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283 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe leads the rout of Nea Salamis

4‑0, and Rody Junior Effaghe took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Christos Loukaidis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rody Junior Effaghe takes the afternoon — 9.40

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rody Junior Effaghe provided it, and the 9.40 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Ermis cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.44 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Leontios Kalaitzis at his very best

Marked 8.26. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Squad

26 clean sheets for Dimitris Dimitriou

A goalkeeper's career is counted in the games nobody scored in, and Dimitris Dimitriou now has 26 of them across 120 appearances. Nothing about that number was luck.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe leads the rout of Paralimni

3‑0, and Rody Junior Effaghe took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rody Junior Effaghe takes the afternoon — 9.32

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rody Junior Effaghe provided it, and the 9.32 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Pieros Charalambous: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Loukaidis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

No hiding place for Petros Laifis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Petros Laifis, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Miguel Rajani

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

281 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Ermis out of the cup

Omonoia ended it 1‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe leads the rout of AE Kition

3‑0, and Rody Junior Effaghe took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Ermis are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 32 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou wins the shoot-out

1 kept out from twelve yards, and a stadium that will describe each of them for twenty years. A goalkeeper needs one night like this in a career, and this was it.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Pieros Demetriou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.60 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Christos Loukaidis

8 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

Ermis release $96.4K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis takes the honours

Marked 7.62 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ermis had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Christos Loukaidis is on it.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Ossama Ashley

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Mario Simunovic: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

279 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Christos Loukaidis asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Anorthosis end the Ermis run at 13

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 13 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Anorthosis take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Petros Ioannou

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Mario Simunovic left the room before anybody could ask which.

Player ratings

Rody Junior Effaghe runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Leontios Kalaitzis

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ermis told Leontios Kalaitzis something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

278 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

13 unbeaten for Ermis

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 13 matches without defeat is a foundation Ermis did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Looking ahead

Ermis and Anorthosis meet at the summit

The fixture the rest of the division is looking forward to more than either of the sides in it. Both know a win changes the season and a defeat does not end it, which is what makes it hard to play.

Squad

Giorgos Christofi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Giorgos Christofi and Ermis agree another 4 years.

Match

The half-term report on Ermis

Position 2, 28 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Panagiotis Louka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Mario Simunovic on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

277 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Ermis refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

12 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

Giorgos Christofi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Stelios Panagiotou

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe sends Ermis past Ethnikos Achnas

It finished 2‑0, and it was Rody Junior Effaghe’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Stelios Panagiotou at his very best

Marked 8.45. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Panagiotis Kattirtzis at his very best

Marked 8.17. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.08. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Rody Junior Effaghe at his very best
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Miguel Rajani
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
276 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Loukaidis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

The dugout

When it matters, Christos Loukaidis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Ermis and Omonoia take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Mario Simunovic on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Mario Simunovic after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

275 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Christos Loukaidis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis scores twice — 8.47

Two goals and a mark of 8.47 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Rody Junior Effaghe was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Ermis make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Ermis have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Ljubić and Ermis agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ermis see off Doxa

Three points for Ermis, 2‑0 the final word against Doxa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Christos Loukaidis at his very best

Marked 8.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

  • Squad A place in the month's best eleven for Dimitris Pinakas
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout A promise honoured at Ermis
274 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Rody Junior Effaghe scores twice — 9.40

Two goals and a mark of 9.40 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ermis get the job done against Agia Napa

A 3‑2 win over Agia Napa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dimitris Dimitriou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dimitris Pinakas at his very best

Marked 8.47. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

Sergio Fernández in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe answers Agia Napa immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Rody Junior Effaghe had Ermis level again within 1 minutes, and Agia Napa never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

273 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Ermis up to position 2

17 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Both of them Christos Loukaidis's — 8.51

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.51, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Another one collected away from home

5 on the bounce on the road for Ermis. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ermis see off AEL

Three points for Ermis, 2‑1 the final word against AEL in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Petros Laifis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Rody Junior Effaghe

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ermis told Rody Junior Effaghe something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Miguel Rajani

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

272 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Connor Austin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Ermis

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

After 5 games, Ermis finally taste it again

The first defeat in 5 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against APOEL; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dimitris Pinakas at his very best

Marked 8.47. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Match

APOEL snatch it back from Ermis

A goal on 87 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Miguel Rajani

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

When it matters, Christos Loukaidis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

271 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Christos Loukaidis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Ermis make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Ermis have 5 straight wins of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ermis keep winning on the road

4 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Player ratings

Rody Junior Effaghe in the eights

A performance of 8.91 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Ermis find a way past Aris

Aris made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dimitris Pinakas at his very best

Marked 8.32. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christos Loukaidis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Ermis and Petros Ioannou are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

270 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Ermis through in the cup

A 3‑2 win over Ethnikos Achnas, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Both of them Panagiotis Louka's — 9.02

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.02, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Ermis cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Stelios Panagiotou

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Rody Junior Effaghe the difference as Ermis beat Nea Salamis

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Rody Junior Effaghe. 2‑0 against Nea Salamis, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Ermis are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

269 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ermis see off Paralimni

Three points for Ermis, 2‑0 the final word against Paralimni in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Miguel Rajani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Christos Loukaidis at his very best

Marked 8.48. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rody Junior Effaghe

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Pieros Demetriou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pieros Demetriou commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Miguel Rajani

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Mario Simunovic: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

268 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Christos Loukaidis takes the afternoon — 8.44

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Christos Loukaidis provided it, and the 8.44 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Christos Loukaidis the difference as Ermis beat AE Kition

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Christos Loukaidis. 2‑0 against AE Kition, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dimitris Pinakas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas is still paying for one afternoon at Ermis

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Miguel Rajani dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Mario Simunovic, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Market

Ermis and Petros Laifis are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

No place for Ossama Ashley in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Ermis are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

267 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Christos Loukaidis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Sergio Fernández keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A move Petros Laifis would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Petros Laifis is living that version at Ermis, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dzhuneyt Ali commits to Ermis for another 1 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Petros Laifis returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Petros Laifis is a Ermis player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: George Earthy is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas was the difference for Ermis

Marked 7.46. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Christos Loukaidis is on it.

In brief

  • Market Marco Vanzini told to find a new club
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Petros Ioannou asks for a word with the manager
266 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Panagiotis Louka says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

14 in and 11 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Jean-Marc Tiboué due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Apollon, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Boardroom

Ermis to lose Martin Hinteregger for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Martin Hinteregger has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

Grigoris Merkis is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Anorthosis

1‑3 to Anorthosis, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Hector Kyprianou

Ermis asked and Feyenoord said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

265 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Martin Hinteregger has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

A new deal for Mario Simunovic

The board have signed the man in the dugout to a longer contract, which says more than any statement of support. Stability is easy to promise and costly to keep.

Squad

Real improvement from Stelios Panagiotou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Stelios Panagiotou is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Ermis

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Transfer targets

Qarabag tell Ermis: Bourama Togola is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Fotis Georgiou steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Fotis Georgiou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Ermis promote Marios Ioannou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Marios Ioannou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Antonis Laban joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Antonis Laban is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

264 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ermis turn down Dila for Can Soyuncu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Gabriel Menegon is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Universidad de Chile is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

The step up is real for Connor Austin

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Tiago Gonçalves

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Qarabag have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Martin Hinteregger falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Jean-Marc Tiboué

Apollon have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Panagiotis Kattirtzis linked with a move away

The name of Panagiotis Kattirtzis keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

263 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Lucas Bonelli

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Qarabag have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Dila watching Can Soyuncu

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Hector Kyprianou

Feyenoord have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Kıvanç Küçükkarış

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Connor Austin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis question follows Ermis around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Christos Loukaidis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Rody Junior Effaghe a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

262 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Grigoris Merkis is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Antonio Metlika

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Qarabag have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Petros Economides signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Petros Economides commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Fabrício

Palmeiras have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Max Hudson

A loan enquiry to Club Brugge: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

When it matters, Christos Loukaidis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

261 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Tommy McDermott is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Qarabag is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Real improvement from Stelios Panagiotou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Stelios Panagiotou is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Sergio Fernández

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

Ermis beat the market to Kyriakos Georgiou from APOEL

APOEL will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Kyriakos Georgiou has pre-agreed a move to Ermis, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: Jean-Marc Tiboué is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Christos Loukaidis

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Andrea Maran is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Nacional. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

260 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The step up is real for Connor Austin

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Qarabag tell Ermis: Ryley Towler is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Nektarios Economides signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nektarios Economides and Ermis agree another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Tommy McDermott

Qarabag have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Oliver Kruger is in the works

Ermis have made the call to De Graafschap. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Panagiotis Kattirtzis linked with a move away

The name of Panagiotis Kattirtzis keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

259 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matteo Soncin

Ermis asked and Dinamo Tbilisi said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Ryley Towler

A loan enquiry to Qarabag: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Felipe Giménez

Athletic Bilbao have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Ermis and Kıvanç Küçükkarış are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Petros Ioannou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis question follows Ermis around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Christos Loukaidis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

258 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Grigoris Merkis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Christian Zakaria at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Christian Zakaria is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dzhuneyt Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Antonio Metlika

Ermis asked and Qarabag said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Ermis and Petros Ioannou are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Emiliano Martínez

A loan enquiry to Cruzeiro: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Giovanni van der Wijst

A loan enquiry to KAA Gent: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Ermis sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

257 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Penarol tell Ermis: Nahuel Yzaurralde is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Ermis lose Constantinos Soteriou

55 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Nahuel Yzaurralde

A loan enquiry to Penarol: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Dimitris Dimitriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitris Dimitriou is on it.

In brief

256 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Grigoris Merkis is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Agia Napa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mariano Gómez

Ermis asked and Atletico Nacional said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Connor Austin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Connor Austin and Ermis agree another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Nahuel Yzaurralde

Penarol have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Panagiotis Kattirtzis is on it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Giorgos Thoma knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

255 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jean-Marc Tiboué

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Nahuel Yzaurralde is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Penarol. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitris Pinakas is on it.

Market

Agia Napa expected to open talks for Grigoris Merkis

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Ermis will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Country calls for Dimitris Dimitriou

He goes off to be somebody else’s player for a fortnight. Ermis lose him for the window and would like him returned in the condition he left.

Squad

International call for Leontios Kalaitzis

Leontios Kalaitzis joins up with his country. Ermis lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Ermis that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

  • Match Continental football is in reach for Ermis
  • Market Petros Ioannou runs his contract down
  • Boardroom Ermis keep producing them
254 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Ermis and Petros Ioannou are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Nahuel Yzaurralde

A loan enquiry to Penarol: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Christos Loukaidis is on it.

Market

The Miguel Rajani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

253 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Connor Austin says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Marco Wolff

Ermis asked and Vélez said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Dimitris Dimitriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Sergio Fernández remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Ermis would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

The Dimitris Pinakas talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

An aura around Sergio Fernández

Where he used to play does most of his talking for him at Ermis. The room defers to it, the kids study it, and the only thing that can puncture it is a bad month.

In brief

252 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Dimitris Dimitriou

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Ermis will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Sergio Fernández signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sergio Fernández commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Market

A long bet from Ermis on Pieros Demetriou

He is 18, and nobody at Ermis signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Petros Ioannou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Martin Hinteregger runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Ermis money.

In brief

251 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Ermis will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sergio Fernández gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Sergio Fernández has just signed for Ermis, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Martin Hinteregger asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Rody Junior Effaghe

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Match

Ermis have something to play for

Position 5 on 50 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Squad

Competition arrives for Ivan Ljubić

A new face in his position and a shirt he thought he owned suddenly up for discussion. Ermis have promised nothing, which is what clubs promise at this stage.

In brief

250 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Christos Loukaidis is on it.

In brief

249 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cüneyt Köz and Ermis agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Dimitriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Ermis take the armband off Ivan Ljubić

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

In brief

248 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

247 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Christos Georgiou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Christos Georgiou and Ermis agree another 3 years.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Match

Ermis in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 50 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Boardroom

The Ermis academy earns its keep

58 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

246 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Christos Loukaidis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Rody Junior Effaghe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Miguel Rajani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Ermis that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

245 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Christos Georgiou says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Ljubić and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Dimitris Dimitriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The armband comes off Cüneyt Köz

Ermis will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Kıvanç Küçükkarış

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

244 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Ermis

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Panagiotis Kattirtzis is on it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış has written the date down.

The dugout

Marco Vanzini knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marco Vanzini trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no signature from Martin Hinteregger

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Panagiotis Louka

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Ermis the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

243 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dzhuneyt Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ermis and Christos Loukaidis are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Ermis

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Country calls for Dimitris Dimitriou

He goes off to be somebody else’s player for a fortnight. Ermis lose him for the window and would like him returned in the condition he left.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Ermis

50 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

The dugout

Marco Vanzini knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marco Vanzini trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

242 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rody Junior Effaghe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rody Junior Effaghe, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Christos Loukaidis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Martin Hinteregger asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Miguel Rajani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Rody Junior Effaghe finally belongs at Ermis

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

241 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Dimitriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Dimitris Pinakas talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Kıvanç Küçükkarış has written the date down.

Squad

Petros Ioannou finally belongs at Ermis

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

240 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cüneyt Köz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Cüneyt Köz commits to Ermis for another 1 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Martin Hinteregger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 86% of the Ermis income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Rody Junior Effaghe

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Rody Junior Effaghe has come out of that comparison in the side, and Ermis have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Panagiotis Kattirtzis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The clock does Martin Hinteregger’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Ermis could ask drops and the wages Martin Hinteregger can ask rise.

In brief

239 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Nektarios Merkis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nektarios Merkis and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

6 new faces, and Ermis are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitris Pinakas is on it.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Rody Junior Effaghe

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Ermis

50 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

Market

Cüneyt Köz runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Ermis money.

Market

Jovan Krneta placed on the list

Ermis have made Jovan Krneta available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

238 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Full time on the season at Ermis

Position 5 on 50 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dzhuneyt Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Cüneyt Köz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas is carrying Ermis

8 goals and a season average of 7.34. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

100 appearances for Dimitris Dimitriou

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Market

Marco Vanzini is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Marco Vanzini stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

237 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Ermis win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Ethnikos Achnas will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Rody Junior Effaghe scores twice — 9.53

Two goals and a mark of 9.53 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Grigoris Merkis has said yes to Doxa

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ermis have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kyriakos Christofi at 21 — 8.43

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kyriakos Christofi did not need any: 8.43, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is carrying Ermis

12 goals and a season average of 7.52. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Ermis find a way past Ethnikos Achnas

Ethnikos Achnas made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 5‑4 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Another one collected away from home

4 on the bounce on the road for Ermis. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dzhuneyt Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

236 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 6 signed and 7 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Miguel Rajani is carrying Ermis

15 goals and a season average of 7.33. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dzhuneyt Ali and Ermis agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ermis come up short against Omonoia

Omonoia left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Dzhuneyt Ali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Eyes on Grigoris Merkis again

The phone has started ringing about Grigoris Merkis again, and this time the name on the line is Doxa. Ermis are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

The run is over for Ermis

4 matches without defeat, and then Omonoia. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

In brief

235 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Miguel Rajani's — 9.10

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.10, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Ermis cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Panagiotis Louka is a Ermis player

The fee is $170.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Aris drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Miguel Rajani is carrying Ermis

14 goals and a season average of 7.31. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Rocco Lambert

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AEL have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Miguel Rajani sends Ermis past Doxa

It finished 2‑1, and it was Miguel Rajani’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

In brief

234 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ermis make Rody Junior Effaghe the dearest name in their history

$4.7M. Fees like that buy a footballer and rent a debate: every touch will be measured against the number for a season at least.

Match

Ermis tear Agia Napa apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑0 against Agia Napa, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Miguel Rajani's — 9.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Both of them Dimitris Pinakas's — 8.55

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.55, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A brace, and Christos Loukaidis takes the afternoon — 8.56

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Christos Loukaidis provided it, and the 8.56 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Transfer targets

Panagiotis Louka due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Aris, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Match

Ermis make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Ermis have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Christos Loukaidis

11 goals and a season average of 7.47 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

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Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Rody Junior Effaghe

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with AEL, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Antonis Georgiou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

The terraces

Ermis sell a favourite for $400.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Labros Ioannou was one of the reasons people came, and $400.0K does not replace that by itself.

Market

Ermis turn down Urartu for Can Soyuncu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ermis sell Labros Ioannou for $400.0K

Labros Ioannou has left for Paralimni in a $400.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is carrying Ermis

9 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: Jean-Marc Tiboué is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Ermis find a way past AEL

AEL made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

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Market

Labros Ioannou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Remember the name: Antonis Georgiou

He is 18, he is averaging 6.58, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Market

Only the photograph left for Labros Ioannou

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Labros Ioannou will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Ermis had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Marco Vanzini arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Marco Vanzini has, at Ermis, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ivan Ljubić and Ermis agree another 1 years.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Charalabos Charalabous

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. St. Gallen have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Ermis find a way past APOEL

APOEL made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dimitris Pinakas at his very best

Marked 8.43. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ben Winterburn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Martin Hinteregger gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ermis

Something was said to Ivan Ljubić and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Mario Simunovic: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Panagiotis Kattirtzis

5 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

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23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Panagiotis Artymatas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The terraces

One of their own: Christos Loukaidis

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dimitris Dimitriou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dimitris Pinakas at his very best

Marked 8.35. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Honours even between Ermis and Nea Salamis

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.24 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

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16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

4 goals for Christos Loukaidis

The match ball belongs to Christos Loukaidis, whose 4 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Christos Loukaidis leads the rout of Paralimni

5‑1, and Christos Loukaidis took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Ermis bow out of the cup

Omonoia go through and Ermis go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Ermis are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 33 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Ermis and Paralimni go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Ermis and Paralimni, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The run at home goes on for Ermis

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

In brief

228 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cruel end for AE Kition as Ermis pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Ermis scored in the 90th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Market

Labros Ioannou is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Panagiotis Kattirtzis the difference as Ermis beat AE Kition

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Panagiotis Kattirtzis. 2‑1 against AE Kition, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Ermis make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

227 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

14 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ben Winterburn hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Artymatas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Ermis release $858.3K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

The dugout

Ermis keep their word to Christos Loukaidis

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.68 on the card, and the Ermis support went home talking about one name.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Leontios Kalaitzis

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Leontios Kalaitzis has come out of that comparison in the side, and Ermis have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

226 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Martin Hinteregger breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Christos Loukaidis

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

No place for Labros Ioannou in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Labros Ioannou has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis takes the honours

Marked 7.76 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ermis had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Mario Simunovic on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

225 Edition

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18 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Martin Hinteregger out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Labros Ioannou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Apollon take the points off Ermis

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

The run is over for Ermis

4 matches without defeat, and then Apollon. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kıvanç Küçükkarış

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kıvanç Küçükkarış, and the manager let it.

Match

Ermis at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 4, 25 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Squad International break empties Ermis
  • The dugout Dimitris Pinakas gets picked when it counts
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From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Martin Hinteregger breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Ermis run riot against Ethnikos Achnas

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Miguel Rajani's — 9.27

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.27, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Labros Ioannou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Ermis make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Ermis have 4 straight wins of it.

The dugout

Kyriakos Christofi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Panagiotis Artymatas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

223 Edition

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4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Martin Hinteregger out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Ermis up to position 3

22 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

The dugout

Kostakis Loizou says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Ermis make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Ermis have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Ljubić and Ermis agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis get the job done against Omonoia

A 2‑0 win over Omonoia, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Miguel Rajani in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

222 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

56 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Miguel Rajani leads the rout of Doxa

3‑0, and Miguel Rajani took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Ermis

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Christos Loukaidis

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dimitris Pinakas

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Miguel Rajani

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

221 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Martin Hinteregger breaks a bone — 63 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 63 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rafail Eleftheriou

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rafail Eleftheriou will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Panagiotis Artymatas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Ermis see off Agia Napa

Three points for Ermis, 1‑0 the final word against Agia Napa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Dimitris Pinakas was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.53. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

220 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

71 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Labros Ioannou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Ermis

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Stelios Panagiotou runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Christos Georgiou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Christos Georgiou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Rafail Eleftheriou stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

219 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Martin Hinteregger out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dimitris Pinakas commits to Ermis for another 4 years.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Ermis

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Miguel Rajani sends Ermis past APOEL

It finished 1‑0, and it was Miguel Rajani’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Miguel Rajani at his very best

Marked 8.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

The dugout

No hiding place for Labros Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Labros Ioannou, and the manager let it.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

86 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Ermis march on in the cup

Aris are out and Ermis go through, 0‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Ermis march on in the cup

Aris are out and Ermis go through, 2‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Can Soyuncu at 18 — 7.80

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Can Soyuncu did not need any: 7.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Whatever happens, Ermis do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Panagiotis Artymatas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Christos Loukaidis

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

In brief

217 Edition

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23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Martin Hinteregger breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Ermis tear Nea Salamis apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Nea Salamis, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Miguel Rajani's — 9.63

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.63, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

The step up is real for Stelios Panagiotou

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Ioannis Konstantinou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ioannis Konstantinou and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cüneyt Köz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christos Loukaidis

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

216 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

102 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christos Loukaidis

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

At 18, Ioannis Konstantinou is already the best thing here

An average of 6.69 in a first team he is several years too young for. Ermis have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Labros Ioannou is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Ermis baulk at the price for Giorgos Soteriou

Ethnikos Achnas wanted more than $42.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dilan Neves

Ermis asked and Santa Clara said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

215 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

110 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Ermis run riot against AE Kition

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou agrees terms with Doxa

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Ermis people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

A brace, and Panagiotis Kattirtzis takes the afternoon — 8.37

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Panagiotis Kattirtzis provided it, and the 8.37 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Rafail Eleftheriou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ioannis Konstantinou, 17, steals the show — 7.85

Marked 7.85 at 17, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The dugout

Burhan Ersoy says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Paralimni watching Labros Ioannou

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

214 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Martin Hinteregger breaks a bone — 119 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 119 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 8 signed and 11 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Cüneyt Köz and Ermis agree another 1 years.

Squad

The step up is real for Connor Austin

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $42.0K for Giorgos Soteriou

Ermis have gone to Ethnikos Achnas with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gastón Vega

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

213 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

128 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Labros Ioannou has said yes to Pafos

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ermis have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Angelos Neofytou turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Omonoia keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Real improvement from Stelios Panagiotou at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Stelios Panagiotou is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Ermis

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

St. Gallen tell Ermis: Charalabos Charalabous is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

212 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

138 days out for Martin Hinteregger after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Doxa watching Labros Ioannou

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Giorgos Soteriou

$39.0K on the table at Ethnikos Achnas. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ermis walk away from Giorgos Soteriou

$38.0K was the most the club would pay and Ethnikos Achnas were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Omonoia tell Ermis: Gilles Lentz is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kıvanç Küçükkarış is on it.

In brief

211 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

36 days out for Jovan Krneta after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz has improved at 38, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Giorgos Christofi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitris Pinakas is on it.

In brief

210 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Paralimni for Labros Ioannou was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Jovan Krneta signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jovan Krneta commits to Ermis for another 1 years.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The step up is real for Connor Austin

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Apollon tell Ermis: Jean-Marc Tiboué is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Seb Stacey is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Omonoia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christos Loukaidis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Market Cüneyt Köz runs his contract down
  • Boardroom Ermis keep producing them
  • Boardroom The Ermis board put their names to it
209 Edition

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29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Panagiotis Artymatas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Angelos Neofytou rejects the move

Ermis had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Omonoia, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

An offer of $38.0K for Giorgos Soteriou

Ermis have gone to Ethnikos Achnas with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Qarabag tell Ermis: Ivan Andonov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Kyriakos Christofi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Panagiotis Artymatas runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Ermis money.

In brief

208 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Labros Ioannou’s move to Doxa falls through

The deal that would have taken Labros Ioannou to Doxa has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Ermis with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The step up is real for Petros Economides

At 16 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Ermis walk away from Giorgos Soteriou

$38.0K was the most the club would pay and Ethnikos Achnas were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gilles Lentz

Ermis asked and Omonoia said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ivan Andonov is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Qarabag. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

207 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 71 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 71 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

Vid Belec will not be coming to Ermis

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Apollon is saying, and nobody at Ermis is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Giorgos Soteriou

$38.0K on the table at Ethnikos Achnas. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Charalambos Elia is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Dimitris Pinakas has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Artem Karpukas

Ermis asked and Ludogorets said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Seb Stacey

Omonoia have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

206 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ermis turn down Doxa for Labros Ioannou

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

$28.0K settles it between the clubs for Vid Belec

Apollon have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dzhuneyt Ali commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ermis count the cost of losing Kıvanç Küçükkarış

36 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

Ludogorets tell Ermis: Will Smallbone is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Panagiotis Artymatas is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Panagiotis Artymatas stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Christos Loukaidis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Christos Loukaidis, and the manager let it.

In brief

205 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Christos Loukaidis says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Doxa join the queue for Labros Ioannou

Add another name to the list: Doxa have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Labros Ioannou. The answer from Ermis has not changed — yet.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Vid Belec

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dzhuneyt Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Anton Shamin

A loan enquiry to Atromitos: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Panagiotis Artymatas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A season on the outside for Dzhuneyt Ali

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ermis has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

  • The dugout Kyriakos Christofi gets picked when it counts
  • Boardroom The Ermis production line keeps running
  • Boardroom The Ermis board choose calm
204 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Martin Hinteregger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

The step up is real for Stelios Panagiotou

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A late step up for Ben Winterburn

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Transfer targets

Sevilla tell Ermis: Amin Ramazanov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Artem Karpukas

Ludogorets have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Marcello Trippel

Panathinaikos have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Panagiotis Artymatas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

203 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Terms done: Labros Ioannou is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Nea Salamis waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Vid Belec turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Apollon keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Connor Austin at Ermis

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Connor Austin is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Charalabos Charalabous

Ermis asked and St. Gallen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Laurent Seji is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Ludogorets. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitris Pinakas is on it.

In brief

202 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Medical ends the Ioakeim Toubas deal

Everything was agreed with Pafos and then the doctor spoke. Ermis have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Pedro Naressi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ludogorets have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Shukron Yo'ldoshev

A loan enquiry to Pakhtakor: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Panagiotis Kattirtzis is on it.

The dugout

Christos Georgiou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christos Loukaidis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

201 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

118 days out for Jovan Krneta after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Doxa for Labros Ioannou was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Konstantinos Bakasetas asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ben Winterburn is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Ben Winterburn has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Ioakeim Toubas

A loan enquiry to Pafos: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Agustín Ruberto is in the works

Ermis have made the call to River Plate. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Matys Youst

Adana Demirspor have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

200 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

126 days out for Jovan Krneta after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ben Winterburn asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kıvanç Küçükkarış is on it.

Squad

Labros Ioannou wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Ermis will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

199 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 135 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 135 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Labros Ioannou

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Labros Ioannou will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Ermis will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Artymatas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

198 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 143 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Panagiotis Kattirtzis and Ermis agree another 4 years.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Labros Ioannou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Labros Ioannou, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

197 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jovan Krneta out for 151 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Panagiotis Artymatas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kıvanç Küçükkarış signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kıvanç Küçükkarış and Ermis agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dzhuneyt Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Cüneyt Köz

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

196 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jovan Krneta breaks a bone — 161 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 161 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kıvanç Küçükkarış is on it.

The dugout

Antonis Georgiou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ben Winterburn has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Ermis that is a harder question to answer.

The dugout

The manager makes Labros Ioannou a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Still no signature from Dimitris Chatziisaias

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

In brief

  • Boardroom Ermis keep producing them
  • Boardroom The Ermis board put their names to it
195 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Labros Ioannou is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ermis is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitris Pinakas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Miguel Rajani story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Miguel Rajani signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Match

Ermis have something to play for

Position 4 on 44 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

194 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Rafail Eleftheriou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ben Winterburn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Panagiotis Kattirtzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Ben Winterburn asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christos Loukaidis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

193 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ivan Ljubić signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ivan Ljubić commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Ermis and Jovan Krneta

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Ben Winterburn knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ben Winterburn trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Dzhuneyt Ali still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Ermis would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

192 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Ben Winterburn remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Ermis would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

Dimitris Chatziisaias runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Ermis money.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Ben Winterburn

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Ben Winterburn’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

191 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Labros Ioannou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivan Ljubić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ben Winterburn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Labros Ioannou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Labros Ioannou: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Ermis will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

190 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Panagiotis Kattirtzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Antonis Georgiou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Christos Loukaidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christos Loukaidis signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

189 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jovan Krneta knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Connor Austin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Kyriakos Christofi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

“I want to play”: Connor Austin speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

188 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Labros Ioannou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Cüneyt Köz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cüneyt Köz and Ermis agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ben Winterburn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Martin Hinteregger is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Martin Hinteregger stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Ermis keep their word to Ivan Ljubić

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Antonis Georgiou

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Antonis Georgiou has come out of that comparison in the side, and Ermis have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

When it matters, Kıvanç Küçükkarış plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Martin Hinteregger knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

187 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Panagiotis Artymatas asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Labros Ioannou

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Labros Ioannou will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ermis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Dimitris Dimitriou for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Ermis will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Kıvanç Küçükkarış gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dimitris Pinakas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Ben Winterburn asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Miguel Rajani story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Miguel Rajani signs something — a contract at Ermis or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

186 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Labros Ioannou has said yes to Pafos

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ermis have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Full time on the season at Ermis

Position 4 on 44 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Panagiotis Kattirtzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Ljubić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Apollon

0‑2 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Ljubić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Mario Simunovic faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Mario Simunovic after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

185 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ermis let it slip despite Panagiotis Kattirtzis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Ethnikos Achnas were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

A brace, and Christos Loukaidis takes the afternoon — 9.01

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Christos Loukaidis provided it, and the 9.01 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them Panagiotis Kattirtzis's — 8.50

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.50, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Ivan Ljubić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Christos Loukaidis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Ben Winterburn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Savvas Michos

Ermis asked and Anorthosis said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Panagiotis Kattirtzis

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

184 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

At 17, Antonis Georgiou is already the best thing here

An average of 6.58 in a first team he is several years too young for. Ermis have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

3 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Ilyas Baig is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Slovan Bratislava is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Jovan Krneta signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jovan Krneta and Ermis agree another 1 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Panagiotis Kattirtzis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Ljubić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Harrison Ashby

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ludogorets have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Omonoia

0‑2 to Omonoia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Christos Loukaidis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief