11 Oct 2026
Sunday
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10 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ayman Sellouf damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Michalis Sofroniou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Ford Parker in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Daniel Krch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Aris

0‑1 to Aris, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

95% of the income goes out in wages at Ermis

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

Still no ink between Ermis and Konstantinos Kastanas

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ermis, another week without a signature from Konstantinos Kastanas.

Player ratings

Markos Nino could have had three

4 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

Back issues
9 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ayman Sellouf

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Alejandro Alcalá decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Ermis bow out of the cup

AEL go through and Ermis go home, 1‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Ermis tear Nea Salamis apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Nea Salamis, and it could have been more.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Labros Ioannou

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Labros Ioannou has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Mateusz Musiałowski was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.68. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

William Kaastrup gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Axel Guessand

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

In brief

8 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ayman Sellouf

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 28 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Labros Ioannou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Daniel Krch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Giannis Saregos’s goal not enough for Ermis

Giannis Saregos scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Paralimni, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Axel Guessand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

7 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ayman Sellouf

128 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Krch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Labros Ioannou the difference as Ermis beat AE Kition

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Labros Ioannou. 2‑1 against AE Kition, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mateusz Musiałowski

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nikola Stanković

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Mateusz Musiałowski in the eights

A performance of 8.51 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.22. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

An afternoon Ergys Kace will want back

Marked 4.90. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

6 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ayman Sellouf damages knee ligaments — 136 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 136 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alejandro Alcalá keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Labros Ioannou at 21 — 7.62

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Labros Ioannou did not need any: 7.62, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Ayman Sellouf in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Michalis Sofroniou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Michalis Sofroniou is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ayman Sellouf

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Ermis share the spoils with Pafos

A 1‑1 draw with Pafos leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The clock runs on Konstantinos Kastanas's contract

11 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Market

Ermis bring in an old head

Deyair Reyes is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

5 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Labros Ioannou at 21 — 7.65

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Labros Ioannou did not need any: 7.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ayman Sellouf was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Ermis

4 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Krch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Labros Ioannou

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Kostakis Economides steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Kostakis Economides has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Pieros Ioannou joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Pieros Ioannou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Giorgos Papoulis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Giorgos Papoulis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Fotis Economides steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Fotis Economides has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

4 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Doxa come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ermis did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Alejandro Alcalá was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ayman Sellouf falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

3 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ford Parker was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

$200.0K for Konstantinos Kastanas, and Ermis supporters approve

Boards get told what they have done wrong for years and hear nothing on the days they get it right. This is one of those days: Konstantinos Kastanas from Nea Salamis for $200.0K, and a ticket office having a very good morning.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayman Sellouf is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ermis bring in an old head

Konstantinos Kastanas is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

Giorgos Panagi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Giorgos Panagi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ermis.

Squad

A season on the outside for Ayman Sellouf

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ermis has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

2 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Krch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Michalis Sofroniou

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The clock runs on Labros Ioannou's contract

48 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Squad

5 new faces, and Ermis are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Ermis bring in an old head

Daniel Krch is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

  • Market Ermis bring in an old head
  • Squad A season on the outside for Daniel Krch
1 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leontios Kalaitzis commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Giorgos Thoma

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief