Brian Beyer

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Vaduz
14 Nov 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Brian Beyer

224 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

20 matches without a win for Vaduz

The run now stands at 20, and the questions being asked around Vaduz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Vaduz against Sion

0‑2 to Sion, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Brian Beyer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Vaduz lose Noah Ndoye

29 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ayo Akinola

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
217 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Vaduz

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Leon Schaffran

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Vaduz

Position 10 and 1 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Vaduz

0‑3 against Young Boys, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Gabriele de Donno asks to leave Vaduz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Antonio Verinac

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Antonio Verinac will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Vaduz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ayo Akinola

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Inquest at Vaduz

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

216 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

12 matches without a win for Vaduz

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Vaduz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Leon Schaffran keeps Vaduz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Vaduz against Lugano

0‑1 to Lugano, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Niko Dockhorn out for 32 days

The medical room confirms 32 days on the sidelines for Niko Dockhorn, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Brian Beyer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

207 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Vaduz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Brian Beyer out for 35 days

The medical room confirms 35 days on the sidelines for Brian Beyer, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

203 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Vaduz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Vaduz lose Brian Beyer

69 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

199 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Vaduz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Vaduz is running low.

Squad

Vaduz count the cost of losing Brian Beyer

101 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

198 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Roman Dixon gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A wage question at Vaduz

Altin Shala has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Vaduz production line keeps running
  • Squad The penny has dropped for Brian Beyer
195 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Vaduz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Brian Beyer out for 132 days

The medical room confirms 132 days on the sidelines for Brian Beyer, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

190 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Roman Dixon asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Vaduz production line keeps running

20 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

173 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Vaduz are in real trouble now

Position 9, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Uran Bislimi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Vaduz come up short against Lugano

Lugano left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Luca Mack's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Vaduz needed to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marcel Monsberger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

172 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Leon Schaffran keeps Vaduz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nobody wants to play Vaduz right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Brian Beyer

Marked 9.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Vaduz get the job done against Sion

A 2‑1 win over Sion, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dorian Paloschi

Marked 8.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Dominik Schwizer in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No place for Mats Hammerich on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Vaduz pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

Jonathan de Donno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

168 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Leon Schaffran

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Vaduz

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Vaduz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alessandro Lo Russo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Vaduz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Vaduz come up short against Luzern

Luzern left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dominik Schwizer

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Uran Bislimi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ayo Akinola

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Brian Beyer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Beyer, and the manager let it.

In brief

167 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Leon Schaffran keeps Vaduz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Uran Bislimi

Defensive actions: 33. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Dorian Paloschi

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Vaduz

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Vaduz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dominik Schwizer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dominik Schwizer and Vaduz agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Brian Beyer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Vaduz lose Tyron Akpata

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Luca Mack

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

144 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Vaduz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Uran Bislimi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah Lahmadi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

135 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Uran Bislimi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Denis Simani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Josh Dede asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief