Facundo Guichón

Defensive Midfielder - Retired
20 Nov 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Facundo Guichón

122 Edition

The Cooper Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Pablo Fernández

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pablo Fernández will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cooper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Embargo at Cooper

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

A row about effort at Cooper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Francisco Ibáñez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Renzo Lescano and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

110% of the income goes out in wages at Cooper

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

When it matters, Exequiel Márquez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

Back issues
120 Edition

The Cooper Courier

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cooper up to position 2

30 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Carlos Lanza is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cooper is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Matías Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cooper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cooper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francisco Ibáñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The Cooper debt reaches $12.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Fernando Pineda

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Cooper told Fernando Pineda something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Isaías Sierra knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cooper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Matías Nicosia gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Matías Nicosia is on it.

Market

Facundo Guichón runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Cooper money.

In brief

117 Edition

The Cooper Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Cooper

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Cooper is running low.

Market

Ademola Sadiq asks to leave Cooper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Leandro Nieto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Leandro Nieto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cooper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Cooper

Matías Ferreira and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Francisco Ibáñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Lucas Villagra knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Lucas Villagra trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

116 Edition

The Cooper Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cooper are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 30 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Carlos Lanza is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cooper is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Matías Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cooper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The Cooper debt reaches $12.1M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Words at Cooper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Franco Valdez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Cooper are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

112 Edition

The Cooper Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cooper refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 30 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Exequiel Márquez asks to leave Cooper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Carlos Lanza

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Carlos Lanza will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cooper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Matías Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cooper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Cooper reaches $12.1M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $12.1M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Squad

Carlos Luque out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Carlos Luque, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Cooper

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Boardroom

Cooper can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

The dugout

When it matters, Matías Nicosia plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

111 Edition

The Cooper Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Isaías Sierra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cooper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Santiago Hegler

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Santiago Hegler will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cooper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Carlos Lanza has agreed to leave Cooper for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Diogo Cabrera and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ademola Sadiq arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ademola Sadiq has, at Cooper, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Facundo Guichón out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Facundo Guichón, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lucas Villagra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Cooper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francisco Ibáñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Cooper sign Ademola Sadiq, one for the future

Ademola Sadiq is 18, and Cooper have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

107 Edition

The Cooper Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Santiago Hegler has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cooper they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Facundo Coello due for a Cooper medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Matías Ferreira and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mathías Bogado is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 38 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Isaías Sierra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Pablo Fernández gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Pablo Fernández is on it.

Market

Andry Sena joins Cooper to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Cooper have gone and got theirs early.

Squad

Somebody is after Matías Ferreira’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Matías Ferreira suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Cooper have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Market

Cooper and Renzo Lescano are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

105 Edition

The Cooper Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Andres Bentancur out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cooper will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cooper

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Santiago González turns down Cooper

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Matías Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cooper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Luis Meneses

Cooper asked and Cerro Largo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Francisco Ibáñez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

102 Edition

The Cooper Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

36 days out for Andres Bentancur after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cooper will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Sergio Casais puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cooper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Pablo Fernández has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cooper they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Cooper

Matías Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alan Zamurio

Cooper asked and Fenix said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

220% of the income goes out in wages at Cooper

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A row about effort at Cooper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Junior Pastorino was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Cooper ask about Diago Fernández

A loan enquiry to Fenix: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Facundo Guichón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

101 Edition

The Cooper Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

19 days out for Franco Valdez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cooper will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Facundo Guichón asks to leave Cooper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Cooper

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Cooper is running low.

The dugout

Sebastián Barrios: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cooper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

La Luz join the queue for Thiago Cattanese

Add another name to the list: La Luz have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Thiago Cattanese. The answer from Cooper has not changed — yet.

Boardroom

The owner puts $269.0K into Cooper

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Transfer targets

Cerro Largo tell Cooper: Luis Meneses is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Tomás Cantera and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Player of the month: Franco Albín

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order Cooper prefer.

In brief

99 Edition

The Cooper Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Valdez out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cooper will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Franco Albín leads the rout of Huracan del Paso

3‑0, and Franco Albín took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Cooper tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Franco Albín puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cooper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Santiago Hegler

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Santiago Hegler will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cooper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Junior Pastorino frozen out at Cooper

This is not rotation. Junior Pastorino has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Cooper is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Matías Ferreira and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Cooper rebuffed over Nicolás González

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Progreso have kept their man, and Cooper go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Santiago Mier

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Franco Albín was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

93 Edition

The Cooper Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andres Bentancur

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cooper lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Valdez out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cooper will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Diogo Cabrera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cooper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $202.2K into Cooper

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Junior Pastorino falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Carlos Lanza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Matías Ferreira was the difference for Cooper

Marked 7.71. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Match

Honours even between Cooper and Basanez

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Rafael Alvarez was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Cooper dressing room was either.

In brief

90 Edition

The Cooper Courier

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Andres Bentancur damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Leandro Nieto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cooper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Pablo Fernández has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cooper they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Cooper

Diogo Cabrera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 169% of the Cooper income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

Huracan del Paso take the points off Cooper

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Cooper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Junior Pastorino is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Rafael Alvarez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gustavo Atencio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

81 Edition

The Cooper Courier

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Carlos Luque leads the rout of Alto Peru

3‑0, and Carlos Luque took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Cooper tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Facundo Guichón hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cooper can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Pablo Fernández: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cooper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Vintage Exequiel Márquez — 8.18

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.18, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Aktobe come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cooper did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cooper

Exequiel Márquez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Leandro Nieto arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Leandro Nieto has, at Cooper, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Cooper

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Market

Cooper promote Andres Bentancur from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andres Bentancur has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

80 Edition

The Cooper Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Rafael Alvarez has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Cooper can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Cooper

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Junior Pastorino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cooper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sebastián Barrios is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cooper is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Cooper

Exequiel Márquez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Exequiel Márquez exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Exequiel Márquez is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Market

Talks stall between Cooper and Facundo Guichón

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Renzo Lescano knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cooper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Franco Valdez placed on the list

Cooper have made Franco Valdez available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief