US Creteil

French Ligue 2
25 Feb 2030
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Process
186 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Paul Ménard says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Romain Muro knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
185 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 11

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Trae Briscoe says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johnny Emerson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

US Creteil and Johnny Emerson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

184 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

US Creteil put Roberto Sosa on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Christopher Baptista: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Stephen Quemper stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stephen Quemper and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Malaick Bacar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

183 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Louis Maynard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Malaick Bacar stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Malaick Bacar and US Creteil agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs US Creteil money.

Squad

Christopher Baptista asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

182 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

US Creteil turn down Le Havre AC for Djibril Diallo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

4 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

Red Star take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Romain Montiel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kévin Hoggas wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Kévin Hoggas has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. US Creteil know, and have known for weeks.

In brief

181 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil sink to position 11

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Valenciennes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and US Creteil did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between US Creteil and Bourg-Peronnas

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Bourg-Peronnas will be the happier side with the point.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

180 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Roberto Sosa is the new US Creteil manager

“This is a club with real history, and I did not have to think about it for long.” The new manager takes charge with every slate wiped clean.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Sébastien Blanc says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Le Havre AC watching Djibril Diallo

The interest is real enough to have reached print. US Creteil have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Sochaux take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Djibril Diallo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

US Creteil sign a deal worth $473.5K a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

Market

Still no signature from Yan Marillat

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what US Creteil could get for him.

In brief

179 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Romain Muro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Adama Camara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

106% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Honours even between US Creteil and Stade Lavallois

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

178 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Yann Fournier: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

US Creteil see off AC Ajaccio

Three points for US Creteil, 1-0 the final word against AC Ajaccio in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Louis Maynard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Johnny Emerson left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Johnny Emerson will call it something else in private.

Market

US Creteil put Alessio Beaudouin up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Alessio Beaudouin may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

177 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Paul Ménard says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

US Creteil come up short against FC Metz

FC Metz left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Stephen Quemper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

176 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Christopher Baptista: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the US Creteil dugout

9 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

In brief

175 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at US Creteil

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Squad

Malaick Bacar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Brandon Agounon stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Brandon Agounon and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 103% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Christopher Baptista gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between US Creteil and Valenciennes

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Valenciennes will be the happier side with the point.

Boardroom

$15.6K taken back off the US Creteil table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

174 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Lenny Leonil asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Clermont Foot

0-1 to Clermont Foot, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abdeljalil Hachem

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Malaick Bacar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

US Creteil put Adama Camara up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Adama Camara may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

173 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 12, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Tours take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Stephen Quemper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Louis Maynard knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

172 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Match

US Creteil get the job done against Dijon

A 2-1 win over Dijon, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Yan Marillat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. US Creteil lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

Squad

Kévin Hoggas wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Kévin Hoggas has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. US Creteil know, and have known for weeks.

Squad

Abdeljalil Hachem knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

171 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

US Creteil put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Louis Maynard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 105% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The armband comes off Romain Montiel

US Creteil will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

170 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Romain Montiel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

169 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Red Star

Red Star left with the points after a 1-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brandon Agounon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yan Marillat lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

168 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Bourg-Peronnas

Bourg-Peronnas left with the points after a 2-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Gianni Favale-Corneilde stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gianni Favale-Corneilde and US Creteil agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Stephen Quemper

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

167 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Romain Montiel stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Romain Montiel and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Sochaux take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Kévin Hoggas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

166 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Yan Marillat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Stade Lavallois take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Stephen Quemper knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Oliver Obel leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Oliver Obel leaves US Creteil the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Boardroom

The US Creteil production line keeps running

21 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

165 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil tear AC Ajaccio apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4-1 against AC Ajaccio, and it could have been more.

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

The cup run ends for US Creteil

0-5 against Olympique de Marseille, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Costly mistake from Yan Marillat

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Yan Marillat knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johnny Emerson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the US Creteil dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi is off the mark for US Creteil

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Malaick Bacar

Every debut is a small story about the future: Malaick Bacar, 22 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

In brief

164 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Match

FC Metz take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1-3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

163 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

17 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tommaso Ravaglioli stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tommaso Ravaglioli and US Creteil agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Paris FC

1-2 to Paris FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

162 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Valenciennes

Valenciennes left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Louis Maynard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yan Marillat lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Romain Montiel

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Christopher Baptista is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 36 with 46 appearances behind him, and US Creteil have to plan for both answers.

Squad

Christopher Baptista knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Window shut, Yan Marillat still here

US Creteil spent the window trying to move Yan Marillat on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

Market

Yoann Salmier leaves US Creteil for nothing

No fee, no negotiation, no argument: Yoann Salmier moves on to Toulouse FC with his contract settled and the wage bill a little lighter.

In brief

161 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for US Creteil

A 0-3 beating by Clermont Foot was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yan Marillat

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the US Creteil dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Market

Still no signature from Yoann Salmier

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what US Creteil could get for him.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

160 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for US Creteil

Beaten 1-4 by Tours, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Yoann Salmier has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stephen Quemper

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at US Creteil

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Lucas Libbra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lucas Libbra and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yan Marillat lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

A long bet from US Creteil on Édouard Denis

He is 17, and nobody at US Creteil signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

159 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

US Creteil taken apart

2-5 to Dijon, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Louis Maynard: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

In brief

158 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kévin Hoggas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kévin Hoggas and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The armband comes off Stephen Quemper

US Creteil will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Boardroom

US Creteil pull $267.0K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui handed the armband

The captaincy goes to Ryan Ferhaoui. It is not a job that wins matches, but a dressing room always notices who is given it.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Gaël Nsombi keeps the shirt for now, at US Creteil's convenience rather than his own.

Market

Rico Kennedy joins US Creteil on a free

No fee and no drama: Rico Kennedy has signed at US Creteil, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

157 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Axel Dauchy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Adama Camara says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Romain Montiel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Lucas Libbra out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Lucas Libbra, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

US Creteil share the spoils with Nimes

A 2-2 draw with Nimes leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Still no signature from Yoann Salmier

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what US Creteil could get for him.

In brief

156 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Yoann Salmier has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

US Creteil turn down AJ Auxerre for Djibril Diallo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

155 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Djibril Diallo asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Julien Meyer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Julien Meyer and US Creteil agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

154 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alessio Beaudouin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Stephen Quemper stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stephen Quemper and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Axel Dauchy runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs US Creteil money.

Market

US Creteil put Yoann Salmier up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Yoann Salmier may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

153 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

US Creteil put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Axel Dauchy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Stephen Quemper signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stephen Quemper commits to US Creteil for another 2 years.

Squad

Lucas Libbra out for 44 days

The medical room confirms 44 days on the sidelines for Lucas Libbra, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

$267.0K taken back off the US Creteil table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

152 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yan Marillat asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Yoann Salmier has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Trae Briscoe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

151 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yoann Salmier asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

US Creteil put Yan Marillat up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Yan Marillat may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Gianni Favale-Corneilde keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Gianni Favale-Corneilde plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

150 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Trae Briscoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Johnny Emerson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Johnny Emerson and US Creteil agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

US Creteil sign Paul Ménard, one for the future

Paul Ménard is 19, and US Creteil have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

149 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Axel Dauchy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Yan Marillat is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at US Creteil has been clear about where Yan Marillat stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Adama Camara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Abdeljalil Hachem stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Abdeljalil Hachem and US Creteil agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Gaël Nsombi linked with a move away

The name of Gaël Nsombi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

148 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yoann Salmier is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

147 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

US Creteil lose Baboye Traoré

28 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

146 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil still without a manager

13 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Bakary Kouma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no signature from Axel Dauchy

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what US Creteil could get for him.

In brief

145 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Didier Richard is out at US Creteil

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at US Creteil for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Axel Dauchy has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Trae Briscoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Arsène Elogo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Arsène Elogo and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

US Creteil pull $267.0K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Gaël Nsombi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Christopher Baptista knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

144 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Yoann Salmier is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

143 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Baboye Traoré out for 57 days

The medical room confirms 57 days on the sidelines for Baboye Traoré, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Lenny Leonil gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

142 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Adama Camara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Axel Dauchy runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs US Creteil money.

In brief

141 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Axel Dauchy has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Trae Briscoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Baboye Traoré: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoann Salmier knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

140 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Alessio Beaudouin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bakary Kouma out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Bakary Kouma, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

139 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

US Creteil lose Baboye Traoré

88 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 88% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

138 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Christopher Baptista says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Axel Dauchy runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs US Creteil money.

Market

Trae Briscoe placed on the list

US Creteil have made Trae Briscoe available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

137 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Axel Dauchy has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Trae Briscoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Johnny Emerson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Johnny Emerson commits to US Creteil for another 4 years.

Market

The Gaël Nsombi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Boardroom

The US Creteil production line keeps running

15 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

136 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

US Creteil put Didier Richard on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gaël Nsombi commits to US Creteil for another 4 years.

Squad

Adama Camara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$267.0K taken back off the US Creteil table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Yoann Salmier runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs US Creteil money.

In brief

135 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Baboye Traoré out for 117 days

The medical room confirms 117 days on the sidelines for Baboye Traoré, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bakary Kouma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

134 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Thomas Carbonero says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ryan Ferhaoui

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

133 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Axel Dauchy has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Trae Briscoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yoann Salmier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

US Creteil lose Hervé Gonzalez

22 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

132 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil give the job to Didier Richard

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Philippe Bahenda says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Axel Dauchy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

A long bet from US Creteil on Louis Maynard

He is 20, and nobody at US Creteil signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Boardroom

$385.1K a year onto the US Creteil books

A new partner, a signature and a photograph nobody will remember. It funds a fortnight of wages, which is more than most headlines on this page can say for themselves.

Market

Still no signature from Yoann Salmier

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what US Creteil could get for him.

Squad

Somebody is after Yoann Salmier’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Yoann Salmier suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. US Creteil have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Squad

Lenny Leonil knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

131 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

US Creteil lose Yoann Salmier

44 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Baboye Traoré out for 147 days

The medical room confirms 147 days on the sidelines for Baboye Traoré, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adama Camara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

130 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Market

Alessio Beaudouin asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Nimes

Nimes left with the points after a 1-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Stephen Quemper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Brandon Agounon knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Tommaso Ravaglioli finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. US Creteil have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

129 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

10 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Max Murray is a US Creteil player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Boardroom

US Creteil still without a manager

14 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bakary Kouma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi is carrying US Creteil

7 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

A long bet from US Creteil on Ed Nolan

He is 20, and nobody at US Creteil signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Brandon Agounon asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

128 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil part company with Patrick Moreau

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

9 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Zakaria Belkouche says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Didier Richard takes charge at US Creteil

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Trae Briscoe asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kévin Hoggas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kévin Hoggas commits to US Creteil for another 2 years.

Squad

Yoann Salmier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

US Creteil share the spoils with Clermont Foot

A 1-1 draw with Clermont Foot leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Boardroom

$267.0K taken back off the US Creteil table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

127 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for US Creteil

A 2-8 beating by Tours was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Bakary Kouma hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Match

8 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Brandon Agounon gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at US Creteil

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Yan Marillat lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Boardroom

91% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Stephen Quemper

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Zakaria Belkouche knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

126 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

US Creteil come up short against AC Ajaccio

AC Ajaccio left with the points after a 2-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ryan Ferhaoui

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

125 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 12

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Chamois Niortais

3-4 to Chamois Niortais, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Axel Dauchy out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Axel Dauchy, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Yan Marillat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

124 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

5 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

US Creteil come up short against FC Metz

FC Metz left with the points after a 1-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

123 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Patrick Moreau has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sébastien Blanc says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Stephen Quemper stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stephen Quemper and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Brandon Agounon gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Red Star

Red Star left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

122 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Romain Montiel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Bourg-Peronnas take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

121 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil sink to position 12

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Axel Dauchy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

In brief

120 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

US Creteil come up short against AS Nancy

AS Nancy left with the points after a 1-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ryan Ferhaoui

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

119 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Patrick Moreau has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adama Camara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

US Creteil pull $267.0K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Is this Zakaria Belkouche’s last season?

“I will know when it is time. I am not there yet.” Zakaria Belkouche is 36, with 49 appearances behind him, and US Creteil will have to plan for whichever answer comes.

In brief

118 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil see off Dijon

Three points for US Creteil, 3-2 the final word against Dijon in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Bakary Kouma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Arsène Elogo is off the mark for US Creteil

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

117 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 12

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Axel Dauchy out for 81 days

The medical room confirms 81 days on the sidelines for Axel Dauchy, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

116 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Adama Camara asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sébastien Blanc: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

115 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Arsène Elogo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Arsène Elogo and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Clermont Foot take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alessio Beaudouin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Arsène Elogo called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at US Creteil that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

114 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Arsène Elogo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Arsène Elogo commits to US Creteil for another 2 years.

In brief

113 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil bow out of the cup

Olympique de Marseille go through and US Creteil go home, 0-3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 12, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

US Creteil lose Axel Dauchy

110 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

AC Ajaccio take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adama Camara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at US Creteil

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

112 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil taken apart

0-3 to Chamois Niortais, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Bakary Kouma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

111 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil get the job done against FC Metz

A 2-1 win over FC Metz, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Stephen Quemper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Romain Montiel finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. US Creteil have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

Tommaso Ravaglioli wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Tommaso Ravaglioli has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. US Creteil know, and have known for weeks.

Squad

The shirt belongs to Axel Dauchy now

At 33 he has made the position his own, and the man he took it from has to find something to say about it. US Creteil have a decision that made itself.

Market

Window shut, Axel Dauchy still here

US Creteil spent the window trying to move Axel Dauchy on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

110 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Red Star

2-4 to Red Star, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Romain Montiel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sébastien Blanc stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sébastien Blanc and US Creteil agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

US Creteil and Kévin Hoggas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Yan Marillat lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

109 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Bourg-Peronnas

1-2 to Bourg-Peronnas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Yoann Salmier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yann Fournier signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yann Fournier commits to US Creteil for another 4 years.

Squad

Bakary Kouma asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi is off the mark for US Creteil

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

108 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Lucas Libbra: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

US Creteil board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

Squad

Lucas Libbra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lucas Libbra and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

US Creteil sign Rémy Berger, one for the future

Rémy Berger is 16, and US Creteil have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

US Creteil sign Rémi Guillot, one for the future

Rémi Guillot is 16, and US Creteil have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

107 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Adama Camara says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Alessio Beaudouin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

106 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Patrick Moreau has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Christopher Baptista stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Christopher Baptista and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Djibril Diallo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yoann Salmier knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

US Creteil pull $451.5K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

105 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 29 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Dijon

0-2 to Dijon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Stephen Quemper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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Squad

Billal Mehadji: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Lenny Leonil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

US Creteil lose Romain Montiel

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

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Market

Bourg-Peronnas are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. US Creteil will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lenny Leonil

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Hugo Cointard asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

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Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Yoann Salmier hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Vincenzo Arfuso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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Boardroom

US Creteil put Patrick Moreau on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Hugo Cointard asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tommaso Ravaglioli out for 35 days

The medical room confirms 35 days on the sidelines for Tommaso Ravaglioli, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Hugo Cointard is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Billal Mehadji gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Yoann Salmier placed on the list

US Creteil have made Yoann Salmier available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

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Market

Axel Dauchy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lenny Leonil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

US Creteil lose Romain Montiel

59 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

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Market

Aaron Dhondt moves on

Valenciennes pay $230.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Yoann Salmier told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Yoann Salmier has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at US Creteil.

Market

US Creteil sign Adama Camara, one for the future

Adama Camara is 20, and US Creteil have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. US Creteil will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoann Salmier asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Aaron Dhondt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Axel Dauchy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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Boardroom

US Creteil put Patrick Moreau on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Zakaria Belkouche asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tommaso Ravaglioli out for 65 days

The medical room confirms 65 days on the sidelines for Tommaso Ravaglioli, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Hugo Cointard out for 24 days

The medical room confirms 24 days on the sidelines for Hugo Cointard, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Axel Dauchy told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Axel Dauchy has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at US Creteil.

Squad

Johnny Emerson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Johnny Emerson and US Creteil agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

A long bet from US Creteil on Julien Meyer

He is 17, and nobody at US Creteil signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Aaron Dhondt gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$451.5K taken back off the US Creteil table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

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Squad

US Creteil lose Romain Montiel

89 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Lenny Leonil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Djibril Diallo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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Squad

Hugo Cointard says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Zakaria Belkouche asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager comes out for Yoann Salmier

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Yoann Salmier has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

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Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Gianni Favale-Corneilde gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

US Creteil put Yoann Salmier up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Yoann Salmier may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

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8 May 2028
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Boardroom

US Creteil put Patrick Moreau on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Stephen Quemper signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stephen Quemper commits to US Creteil for another 2 years.

Squad

US Creteil lose Yan Marillat

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

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Market

Yan Marillat asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

US Creteil lose Romain Montiel

119 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Lenny Leonil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Carbonero

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yoann Salmier knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gaël Nsombi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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24 Apr 2028
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Market

Yoann Salmier asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Axel Dauchy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Thomas Carbonero asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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The US Creteil Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Djibril Diallo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aaron Dhondt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Axel Dauchy asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Zakaria Belkouche asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Djibril Diallo placed on the list

US Creteil have made Djibril Diallo available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

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3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Patrick Moreau has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Yan Marillat asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lenny Leonil is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Romain Montiel loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Romain Montiel. US Creteil will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Trae Briscoe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

US Creteil pull $451.5K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Zakaria Belkouche knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gaël Nsombi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi takes the armband

It is a strip of cloth and it decides nothing on a Saturday. It still tells the dressing room exactly whose opinion the manager values, which is the whole point of it.

In brief

87 Edition

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27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yoann Salmier asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

US Creteil lose Lucas Libbra

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Trae Briscoe asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief