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6 Jun 2030
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201 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ceuta run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Ceuta

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Yann Bodiger

98 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Nicolò Berengo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Leganés take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

Back issues
200 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 22 and 17 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Market

Only the photograph left for Máximo Seggio

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Máximo Seggio will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ignacio Schor

10 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Jordi Escobar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ethan Butera in the eights

A performance of 8.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

199 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is carrying Ceuta

12 goals and a season average of 7.65. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Nicolò Berengo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Córdoba

Córdoba left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Anuar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anuar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

198 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Konrad De la Fuente

11 goals and a season average of 7.62 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samuel Quiñonez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samuel Quiñonez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ignacio Schor

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jordi Escobar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

108% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

197 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ceuta can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Yann Bodiger

126 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Anuar signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Anuar commits to Ceuta for another 2 years.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ceuta lose Thierry Moutinho

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Jordi Escobar’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Jordi Escobar scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Sociedad B, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

196 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ceuta sink to position 21

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tomás Mejías keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Máximo Seggio has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ignacio Schor

10 goals and a season average of 7.37 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

One of those days for José Campaña

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Ceuta share the spoils with Valladolid

A 1‑1 draw with Valladolid leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

195 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Thierry Moutinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is carrying Ceuta

10 goals and a season average of 7.61. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Anuar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anuar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

José Campaña in the eights

A performance of 8.90 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jordi Escobar

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Ceuta and Las Palmas

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

194 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Samuel Quiñonez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Konrad De la Fuente

9 goals and a season average of 7.59 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.92, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Pedro López gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Marino Illescas in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

120% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Ignacio Herrera

46 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

193 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

José Campaña leads the rout of Burgos

3‑0, and José Campaña took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ceuta tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ethan Butera

Defensive actions: 33. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ceuta boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Kaidon Robinson asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Anuar shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho out for 55 days

The medical room confirms 55 days on the sidelines for Thierry Moutinho, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

192 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Ceuta interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Match

Ceuta sink to position 22

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Máximo Seggio has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Konrad De la Fuente

7 goals and a season average of 7.52 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Huesca

Huesca left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

191 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

2‑6 against Almería, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sebastian Hölzl says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anuar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ceuta

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

The one thing Jordi Escobar could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

190 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Market

Samuel Quiñonez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ceuta know it.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Cádiz

Cádiz left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.35 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

189 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Thierry Moutinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho out for 83 days

The medical room confirms 83 days on the sidelines for Thierry Moutinho, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Castellón

3‑4 to Castellón, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Ceuta still without a manager

10 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Yann Bodiger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marino Illescas

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.48, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

188 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Ceuta

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Match

Ceuta sink to position 22

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Ceuta for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Only the photograph left for Máximo Seggio

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Máximo Seggio will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

José Campaña’s goal not enough for Ceuta

José Campaña scored, and precious little else went right: 4‑5 to Andorra, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

José Campaña in the eights

A performance of 9.60 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marino Illescas

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

187 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Oviedo take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Manu Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on José Matos

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

186 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samuel Quiñonez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samuel Quiñonez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marc Domènech out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Marc Domènech, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.60 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nick Twisk in the eights

A performance of 8.59 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is carrying Ceuta

5 goals and a season average of 7.41. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

112% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

185 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Thierry Moutinho

114 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Konrad De la Fuente’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Konrad De la Fuente scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Zaragoza, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for José Matos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to José Matos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.61, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Schor

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

The Anuar talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ceuta know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

184 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Ceuta sink to position 22

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Ceuta put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Ceuta turn down Rayo Vallecano for Marino Illescas

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Máximo Seggio is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.21, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Ceuta get the job done against Valencia

A 1‑0 win over Valencia, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Yann Bodiger shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

183 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Girona take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Marcel Benoit signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marcel Benoit commits to Ceuta for another 3 years.

Market

The Máximo Seggio conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Mirandés will make the call about Máximo Seggio this week. Ceuta have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

182 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Ceuta turn down Rayo Vallecano for Yann Bodiger

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Samuel Quiñonez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Mirandés

1‑2 to Mirandés, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordi Escobar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordi Escobar, and the manager let it.

Squad

Abou Bassinga out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Abou Bassinga, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

181 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ceuta

A 0‑3 beating by Albacete was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Thierry Moutinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Mallorca come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ceuta did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho out for 143 days

The medical room confirms 143 days on the sidelines for Thierry Moutinho, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Thierry Moutinho's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ceuta are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

The manager makes an example of José Matos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

180 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ceuta give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

1‑8 against Leganés, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

10 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 22 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Eyes on Ignacio Schor again

The phone has started ringing about Ignacio Schor again, and this time the name on the line is Eibar. Ceuta are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tomás Mejías keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Pedro López signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Pedro López and Ceuta agree another 2 years.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ethan Butera gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

179 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

0‑3 against Osasuna, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Kaan Mustafa Talay says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

178 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Yves Colin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Anuar

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ethan Butera

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Abdallah Aberkane gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ceuta draw a blank against Córdoba

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Córdoba defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

177 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Jordi Escobar

22 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ignacio Schor’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Ignacio Schor scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Granada, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro López

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro López, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ethan Butera leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is carrying Ceuta

4 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

176 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ceuta are in real trouble now

Position 22, 4 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Real Sociedad B

1‑3 to Real Sociedad B, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Ceuta dugout

9 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Ceuta lose Abou Bassinga

57 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

175 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Ceuta

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Match

Ceuta taken apart

2‑5 to Valladolid, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Ceuta for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

José Campaña signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” José Campaña and Ceuta agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

174 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tomás Mejías

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

1‑4 against Las Palmas, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Yves Colin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Twisk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

173 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Jordi Escobar

54 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.61 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Ceuta share the spoils with Cultural Leonesa

A 3‑3 draw with Cultural Leonesa leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Tomás Mejías gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 2 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

172 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ceuta sink to position 22

3 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing José Campaña

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Burgos

Burgos left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar in the eights

A performance of 9.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Ceuta lose Abou Bassinga

87 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Schor

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

171 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ignacio Schor’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Ignacio Schor scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Huesca, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for José Matos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to José Matos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.16 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The one thing Jordi Escobar could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Anuar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Anuar signs something — a contract at Ceuta or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

$51.8K taken back off the Ceuta table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

170 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Nicolò Berengo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yves Colin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente in the eights

A performance of 9.92 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Ethan Butera sends Ceuta past Almería

It finished 4‑2, and it was Ethan Butera’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ceuta.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Kaan Mustafa Talay

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kaan Mustafa Talay, and the manager let it.

In brief

169 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Ceuta taken apart

2‑5 to Cádiz, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Nick Twisk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Ethan Butera finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Ceuta have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

168 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

12 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing José Campaña

67 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ceuta lose Abou Bassinga

118 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Castellón

Castellón left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Thierry Moutinho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thierry Moutinho, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Yann Bodiger question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Yann Bodiger’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Manu Sánchez
  • Boardroom Ceuta keep producing them
167 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

11 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

0‑3 against Andorra, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Anuar stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anuar and Ceuta agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

José Matos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Marino Illescas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Pedro López

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

  • Market The Anuar story refuses to die
  • Boardroom $51.8K taken back off the Ceuta table
  • Player ratings Konrad De la Fuente leaves them behind him
166 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Thierry Moutinho asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Yves Colin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Oviedo

Oviedo left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Pedro López gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.54, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

165 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Ceuta out of the cup

Oviedo ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ceuta

A 0‑3 beating by Gijón was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ceuta

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Yéli Traoré keeps on missing

Shots: 13, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

The one thing Jordi Escobar could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

164 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

1‑7 against Zaragoza, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing José Campaña

96 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Ignacio Schor out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Ignacio Schor, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Marino Illescas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marino Illescas and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marino Illescas

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

163 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Ceuta

Beaten 0‑4 by Valencia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ethan Butera

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ethan Butera, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ceuta

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Anuar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Anuar signs something — a contract at Ceuta or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

162 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Yves Colin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Girona

Girona left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.60, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marino Illescas

Marked 8.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

161 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Mirandés

0‑2 to Mirandés, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Máximo Seggio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Marino Illescas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

160 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

1‑7 against Albacete, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Ceuta lose José Campaña

127 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Alejandro Jiménez is a Ceuta player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Alberto Montero is a Ceuta player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

As if he never left: Tomás Ramírez returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Tomás Ramírez is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Víctor Serrano comes home

The shirt still fits. Víctor Serrano is back at Ceuta, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yann Bodiger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

159 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Abdallah Aberkane says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing José Matos

39 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad No hiding place for Tomás Mejías
  • Market The Anuar story refuses to die
  • Boardroom The Ceuta production line keeps running
158 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ceuta boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ceuta can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Yves Colin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thierry Moutinho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ceuta lose Manuel Pascual

57 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

157 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 93% of everything Ceuta earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yéli Traoré

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

156 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Nick Twisk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nick Twisk, and the manager let it.

In brief

155 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thierry Moutinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nick Twisk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Tomás Mejías gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Anuar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Anuar signs something — a contract at Ceuta or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

154 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ceuta lose Manuel Pascual

87 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Thierry Moutinho trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

153 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Ceuta interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

Ethan Butera signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ethan Butera and Ceuta agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

152 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Ceuta sink to position 21

27 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Nicolò Berengo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Ignacio Schor

43 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Twisk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nick Twisk and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

Squad

Ignacio Schor knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

151 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Thierry Moutinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kaan Mustafa Talay signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kaan Mustafa Talay commits to Ceuta for another 4 years.

In brief

150 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Thierry Moutinho keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Manu Sánchez

20 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Ceuta dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Market

Ceuta sign Antoine Morin, one for the future

Antoine Morin is 16, and Ceuta have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Antoine Morin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antoine Morin and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

In brief

149 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ceuta part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Ceuta

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is carrying Ceuta

18 goals and a season average of 7.33. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Pedro López stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Pedro López and Ceuta agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Craggs is a Ceuta player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Match

Leganés take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

148 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Nicolò Berengo asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ignacio Schor

17 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ethan Butera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Schor

Marked 8.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Ethan Butera rescues a point for Ceuta

It needed Ethan Butera to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Castellón, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

147 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thierry Moutinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is carrying Ceuta

16 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Ceuta find a way past Andorra

Andorra made Ceuta work for it, but the scoreboard read 5‑4 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Konrad De la Fuente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Anuar

Marked 8.97 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.91, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marino Illescas

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Thierry Moutinho knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

146 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ceuta

A 0‑7 beating by Celta was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Thierry Moutinho's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ceuta are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is carrying Ceuta

14 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Manu Sánchez

A mark of 5.75 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

145 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Ethan Butera shuts the door

Defensive actions: 40, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ceuta

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Ceuta spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Samuele Mancini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Máximo Seggio keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

José Campaña stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” José Campaña and Ceuta agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

144 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Ceuta taken apart

2‑6 to Gijón, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

José Campaña in the eights

A performance of 8.58 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manu Sánchez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ceuta

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

143 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Thierry Moutinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Shawn Kauter

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Shawn Kauter will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for José Matos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to José Matos, and the manager let it.

Match

Zaragoza take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

99% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

142 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A hiding for Ceuta

Beaten 0‑5 by Las Palmas, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro López

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro López, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is carrying Ceuta

6 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Ignacio Schor

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Ceuta, and it is a cruel one.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about José Matos

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

141 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ignacio Schor

14 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ignacio Schor

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Ignacio Schor rescues a point for Ceuta

It needed Ignacio Schor to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Burgos, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The one thing Jordi Escobar could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Pedro López

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

140 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Ceuta interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Match

A hiding for Ceuta

Beaten 1‑4 by Huesca, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

Ceuta are in real trouble now

Position 21, 19 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Samuele Mancini asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Manu Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

139 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Ceuta

Beaten 2‑5 by Almería, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Shawn Kauter has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 106% of everything Ceuta earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

No hiding place for Abdallah Aberkane

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdallah Aberkane, and the manager let it.

In brief

138 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ethan Butera’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Ethan Butera scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Cádiz, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Thierry Moutinho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thierry Moutinho, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ethan Butera in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Samuele Mancini wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ceuta know it.

Squad

Konrad De la Fuente is carrying Ceuta

6 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

137 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Córdoba

3‑4 to Córdoba, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Ceuta still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ignacio Schor

12 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of José Matos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ethan Butera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.21, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

136 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ceuta run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Ceuta

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Market

Samuele Mancini asks to leave Ceuta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ignacio Schor stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ignacio Schor and Ceuta agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

135 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Shawn Kauter has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Mallorca

Mallorca left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Anuar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Marino Illescas in the eights

A performance of 8.77 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

125% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

134 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Real Sociedad B take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from José Campaña

Marked 8.69 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Ignacio Schor is carrying Ceuta

10 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Pedro López

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tomás Mejías

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

133 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ceuta taken apart

3‑6 to Valladolid, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Anuar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for José Matos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to José Matos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

6 past Pedro López

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 5 saves does not settle it either way.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Marino Illescas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

132 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Boardroom

Ceuta spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Eibar

Eibar left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Pedro López gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Kaidon Robinson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kaidon Robinson and Ceuta agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

131 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ceuta tear Cultural Leonesa apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Cultural Leonesa, and it could have been more.

Market

Shawn Kauter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Ceuta cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente in the eights

A performance of 8.98 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.76 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Yann Bodiger in the eights

A performance of 8.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Anuar shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

130 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Konrad De la Fuente sends Ceuta past Mirandés

It finished 2‑1, and it was Konrad De la Fuente’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ceuta.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente in the eights

A performance of 8.94 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Yann Bodiger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near José Campaña

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A day to forget for José Matos

Marked 3.54, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Squad

Nicolò Berengo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicolò Berengo and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

129 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ethan Butera signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ethan Butera and Ceuta agree another 5 years.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Dermot Mee moves on

Mirandés pay $810.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

As if he never left: Nathan Snowball returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Nathan Snowball is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Cobi Maddox comes home

The shirt still fits. Cobi Maddox is back at Ceuta, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Match

Ceuta see off Albacete

Three points for Ceuta, 2‑1 the final word against Albacete in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jordi Escobar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

128 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ceuta are in real trouble now

Position 21, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Alessio Tuseddu returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Alessio Tuseddu is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Match

Leganés take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Anuar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anuar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marino Illescas

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente in the eights

A performance of 8.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Talks stall between Ceuta and Pedro López

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

127 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Ceuta give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

Mees Kreekels keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Shawn Kauter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ethan Butera the difference as Ceuta beat Castellón

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ethan Butera. 2‑1 against Castellón, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for José Campaña

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ethan Butera

Marked 8.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

126 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tomás Mejías keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Matos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

As if he never left: Dusty Vanerom returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Dusty Vanerom is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Match

Andorra take the points off Ceuta

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Marino Illescas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

125 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Celta

Celta left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of José Matos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Ceuta sign Harry Randall, one for the future

Harry Randall is 19, and Ceuta have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Harry Randall signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Harry Randall and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

Market

The José Matos question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with José Matos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

124 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ceuta sink to position 21

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Senne Maes returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Senne Maes is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Oviedo

2‑4 to Oviedo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jordi Escobar stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jordi Escobar and Ceuta agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Ceuta

Day 10 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ethan Butera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Manu Sánchez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manu Sánchez, and the manager let it.

In brief

123 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ceuta part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Ceuta

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Shawn Kauter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Yann Bodiger signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yann Bodiger commits to Ceuta for another 3 years.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Marino Illescas’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Marino Illescas scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Gijón, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Pedro López gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

122 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of José Campaña

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Zaragoza

0‑2 to Zaragoza, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sebastian Hölzl signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sebastian Hölzl and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

A costly moment from José Campaña

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Ceuta, and it is a cruel one.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

121 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Las Palmas

Las Palmas left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Market

A long bet from Ceuta on Fábio Só

He is 20, and nobody at Ceuta signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordi Escobar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordi Escobar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Pedro López

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The one thing Konrad De la Fuente could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

120 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 18 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

11 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ceuta

Position 21 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Only the photograph left for Niklas Kreuzer

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Niklas Kreuzer will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Burgos

1‑2 to Burgos, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anuar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The José Matos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ceuta know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

119 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A hiding for Ceuta

Beaten 2‑5 by Huesca, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ceuta

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ceuta is running low.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ceuta can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Only the photograph left for Shawn Kauter

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Shawn Kauter will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

José Matos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from José Campaña

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ceuta dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

118 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jordi Escobar’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Jordi Escobar scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Almería, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Manu Sánchez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manu Sánchez, and the manager let it.

Market

A long bet from Ceuta on Alfie Merritt

He is 20, and nobody at Ceuta signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Marino Illescas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ceuta, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Viti never got going

5.21 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

117 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ceuta

0‑3 against Cádiz, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aitor Morcillo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aitor Morcillo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Mees Kreekels gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Manu Sánchez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

116 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tomás Mejías says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Niklas Kreuzer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Luke Craggs returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Luke Craggs is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ceuta against Córdoba

0‑1 to Córdoba, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Máximo Seggio signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Máximo Seggio commits to Ceuta for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

115 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Ceuta count the cost of losing Ethan Butera

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

José Campaña signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” José Campaña commits to Ceuta for another 2 years.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Enzo Ibrahim Rivière comes home

The shirt still fits. Enzo Ibrahim Rivière is back at Ceuta, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Vittorio Buratto comes home

The shirt still fits. Vittorio Buratto is back at Ceuta, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jordi Escobar

Marked 8.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

114 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Ceuta

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Ceuta are no longer polite ones.

Squad

José Campaña signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” José Campaña and Ceuta agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ignacio Schor runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Jordi Escobar’s goal not enough for Ceuta

Jordi Escobar scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Mallorca, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

José Matos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Abou Bassinga in the eights

A performance of 8.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

113 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Ceuta out

Out, 0‑4 to Leganés, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Aitor Morcillo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 8.69 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Viti

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ceuta

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ignacio Schor

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

112 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Samuel Quiñonez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Niklas Kreuzer

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Niklas Kreuzer will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Valladolid

Valladolid left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Konrad De la Fuente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ethan Butera in the eights

A performance of 8.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Schor

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abou Bassinga

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

111 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ceuta lose Marino Illescas

48 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Ceuta come up short against Eibar

Eibar left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anuar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar in the eights

A performance of 8.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Costly mistake from Pedro López

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Pedro López knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Pedro López

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The José Matos story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until José Matos signs something — a contract at Ceuta or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Market The market said no: Mees Kreekels stays put
  • Boardroom The Ceuta production line keeps running
110 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pedro López keeps Ceuta in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

José Campaña the difference as Ceuta beat Cultural Leonesa

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: José Campaña. 4‑2 against Cultural Leonesa, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Konrad De la Fuente

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for José Campaña

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.91, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ignacio Schor

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jordi Escobar in the eights

A performance of 8.24 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nick Twisk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

José Campaña is off the mark for Ceuta

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

109 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Ceuta's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ceuta has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Aitor Morcillo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ceuta they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Konrad De la Fuente

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Cultural Leonesa deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Dermot Mee reports back to Ceuta with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ceuta sell Cristian Rodríguez for $940.0K

Cristian Rodríguez has left for Granada in a $940.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Schor

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from José Campaña

Marked 8.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Manu Sánchez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

108 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ceuta taken apart

0‑3 to Albacete, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro López

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Ceuta say no — this time

The offer from Eibar for Cristian Rodríguez was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Jordi Escobar says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Ceuta

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Niklas Kreuzer

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Niklas Kreuzer will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ceuta the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Nil Suárez comes home

The shirt still fits. Nil Suárez is back at Ceuta, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Luken Núñez returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Luken Núñez is a Ceuta player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

In brief

107 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ceuta turn down Leganés for Ignacio Schor

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Yéli Traoré says Ceuta went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

106 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Ceuta interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Market

Cristian Rodríguez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ceuta can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Shawn Kauter: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anuar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jordi Escobar signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jordi Escobar and Ceuta agree another 3 years.

In brief

105 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anuar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Aitor Morcillo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Matos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

104 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Manu Sánchez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Niklas Kreuzer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ceuta is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

103 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aaron Issumo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ceuta have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Ceuta

José Campaña was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Ignacio Schor question follows Ceuta around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ignacio Schor’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

102 Edition

The Ceuta Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Cristian Rodríguez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ceuta, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ceuta say no — this time

The offer from Andorra for Abdoul Kialy Koné was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Urtzi Iriondo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ceuta may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

José Campaña in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ceuta this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Ceuta

Day 9 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro López

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro López, and the manager let it.

Squad

Abdallah Aberkane signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abdallah Aberkane commits to Ceuta for another 3 years.

Market

A long bet from Ceuta on Rowan Baucutt

He is 19, and nobody at Ceuta signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Ceuta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief