Luís Hemir

Striker - Gil Vicente
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Luís Hemir

749 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

3 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

Luís Hemir signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Luís Hemir and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Gil Vicente come up short against Arouca

Arouca left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

Back issues
748 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Istvan Szalai yet — 7.86

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

747 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Elia Summa

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

6 matches without a win for Gil Vicente

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Gil Vicente are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Joelson Fernandes yet — 7.87

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.87 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Viktor Kun pulls a muscle — 17 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 17 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Match

Joelson Fernandes’s goal not enough for Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rio Ave, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nicolás Abarca runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Still no signature from Dani Sánchez

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Gil Vicente could get for him.

In brief

744 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gil Vicente boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Both of them Santi García's — 7.95

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 7.95, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Istvan Szalai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Luís Hemir, 37, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

6 goals as Gil Vicente and Lusitânia Lourosa go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Gil Vicente and Lusitânia Lourosa, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Ravil Tagir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

José Silva gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

743 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Aebe Morel says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniele Giordano

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniele Giordano will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Gil Vicente share the spoils with Oliveirense

A 1‑1 draw with Oliveirense leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

742 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 98 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 98 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

David Nascimento breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Marvin Elimbi, 37, rolls back the years — 8.36

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.36 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Marshall Burke was immovable

24 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Gil Vicente get the job done against Portimonense

A 2‑0 win over Portimonense, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

The game went through Luís Hemir — 6.90

Marked 6.90 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nicolás Abarca at his very best

Marked 8.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Gil Vicente.

In brief

741 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Luís Hemir breaks Santa Clara hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Luís Hemir scored in the 86th minute, Santa Clara had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Gil Vicente took the lot.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gil Vicente

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

David Nascimento breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

15 seasons of Marvin Elimbi

497 appearances across 15 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Gil Vicente know what they have.

Squad

Santi García stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Santi García and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Pedro Sousa will join Gil Vicente for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Pedro Sousa has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Gil Vicente have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Match

Luís Hemir the difference as Gil Vicente beat Santa Clara

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Luís Hemir. 2‑1 against Santa Clara, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

739 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 119 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 119 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

David Nascimento breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniele Giordano

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniele Giordano will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Gil Vicente come up short against Leiria

Leiria left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

738 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

17 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 126 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 126 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A hiding for Gil Vicente

Beaten 1‑4 by Felgueiras, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

David Nascimento breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tomás Londoño keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 106% of everything Gil Vicente earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Gil Vicente dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nicolás Abarca

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Dani Sánchez

A mark of 5.32 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

737 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

10 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afonso Mota damages knee ligaments — 133 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 133 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

David Nascimento breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ravil Tagir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Istvan Szalai

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Gil Vicente and Académico de Viseu take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Marshall Burke brings the grey hairs Gil Vicente lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Market

The window shut and Dani Sánchez is still in the building

Gil Vicente spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

Market

The clock does Dani Sánchez’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Gil Vicente could ask drops and the wages Dani Sánchez can ask rise.

In brief

733 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

13 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diogo Gomes

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gil Vicente lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules David Nascimento out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gil Vicente will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jason Thompson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jason Thompson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Gil Vicente

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Luís Hemir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bernardo Conceicao signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bernardo Conceicao commits to Gil Vicente for another 4 years.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against Casa Pia

1‑2 to Casa Pia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

One of our own: Antonio Barbosa joins the Gil Vicente first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Antonio Barbosa is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Gil Vicente promote Lucas Cunha from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Lucas Cunha has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

730 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

23 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diogo Gomes

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gil Vicente lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules David Nascimento out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gil Vicente will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Duarte Pacheco is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

727 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

2 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Mendes damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Gil Vicente board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniele Giordano

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniele Giordano will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Silva signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” José Silva and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

726 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

25 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Mendes damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Duarte Pacheco has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

724 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

11 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Mendes damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Bernardo Conceicao gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Bernardo Conceicao has just signed for Gil Vicente, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Roderik Hinoul says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Rúben Ribeiro is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente to lose Rúben Ribeiro for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Rúben Ribeiro has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

723 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

4 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Mendes damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gil Vicente can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Gil Vicente board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

13 seasons of José Silva

354 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Gil Vicente know what they have.

Market

Rúben Ribeiro asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniele Giordano

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniele Giordano will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Daniele Giordano has agreed to leave Gil Vicente for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

722 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

28 May 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tiago Neves

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gil Vicente lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Viktor Kun keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

719 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

7 May 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Gil Vicente board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Luís Hemir stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luís Hemir and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Júlio Vieira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

718 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

30 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rodrigo Fonseca

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rodrigo Fonseca will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

715 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

9 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 58 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 58 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Aebe Morel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marvin Elimbi commits to Gil Vicente for another 2 years.

In brief

712 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Joelson Fernandes settles it late for Gil Vicente

The 86th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Joelson Fernandes decided nobody was going anywhere. Leiria had no time left to answer.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Elia Summa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Joelson Fernandes, 37, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Gil Vicente make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Gil Vicente have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Julian Hansen Gabestad: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gil Vicente have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Joelson Fernandes the difference as Gil Vicente beat Leiria

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Joelson Fernandes. 2‑1 against Leiria, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nicolás Abarca runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

711 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

12 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 86 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 86 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tomás Londoño keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Istvan Szalai yet — 8.03

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Nobody wants to play Gil Vicente right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Gil Vicente see off Felgueiras

Three points for Gil Vicente, 2‑0 the final word against Felgueiras in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Gil Vicente. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ravil Tagir

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

710 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

5 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 93 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 93 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gil Vicente

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Santi García stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Santi García and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Bartosz Karliński the difference as Gil Vicente beat Académico de Viseu

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Bartosz Karliński. 1‑0 against Académico de Viseu, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nicolás Abarca runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

122% of the income goes out in wages at Gil Vicente

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

$2.0M taken back off the Gil Vicente table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

709 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

27 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gil Vicente boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Nicolás Abarca takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Jason Thompson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nicolás Abarca sends Gil Vicente past Lusitânia Lourosa

It finished 3‑2, and it was Nicolás Abarca’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Gil Vicente.

Match

Nicolás Abarca at the heart of a fast Gil Vicente start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Nicolás Abarca in the middle of it, and Lusitânia Lourosa unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nicolás Abarca

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Elia Summa is still paying for one afternoon at Gil Vicente

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

708 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

20 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Torreense take the points off Gil Vicente

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Dani Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Elia Summa

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

706 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

6 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 121 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 121 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gil Vicente can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gil Vicente

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Miguel Silva has been here 16 seasons

31 appearances across 16 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Luís Hemir, 36, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Viktor Kun signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Viktor Kun and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years.

Match

Gil Vicente see off Arouca

Three points for Gil Vicente, 2‑0 the final word against Arouca in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

Wages eat 125% of everything Gil Vicente earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

705 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

30 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 128 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 128 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Gil Vicente

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for Gil Vicente

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Gil Vicente are no longer polite ones.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jason Thompson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jason Thompson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bartosz Karliński’s goal not enough for Gil Vicente

Bartosz Karliński scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Chaves, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nicolás Abarca runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

704 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

23 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 135 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 135 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Dani Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gil Vicente, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against Farense

1‑3 to Farense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Francisco Gomes will join Gil Vicente for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Francisco Gomes has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Gil Vicente have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Aebe Morel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Rúben Ribeiro told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Rúben Ribeiro has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Gil Vicente.

In brief

703 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

16 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tomás Londoño damages knee ligaments — 142 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 142 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jason Thompson asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ivandro Silva: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gil Vicente have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Luís Hemir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Dinis Lopes will join Gil Vicente for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Dinis Lopes has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Gil Vicente have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Istvan Szalai

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Artur Gajdoš brings the grey hairs Gil Vicente lacked

At 36, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

701 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

2 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gil Vicente can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gil Vicente boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

The Gil Vicente board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Daniel Semedo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gil Vicente can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joelson Fernandes and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jason Thompson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jason Thompson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aebe Morel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Dani Sánchez told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Dani Sánchez has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Gil Vicente.

In brief

699 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Luís Hemir breaks Portimonense hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Luís Hemir scored in the 88th minute, Portimonense had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Gil Vicente took the lot.

Player ratings

Luís Hemir, 36, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Luís Hemir sends Gil Vicente past Portimonense

It finished 3‑2, and it was Luís Hemir’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Gil Vicente.

Player ratings

Luciano Leguizamón in the eights

A performance of 8.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Júlio Vieira dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

No hiding place for Daniel Semedo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Semedo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Joelson Fernandes runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

698 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

12 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Luís Hemir’s goal not enough for Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Santa Clara, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Viktor Kun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

108% of the income goes out in wages at Gil Vicente

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

697 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

5 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gil Vicente can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gil Vicente

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Gil Vicente

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Gil Vicente is running low.

Squad

14 seasons of Santi García

587 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Gil Vicente know what they have.

Market

Jason Thompson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Silva signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” José Silva commits to Gil Vicente for another 2 years.

Match

6 goals as Gil Vicente and AVS go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Gil Vicente and AVS, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against AVS

2‑4 to AVS, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

694 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

14 Nov 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Gil Vicente

Felgueiras will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Gil Vicente were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Joelson Fernandes, 36, rolls back the years — 8.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.00 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Luís Hemir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Luís Hemir gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of José Mendes at his very best

Marked 8.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Gil Vicente.

Squad

Daniel Semedo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Luís Hemir dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

Tomás Londoño was immovable

11 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Istvan Szalai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

690 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

17 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and José Mendes takes the afternoon — 8.76

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. José Mendes provided it, and the 8.76 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Ivandro Silva: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gil Vicente have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bartosz Karliński signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bartosz Karliński and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years.

Match

Honours even between Gil Vicente and Casa Pia

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Joelson Fernandes runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente keep producing them

126 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

689 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

10 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jason Thompson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Júlio Vieira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Júlio Vieira and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Arouca take the points off Gil Vicente

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Viktor Kun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

688 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

3 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi has been here 14 seasons

464 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Luís Hemir stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luís Hemir and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

687 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

26 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Luciano Leguizamón asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Luciano Leguizamón says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against Farense

1‑3 to Farense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

686 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Joelson Fernandes, 36, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Gil Vicente get the job done against Rio Ave

A 3‑2 win over Rio Ave, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Elia Summa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luciano Leguizamón

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Santi García runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 9. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Daniel Semedo placed on the list

Gil Vicente have made Daniel Semedo available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

685 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Elia Summa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jason Thompson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Aebe Morel would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Aebe Morel is living that version at Gil Vicente, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

Luciano Leguizamón takes the honours

Marked 7.93 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Gil Vicente had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Gil Vicente and Pacos de Ferreira take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Diogo Miranda is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Gil Vicente has been clear about where Diogo Miranda stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

Istvan Szalai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

684 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

5 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Gil Vicente

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Estoril Praia kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Gil Vicente will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Match

Gil Vicente leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marvin Elimbi and Gil Vicente agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

José Mendes in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Gil Vicente and Estoril Praia take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Francisco Pinho is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Gil Vicente has been clear about where Francisco Pinho stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

683 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

29 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Gil Vicente has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

A brace, and Luciano Leguizamón takes the afternoon — 8.42

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luciano Leguizamón provided it, and the 8.42 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

José Mendes says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Gil Vicente leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Jason Thompson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gil Vicente, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gabriel Tavares

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gabriel Tavares will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gil Vicente count the cost of losing Viktor Kun

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

682 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

22 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Luís Hemir damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Gil Vicente's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Gil Vicente has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Samuel Mendes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Gil Vicente leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Luciano Leguizamón wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Gil Vicente know it.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Portimonense take the points off Gil Vicente

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Istvan Szalai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Paulo Ferreira leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Paulo Ferreira leaves Gil Vicente the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

681 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

15 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diogo Miranda damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Elia Summa keeps Gil Vicente in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

8 matches without a win for Gil Vicente

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Gil Vicente are no longer polite ones.

Match

Gil Vicente leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

9 academy players handed senior numbers at Gil Vicente

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Ravil Tagir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gil Vicente promote Afonso Cardoso from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Afonso Cardoso has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Gil Vicente promote Lucas Soares from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Lucas Soares has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

679 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

1 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Gil Vicente has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Gabriel Tavares is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Luciano Leguizamón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Luís Hemir loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Luís Hemir's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

In brief

676 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

11 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ivandro Silva says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Luís Hemir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Rui Silva out for 70 days

The medical room confirms 70 days on the sidelines for Rui Silva, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

673 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

20 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

José Mendes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Luciano Leguizamón wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Gil Vicente know it.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

670 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

30 May 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Gil Vicente

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luís Hemir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

668 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

16 May 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Viktor Kun keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

667 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

9 May 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gabriel Tavares keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

José Silva signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” José Silva commits to Gil Vicente for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

662 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

4 Apr 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Gil Vicente put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Gil Vicente

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Gil Vicente is running low.

Match

7 matches without a win for Gil Vicente

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Gil Vicente are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Elia Summa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Gabriel Tavares, 33, rolls back the years — 7.99

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.99 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Duarte Pacheco: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gil Vicente have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Gil Vicente come up short against Chaves

Chaves left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Gil Vicente and Chaves in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

661 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

28 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Gil Vicente

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Gil Vicente are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Luís Hemir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. José Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

658 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

7 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Elia Summa

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Gil Vicente

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Luís Hemir signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luís Hemir commits to Gil Vicente for another 2 years.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ravil Tagir

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Tomás Londoño shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Gil Vicente earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Istvan Szalai

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

655 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

14 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roderik Hinoul

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Gil Vicente tear Casa Pia apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Casa Pia, and it could have been more.

Squad

Luís Hemir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

José Silva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Luciano Leguizamón's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Gil Vicente are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marvin Elimbi

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Tomás Londoño was immovable

11 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Istvan Szalai

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Window shut, Luciano Leguizamón still here

Gil Vicente spent the window trying to move Luciano Leguizamón on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

653 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

31 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

José Silva breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Luciano Leguizamón hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gil Vicente can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Luís Hemir, 35, rolls back the years — 8.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.00 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Luís Hemir among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Luís Hemir on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Gil Vicente and Farense.

Match

Gil Vicente come up short against Farense

Farense left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

652 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

24 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

José Silva breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Duarte Pacheco says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luís Hemir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ravil Tagir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Istvan Szalai stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.52 on the card, and the Gil Vicente support went home talking about one name.

Match

Honours even between Gil Vicente and Rio Ave

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joelson Fernandes

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Gil Vicente put José Mendes up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. José Mendes may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Gil Vicente shop where it costs nothing

Jorge Simoes signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

651 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

17 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

José Silva breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Luís Hemir's — 8.66

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.66, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Joelson Fernandes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marvin Elimbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Luís Hemir sends Gil Vicente past Pacos de Ferreira

It finished 2‑0, and it was Luís Hemir’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Gil Vicente.

Squad

Gil Vicente lose Afonso Mota

38 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Istvan Szalai

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ravil Tagir

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Tomás Londoño

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

650 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

10 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

José Silva breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Gabriel Tavares hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gil Vicente can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Joelson Fernandes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marvin Elimbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jose Goncalves gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Jose Goncalves has just signed for Gil Vicente, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against Académico de Viseu

0‑1 to Académico de Viseu, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

José Mendes told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” José Mendes has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Gil Vicente.

Player ratings

Luís Hemir runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief