Andreas Hirzel

Goalkeeper - Free Agent
3 Jul 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Andreas Hirzel

140 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Tarazona board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Chechu

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Chechu will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Tarazona the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Andreas Hirzel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tarazona, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

At 21, Matías Cantero is already the best thing here

An average of 7.06 in a first team he is several years too young for. Tarazona have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

A row about effort at Tarazona

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ángel López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Tarazona

Francisco Hernández and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kota Nakayama wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Tarazona can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Francisco Hernández

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Máximo Ramón has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Tarazona will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Andreas Hirzel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tarazona can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Teruel end the Tarazona run at 9

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 9 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

The dugout

Matko Hančević frozen out at Tarazona

This is not rotation. Matko Hančević has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Tarazona is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Tarazona

Oier Gastesi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tarazona training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ángel López is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Imanol Varela’s goal not enough for Tarazona

Imanol Varela scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Teruel, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Luka Reyes faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Luka Reyes after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Julián Delmás is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Player ratings

Javier Elías beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

117 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Tarazona run riot against Juventud Torremolinos

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Imanol Varela scores twice — 8.60

Two goals and a mark of 8.60 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Oier Gastesi keeps Tarazona in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Josele frozen out at Tarazona

This is not rotation. Josele has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Tarazona is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at Tarazona

Josele and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ángel López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Tarazona supporters have found a favourite in Santiago Medina

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Santiago Medina has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Juan Pablo Sandín signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Juan Pablo Sandín commits to Tarazona for another 1 years.

The dugout

Luka Reyes has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Luka Reyes on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

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The Tarazona Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sergio Carrasco out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Tarazona lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Josele’s move to Teruel falls through

The deal that would have taken Josele to Teruel has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Tarazona with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Match

No end in sight to Tarazona's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Tarazona has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Andreas Hirzel says Tarazona went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 13 in, 5 out at Tarazona

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 13 arrived, 5 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Ander Yoldi turns down Tarazona

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Osasuna keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

The dugout

Matko Hančević frozen out at Tarazona

This is not rotation. Matko Hančević has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Tarazona is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Santiago Medina signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Santiago Medina and Tarazona agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Tarazona

Josele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

105 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Tarazona boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Andreas Hirzel asks to leave Tarazona

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Josele frozen out at Tarazona

This is not rotation. Josele has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Tarazona is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Tarazona make their move for Aritz Aldasoro

$1.2M on the table at Racing Santander. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Miguel Barandalla turns down Tarazona

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Athletic Bilbao keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Andorra tell Tarazona: Duván Riascos is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Tarazona

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chechu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tarazona

Iván Morales and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Agüero knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Agüero trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

104 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Tarazona spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

David Cubillas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tarazona can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Aritz Aldasoro rejects the move

Tarazona had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Racing Santander, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Tarazona

Josele and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Tarazona rebuffed over Rubén Sierra

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Granada have kept their man, and Tarazona go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Ángel López falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kota Nakayama wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Tarazona know it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Miguel Barandalla is in the works

Tarazona have made the call to Athletic Bilbao. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Tarazona ask about Andrés Cruz

A loan enquiry to Cádiz: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

101 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Tarazona

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

David Sueldo asks to leave Tarazona

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Josele frozen out at Tarazona

This is not rotation. Josele has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Tarazona is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Josele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tarazona this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Cédric Teguia

Tarazona asked and Sevilla said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Tarazona

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ángel López was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Imanol Varela gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Andreas Hirzel signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andreas Hirzel and Tarazona agree another 1 years.

Squad

No place for Matías Cantero in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Tarazona are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

78 Edition

The Tarazona Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Juan Pablo Sandín damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Busi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tarazona, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

No deal for Álex Sancris at that price

Tarazona offered $2.3M; Getafe said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Álex Gil due for a Tarazona medical

Everything agreed with Mérida, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Tarazona

Josele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Andreas Hirzel would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Andreas Hirzel is living that version at Tarazona, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Tarazona rebuffed over Du Yuezheng

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Marbella have kept their man, and Tarazona go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Paco Esteban the difference as Tarazona beat CE Europa

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Paco Esteban. 1‑0 against CE Europa, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Tarazona training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chechu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Carlos Nieto
  • Loan watch Luka Reyes wants to come home
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict