Philipp Schuck

Left Back - St. Pauli
4 Dec 2036
Thursday
Process

Marked for Philipp Schuck

530 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

22 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Market

Ricky-Jade Jones asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ben Voll

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Philipp Schuck: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David Romero yet — 7.86

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

St. Pauli leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arkadiusz Pyrka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against Borussia Dortmund

Borussia Dortmund left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

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513 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

St. Pauli sink to position 16

28 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Aranha hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yannick Bettkober is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Viktor Švec signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Viktor Švec commits to St. Pauli for another 4 years.

In brief

481 Edition

The FC Augsburg Herald

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Gift Orban scores twice — 8.88

Two goals and a mark of 8.88 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Augsburg

Mert Kömür was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

FC Augsburg lose Archie Stevens

50 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at FC Augsburg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chrislain Matsima is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Finn Dahmen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

FC Augsburg find a way past SC Freiburg

SC Freiburg made FC Augsburg work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

The Mert Kömür talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. FC Augsburg know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Uchenna Ogundu keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Kento Shiogai could have had three

6 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

471 Edition

The FC Augsburg Herald

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabian Rieder

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. FC Augsburg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at FC Augsburg

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at FC Augsburg is running low.

Boardroom

FC Augsburg spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Han-Noah Massengo has been here 9 seasons

164 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Keven Schlotterbeck raises the bar for FC Augsburg

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at FC Augsburg heard it as anything else.

Market

Mahmut Küçükşahin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at FC Augsburg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Augsburg

Alexis Claude-Maurice was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

FC Augsburg say no — this time

The offer from Köln for René Graf was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Noah Andreas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Andreas commits to FC Augsburg for another 2 years.

In brief

467 Edition

The FC Augsburg Herald

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabian Rieder

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. FC Augsburg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

FC Augsburg turn down Werder Bremen for René Graf

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at FC Augsburg

Day 38 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Mert Kömür in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Augsburg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at FC Augsburg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gift Orban is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Noah Andreas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief