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15 Edition

The AGF Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

16 unbeaten for AGF

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 16 matches without defeat is a foundation AGF did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Álvaro Montoro, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 9.12

A mark of 9.12 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Frederik Tingager yet — 9.14

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The terraces

AGF are 2 in the table and the town has noticed

27 points, a place near the top and a ground that has begun to enjoy itself. Nobody will say the word out loud, which is the surest indication that everybody is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Frederik Tingager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Álvaro Montoro among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Álvaro Montoro on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of AGF and OB.

Match

AGF see off OB

Three points for AGF, 4‑2 the final word against OB in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Tobias Bech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The run at home goes on for AGF

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

In brief

Back issues
14 Edition

The AGF Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

15 unbeaten for AGF

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation AGF did not have in the autumn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mads Hedenstad

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rasmus Carstensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as AGF and Viborg go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between AGF and Viborg, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tobias Bech

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kristian Arnstad in the eights

A performance of 9.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 150% of everything AGF earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

AGF supporters have found a favourite in Kristian Arnstad

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Kristian Arnstad has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Erik Marxen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

13 Edition

The AGF Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Tobias Bech runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Still nobody has beaten AGF

The unbeaten run reaches 14. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

AGF are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Rasmus Carstensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tobias Bech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Magnus Knudsen in the eights

A performance of 8.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Nobody wins at AGF

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

No hiding place for Kevin Yakob

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Yakob, and the manager let it.

Squad

AGF keep their word to Tobias Bech

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

12 Edition

The AGF Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

13 unbeaten for AGF

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 13 matches without defeat is a foundation AGF did not have in the autumn.

Match

Markus Solbakken wins it after the whistle should have gone

94 minutes played. Markus Solbakken found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Hobro went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Tobias Bech runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Rasmus Carstensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

James Bogere is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for AGF. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Player ratings

One of those days for Markus Solbakken

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Markus Solbakken sends AGF past Hobro

It finished 1‑0, and it was Markus Solbakken’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to AGF.

In brief

11 Edition

The AGF Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, AGF do not lose

12 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Issa Niaré: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” AGF have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Frederik Tingager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Janni Serra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Robin Book wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and AGF know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kevin Yakob

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kristian Arnstad takes the honours

Marked 7.69 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, AGF had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nicolai Poulsen

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

No goals between AGF and Randers

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Randers will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

10 Edition

The AGF Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tobias Mølgaard keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” AGF may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Frederik Tingager

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 28 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Mads Hedenstad keeps AGF in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nicolai Poulsen yet — 7.89

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

AGF make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now AGF have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Frederik Tingager in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kristian Arnstad was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.37. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

235% of the income goes out in wages at AGF

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

9 Edition

The AGF Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

AGF refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 15 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Whatever happens, AGF do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Kristian Arnstad runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Frederik Tingager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Frederik Tingager

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Tobias Bech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Magnus Knudsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

AGF find a way past Aalborg

Aalborg made AGF work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gift Links

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

8 Edition

The AGF Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mads Hedenstad

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten AGF

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Magnus Knudsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Frederik Tingager in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicolai Poulsen was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Álvaro Montoro

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gift Links at his very best

Marked 8.65. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at AGF.

Match

Gift Links the difference as AGF beat Brondby

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Gift Links. 1‑0 against Brondby, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Benaducci

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Benaducci, and the manager let it.

In brief

7 Edition

The AGF Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 unbeaten for AGF

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation AGF did not have in the autumn.

Match

4 matches without a win for AGF

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around AGF are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Rasmus Carstensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Nicolai Poulsen

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tobias Bech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kristian Arnstad

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

9 new faces, and AGF are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Robin Book gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Janni Serra keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

6 Edition

The AGF Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

7 unbeaten for AGF

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation AGF did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Rasmus Carstensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 164% of everything AGF earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kevin Yakob

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sebastian Jørgensen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jens Jønsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

AGF and FC Copenhagen take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

AGF pick somebody else ahead of Alvinho

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

5 Edition

The AGF Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Gift Links runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Nicolai Poulsen

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Frederik Tingager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mert Demirci is a AGF player

The fee is $160.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Randers drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Match

Whatever happens, AGF do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Janni Serra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastian Jørgensen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Marius van der Raad out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Marius van der Raad, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

The shop window has Mads Hedenstad in it

AGF have let the market know Mads Hedenstad can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

4 Edition

The AGF Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

AGF through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Hobro, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Match

AGF win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 97th minute. Hobro will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Álvaro Montoro, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.45

A mark of 8.45 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Frederik Tingager in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about AGF and OB in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bech is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Tobias Bech in the eights

A performance of 9.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kristian Arnstad

Marked 8.96 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Rasmus Carstensen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rasmus Carstensen, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • The terraces The crowd has taken to Álvaro Montoro
  • Player ratings Janni Serra was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Match Honours even between AGF and OB
3 Edition

The AGF Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Tobias Bech runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nicolai Poulsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 28 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Frederik Tingager was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Frederik Tingager was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Shonan Bellmare expected to open talks for Mads Hedenstad

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. AGF will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Tobias Bech falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Tobias Mølgaard

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tobias Mølgaard, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Markus Solbakken was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

9 new faces, and AGF are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

2 Edition

The AGF Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

AGF say no — this time

The offer from FC Copenhagen for Frederik Tingager was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Frederik Tingager shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Frederik Tingager stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Frederik Tingager and AGF agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at AGF

Rasmus Carstensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tobias Bech

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Aalborg are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. AGF will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Nobody at AGF has picked up the phone to Janni Serra

48 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Squad

Words at AGF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastian Jørgensen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Erik Marxen dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

1 Edition

The AGF Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gift Links

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Eyes on Mads Hedenstad again

The phone has started ringing about Mads Hedenstad again, and this time the name on the line is Shonan Bellmare. AGF are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Frederik Tingager

26 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Jesper Hansen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jesper Hansen and AGF agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Frederik Tingager in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AGF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kristian Arnstad

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kristian Arnstad

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Kristian Arnstad the difference as AGF beat Hobro

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kristian Arnstad. 1‑0 against Hobro, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Nicolai Poulsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief