Chris Mueller

Right Midfielder - Austin FC
20 Mar 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Chris Mueller

133 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jon Gallagher is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Austin FC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Austin FC

Chris Mueller was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Austin FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Owen Wolff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jimer Fory

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jefferson Díaz knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jefferson Díaz trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Mikkel Desler story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mikkel Desler signs something — a contract at Austin FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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128 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Austin FC

Joseph Rosales was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Austin FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Besard Šabović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Austin FC and Jefferson Díaz

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Brad Stuver knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Austin FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Mikkel Desler remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Austin FC would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

The Owen Wolff story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Owen Wolff signs something — a contract at Austin FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Riley Thomas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Riley Thomas is on it.

Squad

Chris Mueller wants to know why he earns less

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and Austin FC have no good answer.

Market

Austin FC put Jackson Ragen up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Jackson Ragen may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

122 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

A season ends in a fortnight for Austin FC

1‑2, and Houston Dynamo go on. Nine months of work settled by a couple of evenings, which is what a playoff is and what nobody designing one thinks about.

Squad

38 days out for Luka Prpa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Austin FC will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Damian Łaś

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Damian Łaś will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Austin FC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Houston Dynamo end the Austin FC run at 11

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 11 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

A falling-out at Austin FC

Joseph Rosales and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Austin FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Besard Šabović was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jefferson Díaz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Chris Mueller — 6.90

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 6.90, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Ervin Torres stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ervin Torres and Austin FC agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

119 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Chris Mueller signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chris Mueller commits to Austin FC for another 2 years.

Squad

Ezequiel Naya in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Austin FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Austin FC count the cost of losing CJ Fodrey

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

A row about effort at Austin FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Besard Šabović was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Guilherme Biro in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Guilherme Biro has his answer from Austin FC; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of CJ Fodrey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Austin FC and Brad Stuver

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Austin FC, another week without a signature from Brad Stuver.

The dugout

Damian Łaś asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Owen Wolff question follows Austin FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Owen Wolff’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

115 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Minnesota United FC

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Minnesota United FC are no longer polite ones.

Match

The goals have deserted Minnesota United FC

8 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Minnesota United FC can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nectar Triantis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Minnesota United FC

Francisco Silva and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Minnesota United FC against Sporting Kansas City

0‑1 to Sporting Kansas City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 David Aaronson left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Nicolás Romero gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nicolás Romero is on it.

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC bank $110.0K from an old deal

The unglamorous genius of a well-written contract. Chris Mueller is somebody else's player now, and $110.0K has arrived because the people who sold him thought further ahead than the transfer window.

In brief

107 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jorge Ruvalcaba out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Austin FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

San Jose Earthquakes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Austin FC did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Korede Osundina

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Andrew Privett: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Austin FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A move Beau LeRoux would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Beau LeRoux is living that version at Austin FC, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Austin FC to Javier Otero

The clock did what Real Salt Lake would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

A falling-out at Austin FC

Joseph Rosales and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Besard Šabović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Oleksandr Svatok gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

93 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Besard Šabović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Austin FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Chris Mueller beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Austin FC find a way past LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy made Austin FC work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A month that belonged to Sal Olivas

The young player of the month award goes to a 21-year-old at Austin FC who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Player ratings

Ezequiel Naya was the difference for Austin FC

Marked 7.84. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Austin FC

Something was said to Jefferson Díaz and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Austin FC pick somebody else ahead of Brad Stuver

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jackson Ragen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Peyton Miller

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Peyton Miller has come out of that comparison in the side, and Austin FC have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

90 Edition

The Austin FC Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

$5.7M settles it between the clubs for Korede Osundina

New York City have accepted the money. What Austin FC do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Guilherme Biro puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Austin FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

CJ Fodrey was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Chris Mueller arrives at Austin FC in a $1.1M statement of intent

There comes a point where a club either backs its own ambition or admits it does not have any. Austin FC have paid $1.1M for Chris Mueller, which is the loudest way there is of saying which one it chose.

Transfer targets

Emmanuel Gómez Riga turns down Austin FC

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Newell's Old Boys keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Joseph Rosales in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Austin FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alex Bono

Austin FC asked and Charlotte Football Club said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brad Stuver

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brad Stuver, and the manager let it.

Match

Houston Dynamo take the points off Austin FC

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

90 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Minnesota United FC make home a hard place to visit

19 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC write off $347.9K on Chris Mueller

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $347.9K of what Minnesota United FC paid for Chris Mueller is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Transfer targets

No deal for Paul Rothrock at that price

Minnesota United FC offered $2.1M; CF Montreal said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Tomás Chancalay wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Chris Mueller moves on

Austin FC pay $1.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jared Stroud

Minnesota United FC asked and DC United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Wessel Speel moves on

San Diego Football Club pay $340.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Match

6 unbeaten for Minnesota United FC

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Minnesota United FC did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Minnesota United FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Seymour Reid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

88 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Minnesota United FC make home a hard place to visit

17 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Bongokuhle Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 9.52

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Bongokuhle Hlongwane provided it, and the 9.52 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Ho-yeon Jung asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Daniel Edelman delivers — 7.81

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Daniel Edelman scored, was marked 7.81, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Minnesota United FC walk away from Jared Stroud

$1.1M was the most the club would pay and DC United were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Match

6 goals as Minnesota United FC and LA Galaxy go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Minnesota United FC and LA Galaxy, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Minnesota United FC find a way past LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy made Minnesota United FC work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC rebuffed over Tyler Boyd

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Los Angeles Football Club have kept their man, and Minnesota United FC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Minnesota United FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seymour Reid was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

86 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Minnesota United FC win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Portland Timbers will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Transfer targets

Jared Stroud will not be coming to Minnesota United FC

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at DC United is saying, and nobody at Minnesota United FC is enjoying the guessing.

Player ratings

Owen Gene pops up at the right end — 7.90

7.90, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Transfer targets

Minnesota United FC bid $1.4M for D.J. Taylor

The offer went to FC Dallas this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Columbus Crew tell Minnesota United FC: Taha Habroune is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Bongokuhle Hlongwane was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Minnesota United FC get the job done against Portland Timbers

A 1‑0 win over Portland Timbers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Chris Mueller and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ben Lundt wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

80 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jordan Adebayo-Smith hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Minnesota United FC can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Wessel Speel has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Minnesota United FC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Minnesota United FC to lose Wessel Speel for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Wessel Speel has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

The dugout

When it matters, Nectar Triantis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Joaquín Pereyra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Mamadou Dieng knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mamadou Dieng trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

78 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ben Lundt asks to leave Minnesota United FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Minnesota United FC

Nəriman Axundzadə and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ho-yeon Jung knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ho-yeon Jung trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Bongokuhle Hlongwane question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bongokuhle Hlongwane’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Jordan Adebayo-Smith gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jordan Adebayo-Smith is on it.

The dugout

Nəriman Axundzadə has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Nəriman Axundzadə has written the date down.

In brief

76 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Minnesota United FC turn down Universidad Catolica for Nicolás Romero

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Nəriman Axundzadə was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ho-yeon Jung wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Minnesota United FC can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Chris Mueller gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Nectar Triantis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Tomás Chancalay knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Minnesota United FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Minnesota United FC and Owen Gene are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Joaquín Pereyra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Nəriman Axundzadə

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

71 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Minnesota United FC are out

1‑2, and a season that ran to May has ended inside a fortnight. This is what a playoff is: nine months of work settled by a couple of evenings, and nobody who designed it was thinking about the losing dressing room.

Match

After 18 games, Minnesota United FC finally taste it again

The first defeat in 18 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Houston Dynamo; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Market

Joaquín Pereyra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Minnesota United FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Chris Mueller says Minnesota United FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Ho-yeon Jung pops up at the right end — 7.70

7.70, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Market

Nəriman Axundzadə raises the bar for Minnesota United FC

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Minnesota United FC heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Nəriman Axundzadə was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Joaquín Pereyra was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Drake Callender

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

64 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

15 unbeaten for Minnesota United FC

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation Minnesota United FC did not have in the autumn.

Match

6 matches without a win for Minnesota United FC

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Minnesota United FC are no longer polite ones.

Market

Nəriman Axundzadə has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Minnesota United FC can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Nəriman Axundzadə in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Caden Clark runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Dor Turgeman takes the honours

Marked 7.95 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Minnesota United FC had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Chris Mueller gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Minnesota United FC share the spoils with Sporting Kansas City

A 1‑1 draw with Sporting Kansas City leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

David Aaronson on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” David Aaronson after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

63 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joaquín Pereyra has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Minnesota United FC can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Home is on Tomás Chancalay's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Minnesota United FC are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Minnesota United FC

Nəriman Axundzadə was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mamadou Dieng

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nectar Triantis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nectar Triantis is on it.

Market

The Joaquín Pereyra question follows Minnesota United FC around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Joaquín Pereyra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Looking ahead

Jake Davis goes back to face Sporting Kansas City

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Jake Davis’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Minnesota United FC needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Match

Minnesota United FC in the hunt for Europe

Position 4, 42 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

The dugout

Chris Mueller knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Minnesota United FC, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

56 Edition

The Minnesota United FC Chronicle

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Minnesota United FC turn down Wisla Krakow for Ho-yeon Jung

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Whatever happens, Minnesota United FC do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Joaquín Pereyra has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Minnesota United FC can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Match

The run at home goes on for Minnesota United FC

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Nəriman Axundzadə in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Minnesota United FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Minnesota United FC get the job done against Colorado Rapids

A 1‑0 win over Colorado Rapids, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tomás Chancalay

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

Chris Mueller gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A satisfied David Aaronson

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, David Aaronson could afford to be generous.

In brief