Groningen U18

Dutch Eredivisie U18
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Groningen Courier

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yénio Holder damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tijme Wessels breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 35, rolls back the years — 8.41

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.41 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Thiago Parga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and Cambuur in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Cambuur take the points off Groningen

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Groningen Courier

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yénio Holder

92 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

David van der Werff drives the Groningen comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until David van der Werff decided otherwise. Excelsior had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Player ratings

David van der Werff, 34, rolls back the years — 9.54

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.54 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

11 seasons of Gonzalo Crettaz

121 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

David van der Werff sends Groningen past Excelsior

It finished 4‑3, and it was David van der Werff’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Groningen.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Roméo Garnier is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.22. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Groningen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

631 Edition

The Groningen Courier

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yénio Holder

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Thijmen Blokzijl yet — 8.88

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.88 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Denzel Weghorst hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and Twente go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and Twente, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 9.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ryan Dost

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

630 Edition

The Groningen Courier

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yénio Holder

106 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jamal Gonzaga takes the afternoon — 9.27

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jamal Gonzaga provided it, and the 9.27 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Kenneth Depay hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and Zwolle go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and Zwolle, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Groningen come up short against Zwolle

Zwolle left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tyrique Mercera

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

629 Edition

The Groningen Courier

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yénio Holder damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tijme Wessels breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jismerai Dillema takes the afternoon — 8.94

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jismerai Dillema provided it, and the 8.94 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

David van der Werff, 33, rolls back the years — 9.16

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.16 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

8 goals as Groningen and NEC go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Groningen and NEC, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Groningen are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Groningen

7 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

628 Edition

The Groningen Courier

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Tijme Wessels out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A move Quincy Berghuis would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Quincy Berghuis is living that version at Groningen, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Givenciyo Sabajo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

David van der Werff signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” David van der Werff commits to Groningen for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Denzel Weghorst has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Groningen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

627 Edition

The Groningen Courier

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Tijme Wessels out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Travis Hernes has been here 12 seasons

60 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Groningen

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Groningen is running low.

Market

Denzel Weghorst puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mick Tiel says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

David van der Werff stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David van der Werff and Groningen agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

626 Edition

The Groningen Courier

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Tijme Wessels out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kenneth Depay asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

625 Edition

The Groningen Courier

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Tijme Wessels out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Thiago Parga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Stije Resink for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Groningen will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Heerenveen come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Groningen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

624 Edition

The Groningen Courier

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl comes home a champion

A Groningen player has won an international tournament, and there is no version of that sentence a club page can print without a certain amount of borrowed glory. He goes back into training in a fortnight with 8 caps and a medal nobody here had anything to do with.

Squad

Ramzy El Khiari: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Wesley Brobbey puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Cambuur come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Groningen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

623 Edition

The Groningen Courier

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gonzalo Crettaz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tijme Wessels: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Groningen

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stije Resink wants more than Groningen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Roméo Garnier is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Jamal Gonzaga plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Groningen academy

8 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Market

The Thijmen Blokzijl question follows Groningen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Thijmen Blokzijl’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

622 Edition

The Groningen Courier

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Givenciyo Sabajo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denzel Weghorst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denzel Weghorst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Real improvement from Patrick Van de Beek at Groningen

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Patrick Van de Beek is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Steven De Roon signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Steven De Roon and Groningen agree another 4 years.

In brief

621 Edition

The Groningen Courier

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, David van der Werff plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Björn Otte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

De Graafschap expected to open talks for Wesley Brobbey

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Groningen will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Jismerai Dillema linked with a move away

The name of Jismerai Dillema keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Groningen say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

620 Edition

The Groningen Courier

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Denzel Weghorst asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Thijmen Blokzijl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Heerenveen expected to open talks for Denzel Weghorst

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Groningen will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Gonzalo Crettaz is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Groningen has been clear about where Gonzalo Crettaz stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

619 Edition

The Groningen Courier

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Groningen

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Lovro Štubljar has been here 11 seasons

85 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Kenneth Depay asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roméo Garnier signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Roméo Garnier commits to Groningen for another 4 years.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Groningen may not be able to give Thiago Parga what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Thiago Parga wants continental football; whether Groningen can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Market

The Thijmen Blokzijl question follows Groningen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Thijmen Blokzijl’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Boardroom

$606.8K a year onto the Groningen books

A new partner, a signature and a photograph nobody will remember. It funds a fortnight of wages, which is more than most headlines on this page can say for themselves.

In brief

618 Edition

The Groningen Courier

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Givenciyo Sabajo asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

617 Edition

The Groningen Courier

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tyrique Mercera damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Robin Kelder: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Groningen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Tyrell Dendoe has agreed to leave Groningen for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

616 Edition

The Groningen Courier

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tyrique Mercera damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Arnaut De Vrij comes home

The shirt still fits. Arnaut De Vrij is back at Groningen, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

David van der Werff has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Groningen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Luka Robben linked with a move away

The name of Luka Robben keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Groningen say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

615 Edition

The Groningen Courier

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tyrique Mercera damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

614 Edition

The Groningen Courier

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tyrique Mercera damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jamal Gonzaga signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jamal Gonzaga and Groningen agree another 2 years.

In brief

613 Edition

The Groningen Courier

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ryan Dost breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ruben Bloem: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

612 Edition

The Groningen Courier

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ryan Dost breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

611 Edition

The Groningen Courier

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ryan Dost breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Roméo Garnier is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

610 Edition

The Groningen Courier

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ryan Dost breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Luka Robben takes the afternoon — 8.99

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luka Robben provided it, and the 8.99 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

10 seasons of Björn Otte

113 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 35, rolls back the years — 7.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.85 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Stije Resink wants more than Groningen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Groningen are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Match

Luka Robben the difference as Groningen beat Roda

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Luka Robben. 3‑1 against Roda, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

609 Edition

The Groningen Courier

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Dost out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Virgil Van de Beek: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David van der Werff is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Groningen come up short against Heracles

Heracles left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Groningen leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Virgil Van de Beek could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

608 Edition

The Groningen Courier

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Dost out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 35, rolls back the years — 8.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.91 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Robin Kelder keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jismerai Dillema

13 goals and a season average of 7.42 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Arnaut Depay has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Groningen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Ramzy El Khiari sends Groningen past Willem II

It finished 3‑2, and it was Ramzy El Khiari’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Groningen.

Player ratings

Luka Robben in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Groningen. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

In brief

607 Edition

The Groningen Courier

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Stije Resink breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Groningen

3‑6 against Ajax, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

David van der Werff scores twice — 8.30

Two goals and a mark of 8.30 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lovro Štubljar

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Björn Otte: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and Ajax in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.75. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Inquest at Groningen

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

606 Edition

The Groningen Courier

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Stije Resink breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jamal Gonzaga yet — 9.43

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.43 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl has been here 14 seasons

477 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and De Graafschap go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and De Graafschap, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Luka Robben sends Groningen past De Graafschap

It finished 4‑2, and it was Luka Robben’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Groningen.

Player ratings

Luka Robben was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.31. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

  • Player ratings Roméo Garnier was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Boardroom Wages eat 86% of everything Groningen earn
  • Market The Mees Eppink talk will not go away
605 Edition

The Groningen Courier

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Luka Robben takes the afternoon — 9.22

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luka Robben provided it, and the 9.22 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Groningen leave it late against ADO Den Haag

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 85th, and ADO Den Haag spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl has been here 14 seasons

476 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Groningen see off ADO Den Haag

Three points for Groningen, 2‑1 the final word against ADO Den Haag in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Calvin Carrilho was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.15. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

604 Edition

The Groningen Courier

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Groningen

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Utrecht kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Groningen will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Tika de Jonge's — 8.71

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.71, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga, 33, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A day Jamal Gonzaga will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Travis Hernes says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Arnaut Depay is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Groningen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Honours even between Groningen and Utrecht

5‑5, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

603 Edition

The Groningen Courier

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Groningen

A 2‑5 beating by Feyenoord was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga, 33, rolls back the years — 9.03

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.03 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tijme Wessels says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and Feyenoord in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Luka Robben was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.30. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

602 Edition

The Groningen Courier

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Nils Eggens has been here 13 seasons

120 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luka Robben

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jismerai Dillema

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Groningen share the spoils with PSV

A 1‑1 draw with PSV leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Heracles are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Groningen will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

The Mees Eppink talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Groningen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

601 Edition

The Groningen Courier

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Luka Robben

Defensive actions: 37. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Thijmen Blokzijl

Defensive actions: 32. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

David van der Werff, 33, rolls back the years — 8.99

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.99 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

13 seasons of Nils Eggens

120 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Groningen supporters have found a favourite in Ryan Dost

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Ryan Dost has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Groningen get the job done against Heerenveen

A 1‑0 win over Heerenveen, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

600 Edition

The Groningen Courier

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 34, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Arnaut Depay

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arnaut Depay will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 9.38 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Groningen find a way past Vitesse

Vitesse made Groningen work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Luka Robben in the eights

A performance of 9.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

599 Edition

The Groningen Courier

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

AZ punish Groningen for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Roméo Garnier will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Groningen escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Groningen

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Owen Pleijsier: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luka Robben

Marked 8.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Roméo Garnier

Marked 8.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

598 Edition

The Groningen Courier

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David van der Werff yet — 9.15

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.15 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Arnaut Depay asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lovro Štubljar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cambuur take the points off Groningen

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

David van der Werff is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.44 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

597 Edition

The Groningen Courier

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

13 seasons of David van der Werff

439 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jamal Gonzaga yet — 8.38

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.38 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

David van der Werff stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David van der Werff and Groningen agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Stije Resink raises the bar for Groningen

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Groningen heard it as anything else.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The wait goes on for Groningen

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Groningen supporters have found a favourite in Ryan Dost

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Ryan Dost has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ryan Dost at his very best

Marked 8.78. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

In brief

596 Edition

The Groningen Courier

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 93 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David van der Werff yet — 8.81

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

595 Edition

The Groningen Courier

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David van der Werff yet — 8.62

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.62 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Jismerai Dillema

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jismerai Dillema, and the manager let it.

Match

Groningen and Zwolle take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Thijmen Blokzijl question follows Groningen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Thijmen Blokzijl’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jamal Gonzaga

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

594 Edition

The Groningen Courier

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jismerai Dillema takes the afternoon — 8.88

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jismerai Dillema provided it, and the 8.88 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Nils Eggens: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jamal Gonzaga yet — 8.17

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jismerai Dillema’s goal not enough for Groningen

Jismerai Dillema scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to NEC, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

593 Edition

The Groningen Courier

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stije Resink breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No mercy from Groningen

Roda will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Groningen were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Both of them Jismerai Dillema's — 8.68

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.68, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga, 33, rolls back the years — 9.43

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.43 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mees Eppink signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mees Eppink commits to Groningen for another 4 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luka Robben

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

592 Edition

The Groningen Courier

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Stije Resink breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Groningen leaking at the back

11 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Groningen come up short against Heracles

Heracles left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.67. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Roméo Garnier at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

Squad

When it matters, Thijmen Blokzijl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

591 Edition

The Groningen Courier

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stije Resink out for 132 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

10 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Groningen supporters have found a favourite in Ryan Dost

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Ryan Dost has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ryan Dost was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.78. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

No hiding place for Calvin Carrilho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Calvin Carrilho, and the manager let it.

In brief

590 Edition

The Groningen Courier

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Groningen out

Out, 2‑3 to Heerenveen, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Groningen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David van der Werff yet — 8.83

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.83 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Travis Hernes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Roméo Garnier among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Roméo Garnier on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Groningen and Ajax.

In brief

589 Edition

The Groningen Courier

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught David van der Werff yet — 8.42

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.42 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Groningen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Calvin Carrilho stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Calvin Carrilho and Groningen agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Thijmen Blokzijl

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 8.83 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Jismerai Dillema rescues a point for Groningen

It needed Jismerai Dillema to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against De Graafschap, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

588 Edition

The Groningen Courier

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Calvin Carrilho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A fracture rules Calvin Dost out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 34, rolls back the years — 9.04

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.04 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and ADO Den Haag in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Groningen get the job done against ADO Den Haag

A 4‑2 win over ADO Den Haag, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Thijmen Blokzijl at his very best

Marked 9.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

In brief

587 Edition

The Groningen Courier

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Utrecht

0‑2 to Utrecht, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jamal Gonzaga

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Thijmen Blokzijl story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Thijmen Blokzijl signs something — a contract at Groningen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

586 Edition

The Groningen Courier

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Feyenoord punish Groningen for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Jismerai Dillema will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Groningen escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

David van der Werff, 33, rolls back the years — 9.13

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.13 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Robin Kelder says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Groningen

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Groningen leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

585 Edition

The Groningen Courier

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ruben Bloem keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against PSV

1‑2 to PSV, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jamal Gonzaga

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

584 Edition

The Groningen Courier

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

13 seasons of Tika de Jonge

428 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Player ratings

David van der Werff, 33, rolls back the years — 8.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.81 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Stije Resink wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Groningen hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Heerenveen

1‑3 to Heerenveen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Roméo Garnier

17 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

583 Edition

The Groningen Courier

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Stijn van Gassel asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Vitesse take the points off Groningen

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Luka Robben

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luka Robben, and the manager let it.

The terraces

Groningen supporters have found a favourite in Ryan Dost

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Ryan Dost has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Thijmen Blokzijl

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

582 Edition

The Groningen Courier

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 20 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 72 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 72 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Groningen win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. AZ will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Calvin Dost breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Dylano van Niftrik has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Groningen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Groningen find a way past AZ

AZ made Groningen work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

581 Edition

The Groningen Courier

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ilias Splinter gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ilias Splinter has just signed for Groningen, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Roméo Garnier

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David van der Werff

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Groningen and Cambuur

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Jismerai Dillema talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Groningen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Ilias Splinter joins Groningen on a free

No fee and no drama: Ilias Splinter has signed at Groningen, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

580 Edition

The Groningen Courier

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Stije Resink shuts the door

Defensive actions: 37, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Hoogeveen out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Luka Robben shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

10 seasons of Björn Otte

104 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 9.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Groningen find a way past Excelsior

Excelsior made Groningen work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jamal Gonzaga

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

579 Edition

The Groningen Courier

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Hoogeveen out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Donny Aké is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Groningen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Thijmen Blokzijl was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Roméo Garnier

13 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Honours even between Groningen and Twente

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

578 Edition

The Groningen Courier

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Milan Hoogeveen out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tika de Jonge yet — 8.06

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.06 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Dylano van Niftrik is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Groningen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Thijmen Blokzijl among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Thijmen Blokzijl on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Groningen and Zwolle.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Zwolle

2‑4 to Zwolle, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

577 Edition

The Groningen Courier

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Groningen let it slip despite Jismerai Dillema

Jismerai Dillema had done his part in building a 3-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and NEC were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Both of them Jismerai Dillema's — 8.83

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.83, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Milan Hoogeveen breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 34, rolls back the years — 8.68

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.68 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David van der Werff

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Roméo Garnier

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

576 Edition

The Groningen Courier

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Milan Hoogeveen breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Groningen lose Stijn van Gassel

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Groningen

12 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Daley Babel joins the Groningen first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Daley Babel is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

575 Edition

The Groningen Courier

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz has been here 9 seasons

119 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Donny Aké

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Donny Aké will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

The Mees Eppink story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mees Eppink signs something — a contract at Groningen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

574 Edition

The Groningen Courier

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonzalo Crettaz

129 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

573 Edition

The Groningen Courier

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wout Weghorst damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

572 Edition

The Groningen Courier

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wout Weghorst damages knee ligaments — 74 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 74 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

571 Edition

The Groningen Courier

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wout Weghorst damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nils Eggens has been here 12 seasons

117 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Ramzy El Khiari says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Stije Resink wants more than Groningen are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

Donny Aké has agreed to leave Groningen for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Boardroom

Groningen sign 8 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Market

The Mees Eppink story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mees Eppink signs something — a contract at Groningen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Owen Pleijsier in it

Groningen have let the market know Owen Pleijsier can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

570 Edition

The Groningen Courier

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wout Weghorst

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

569 Edition

The Groningen Courier

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wout Weghorst damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Yénio Holder breaks a bone — 62 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 62 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

568 Edition

The Groningen Courier

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, David van der Werff plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

567 Edition

The Groningen Courier

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

13 seasons of Thijmen Blokzijl

453 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Squad

David van der Werff signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” David van der Werff commits to Groningen for another 2 years.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Denzel Timber has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Groningen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

The Mees Eppink story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mees Eppink signs something — a contract at Groningen or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

566 Edition

The Groningen Courier

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl has been here 13 seasons

453 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Donny Aké puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Groningen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Donny Aké keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Thijmen Blokzijl linked with a move away

The name of Thijmen Blokzijl keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Groningen say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

565 Edition

The Groningen Courier

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Yénio Holder out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Thijmen Blokzijl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

564 Edition

The Groningen Courier

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yénio Holder breaks a bone — 99 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 99 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Björn Otte keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Groningen agree a free transfer for Denzel Janssen

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

In brief

563 Edition

The Groningen Courier

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yénio Holder breaks a bone — 106 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 106 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Owen Pleijsier: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

562 Edition

The Groningen Courier

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yénio Holder breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nils Eggens: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

561 Edition

The Groningen Courier

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yénio Holder breaks a bone — 120 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 120 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

560 Edition

The Groningen Courier

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ramzy El Khiari keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Soufiane Ben Addi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Groningen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

559 Edition

The Groningen Courier

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Thijmen Blokzijl plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Robin Kelder gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

558 Edition

The Groningen Courier

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Tyrell Dendoe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Stije Resink raises the bar for Groningen

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Groningen heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thomas Kok signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thomas Kok and Groningen agree another 2 years.

Squad

A month that belonged to Steven De Roon

The young player of the month award goes to a 20-year-old at Groningen who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

In brief

557 Edition

The Groningen Courier

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Groningen win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 94th minute. Roda will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David van der Werff

15 goals and a season average of 7.57 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Stije Resink, 33, rolls back the years — 8.44

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.44 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Denzel Timber is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Groningen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Groningen see off Roda

Three points for Groningen, 4‑3 the final word against Roda in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Luka Robben at his very best

Marked 9.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

In brief

556 Edition

The Groningen Courier

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Luka Robben

39 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Steven De Roon, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.67

A mark of 7.67 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Steven De Roon keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Soufiane Ben Addi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Soufiane Ben Addi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl is carrying Groningen

9 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

Groningen supporters have found a favourite in Steven De Roon

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Steven De Roon has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

555 Edition

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16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David van der Werff

14 goals and a season average of 7.53 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Luka Robben’s goal not enough for Groningen

Luka Robben scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Willem II, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Roméo Garnier

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Roméo Garnier, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Luka Robben

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier could have had three

14 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

554 Edition

The Groningen Courier

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lovro Štubljar

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tika de Jonge yet — 8.56

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.56 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Groningen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Thijmen Blokzijl and Groningen agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ajax take the points off Groningen

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jismerai Dillema

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Thijmen Blokzijl linked with a move away

The name of Thijmen Blokzijl keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Groningen say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

553 Edition

The Groningen Courier

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga scores twice — 9.57

Two goals and a mark of 9.57 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 34, rolls back the years — 7.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.84 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Thijmen Blokzijl and Groningen agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Groningen are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and De Graafschap in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Jamal Gonzaga sends Groningen past De Graafschap

It finished 4‑2, and it was Jamal Gonzaga’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Groningen.

In brief

552 Edition

The Groningen Courier

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Ramzy El Khiari breaks ADO Den Haag hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Ramzy El Khiari scored in the 89th minute, ADO Den Haag had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Groningen took the lot.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Soufiane Ben Addi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Soufiane Ben Addi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Groningen to lose Soufiane Ben Addi for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Soufiane Ben Addi has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Groningen leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Ramzy El Khiari sends Groningen past ADO Den Haag

It finished 3‑2, and it was Ramzy El Khiari’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Groningen.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.38 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

551 Edition

The Groningen Courier

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

David van der Werff scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tika de Jonge yet — 8.82

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

David van der Werff is carrying Groningen

14 goals and a season average of 7.55. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tijme Wessels: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The wait goes on for Groningen

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and Utrecht go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and Utrecht, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Groningen leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

550 Edition

The Groningen Courier

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Groningen

0‑5 against Feyenoord, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tyrique Mercera

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jismerai Dillema is carrying Groningen

6 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Groningen dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mees Eppink

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Roméo Garnier

15 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

Luka Robben linked with a move away

The name of Luka Robben keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Groningen say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

549 Edition

The Groningen Courier

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Luka Robben takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luka Robben provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Calvin Carrilho says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Gonzalo Crettaz keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

David van der Werff has been here 12 seasons

411 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

David van der Werff is carrying Groningen

12 goals and a season average of 7.53. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and PSV in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

David van der Werff was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nils Eggens was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Luka Robben rescues a point for Groningen

It needed Luka Robben to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against PSV, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

548 Edition

The Groningen Courier

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Groningen let it slip despite Jamal Gonzaga

Jamal Gonzaga had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Heerenveen were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David van der Werff is carrying Groningen

11 goals and a season average of 7.48. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Luka Robben was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.81. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David van der Werff

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

547 Edition

The Groningen Courier

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Groningen run riot against Vitesse

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Stije Resink yet — 8.62

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.62 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jamal Gonzaga was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.47. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thijmen Blokzijl

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jismerai Dillema at his very best

Marked 9.05. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ryan Dost

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Thijmen Blokzijl

8 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

546 Edition

The Groningen Courier

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Thijmen Blokzijl scores twice — 8.87

Two goals and a mark of 8.87 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

No end in sight to Groningen's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Groningen has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Tika de Jonge, 33, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Thijmen Blokzijl among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Thijmen Blokzijl on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Groningen and AZ.

Market

Willem II are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Groningen will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

545 Edition

The Groningen Courier

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

12 seasons of Stije Resink

424 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Groningen know what they have.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Robin Kelder: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Eyes on Luka Robben again

The phone has started ringing about Luka Robben again, and this time the name on the line is Willem II. Groningen are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

The wait goes on for Groningen

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thijmen Blokzijl

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Groningen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

544 Edition

The Groningen Courier

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ruben Bloem: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Groningen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

4 matches without a win for Groningen

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Groningen are no longer polite ones.

Squad

David van der Werff is carrying Groningen

10 goals and a season average of 7.44. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Excelsior take the points off Groningen

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David van der Werff

Marked 8.99 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jamal Gonzaga

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Thijmen Blokzijl talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Groningen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

543 Edition

The Groningen Courier

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David van der Werff

9 goals and a season average of 7.39 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ryan Dost

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ryan Dost was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

542 Edition

The Groningen Courier

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tika de Jonge out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Tika de Jonge, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Groningen against Zwolle

2‑3 to Zwolle, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Groningen

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jismerai Dillema at his very best

Marked 8.80. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of David van der Werff at his very best

Marked 8.71. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Stije Resink

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Groningen, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

541 Edition

The Groningen Courier

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Soufiane Ben Addi says Groningen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Tyrique Mercera

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tyrique Mercera, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David van der Werff

Marked 8.99 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

No time for NEC to settle

The goal that put NEC ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Groningen equalised, 2 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Match

Groningen and NEC take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Boardroom

90% of the income goes out in wages at Groningen

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

540 Edition

The Groningen Courier

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

3 goals for David van der Werff

The match ball belongs to David van der Werff, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Stije Resink raises the bar for Groningen

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Groningen heard it as anything else.

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Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Groningen cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

David van der Werff was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and Roda go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and Roda, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Groningen get the job done against Roda

A 4‑2 win over Roda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

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Roméo Garnier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

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24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

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A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

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Roméo Garnier takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

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Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

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Roméo Garnier in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

6 goals as Groningen and Heracles go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Groningen and Heracles, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Groningen see off Heracles

Three points for Groningen, 4‑2 the final word against Heracles in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jismerai Dillema

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ryan Dost in the eights

A performance of 8.89 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

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A one-man rearguard from Gonzalo Crettaz

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Groningen bow out of the cup

Heerenveen go through and Groningen go home, 2‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

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Groningen count the cost of losing Tika de Jonge

44 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

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Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of David van der Werff at his very best

Marked 9.36. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Groningen.

Match

Groningen find a way past Willem II

Willem II made Groningen work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Luka Robben was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.55. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

David van der Werff has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Groningen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

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10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Groningen

A 1‑4 beating by Ajax was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mees Eppink

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

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Tempers go at Groningen

David van der Werff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Roméo Garnier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ryan Dost

Marked 8.40 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Groningen

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Groningen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

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Roméo Garnier leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

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3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

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Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

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David van der Werff signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” David van der Werff commits to Groningen for another 2 years.

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David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jismerai Dillema in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Groningen and De Graafschap take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

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27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

David van der Werff leads the rout of ADO Den Haag

7‑2, and David van der Werff took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Groningen tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Both of them David van der Werff's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Roméo Garnier scores twice — 9.12

Two goals and a mark of 9.12 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

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Julian van Esdonk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

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Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ramzy El Khiari has a hand in both — 7.80

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.80, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Match

9 goals as Groningen and ADO Den Haag go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Groningen and ADO Den Haag, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

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A masterclass from Thijmen Blokzijl

Marked 9.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ryan Dost

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

534 Edition

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20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Mees Eppink keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Roméo Garnier takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Roméo Garnier provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

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Groningen lose Tika de Jonge

74 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

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David van der Werff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Roméo Garnier rescues a point for Groningen

It needed Roméo Garnier to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Utrecht, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

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