23 Nov 2029
Friday
Process
173 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

31 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 31, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 0‑4 by Apollon, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Aydın Bağ stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 10 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A fracture rules Antonis Kyriakou out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 14, 3 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

Back issues
172 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

30 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 3 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑4 to Ethnikos Achnas, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Antonis Kyriakou out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ermis

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Jules Barido wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

171 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

29 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 29, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑6 beating by Omonoia was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Antonis Kyriakou out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Ermis and Omonoia in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Panagiotis Panagiotou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

170 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

28 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 28, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Aydın Bağ stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Ermis leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis come up short against Doxa

Doxa left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Panagiotis Panagiotou

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

169 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

27 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 27, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michalis Papoulis

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Agia Napa take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Panagiotis Panagiotou dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

168 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

26 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Aydın Bağ keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Michalis Papoulis damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Ermis sink to position 12

3 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Jules Barido: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against AEL

0‑2 to AEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

167 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

25 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michalis Papoulis

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Panagiotis Kattirtzis's — 8.21

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.21, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Ermis come up short against APOEL

APOEL left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 goals as Ermis and APOEL go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Ermis and APOEL, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

166 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

24 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

The cup run ends for Ermis

0‑2 against AEL, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑3 to Aris, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Aydın Bağ stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Roy Gafni is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Panagiotis Panagiotou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout The form table has caught Giannis Saregos
165 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis caught on 93 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Nea Salamis scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Ermis share the spoils with Nea Salamis

A 2‑2 draw with Nea Salamis leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Panagiotis Panagiotou dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 2‑2 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Squad

Young player of the week: Kostakis Loizou

At 17 he was the best of everybody his age in the division for one weekend. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

In brief

164 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

21 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Giannis Saregos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Giannis Saregos and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

100 appearances for Labros Ioannou

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Market

Ermis buy the years ahead of Jules Barido

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Panagiotis Panagiotou

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

163 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

20 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 20, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

10 saves: Aydın Bağ was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑4 beating by AE Kition was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Adebayo Adeleye stays at Aris as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Ermis will try again when the window opens; Aris may not be selling by then.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Alexandros Spontas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ermis

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

162 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

Adebayo Adeleye due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Aris, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

10 in and 8 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Praxitelis Vouros

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Pafos take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

161 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Lazăr

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Ermis

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Giorgos Artymatas steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Giorgos Artymatas has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Petros Laban steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Petros Laban has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Ermis promote Marios Loizou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Marios Loizou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Ermis promote Panagiotis Laban from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Panagiotis Laban has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

160 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

The knee: Aydın Bağ out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ermis turn down Doxa for Roman Lazăr

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Kauã Gabriel knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kauã Gabriel trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Roman Lazăr
  • Boardroom Ermis keep producing them
159 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Aydın Bağ damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

$640.0K settles it between the clubs for Mamadou Sané

Aris have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Nicolás Casa

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

The Roman Lazăr conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Doxa will make the call about Roman Lazăr this week. Ermis have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros has improved at 36, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Ermis promote Ioannis Antoniou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ioannis Antoniou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

158 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Ermis interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

The knee: Aydın Bağ out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Adebayo Adeleye

Ermis and Aris have settled on $670.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Panagiotis Kattirtzis and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

157 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aydın Bağ

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Roman Lazăr is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Doxa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

The step up is real for Marios Christofi

At 16 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Quintijn Steelant

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Late improvement for Giannis Saregos

At 27 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

In brief

156 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 14, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Praxitelis Vouros

Ermis and Apollon have settled on $310.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Transfer targets

Adebayo Adeleye is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Kauã Gabriel is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Giorgos Thoma

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes Giannis Saregos a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

  • The dugout Roy Gafni knocks on the manager's door
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Roman Lazăr
  • Boardroom The Ermis production line keeps running
155 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Doxa for Roman Lazăr was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Mamadou Sané is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Ivan Vidović at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ivan Vidović is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: Nicolás Casa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A late step up for Niko Datković

At 36 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

The dugout

No hiding place for Labros Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Labros Ioannou, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Kouros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

154 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $670.0K for Adebayo Adeleye

The clubs have shaken hands with Aris; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Praxitelis Vouros

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Apollon, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Shean Garlito signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Shean Garlito and Ermis agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Roy Gafni

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A late step up for Leontios Kalaitzis

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Market

The Roman Lazăr conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Doxa will make the call about Roman Lazăr this week. Ermis have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Ermis

Day 8 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

The dugout

A fresh start for Panagiotis Kattirtzis under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Panagiotis Kattirtzis has taken the hint, and Ermis are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

In brief

153 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ermis part company with Kyriakos Elia

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Ermis have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $940.0K for Mamadou Sané

The clubs have shaken hands with Aris; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Ermis for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Real improvement from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Quintijn Steelant is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Apollon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Shean Garlito signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Shean Garlito commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A late step up for Roman Lazăr

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

152 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The step up is real for Kauã Gabriel

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Kouros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Roman Lazăr asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

151 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Terms done: Roman Lazăr is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Doxa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ermis count the cost of losing Pieros Laifis

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Roman Lazăr knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

150 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ermis turn down Doxa for Roman Lazăr

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Adebayo Adeleye is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Labros Ioannou goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Ermis would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

In brief

149 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Ermis put Kyriakos Elia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Labros Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Labros Ioannou, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Kouros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ermis count the cost of losing Kostakis Loizou

29 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Home is on Juan Dussaubat's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Kauã Gabriel exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Kauã Gabriel is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

  • Boardroom Ermis can sign again
  • Boardroom The Ermis dressing room answers
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Shean Garlito
148 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

147 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fernando León signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Fernando León and Ermis agree another 3 years.

Squad

Roy Gafni wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Juan Dussaubat

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Giannis Saregos

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

146 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Kauã Gabriel stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kauã Gabriel and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Kouros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

145 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Roman Lazăr asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Ermis have started building around Kauã Gabriel

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

Boardroom

Ermis pull $427.2K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

144 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ermis sink to position 14

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Giannis Saregos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Roman Lazăr knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Roman Lazăr talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

143 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Roman Lazăr hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Kouros was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

142 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Pieros Artymatas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

141 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

No place for Michalis Koukou in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Michalis Koukou has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

140 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Kyriakos Elia confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Alexandros Spontas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Kouros was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Giannis Saregos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Giannis Saregos has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Home is on Juan Dussaubat's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

Market

The Roman Lazăr talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

139 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Roman Lazăr hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Country calls for Giannis Efstathiou

He goes off to be somebody else’s player for a fortnight. Ermis lose him for the window and would like him returned in the condition he left.

In brief

138 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Roy Gafni wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

In brief

137 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Ermis still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Kouros was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

136 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ermis run out of patience with Giorgos Elia

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Giorgos Elia clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Boardroom

Charalambos Kyriakou steps up at Ermis for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Labros Ioannou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Labros Ioannou and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

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The dugout

A fresh start for Panagiotis Kattirtzis under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Panagiotis Kattirtzis has taken the hint, and Ermis are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Market

Roman Lazăr hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Labros Ioannou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Aydın Bağ placed on the list

Ermis have made Aydın Bağ available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Petros Alexandrou knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Petros Alexandrou trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

134 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑7 beating by Apollon was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Roman Lazăr stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The season ends: position 14 for Ermis

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 9 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Ermis and Apollon in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

133 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑3 beating by Ethnikos Achnas was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Giannis Efstathiou out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Vlad Dragomir deal

Ermis ran out of time with Pafos. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

In brief

132 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

Ermis sink to position 14

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Giorgos Elia

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Giorgos Elia has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

33 days out for Giannis Efstathiou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

So close: Roman Lazăr’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Agia Napa moved on, Roman Lazăr reports back to Ermis, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

0 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.3M for Pedro Ataíde

Ermis have gone to Agia Napa with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $700.0K for Vlad Dragomir

The offer went to Pafos this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

In brief

131 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 0‑3 by Doxa, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

40 days out for Giannis Efstathiou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ermis turn down Agia Napa for Roman Lazăr

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ermis walk away from Pedro Ataíde

$1.3M was the most the club would pay and Agia Napa were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

In brief

130 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Giannis Efstathiou out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Andreas Paraskeva

Ermis and Apollon have settled on $190.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $1.3M for Pedro Ataíde

The offer went to Agia Napa this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

The dugout

Kostakis Loizou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Andreas Paraskeva

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Panagiotis Kattirtzis’s goal not enough for Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Agia Napa, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

129 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Roman Lazăr stands alone

14 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑6 beating by AEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Vlad Dragomir

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Pafos, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Panagiotis Kattirtzis among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Panagiotis Kattirtzis on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ermis and AEL.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Quintijn Steelant

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

128 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Petros Makris has said yes to Agia Napa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ermis have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Ermis sink to position 13

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Giorgos Elia

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Giorgos Elia has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

A fracture rules Giannis Efstathiou out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑3 beating by APOEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Roman Lazăr keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $62.0K for Valentin Roberge

The clubs have shaken hands with AE Kition; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Pedro Ataíde

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Agia Napa have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

  • Squad Words exchanged at Ermis
  • Squad Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
127 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Giannis Efstathiou out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ermis come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Kouros is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

126 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 76 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 76 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Roman Lazăr stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Pieros Artymatas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Panagiotis Kattirtzis

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Panagiotis Kattirtzis has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 94 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Ermis had all but put away. Nea Salamis will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

125 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 27. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

Ermis face Nea Salamis in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ermis

Something was said to Giannis Saregos and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

124 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Lazăr

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Giannis Efstathiou out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

0‑3 against AE Kition, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 13 and 7 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Ermis

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Labros Ioannou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Boardroom Inquest at Ermis
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts
123 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

98 days out for Giannis Efstathiou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 26. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Shean Garlito signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Shean Garlito and Ermis agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

122 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

105 days out for Giannis Efstathiou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Anorthosis

0‑1 to Anorthosis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandros Spontas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

The dugout

Giorgos Elia faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Giorgos Elia after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

121 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 0‑5 by Apollon, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Lazăr

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The dugout

No hiding place for Niko Datković

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niko Datković, and the manager let it.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Halfway: Ermis sit in position 13

7 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout Giorgos Elia faces the questions
  • The dugout Labros Ioannou has become a man the manager trusts
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13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

120 days out for Giannis Efstathiou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 13, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Roman Lazăr stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Ethnikos Achnas

1‑3 to Ethnikos Achnas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Ermis promote Nicholas Kolias from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Nicholas Kolias has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Charalambos Merkis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Charalambos Merkis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Ermis promote Andreas Stylianou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andreas Stylianou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

119 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

The knee: Juan Dussaubat out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 129 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 129 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Roman Lazăr stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Aydın Bağ says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Labros Ioannou’s goal not enough for Ermis

Labros Ioannou scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Omonoia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Giorgos Elia: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

118 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Dussaubat

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Giannis Efstathiou breaks a bone — 136 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 136 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Doxa

0‑2 to Doxa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Labros Ioannou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Giannis Saregos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Giorgos Elia faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Giorgos Elia after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Pieros Artymatas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Pieros Artymatas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

117 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Juan Dussaubat damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis scores twice — 8.42

Two goals and a mark of 8.42 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 28. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

At last: Ermis win one

7 matches without a win, and then this, against Agia Napa. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Ermis find a way past Agia Napa

Agia Napa made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Roman Lazăr and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

A satisfied Giorgos Elia

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑0, Giorgos Elia could afford to be generous.

In brief

116 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Dussaubat

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

10 saves: Roman Lazăr was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑4 beating by AEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Ermis sink to position 13

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Juan Dussaubat: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Ermis leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Ermis keep their word to Labros Ioannou
115 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑4 beating by APOEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

7 saves: Roman Lazăr was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Labros Ioannou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Giorgos Elia: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

114 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Lazăr

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

0‑4 against Aris, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The cup run ends for Ermis

3‑4 against AEL, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

Ermis let it slip despite Labros Ioannou

Labros Ioannou had done his part in building a 3-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and AEL were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou scores twice — 8.87

Two goals and a mark of 8.87 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

5 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alexandros Spontas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandros Spontas commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

In brief

113 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Giorgos Elia confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑3 to Nea Salamis, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Roman Lazăr hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leontios Kalaitzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

The game went through Petros Makris — 6.53

Marked 6.53 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

In brief

112 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pieros Artymatas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Paralimni take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandros Spontas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Giorgos Elia to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Marios Merkis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marios Merkis and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Pieros Artymatas wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Ermis will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Giannis Saregos

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

111 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Sulton Rahmatov damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leontios Kalaitzis commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Roy Gafni wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Panagiotis Kattirtzis

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Panagiotis Kattirtzis has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Ermis to Victor

The clock did what Aris would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Market

No place for Giannis Saregos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Giannis Saregos has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Giannis Saregos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giannis Saregos, and the manager let it.

In brief

110 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sulton Rahmatov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

7 saves: Roman Lazăr was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Petros Makris at 19 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Petros Makris did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $37.0K for Victor

The clubs have shaken hands with Aris; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 13 signed and 7 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Konstantinos Giannakou stays at APOEL as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Ermis will try again when the window opens; APOEL may not be selling by then.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Ermis still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Labros Ioannou

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Labros Ioannou has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

109 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Jason Nicolaou is out at Ermis

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sulton Rahmatov

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

1‑4 against Anorthosis, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Transfer targets

Medical ends the Andronikos Kakoullis deal

Everything was agreed with Aris and then the doctor spoke. Ermis have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Boardroom

Giorgos Elia steps up at Ermis for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Transfer targets

$570.0K settles it between the clubs for David Goldar

Pafos have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

Ermis baulk at the price for Davor Zdravkovski

AEL wanted more than $1.2M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

In brief

108 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis sink to position 12

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Transfer targets

$1.8M settles it between the clubs for Anderson

Pafos have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Real improvement from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Andronikos Kakoullis

$1.5M on the table at Aris. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Victor

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Aris, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

107 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 45 days

45 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Sulton Rahmatov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Ermis baulk at the price for Igal Bekker

APOEL wanted more than $400.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Marios Christofi

At 15 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

An offer of $17.0K for Marios Kyriakou

Ermis have gone to Agia Napa with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A late step up for Giorgos Thoma

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 5 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

106 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriele de Donno agrees terms with Agia Napa

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Ermis people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 52 days

52 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Jason Nicolaou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jason Nicolaou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $1.9M for Mateo Pérez

The clubs have shaken hands with Apollon; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

Andronikos Kakoullis is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $400.0K for Igal Bekker

The offer went to APOEL this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Real improvement from Roy Gafni at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Roy Gafni is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Aydın Bağ in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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105 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sulton Rahmatov

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Gabriele de Donno hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nick Tsaroulla

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nick Tsaroulla will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

The step up is real for Labros Ioannou

At 23 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mateo Pérez

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Aydın Bağ was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $17.0K for Marios Kyriakou

The offer went to Agia Napa this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A late step up for Niko Datković

At 35 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

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104 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 66 days

66 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 12 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Agia Napa come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ermis did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

$410.0K settles it between the clubs for Ilyas Baig

Ethnikos Achnas have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Anderson

Ermis asked and Pafos said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

103 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sulton Rahmatov

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Eyes on Gabriele de Donno again

The phone has started ringing about Gabriele de Donno again, and this time the name on the line is Agia Napa. Ermis are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Sulton Rahmatov asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $17.0K for Marios Kyriakou

The offer went to Agia Napa this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Late improvement for Giorgos Thoma

At 26 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

102 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sulton Rahmatov

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Gabriele de Donno is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Agia Napa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

$310.0K settles it between the clubs for Igal Bekker

APOEL have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Aydın Bağ in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Roy Gafni is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A late step up for Giorgos Pontikos

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

The dugout

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Labros Ioannou knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Labros Ioannou trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

101 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sulton Rahmatov

90 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Jason Nicolaou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jason Nicolaou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Gabriele de Donno hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

The Ermis board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nick Tsaroulla

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nick Tsaroulla will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

No deal for Michel at that price

Ermis offered $1.5M; Apollon said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mateo Pérez

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Aydın Bağ was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

100 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 97 days

97 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 12, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriele de Donno has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Anderson is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Pafos is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Roman Lazăr puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Andronikos Kakoullis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Aris have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aydın Bağ

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

99 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Sulton Rahmatov damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Mateo Pérez is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Apollon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Marios Kyriakou

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Agia Napa have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandros Kouros

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Kouros, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no signature from Nick Tsaroulla

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

In brief

98 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sulton Rahmatov damages knee ligaments — 112 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 112 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Terms done: Gabriele de Donno is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Agia Napa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Aydın Bağ in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Andreas Paraskeva

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

97 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sulton Rahmatov out for 119 days

119 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Jason Nicolaou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jason Nicolaou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Gabriele de Donno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Ermis board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nick Tsaroulla

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nick Tsaroulla will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Juan Dussaubat says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Giannis Kalanidis is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Nea Salamis is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Aydın Bağ was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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96 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 12, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Giannis Saregos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Giannis Saregos and Ermis agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Giannis Efstathiou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

95 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Still no signature from Nick Tsaroulla

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gabriele de Donno story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Gabriele de Donno signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Giorgos Pontikos in it

Ermis have let the market know Giorgos Pontikos can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

94 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Giancarlo out for 60 days

60 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nick Tsaroulla is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Roy Gafni's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The manager makes Labros Ioannou a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

93 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giancarlo

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Jason Nicolaou has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Gabriele de Donno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Ermis board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Giancarlo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Giancarlo commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nick Tsaroulla is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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92 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Giancarlo out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 12, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Giancarlo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandros Kouros

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Kouros, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Leonel Szalich loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Leonel Szalich's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Squad

A season on the outside for Giancarlo

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ermis has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The terraces

Supporters make their feelings known about Gabriele de Donno

The speculation has reached the stands, and the stands have answered. Ermis would like this settled before it becomes the only thing anybody asks about.

In brief

91 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Giancarlo damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Giancarlo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aydın Bağ

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aydın Bağ, and the manager let it.

Market

The clock does Nick Tsaroulla’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Ermis could ask drops and the wages Nick Tsaroulla can ask rise.

The dugout

Alexandros Kouros knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Gabriele de Donno story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Gabriele de Donno signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

90 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giancarlo

90 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Aydın Bağ in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Giannis Efstathiou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

89 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Giancarlo damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Nick Tsaroulla signs for Apollon while still at Ermis

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Nick Tsaroulla has agreed terms with Apollon for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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The dugout

Giannis Efstathiou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

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Squad

The knee: Giancarlo out for 104 days

104 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Jason Nicolaou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jason Nicolaou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Ermis sink to position 12

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gabriele de Donno hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Giancarlo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Cenk Tekdemir exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Cenk Tekdemir is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Squad

Nerves in the Ermis squad

Giancarlo has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

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Squad

Giancarlo damages knee ligaments — 111 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 111 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Giancarlo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Juan Dussaubat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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20 Mar 2028
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Squad

The knee: Giancarlo out for 119 days

119 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Juan Dussaubat wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

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Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giancarlo

127 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Alexandros Kouros

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Kouros, and the manager let it.

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6 Mar 2028
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Boardroom

Jason Nicolaou has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Ermis sink to position 12

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gabriele de Donno hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Giancarlo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leontios Kalaitzis commits to Ermis for another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nick Tsaroulla is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis is the division's best young player this month

At 21 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Ermis will try very hard not to make too much of it.

The dugout

Gabriele de Donno loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Gabriele de Donno's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

The dugout

Alexandros Kouros knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alexandros Kouros trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

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28 Feb 2028
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The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Giannis Efstathiou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Aydın Bağ knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Juan Dussaubat

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Juan Dussaubat, and the manager let it.

Market

The Gabriele de Donno story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Gabriele de Donno signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

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21 Feb 2028
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Match

The season ends: position 12 for Ermis

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 13 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

7 saves: Leonel Szalich was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at 21 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Panagiotis Kattirtzis did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Apollon take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Stade Rennais tell Ermis: Nordan Mukiele is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Shean Garlito
  • The dugout The team sheet said everything about Aydın Bağ
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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Market

Giorgos Pontikos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at 21 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Panagiotis Kattirtzis did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Giannis Masouras

Ermis asked and Omonoia said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Panagiotis Kattirtzis’s goal not enough for Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Ethnikos Achnas, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aydın Bağ

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aydın Bağ, and the manager let it.

The dugout

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7 Feb 2028
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Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Jason Nicolaou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jason Nicolaou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Ermis sink to position 12

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gabriele de Donno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Leonel Szalich stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

The Agia Napa deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Gabriele de Donno reports back to Ermis with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at 21 — 8.06

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Panagiotis Kattirtzis did not need any: 8.06, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

6 in and 3 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Wessel Kuhn turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: PSV keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Andronikos Kakoullis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Aris have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

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31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Giancarlo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jonas Harder

Ermis asked and Basel said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Doxa

0‑1 to Doxa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Alexandros Kouros gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Giorgos Pontikos was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

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24 Jan 2028
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Market

Gabriele de Donno agrees terms with Agia Napa

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Ermis people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Michel due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Apollon, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at 21 — 7.60

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Panagiotis Kattirtzis did not need any: 7.60, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Vintage Boro — 7.99

At 37 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.99, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Roman Lazăr hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nick Tsaroulla is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eyüp Aydın

Ermis asked and Galatasaray said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

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17 Jan 2028
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The dugout

Aydın Bağ keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Giorgos Pontikos asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Ermis

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ermis can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Michel

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Agia Napa expected to open talks for Gabriele de Donno

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Ermis will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

AEL take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

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10 Jan 2028
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Squad

12 saves: Leonel Szalich was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 12, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriele de Donno asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Giannis Masouras due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Omonoia, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Ermis

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ermis can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Aydın Bağ and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Cenk Tekdemir arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Cenk Tekdemir has, at Ermis, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nick Tsaroulla was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

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The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Jason Nicolaou has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Nick Tsaroulla asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Leonel Szalich stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Giancarlo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nick Tsaroulla falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Ermis

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Victor Monthieu

Ermis asked and Nimes said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

  • Match Aris take the points off Ermis
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Squad Roy Gafni wants to go home
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Squad

7 saves: Leonel Szalich was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Roman Lazăr asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Giancarlo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Nea Salamis take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Jason Nicolaou left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandros Spontas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Spontas, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Giannis Efstathiou

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief