Nicolás Ramírez

Central Defender - Deportes La Serena
17 Nov 2032
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Nicolás Ramírez

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15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Deportes La Serena

Diego Cabrera and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportes La Serena

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matheus Rossetto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Deportes La Serena and Agustín Melano

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportes La Serena, another week without a signature from Agustín Melano.

The dugout

Joaquín Menafra knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Deportes La Serena, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Agustín Melano question follows Deportes La Serena around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Agustín Melano’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Francisco has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Deportes La Serena will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Lucas Soto can feel the drop

The table is being checked before the results are in, which is always the tell. Nobody at Deportes La Serena says the word and every senior player in the building is thinking it.

Market

Still no signature from Javier Vallejos

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Deportes La Serena could get for him.

In brief

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The Deportes La Serena Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Deportes La Serena can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Felipe Ortiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Deportes La Serena they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lucas Soto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Diego Cabrera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportes La Serena this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Federico Rodríguez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Deportes La Serena and Matheus Rossetto

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Agustín Melano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Nicolás Ramírez exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Nicolás Ramírez is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

The dugout

Luiz Yano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Deportes La Serena will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Deportes La Serena spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Diego Cabrera hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportes La Serena can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nicolás Ramírez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportes La Serena this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lucas Soto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Javier Vallejos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Gustavo Ávila frozen out at Deportes La Serena

This is not rotation. Gustavo Ávila has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Deportes La Serena is pretending otherwise.

Market

Deportes La Serena and Javier Vallejos are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Deportes La Serena

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Agustín Melano knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Deportes La Serena, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

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25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Deportes La Serena boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Deportes La Serena are in real trouble now

Position 14, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gustavo Ávila puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportes La Serena, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luiz Yano

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luiz Yano will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Deportes La Serena the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Deportes La Serena may not be able to give Agustín Melano what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Agustín Melano wants continental football; whether Deportes La Serena can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportes La Serena

Nicolás Ramírez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Matheus Rossetto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Sebastián Pereira knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Deportes La Serena, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Gustavo Fagundes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Deportes La Serena Gazette

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Giuliano Gurrieri says Deportes La Serena went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Deportes La Serena

Nicolás Ramírez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Deportes La Serena training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Soto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Sebastián Pereira asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Juan Sebastián Serrano is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Deportes La Serena has been clear about where Juan Sebastián Serrano stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Agustín Melano question follows Deportes La Serena around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Agustín Melano’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Francisco plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Talks stall between Deportes La Serena and Luther James-Wildin

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The Deportes La Serena Gazette

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Agustín Cuatrochi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportes La Serena, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Francisco says Deportes La Serena went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Felipe Ortiz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Felipe Ortiz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Deportes La Serena the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportes La Serena

Nicolás Ramírez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportes La Serena

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucas Soto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Francisco Sierralta is a square peg at Deportes La Serena

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

Francisco told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Francisco has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Deportes La Serena.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Santiago Blanco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Luiz Yano plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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The Deportes La Serena Gazette

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Deportes La Serena finish in position 14

27 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Market

Diego Cabrera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportes La Serena, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

At last: Deportes La Serena win one

8 matches without a win, and then this, against Huachipato. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Player ratings

Luiz Yano runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Lucas Soto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Deportes La Serena

Diego Cabrera and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Agustín Melano the difference as Deportes La Serena beat Huachipato

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Agustín Melano. 2‑0 against Huachipato, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

Federico Rodríguez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Agustín Cuatrochi was the difference for Deportes La Serena

Marked 7.84. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

320 Edition

The Deportes La Serena Gazette

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Agustín Cuatrochi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportes La Serena can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Deportes La Serena's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Deportes La Serena has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Felipe Ortiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Deportes La Serena is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Juan Cruz Arno gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Juan Cruz Arno has just signed for Deportes La Serena, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportes La Serena

Nicolás Ramírez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Javier Vallejos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Matheus Rossetto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 89 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Deportes La Serena had all but put away. Coquimbo Unido will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Market

Still no ink between Deportes La Serena and Agustín Melano

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Deportes La Serena, another week without a signature from Agustín Melano.

In brief

319 Edition

The Deportes La Serena Gazette

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Deportes La Serena board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

The knee: Sleyder Flores out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Deportes La Serena lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Deportes La Serena spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Giuliano Gurrieri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportes La Serena can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Fernando Ospina

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Fernando Ospina will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Deportes La Serena the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Nicolás Ramírez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportes La Serena this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Deportes La Serena

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucas Soto was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Sebastián Pereira is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Deportes La Serena has been clear about where Sebastián Pereira stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Talks stall between Deportes La Serena and Javier Vallejos

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

230 Edition

The Universidad de Chile Gazette

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nicolás Ramírez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Universidad de Chile, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Facundo Díaz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Universidad de Chile is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Cristián Riquelme attracts admirers

The name of Cristián Riquelme has come up in conversations Universidad de Chile were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Marcos Arturia

Universidad de Chile asked and Ñublense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Lautaro Pastrán in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Universidad de Chile this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Universidad de Chile agree a free transfer for Diego Valencia

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Market

O'Higgins are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Universidad de Chile will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

A row about effort at Universidad de Chile

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bianneider Tamayo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ezequiel Centurión is in the works

Universidad de Chile have made the call to Rosario Central. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief