19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A move Alexandros Kapsaliaris would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alexandros Kapsaliaris is living that version at Asteras, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.22

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.22 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Asteras's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Asteras has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Whatever happens, Asteras do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda in the eights

A performance of 8.87 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Asteras pick somebody else ahead of Dimitris Emmanouilidis

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Honours even between Asteras and AEK

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Asteras let it slip despite Carlos Caceda

Carlos Caceda had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Volos NPS were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Christos Papadopoulos yet — 9.23

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Julián Chicco has been here 13 seasons

288 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yayo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yayo commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

Match

The run at home goes on for Asteras

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.23. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Honours even between Asteras and Volos NPS

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

631 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Asteras throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with AEL Larisa the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Asteras will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 34, rolls back the years — 8.71

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.71 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Asteras

7 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Nobody wins at Asteras

9 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 8.81. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Market

Panagiotis Lampropoulos steps up from the Asteras academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Panagiotis Lampropoulos has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

630 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sergej Lazovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Asteras say no — this time

The offer from AEL Larisa for Sergej Lazovic was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

So close: Michalis Diamantakos’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. AEL Larisa moved on, Michalis Diamantakos reports back to Asteras, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

629 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Caceda asks to leave Asteras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Sergej Lazovic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Asteras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

628 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Camil Mmaee stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Camil Mmaee and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

627 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Camil Mmaee signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Camil Mmaee and Asteras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

626 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Giannis Sourdis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Asteras turn down AEL Larisa for Michalis Diamantakos

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

AEL Larisa join the queue for Sergej Lazovic

Add another name to the list: AEL Larisa have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sergej Lazovic. The answer from Asteras has not changed — yet.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

625 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Caceda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Apostolos Karelis breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Christos Papadopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

624 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Apostolos Karelis breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

623 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Apostolos Karelis out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Ignacio Vázquez has been here 9 seasons

228 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joaquín Blázquez and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

622 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michalis Diamantakos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Asteras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Giannis Satsias plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Giannis Sourdis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Julián Chicco linked with a move away

The name of Julián Chicco keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Asteras say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

621 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Caceda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Álvaro Núñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Asteras and Yanis da Rocha are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Joaquín Blázquez's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

620 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Jasper Hartog was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Kostas Chrysopoulos for 18 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Asteras will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

619 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Álvaro Núñez says Asteras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Apostolos Siopis asks to leave Asteras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dimitris Emmanouilidis and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Julián Chicco out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Julián Chicco, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sergej Lazovic is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Asteras has been clear about where Sergej Lazovic stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

618 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Christos Papadopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Anastasios Vrousai signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Anastasios Vrousai commits to Asteras for another 3 years.

Market

Julián Chicco linked with a move away

The name of Julián Chicco keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Asteras say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Asteras and Giorgos Sokos are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

617 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Caceda asks to leave Asteras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Asteras will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Sergej Lazovic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Asteras is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

616 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

615 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Álvaro Núñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

614 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Giannis Satsias wants more than Asteras are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Giannis Satsias signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Giannis Satsias commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

In brief

613 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergej Lazovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergej Lazovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Asteras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

612 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 56 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

611 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Carlos Caceda asks to leave Asteras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

610 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Saeed Omar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Christos Papadopoulos commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

In brief

609 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sergej Lazovic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Asteras is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Asteras training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Wages eat 105% of everything Asteras earn
  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Joaquín Blázquez's mistake
608 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Joaquín Blázquez: 3 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Christos Papadopoulos lights up a European night for Asteras

3‑3 against Crvena Zvezda, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Christos Papadopoulos was at the centre of the description.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is carrying Asteras

19 goals and a season average of 7.92. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Christos Papadopoulos yet — 8.80

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Asteras and Crvena Zvezda go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Asteras and Crvena Zvezda, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Asteras make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marco Vettor

Marked 8.53 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

607 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Carlos Caceda asks to leave Asteras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Vasilis Eleftheriadis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

606 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

11 seasons of Christos Papadopoulos

279 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Squad

Željko Vitorović says Asteras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

605 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ignacio Vázquez lights up a European night for Asteras

3‑1 against Crvena Zvezda, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Ignacio Vázquez was at the centre of the description.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Christos Papadopoulos, 33, rolls back the years — 8.70

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.70 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos has been here 11 seasons

279 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Yanis da Rocha raises the bar for Asteras

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Asteras heard it as anything else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergej Lazovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergej Lazovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Asteras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda in the eights

A performance of 9.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

604 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 112 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Iván Moreno keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Carlos Caceda is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.48 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 34, rolls back the years — 7.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.87 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Carlos Caceda at his very best

Marked 8.95. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Match

Asteras make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Saeed Omar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Asteras and OFI take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

603 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Clayton Diandy

19 goals and a season average of 7.93 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 119 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Carlos Caceda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Asteras against PAOK

1‑2 to PAOK, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 8.77. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

Giorgos Sokos could have had three

12 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee could have had three

7 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

602 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 126 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Cruel end for Panetolikos as Asteras pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Asteras scored in the 93th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

Camil Mmaee is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.74 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

11 seasons of Theofilos Kakadiaris

30 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Asteras do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Asteras get the job done against Panetolikos

A 2‑1 win over Panetolikos, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Giorgos Sokos was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.66. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Papadopoulos

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

601 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clayton Diandy is carrying Asteras

18 goals and a season average of 7.92. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 133 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Asteras let it slip despite Clayton Diandy

Clayton Diandy had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Atromitos were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy scores twice — 8.89

Two goals and a mark of 8.89 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.72

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.72 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Theofilos Kakadiaris has been here 11 seasons

30 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergej Lazovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergej Lazovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Asteras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Wages eat 109% of everything Asteras earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

600 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Christos Papadopoulos leads the rout of Kifisia

3‑0, and Christos Papadopoulos took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Asteras tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 140 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.89 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Christos Papadopoulos yet — 9.24

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.24 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Giannis Sourdis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Giannis Sourdis commits to Asteras for another 1 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Clayton Diandy

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda was immovable

20 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Kifisia blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Kifisia tried to reorganise, Asteras did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief

599 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Fotios Siovas out for 147 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Asteras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Carlos Caceda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Asteras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Christos Papadopoulos scores twice — 8.99

Two goals and a mark of 8.99 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Asteras are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 8.99

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.99 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Carlos Caceda is carrying Asteras

19 goals and a season average of 7.46. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda pops up at the right end — 7.99

7.99, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Theofilos Kakadiaris keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

4 matches without a win for Asteras

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Asteras are no longer polite ones.

In brief

598 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Clayton Diandy

15 goals and a season average of 7.86 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 9.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.80 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Asteras

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Levadiakos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 8.85. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Caceda

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No place for Dimitris Emmanouilidis on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Asteras pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

597 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.83 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Asteras will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Match

Asteras are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 8.89. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda in the eights

A performance of 8.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

114% of the income goes out in wages at Asteras

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Asteras share the spoils with Olympiacos

A 2‑2 draw with Olympiacos leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

596 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 8.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.82 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Asteras leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Camil Mmaee is carrying Asteras

9 goals and a season average of 7.56. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Giannis Satsias’s goal not enough for Asteras

Giannis Satsias scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑5 to Panathinaikos, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Panathinaikos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ignacio Vázquez at his very best

Marked 8.10. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

In brief

595 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Carlos Caceda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Asteras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Camil Mmaee takes the afternoon — 9.71

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Camil Mmaee provided it, and the 9.71 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 8.93

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.93 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Carlos Caceda is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Asteras get the job done against Panserraikos

A 5‑3 win over Panserraikos, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Asteras leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Camil Mmaee among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Camil Mmaee on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Asteras and Panserraikos.

In brief

594 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Dimitris Emmanouilidis lights up a European night for Asteras

3‑2 against Brondby, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of the description.

Player ratings

A brace, and Clayton Diandy takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Clayton Diandy provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Dimitris Emmanouilidis scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Asteras strike at the death to beat Brondby

There were 86 minutes on the clock and Brondby had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Asteras did not stop to explain themselves.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is carrying Asteras

13 goals and a season average of 7.80. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Christos Papadopoulos yet — 8.96

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Yanis da Rocha wants more than Asteras are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

Clayton Diandy among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Clayton Diandy on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Asteras and AEK.

In brief

593 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Ignacio Vázquez's — 8.43

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.43, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Christos Papadopoulos yet — 8.81

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Giannis Satsias raises the bar for Asteras

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Asteras heard it as anything else.

Squad

Carlos Caceda is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.38 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joaquín Blázquez and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Asteras against Volos NPS

3‑5 to Volos NPS, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

8 goals as Asteras and Volos NPS go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Asteras and Volos NPS, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

592 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Benfica take Asteras apart in Europe

1‑4. There is a level at which football is played every single week by clubs that have been doing it for fifty years, and an evening like this is what it feels like to arrive there without having done it.

Player ratings

Both of them Clayton Diandy's — 9.53

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.53, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.75 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Giannis Satsias, 34, rolls back the years — 8.50

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.50 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sergej Lazovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Asteras get the job done against AEL Larisa

A 2‑0 win over AEL Larisa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Kostas Chrysopoulos

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Carlos Caceda at his very best
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Asteras dressing room in a hurry
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Owen Wijndal
591 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Caceda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda scores twice — 8.33

Two goals and a mark of 8.33 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.20

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.20 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Asteras's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Asteras has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.68 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Carlos Caceda among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Carlos Caceda on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Asteras and OFI.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

590 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Álvaro Núñez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Christos Papadopoulos, 33, rolls back the years — 8.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.93 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for Asteras

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and PAOK in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Caceda

13 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Asteras come up short against PAOK

PAOK left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

589 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A European night to remember for Asteras

0‑0 against Septemvri, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Asteras let it slip despite Clayton Diandy

Clayton Diandy had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Panetolikos were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Álvaro Núñez, 37, rolls back the years — 7.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.85 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dimitris Emmanouilidis commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.62 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 9.26. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.90. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

588 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Asteras let it slip despite Carlos Caceda

Carlos Caceda had done his part in building a 4-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Atromitos were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy scores twice — 9.00

Two goals and a mark of 9.00 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda scores twice — 8.14

Two goals and a mark of 8.14 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 8.18

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.18 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dimitris Emmanouilidis and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Clayton Diandy

7 goals and a season average of 7.54 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Asteras share the spoils with Atromitos

A 5‑5 draw with Atromitos leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

  • Player ratings A masterclass from Ignacio Vázquez
  • Boardroom Asteras sign a deal worth $318.2K a year
  • Market Yayo runs his contract down
587 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Ignacio Vázquez lights up a European night for Asteras

2‑0 against Septemvri, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Ignacio Vázquez was at the centre of the description.

Match

Camil Mmaee leads the rout of Kifisia

6‑0, and Camil Mmaee took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Asteras tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Carlos Caceda's — 9.39

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.39, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A day Camil Mmaee will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Panagiotis Koumoukelis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Asteras and Kifisia go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Asteras and Kifisia, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

586 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Asteras

10 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Aris Thessaloniki take the points off Asteras

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

7 goals as Asteras and Aris Thessaloniki go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Asteras and Aris Thessaloniki, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

No hiding place for Dimitris Emmanouilidis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dimitris Emmanouilidis, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy in the eights

A performance of 9.14 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Vázquez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

585 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Asteras come from 2 down to beat Levadiakos

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Asteras found something the first half had given no notice of, and Levadiakos could not hold what they had.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Asteras

9 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Camil Mmaee

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Clayton Diandy

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Asteras get the job done against Levadiakos

A 3‑2 win over Levadiakos, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Papadopoulos

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Álvaro Núñez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

584 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Asteras

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Asteras come up short in Europe

2‑4 away to the standard of Brondby. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Squad

Panagiotis Bakasetas breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Asteras leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.56

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.56 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Giannis Satsias stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Giannis Satsias and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Brondby in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

583 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Asteras

A 2‑5 beating by Panathinaikos was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Asteras bow out of the cup

Panserraikos go through and Asteras go home, 2‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Panagiotis Bakasetas breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 8.87

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.87 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Asteras's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Asteras has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Asteras

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

582 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Asteras come up short in Europe

0‑2 away to the standard of Benfica. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Player ratings

Both of them Carlos Caceda's — 8.27

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.27, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.06

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.06 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

4 matches without a win for Asteras

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Asteras are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Iván Moreno signs for AEK while still at Asteras

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Iván Moreno has agreed terms with AEK for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Match

Panserraikos take the points off Asteras

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Panserraikos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

581 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Clayton Diandy takes the afternoon — 9.20

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Clayton Diandy provided it, and the 9.20 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 9.76

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.76 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

8 unbeaten for Asteras

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Asteras did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Clayton Diandy among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Clayton Diandy on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Asteras and AEK.

Squad

Yanis da Rocha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Asteras share the spoils with AEK

A 3‑3 draw with AEK leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

580 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yayo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda scores twice — 8.90

Two goals and a mark of 8.90 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

11 seasons of Giannis Satsias

266 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Camil Mmaee yet — 8.08

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Christos Papadopoulos commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

Market

Yanis da Rocha wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Asteras hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

7 unbeaten for Asteras

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Asteras did not have in the autumn.

Match

Carlos Caceda rescues a point for Asteras

It needed Carlos Caceda to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Volos NPS, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

579 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Carlos Caceda leads the rout of AEL Larisa

3‑0, and Carlos Caceda took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Asteras tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Carlos Caceda takes the afternoon — 9.49

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Carlos Caceda provided it, and the 9.49 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 9.78

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.78 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Yayo was immovable

24 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Asteras

13 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Whatever happens, Asteras do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

In brief

578 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Asteras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

577 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Giannis Satsias plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

576 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

575 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Christos Papadopoulos plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

574 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Asteras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

573 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sergej Lazovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Asteras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Álvaro Núñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

572 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

571 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

10 seasons of Kostas Chrysopoulos

189 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Squad

Yanis da Rocha pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Asteras academy

7 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Asteras

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

570 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Asteras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

569 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Giannis Satsias plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

568 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Clayton Diandy plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

567 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

11 seasons of Julián Chicco

276 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Marco Vettor signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marco Vettor commits to Asteras for another 3 years.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Asteras earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Still no ink between Asteras and Evangelos Mitroglou

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Asteras, another week without a signature from Evangelos Mitroglou.

In brief

566 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Julián Chicco has been here 11 seasons

276 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Yanis da Rocha raises the bar for Asteras

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Asteras heard it as anything else.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Álvaro Núñez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Asteras and Yayo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

565 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Giannis Bouzoukis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yayo gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Yayo has just signed for Asteras, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

Antonis Tsitsilas will join Asteras for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Antonis Tsitsilas has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Asteras have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Market

Still no ink between Asteras and Iván Moreno

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Asteras, another week without a signature from Iván Moreno.

In brief

564 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Michy Januzaj signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michy Januzaj and Asteras agree another 3 years.

In brief

563 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Christos Papadopoulos plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad The manager makes an example of Sergej Lazovic
  • Boardroom The Asteras production line keeps running
562 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Giannis Satsias raises the bar for Asteras

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Asteras heard it as anything else.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joaquín Blázquez and Asteras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

561 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Giannis Satsias plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

560 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Giannis Kosmidis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

559 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Asteras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Asteras training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom The Asteras production line keeps running
558 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos has been here 10 seasons

247 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Giannis Satsias raises the bar for Asteras

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Asteras heard it as anything else.

In brief

557 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

556 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

555 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Željko Vitorović says Asteras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom The Asteras production line keeps running
554 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Iván Moreno says Asteras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Julián Chicco stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Julián Chicco and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

553 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Julián Chicco signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Julián Chicco commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Asteras training over how hard people work
  • Market Julián Chicco linked with a move away
552 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Asteras throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with OFI the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Asteras will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is carrying Asteras

17 goals and a season average of 7.70. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A brace, and Clayton Diandy takes the afternoon — 8.70

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Clayton Diandy provided it, and the 8.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Giannis Satsias, 34, rolls back the years — 8.05

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.05 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitris Emmanouilidis

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Wages eat 97% of everything Asteras earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

551 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Pelkas

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Asteras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee, 33, rolls back the years — 8.62

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.62 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Camil Mmaee sends Asteras past PAOK

It finished 2‑1, and it was Camil Mmaee’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Asteras.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Papadopoulos

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 8. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Asteras production line keeps running

101 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

550 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 78 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 78 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Clayton Diandy takes the afternoon — 9.16

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Clayton Diandy provided it, and the 9.16 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Clayton Diandy

15 goals and a season average of 7.68 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Christos Papadopoulos and Asteras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 goals as Asteras and Panetolikos go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Asteras and Panetolikos, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Camil Mmaee at his very best

Marked 8.98. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda in the eights

A performance of 8.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Christos Papadopoulos at his very best

Marked 8.28. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

In brief

549 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy scores twice — 9.21

Two goals and a mark of 9.21 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is carrying Asteras

13 goals and a season average of 7.64. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Giannis Satsias wants more than Asteras are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Christos Papadopoulos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Christos Papadopoulos and Asteras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Papadopoulos

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Atromitos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Asteras and Atromitos take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

548 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Asteras

Kifisia will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Asteras were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Clayton Diandy

11 goals and a season average of 7.59 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Papadopoulos

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.21, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy in the eights

A performance of 9.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Camil Mmaee at his very best

Marked 8.79. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Match

Kifisia blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Kifisia tried to reorganise, Asteras did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief

547 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 99 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 99 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Efthymios Mandalos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Asteras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 7.88

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.88 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Asteras

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.54 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Asteras against Aris Thessaloniki

2‑3 to Aris Thessaloniki, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Asteras leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

546 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Levadiakos take the points off Asteras

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Clayton Diandy

Marked 9.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

AEL Larisa are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Asteras will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Camil Mmaee leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Giannis Satsias

Successful dribbles: 8. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

545 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joaquín Blázquez

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Giannis Satsias, 34, rolls back the years — 8.53

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.53 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Asteras against Olympiacos

1‑2 to Olympiacos, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Julián Chicco story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Julián Chicco signs something — a contract at Asteras or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Ignacio Vázquez keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

544 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Panagiotis Katsikas keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 120 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 120 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 8.05

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Asteras and Panathinaikos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Panathinaikos take the points off Asteras

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 8.74. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

One of those days for Camil Mmaee

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

543 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 127 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 127 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Julián Chicco yet — 8.33

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.33 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Christos Papadopoulos in the eights

A performance of 9.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Asteras see off Panserraikos

Three points for Asteras, 2‑1 the final word against Panserraikos in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ignacio Vázquez at his very best

Marked 8.57. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Player ratings

Clayton Diandy leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

542 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Panagiotis Pelkas damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A European lesson for Asteras

2‑3 against Tromso. Continental football is unforgiving about the things a domestic league lets a side get away with, and this was a night spent finding out which of those the club still has.

Player ratings

A brace, and Christos Papadopoulos takes the afternoon — 8.90

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Christos Papadopoulos provided it, and the 8.90 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Álvaro Núñez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Clayton Diandy

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Ignacio Vázquez rescues a point for Asteras

It needed Ignacio Vázquez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against AEK, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

An afternoon Efthymios Mandalos will want back

Marked 5.72. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

541 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Vázquez

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

Saeed Omar rescues a point for Asteras

It needed Saeed Omar to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Volos NPS, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Clayton Diandy

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Camil Mmaee

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

The Julián Chicco story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Julián Chicco signs something — a contract at Asteras or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

540 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

AZ take Asteras apart in Europe

0‑5. There is a level at which football is played every single week by clubs that have been doing it for fifty years, and an evening like this is what it feels like to arrive there without having done it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Saeed Omar takes the afternoon — 8.52

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Saeed Omar provided it, and the 8.52 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 9.00

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Clayton Diandy

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Saeed Omar the difference as Asteras beat AEL Larisa

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Saeed Omar. 3‑2 against AEL Larisa, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Álvaro Núñez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Asteras dressing room in a hurry
  • Boardroom 103% of the income goes out in wages at Asteras
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Owen Wijndal
539 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ignacio Vázquez the difference as Asteras beat OFI

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ignacio Vázquez. 3‑1 against OFI, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Papadopoulos

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Camil Mmaee

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.87, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Clayton Diandy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Ignacio Vázquez in the eights

A performance of 8.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Iván Moreno

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Iván Moreno

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

538 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Carlos Caceda shuts the door

Defensive actions: 31, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Clayton Diandy at his very best

Marked 9.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Asteras.

Squad

No hiding place for Giannis Bouzoukis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giannis Bouzoukis, and the manager let it.

Match

Asteras find a way past PAOK

PAOK made Asteras work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Julián Chicco was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Kostas Chrysopoulos was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

537 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Asteras do the business in Europe

1‑1. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Asteras came through the finding-out well against Universitatea Craiova.

Squad

Dimitris Emmanouilidis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Clayton Diandy

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julián Chicco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Asteras against Panetolikos

2‑3 to Panetolikos, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joaquín Blázquez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Saeed Omar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.16. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Giannis Bouzoukis left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Giannis Bouzoukis will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

The one thing Ignacio Vázquez could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

536 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Asteras

1‑4 against Atromitos, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

11 seasons of Julián Chicco

266 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Asteras know what they have.

Player ratings

Giannis Satsias, 33, rolls back the years — 8.05

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.05 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Owen Wijndal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Asteras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Asteras leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Asteras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Emmanouilidis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Álvaro Núñez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Christos Papadopoulos in the eights

A performance of 8.93 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Inquest at Asteras

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

535 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Ignacio Vázquez lights up a European night for Asteras

2‑2 against Universitatea Craiova, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Ignacio Vázquez was at the centre of the description.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Asteras

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Universitatea Craiova kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Asteras will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Match

Asteras win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Kifisia will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez keeps Asteras in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Ignacio Vázquez scores twice — 8.56

Two goals and a mark of 8.56 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Giannis Satsias, 33, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Panagiotis Koumoukelis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Asteras have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Owen Wijndal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Asteras see off Kifisia

Three points for Asteras, 5‑4 the final word against Kifisia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

534 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Giannis Satsias yet — 8.76

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.76 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Dimitris Emmanouilidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Julián Chicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Asteras come up short against Aris Thessaloniki

Aris Thessaloniki left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Iván Moreno

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Iván Moreno, and the manager let it.

Squad

Joaquín Blázquez is still paying for one afternoon at Asteras

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief