Julian Gressel

Right Back - Minnesota United FC
3 May 2029
Thursday
Process

Marked for Julian Gressel

143 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Whatever happens, Minnesota United FC do not lose

14 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Thomas Williams asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.7M for Griffin Yow

Minnesota United FC have gone to New England Revolution with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC bid $1.4M for Akil Watts

The offer went to Chicago Fire this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Minnesota United FC walk away from Maren Haile-Selassie

$1.1M was the most the club would pay and Nashville SC were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC go back to the board over Akil Watts

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $1.4M — a club that wants Akil Watts enough to be asked twice.

Squad

Dominik Fitz wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Match

Minnesota United FC end the wait against Los Angeles Football Club

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Minnesota United FC see off Los Angeles Football Club

Three points for Minnesota United FC, 1‑0 the final word against Los Angeles Football Club in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

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Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC rebuffed over Jesus Ferreira

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. New York City have kept their man, and Minnesota United FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Alvas Powell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC make their move for Zach Ryan

$1.1M on the table at New England Revolution. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Minnesota United FC sign Sota Kitahara for $910.0K

The paperwork is done: Sota Kitahara joins from Colorado Rapids in a deal worth $910.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC go back to the board over Dante Sealy

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $1.6M — a club that wants Dante Sealy enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC bid $240.0K for Tyler Boyd

The offer went to LA Galaxy this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC baulk at the price for Tyler Boyd

LA Galaxy wanted more than $240.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Thomas Williams was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicholas Gioacchini: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Minnesota United FC will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

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The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jefferson Díaz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Minnesota United FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Minnesota United FC

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC go back to the board over Noah Streit

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $4.5M — a club that wants Noah Streit enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC bid $430.0K for Donovan Parisian

The offer went to New England Revolution this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC bid $240.0K for Tyler Boyd

The offer went to LA Galaxy this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Minnesota United FC pick somebody else ahead of Drake Callender

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

No hiding place for Wil Trapp

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wil Trapp, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Joaquín Pereyra beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

136 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC make their move for Bénie Traoré

$19.6M on the table at Austin FC. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Minnesota United FC turn down New York City for Anthony Markanich

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Minnesota United FC make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Minnesota United FC have 4 straight wins of it.

The dugout

Wessel Speel says Minnesota United FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Gio Yedlin signs on for the long haul

Minnesota United FC moved before anybody else could: a new deal for Gio Yedlin, agreed quietly and announced loudly. Boards extend managers for many reasons; the good one is the one this looks like.

Squad

Drake Callender stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Drake Callender and Minnesota United FC agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Kayne Rizvanovich moves on

Columbus Crew pay $770.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Minnesota United FC sell Alec Smir for $350.0K

Alec Smir has left for San Jose Earthquakes in a $350.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Minnesota United FC

6 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

In brief

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The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Minnesota United FC are top

48 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Marcus Caldeira asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

No deal for Santiago Rodríguez at that price

Minnesota United FC offered $2.0M; Columbus Crew said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Darren Yapi

Minnesota United FC asked and Atlanta United FC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Santiago Pita is a Minnesota United FC player

The fee is $1.0M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Atlanta United FC drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

New York City join the queue for Anthony Markanich

Add another name to the list: New York City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Anthony Markanich. The answer from Minnesota United FC has not changed — yet.

Market

Ran Benyamin is a Minnesota United FC player

The fee is $450.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. FC Dallas drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No place for Ran Benyamin in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Minnesota United FC are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

131 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The view from the top for Minnesota United FC

48 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Owen Gene asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Drake Callender question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Drake Callender’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The shop window has Dominik Fitz in it

Minnesota United FC have let the market know Dominik Fitz can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

The clock does Emmanuel Sabbi’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Minnesota United FC could ask drops and the wages Emmanuel Sabbi can ask rise.

In brief

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The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng frozen out at Minnesota United FC

This is not rotation. Mamadou Dieng has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Minnesota United FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$7.6M on the table at Minnesota United FC

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

The dugout

Dylan Borso is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Dominik Fitz knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Minnesota United FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Ho-yeon Jung question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ho-yeon Jung’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Nectar Triantis still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Minnesota United FC would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

Nectar Triantis placed on the list

Minnesota United FC have made Nectar Triantis available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The clock does Mamadou Dieng’s negotiating for him

7 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Minnesota United FC could ask drops and the wages Mamadou Dieng can ask rise.

In brief

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The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody above Minnesota United FC

First, on 48 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Squad

Kyle Duncan honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Minnesota United FC had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Dominik Fitz asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Joaquín Pereyra still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Minnesota United FC would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The Drake Callender question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Drake Callender’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Nimfasha Berchimas moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Minnesota United FC than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

Market

Dominik Fitz placed on the list

Minnesota United FC have made Dominik Fitz available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Emmanuel Sabbi runs his contract down

7 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Minnesota United FC money.

In brief

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The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Bongokuhle Hlongwane stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Bongokuhle Hlongwane and Minnesota United FC agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Minnesota United FC keep their word to Dominik Fitz

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Jefferson Díaz asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Joaquín Pereyra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Dylan Borso gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dylan Borso is on it.

Market

The shop window has Joaquín Pereyra in it

Minnesota United FC have let the market know Joaquín Pereyra can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Dominik Fitz has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Minnesota United FC that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

119 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Minnesota United FC are top

48 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

The dugout

No hiding place for Drake Callender

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Drake Callender, and the manager let it.

Squad

Thomas Williams in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Minnesota United FC keep their word to Morgan Guilavogui

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Owen Gene knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Owen Gene trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Ho-yeon Jung story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ho-yeon Jung signs something — a contract at Minnesota United FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Jefferson Díaz placed on the list

Minnesota United FC have made Jefferson Díaz available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

The dugout calls for Julian Gressel

“I want to stay in the game when I stop, and I am not going to wait until I stop to prepare for it.” At 34 the badges have begun, and every manager in the division remembers doing the same.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Anthony Markanich

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Anthony Markanich’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

118 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Minnesota United FC are through

1‑1 settles it, and a club that spent a season earning the right to play these games has won one of them. Somebody else's season ended tonight, which is the part nobody mentions in the celebrations.

Squad

Roman Celentano is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Roman Celentano: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Player ratings

Both of them Mamadou Dieng's — 8.44

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.44, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Nimfasha Berchimas at 20 — 7.93

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Nimfasha Berchimas did not need any: 7.93, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The terraces

Minnesota United FC supporters have found a favourite in Nimfasha Berchimas

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Nimfasha Berchimas has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Minnesota United FC settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. St. Louis CITY SC spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Thomas Williams and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Julian Gressel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nathan Ordaz misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

In brief

115 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The view from the top for Minnesota United FC

48 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Squad

Julian Gressel signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Julian Gressel and Minnesota United FC agree another 2 years.

Match

Minnesota United FC see off Sporting Kansas City

Three points for Minnesota United FC, 1‑0 the final word against Sporting Kansas City in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Marcus Caldeira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Drake Callender left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Drake Callender will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Bongokuhle Hlongwane stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.58 on the card, and the Minnesota United FC support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The form table has caught Drake Callender

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

Wil Trapp gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A satisfied Gio Yedlin

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Gio Yedlin could afford to be generous.

In brief

114 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Minnesota United FC run riot against Austin FC

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Ho-yeon Jung's — 8.09

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.09, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Marcus Caldeira: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Minnesota United FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Julian Gressel signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Julian Gressel and Minnesota United FC agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Kyle Duncan

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Kyle Duncan has come out of that comparison in the side, and Minnesota United FC have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑0, already talking about the next one.

Market

Minnesota United FC and Jovan Lukić are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

The form table has caught Julian Gressel

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

110 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dominik Fitz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Dominik Fitz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Drake Callender gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Player of the month: Bongokuhle Hlongwane

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order Minnesota United FC prefer.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Morgan Guilavogui

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Julian Gressel left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Julian Gressel will call it something else in private.

The dugout

The form table has caught Drake Callender

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Squad

Bongokuhle Hlongwane makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Owen Gene

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Minnesota United FC told Owen Gene something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

108 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Joaquín Pereyra asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody wants to play Minnesota United FC right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Transfer targets

Manu Duah stays at San Diego Football Club as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Minnesota United FC will try again when the window opens; San Diego Football Club may not be selling by then.

Match

The run at home goes on for Minnesota United FC

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng frozen out at Minnesota United FC

This is not rotation. Mamadou Dieng has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Minnesota United FC is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Home is on Dominik Fitz's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Minnesota United FC are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Minnesota United FC find a way past Colorado Rapids

Colorado Rapids made Minnesota United FC work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Morgan Guilavogui

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

107 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Minnesota United FC tear Seattle Sounders apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Seattle Sounders, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Bongokuhle Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 8.81

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Bongokuhle Hlongwane provided it, and the 8.81 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Minnesota United FC refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 35 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

The dugout

Alec Smir keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Minnesota United FC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Minnesota United FC

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Enea Mihaj deal

Minnesota United FC ran out of time with Atlanta United FC. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Market

The DC United deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Kayne Rizvanovich reports back to Minnesota United FC with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Drake Callender left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Drake Callender will call it something else in private.

In brief

103 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for D.J. Taylor

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Minnesota United FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Minnesota United FC are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 28 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Wessel Speel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC make their move for Thomas Williams

$830.0K on the table at Nashville SC. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Ștefan Chirilă is a medical away from Minnesota United FC

The deal with FC Cincinnati is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Home is on Ho-yeon Jung's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Minnesota United FC are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

LA Galaxy join the queue for Maurice Malone

Add another name to the list: LA Galaxy have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Maurice Malone. The answer from Minnesota United FC has not changed — yet.

Match

The goals have deserted Minnesota United FC

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Minnesota United FC can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC rebuffed over MyKhi Joyner

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. St. Louis CITY SC have kept their man, and Minnesota United FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for D.J. Taylor

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Minnesota United FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Joaquín Pereyra — 7.32

Marked 7.32 on 12 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Drake Callender makes it 25 clean sheets

25 shut-outs in 221 appearances. A keeper’s career is counted in games where nothing happened, and none of it happened by accident.

Player ratings

Kyle Duncan stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.70 on the card, and the Minnesota United FC support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Dominik Fitz is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Dominik Fitz has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Boardroom

7 new boys at the Minnesota United FC academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Gio Yedlin after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Match

Point won or two lost for Minnesota United FC?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Vancouver Whitecaps? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

100 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for D.J. Taylor

65 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Minnesota United FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Minnesota United FC tear Houston Dynamo apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Houston Dynamo, and it could have been more.

Market

Nectar Triantis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Minnesota United FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Jefferson Díaz was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.12. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Dominik Fitz in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Minnesota United FC at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 3, 25 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Gio Yedlin on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcus Caldeira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

99 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: D.J. Taylor out for 72 days

72 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Minnesota United FC lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Blau-Weiß Linz come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Minnesota United FC did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Joaquín Pereyra has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Minnesota United FC can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mamadou Dieng

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Minnesota United FC share the spoils with Sporting Kansas City

A 1‑1 draw with Sporting Kansas City leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Gio Yedlin was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Minnesota United FC dressing room was either.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Minnesota United FC lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

The dugout

When it matters, Mamadou Dieng plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

94 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

D.J. Taylor damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Wessel Speel asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Ho-yeon Jung gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Real Salt Lake take the points off Minnesota United FC

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Kayne Rizvanovich wants to come home

“I did not go to CF Montreal to sit and watch. I want to come back to Minnesota United FC and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Nathan Ordaz was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

93 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dominik Fitz asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 unbeaten for Minnesota United FC

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Minnesota United FC did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Colorado Rapids end the Minnesota United FC run at 4

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 4 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Kyle Duncan named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Kyle Duncan is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Gio Yedlin after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Match

No goals between Minnesota United FC and Colorado Rapids

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Colorado Rapids will be the happier side with the point.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Minnesota United FC know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

When it matters, Mamadou Dieng plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

92 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Zac McGraw hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Minnesota United FC right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC rebuffed over Ștefan Chirilă

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Cincinnati have kept their man, and Minnesota United FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Minnesota United FC see off Seattle Sounders

Three points for Minnesota United FC, 2‑1 the final word against Seattle Sounders in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Joaquín Pereyra

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dominik Fitz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dominik Fitz, and the manager let it.

Squad

Wil Trapp slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Wil Trapp is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Squad

5 new faces, and Minnesota United FC are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

87 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Owen Gene asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Business is business: Devin Padelford goes

Philadelphia Union paid $2.2M and Minnesota United FC took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Transfer targets

An offer of $660.0K for Jonny Shore

Minnesota United FC have gone to FC Dallas with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ștefan Chirilă

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Minnesota United FC have done the hard part with FC Cincinnati, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Carlos Harvey and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Niko Tsakiris

Minnesota United FC asked and San Jose Earthquakes said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Carlos Harvey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

No place for Diego García in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Minnesota United FC are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

85 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The mood at Minnesota United FC has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Minnesota United FC win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Vancouver Whitecaps will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Julian Gressel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Ho-yeon Jung goes up and wins it — 7.94

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.94 for the rest of it.

The dugout

Wessel Speel: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Minnesota United FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Carlos Harvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC rebuffed over Matthew Hoppe

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Colorado Rapids have kept their man, and Minnesota United FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

81 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Minnesota United FC

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

The mood at Minnesota United FC has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Marcus Caldeira breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Minnesota United FC sell Kelvin Yeboah for $13.7M

Kelvin Yeboah has left for Lokomotiv Moscow in a $13.7M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

The terraces

Minnesota United FC sell a favourite for $13.7M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Kelvin Yeboah was one of the reasons people came, and $13.7M does not replace that by itself.

Market

Minnesota United FC may not be able to give Joaquín Pereyra what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Joaquín Pereyra wants continental football; whether Minnesota United FC can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Riley Dalgado is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Justin Adams out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Justin Adams, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

70 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Minnesota United FC are through

0‑0 settles it, and a club that spent a season earning the right to play these games has won one of them. Somebody else's season ended tonight, which is the part nobody mentions in the celebrations.

Squad

Drake Callender decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Morgan Guilavogui

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Julian Gressel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Minnesota United FC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Real improvement from Riley Dalgado at Minnesota United FC

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Riley Dalgado is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Match

6 unbeaten for Minnesota United FC

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Minnesota United FC did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Maurice Malone gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Jefferson Díaz

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Minnesota United FC told Jefferson Díaz something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

64 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Minnesota United FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ho-yeon Jung was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Carlos Harvey and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

100 appearances for Alec Smir

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Match

Honours even between Minnesota United FC and Sporting Kansas City

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The form table has caught Julian Gressel

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Gio Yedlin was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Minnesota United FC dressing room was either.

The dugout

Alec Smir gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Maurice Malone asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Bongokuhle Hlongwane talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Minnesota United FC know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

63 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

D.J. Taylor keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Minnesota United FC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Joaquín Pereyra has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Minnesota United FC can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Maurice Malone has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Minnesota United FC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Alec Smir is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Minnesota United FC has been clear about where Alec Smir stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Zach Zengue gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Julian Gressel knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Minnesota United FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Kelvin Yeboah question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kelvin Yeboah’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Minnesota United FC put Ho-yeon Jung up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ho-yeon Jung may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

62 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Minnesota United FC run riot against Austin FC

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC put Gio Yedlin on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Player ratings

A brace, and Bongokuhle Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 9.15

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Bongokuhle Hlongwane provided it, and the 9.15 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

The Minnesota United FC board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Kelvin Yeboah raises the bar for Minnesota United FC

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Minnesota United FC heard it as anything else.

Squad

Wil Trapp signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Wil Trapp commits to Minnesota United FC for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Morris Duggan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Emmanuel Sabbi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Gio Yedlin, on a 4‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

61 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Minnesota United FC spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Minnesota United FC boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Minnesota United FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A move Riley Dalgado would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Riley Dalgado is living that version at Minnesota United FC, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Minnesota United FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ho-yeon Jung was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Carlos Harvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Julian Gressel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Julian Gressel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Maurice Malone

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Maurice Malone.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Minnesota United FC

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

60 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joaquín Pereyra wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Minnesota United FC hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Jeevan Badwal will join Minnesota United FC for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Jeevan Badwal has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Minnesota United FC have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Maurice Malone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Drake Callender

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Drake Callender, and the manager let it.

Match

FC Dallas take the points off Minnesota United FC

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The game went through Kyle Duncan — 7.07

Marked 7.07 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

No place for Julian Gressel on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Minnesota United FC pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

59 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maurice Malone in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Wil Trapp gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ho-yeon Jung knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ho-yeon Jung trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Julian Gressel

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Gio Yedlin was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Minnesota United FC dressing room was either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Morgan Guilavogui

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Point won or two lost for Minnesota United FC?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against San Jose Earthquakes? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

The Ho-yeon Jung talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Minnesota United FC know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to know why he earns less

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and Minnesota United FC have no good answer.

In brief

58 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Morgan Guilavogui signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Morgan Guilavogui commits to Minnesota United FC for another 4 years.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Alec Smir counts the days

“I watch every Minnesota United FC game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Vancouver Whitecaps runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

Marcus Caldeira gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ho-yeon Jung asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Bongokuhle Hlongwane story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Bongokuhle Hlongwane signs something — a contract at Minnesota United FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Loan watch

Owen Gene has made Orlando City’s shirt his own

22 starts now, an average of 6.78, and the team sheet at Orlando City has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief

57 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The mood at Minnesota United FC has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Minnesota United FC

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Carlos Harvey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ho-yeon Jung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Julian Gressel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Minnesota United FC find a way past Real Salt Lake

Real Salt Lake made Minnesota United FC work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maurice Malone

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Kelvin Yeboah

A mark of 7.78, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Gio Yedlin on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

52 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Anthony Markanich asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Emmanuel Sabbi due for a Minnesota United FC medical

Everything agreed with Vancouver Whitecaps, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Minnesota United FC walk away from Herman Johansson

$5.4M was the most the club would pay and FC Dallas were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Nicolás Romero moves on

Real Salt Lake pay $2.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Chicago Fire watching Peter Stroud

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Minnesota United FC have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Maurice Malone was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jefferson Díaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Carlos Harvey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Maurice Malone plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

51 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nicolás Romero agrees terms with Real Salt Lake

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Minnesota United FC people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Minnesota United FC strike at the death to beat LA Galaxy

There were 88 minutes on the clock and LA Galaxy had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Minnesota United FC did not stop to explain themselves.

Market

Jefferson Díaz asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Minnesota United FC turn down Orlando City for Carlos Harvey

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

An offer of $4.2M for Emmanuel Sabbi

Minnesota United FC have gone to Vancouver Whitecaps with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Player ratings

Joaquín Pereyra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Morris Duggan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Minnesota United FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Nobody wants to play Minnesota United FC right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Nicolás Romero falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

50 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Agustín Anello

Minnesota United FC and Philadelphia Union have settled on $14.0M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Joaquín Pereyra asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Minnesota United FC are in real trouble now

Position 13, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Real Salt Lake join the queue for Nicolás Romero

Add another name to the list: Real Salt Lake have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Nicolás Romero. The answer from Minnesota United FC has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Ho-yeon Jung delivers — 7.91

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Ho-yeon Jung scored, was marked 7.91, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Transfer targets

New York City tell Minnesota United FC: Tomás Romero is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Dominik Fitz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dominik Fitz and Minnesota United FC agree another 5 years.

Squad

Julian Gressel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Minnesota United FC get the job done against Portland Timbers

A 1‑0 win over Portland Timbers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

48 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolás Romero is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Halfway: Minnesota United FC sit in position 14

12 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

Zach Zengue gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Gio Yedlin on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Kelvin Yeboah

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

Match

No goals between Minnesota United FC and Houston Dynamo

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Houston Dynamo will be the happier side with the point.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Joaquín Pereyra signs something — a contract at Minnesota United FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Looking ahead

Julian Gressel goes back to face Vancouver Whitecaps

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Julian Gressel’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Minnesota United FC needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Maurice Malone

Nobody at Minnesota United FC is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

45 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Minnesota United FC spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

At last: Minnesota United FC win one

13 matches without a win, and then this, against San Diego Football Club. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Player ratings

Julian Gressel, 33, rolls back the years — 8.02

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.02 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A row about effort at Minnesota United FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nicolás Romero was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Maurice Malone and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Minnesota United FC see off San Diego Football Club

Three points for Minnesota United FC, 1‑0 the final word against San Diego Football Club in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Loan watch

Owen Gene is tired of being somebody else's player

“Another season, another badge, another dressing room to win over. I would like one pre-season at Minnesota United FC where somebody actually looks at me.” He belongs to Orlando City until the spell ends; the argument is with the club that owns him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maurice Malone

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Gio Yedlin: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief