Chris Mueller

Right Midfielder - Columbus Crew
24 Jun 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Chris Mueller

33 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Chicago Fire's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chicago Fire has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Mauricio Pineda asks to leave Chicago Fire

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Chicago Fire sell Chris Mueller for $2.7M

Chris Mueller has left for Columbus Crew in a $2.7M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

Orlando City take the points off Chicago Fire

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Andrew Gutman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Chris Brady is still paying for one afternoon at Chicago Fire

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Chris Brady lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

A smaller club would suit Chris Brady now

He has had enough of the noise. Whether Chicago Fire can be a quieter place for him, or whether the only cure is a move somewhere the phone-ins are gentler, is a question for the next few months.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Philip Zinckernagel

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
33 Edition

The Columbus Crew Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Dániel Gazdag out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Columbus Crew will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Chris Mueller is a Columbus Crew player

The fee is $2.7M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Chicago Fire drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Player ratings

Brais Méndez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

André Gomes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Columbus Crew this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Malte Amundsen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Yevhen Cheberko was immovable

20 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Max Arfsten stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.86 on the card, and the Columbus Crew support went home talking about one name.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Wessam Abou Ali's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

An afternoon Wessam Abou Ali will want back

Marked 3.93. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

31 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Djé D'Avilla

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Chicago Fire lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ramiro Bentancur puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chicago Fire, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Luke Brennan is a Chicago Fire player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Tempers go at Chicago Fire

Philip Zinckernagel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anton Salétros

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Mbekezeli Mbokazi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

29 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Djé D'Avilla damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jeff Gal asks to leave Chicago Fire

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chicago Fire

Philip Zinckernagel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

21 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for St. Louis CITY SC

Position 14 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Kyle Hiebert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Louis CITY SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at St. Louis CITY SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eduard Löwen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

20 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Chicago Fire

Hugo Cuypers was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hugo Cuypers gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mbekezeli Mbokazi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chicago Fire will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

19 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Marcel Hartel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at St. Louis CITY SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eduard Löwen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Chris Mueller has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at St. Louis CITY SC will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maren Haile-Selassie keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chicago Fire may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for David Poreba

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. David Poreba will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chicago Fire the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chicago Fire

Philip Zinckernagel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

16 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anton Salétros keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chicago Fire may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Philip Zinckernagel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chicago Fire this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Chicago Fire training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hugo Cuypers is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

13 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for David Poreba

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. David Poreba will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chicago Fire the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chicago Fire

Jack Elliott was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hugo Cuypers falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

13 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

St. Louis CITY SC sink to position 14

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kyle Hiebert

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kyle Hiebert will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Louis CITY SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Marcel Hartel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

12 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jonathan Bamba: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chicago Fire have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jack Elliott in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chicago Fire this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Chicago Fire training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hugo Cuypers is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

11 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Marcel Hartel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rafael Santos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

St. Louis CITY SC keep their word to Chris Mueller

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

9 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for St. Louis CITY SC

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around St. Louis CITY SC are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for St. Louis CITY SC

Position 14 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eduard Löwen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 31 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Timo Baumgartl

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Kyle Hiebert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Louis CITY SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Marcel Hartel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marcel Hartel

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Chris Mueller runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Simon Becher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

8 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philip Zinckernagel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chicago Fire this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Chicago Fire

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Chris Brady has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chicago Fire will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

8 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for St. Louis CITY SC

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Roman Bürki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Chris Mueller runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Sergio Córdova was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.50. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Tomas Totland falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rafael Santos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

St. Louis CITY SC share the spoils with Vancouver Whitecaps

A 1‑1 draw with Vancouver Whitecaps leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

St. Louis CITY SC pick somebody else ahead of Omar Mendoza

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

The Eduard Löwen question follows St. Louis CITY SC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Eduard Löwen’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

7 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for St. Louis CITY SC

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Roman Bürki keeps St. Louis CITY SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Words at St. Louis CITY SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eduard Löwen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Chris Mueller in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chris Mueller

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.67, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jeong Sang-Bin

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

6 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Chris Mueller takes the afternoon — 9.09

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Chris Mueller provided it, and the 9.09 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

5 matches without a win for St. Louis CITY SC

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around St. Louis CITY SC are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Louis CITY SC

Marcel Hartel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about St. Louis CITY SC and Sporting Kansas City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sergio Córdova

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

181% of the income goes out in wages at St. Louis CITY SC

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No hiding place for Eduard Löwen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eduard Löwen, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at St. Louis CITY SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rafael Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between St. Louis CITY SC and Sporting Kansas City

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

4 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for St. Louis CITY SC

0‑2 against Inter Miami CF, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Chris Mueller runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Louis CITY SC

Marcel Hartel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eduard Löwen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Rafael Santos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Roman Bürki's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Match

Simon Becher rescues a point for St. Louis CITY SC

It needed Simon Becher to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against San Diego Football Club, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Roman Bürki

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

The Eduard Löwen question follows St. Louis CITY SC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Eduard Löwen’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

3 Edition

The St. Louis CITY SC Courier

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Chris Mueller sends St. Louis CITY SC through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Chris Mueller obliged against Columbus Crew. 3‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is St. Louis CITY SC.

Match

Chris Mueller settles it late for St. Louis CITY SC

The 89th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Chris Mueller decided nobody was going anywhere. Columbus Crew had no time left to answer.

Market

Houston Dynamo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and St. Louis CITY SC did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Marcel Hartel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Louis CITY SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sergio Córdova

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Louis CITY SC against FC Dallas

1‑2 to FC Dallas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chris Mueller

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The terraces

St. Louis CITY SC supporters have found a favourite in Fallou Fall

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Fallou Fall has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Marcel Hartel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • Player ratings Kyle Hiebert was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Squad Rafael Santos falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Omar Mendoza
1 Edition

The Chicago Fire Post

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Chicago Fire turn down Middlesbrough for Hugo Cuypers

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Maren Haile-Selassie

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 27 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Market

Robert Lewandowski wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Chicago Fire hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Robert Lewandowski stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Robert Lewandowski and Chicago Fire agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Philip Zinckernagel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chicago Fire this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

St. Louis CITY SC join the queue for Chris Mueller

Add another name to the list: St. Louis CITY SC have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Chris Mueller. The answer from Chicago Fire has not changed — yet.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert Lewandowski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Chicago Fire come up short against Charlotte Football Club

Charlotte Football Club left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief