Birmingham U18

English Championship U18
27 Sep 2028
Wednesday
Process
113 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Carlos Vicente asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Salko Hamzić keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Aynsley Pears keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Birmingham cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mauricio Castaño wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Birmingham know it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dael Fry

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Kanya Fujimoto in the eights

A performance of 9.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

Back issues
112 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

El Hadji Malick Diouf: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Jean-Pascal Fontaine hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Birmingham right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham see off Rotherham United

Three points for Birmingham, 2‑1 the final word against Rotherham United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.78 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.72 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrick Roberts

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

111 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

3 goals for Carlos Vicente

The match ball belongs to Carlos Vicente, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Isaac Hayden keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Juan Farías puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Salko Hamzić keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Dumisani Msibi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

El Hadji Malick Diouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Birmingham find a way past Sheffield

Sheffield made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Paik Seung-Ho

Marked 8.56 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

110 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Paik Seung-Ho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Salko Hamzić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ryan Allsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

El Hadji Malick Diouf in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Birmingham see off Sunderland

Three points for Birmingham, 3‑1 the final word against Sunderland in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Kai Wagner gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for August Priske

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dael Fry

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

109 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Carlos Vicente puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pedro Santos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

El Hadji Malick Diouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Paik Seung-Ho

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luke Ayling

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Jean-Pascal Fontaine wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Birmingham know it.

Market

Queens Park Rangers expected to open talks for Dumisani Msibi

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Birmingham will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Match

Birmingham and Wolverhampton take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

108 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

El Hadji Malick Diouf in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.24 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Birmingham get the job done against Milton Keynes Dons

A 2‑1 win over Milton Keynes Dons, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Salko Hamzić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kanya Fujimoto

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Birmingham board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

Market

A long bet from Birmingham on Jonathan Graham

He is 16, and nobody at Birmingham signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

107 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thauan Lara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

El Hadji Malick Diouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Ayling is a Birmingham player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Birmingham lose Ryan Allsop

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Queens Park Rangers expected to open talks for Ryan Allsop

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Birmingham will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Carlos Vicente knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

106 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Paik Seung-Ho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Queens Park Rangers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Farías wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Birmingham know it.

Squad

Carlos Vicente knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The armband comes off Carlos Vicente

Birmingham will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

105 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Vicente puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Thauan Lara keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Queens Park Rangers join the queue for Dumisani Msibi

Add another name to the list: Queens Park Rangers have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Dumisani Msibi. The answer from Birmingham has not changed — yet.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dumisani Msibi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Carlos Vicente question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carlos Vicente’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

104 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ryan Allsop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ryan Allsop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

August Priske stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” August Priske and Birmingham agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

103 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dumisani Msibi asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dan Potts says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

El Hadji Malick Diouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

102 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ryan Allsop asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dumisani Msibi says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

El Hadji Malick Diouf in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kanya Fujimoto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kanya Fujimoto commits to Birmingham for another 4 years.

Squad

Birmingham lose Caleb Sanders

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Experience through the door at Birmingham

Carlos Hernández arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

101 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Isaac Hayden puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alex Cochrane keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf wants more than Birmingham are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

El Hadji Malick Diouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lee Buchanan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Carlos Vicente question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carlos Vicente’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

100 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thauan Lara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jay Stansfield moves on

Reading pay $10.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Ryan Allsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Luke Pearce signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Luke Pearce and Birmingham agree another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Dumisani Msibi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dumisani Msibi, and the manager let it.

In brief

99 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Birmingham sign El Hadji Malick Diouf for $34.3M

The paperwork is done: El Hadji Malick Diouf joins from West Ham United in a deal worth $34.3M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Nottingham Forest come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Jay Stansfield is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birmingham is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aynsley Pears is a Birmingham player

The fee is $2.8M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Blackburn Rovers drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alezandro Da Silva stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alezandro Da Silva and Birmingham agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

98 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Birmingham turn down Everton for Carlos Vicente

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Birmingham get their man

The chase for David Akintola ended with $1.7M changing hands and Hull City out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Paik Seung-Ho raises the bar for Birmingham

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Birmingham heard it as anything else.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Birmingham count the cost of losing Caleb Sanders

62 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Aodhan Doherty stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aodhan Doherty and Birmingham agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

97 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

It is over: Birmingham are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Birmingham hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Jay Stansfield conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Queens Park Rangers will make the call about Jay Stansfield this week. Birmingham have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thauan Lara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Paik Seung-Ho trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

96 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Birmingham

Position 18 and 21 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Thauan Lara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ryan Allsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Thauan Lara's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Birmingham are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Paik Seung-Ho trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

95 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jhon Solís signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jhon Solís and Birmingham agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jay Stansfield

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

94 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kanya Fujimoto: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Estêvão is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.36 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

93 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yasin Ayari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Lee Buchanan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lee Buchanan, and the manager let it.

Market

The Carlos Vicente question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carlos Vicente’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

92 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Birmingham are in real trouble now

Position 18, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Thauan Lara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Yasin Ayari was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thauan Lara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A season on the outside for Thauan Lara

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Birmingham has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Squad

Nerves in the Birmingham squad

Carlos Vicente has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

In brief

91 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jay Stansfield gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Nikoli Degtiarev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikoli Degtiarev and Birmingham agree another 4 years.

In brief

90 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Remember the name: Estêvão

He is 20, he is averaging 7.36, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Tommy Setford

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tommy Setford, and the manager let it.

In brief

89 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Birmingham taken apart

2‑5 to Tottenham, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.78 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Nemanja Milojević keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Kai Wagner

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kai Wagner, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Birmingham

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

88 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Birmingham sink to position 18

21 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vítězslav Jaroš

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alex Cochrane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Birmingham and Arsenal take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Yasin Ayari suspended

One booking too many, and Yasin Ayari sits out. Birmingham lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

Player ratings

The one thing August Priske could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carlos Vicente

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Demarai Gray

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Birmingham were going nowhere until he came on.

In brief

87 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

A hiding for Birmingham

Beaten 1‑4 by Bournemouth, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham see off Leeds United

Three points for Birmingham, 3‑2 the final word against Leeds United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jhon Solís

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts in the eights

A performance of 8.73 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kanya Fujimoto

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Paik Seung-Ho

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Paik Seung-Ho.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thauan Lara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

86 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

15 goals and a season average of 7.78. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vítězslav Jaroš

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Estêvão is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.36 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Ryan Allsop keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Brighton take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 3‑5, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Estêvão

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.64, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The August Priske story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until August Priske signs something — a contract at Birmingham or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

85 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Yasin Ayari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Crystal Palace

0‑2 to Crystal Palace, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Dynaeo Martin-Moore out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Dynaeo Martin-Moore, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No place for Tommy Setford on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Birmingham pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

Vítězslav Jaroš lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

August Priske leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Estêvão leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The Carlos Vicente question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carlos Vicente’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

84 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Birmingham sink to position 18

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rúben Vezo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Vicente

14 goals and a season average of 7.77 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Vítězslav Jaroš keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Birmingham hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Carlos Vicente’s goal not enough for Birmingham

Carlos Vicente scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Leeds United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Tommy Setford

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tommy Setford, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

83 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vítězslav Jaroš decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Dael Fry

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Lewis Campbell keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Estêvão in the eights

A performance of 9.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Estêvão the difference as Birmingham beat Manchester City

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Estêvão. 2‑0 against Manchester City, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.68 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Kanya Fujimoto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jay Stansfield

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

82 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Vítězslav Jaroš keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Remember the name: Estêvão

He is 20, he is averaging 7.28, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Newcastle United take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The one thing August Priske could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carlos Vicente

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Estêvão leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

81 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vítězslav Jaroš

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham come up short against Sunderland

Sunderland left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Kai Wagner gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Estêvão in the eights

A performance of 8.68 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

80 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Birmingham are in real trouble now

Position 17, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Vítězslav Jaroš keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Rúben Vezo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Vicente

13 goals and a season average of 7.74 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Demarai Gray keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Birmingham come up short against West Ham United

West Ham United left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

79 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Aston Villa for August Priske was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Vicente

12 goals and a season average of 7.71 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Yasin Ayari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Aston Villa take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Tommy Setford lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jhon Solís

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

78 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

August Priske takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

11 goals and a season average of 7.68. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Remember the name: Estêvão

He is 20, he is averaging 7.25, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Estêvão in the eights

A performance of 9.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for August Priske

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 9.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Birmingham and Brentford take a point apiece

It finished 6‑6, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

77 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Taylor Gardner-Hickman says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.64 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.89 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.46 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thauan Lara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Birmingham share the spoils with Chelsea

A 3‑3 draw with Chelsea leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

76 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Birmingham sink to position 17

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rúben Vezo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Estêvão runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Fulham

1‑2 to Fulham, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

August Priske gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís in the eights

A performance of 8.61 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

75 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Birmingham

A 1‑4 beating by Liverpool was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Brighton come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Tomoki Iwata asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for August Priske

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Jay Stansfield gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Birmingham dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

74 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Estêvão is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.11 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

9 goals and a season average of 7.58. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham and Manchester United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Tommy Setford

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Estêvão leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

73 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.53 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Rúben Vezo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rúben Vezo, and the manager let it.

In brief

72 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Birmingham tear Tromso apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Tromso, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yasin Ayari

Defensive actions: 33. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Birmingham sink to position 16

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rúben Vezo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jay Stansfield

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jhon Solís

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Yasin Ayari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tommy Setford lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

71 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Josh Benson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Carlos Vicente raises the bar for Birmingham

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Birmingham heard it as anything else.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Estêvão’s goal not enough for Birmingham

Estêvão scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Arsenal, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

70 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Yasin Ayari shuts the door

Defensive actions: 48, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Carlos Vicente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Estêvão is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.02 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 9.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

August Priske the difference as Birmingham beat IMT

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: August Priske. 2‑0 against IMT, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jhon Solís

Marked 8.72 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Alezandro Da Silva stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alezandro Da Silva and Birmingham agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

69 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ryan Allsop keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.44 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paik Seung-Ho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.60, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Demarai Gray

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Birmingham and Brighton

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The August Priske story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until August Priske signs something — a contract at Birmingham or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

68 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ryan Allsop

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Rúben Vezo asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Birmingham are in real trouble now

Position 16, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham come up short against Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of August Priske

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Birmingham count the cost of losing Lorenzo Greer

50 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts in the eights

A performance of 8.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

67 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Birmingham out

Out, 2‑2 to Leeds United, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Estêvão

Marked 8.98 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jay Stansfield

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Birmingham get the job done against DAC Dunajska Streda

A 1‑0 win over DAC Dunajska Streda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Ryan Allsop stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ryan Allsop and Birmingham agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Dael Fry

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

  • Squad Estêvão named player of the month
  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Tommy Setford
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Estêvão
66 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Estêvão is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.05 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Dael Fry in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Manchester City take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jhon Solís

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paik Seung-Ho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Estêvão

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

65 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Yasin Ayari was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paik Seung-Ho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kanya Fujimoto

Marked 9.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Birmingham get the job done against DAC Dunajska Streda

A 1‑0 win over DAC Dunajska Streda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Estêvão

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Nemanja Milojević gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Birmingham and Newcastle United take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

64 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 14, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Dael Fry in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sunderland take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.64 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Demarai Gray

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrick Roberts

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Demarai Gray gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

5 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

63 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Harvey Davies says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

4 matches without a win for Birmingham

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Birmingham are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Carlos Vicente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kai Wagner gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kanya Fujimoto

Marked 8.70 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Costly mistake from Ryan Allsop

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Ryan Allsop knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Honours even between Birmingham and West Ham United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

62 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Birmingham taken apart

1‑4 to Aston Villa, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jay Stansfield

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Dael Fry in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

August Priske gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Estêvão in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Tromso

0‑1 to Tromso, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 13, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

61 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Dael Fry was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

August Priske’s goal not enough for Birmingham

August Priske scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Brentford, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Estêvão gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.16 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

60 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Birmingham taken apart

0‑4 to Chelsea, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Estêvão says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 8 of the 32 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Dael Fry in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham find a way past IMT

IMT made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Paik Seung-Ho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Paik Seung-Ho, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Isak Alemayehu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

59 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ryan Allsop keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 9.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham find a way past Fulham

Fulham made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordi Kuange

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordi Kuange, and the manager let it.

Squad

Demarai Gray knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Demarai Gray trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Window shut, Jay Stansfield still here

Birmingham spent the window trying to move Jay Stansfield on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

58 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ryan Allsop keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Demarai Gray keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants more than Birmingham are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Yasin Ayari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Phil Neumann

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Phil Neumann, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Paik Seung-Ho

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Jhon Solís rescues a point for Birmingham

It needed Jhon Solís to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Liverpool, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

57 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Setford

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Dan Potts hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jhon Solís

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 8.80 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Demarai Gray

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Demarai Gray, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Match

Carlos Vicente rescues a point for Birmingham

It needed Carlos Vicente to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Manchester United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Daniel Clark signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Daniel Clark commits to Birmingham for another 4 years.

In brief

56 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tommy Setford keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Alex Cochrane: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Carlos Vicente signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Carlos Vicente commits to Birmingham for another 5 years.

Squad

Carlos Vicente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham find a way past Nottingham Forest

Nottingham Forest made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts in the eights

A performance of 8.33 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Birmingham buy the years ahead of Simon Hawkins

He is 15, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

A long bet from Birmingham on Daniel Morris

He is 15, and nobody at Birmingham signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

55 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Birmingham lose Rúben Vezo

34 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Alex Cochrane gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rúben Vezo has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Birmingham know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

Experience through the door at Birmingham

Rúben Vezo arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

The shop window has Tomoki Iwata in it

Birmingham have let the market know Tomoki Iwata can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

54 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Birmingham sell Jack Robinson for $1.3M

Jack Robinson has left for Derby County in a $1.3M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Dael Fry in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Phil Neumann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Dan Potts is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Birmingham has been clear about where Dan Potts stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Josh Benson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Álvaro Ruiz-Rente leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Álvaro Ruiz-Rente leaves Birmingham the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

53 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jay Stansfield puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Estêvão in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Birmingham and Thauan Lara are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

52 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Demarai Gray

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Demarai Gray, and the manager let it.

Market

August Priske linked with a move away

The name of August Priske keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birmingham say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

51 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jay Stansfield

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Demarai Gray knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Demarai Gray trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

50 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Burnley come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of August Priske

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

49 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marvin Ducksch moves on

Crystal Palace pay $3.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Carlos Vicente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Burnley watching Kanya Fujimoto

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Birmingham have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Nikoli Degtiarev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikoli Degtiarev and Birmingham agree another 3 years.

Squad

August Priske knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and August Priske trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

No hiding place for Tomoki Iwata

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tomoki Iwata, and the manager let it.

In brief

48 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Business is business: Christoph Klarer goes

Leeds United paid $8.8M and Birmingham took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Birmingham get their man

The chase for Dumisani Msibi ended with $950.0K changing hands and Chippa United out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dumisani Msibi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dumisani Msibi and Birmingham agree another 2 years.

Squad

Lee Buchanan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

August Priske linked with a move away

The name of August Priske keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birmingham say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

47 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Crystal Palace come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Birmingham sign Aodhan Doherty for $1.7M

The paperwork is done: Aodhan Doherty joins from Blackburn Rovers in a deal worth $1.7M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Birmingham sell Kyogo Furuhashi for $1.5M

Kyogo Furuhashi has left for Sunderland in a $1.5M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Kai Wagner in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Shea Birmingham signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Shea Birmingham and Birmingham agree another 3 years.

Market

The shop window has Christoph Klarer in it

Birmingham have let the market know Christoph Klarer can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

46 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel moves on

Newcastle United pay $4.4M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sunderland join the queue for Kyogo Furuhashi

Add another name to the list: Sunderland have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Kyogo Furuhashi. The answer from Birmingham has not changed — yet.

Squad

Kanya Fujimoto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kanya Fujimoto commits to Birmingham for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Demarai Gray

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Demarai Gray, and the manager let it.

Market

Estêvão arrives on loan

Birmingham have taken Estêvão on loan from Chelsea — cover where cover was needed.

In brief

  • Squad This league is too small for Estêvão
  • Boardroom The Birmingham board spend on the team
45 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Burnley come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Birmingham did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Demarai Gray says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Birmingham hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

No place for Christoph Klarer in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Christoph Klarer has his answer from Birmingham; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Birmingham count the cost of losing Tomoki Iwata

17 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

44 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Promotion for Birmingham

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Paik Seung-Ho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Christoph Klarer asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

43 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Birmingham up to position 3

64 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Rio Ngumoha is the real thing at 18

A season average of 7.15 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Birmingham know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

42 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lee Gregory gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bright Osayi-Samuel knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Bright Osayi-Samuel trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

41 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Vicente is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Birmingham will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Dan Potts keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

40 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

20 goals and a season average of 8.01. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Birmingham see off Blackburn Rovers

Three points for Birmingham, 2‑1 the final word against Blackburn Rovers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lee Buchanan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

39 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 40. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Birmingham up to position 3

61 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

At 18, Rio Ngumoha is already the best thing here

An average of 7.16 in a first team he is several years too young for. Birmingham have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Patrick Roberts’s goal not enough for Birmingham

Patrick Roberts scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Bolton Wanderers, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.83 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The one thing August Priske could not do

Shots: 13, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Dael Fry

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Dael Fry.

Squad

Patrick Roberts is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 2 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

38 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Christoph Klarer keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

10 unbeaten for Birmingham

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Birmingham did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ibrahim Osman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Paik Seung-Ho

3 goals and a season average of 7.37 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Birmingham and Bristol City take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Kyogo Furuhashi leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

August Priske changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Birmingham had a different afternoon.

In brief

37 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Tommy Doyle

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Paik Seung-Ho

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Nobody wants to play Birmingham right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís in the eights

A performance of 9.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Christoph Klarer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Rio Ngumoha in the eights

A performance of 8.84 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham get the job done against Cardiff City

A 2‑0 win over Cardiff City, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

36 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Vicente

20 goals and a season average of 8.01 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

James Beadle keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

8 unbeaten for Birmingham

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Birmingham did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jhon Solís

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Birmingham find a way past Charlton Athletic

Charlton Athletic made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

35 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from James Beadle

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Birmingham up to position 3

54 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Remember the name: Rio Ngumoha

He is 18, he is averaging 7.08, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Birmingham

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Demarai Gray sends Birmingham past Derby County

It finished 2‑1, and it was Demarai Gray’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Birmingham.

Player ratings

Demarai Gray in the eights

A performance of 9.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Rio Ngumoha in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jhon Solís

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

34 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from James Beadle

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Birmingham do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paik Seung-Ho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.96, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

August Priske gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho is carrying Birmingham

3 goals and a season average of 7.31. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Birmingham and Fulham take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Demarai Gray keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Bright Osayi-Samuel

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

33 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

19 goals and a season average of 7.98. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rio Ngumoha

Marked 9.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Rio Ngumoha the difference as Birmingham beat Huddersfield Town

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Rio Ngumoha. 2‑1 against Huddersfield Town, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ibrahim Osman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.37 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jhon Solís

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No place for Dan Potts on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Birmingham pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

32 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dan Potts signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dan Potts and Birmingham agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jhon Solís

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Jhon Solís rescues a point for Birmingham

It needed Jhon Solís to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Hull City, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The one thing August Priske could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

Phil Neumann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.26 with 2 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

31 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from James Beadle

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Birmingham up to position 3

46 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Phil Neumann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

At 18, Rio Ngumoha is already the best thing here

An average of 7.00 in a first team he is several years too young for. Birmingham have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Paik Seung-Ho

Marked 9.43 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Paik Seung-Ho sends Birmingham past Ipswich Town

It finished 2‑1, and it was Paik Seung-Ho’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Birmingham.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rio Ngumoha

Marked 8.88 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.70 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

30 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

18 goals and a season average of 7.91. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from James Beadle

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.46, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Carlos Vicente sends Birmingham past Leeds United

It finished 2‑1, and it was Carlos Vicente’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Birmingham.

Player ratings

One of those days for August Priske

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.62, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Paik Seung-Ho

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Demarai Gray

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Demarai Gray, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

29 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.87 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Paik Seung-Ho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.83 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Dan Potts gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

28 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Ibrahim Osman runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 39. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

James Beadle keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

The Sunderland deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Kyogo Furuhashi reports back to Birmingham with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Dael Fry was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Demarai Gray stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Demarai Gray and Birmingham agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

27 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

4 goals for Carlos Vicente

The match ball belongs to Carlos Vicente, whose 4 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Carlos Vicente leads the rout of Queens Park Rangers

5‑1, and Carlos Vicente took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Birmingham tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.86 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Dan Potts asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants more than Birmingham are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sunderland join the queue for Kyogo Furuhashi

Add another name to the list: Sunderland have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Kyogo Furuhashi. The answer from Birmingham has not changed — yet.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ibrahim Osman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Paik Seung-Ho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

26 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ibrahim Osman

Successful dribbles: 47. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Phil Neumann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ethan Laird moves on

Sheffield pay $4.5M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham come up short against Reading

Reading left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Lorenzo Greer out for 22 days

The medical room confirms 22 days on the sidelines for Lorenzo Greer, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

99% of the income goes out in wages at Birmingham

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Phil Neumann

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Paik Seung-Ho asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

25 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Birmingham run riot against Rotherham United

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Birmingham turn down Middlesbrough for Ethan Laird

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Birmingham

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Dael Fry shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís in the eights

A performance of 9.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carlos Vicente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Paik Seung-Ho

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jay Stansfield

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

24 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Birmingham turn down Olympique Lyonnais for August Priske

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

The Manchester City deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Carlos Vicente reports back to Birmingham with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

12 goals and a season average of 7.79. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Lorenzo Torriani says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

8 unbeaten for Birmingham

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Birmingham did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 9.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of James Beadle

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jhon Solís

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

23 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Liverpool for Carlos Vicente was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

The season belongs to Carlos Vicente

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Birmingham have had the benefit of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Tommy Doyle

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Paik Seung-Ho

Defensive actions: 27. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carlos Vicente

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Birmingham

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Ethan Laird attracts admirers

The name of Ethan Laird has come up in conversations Birmingham were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

22 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ethan Laird hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 158% of everything Birmingham earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Alex Cochrane out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Alex Cochrane, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dwight Gayle

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Demarai Gray knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Demarai Gray trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

21 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Carlos Vicente

11 goals and a season average of 7.76 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Dwight Gayle keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Birmingham

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Birmingham did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 9.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Paik Seung-Ho

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.38 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Demarai Gray gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

20 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Christoph Klarer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Atlético Mineiro for August Priske was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Birmingham cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Paik Seung-Ho

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Paik Seung-Ho sends Birmingham past Bolton Wanderers

It finished 2‑1, and it was Paik Seung-Ho’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Birmingham.

Squad

No hiding place for Jhon Solís

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jhon Solís, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from August Priske

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

19 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 9.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Birmingham find a way past Bristol City

Bristol City made Birmingham work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ibrahim Osman

Marked 8.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dael Fry

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Briar Bateman out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Briar Bateman, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

August Priske keeps on missing

Shots: 13, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Carlos Vicente named player of the month

The award goes to Carlos Vicente, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

In brief

18 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ryan Allsop keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

10 goals and a season average of 7.66. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ibrahim Osman

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Carlos Vicente in the eights

A performance of 9.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Carlos Vicente sends Birmingham past Cardiff City

It finished 3‑1, and it was Carlos Vicente’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Birmingham.

Boardroom

197% of the income goes out in wages at Birmingham

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

One of those days for August Priske

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Demarai Gray in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

17 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Ibrahim Osman is already the best thing here

An average of 7.07 in a first team he is several years too young for. Birmingham have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Player ratings

August Priske in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Rio Ngumoha runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tomoki Iwata

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jay Stansfield gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Birmingham lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Match

Birmingham share the spoils with Charlton Athletic

A 1‑1 draw with Charlton Athletic leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Christoph Klarer knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

16 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ethan Laird asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 matches without a win for Birmingham

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Birmingham are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.60 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jhon Solís runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.98 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrick Roberts

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Dael Fry in the eights

A performance of 8.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Birmingham and Derby County take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

15 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Birmingham out

Out, 0‑1 to Newcastle United, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Rio Ngumoha keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Carlos Vicente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jay Stansfield

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.55 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Fulham take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

14 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Ibrahim Osman runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 38. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Carlos Vicente wants more than Birmingham are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Carlos Vicente is carrying Birmingham

6 goals and a season average of 7.49. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

197% of the income goes out in wages at Birmingham

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlos Vicente

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief