Jake Bickerstaff

Striker - Cheltenham Town
9 Dec 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Jake Bickerstaff

174 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

69 days out for Shaun McWilliams after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Cheltenham Town will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Nick Freeman damages knee ligaments — 88 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 88 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cheltenham Town run riot against Northampton Town

5‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Tomi Horvat takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

The dugout

Šimon Krahula keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cheltenham Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sopuruchukwu Obieri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Tomi Horvat among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Tomi Horvat on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Cheltenham Town and Northampton Town.

Squad

A row about effort at Cheltenham Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Andreas Weimann was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Cheltenham Town supporters have found a favourite in Manuel Pinotti

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Manuel Pinotti has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

Back issues
172 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Shaun McWilliams out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nick Freeman damages knee ligaments — 103 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 103 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cheltenham Town out of the cup

Arsenal ended it 0‑6. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Cheltenham Town refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 34 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Both of them Jake Bickerstaff's — 8.81

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.81, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Arsenal leaves Cheltenham Town explaining themselves

0-6, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

The dugout

Andreas Weimann frozen out at Cheltenham Town

This is not rotation. Andreas Weimann has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Nick Freeman says Cheltenham Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

6 goals as Cheltenham Town and Arsenal go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Cheltenham Town and Arsenal, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

171 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Shaun McWilliams breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Nick Freeman out for 111 days

111 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cheltenham Town lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cheltenham Town are at home on the road

6 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

Jake Bickerstaff signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jake Bickerstaff and Cheltenham Town agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andreas Weimann is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Wyll Stanway wants to come home

“I did not go to Bristol City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Cheltenham Town and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 20 matches say the rest.

Match

Cheltenham Town get the job done against Shrewsbury Town

A 2‑0 win over Shrewsbury Town, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Tranmere Rovers take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Tomi Horvat was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

169 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jonathan Tomkinson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Tyler Wainwright out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Manuel Pinotti is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town find a way past Burton Albion

Burton Albion made Cheltenham Town work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

One of their own: Manuel Pinotti

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stefano Minelli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manuel Pinotti

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.46, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ryan Longman in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Nathan Lis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

167 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cheltenham Town keep winning on the road

4 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Squad

A row about effort at Cheltenham Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Andreas Weimann was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Cheltenham Town find a way past Bromley

Bromley made Cheltenham Town work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

No hiding place for Manuel Pinotti

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manuel Pinotti, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ryan Longman

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jake Bickerstaff

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Keanan Bennetts

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Keanan Bennetts.

Squad

Tshiamo Chiloane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Benjamin Mitchell: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

162 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town agree $230.0K for Kyle Walker-Peters

The clubs have shaken hands with West Ham United; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Mason Skeete hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 19 in, 15 out at Cheltenham Town

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 19 arrived, 15 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Market

Sopuruchukwu Obieri has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Cheltenham Town

Manuel Pinotti and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town rebuffed over Jack Currie

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Oxford United have kept their man, and Cheltenham Town go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Loan watch

Wyll Stanway counts the days

“I watch every Cheltenham Town game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Bristol City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Augusto Saravia

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Cheltenham Town find a way past Grimsby Town

Grimsby Town made Cheltenham Town work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

159 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Jake Bickerstaff scores twice — 9.03

Two goals and a mark of 9.03 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Cheltenham Town strike at the death to beat Milton Keynes Dons

There were 85 minutes on the clock and Milton Keynes Dons had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Cheltenham Town did not stop to explain themselves.

Market

Shawn McCoulsky asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Shawn McCoulsky says Cheltenham Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town baulk at the price for Tjark Scheller

Millwall wanted more than $2.2M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

Millwall tell Cheltenham Town: Tjark Scheller is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Cheltenham Town make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Cheltenham Town have 3 straight wins of it.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town bid $220.0K for Elliott Nevitt

The offer went to Walsall this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town bid $17.0K for Harry Maguire

The offer went to Manchester United this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

In brief

148 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Andreas Weimann frozen out at Cheltenham Town

This is not rotation. Andreas Weimann has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Manuel Pinotti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Wyll Stanway gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Khetag Kochiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Josh Andrews knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cheltenham Town, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Mason Skeete

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Mason Skeete.

In brief

146 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Tommy Backwell says Cheltenham Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Andreas Weimann falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Augusto Saravia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Khetag Kochiev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Cheltenham Town and Wyll Stanway

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Jonathan Tomkinson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cheltenham Town, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

No place for Callum Burton in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Callum Burton has his answer from Cheltenham Town; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Manuel Pinotti has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Manuel Pinotti has written the date down.

Market

Cheltenham Town put Jonathan Tomkinson up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Jonathan Tomkinson may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

125 Edition

The Rotherham United Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Rotherham United

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Yari Vanderhallen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rotherham United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rotherham United

Denzel Hall and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Rotherham United agree a free transfer for Bautista González

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Louie Bradbury falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Fran Vieites gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Sulaiman Hazazi

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Rotherham United told Sulaiman Hazazi something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Match

Honours even between Rotherham United and Plymouth Argyle

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: George Martin on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

119 Edition

The Rotherham United Courier

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Rotherham United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rotherham United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Denzel Hall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rotherham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Louie Bradbury falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Sam Curtis counts the days

“I watch every Rotherham United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Bolton Wanderers runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Rotherham United refuse to lose to Bradford City

A point taken on 89 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Player ratings

Louie Bradbury runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No hiding place for Javi Moreno

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Javi Moreno, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kévin Théophile-Catherine stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kévin Théophile-Catherine and Rotherham United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Rotherham United keep their word to Myles Hippolyte

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

109 Edition

The Rotherham United Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jay Bird agrees terms with Valletta

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Rotherham United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Sam Long puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rotherham United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Rotherham United make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Rotherham United have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rotherham United

Kian Spence and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Denzel Hall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Rotherham United

Day 12 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Transfer targets

Rotherham United rebuffed over Vitão

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lincoln City have kept their man, and Rotherham United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Rotherham United find a way past Salford City

Salford City made Rotherham United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Todd Cantwell

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

108 Edition

The Rotherham United Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Rotherham United part company with Oliver Ellis

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

Rotherham United tear Bristol Rovers apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Bristol Rovers, and it could have been more.

Squad

Todd Cantwell takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Boardroom

George Martin steps up at Rotherham United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Transfer targets

Jake Bickerstaff is a medical away from Rotherham United

The deal with Cheltenham Town is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Rotherham United

Kian Spence was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Rotherham United

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Squad

A row about effort at Rotherham United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Denzel Hall was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Leyton Orient tell Rotherham United: Papus Ouattara is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

107 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

No thanks: Aladji Bamba rejects the move

Cheltenham Town had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Newcastle United, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

Jake Bickerstaff has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Marlon Pack says Cheltenham Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

George Nurse asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Caleb Shakespeare

Cheltenham Town asked and Sunderland said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Burton Albion take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Benjamin Mitchell: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Lenny Sylla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Elías Ovelar is in the works

Cheltenham Town have made the call to Leyton Orient. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

105 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Barrow AFC come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cheltenham Town did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town make their move for Joel Ndala

$2.4M on the table at Manchester City. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Lenny Sylla asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Caleb Shakespeare

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Cheltenham Town have done the hard part with Sunderland, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joseph Hungbo

Cheltenham Town asked and Wigan Athletic said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Williams was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town try to borrow Rylan Brownlie

Crystal Palace have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

George Harmon told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” George Harmon has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Cheltenham Town.

The dugout

Josh Andrews knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Josh Andrews trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

104 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tomás Pizarro hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

An offer of $760.0K for Joseph Hungbo

Cheltenham Town have gone to Wigan Athletic with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Cheltenham Town walk away from Delano Burgzorg

$990.0K was the most the club would pay and Middlesbrough were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Will Wright rejects the move

Cheltenham Town had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Millwall, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

Jake Bickerstaff attracts admirers

The name of Jake Bickerstaff has come up in conversations Cheltenham Town were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Door shut on George Wickens

Cheltenham Town asked and Wolverhampton said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Marlon Pack in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

George Williams placed on the list

Cheltenham Town have made George Williams available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Jonathan Tomkinson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cheltenham Town, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

102 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jake Bickerstaff has said yes to Oldham Athletic

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Cheltenham Town have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Jack Powell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town bid $2.8M for Jahnoah Markelo

The offer went to Coventry City this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town baulk at the price for Abdoul Ouattara

Ipswich Town wanted more than $1.0M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

Leyton Orient tell Cheltenham Town: Papus Ouattara is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

George Williams in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Edoardo Bernardi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Edoardo Bernardi.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tommy Backwell

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tommy Backwell, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A door opens for Josh Andrews

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

101 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

George Williams asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

No deal for Jahnoah Markelo at that price

Cheltenham Town offered $2.8M; Coventry City said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town make their move for Abdoul Ouattara

$1.0M on the table at Ipswich Town. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Shawn McCoulsky due for a Cheltenham Town medical

Everything agreed with Harrogate Town, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Oldham Athletic join the queue for Jake Bickerstaff

Add another name to the list: Oldham Athletic have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jake Bickerstaff. The answer from Cheltenham Town has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Josh Vickers

Cheltenham Town asked and Sunderland said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cheltenham Town

Ben Stevenson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Josh Andrews

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Josh Andrews.

Squad

A step back for Marlon Pack at Cheltenham Town

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

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24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Cheltenham Town

Barrow AFC will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Cheltenham Town were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A fracture rules Tom Carroll out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Alysson Edward scores twice — 8.29

Two goals and a mark of 8.29 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cheltenham Town

Tomás Pizarro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Jake Bickerstaff in the eights

A performance of 8.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Benjamin Mitchell has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Benjamin Mitchell on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

Squad

Kyle Bartley has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Cheltenham Town lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Wyll Stanway

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Marlon Pack asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

89 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tom Carroll breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alysson Edward at 21 — 8.12

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alysson Edward did not need any: 8.12, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andreas Weimann yet — 7.82

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jake Bickerstaff signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jake Bickerstaff commits to Cheltenham Town for another 3 years.

Squad

Tomás Pizarro wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cheltenham Town know it.

Squad

Tomás Pizarro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Andreas Weimann the difference as Cheltenham Town beat Colchester United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Andreas Weimann. 2‑0 against Colchester United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

Keanan Bennetts gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ugo Raghouber is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

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