Pascal Köpke

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Union Berlin
7 Nov 2029
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Pascal Köpke

161 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Frederik Rønnow

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Union Berlin sell Elias Ali for $5.7M

Elias Ali has left for Heidenheim in a $5.7M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

The wait goes on for Union Berlin

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Pascal Köpke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Union Berlin can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ilyas Ansah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Union Berlin this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Florian Keller comes home

The shirt still fits. Florian Keller is back at Union Berlin, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Leon Lehmann is a Union Berlin player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Eric Smith out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Eric Smith, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No hiding place for Frederik Rønnow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Rønnow, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
160 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Union Berlin lose Josip Juranović

142 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Union Berlin

Ilyas Ansah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Leopold Querfeld linked with a move away

The name of Leopold Querfeld keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Union Berlin say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

158 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Robin Fellhauer wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Union Berlin hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Robin Fellhauer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Robin Fellhauer and Union Berlin agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Union Berlin

Ilyas Ansah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Duje Slišković has seen enough of RB Leipzig

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Union Berlin, and 0 appearances in 0 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Narek Aghasaryan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Josip Juranović talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Union Berlin know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

156 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Union Berlin

Ilyas Ansah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eric Smith

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Leopold Querfeld linked with a move away

The name of Leopold Querfeld keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Union Berlin say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

133 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jannik Huth

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Ilyas Ansah is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.75 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Frederik Rønnow out for 30 days

The medical room confirms 30 days on the sidelines for Frederik Rønnow, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Union Berlin

Ilyas Ansah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Union Berlin get the job done against Mainz 05

A 3‑2 win over Mainz 05, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ilyas Ansah

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.46, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Woo-Yeong Jeong in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chuki

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Jonathan Asp-Jensen keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

112 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Frederik Rønnow keeps Union Berlin in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ilyas Ansah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Union Berlin this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Union Berlin find a way past Bayer Leverkusen

Bayer Leverkusen made Union Berlin work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Chuki in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jonathan Asp-Jensen

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ilyas Ansah in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lino Sousa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jonathan Asp-Jensen finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Union Berlin have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Market

The Leopold Querfeld talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Union Berlin know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

108 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

VfL Wolfsburg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Union Berlin did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Frederik Rønnow out for 20 days

The medical room confirms 20 days on the sidelines for Frederik Rønnow, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Union Berlin

Rani Khedira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Janik Haberer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Ilyas Ansah talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Union Berlin know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Somebody is after Frederik Rønnow’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Frederik Rønnow suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Union Berlin have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

107 Edition

The Union Berlin Chronicle

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janik Haberer says Union Berlin went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Union Berlin get their man

The chase for Jonathan Asp-Jensen ended with $8.0M changing hands and Bayern Munich out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Rani Khedira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Union Berlin this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Union Berlin lose Duje Slišković

53 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Loan watch

Dmytro Bogdanov counts the days

“I watch every Union Berlin game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at SC Freiburg runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Market

Union Berlin bring in an old head

Pascal Köpke is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

Josip Juranović linked with a move away

The name of Josip Juranović keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Union Berlin say nothing, which says plenty.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Artem Stepanov

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Artem Stepanov still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Union Berlin would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

106 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the St. Pauli boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pascal Köpke

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pascal Köpke will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

St. Pauli say no — this time

The offer from Werder Bremen for Samuel Klein was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Jackson Irvine wants more than St. Pauli are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nediljko Labrović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nediljko Labrović and St. Pauli agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

104 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joel Chima Fujita and St. Pauli agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

St. Pauli lose Ahmed Azaouagh

115 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

102 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Pascal Köpke

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pascal Köpke will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at St. Pauli

Day 39 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

100 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

St. Pauli lose Ahmed Azaouagh

146 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Erik Ahlstrand knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Erik Ahlstrand trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

98 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Pascal Köpke has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Maximiliano Gómez wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at St. Pauli hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tomoya Ando signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tomoya Ando and St. Pauli agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Nick Schmidt moves on

SC Freiburg pay $520.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the St. Pauli dugout

11 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

In brief

94 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Pascal Köpke

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pascal Köpke will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around St. Pauli the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Arvin Appiah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Carney Chukwuemeka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ben Voll gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Marcel Berger wants to come home

“I did not go to RB Leipzig to sit and watch. I want to come back to St. Pauli and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

Squad

Nediljko Labrović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at St. Pauli, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

90 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nediljko Labrović keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Yannick Gerhardt: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Pascal Köpke has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around St. Pauli they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Carney Chukwuemeka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Maximiliano Gómez

Marked 8.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Martijn Kaars is carrying St. Pauli

6 goals and a season average of 7.39. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Loan watch

Marcel Berger wants to come home

“I did not go to RB Leipzig to sit and watch. I want to come back to St. Pauli and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Match

Maximiliano Gómez rescues a point for St. Pauli

It needed Maximiliano Gómez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against VfB Stuttgart, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

86 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pascal Köpke is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at St. Pauli is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Conrad Harder in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 9.50 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Conrad Harder in the eights

A performance of 9.25 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Conrad Harder sends St. Pauli past Borussia Mönchengladbach

It finished 2‑1, and it was Conrad Harder’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Pauli.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Pereira Lage

Marked 8.63 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Martijn Kaars is carrying St. Pauli

6 goals and a season average of 7.39. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Loan watch

Marcel Berger has seen enough of RB Leipzig

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at St. Pauli, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Mik Akkermans signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mik Akkermans commits to St. Pauli for another 4 years.

In brief

79 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nediljko Labrović keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Pascal Köpke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tomoya Ando is carrying St. Pauli

11 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 9.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Tomoya Ando the difference as St. Pauli beat Heidenheim

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tomoya Ando. 2‑1 against Heidenheim, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Tomoya Ando in the eights

A performance of 8.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Conrad Harder

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

76 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Christoph Zimmermann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at St. Pauli, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Carney Chukwuemeka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the St. Pauli dugout

9 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Player ratings

Erik Ahlstrand runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martijn Kaars

Marked 8.84 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mathias Pereira Lage

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.51, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Tomoya Ando is carrying St. Pauli

8 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nediljko Labrović

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nediljko Labrović knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief