Cebio Soukou

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Umraniyespor
15 Nov 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Cebio Soukou

67 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Barış Ekincier puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Polat Abay arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Polat Abay has, at Umraniyespor, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Barış Ekincier wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Match

Umraniyespor come up short against Pendikspor

Pendikspor left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Emin Eren Sayar is the month’s best young player

At 18 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Umraniyespor will try not to make too much of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tomislav Glumac

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tomislav Glumac, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Umraniyespor

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

Back issues
65 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for Umraniyespor

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Umraniyespor are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Fatih Karagumruk

0‑1 to Fatih Karagumruk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Talha Özdemir out for 58 days

The medical room confirms 58 days on the sidelines for Talha Özdemir, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Abdullah Dervisoglu left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Abdulkadir Parmak

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Umraniyespor will feel it on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Wessel Brugmans

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wessel Brugmans, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tomislav Glumac trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Álex Blanco talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Umraniyespor know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

62 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Cebio Soukou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cebio Soukou and Umraniyespor agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Barış Ekincier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Umraniyespor and Cihan Topaloğlu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Home is on Yimar Parra's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Umraniyespor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Álex Blanco makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Oğuz Yıldırım is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Match

Point won or two lost for Umraniyespor?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Erzurumspor? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

61 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Lipe Veloso puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Lipe Veloso keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Umraniyespor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Esenler Erokspor

0‑2 to Esenler Erokspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cihan Topaloğlu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cihan Topaloğlu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Eren Eker stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eren Eker and Umraniyespor agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Abdullah Dervisoglu left the room before anybody could ask which.

Market

A long bet from Umraniyespor on Eren Eker

He is 20, and nobody at Umraniyespor signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Umraniyespor

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

60 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Umraniyespor out

Out, 1‑1 to Sariyer, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Yimar Parra, 20, steals the show — 7.77

Marked 7.77 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Yimar Parra is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Sorriso beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Arévalo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Umraniyespor get the job done against Istanbulspor

A 2‑0 win over Istanbulspor, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

From twelve yards, and Rayan-Elie Guibero misses

A penalty is the one moment in football with nowhere to hide, and he did not score it. The walk back was long and the week will be longer.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou was the difference for Umraniyespor

Marked 7.70. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Ömer Tiryakigil and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout A promise honoured at Umraniyespor
  • The dugout Mustafa Eser asks for a word with the manager
59 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Umraniyespor run riot against Vanspor

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

The dugout

Nicolás Arévalo says Umraniyespor went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou, 34, rolls back the years — 7.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.84 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Abdulkadir Parmak is a Umraniyespor player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

The terraces

One of their own: Rayan-Elie Guibero

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco in the eights

A performance of 8.33 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rayan-Elie Guibero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nurettin Çakır

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Yimar Parra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

58 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Window shuts: 11 in, 9 out at Umraniyespor

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 11 arrived, 9 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Abdulkadir Parmak due for a Umraniyespor medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Lipe Veloso wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Squad

Tomislav Glumac slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Tomislav Glumac is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Squad

Victor Pereira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Victor Pereira and Umraniyespor agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

No hiding place for Wessel Brugmans

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wessel Brugmans, and the manager let it.

Market

Umraniyespor bring in an old head

Victor Pereira is 35 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

The dugout

Yusuf Kocatürk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Umraniyespor will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

57 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

İzzet Erdal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Umraniyespor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Umraniyespor cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Deniz Dilmen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Basaksehir have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Hatayspor take the points off Umraniyespor

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sorriso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Lucas Vargas beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Abdullah Dervisoglu to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

5 new faces, and Umraniyespor are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

56 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Emin Eren Sayar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Umraniyespor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Boluspor take the points off Umraniyespor

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cihan Topaloğlu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cihan Topaloğlu, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Álex Blanco's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Oğuz Yıldırım

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco never got going

5.02 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Burak Öksüz

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Hatayspor in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

55 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Lipe Veloso hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Umraniyespor can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Umraniyespor

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Kerem Inan joins the Umraniyespor first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Kerem Inan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Murat Ozan joins the Umraniyespor first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Murat Ozan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Omer Yildirim steps up from the Umraniyespor academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Omer Yildirim has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Adana Demirspor

0‑1 to Adana Demirspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Mustafa Eser reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Match

Adana Demirspor end the Umraniyespor run at 4

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 4 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Barış Ekincier
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Squad Yimar Parra left off the list on the foreign quota
54 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Engjëll Hoti moves on

Goztepe pay $1.9M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Besiktas tell Umraniyespor: İbrahim Kaya is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yusuf Kocatürk signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yusuf Kocatürk commits to Umraniyespor for another 4 years.

Squad

Yimar Parra wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Squad

Sorriso has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Umraniyespor will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

Barış Ekincier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Lipe Veloso

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

50 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Nicolás Arévalo due for a Umraniyespor medical

Everything agreed with Metalist, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over İbrahim Kaya

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Besiktas have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Engjëll Hoti gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Engjëll Hoti is on it.

The dugout

Burak Öksüz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Lipe Veloso asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

48 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Real improvement from Batuhan Çelik at Umraniyespor

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Batuhan Çelik is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tomislav Glumac

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Oğuz Yıldırım knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Oğuz Yıldırım trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Burak Öksüz plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Sorriso question follows Umraniyespor around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sorriso’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

47 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Basaksehir tell Umraniyespor: Abbosbek Fayzullayev is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Wessel Brugmans

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wessel Brugmans, and the manager let it.

Market

The Lucas Vargas story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Lucas Vargas signs something — a contract at Umraniyespor or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Serkan Göksu has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Serkan Göksu has written the date down.

In brief

43 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Umraniyespor finish in position 9

52 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

A brace, and Cebio Soukou takes the afternoon — 8.29

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Cebio Soukou provided it, and the 8.29 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Emin Eren Sayar, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.64

A mark of 7.64 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Nobody wants to play Umraniyespor right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Umraniyespor see off Sariyer

Three points for Umraniyespor, 3‑1 the final word against Sariyer in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Emin Eren Sayar

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Batuhan Çelik at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Umraniyespor.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nurettin Çakır

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

41 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Vintage Cebio Soukou — 8.42

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.42, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

One of their own: Lucas Vargas

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Cebio Soukou the difference as Umraniyespor beat Corum FK

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Cebio Soukou. 2‑0 against Corum FK, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tomislav Glumac

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Umraniyespor

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sorriso was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Lipe Veloso left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Lipe Veloso will call it something else in private.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Abdullah Dervisoglu on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Umraniyespor

Something was said to Serkan Göksu and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

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26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Cihan Topaloğlu stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cebio Soukou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cebio Soukou, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Vanspor

0‑1 to Vanspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Sorriso falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Nurettin Çakır

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Cebio Soukou

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Umraniyespor will feel it on Saturday.

Market

The Lucas Vargas story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Lucas Vargas signs something — a contract at Umraniyespor or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 11. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

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22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Engjëll Hoti out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Umraniyespor lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No end in sight to Umraniyespor's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Umraniyespor has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yusuf Kocatürk is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Istanbulspor take the points off Umraniyespor

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Atalay Babacan did the work nobody counts — 7.47

11 combined actions and 7.47. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Match

No time for Istanbulspor to settle

The goal that put Istanbulspor ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Umraniyespor equalised, 4 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emre Kaplan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emre Kaplan, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Engjëll Hoti out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Umraniyespor lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Yusuf Kocatürk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Umraniyespor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Cebio Soukou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Cebio Soukou and Umraniyespor agree another 2 years.

Squad

Umraniyespor count the cost of losing Oğuz Yıldırım

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Lipe Veloso wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Match

Umraniyespor come up short against Bodrum FK

Bodrum FK left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cihan Topaloğlu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Umraniyespor pick somebody else ahead of Sorriso

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Umraniyespor — 7.67

1 for Engjëll Hoti, marked 7.67, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Match

Engjëll Hoti sends Umraniyespor past Serikspor

It finished 2‑1, and it was Engjëll Hoti’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Umraniyespor.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Nurettin Çakır and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Batuhan Çelik

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Umraniyespor training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sorriso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Serkan Göksu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A satisfied Abdullah Dervisoglu

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑1, Abdullah Dervisoglu could afford to be generous.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Serkan Göksu

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Cebio Soukou

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

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1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Atalay Babacan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for Umraniyespor

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Umraniyespor are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Alexis Sinisterra keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Umraniyespor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Umraniyespor close the window on a squad of their own making

0 in and 1 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Atalay Babacan did the work nobody counts — 6.85

14 combined actions and 6.85. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Quincy Hoeve

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Sparta Rotterdam have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Umraniyespor training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sorriso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Barış Ekincier

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Barış Ekincier, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Engjëll Hoti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Umraniyespor's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Umraniyespor has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

Artem Maximenko is a medical away from Umraniyespor

The deal with Rodina is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Barış Ekincier — 7.61

Marked 7.61. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou did the work nobody counts — 7.78

13 combined actions and 7.78. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Miro

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Makhachkala have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Appearance number 200 for Engjëll Hoti

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Squad

Sorriso falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

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14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Übeyd Adıyaman

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Umraniyespor lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Umraniyespor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Batuhan Çelik

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Umraniyespor find a way past Vanspor

Vanspor made Umraniyespor work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou did the work nobody counts — 7.67

9 combined actions and 7.67. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Oğuz Yıldırım

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Mustafa Eser stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.78 on the card, and the Umraniyespor support went home talking about one name.

In brief

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16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Nurettin Çakır was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Übeyd Adıyaman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nurettin Çakır knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Umraniyespor, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Burak Öksüz has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Umraniyespor will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A door opens for Serkan Göksu

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

The Lucas Vargas talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Umraniyespor know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Umraniyespor

Istanbulspor will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Umraniyespor were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Umraniyespor out of the cup

Basaksehir ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

A brace, and Cebio Soukou takes the afternoon — 8.39

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Cebio Soukou provided it, and the 8.39 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Batuhan Çelik at 21 — 8.07

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Batuhan Çelik did not need any: 8.07, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Atalay Babacan delivers — 7.90

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Atalay Babacan scored, was marked 7.90, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Umraniyespor and Istanbulspor in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

The terraces

One of their own: Batuhan Çelik

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álex Blanco

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sorriso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sorriso, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Umraniyespor come up short against Amedspor

Amedspor left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 118% of the Umraniyespor income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Lipe Veloso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Umraniyespor

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Abdullah Dervisoglu to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Lucas Vargas named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Lucas Vargas is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Niels Martens and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Álex Blanco

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Serkan Göksu

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

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26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Emin Eren Sayar would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Emin Eren Sayar is living that version at Umraniyespor, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tomislav Glumac

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tomislav Glumac, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Engjëll Hoti in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Barış Ekincier told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Barış Ekincier has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Umraniyespor.

Player ratings

Nurettin Çakır was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Umraniyespor buy the years ahead of Emin Eren Sayar

He is 17, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Match

Engjëll Hoti rescues a point for Umraniyespor

It needed Engjëll Hoti to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Bodrum FK, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Abdullah Dervisoglu was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Umraniyespor dressing room was either.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The step up is real for Yusuf Kocatürk

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Lucas Vargas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Boardroom

153% of the income goes out in wages at Umraniyespor

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Cebio Soukou the difference as Umraniyespor beat Serikspor

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Cebio Soukou. 1‑0 against Serikspor, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A month that belonged to Batuhan Çelik

The young player of the month award goes to a 21-year-old at Umraniyespor who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Umraniyespor

11 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou takes the honours

Marked 7.72 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Umraniyespor had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Abdullah Dervisoglu, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Serkan Göksu

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Batuhan Çelik was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Engjëll Hoti

7.37, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Umraniyespor had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Abdullah Dervisoglu chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

The form table has caught Serkan Göksu

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Match

Umraniyespor draw a blank against Igdir FK

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Igdir FK defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

The dugout

Lipe Veloso knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Lipe Veloso trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Engjëll Hoti has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Umraniyespor will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Lipe Veloso remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Umraniyespor would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Engjëll Hoti sends Umraniyespor through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Engjëll Hoti obliged against Esenler Erokspor. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Umraniyespor.

Match

Engjëll Hoti wins it after the whistle should have gone

105 minutes played. Engjëll Hoti found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Esenler Erokspor went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Batuhan Çelik at 21 — 8.03

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Batuhan Çelik did not need any: 8.03, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Cebio Soukou yet — 8.38

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.38 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Bandirmaspor

2‑3 to Bandirmaspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The terraces

One of their own: Yusuf Kocatürk

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

One of those days for Engjëll Hoti

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sorriso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sorriso, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Abdullah Dervisoglu: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Umraniyespor tear Sakaryaspor apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Sakaryaspor, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Batuhan Çelik takes the afternoon — 8.46

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Batuhan Çelik provided it, and the 8.46 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Cebio Soukou, 33, rolls back the years — 8.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.28 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Toheeb Kosoko asks to leave Umraniyespor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Trabzonspor tell Umraniyespor: René Mitongo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Batuhan Çelik

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Serkan Göksu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Niels Martens was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

A satisfied Abdullah Dervisoglu

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑0, Abdullah Dervisoglu could afford to be generous.

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Market

Atalay Babacan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Umraniyespor can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 21 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at Umraniyespor until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Niels Martens gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Niels Martens has just signed for Umraniyespor, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Cebio Soukou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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Besiktas tell Umraniyespor: Kassoum Ouattara is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

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Melih Akyüz stays at Igdir FK as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Umraniyespor will try again when the window opens; Igdir FK may not be selling by then.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Umraniyespor

11 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Alexis Sinisterra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexis Sinisterra and Umraniyespor agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Looking ahead

Cihan Topaloğlu faces his old club

Sakaryaspor next, and one man in the Umraniyespor dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

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Squad

Sorriso gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Sorriso has just signed for Umraniyespor, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor agree $230.0K for Melih Akyüz

The clubs have shaken hands with Igdir FK; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Übeyd Adıyaman puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over John Okoye Ebuka

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ittihad have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cebio Soukou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Umraniyespor come up short against Pendikspor

Pendikspor left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Abdullah Dervisoglu left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Wessel Brugmans signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Wessel Brugmans commits to Umraniyespor for another 3 years.

Market

Umraniyespor sign Wessel Brugmans, one for the future

Wessel Brugmans is 20, and Umraniyespor have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

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Mustafa Hekimoğlu will not be coming to Umraniyespor

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Besiktas is saying, and nobody at Umraniyespor is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mathias Fjørtoft Løvik

Umraniyespor asked and Trabzonspor said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

One of our own: Deniz Sinik joins the Umraniyespor first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Deniz Sinik is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Halil Akgun joins the Umraniyespor first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Halil Akgun is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Semih Topcu steps up from the Umraniyespor academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Semih Topcu has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Umraniyespor promote Erkan Yazici from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Erkan Yazici has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Umraniyespor

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

A wage question at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

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