Dylan Collard

Central Defender - Lusitânia Lourosa
22 Sep 2028
Friday
Process

Marked for Dylan Collard

110 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa come from 2 down to beat Oliveirense

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Lusitânia Lourosa found something the first half had given no notice of, and Oliveirense could not hold what they had.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Aymen Leghrib gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Aymen Leghrib has just signed for Lusitânia Lourosa, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa find a way past Oliveirense

Oliveirense made Lusitânia Lourosa work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Vando Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Dylan Collard was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.84. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The terraces

Lusitânia Lourosa supporters have found a favourite in Romário Cunha

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Romário Cunha has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manuel Mendonça

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

Back issues
97 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lusitânia Lourosa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lusitânia Lourosa is running low.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Naïs Djouahra hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lusitânia Lourosa say no — this time

The offer from Portimonense for Vitor Hugo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Ibrahim Alhassan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lusitânia Lourosa have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa beat the market to Athos Sousa from Famalicao

Famalicao will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Athos Sousa has pre-agreed a move to Lusitânia Lourosa, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

Aly Palacios is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Lusitânia Lourosa has been clear about where Aly Palacios stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

87 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jimte Scholten puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Thalys: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lusitânia Lourosa have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Lusitânia Lourosa

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mika is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Dylan Collard

A mark of 7.64, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Alfio Oviedo

A mark of 4.49 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Match

No goals between Lusitânia Lourosa and Feirense

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Feirense will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

  • Market The Rúben Alves talk will not go away
  • Player ratings Off the pace: Mika
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Fabinho
86 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Miguel Teixeira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mika says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vando Félix

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Lusitânia Lourosa do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Vando Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Naïs Djouahra

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Naïs Djouahra, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Dylan Collard

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa draw a blank against Vizela

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Vizela defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

84 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Lusitânia Lourosa spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Lusitânia Lourosa

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa sink to position 16

27 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Vitor Hugo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rodrigo Martins commits to Lusitânia Lourosa for another 3 years.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vitor Hugo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa find a way past Torreense

Torreense made Lusitânia Lourosa work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

83 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rodrigo Martins says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jimte Scholten hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Lusitânia Lourosa's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lusitânia Lourosa has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Maxence Metayer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Naïs Djouahra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vando Félix is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dylan Collard

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Lusitânia Lourosa and AVS

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

82 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Miguel Teixeira puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

João Silva says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A move Philippe van Arnhem would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Philippe van Arnhem is living that version at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

No end in sight to Lusitânia Lourosa's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lusitânia Lourosa has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Naïs Djouahra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dylan Collard at his very best

Marked 8.68. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa.

Match

Dylan Collard rescues a point for Lusitânia Lourosa

It needed Dylan Collard to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Porto B, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

81 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Naïs Djouahra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alfio Oviedo at his very best

Marked 8.46. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Vando Félix at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa.

Match

Vando Félix rescues a point for Lusitânia Lourosa

It needed Vando Félix to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Farense, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Fabinho is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Lusitânia Lourosa has been clear about where Fabinho stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Lusitânia Lourosa

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Lusitânia Lourosa pick somebody else ahead of Luís Rocha

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

80 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Lusitânia Lourosa spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa sink to position 17

21 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Vitor Hugo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lusitânia Lourosa say no — this time

The offer from Farense for Paulité was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Gil Vicente join the queue for Rodrigo Macedo

Add another name to the list: Gil Vicente have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Rodrigo Macedo. The answer from Lusitânia Lourosa has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Leiria take the points off Lusitânia Lourosa

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

78 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Miguel Teixeira puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kevyn Vinícius says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Maritimo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Lusitânia Lourosa did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa find a way past Académico de Viseu

Académico de Viseu made Lusitânia Lourosa work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Vitor Hugo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa agree a free transfer for Luís Correia

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kevyn Vinícius

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

No hiding place for Rúben Alves

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rúben Alves, and the manager let it.

In brief

77 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Market

Lusitânia Lourosa turn down Leixões for Vitor Hugo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vando Félix

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Maritimo take the points off Lusitânia Lourosa

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Naïs Djouahra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines João Silva for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Lusitânia Lourosa will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Market

The Silvério Júnio conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Maritimo will make the call about Silvério Júnio this week. Lusitânia Lourosa have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

75 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Afonso Neves is out at Lusitânia Lourosa

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Lusitânia Lourosa

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Famalicao come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Lusitânia Lourosa did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Lusitânia Lourosa

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Market

Jimte Scholten hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Leixões join the queue for Vitor Hugo

Add another name to the list: Leixões have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Vitor Hugo. The answer from Lusitânia Lourosa has not changed — yet.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Dylan Collard for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Lusitânia Lourosa will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

73 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vitor Hugo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jimte Scholten: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lusitânia Lourosa have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

5 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Vando Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa come up short against Chaves

Chaves left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Dylan Collard

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dylan Collard, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Vando Félix runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

72 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Lusitânia Lourosa has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa are in real trouble now

Position 17, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vitor Hugo

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Aly Palacios puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Arsénio says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

71 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Afonso Neves has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Rodrigo Freitas says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hans Mignolet is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Vando Félix’s goal not enough for Lusitânia Lourosa

Vando Félix scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Felgueiras, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Vando Félix at his very best

Marked 8.01. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Naïs Djouahra

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Lusitânia Lourosa earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

69 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vitor Hugo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tokinho Dória: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lusitânia Lourosa have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Vando Félix runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Vizela take the points off Lusitânia Lourosa

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Josué Sá

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josué Sá, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Paulité

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Paulité

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

68 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Lusitânia Lourosa has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

Both of them Alfio Oviedo's — 8.49

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.49, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Aly Palacios hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa find a way past Leixões

Leixões made Lusitânia Lourosa work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Martins

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Vando Félix runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Vando Félix asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

66 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lusitânia Lourosa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lusitânia Lourosa is running low.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Lusitânia Lourosa

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Naïs Djouahra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa come up short against AVS

AVS left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Josué Sá's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vando Félix

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Josué Sá

Marked 4.25, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

65 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vitor Hugo asks to leave Lusitânia Lourosa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Naïs Djouahra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vando Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dylan Collard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Lusitânia Lourosa against Porto B

0‑2 to Porto B, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Vando Félix runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

10 new faces, and Lusitânia Lourosa are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Alfio Oviedo

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

The Rúben Alves question follows Lusitânia Lourosa around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Rúben Alves’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

63 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cruel end for Leiria as Lusitânia Lourosa pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Lusitânia Lourosa scored in the 90th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Market

Aly Palacios puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Fabien Quéré, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.64

A mark of 7.64 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Miguel Teixeira signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Miguel Teixeira and Lusitânia Lourosa agree another 4 years.

Squad

Vitor Hugo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kevyn Vinícius

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa find a way past Leiria

Leiria made Lusitânia Lourosa work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vando Félix

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

58 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa give the job to Afonso Neves

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

A fracture rules Tokinho Dória out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lusitânia Lourosa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aly Palacios’s move to Arouca falls through

The deal that would have taken Aly Palacios to Arouca has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Lusitânia Lourosa with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Real improvement from Maxence Metayer at Lusitânia Lourosa

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Maxence Metayer is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Naïs Djouahra and Lusitânia Lourosa agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Alfio Oviedo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Lusitânia Lourosa are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Naïs Djouahra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Rúben Alves the difference as Lusitânia Lourosa beat Tondela

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Rúben Alves. 1‑0 against Tondela, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Rúben Alves at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa.

In brief

50 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Tokinho Dória out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lusitânia Lourosa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Silvério Júnio puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

49 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Lusitânia Lourosa boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa are in real trouble now

Position 16, 35 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Tokinho Dória out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lusitânia Lourosa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aly Palacios puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alfio Oviedo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Lusitânia Lourosa know it.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A long bet from Lusitânia Lourosa on Mathéo Chaigne

He is 20, and nobody at Lusitânia Lourosa signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Lusitânia Lourosa academy

7 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

In brief

48 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Lusitânia Lourosa has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tokinho Dória breaks a bone — 105 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 105 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Vitor Hugo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lusitânia Lourosa, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Miguel Monteiro is a Lusitânia Lourosa player

The fee is $210.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Oliveirense drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bruno Faria is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

45 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Lusitânia Lourosa

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Lusitânia Lourosa can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Lusitânia Lourosa

Position 16 and 35 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

André Sousa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Lusitânia Lourosa may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Rodrigo Macedo asks to leave Lusitânia Lourosa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thalys

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa pull $145.5K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

44 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Lusitânia Lourosa has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Vitor Hugo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Miguel Teixeira says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Mathéo Chaigne will join Lusitânia Lourosa for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Mathéo Chaigne has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Lusitânia Lourosa have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

40 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

the manager takes the Lusitânia Lourosa job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — the manager made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

The terraces

The mood at Lusitânia Lourosa has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Vitor Hugo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitânia Lourosa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Arsénio says Lusitânia Lourosa went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Home is on Alfio Oviedo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Lusitânia Lourosa are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

32 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Lusitânia Lourosa put Eduardo Pereira on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Josué Sá signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Josué Sá commits to Lusitânia Lourosa for another 2 years.

Squad

Rúben Alves in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Alfio Oviedo sends Lusitânia Lourosa past Leixões

It finished 2‑0, and it was Alfio Oviedo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Lusitânia Lourosa.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alfio Oviedo

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Rúben Alves — 6.90

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 6.90, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

André Sousa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Hugo Cabral

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hugo Cabral, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

João Rego runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

28 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa taken apart

0‑3 to Benfica B, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near João Rego

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hugo Cabral in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alfio Oviedo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Lusitânia Lourosa

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Aly Palacios's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Lusitânia Lourosa will not try tonight.

Squad

João Silva dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

27 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lusitânia Lourosa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lusitânia Lourosa is running low.

Squad

Rodrigo Martins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Rodrigo Martins

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Martins, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Dylan Collard was the difference for Lusitânia Lourosa

Marked 7.39. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

No place for João Silva on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Lusitânia Lourosa pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Match

No goals between Lusitânia Lourosa and Leiria

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Leiria will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

Alfio Oviedo keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

25 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Lusitânia Lourosa's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lusitânia Lourosa has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dylan Collard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Lusitânia Lourosa against Académico de Viseu

0‑1 to Académico de Viseu, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. André Sousa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Paulité runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Alfio Oviedo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Lusitânia Lourosa will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Rodrigo Martins

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

The Alfio Oviedo question follows Lusitânia Lourosa around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alfio Oviedo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

19 Edition

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7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Josué Sá, 34, rolls back the years — 8.89

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.89 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vitor Hugo

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitânia Lourosa

Rúben Alves was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Josué Sá sends Lusitânia Lourosa past Sporting CP B

It finished 2‑0, and it was Josué Sá’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Lusitânia Lourosa.

Squad

Mika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Dylan Collard was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

15 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

6 matches without a win for Lusitânia Lourosa

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Lusitânia Lourosa are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Josué Sá in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alfio Oviedo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dylan Collard was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Vitor Hugo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Lusitânia Lourosa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Lusitânia Lourosa pick somebody else ahead of Mika

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

14 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for Lusitânia Lourosa

1‑2 against Benfica, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

No end in sight to Lusitânia Lourosa's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Lusitânia Lourosa has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Home is on Alfio Oviedo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Lusitânia Lourosa are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Aly Palacios runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Lusitânia Lourosa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dylan Collard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hugo Cabral in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rúben Alves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paulité

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Lusitânia Lourosa and Torreense take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

13 Edition

The Lusitânia Lourosa Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rodrigo Martins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitânia Lourosa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dylan Collard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Martins

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ibrahim Alhassan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 17, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Lusitânia Lourosa

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Paulité runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief