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84 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Sergio González takes the Ermis job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — Sergio González made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dimitris Pinakas commits to Ermis for another 4 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raúl Chalabe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis is the division's best young player this month

At 21 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Ermis will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Market

Still no ink between Ermis and Miguel Rajani

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ermis, another week without a signature from Miguel Rajani.

The dugout

A fresh start for Raúl Chalabe under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Raúl Chalabe has taken the hint, and Ermis are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

The dugout

Giannis Efstathiou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Michalis Koukou is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Michalis Koukou stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

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83 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jonathan De Bie asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Rafail Eleftheriou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Labros Ioannou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jovan Krneta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

82 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Ermis sink to position 14

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ermis finish in position 14

9 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

Kıvanç Küçükkarış stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Ljubić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

81 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Valentinos Soteriou at 15 — 8.04

The hardest thing about being 15 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Valentinos Soteriou did not need any: 8.04, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Ermis

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raúl Chalabe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Valentinos Soteriou

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 15-year-old it feels ownership of. Valentinos Soteriou has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nicolas Gétaz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Ermis and Ethnikos Achnas

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Valentinos Laifis on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Valentinos Laifis after the 2‑2 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

80 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ermis part company with Panagiotis Makris

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Valentinos Laifis minds the shop at Ermis

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Valentinos Laifis recited it perfectly.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

6 in and 3 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

No place for Raúl Chalabe in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Raúl Chalabe has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Match

Ermis come up short against Omonoia

Omonoia left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kyriakos Christofi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Transfer targets Deadline beats Ermis to Vaná
  • Boardroom news_h_severance_paid
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
79 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jovan Krneta

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Jonathan De Bie asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Doxa come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Ermis did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 20, steals the show — 7.79

Marked 7.79 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Giannis Masouras is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Omonoia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

78 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

The knee: Jovan Krneta out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 14, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

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Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Petros Ioannou

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with AE Kition, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Ermis sign Ivan Ljubić for $460.0K

The paperwork is done: Ivan Ljubić joins from Apollon in a deal worth $460.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Jovan Krneta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for Vaná at that price

Ermis offered $22.0K; Aris said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

In brief

77 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jovan Krneta

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 0‑3 by AEL, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Giannis Saregos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Vaná

$22.0K on the table at Aris. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Ermis promote Dimitris Ioannou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Dimitris Ioannou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

76 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jovan Krneta damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $660.0K for Senou Coulibaly

The clubs have shaken hands with Omonoia; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Michalis Koukou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Philipp Kühn is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Apollon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Raúl Chalabe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

APOEL take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Panagiotis Makris faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Panagiotis Makris after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

75 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

14 saves: Jonathan De Bie was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 14 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jovan Krneta

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Panagiotis Makris has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Jonathan De Bie hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Jovan Krneta and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Raúl Chalabe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: Pantelis Michail is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Ermis come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

74 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Ermis sink to position 13

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.94

A mark of 7.94 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas ran the middle of the pitch — 7.03

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 16 combined actions and a mark of 7.03, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Christos Loukaidis among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Christos Loukaidis on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ermis and Nea Salamis.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Nea Salamis

2‑4 to Nea Salamis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

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In brief

73 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis scores twice — 9.13

Two goals and a mark of 9.13 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

At last: Ermis win one

12 matches without a win, and then this, against Paralimni. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Christos Loukaidis

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Christos Loukaidis sends Ermis past Paralimni

It finished 2‑0, and it was Christos Loukaidis’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nassim Ben Khalifa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Panagiotis Makris: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

72 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

15 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ilias Sgouros asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Giannis Efstathiou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against AE Kition

1‑3 to AE Kition, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Raúl Chalabe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Giorgos Thoma

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giorgos Thoma, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Market Kıvanç Küçükkarış is free to find somewhere else
  • Squad A Ermis teenager takes the young player award
71 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

23 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

Panagiotis Makris has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Market

Jonathan De Bie asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Christos Loukaidis at 20 — 7.65

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Christos Loukaidis did not need any: 7.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ermis come up short against Pafos

Pafos left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

70 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

10 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 13, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas scores twice — 8.40

Two goals and a mark of 8.40 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Ermis come up short against Anorthosis

Anorthosis left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Dimitris Pinakas among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Dimitris Pinakas on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ermis and Anorthosis.

The dugout

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In brief

  • Squad Words at Ermis training over how hard people work
  • The terraces One of their own: Labros Ioannou
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Dzhuneyt Ali
69 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

38 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

9 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jonathan De Bie stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The goals have deserted Ermis

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ermis can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raúl Chalabe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ermis promote Jason Soteriou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jason Soteriou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Andreas Stylianou steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Andreas Stylianou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Grigoris Kolias joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Grigoris Kolias is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

68 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

10 saves: Jonathan De Bie was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑3 to Ethnikos Achnas, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 26. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Andreas Kkostis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Match The goals have deserted Ermis
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout Panagiotis Makris: “No excuses”
67 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jonathan De Bie

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

0‑4 against Omonoia, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Cüneyt Köz and Ermis agree another 2 years.

The dugout

Nicolas Gétaz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Market The ambition of Can Soyuncu outgrows Ermis early
  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Nicolas Gétaz's mistake
66 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 34 days

34 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

61 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 12 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Raúl Chalabe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jovan Krneta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jovan Krneta, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Match Doxa take the points off Ermis
  • Player ratings The game went through Miguel Rajani — 6.59
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
65 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 68 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 68 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at 21 — 7.96

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Panagiotis Kattirtzis did not need any: 7.96, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

5 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Agia Napa

1‑2 to Agia Napa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Panagiotis Makris left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

64 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

75 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑3 beating by AEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Fotis Soteriou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fotis Soteriou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Miguel Rajani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

63 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

84 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Raúl Chalabe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

APOEL take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Panagiotis Makris faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Panagiotis Makris after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Nicolas Gétaz's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

62 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 63 days

63 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

10 saves: Jonathan De Bie was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 2‑5 by Aris, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

Ermis out of the cup

Anorthosis ended it 1‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dimitris Chatziisaias and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

7 goals as Ermis and Aris go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Ermis and Aris, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

61 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Jonathan De Bie stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The drought breaks for Ermis

8 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Nea Salamis were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Christos Loukaidis

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Christos Loukaidis has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Miguel Rajani sends Ermis past Nea Salamis

It finished 1‑0, and it was Miguel Rajani’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

Player ratings

Miguel Rajani in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

60 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 78 days

78 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

109 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Jonathan De Bie stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Paralimni

0‑2 to Paralimni, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Ermis keep their word to Raúl Chalabe

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Panagiotis Makris: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

59 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 86 days

86 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Chatziisaias out for 117 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

The step up is real for Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Ermis baulk at the price for Jimmy

AE Kition wanted more than $600.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Raúl Chalabe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Anastasios Pisiias

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Aris have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Labros Ioannou

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Labros Ioannou has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Roman Lazăr deal

Ermis ran out of time with Paralimni. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

In brief

58 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 93 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 93 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Ilias Sgouros hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 10 signed and 2 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Jimmy

$570.0K on the table at AE Kition. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Abdoulaye Sow is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Raúl Chalabe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

57 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Chatziisaias out for 131 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑6 beating by Anorthosis was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Senou Coulibaly

Ermis and Omonoia have settled on $660.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Injury crisis at Ermis

6 senior players on the treatment table at once, and a team sheet that has stopped looking like the team. The physio room has become the busiest part of the building.

Transfer targets

Giorgos Naoum will not be coming to Ermis

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at AE Kition is saying, and nobody at Ermis is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Real improvement from Labros Ioannou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Labros Ioannou is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

56 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

107 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias breaks a bone — 138 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 138 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 14, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Gabriel Maioli

The deal with APOEL died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Squad

The step up is real for Christos Loukaidis

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

An offer of $600.0K for Jimmy

Ermis have gone to AE Kition with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Miguel Rajani has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Miguel Rajani has written the date down.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

55 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 117 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 117 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

145 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

The step up is real for Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Mateo Pérez is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Apollon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ermis walk away from Jimmy

$570.0K was the most the club would pay and AE Kition were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

54 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 124 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 124 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Chatziisaias out for 152 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ilias Sgouros asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Jimmy

$570.0K on the table at AE Kition. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Abdoulaye Sow is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Mateo Pérez

Apollon have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

53 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 133 days

133 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

160 days out for Dimitris Chatziisaias after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Panagiotis Makris

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Panagiotis Makris has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $1.1M for João Correia

The clubs have shaken hands with Pafos; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Injury crisis at Ermis

7 senior players on the treatment table at once, and a team sheet that has stopped looking like the team. The physio room has become the busiest part of the building.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Nassim Ben Khalifa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

52 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

141 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

100 days out for Nicolas Gétaz after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Transfer targets

An offer of $610.0K for Jimmy

Ermis have gone to AE Kition with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

51 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolas Gétaz breaks a bone — 108 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 108 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Andreas Zachariou damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

No deal for Jimmy at that price

Ermis offered $610.0K; AE Kition said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Jovan Krneta and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ermis lose Antonis Georgiou

41 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Giorgos Naoum is in the works

Ermis have made the call to AE Kition. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Gabriel Maioli is in the works

Ermis have made the call to APOEL. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Alex Opoku Sarfo

Aris have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Miguel Rajani knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

50 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

The knee: Andreas Zachariou out for 49 days

49 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Nikolas Fotiou breaks a bone — 127 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 127 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Jimmy

$610.0K on the table at AE Kition. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Thanasis Papadoudis will not be coming to Ermis

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Pafos is saying, and nobody at Ermis is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Michalis Koukou has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Miguel Rajani

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

49 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Panagiotis Makris

Ermis interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Panagiotis Makris keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andreas Zachariou

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nikolas Fotiou breaks a bone — 134 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 134 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Senou Coulibaly

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Omonoia, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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The dugout

Nicolas Gétaz is still paying for one afternoon at Ermis

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

48 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Andreas Zachariou damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Nikolas Fotiou out for 142 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alexandros Kouros asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Jimmy

$610.0K on the table at AE Kition. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Igal Bekker

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with APOEL, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

The step up is real for Abdoulaye Sow

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Donaldo Açka

A loan enquiry to Apollon: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

47 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andreas Zachariou

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

$1.5M settles it between the clubs for João Correia

Pafos have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Tamás Kiss

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Anorthosis, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No deal for Jimmy at that price

Ermis offered $590.0K; AE Kition said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

46 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Agia Napa for Labros Ioannou was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

The step up is real for Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Jimmy

$590.0K on the table at AE Kition. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Ermis still without a manager

13 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Petros Laifis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Petros Laifis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

45 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ermis part company with Constantinos Elia

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Panagiotis Makris minds the shop at Ermis

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Panagiotis Makris recited it perfectly.

Market

Michalis Sofroniou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ivan Ljubić

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Apollon, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Labros Ioannou attracts admirers

The name of Labros Ioannou has come up in conversations Ermis were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Alexandros Kouros told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Alexandros Kouros has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ermis.

In brief

44 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Nassim Ben Khalifa knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nassim Ben Khalifa trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Ilias Sgouros falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

43 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

The division’s best young player: Christos Loukaidis

A whole season of being the finest 20-year-old anybody in this league could put on a pitch. Ermis have him, and everybody else now knows it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

42 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Valentinos Soteriou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

41 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Fidélis asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

One of our own: Nektarios Laifis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nektarios Laifis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Nikos Artymatas joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nikos Artymatas is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Panagiotis Panagi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

40 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 14, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Michalis Sofroniou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ermis take the armband off Cüneyt Köz

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

Market

Ermis and Miguel Rajani are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

39 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 67 days

67 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

38 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 74 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 74 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Nicolas Gétaz says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

37 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Fidélis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Fidélis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Ioannis Konstantinou joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ioannis Konstantinou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

36 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Nassim Ben Khalifa out for 89 days

89 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis sink to position 14

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Constantinos Elia

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Constantinos Elia has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Michalis Sofroniou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cüneyt Köz and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Dimitris Chatziisaias exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Dimitris Chatziisaias is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

35 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nassim Ben Khalifa

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michalis Sofroniou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

34 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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Market

Ilias Sgouros hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nassim Ben Khalifa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kıvanç Küçükkarış

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kıvanç Küçükkarış, and the manager let it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Fidélis

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ermis has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

Jonathan De Bie has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Jonathan De Bie has written the date down.

In brief

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8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Constantinos Elia

Ermis interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Constantinos Elia keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dimitris Chatziisaias commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Ermis promote Grigoris Pittas from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Grigoris Pittas has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

Jonathan De Bie gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Giorgos Thoma out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Giorgos Thoma, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

A door opens for Nicolas Gétaz

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

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1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kıvanç Küçükkarış puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Nektarios Merkis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Valentinos Soteriou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Valentinos Soteriou commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

The dugout

Fidélis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no ink between Ermis and Miguel Rajani

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ermis, another week without a signature from Miguel Rajani.

Market

Giorgos Panagi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Giorgos Panagi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ermis.

In brief

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22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

13 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 13 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑3 beating by Apollon was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Fidélis asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Full time on the season at Ermis

Position 14 on 10 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Match Ermis leaking at the back
  • The dugout Nassim Ben Khalifa gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
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15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Kouros out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.12

A mark of 8.12 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A last season at home is what Dzhuneyt Ali is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Ermis dugout

14 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis come up short against Ethnikos Achnas

Ethnikos Achnas left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ermis run out of patience with Andreas Georgiou

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Andreas Georgiou clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Kouros out for 33 days

33 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

12 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 1‑4 by Omonoia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

Constantinos Elia minds the shop at Ermis

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Constantinos Elia recited it perfectly.

Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Fidélis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Boardroom news_h_severance_paid
  • The dugout Miguel Rajani gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Inquest at Ermis
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1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

6 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Morgan Brown

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Apollon, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Doxa take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Youssef Amyn

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AE Kition have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fidélis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fidélis, and the manager let it.

In brief

26 Edition

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25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Kouros

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Fidélis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ermis end the wait against Agia Napa

It had gone 11 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 19, steals the show — 8.39

Marked 8.39 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Gabriel Pereira

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with APOEL, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

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18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 55 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 55 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

11 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

Andreas Paraskeva due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with AE Kition, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gabriel Pereira

Ermis asked and APOEL said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Ermis

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

Ermis come up short against AEL

AEL left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

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11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Kouros

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 14, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

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Market

Ilias Sgouros puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑4 to Aris, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Andreas Georgiou

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Andreas Georgiou has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Alexandros Kouros asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Kouros out for 78 days

78 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Fidélis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

8 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.99

A mark of 7.99 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Christos Loukaidis’s goal not enough for Ermis

Christos Loukaidis scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Nea Salamis, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charalabos Kyriakidis

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.85

A mark of 7.85 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Nicolas Gétaz out for 37 days

The medical room confirms 37 days on the sidelines for Nicolas Gétaz, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Panagiotis Kattirtzis

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Panagiotis Kattirtzis has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandros Kouros

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta is still paying for one afternoon at Ermis

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

20 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Ermis sink to position 14

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ermis promote Nicholas Charalambous from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Nicholas Charalambous has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonathan De Bie

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 103% of the Ermis income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Andreas Georgiou chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

19 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandros Kouros damages knee ligaments — 99 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 99 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

0‑4 against Pafos, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

9 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

5 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Fidélis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jovan Krneta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑4 defeat, delivered by Andreas Georgiou to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

18 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Kouros out for 106 days

106 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Fidélis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.74

A mark of 7.74 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Anorthosis

1‑3 to Anorthosis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Andreas Georgiou after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Abdoulaye Sow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdoulaye Sow, and the manager let it.

In brief

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23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

0‑5 against Apollon, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Kıvanç Küçükkarış stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Ermis lose Nicolas Gétaz

70 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Jonathan De Bie and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandros Kouros

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Kouros, and the manager let it.

Match

Halfway: Ermis sit in position 14

5 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Fidélis

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ermis told Fidélis something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

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16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Nassim Ben Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonathan De Bie

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nassim Ben Khalifa

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Ethnikos Achnas snatch it back from Ermis

A goal on 92 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Ermis

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Jonathan De Bie

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ermis

2‑7 against Omonoia, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

10 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.81

A mark of 7.81 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Ilias Sgouros asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

9 goals as Ermis and Omonoia go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Ermis and Omonoia, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Market

One of our own: Constantinos Soteriou joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Constantinos Soteriou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Nektarios Merkis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nektarios Merkis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

  • The dugout Dimitris Chatziisaias gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
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2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No mercy from Ermis

Doxa will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑2, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Ermis were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Fidélis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 9.84

A mark of 9.84 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

3 goals for Christos Loukaidis

The match ball belongs to Christos Loukaidis, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Ermis end the wait against Doxa

It had gone 10 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Ermis leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Vintage Nassim Ben Khalifa — 7.95

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.95, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dzhuneyt Ali was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

Ermis leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The goals have deserted Ermis

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ermis can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Agia Napa

0‑2 to Agia Napa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Miguel Rajani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Miguel Rajani, and the manager let it.

Market

Abdoulaye Sow already looking beyond Ermis

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

12 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 1 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ermis

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

The goals have deserted Ermis

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Ermis can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against AEL

0‑2 to AEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ermis are still strangers to each other

19 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Jonathan De Bie in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michalis Sofroniou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Ermis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Ermis come up short against APOEL

APOEL left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Ermis promote Antonis Stylianou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Antonis Stylianou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑7 to Aris, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Fidélis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charalabos Kyriakidis

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Fidélis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

7 goals as Ermis and Aris go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Ermis and Aris, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fidélis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fidélis, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry
  • Boardroom 103% of the income goes out in wages at Ermis
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
9 Edition

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28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ermis bow out of the cup

AEL go through and Ermis go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Charalabos Kyriakidis keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Real improvement from Panagiotis Kattirtzis at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Panagiotis Kattirtzis is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Nassim Ben Khalifa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis come up short against Nea Salamis

Nea Salamis left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dzhuneyt Ali

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

8 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

4 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonathan De Bie

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Ermis and Paralimni take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Andreas Georgiou chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

A Ermis teenager takes the young player award

Christos Loukaidis is 19, and for one weekend he was the best of everybody his age in the division. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

The dugout

Fidélis does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑5 to AE Kition, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Cüneyt Köz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Michalis Sofroniou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Charalambos Konstantinou steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Charalambos Konstantinou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Ioannis Stylianou joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ioannis Stylianou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ermis

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Andreas Georgiou after 0‑5, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

7 saves: Charalabos Kyriakidis was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Venezia for Miguel Rajani was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

30 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Pedro Ataíde turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: APOEL keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Dimitris Chatziisaias in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Pafos take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Miguel Rajani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Miguel Rajani, and the manager let it.

Squad

Labros Ioannou is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Labros Ioannou has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Squad

19 new faces, and Ermis are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Giorgos Panagi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jónatas Noro

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with Pafos, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Jonathan De Bie and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Miguel Rajani attracts admirers

The name of Miguel Rajani has come up in conversations Ermis were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitris Chatziisaias was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Penafiel tell Ermis: João Paulo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Ermis come up short against Anorthosis

Anorthosis left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Nassim Ben Khalifa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Andreas Georgiou: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

4 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Dzhuneyt Ali, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Cüneyt Köz due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Iván Ojeda will not be coming to Ermis

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Colón is saying, and nobody at Ermis is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Olympiacos tell Ermis: Alexis Kalogeropoulos is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Jónatas Noro is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Pafos. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Panagiotis Panagi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is a square peg at Ermis

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

Experience through the door at Ermis

Nicolas Gétaz arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

3 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Chatziisaias and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Donaldo Açka

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Jonathan De Bie

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Ermis were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Squad

The formation has left Dimitris Pinakas behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Ermis will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

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Ermis ask about Ivan Šunjić

A loan enquiry to Pafos: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

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A loan move for Fanis Bakoulas is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Olympiacos. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Iván Ojeda

A loan enquiry to Colón: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

Giorgos Panagi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Giorgos Panagi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ermis.

Market

Ermis bring in an old head

Alexandros Kouros is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

2 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Jovan Krneta and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dimitris Chatziisaias is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Charalambos Artymatas steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Charalambos Artymatas has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

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Ermis promote Giorgos Laban from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Giorgos Laban has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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Fotis Soteriou steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Fotis Soteriou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Grigoris Merkis joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Grigoris Merkis is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

1 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Dzhuneyt Ali would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Dzhuneyt Ali is living that version at Ermis, and it tends to show in the first month.

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Leontios Kalaitzis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leontios Kalaitzis commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nassim Ben Khalifa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Giorgos Thoma

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Nobody at Ermis has picked up the phone to Giannis Efstathiou

24 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Charalabos Kyriakidis is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Pafos. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Panagiotis Kattirtzis

A loan enquiry to APOEL: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Panagiotis Panagi

A loan enquiry to AEL: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief