Philipp Köhn

Goalkeeper - Free Agent
28 Aug 2036
Thursday
Process

Marked for Philipp Köhn

518 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

30 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Seattle Sounders spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Philipp Köhn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Seattle Sounders can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Seattle Sounders

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Jack Steffen says Seattle Sounders went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Seattle Sounders come up short against Portland Timbers

Portland Timbers left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Tayvon Gray gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The decline has begun for Sam Rogers

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Seattle Sounders is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A falling-out at Seattle Sounders

Leo Torres and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

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23 Jun 2036
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Player ratings

A brace, and Tyler Weah takes the afternoon — 8.85

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Tyler Weah provided it, and the 8.85 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Claudio Martey puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Seattle Sounders, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

The decline has begun for Tayvon Gray

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Seattle Sounders is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Match

Seattle Sounders get the job done against Vancouver Whitecaps

A 3‑2 win over Vancouver Whitecaps, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A row about effort at Seattle Sounders

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nahual Torres was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Claudio Martey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Seattle Sounders this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Philipp Köhn gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

The half-term report on Seattle Sounders

Position 12, 13 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Player ratings

Nahual Torres was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

514 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Seattle Sounders has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Philipp Köhn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Seattle Sounders can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Seattle Sounders

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Seattle Sounders is running low.

Squad

Philipp Köhn wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Seattle Sounders know it.

Market

Sergiño Dest wants more than Seattle Sounders are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nahual Torres falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Seattle Sounders against Austin FC

1‑2 to Austin FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Claudio Martey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Seattle Sounders this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

513 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Sergiño Dest's — 8.29

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.29, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Philipp Köhn stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Seattle Sounders

Erik Dueñas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Seattle Sounders

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nahual Torres was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Seattle Sounders get the job done against San Diego Football Club

A 2‑1 win over San Diego Football Club, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

José Eduardo Castillo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Justin Tillman is a square peg at Seattle Sounders

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Erik Dueñas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Seattle Sounders, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

510 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

5 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Seattle Sounders spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Dylan Ferreira asks to leave Seattle Sounders

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

The New York City deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Mark Reyna reports back to Seattle Sounders with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Seattle Sounders to Connor Dempsey

The clock did what Orlando City would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

Nahual Torres falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Claudio Martey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Seattle Sounders this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Real Salt Lake take the points off Seattle Sounders

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Philipp Köhn gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

James Weah out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for James Weah, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

509 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Claudio Martey asks to leave Seattle Sounders

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Connor Dempsey is a medical away from Seattle Sounders

The deal with Orlando City is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 9 in, 10 out at Seattle Sounders

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 9 arrived, 10 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Market

Jack Steffen’s move to Houston Dynamo falls through

The deal that would have taken Jack Steffen to Houston Dynamo has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Seattle Sounders with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Transfer targets

An offer of $83.0K for George Dest

Seattle Sounders have gone to Atlanta United FC with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Tempers go at Seattle Sounders

Erik Dueñas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Kahveh Zahiroleslam deal

Seattle Sounders ran out of time with Toronto FC. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

Dylan Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Seattle Sounders against Minnesota United FC

0‑1 to Minnesota United FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

506 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Seattle Sounders board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Erik Dueñas breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The cup run ends for Seattle Sounders

1‑3 against Vancouver Whitecaps, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Dylan Ferreira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Seattle Sounders can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jack Steffen agrees terms with Houston Dynamo

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Seattle Sounders people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Máximo Carrizo

Seattle Sounders and Sporting Kansas City have settled on $1.6M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Philipp Köhn

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Seattle Sounders

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Seattle Sounders are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mark Turner

Seattle Sounders asked and New York Red Bulls said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

503 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Dueñas out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Seattle Sounders will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

10 saves: Philipp Köhn was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Mark Reyna asks to leave Seattle Sounders

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Tyler Weah says Seattle Sounders went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Sean Johnson

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Seattle Sounders have done the hard part with Portland Timbers, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Seattle Sounders rebuffed over Zane Okoro

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. DC United have kept their man, and Seattle Sounders go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Seattle Sounders sell Matt Freese for $51.0K

Matt Freese has left for New York City in a $51.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sergiño Dest

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at Seattle Sounders

Claudio Martey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

500 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

25 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Dueñas out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Seattle Sounders will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jack Steffen damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Philipp Köhn puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Seattle Sounders, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Mark Turner

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Seattle Sounders have done the hard part with New York Red Bulls, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Máximo Carrizo

Seattle Sounders asked and Sporting Kansas City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Seattle Sounders

Elias Jelert and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sergiño Dest is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Transfer targets

Seattle Sounders ask about Justin Steffen

A loan enquiry to New York Red Bulls: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Alex Robinson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

499 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Erik Dueñas out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Seattle Sounders will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The knee: Jack Steffen out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Seattle Sounders lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Sam Rogers puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Seattle Sounders, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Matt Freese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Seattle Sounders this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nahual Torres falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Seattle Sounders try to borrow Justin Ferreira

Toronto FC have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Seattle Sounders ask about Miles Bradley

A loan enquiry to Real Salt Lake: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of David Zardes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Seattle Sounders keep their word to Philipp Köhn

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

482 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Seattle Sounders board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

José Eduardo Castillo damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Matt Pepi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Seattle Sounders is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Seattle Sounders

Matt Freese and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Seattle Sounders training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Claudio Martey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Philipp Köhn's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Seattle Sounders are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Matt Freese knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Seattle Sounders, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tyler Weah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tyler Weah, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Seattle Sounders and Elliot Panicco

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Seattle Sounders, another week without a signature from Elliot Panicco.

In brief

480 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: José Eduardo Castillo out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Seattle Sounders lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Seattle Sounders put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

19 days out for Sam Rogers after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Seattle Sounders will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Nahual Torres takes the afternoon — 7.69

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nahual Torres provided it, and the 7.69 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Philipp Köhn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Seattle Sounders can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Elias Jelert wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Seattle Sounders can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at Seattle Sounders

Matt Freese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Seattle Sounders find a way past Houston Dynamo

Houston Dynamo made Seattle Sounders work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Still no ink between Seattle Sounders and Matt Freese

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Seattle Sounders, another week without a signature from Matt Freese.

In brief

477 Edition

The Seattle Sounders Herald

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for José Eduardo Castillo

58 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Seattle Sounders lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Seattle Sounders

Position 13 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Rogers out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Seattle Sounders will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Matt Freese

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jack Steffen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Seattle Sounders is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Matt Pepi has agreed to leave Seattle Sounders for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Seattle Sounders

Matt Freese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Seattle Sounders against San Diego Football Club

1‑3 to San Diego Football Club, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Matt Freese gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief