Simone Stroscio

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18 Jun 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simone Stroscio

91 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Grasshopper has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Grasshopper are in real trouble now

Position 12, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Allan Arigoni was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Dorian Paloschi has seen enough of Étoile Carouge

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Grasshopper, and 12 appearances in 44 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The Justin Hammel talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Grasshopper know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

Back issues
90 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Allan Arigoni is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Anderson Rodríguez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Grasshopper are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

No hiding place for Philipp Maybach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Philipp Maybach, and the manager let it.

Market

The Nikolas Muci question follows Grasshopper around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nikolas Muci’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Philipp Maybach wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Grasshopper will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

A door opens for Alexandros Katranis

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Simone Stroscio knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Grasshopper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Kevin Bua

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Grasshopper could get for him.

In brief

85 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Grasshopper

Day 41 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Allan Arigoni was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Grasshopper are still strangers to each other

7 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Market

The Julian von Moos story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Julian von Moos signs something — a contract at Grasshopper or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A wage question at Grasshopper

Simone Stroscio has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

84 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Breel Vargas damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nikolas Muci asks to leave Grasshopper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Maximilian Ullmann signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Maximilian Ullmann commits to Grasshopper for another 3 years.

Squad

Nikolas Muci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tomás Verón Lupi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Grasshopper know it.

Market

No place for Lee Young-Jun in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Lee Young-Jun has his answer from Grasshopper; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

83 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Grasshopper board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Grasshopper sink to position 12

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

The knee: Breel Vargas out for 24 days

24 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Grasshopper lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandros Katranis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Katranis, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Dorian Paloschi wants to come home

“I did not go to Étoile Carouge to sit and watch. I want to come back to Grasshopper and fight for my place.” 12 appearances in 36 matches say the rest.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hugo Benítez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Justin Hammel talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Grasshopper know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Simone Stroscio knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Simone Stroscio trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

78 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Grasshopper boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Abdoulaye Diaby asks to leave Grasshopper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Grasshopper say no — this time

The offer from Luzern for Simone Stroscio was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Tomás Verón Lupi wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Philipp Köhn

Grasshopper asked and Olympique Lyonnais said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Allan Arigoni is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Theo Bergvall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Pantaleo Cretì wants to come home

“I did not go to Stade Lausanne-Ouchy to sit and watch. I want to come back to Grasshopper and fight for my place.” 4 appearances in 28 matches say the rest.

In brief

77 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Giorgos Athanasiadis is a medical away from Grasshopper

The deal with Winterthur is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Mirko Salvi is a Grasshopper player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Simone Stroscio again

The phone has started ringing about Simone Stroscio again, and this time the name on the line is Luzern. Grasshopper are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Young Boys tell Grasshopper: Juan-José Perea is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No place for Alan Virginius in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Grasshopper are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Squad

7 new faces, and Grasshopper are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mergim Qarri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

68 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mergim Qarri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Anderson Rodríguez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anderson Rodríguez and Grasshopper agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Julius Berthel Askou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No place for Julius Berthel Askou in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Grasshopper are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

When it matters, Simone Stroscio plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Tobias Müller knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Grasshopper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Justin Hammel talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Grasshopper know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Grasshopper and Simone Stroscio are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

67 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

20 matches without a win for Grasshopper

The run now stands at 20, and the questions being asked around Grasshopper are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Grasshopper board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Grasshopper are in real trouble now

Position 11, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Mergim Qarri asks to leave Grasshopper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Mergim Qarri says Grasshopper went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Alexandros Katranis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Grasshopper come up short against Basel

Basel left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Cedric Gavranovic faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Cedric Gavranovic after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

62 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Grasshopper's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Grasshopper has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Justin Hammel

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tobias Müller was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Pantaleo Cretì counts the days

“I watch every Grasshopper game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Stade Lausanne-Ouchy runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Julian von Moos stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.66 on the card, and the Grasshopper support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Mihajlo Ilić named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Mihajlo Ilić is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Match

Julian von Moos rescues a point for Grasshopper

It needed Julian von Moos to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Thun, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Tobias Müller knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tobias Müller trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Tobias Müller
  • The dugout Simone Stroscio has become a man the manager trusts
58 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Santiago González

Grasshopper and Sporting Cristal have settled on $7.1M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Óscar Clemente puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Grasshopper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Kevin Weimann deal

Grasshopper ran out of time with Stripfing. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Boardroom

Grasshopper close the window on a squad of their own making

12 in and 15 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Pantaleo Cretì wants to come home

“I did not go to Stade Lausanne-Ouchy to sit and watch. I want to come back to Grasshopper and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 8 matches say the rest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Julian von Moos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Grasshopper and Tobias Müller

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

52 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Justin Hammel

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Grasshopper turn down St. Gallen for Abdoulaye Diaby

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

6 matches without a win for Grasshopper

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Grasshopper are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Hugo Benítez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Grasshopper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Henri Koide

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Grasshopper have done the hard part with Aarau, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Hendry Blank turns down Grasshopper

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Red Bull Salzburg keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tobias Müller was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ladislav Almási

Grasshopper asked and Bohemians 1905 said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Eyes on Bujar Pllana again

The phone has started ringing about Bujar Pllana again, and this time the name on the line is Basel. Grasshopper are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

43 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Grasshopper board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Nikolas Muci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Lee Young-Jun signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lee Young-Jun commits to Grasshopper for another 4 years.

The dugout

Allan Arigoni asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager makes Mergim Qarri a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Grasshopper. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

38 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Simone Stroscio and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Loan watch

Leart Kabashi has seen enough of Rapperswil-Jona

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Grasshopper, and 11 appearances in 33 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Justin Hammel gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Justin Hammel is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes Mergim Qarri a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Grasshopper. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Julian von Moos linked with a move away

The name of Julian von Moos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Grasshopper say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

30 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nikolas Muci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Justin Hammel gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Justin Hammel is on it.

The dugout

Mergim Qarri has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Mergim Qarri has written the date down.

Market

Julian von Moos linked with a move away

The name of Julian von Moos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Grasshopper say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Simone Stroscio knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Grasshopper, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

28 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Allan Arigoni: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Grasshopper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Grasshopper rebuffed over Stephan El Shaarawy

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Genoa have kept their man, and Grasshopper go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kevin Bua

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Justin Hammel question follows Grasshopper around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Justin Hammel’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A season on the outside for Kerim Alajbegović

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Grasshopper has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

The manager makes Mergim Qarri a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Grasshopper. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

Amir Abrashi keeps his options open

“I will play as long as the body lets me and stop the day it does not.” He is 36, with 428 appearances behind him, and the club has to plan for a decision that is not yet made.

In brief

24 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luke Plange has said yes to Zurich

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Grasshopper have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Massimo Zilli turns down Grasshopper

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Spezia keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Stephan El Shaarawy

Grasshopper asked and Genoa said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Simone Stroscio was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Grasshopper try to borrow Martín Payero

Cremonese have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Grasshopper try to borrow Niccolò Pierozzi

Palermo have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

No place for Dorian Derbaci in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Grasshopper are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

Dorian Paloschi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Dorian Paloschi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Grasshopper.

In brief

16 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Grasshopper lose Tobias Müller

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Nikolas Muci and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Luka Mikulić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Grasshopper

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Young Boys.

The dugout

A door opens for Mergim Qarri

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

The Julian von Moos question follows Grasshopper around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Julian von Moos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Simone Stroscio knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Simone Stroscio trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Loan watch

Yannick Bettkober first choice at Stade Nyonnais

10 starts and a season average of 6.63. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

In brief

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5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Müller is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Simone Stroscio and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Grasshopper refuse to lose to Zurich

A point taken on 90 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Julian von Moos is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Julian von Moos has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Squad

Anderson Rodríguez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Grasshopper know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Luka Mikulić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Grasshopper and Zurich

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Steven Comert on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Steven Comert after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Grasshopper pick somebody else ahead of Hugo Benítez

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Kerim Alajbegović, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.97

A mark of 7.97 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Justin Hammel stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tobias Müller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Grasshopper find a way past Luzern

Luzern made Grasshopper work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Transfer targets

Grasshopper rebuffed over Vladislav Torop

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. CSKA Moscow have kept their man, and Grasshopper go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

Grasshopper supporters have found a favourite in Hassane Imourane

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Hassane Imourane has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Abdoulaye Diaby was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Ismajl Beka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Grasshopper try to borrow Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit

SV Elversberg have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief