Klismahn

Central Midfielder - Neftchi
27 Sep 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Klismahn

109 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Neftchi

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Neftchi say no — this time

The offer from Khazar for Ifeanyi Mathew was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Esteban Buitrago has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Neftchi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

AZAL take the points off Neftchi

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Freddy Vargas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Igor Ribeiro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Ifeanyi Mathew

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ifeanyi Mathew, and the manager let it.

Squad

Klismahn is off the mark for Neftchi

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

Back issues
72 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jonas Lössl

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Neftchi

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Neftchi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ifeanyi Mathew is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Igor Ribeiro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Andreaw Gravillon in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Bassala Sambou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Andreaw Gravillon rescues a point for Neftchi

It needed Andreaw Gravillon to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Qarabag, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Klismahn

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Bassala Sambou could not find anything

5.66. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

69 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Pedro Ataíde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Imad Faraj raises the bar for Neftchi

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Neftchi heard it as anything else.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Klismahn in the eights

A performance of 8.72 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

66 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emil Səfərov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Neftchi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Neftchi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ifeanyi Mathew is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Igor Ribeiro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Neftchi come up short against AZAL

AZAL left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonas Lössl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonas Lössl, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 113% of everything Neftchi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Klismahn runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Chriso

Marked 5.61, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Chriso

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

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  • Loan watch Cristian Costin watches his loan from the bench
65 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Neftchi

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Igor Ribeiro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Neftchi get the job done against Ravan

A 2‑1 win over Ravan, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

Neftchi supporters have found a favourite in Pedro Ataíde

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Pedro Ataíde has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Pedro Ataíde was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.62. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Imad Faraj at his very best

Marked 8.57. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Neftchi.

Squad

Jonas Lössl has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Neftchi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Murad Xaçayev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

64 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Esteban Buitrago out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Neftchi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Pedro Ataíde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Neftchi

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Neftchi did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Klismahn

Marked 9.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro Ataíde

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro Ataíde, and the manager let it.

Match

Klismahn the difference as Neftchi beat Zira

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Klismahn. 1‑0 against Zira, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Oscar Jansson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ifeanyi Mathew shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Pedro Ataíde could not find anything

5.70. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

63 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ifeanyi Mathew asks to leave Neftchi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Esteban Buitrago breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Pedro Ataíde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Andreaw Gravillon stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.56 on the card, and the Neftchi support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Bassala Sambou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

62 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Esteban Buitrago breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Jonas Lössl stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jonas Lössl and Neftchi agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Pedro Ataíde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Imad Faraj wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Neftchi hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Neftchi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ifeanyi Mathew is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Andriy Shtogrin wants to come home

“I did not go to Sumgayit to sit and watch. I want to come back to Neftchi and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 11 matches say the rest.

Boardroom

Wages eat 121% of everything Neftchi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Klismahn

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Andreaw Gravillon was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

61 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Esteban Buitrago out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Neftchi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Pedro Ataíde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Klismahn

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Klismahn, and the manager let it.

Squad

Jonas Lössl has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Neftchi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Neftchi and Inter take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imad Faraj

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

57 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jonas Lössl breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Pedro Ataíde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Neftchi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Elvin Bədəlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Neftchi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Pedro Ataíde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

56 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jonas Lössl out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Neftchi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Neftchi run riot against Ravan

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Emil Balayev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Neftchi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kenan Pirić

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jesús Ceballos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Pedro Ataíde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Neftchi agree a free transfer for Abube Onuchukwu

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kalifala Doumbia

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Klismahn was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.62. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

55 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jonas Lössl breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ifeanyi Mathew puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Neftchi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kalifala Doumbia says Neftchi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

A brace, and Klismahn takes the afternoon — 8.69

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Klismahn provided it, and the 8.69 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 9 of the 32 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Match

The wait goes on for Neftchi

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Neftchi

Pedro Ataíde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Neftchi

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Neftchi come up short against Zira

Zira left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

31 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jonas Lössl is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Jonas Lössl: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Neftchi through in the cup

A 1‑1 win over Inter, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Words at Neftchi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Claudio Correa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ağadadaş Salyanskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kalifala Doumbia

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonas Lössl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonas Lössl, and the manager let it.

In brief

15 Edition

The Neftchi Sentinel

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taijo Teniste

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Neftchi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jonas Lössl keeps Neftchi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ağadadaş Salyanskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Neftchi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta in the eights

A performance of 8.63 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Klismahn at his very best

Marked 8.25. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Neftchi.

Squad

Ifeanyi Mathew is still paying for one afternoon at Neftchi

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief