17 Sep 2029
Monday
Process
163 Edition

The DC United Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Corey Baird: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pablo Ruiz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Corey Baird out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Corey Baird, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

DC United find a way past Chicago Fire

Chicago Fire made DC United work for it, but the scoreboard read 1-0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Carlos Garcés is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.21 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

The DC United production line keeps running

16 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

Back issues
162 Edition

The DC United Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Josh Musah has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Gabe Segal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between DC United and Nashville SC

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Nashville SC will be the happier side with the point.

Boardroom

DC United pull $5.6M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The CJ dos Santos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Boardroom

DC United sign a deal worth $1.3M a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

In brief

161 Edition

The DC United Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.60 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Juan Camilo Roa out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Juan Camilo Roa, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

160 Edition

The DC United Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Juan Camilo Roa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Juan Camilo Roa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

13 goals and a season average of 7.57. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Hakim Karamoko comes home

The shirt still fits. Hakim Karamoko is back at DC United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sean Johnson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

159 Edition

The DC United Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

DC United find a way past Atlanta United FC

Atlanta United FC made DC United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kye Rowles

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

João Peglow is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.26 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Erik Godoy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Brandon Servania has taken the shirt

At 30 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at DC United are won quietly and lost loudly.

Market

Window shut, Axel Abet still here

DC United spent the window trying to move Axel Abet on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

158 Edition

The DC United Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United taken apart

0-3 to Charlotte Football Club, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Pablo Ruiz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Brandon Servania signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Brandon Servania commits to DC United for another 3 years.

Boardroom

Inquest at DC United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Erik Godoy left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Erik Godoy will call it something else in private.

Market

Experience through the door at DC United

Emmanuel Boateng arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Boardroom

DC United pull $5.6M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The CJ dos Santos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

157 Edition

The DC United Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Claudio Núñez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the DC United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.54 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Juan Camilo Roa out for 72 days

The medical room confirms 72 days on the sidelines for Juan Camilo Roa, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Still nobody has beaten DC United

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

DC United get the job done against New England Revolution

A 3-1 win over New England Revolution, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

Atlanta United FC are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. DC United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

156 Edition

The DC United Herald

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.50 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Franco Calderón

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

DC United and CF Montreal take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

155 Edition

The DC United Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

DC United sell Jonathan Jesus for $7.6M

Jonathan Jesus has left for Orlando City in a $7.6M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

CF Montreal come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

DC United see off FC Cincinnati

Three points for DC United, 1-0 the final word against FC Cincinnati in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

Axel Abet told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Axel Abet has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at DC United.

Squad

Niko Markovic gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Experience through the door at DC United

Erik Godoy arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Squad

Somebody is after Carlos Garcés’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Carlos Garcés suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. DC United have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Squad

Corey Baird knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Franco Calderón unhappy with how he is being used

Asked to play a role that is not his, or taken off before the hour once too often — Franco Calderón has let it be known that he does not like the way DC United are using him. Managers hear this long before the press does.

In brief

  • Boardroom The DC United production line keeps running
  • The terraces The stand has a song for João Peglow
154 Edition

The DC United Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Garcés hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Toronto FC come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

6 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Niko Markovic: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

LA Galaxy watching Onni Valakari

The interest is real enough to have reached print. DC United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of CJ dos Santos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Grant Leveille stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Grant Leveille and DC United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Costly mistake from CJ dos Santos

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. CJ dos Santos knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Honours even between DC United and New York Red Bulls

2-2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

153 Edition

The DC United Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the DC United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

5 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

9 goals and a season average of 7.46. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

The month belongs to Gabriel Pirani

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. DC United have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

Match

DC United and Orlando City take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

152 Edition

The DC United Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

4 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

7 goals and a season average of 7.41. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Axel Abet

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

151 Edition

The DC United Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kye Rowles: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

CJ dos Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” CJ dos Santos and DC United agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

150 Edition

The DC United Herald

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sean Johnson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The CJ dos Santos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Matti Peltola called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at DC United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

149 Edition

The DC United Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Onni Valakari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

DC United lose Justin Reyna

42 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Honours even between DC United and Columbus Crew

2-2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Corey Baird
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Jared Stroud
148 Edition

The DC United Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hakim Karamoko says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Brandon Servania gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

DC United draw a blank against Chicago Fire

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Chicago Fire defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

147 Edition

The DC United Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

DC United find a way past Nashville SC

Nashville SC made DC United work for it, but the scoreboard read 4-3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Camilo Roa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

4 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

146 Edition

The DC United Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

DC United get the job done against Toronto FC

A 2-1 win over Toronto FC, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

CJ dos Santos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Costly mistake from CJ dos Santos

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. CJ dos Santos knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Juan Camilo Roa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

CJ dos Santos linked with a move away

The name of CJ dos Santos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Hakim Karamoko placed on the list

DC United have made Hakim Karamoko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

145 Edition

The DC United Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Keisuke Kurokawa and DC United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against Philadelphia Union

2-3 to Philadelphia Union, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Niko Markovic wants to come home

“I did not go to Sporting Kansas City to sit and watch. I want to come back to DC United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Gabriel Pirani. DC United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about CJ dos Santos

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

144 Edition

The DC United Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

DC United and Atlanta United FC take a point apiece

It finished 3-3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

143 Edition

The DC United Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Juan Camilo Roa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

DC United see off Charlotte Football Club

Three points for DC United, 1-0 the final word against Charlotte Football Club in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Axel Abet

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sean Johnson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

DC United keep producing them

16 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

142 Edition

The DC United Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against New England Revolution

1-3 to New England Revolution, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

CJ dos Santos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jacob Murrell is off the mark for DC United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

Jacob Murrell asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

CJ dos Santos linked with a move away

The name of CJ dos Santos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Hakim Karamoko placed on the list

DC United have made Hakim Karamoko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

141 Edition

The DC United Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for DC United

1-2 against Austin FC, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gabriel Pirani commits to DC United for another 4 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jared Stroud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

DC United get the job done against CF Montreal

A 1-0 win over CF Montreal, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

140 Edition

The DC United Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gabriel Pirani and DC United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against FC Cincinnati

0-1 to FC Cincinnati, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

139 Edition

The DC United Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Silvan Hefti hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ali Şaşal Vural gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

DC United share the spoils with New York Red Bulls

A 1-1 draw with New York Red Bulls leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

CJ dos Santos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is off the mark for DC United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

138 Edition

The DC United Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlos Garcés asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

DC United draw a blank against Orlando City

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Orlando City defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

Juan Camilo Roa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

CJ dos Santos linked with a move away

The name of CJ dos Santos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Hakim Karamoko placed on the list

DC United have made Hakim Karamoko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

137 Edition

The DC United Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sean Johnson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

DC United sell Caden Clark for $5.1M

Caden Clark has left for LA Galaxy in a $5.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sean Johnson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

DC United share the spoils with New York City

A 2-2 draw with New York City leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Franco Calderón finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. DC United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Brandon Servania

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

DC United bring in Franco Calderón on loan

A season-long audition: Sarmiento still own him, but the shirt and the minutes are DC United's to give. A loan is a bet both clubs believe they are winning.

In brief

136 Edition

The DC United Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

San Jose Earthquakes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Ali Şaşal Vural comes home

The shirt still fits. Ali Şaşal Vural is back at DC United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Ricardo Moore comes home

The shirt still fits. Ricardo Moore is back at DC United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Andrew Aaronson is a DC United player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Matti Peltola signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matti Peltola commits to DC United for another 4 years.

In brief

135 Edition

The DC United Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jonathan Jesus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

DC United sell Bryan Ramírez for $4.8M

Bryan Ramírez has left for San Diego Football Club in a $4.8M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Benji Kikanović moves on

Columbus Crew pay $1.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Silvan Hefti is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at DC United has been clear about where Silvan Hefti stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Sean Johnson has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Sean Johnson keeps the shirt for now, at DC United's convenience rather than his own.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani loses a friend at DC United

The move was somebody else's story. What it left behind was a dressing-room stall nobody has taken and a player who keeps looking at it.

In brief

134 Edition

The DC United Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Carlos Garcés asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Sean Johnson told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Sean Johnson has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at DC United.

Market

Columbus Crew expected to open talks for Benji Kikanović

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. DC United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

133 Edition

The DC United Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Axel Abet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

CJ dos Santos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

132 Edition

The DC United Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the DC United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

DC United put Josh Musah on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jonathan Jesus wants more than DC United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

CJ dos Santos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

131 Edition

The DC United Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Caden Clark asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Caden Clark asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

DC United put Axel Abet up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Axel Abet may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

130 Edition

The DC United Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

DC United give the job to Josh Musah

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

Benji Kikanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Axel Abet asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

129 Edition

The DC United Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

João Peglow hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Axel Abet knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

128 Edition

The DC United Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the DC United dugout

38 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

In brief

127 Edition

The DC United Herald

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Caden Clark asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Hakim Karamoko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani loses a friend at DC United

The move was somebody else's story. What it left behind was a dressing-room stall nobody has taken and a player who keeps looking at it.

Market

D.J. Taylor leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. D.J. Taylor leaves DC United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Mathías Laborda leaves DC United for nothing

No fee, no negotiation, no argument: Mathías Laborda moves on to LA Galaxy with his contract settled and the wage bill a little lighter.

Boardroom

DC United keep producing them

10 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

126 Edition

The DC United Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

D.J. Taylor is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

125 Edition

The DC United Herald

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathías Laborda is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

D.J. Taylor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Loan watch

Brandon Brooks has seen enough of San Jose Earthquakes

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 3 appearances in 22 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

124 Edition

The DC United Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the DC United dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

In brief

123 Edition

The DC United Herald

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

DC United part company with Connor Acosta

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Market

Caden Clark asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Josh Musah steps up at DC United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Silvan Hefti knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

DC United pull $11.6M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Bryan Ramírez placed on the list

DC United have made Bryan Ramírez available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

122 Edition

The DC United Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

D.J. Taylor is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 48 days

The medical room confirms 48 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Dylan Dempsey out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Dylan Dempsey, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Mathías Laborda knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

121 Edition

The DC United Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mathías Laborda is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

D.J. Taylor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Loan watch

Brandon Brooks has seen enough of San Jose Earthquakes

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 3 appearances in 18 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Mathías Laborda asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no signature from Mathías Laborda

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what DC United could get for him.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

120 Edition

The DC United Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Corey Baird hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

International call for Matti Peltola

Matti Peltola joins up with his country. DC United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

119 Edition

The DC United Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bryan Ramírez asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jonathan Jesus wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at DC United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

CJ dos Santos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

DC United pull $11.6M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Still no signature from D.J. Taylor

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what DC United could get for him.

Boardroom

DC United keep producing them

10 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

118 Edition

The DC United Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Caden Clark hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

D.J. Taylor is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

117 Edition

The DC United Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mathías Laborda asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mathías Laborda is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

DC United lose Pedro Henrique

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Loan watch

Brandon Brooks has seen enough of San Jose Earthquakes

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 3 appearances in 14 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Sean Johnson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Mathías Laborda runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs DC United money.

In brief

116 Edition

The DC United Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Axel Abet asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Silvan Hefti asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

DC United bring in an old head

Forrest Lasso is 35 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Squad

Kye Rowles has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Kye Rowles keeps the shirt for now, at DC United's convenience rather than his own.

Market

DC United put Gabe Segal up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Gabe Segal may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

115 Edition

The DC United Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sean Johnson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Axel Abet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Grant Leveille stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Grant Leveille and DC United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Mathías Laborda asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Matti Peltola called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at DC United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Market

Mathías Laborda placed on the list

DC United have made Mathías Laborda available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

114 Edition

The DC United Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Connor Acosta has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Caden Clark hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

DC United lose Sean Johnson

109 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

D.J. Taylor is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Mathías Laborda knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

113 Edition

The DC United Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathías Laborda asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mathías Laborda is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at DC United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

DC United lose Sean Yedlin

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Loan watch

Brandon Brooks wants to come home

“I did not go to San Jose Earthquakes to sit and watch. I want to come back to DC United and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 10 matches say the rest.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Mathías Laborda

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what DC United could get for him.

In brief

112 Edition

The DC United Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Connor Acosta confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Justin Ellis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

DC United lose Kye Rowles

34 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

111 Edition

The DC United Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sean Johnson asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

DC United still without a manager

41 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

10 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mathías Laborda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

DC United get the job done against Chicago Fire

A 2-0 win over Chicago Fire, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Carlos Garcés asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

D.J. Taylor runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs DC United money.

Squad

The manager comes out for Pedro Henrique

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Pedro Henrique has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

Boardroom

The DC United production line keeps running

10 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

110 Edition

The DC United Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

D.J. Taylor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

D.J. Taylor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around DC United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Carlos Garcés stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Carlos Garcés and DC United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

DC United come up short against Nashville SC

Nashville SC left with the points after a 2-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pedro Henrique

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.32 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Sean Johnson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Silvan Hefti

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

109 Edition

The DC United Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Mathías Laborda has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around DC United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Caden Clark hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Loan watch

Brandon Brooks has seen enough of San Jose Earthquakes

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 0 appearances in 6 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Honours even between DC United and Toronto FC

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Silvan Hefti asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

108 Edition

The DC United Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bryan Ramírez asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

DC United lose Kye Rowles

67 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against Philadelphia Union

1-2 to Philadelphia Union, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Silvan Hefti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

107 Edition

The DC United Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sean Johnson asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

DC United lose Carlos Garcés

21 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

DC United still without a manager

13 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mathías Laborda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is carrying DC United

7 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

106 Edition

The DC United Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Connor Ferreira is out at DC United

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Match

DC United bow out of the cup

Houston Dynamo go through and DC United go home, 2-4 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Mathías Laborda asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 8 of the 29 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Boardroom

Alex Reyna takes charge at DC United

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

D.J. Taylor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around DC United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Jonathan Jesus wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at DC United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pedro Henrique

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

105 Edition

The DC United Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Onni Valakari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Mathías Laborda has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around DC United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

CJ dos Santos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sean Johnson left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Sean Johnson will call it something else in private.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

DC United and New England Revolution take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Bryan Ramírez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

104 Edition

The DC United Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bryan Ramírez asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Portland Timbers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Kye Rowles is a DC United player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Kye Rowles out for 102 days

The medical room confirms 102 days on the sidelines for Kye Rowles, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

CJ dos Santos lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Corey Baird gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

DC United and CF Montreal take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Bryan Ramírez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

103 Edition

The DC United Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

D.J. Taylor asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

DC United lose Carlos Garcés

53 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

DC United sell Hosei Kijima for $1.9M

Hosei Kijima has left for FC Cincinnati in a $1.9M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Portland Timbers watching Caden Clark

The interest is real enough to have reached print. DC United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Sean Johnson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against FC Cincinnati

0-1 to FC Cincinnati, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

102 Edition

The DC United Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Hosei Kijima asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

DC United turn down LA Galaxy for Hosei Kijima

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

DC United see off New York Red Bulls

Three points for DC United, 1-0 the final word against New York Red Bulls in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Silvan Hefti knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Onni Valakari placed on the list

DC United have made Onni Valakari available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Sean Johnson has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Sean Johnson keeps the shirt for now, at DC United's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

101 Edition

The DC United Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

DC United put Connor Ferreira on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

DC United see off Orlando City

Three points for DC United, 2-1 the final word against Orlando City in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bryan Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Pedro Henrique asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Bryan Ramírez

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

100 Edition

The DC United Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

DC United sink to position 15

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Caden Clark asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

99 Edition

The DC United Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Onni Valakari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Brandon Servania says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Inter Miami CF take the points off DC United

Beaten 1-3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Costly mistake from CJ dos Santos

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. CJ dos Santos knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Grant Leveille has seen enough of Pachuca

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 2 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

98 Edition

The DC United Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hosei Kijima asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 25 days

The medical room confirms 25 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matti Peltola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

CJ dos Santos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Matti Peltola called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at DC United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Market

Bryan Ramírez placed on the list

DC United have made Bryan Ramírez available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

97 Edition

The DC United Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United march on in the cup

Atlanta United FC are out and DC United go through, 1-0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against Columbus Crew

1-2 to Columbus Crew, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Silvan Hefti gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The armband comes off Caden Clark

DC United will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Boardroom

$11.6M taken back off the DC United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

96 Edition

The DC United Herald

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from CJ dos Santos

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Caden Clark asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

D.J. Taylor: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Bryan Ramírez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

DC United get the job done against Chicago Fire

A 1-0 win over Chicago Fire, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

95 Edition

The DC United Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onni Valakari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Lautaro Cueli says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Keisuke Kurokawa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Grant Leveille has seen enough of Pachuca

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 2 appearances in 17 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

DC United and Nashville SC take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

94 Edition

The DC United Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Hosei Kijima asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Toronto FC take the points off DC United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Mathías Laborda gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Pedro Henrique knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Mathías Laborda

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

93 Edition

The DC United Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pedro Henrique says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 30 days

The medical room confirms 30 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Sean Johnson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sean Johnson commits to DC United for another 2 years.

Match

A bad afternoon for DC United against Philadelphia Union

1-2 to Philadelphia Union, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

92 Edition

The DC United Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United are in real trouble now

Position 15, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

A hiding for DC United

Beaten 0-3 by Atlanta United FC, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Mathías Laborda asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jacob Murrell: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

4 matches without a win for DC United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around DC United are no longer polite ones.

In brief

91 Edition

The DC United Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onni Valakari hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jackson Hopkins

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Grant Leveille has seen enough of Pachuca

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 2 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

DC United and Charlotte Football Club take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Pedro Henrique is off the mark for DC United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

Hosei Kijima knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

90 Edition

The DC United Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Hosei Kijima asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Onni Valakari stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Onni Valakari and DC United agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

New England Revolution take the points off DC United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Silvan Hefti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Onni Valakari is off the mark for DC United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

Caden Clark asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

89 Edition

The DC United Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

DC United march on in the cup

Vancouver Whitecaps are out and DC United go through, 1-0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Bryan Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 60 days

The medical room confirms 60 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mathías Laborda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

DC United share the spoils with CF Montreal

A 2-2 draw with CF Montreal leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. DC United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

88 Edition

The DC United Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Bryan Ramírez wants more than DC United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

FC Cincinnati take the points off DC United

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matti Peltola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Carlos Garcés knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

87 Edition

The DC United Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

FC Dallas come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Hakim Karamoko says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

DC United come up short against New York Red Bulls

New York Red Bulls left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Loan watch

Grant Leveille has seen enough of Pachuca

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at DC United, and 2 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

86 Edition

The DC United Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

DC United taken apart

0-3 to Orlando City, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

DC United turn down San Diego Football Club for Jackson Hopkins

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

FC Dallas watching Caden Clark

The interest is real enough to have reached print. DC United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Keisuke Kurokawa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at DC United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Onni Valakari asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Matti Peltola called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at DC United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Squad

Sean Johnson has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Sean Johnson keeps the shirt for now, at DC United's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

85 Edition

The DC United Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jonathan Jesus says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

D.J. Taylor asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

DC United lose Sean Johnson

95 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Jackson Hopkins attracts admirers

The name of Jackson Hopkins has come up in conversations DC United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

No end in sight to DC United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at DC United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Jordan Farr moves on

Houston Dynamo pay $310.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Match

New York City take the points off DC United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

DC United lose Pedro Henrique

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Esteban Crucci

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

84 Edition

The DC United Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for DC United

Beaten 0-3 by Inter Miami CF, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Gabe Segal says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Hosei Kijima asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

CJ dos Santos keeps DC United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Seattle Sounders come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and DC United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Jared Stroud signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jared Stroud commits to DC United for another 3 years.

Market

Michael Wright is a DC United player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Mark Aaronson comes home

The shirt still fits. Mark Aaronson is back at DC United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Silvan Hefti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

83 Edition

The DC United Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

DC United turn down Atlanta United FC for Caden Clark

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Jordan Farr: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” DC United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Seattle Sounders watching D.J. Taylor

The interest is real enough to have reached print. DC United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

San Diego Football Club are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. DC United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Matti Peltola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

82 Edition

The DC United Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

DC United turn down Orlando City for Gabriel Pirani

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Jack Elliott asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Real Salt Lake watching Hakim Karamoko

The interest is real enough to have reached print. DC United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

DC United lose Dylan Dempsey

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

D.J. Taylor is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at DC United has been clear about where D.J. Taylor stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brandon Servania

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

81 Edition

The DC United Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 128 days

The medical room confirms 128 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Jack Elliott knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

80 Edition

The DC United Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Connor Ferreira has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

The manager makes an example of CJ dos Santos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jack Elliott asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

79 Edition

The DC United Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathías Laborda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what DC United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Onni Valakari knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jordan Farr

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

78 Edition

The DC United Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hosei Kijima gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Onni Valakari asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Gabriel Pirani linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Pirani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. DC United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

77 Edition

The DC United Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the DC United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Sean Johnson out for 162 days

The medical room confirms 162 days on the sidelines for Sean Johnson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lucas Bartlett

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

76 Edition

The DC United Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

DC United lose Jackson Hopkins

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Jack Elliott gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Caden Clark asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

75 Edition

The DC United Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Connor Ferreira has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Mathías Laborda asks to leave DC United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Bryan Ramírez wants more than DC United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Benji Kikanović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Benji Kikanović and DC United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

DC United pull $6.5M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Caden Clark asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

74 Edition

The DC United Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jordan Farr out for 37 days

The medical room confirms 37 days on the sidelines for Jordan Farr, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

D.J. Taylor gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

73 Edition

The DC United Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the DC United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Jack Elliott asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager comes out for Bryan Ramírez

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Bryan Ramírez has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

72 Edition

The DC United Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Onni Valakari knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Gabriel Pirani keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Gabriel Pirani plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

71 Edition

The DC United Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Connor Ferreira has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Onni Valakari asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

DC United pull $6.5M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

70 Edition

The DC United Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

At 21, Fabricio Pérez is already the best thing here

An average of 7.03 in a first team he is several years too young for. DC United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lucas Bartlett

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

69 Edition

The DC United Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Conner Antley says DC United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

João Peglow knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

68 Edition

The DC United Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

International call for Matti Peltola

Matti Peltola joins up with his country. DC United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

Squad

Mathías Laborda called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at DC United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Squad

Benji Kikanović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

67 Edition

The DC United Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Connor Ferreira has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at DC United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brandon Servania

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jack Elliott asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

66 Edition

The DC United Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

At 21, Fabricio Pérez is already the best thing here

An average of 7.03 in a first team he is several years too young for. DC United have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Matti Peltola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Gabriel Pirani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. DC United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

65 Edition

The DC United Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at DC United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Onni Valakari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jared Stroud keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Jared Stroud plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

64 Edition

The DC United Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Caden Clark stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Caden Clark and DC United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Onni Valakari knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at DC United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jordan Farr

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief