Cukaricki U20

18 May 2033
Wednesday
Process
355 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joyeux Masanka Bungi asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Brandon Cambridge out for 56 days

The medical room confirms 56 days on the sidelines for Brandon Cambridge, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alexandr Shestyuk trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

Back issues
354 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

David Đokić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Aleksandar Maksimovic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Harrison Parker for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Cukaricki will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Lazar Tufegdžić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lazar Tufegdžić and Cukaricki agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Chrystian Barletta asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dejan Meleg

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dejan Meleg, and the manager let it.

In brief

353 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

2 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ryan Alebiosu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Remy Rees-Dottin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Chrystian Barletta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chrystian Barletta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Harrison Parker gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Cukaricki and Kayode Saliman

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

Squad

Ryan Alebiosu has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Ryan Alebiosu keeps the shirt for now, at Cukaricki's convenience rather than his own.

Squad

A promotion for Asger Nyholm Frederiksen

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Asger Nyholm Frederiksen has moved up it.

In brief

352 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

25 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lazar Mijović out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aleksa Čolović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kayode Saliman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Remy Rees-Dottin plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Harrison Parker's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The Đorđe Nikolić question follows Cukaricki around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Đorđe Nikolić’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

351 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

18 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lazar Mijović damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Joyeux Masanka Bungi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Rodrigo Viola out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Rodrigo Viola, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Filip Dostanić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Lazar Mijović question follows Cukaricki around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Lazar Mijović’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

350 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lazar Mijović damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

David Đokić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Aleksa Čolović has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chrystian Barletta gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chrystian Barletta has just signed for Cukaricki, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Remy Rees-Dottin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

349 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Đorđe Nikolić and Cukaricki agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

Market

Aleksa Čolović placed on the list

Cukaricki have made Aleksa Čolović available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

348 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

28 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ryan Alebiosu

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ryan Alebiosu will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Aleksa Čolović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Remy Rees-Dottin gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Remy Rees-Dottin is on it.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Blendi Idrizi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Harrison Parker's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

347 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lazar Mijović damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joyeux Masanka Bungi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Remy Rees-Dottin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

346 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

14 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Aleksa Čolović has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Đorđe Nikolić is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Harrison Parker

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Cukaricki and Harly-James Miamoutima

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Wout Kapers asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Aleksandar Maksimovic has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Cukaricki will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

345 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

7 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lazar Mijović out for 63 days

63 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aleksandar Maksimovic makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kayode Saliman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Cukaricki and Kayode Saliman are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

The dugout

Harrison Parker knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

344 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

70 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

David Đokić agrees terms with Kudrivka

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Cukaricki people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

David Đokić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikola Stanković is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Cukaricki lose Uros Mitrovic

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Remy Rees-Dottin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Harrison Parker is still paying for one afternoon at Cukaricki

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

343 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lazar Mijović damages knee ligaments — 77 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 77 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Aleksa Čolović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Kayode Saliman keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Darko Vukašinović rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Spartak Subotica, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Cukaricki lose Bogdan Lukic

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Kudrivka expected to open talks for David Đokić

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Cukaricki will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

342 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Full time on the season at Cukaricki

Position 4 on 51 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Joyeux Masanka Bungi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Cukaricki

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Aleksa Čolović is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Harly-James Miamoutima would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Harly-James Miamoutima is living that version at Cukaricki, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

341 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

7 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lazar Mijović out for 91 days

91 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 35. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cukaricki

A 0‑3 beating by Novi Pazar was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Cukaricki close the window on a squad of their own making

3 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Match

Novi Pazar end the Cukaricki run at 9

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 9 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Transfer targets

No thanks: João Soato rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Sport Recife, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Match

No end in sight to Cukaricki's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cukaricki has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Blendi Idrizi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Blendi Idrizi commits to Cukaricki for another 2 years.

In brief

340 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lazar Mijović

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 40. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is carrying Cukaricki

24 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Cukaricki turn down OFK Beograd for Vojislav Jokić

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Whatever happens, Cukaricki do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Noah Jauny rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Partizan, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

Rodrigo Viola puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

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24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Vojislav Jokić is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and OFK Beograd waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Cukaricki let it slip despite Uroš Miladinović

Uroš Miladinović had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and OFK Beograd were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Market

Aleksa Čolović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Spartak Subotica come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cukaricki did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The dugout

Dejan Meleg keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Cukaricki

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Darko Vukašinović rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Spartak Subotica, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Aleksa Čolović has agreed to leave Cukaricki for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

338 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Alebiosu has said yes to Partizan

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Cukaricki have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Joyeux Masanka Bungi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Vintage Lazar Tufegdžić — 8.08

At 35 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.08, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aleksa Čolović

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aleksa Čolović will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Vojislav Jokić wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Cukaricki hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 unbeaten for Cukaricki

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Cukaricki did not have in the autumn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Željko Samčović

Cukaricki asked and Partizan said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

337 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Cukaricki make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Cukaricki have 5 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki agree $48.0K for Darko Vukašinović

The clubs have shaken hands with Spartak Subotica; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

João Soato turns down Cukaricki

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Sport Recife keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Partizan expected to open talks for Ryan Alebiosu

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Cukaricki will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Damian Čech

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. NK Celje have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

336 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Remy Rees-Dottin leads the rout of Napredak

3‑0, and Remy Rees-Dottin took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Cukaricki tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.47 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Remy Rees-Dottin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Remy Rees-Dottin, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lazar Mijović at his very best

Marked 8.56. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sambou Sissoko

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

335 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Vojislav Jokić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cukaricki find a way past Javor-Matis

Javor-Matis made Cukaricki work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Remy Rees-Dottin at his very best

Marked 8.27. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.23. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Alexandr Shestyuk will call it something else in private.

The dugout

Petar Pavlovic has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Petar Pavlovic on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

Remy Rees-Dottin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

334 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 36. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Lazar Mijović drives the Cukaricki comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Lazar Mijović decided otherwise. Radnik Surdulica had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Mijović's — 9.20

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.20, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is carrying Cukaricki

23 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cukaricki see off Radnik Surdulica

Three points for Cukaricki, 3‑2 the final word against Radnik Surdulica in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Remy Rees-Dottin at his very best

Marked 8.69. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

In brief

333 Edition

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13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Lazar Mijović takes the afternoon — 8.83

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lazar Mijović provided it, and the 8.83 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 21 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Cukaricki end the wait against IMT

It had gone 7 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

The dugout

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Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lazar Mijović the difference as Cukaricki beat IMT

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lazar Mijović. 2‑0 against IMT, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Ben Knight

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dejan Meleg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

332 Edition

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6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 37. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The wait goes on for Cukaricki

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Stefan Matic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is carrying Cukaricki

19 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Milan Đoković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Sambou Sissoko stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.86 on the card, and the Cukaricki support went home talking about one name.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Cukaricki

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

331 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Mijović's — 8.73

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.73, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No end in sight to Cukaricki's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cukaricki has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Harrison Parker says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Lazar Mijović

18 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cukaricki leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Lazar Mijović’s goal not enough for Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Partizan, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

330 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Cukaricki out

Out, 1‑3 to TSC, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Both of them Remy Rees-Dottin's — 9.19

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.19, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Lazar Mijović scores twice — 9.07

Two goals and a mark of 9.07 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Luca Nocerino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić keeps Cukaricki in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

5 matches without a win for Cukaricki

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Cukaricki are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Cukaricki — 7.84

1 for Charlie Gray, marked 7.84, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

The dugout

Filip Dostanić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Lazar Mijović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.29 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

329 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ryan Alebiosu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Cukaricki

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Radnicki 1923 kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Cukaricki will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lazar Mijović takes the afternoon — 8.92

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lazar Mijović provided it, and the 8.92 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Brandon Cambridge was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

Lazar Mijović is carrying Cukaricki

14 goals and a season average of 7.23. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vojislav Jokić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

328 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mladost Lucani take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Uroš Miladinović at his very best

Marked 8.25. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Cukaricki dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Player of the month: Lazar Mijović

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order Cukaricki prefer.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Petar Pavlovic left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marco Ilaimaharitra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

327 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić keeps Cukaricki in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Dejan Meleg hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Remy Rees-Dottin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Remy Rees-Dottin, and the manager let it.

Match

The run is over for Cukaricki

4 matches without defeat, and then TSC. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Match

Cukaricki at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 4, 30 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Cukaricki earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

326 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Alexandr Shestyuk wins it after the whistle should have gone

93 minutes played. Alexandr Shestyuk found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Novi Pazar went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Luca Nocerino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vojislav Jokić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cukaricki get the job done against Novi Pazar

A 2‑1 win over Novi Pazar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexandr Shestyuk

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lazar Mijović at his very best

Marked 8.59. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

In brief

325 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Cukaricki

Spartak Subotica will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Cukaricki were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Mijović's — 9.23

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.23, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Remy Rees-Dottin scores twice — 9.08

Two goals and a mark of 9.08 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Uroš Miladinović

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

  • The dugout Dejan Meleg gets it from the manager
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Ryan Alebiosu knocks on the manager’s door
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11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Lazar Mijović takes the match ball home

5 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Cukaricki run riot against OFK Beograd

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Lazar Mijović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.92. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Wout Kapers gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Wout Kapers has just signed for Cukaricki, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Brandon Cambridge was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Petar Pavlovic kept it short after the 5‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

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Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Uroš Miladinović

14 seasons and 257 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Player ratings

Sambou Sissoko goes up and wins it — 7.98

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.98 for the rest of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikola Stanković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Cukaricki find a way past Radnicki Nis

Radnicki Nis made Cukaricki work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

Remy Rees-Dottin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Alexandr Shestyuk in the eights

A performance of 8.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 90% of the Cukaricki income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

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Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 32. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

After 6 games, Cukaricki finally taste it again

The first defeat in 6 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Vojvodina; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vojislav Jokić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vojislav Jokić, and the manager let it.

Match

Vojvodina take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Petar Pavlovic answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Đorđe Nikolić is on it.

Market

Aleksa Čolović is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Cukaricki has been clear about where Aleksa Čolović stands, which is more than many ever get.

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20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Cukaricki

Napredak will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Cukaricki were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Cukaricki make it 6 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Cukaricki have 6 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Kayode Saliman says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Aleksandar Maksimovic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Alexandr Shestyuk was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Cukaricki run riot against Javor-Matis

5‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Lazar Mijović scores twice — 9.69

Two goals and a mark of 9.69 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Alexandr Shestyuk's — 8.98

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.98, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Cukaricki right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Blendi Idrizi, 34, rolls back the years — 8.21

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.21 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Cukaricki and Javor-Matis in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikola Stanković is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

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6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Nikola Tadic damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cukaricki win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 94th minute. Radnik Surdulica will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Ben Knight runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 20 signed and 21 gone

That is the business done at Cukaricki until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Uroš Miladinović the difference as Cukaricki beat Radnik Surdulica

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Uroš Miladinović. 2‑1 against Radnik Surdulica, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandr Shestyuk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Shestyuk, and the manager let it.

In brief

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30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Nikola Tadic out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cukaricki march on in the cup

IMT are out and Cukaricki go through, 2‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Cukaricki through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over IMT, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Luca Nocerino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mateja Premović

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mateja Premović will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wants to play Cukaricki right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to David Đokić

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

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23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nikola Tadic

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cukaricki tear Zeleznicar Pancevo apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Zeleznicar Pancevo, and it could have been more.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Mijović's — 8.88

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.88, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Aleksa Čolović says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Ángel Peñaranda has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

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Squad

Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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16 Aug 2032
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Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Mateja Premović says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Charlie Gray pops up at the right end — 7.24

7.24, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Market

Aleksandar Maksimovic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Cukaricki

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Cukaricki are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Ángel Peñaranda signs for Vojvodina while still at Cukaricki

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Ángel Peñaranda has agreed terms with Vojvodina for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Cukaricki come up short against Partizan

Partizan left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Remy Rees-Dottin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Terms done: David Đokić is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Chornomorets waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić keeps Cukaricki in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alexandr Shestyuk and Cukaricki agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Cukaricki

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cukaricki can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

Crvena Zvezda take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Petar Pavlovic faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Petar Pavlovic after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

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2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 40. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Mateja Premović has said yes to Spartak Subotica

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Cukaricki have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Luca Nocerino asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

10 seasons of Sambou Sissoko

284 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Cukaricki know what they have.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexandr Shestyuk and Cukaricki agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Remy Rees-Dottin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Petar Pavlovic on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

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26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brandon Cambridge

Successful dribbles: 40. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Mateja Premović agrees terms with Radnik Surdulica

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Cukaricki people have started saying his name in the past tense.

The dugout

Joyeux Masanka Bungi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Petar Pavlovic signs on for the long haul

Cukaricki moved before anybody else could: a new deal for Petar Pavlovic, agreed quietly and announced loudly. Boards extend managers for many reasons; the good one is the one this looks like.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Another one collected away from home

4 on the bounce on the road for Cukaricki. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Cukaricki baulk at the price for Success Makanjuola

Radnik Surdulica wanted more than $42.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

In brief

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19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aleksandar Maksimovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aleksandar Maksimovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Cukaricki lose Sambou Sissoko

21 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $42.0K for Success Makanjuola

Cukaricki have gone to Radnik Surdulica with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Vojislav Jokić has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

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Squad

Rodrigo Viola gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Rodrigo Viola has just signed for Cukaricki, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

No deal for Fidel Origa at that price

Cukaricki offered $7.0K; Vojvodina said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

In brief

311 Edition

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12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Aleksa Čolović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Aleksandar Radonjic

At 17 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Late improvement for Remy Rees-Dottin

At 26 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

Vojislav Jokić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mateja Premović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Lazar Mijović talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luca Nocerino asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mateja Premović’s move to Spartak Subotica falls through

The deal that would have taken Mateja Premović to Spartak Subotica has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Cukaricki with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Blendi Idrizi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Blendi Idrizi and Cukaricki agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yohann Nguetsop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yohann Nguetsop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Yohann Nguetsop is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sambou Sissoko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Cukaricki academy

8 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

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28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Alebiosu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Obolon come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cukaricki did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kayode Saliman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kayode Saliman, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aleksa Čolović is a square peg at Cukaricki

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Sambou Sissoko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Remy Rees-Dottin plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

308 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mateja Premović agrees terms with Radnik Surdulica

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Cukaricki people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Cukaricki count the cost of losing Sambou Sissoko

49 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

A move Aleksa Čolović would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Aleksa Čolović is living that version at Cukaricki, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Niko Ivanković will not be coming to Cukaricki

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Catania is saying, and nobody at Cukaricki is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Eyes on David Đokić again

The phone has started ringing about David Đokić again, and this time the name on the line is Obolon. Cukaricki are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Kayode Saliman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Nikola Stanković plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

307 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Niko Ivanković is a medical away from Cukaricki

The deal with Catania is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aboubacar Cissé signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Aboubacar Cissé and Cukaricki agree another 3 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Srđan Mijailović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Cukaricki put Ryan Alebiosu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ryan Alebiosu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Đorđe Nikolić is on it.

Squad

The formation has left Afonso Lee behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Cukaricki will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

306 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luca Nocerino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki make their move for Nikola Krsticic

$460.0K on the table at Partizan. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Yohann Nguetsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cukaricki they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki bid $120.0K for Marats Galajevs

The offer went to TSC this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Afonso Lee arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Afonso Lee has, at Cukaricki, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

David Đokić signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” David Đokić commits to Cukaricki for another 4 years.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

In brief

305 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Alebiosu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Leon Ivanović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leon Ivanović commits to Cukaricki for another 3 years.

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No hiding place for Milan Đoković

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Milan Đoković, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ryan Alebiosu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

304 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Nikola Stanković plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joyeux Masanka Bungi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joyeux Masanka Bungi, and the manager let it.

Market

Mateja Premović told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Mateja Premović has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Cukaricki.

Market

The Đorđe Nikolić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Joyeux Masanka Bungi has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Cukaricki will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

303 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Kayode Saliman: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Cukaricki count the cost of losing Filip Gacinovic

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

302 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yohann Nguetsop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yohann Nguetsop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Roger Manríque wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cukaricki know it.

The dugout

Sambou Sissoko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Charlie Gray is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

301 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mateja Premović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Lazar Tufegdžić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lazar Tufegdžić and Cukaricki agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Luca Nocerino wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cukaricki know it.

The dugout

When it matters, Remy Rees-Dottin plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Mustapha Sissoko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Brandon Cambridge asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

300 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nikola Stanković is on it.

Market

The Đorđe Nikolić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

299 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Alebiosu raises the bar for Cukaricki

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Cukaricki heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Brandon Cambridge gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Roger Manríque wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Cukaricki now know that too.

The dugout

When it matters, Đorđe Nikolić plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charlie Gray was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Lazar Mijović talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

298 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Yohann Nguetsop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikola Stanković is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sambou Sissoko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

297 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luca Nocerino asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sambou Sissoko stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sambou Sissoko and Cukaricki agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

296 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Sambou Sissoko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mateja Premović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Stefan Matic: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Cukaricki will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

Kayode Saliman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nikola Stanković is on it.

Squad

Charlie Gray falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Đorđe Nikolić talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

295 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ryan Alebiosu asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Brandon Cambridge: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikola Stanković is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Đorđe Nikolić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Đorđe Nikolić is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joyeux Masanka Bungi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joyeux Masanka Bungi, and the manager let it.

Market

The Lazar Mijović talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cukaricki know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

International call for Ryan Alebiosu

Ryan Alebiosu joins up with his country. Cukaricki lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

294 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yohann Nguetsop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yohann Nguetsop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vojislav Jokić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stefan Matic

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stefan Matic, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

The dugout

Brandon Cambridge knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Brandon Cambridge trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

293 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vojislav Jokić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Blendi Idrizi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Luca Nocerino wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cukaricki know it.

In brief

292 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Alexandr Shestyuk out for 19 days

19 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Cukaricki hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Vojislav Jokić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Roger Manríque wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cukaricki know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Uroš Nikolić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Nikola Stanković plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

291 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Shestyuk

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Kayode Saliman: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mateja Premović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vojislav Jokić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ryan Alebiosu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

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The dugout

When it matters, Đorđe Nikolić plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Lazar Mijović linked with a move away

The name of Lazar Mijović keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cukaricki say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

290 Edition

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16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 45. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The season ends: position 6 for Cukaricki

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 49 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Luca Nocerino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Cukaricki can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Match

Cukaricki cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Boardroom

Yohann Nguetsop has agreed to leave Cukaricki for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Yohann Nguetsop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

289 Edition

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9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Cukaricki turn down Jubilo Iwata for Brandon Cambridge

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić keeps Cukaricki in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Mustapha Sissoko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nikola Stanković signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikola Stanković and Cukaricki agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Door shut on Nemanja Trifunović

Cukaricki asked and Partizan said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

288 Edition

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2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Stefan Matic: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Leon Ivanović arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Leon Ivanović has, at Cukaricki, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Market

Srđan Mijailović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Cukaricki close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 6 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Jubilo Iwata join the queue for Brandon Cambridge

Add another name to the list: Jubilo Iwata have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Brandon Cambridge. The answer from Cukaricki has not changed — yet.

Squad

Nikola Stanković signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikola Stanković and Cukaricki agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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In brief

287 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk damages knee ligaments — 55 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 55 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Vojislav Jokić asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Cukaricki come up short against OFK Beograd

OFK Beograd left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Uroš Miladinović

8 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The dugout

Petar Pavlovic answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Aleksandar Radonjic's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Cukaricki needed to.

The dugout

Luca Nocerino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

286 Edition

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19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Alexandr Shestyuk out for 62 days

62 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Lazar Mijović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 39. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

A brace, and Uroš Miladinović takes the afternoon — 8.39

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Uroš Miladinović provided it, and the 8.39 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Luca Nocerino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

David Đokić keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu raises the bar for Cukaricki

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Cukaricki heard it as anything else.

Boardroom

Cukaricki to lose Dusan Simic for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Dusan Simic has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vojislav Jokić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

285 Edition

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12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Alexandr Shestyuk out for 69 days

69 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Đorđe Nikolić

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Cukaricki turn down Central Espanol for David Đokić

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Luken Suárez signs for Novi Pazar while still at Cukaricki

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Luken Suárez has agreed terms with Novi Pazar for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Player ratings

Aboubacar Cissé was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vojislav Jokić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Match

Vojvodina take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

284 Edition

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5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Alexandr Shestyuk out for 76 days

76 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Catania tell Cukaricki: Niko Ivanković is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

No place for Vojislav Jokić in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Vojislav Jokić has his answer from Cukaricki; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Match

Cukaricki find a way past Napredak

Napredak made Cukaricki work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Central Espanol watching David Đokić

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Cukaricki have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

283 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Mijović's — 8.94

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.94, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Cukaricki see off Javor-Matis

Three points for Cukaricki, 3‑1 the final word against Javor-Matis in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vojislav Jokić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Dusan Simic out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Dusan Simic, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sambou Sissoko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

Uroš Nikolić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

282 Edition

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22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Shestyuk

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Luca Nocerino asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Đorđe Nikolić

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vojislav Jokić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović in the eights

A performance of 8.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nikola Stanković is on it.

Match

Lazar Mijović rescues a point for Cukaricki

It needed Lazar Mijović to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Radnik Surdulica, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

281 Edition

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15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Shestyuk

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Cukaricki can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

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Srđan Mijailović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Đorđe Nikolić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Đorđe Nikolić is on it.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charlie Gray was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Petar Pavlovic on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

280 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Alexandr Shestyuk out for 105 days

105 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Marko Docić: 16 seasons and counting

527 appearances across 16 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Cukaricki know exactly what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Blendi Idrizi yet — 8.15

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.15 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The dugout

Mustapha Sissoko says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Blendi Idrizi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Blendi Idrizi commits to Cukaricki for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Match

Blendi Idrizi sends Cukaricki past Zeleznicar Pancevo

It finished 2‑1, and it was Blendi Idrizi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Cukaricki.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • Player ratings Sambou Sissoko was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout No hiding place for Kayode Saliman
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1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Shestyuk

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Vojislav Jokić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Marko Docić

16 seasons and 527 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Đorđe Nikolić

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cukaricki against Partizan

0‑2 to Partizan, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vojislav Jokić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

One of our own: Veljko Grujic joins the Cukaricki first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Veljko Grujic is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

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24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Srđan Mijailović says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Luca Nocerino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Crvena Zvezda take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Đorđe Nikolić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Petar Pavlovic to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Blendi Idrizi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cukaricki, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

277 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 27. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Vojislav Jokić raises the bar for Cukaricki

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Cukaricki heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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Branislav Krsticic out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Branislav Krsticic, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Marco Ilaimaharitra gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Nikola Stanković has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

276 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cukaricki get the job done against Mladost Lucani

A 2‑1 win over Mladost Lucani, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexandr Shestyuk

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brandon Cambridge

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Uroš Miladinović at his very best

Marked 8.23. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Squad

Aboubacar Cissé signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Aboubacar Cissé and Cukaricki agree another 3 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marko Docić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

275 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

7 saves: Đorđe Nikolić was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Cukaricki hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Uroš Miladinović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Uroš Miladinović, and the manager let it.

Match

TSC take the points off Cukaricki

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Halfway: Cukaricki sit in position 10

22 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Squad

Roger Manríque wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Cukaricki know it.

In brief

274 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 38. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Luca Nocerino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikola Stanković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Luca Nocerino's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Cukaricki are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lazar Mijović at his very best

Marked 8.05. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Match

Novi Pazar snatch it back from Cukaricki

A goal on 88 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Squad

Branislav Rajkovic signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Branislav Rajkovic commits to Cukaricki for another 4 years.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lazar Tufegdžić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lazar Tufegdžić, and the manager let it.

In brief

273 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Alexandr Shestyuk scores twice — 9.11

Two goals and a mark of 9.11 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Alexandr Shestyuk the difference as Cukaricki beat Spartak Subotica

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alexandr Shestyuk. 3‑2 against Spartak Subotica, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lazar Mijović

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

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The dugout

No hiding place for Đorđe Nikolić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Đorđe Nikolić, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Cukaricki keep their word to Alexandr Shestyuk

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

272 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

13 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Cukaricki may not be able to give Ryan Alebiosu what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Ryan Alebiosu wants continental football; whether Cukaricki can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexandr Shestyuk

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Cukaricki refuse to lose to OFK Beograd

A point taken on 86 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

The dugout

David Đokić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Cukaricki and OFK Beograd take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

271 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Sambou Sissoko takes the afternoon — 8.27

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sambou Sissoko provided it, and the 8.27 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikola Stanković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandr Shestyuk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Shestyuk, and the manager let it.

Match

Cukaricki see off Radnicki Nis

Three points for Cukaricki, 2‑0 the final word against Radnicki Nis in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nikola Stanković at his very best

Marked 8.01. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Squad

Marco Ilaimaharitra is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Marco Ilaimaharitra has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Squad

Nikola Stanković makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

270 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Uroš Miladinović takes the afternoon — 8.42

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Uroš Miladinović provided it, and the 8.42 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Vojislav Jokić wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Cukaricki hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Uroš Miladinović’s goal not enough for Cukaricki

Uroš Miladinović scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Vojvodina, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Alebiosu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Alebiosu, and the manager let it.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Marco Ilaimaharitra has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Cukaricki.

Squad

Harrison Parker signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Harrison Parker commits to Cukaricki for another 3 years.

The dugout

Cukaricki keep their word to Blendi Idrizi

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

269 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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The terraces

One of their own: Aleksandar Radonjic

He is 17 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Cukaricki get the job done against Napredak

A 2‑0 win over Napredak, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Uroš Miladinović at his very best

Marked 8.29. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lazar Mijović

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Petar Pavlovic, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Ryan Alebiosu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

268 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Lazar Mijović leads the rout of Javor-Matis

3‑0, and Lazar Mijović took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Cukaricki tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

The dugout

David Đokić says Cukaricki went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brandon Cambridge

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikola Stanković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lazar Mijović

Marked 8.96 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Uroš Miladinović

Marked 8.35 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sambou Sissoko at his very best

Marked 8.21. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

In brief

267 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Đorđe Nikolić

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Mateja Premović keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Gaëtan Laborde turns down Cukaricki

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Partizan keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Andrija Krsticic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Cukaricki come up short against Radnik Surdulica

Radnik Surdulica left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Uroš Miladinović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Uroš Miladinović, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

266 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 42. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Mateja Premović asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Cukaricki close the window on a squad of their own making

24 in and 20 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Ryan Alebiosu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ángel Peñaranda gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ángel Peñaranda has just signed for Cukaricki, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Branislav Rajkovic was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Lazar Mijović sends Cukaricki past IMT

It finished 1‑0, and it was Lazar Mijović’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Cukaricki.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lazar Mijović at his very best

Marked 8.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cukaricki.

Squad

Roger Manríque wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Cukaricki can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

265 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The small margins put Cukaricki out

Out, 0‑1 to IMT, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The dugout

Yusuf Maigoro keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Joseph Opoku will not be coming to Cukaricki

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Partizan is saying, and nobody at Cukaricki is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Marko Docić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

$320.0K settles it between the clubs for Gaëtan Laborde

Partizan have accepted the money. What Cukaricki do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Match

No end in sight to Cukaricki's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cukaricki has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Ahmed Adebayo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Radnicki 1923 have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

264 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: David Đokić out for 15 days

15 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Cukaricki taken apart

0‑3 to Partizan, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Marko Ćurić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki agree $3.0M for Joseph Opoku

The clubs have shaken hands with Partizan; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Vojvodina come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Cukaricki did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Cukaricki can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki bid $290.0K for Ahmed Adebayo

The offer went to Radnicki 1923 this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

263 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: David Đokić out for 22 days

22 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Đorđe Nikolić stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lazar Mijović takes the afternoon — 8.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lazar Mijović provided it, and the 8.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joseph Opoku

Cukaricki asked and Partizan said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Gaëtan Laborde turns down Cukaricki

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Partizan keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Maksim Kličković is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Vojislav Jokić wants more than Cukaricki are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

262 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for David Đokić

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Marko Ćurić is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cukaricki is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Marco Ilaimaharitra: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Uroš Miladinović

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Ryan Alebiosu raises the bar for Cukaricki

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Cukaricki heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Marko Ćurić has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Aleksandar Djuricic out for 25 days

The medical room confirms 25 days on the sidelines for Aleksandar Djuricic, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Partizan tell Cukaricki: Gaëtan Laborde is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

261 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: David Đokić out for 36 days

36 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cukaricki lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Uroš Miladinović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Cukaricki

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Savo Rašković puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cukaricki, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Maksim Kličković keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cukaricki may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Arthur Ryan at Cukaricki

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Arthur Ryan is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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260 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for David Đokić

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cukaricki lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Marko Ćurić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Maksim Kličković has said yes to TSC

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Cukaricki have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

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Squad

The step up is real for Stefan Matic

At 17 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Boardroom

A new deal for Petar Pavlovic

The board have signed the man in the dugout to a longer contract, which says more than any statement of support. Stability is easy to promise and costly to keep.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Uroš Miladinović has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Robert Mizo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. OFK Beograd have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

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259 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Cukaricki turn down 12 de Octubre for Uroš Miladinović

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Marco Ilaimaharitra hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Gaëtan Laborde rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Partizan, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Djordje Gacinovic signs for Radnicki Nis while still at Cukaricki

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Djordje Gacinovic has agreed terms with Radnicki Nis for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Ryan Alebiosu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cukaricki training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Shestyuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Niko Ivanković

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Catania have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Late improvement for Mustapha Sissoko

At 24 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

The dugout

Marko Ćurić has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cukaricki will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

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258 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Alexandr Shestyuk: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cukaricki have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marko Ćurić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marko Ćurić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cukaricki the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Sasso asks to leave Cukaricki

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lazar Mijović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cukaricki this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki baulk at the price for Gaëtan Laborde

Partizan wanted more than $310.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Nikola Stanković falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Francesco Cereser

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ahrobiznes have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Maksim Kličković has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marco Ilaimaharitra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

257 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jack Whittaker hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki bid $310.0K for Gaëtan Laborde

The offer went to Partizan this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Cukaricki

Lazar Mijović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki rebuffed over Ahmed Adebayo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Radnicki 1923 have kept their man, and Cukaricki go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Alexandr Shestyuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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Alexandr Shestyuk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Lazar Tufegdžić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lazar Tufegdžić is on it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Cukaricki

Something was said to Roger Manríque and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

256 Edition

The Cukaricki Post

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marko Ćurić has said yes to Napredak

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Cukaricki have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Roger Manríque hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cukaricki can pretend not to have heard.

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Transfer targets

No thanks: Matthias Krüger rejects the move

Cukaricki had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Borussia Dortmund, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Cukaricki

Đorđe Nikolić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Cukaricki

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Shestyuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Barcelona tell Cukaricki: Tomás Ferrer is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Home is on Roger Manríque's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Cukaricki are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

Cukaricki ask about Émile Martinez

A loan enquiry to Paris Saint-Germain: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

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