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19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Thun Post

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

31 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nils Reichmuth yet — 8.10

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Thun

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

St. Gallen take the points off Thun

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The one thing Said Zaidi could not do

Shots: 14, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nuno Correia

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Thun pick somebody else ahead of Justin Roth

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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632 Edition

The Thun Post

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

30 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Philipp Seferovic keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ben Gibson asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Philipp Seferovic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Thun is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against Grasshopper

0‑2 to Grasshopper, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ben Gibson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Said Zaidi could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

631 Edition

The Thun Post

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

29 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Furkan Dursun's — 9.92

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.92, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

A 3-goal lead gone for Thun

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Vaduz kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Thun will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Match

Thun sink to position 9

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Nils Reichmuth, 36, rolls back the years — 8.71

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.71 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Philipp Seferovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Thun, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Michael Heule in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

630 Edition

The Thun Post

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

28 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The small margins put Thun out

Out, 0‑3 to Lugano, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Lugano leaves Thun explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Market

Kirill Ushatov asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Marcin Zalewski runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Fabio Fehr gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

629 Edition

The Thun Post

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

26 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marc Gutbub yet — 8.80

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Philipp Seferovic keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Remo Okafor asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Furkan Dursun

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Furkan Dursun, and the manager let it.

Match

Thun settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Sion spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Match

Thun and Sion take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

628 Edition

The Thun Post

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

25 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Philipp Seferovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Thun may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Philipp Seferovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Philipp Seferovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Thun the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Fabio Fehr stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fabio Fehr and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Matteo Mantini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against Zurich

0‑1 to Zurich, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Furkan Dursun

11 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Ben Gibson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

627 Edition

The Thun Post

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

24 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 24, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marc Gutbub yet — 8.62

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.62 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Thomas Dolberg asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fabio Fehr stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fabio Fehr and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Fabio Fehr was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Remo Okafor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Thun they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Young Boys take the points off Thun

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

626 Edition

The Thun Post

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

23 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 23, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Niklas Steffen

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Albian Schär

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Adame Faiz's — 8.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Francesco Nuvoli says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Furkan Dursun yet — 8.17

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Philipp Seferovic asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against Basel

3‑5 to Basel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

625 Edition

The Thun Post

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Remo Okafor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Thun can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thomas Dolberg says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

10 academy players handed senior numbers at Thun

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Silvan Rodriguez steps up from the Thun academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Silvan Rodriguez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Thun promote Albian Xhaka from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Albian Xhaka has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

  • Market One of our own: Michel Xhaka joins the Thun first team
  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad Freddie Best knocks on the manager’s door
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
624 Edition

The Thun Post

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Michael Heule was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Matteo Mantini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

623 Edition

The Thun Post

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Philipp Shaqiri puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Thun, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bastian Demichelis has been here 9 seasons

40 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Michael Dacosta González signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Dacosta González and Thun agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

622 Edition

The Thun Post

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Thun sink to position 10

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nuno Correia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

621 Edition

The Thun Post

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Philipp Seferovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Thun, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Matteo Mantini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Marcin Zalewski's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Thun are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Gonçalo Paiva signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gonçalo Paiva commits to Thun for another 2 years.

Market

Still no ink between Thun and Dawid Piatek

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Thun, another week without a signature from Dawid Piatek.

In brief

620 Edition

The Thun Post

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Dawid Piatek would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Dawid Piatek is living that version at Thun, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fabio Fehr is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ben Gibson wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Thun know it.

Market

Thun buy the years ahead of Loris Embolo

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

Thun bring in an old head

Dzhilindo Bezhubchenko is 35 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

619 Edition

The Thun Post

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Thun interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

Marc Gutbub has been here 14 seasons

280 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Ben Gibson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Thun can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Philipp Seferovic: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Thun have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Furkan Dursun signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Furkan Dursun and Thun agree another 2 years.

In brief

618 Edition

The Thun Post

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Alexandr Kanaplin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Thun is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Alexandr Kanaplin has agreed to leave Thun for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Somebody is after Michael Heule’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Michael Heule suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Thun have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

617 Edition

The Thun Post

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Philipp Seferovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Thun can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

616 Edition

The Thun Post

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Thomas Dolberg says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nuno Correia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

615 Edition

The Thun Post

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Thun

Day 9 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

In brief

614 Edition

The Thun Post

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Thun run out of patience with Admir Akanji

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Admir Akanji clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Thun have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Thun for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Lucien Dähler has been here 11 seasons

121 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nils Reichmuth and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

  • Squad Matteo Mantini in a row with a teammate
  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Thun pull $1.5M back off the table
613 Edition

The Thun Post

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Thun

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Fabio Fehr in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nuno Correia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad Fabio Fehr has become a man the manager trusts
  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Manolis Bargiotas's mistake
  • Boardroom Thun keep producing them
612 Edition

The Thun Post

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

611 Edition

The Thun Post

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

610 Edition

The Thun Post

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 10, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Michael Heule signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Heule commits to Thun for another 2 years.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

609 Edition

The Thun Post

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Thun boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

608 Edition

The Thun Post

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

607 Edition

The Thun Post

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Matteo Mantini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nuno Correia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

606 Edition

The Thun Post

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

12 seasons of Michael Heule

220 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Thun know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Fabio Fehr was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Justin Roth signs a new deal
  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
605 Edition

The Thun Post

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Thun boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Michael Heule has been here 12 seasons

220 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Fabio Fehr in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

604 Edition

The Thun Post

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nuno Correia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

603 Edition

The Thun Post

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

602 Edition

The Thun Post

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun sink to position 10

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Thun spell it out for Admir Akanji

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Admir Akanji has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

18 seasons of Justin Roth

334 appearances across 18 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Thun know what they have.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Marcin Zalewski's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Thun are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

  • Boardroom Thun pull $1.5M back off the table
  • Boardroom Thun sign a deal worth $345.3K a year
  • Market The market said no: Alexandr Kanaplin stays put
  • Boardroom Thun were not finished after all
601 Edition

The Thun Post

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Thun

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Thun is running low.

Squad

Justin Roth has been here 18 seasons

334 appearances across 18 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Ben Gibson's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Thun are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The market said no: Eliseo Vázquez stays put

Thun opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Eliseo Vázquez stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

  • Boardroom Thun keep producing them
  • Boardroom Thun answer back
600 Edition

The Thun Post

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matteo Mantini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

599 Edition

The Thun Post

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Alexandr Kanaplin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Thun may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Fabio Fehr in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

598 Edition

The Thun Post

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Ben Gibson says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad When it matters, Fabio Fehr plays
  • Market Nico Benito leaves for nothing
597 Edition

The Thun Post

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Edimilson Vargas

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Fabio Fehr stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fabio Fehr and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

596 Edition

The Thun Post

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Edimilson Vargas

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 92% of everything Thun earn
  • Squad Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts
595 Edition

The Thun Post

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Edimilson Vargas damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

594 Edition

The Thun Post

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad When it matters, Fabio Fehr plays
593 Edition

The Thun Post

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Said Zaidi out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Michael Dacosta González stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Dacosta González and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Matteo Mantini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

592 Edition

The Thun Post

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Lucien Dähler: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Thun have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Fabio Fehr was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Ben Gibson wants to go home
  • Boardroom 97% of the income goes out in wages at Thun
591 Edition

The Thun Post

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

590 Edition

The Thun Post

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

22 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 22, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 10 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Marc Gutbub, 34, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

A brace, and Nuno Correia takes the afternoon — 8.44

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nuno Correia provided it, and the 8.44 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

10 goals as Thun and Luzern go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 10 goals between Thun and Luzern, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

No hiding place for Fabio Fehr

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fabio Fehr, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kaïs Fofana at his very best

Marked 8.55. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

In brief

589 Edition

The Thun Post

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

21 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Niklas Steffen keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Furkan Dursun stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Furkan Dursun and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against St. Gallen

0‑1 to St. Gallen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Still no ink between Thun and Lucien Dähler

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Thun, another week without a signature from Lucien Dähler.

Player ratings

Furkan Dursun keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Marc Gutbub runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

588 Edition

The Thun Post

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Said Zaidi out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Eliseo Vázquez, 36, rolls back the years — 8.19

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.19 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Kaïs Fofana has been here 10 seasons

38 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Mario Elvedi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Thun is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Furkan Dursun stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Furkan Dursun and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nuno Correia in the eights

A performance of 8.73 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Furkan Dursun in the eights

A performance of 8.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

587 Edition

The Thun Post

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Said Zaidi out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marc Gutbub yet — 9.01

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kaïs Fofana

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Marc Gutbub rescues a point for Thun

It needed Marc Gutbub to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Vaduz, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

586 Edition

The Thun Post

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 10, 3 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Said Zaidi breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against Lugano

1‑2 to Lugano, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Adame Faiz

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Said Zaidi could have had three

14 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

585 Edition

The Thun Post

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Niklas Steffen keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Fabio Fehr was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ben Gibson wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Thun know it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Noah Rupp

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marc Gutbub

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Justin Roth was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Michael Dacosta González keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

  • Match No goals between Thun and Sion
  • Market Talks stall between Thun and Said Zaidi
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
584 Edition

The Thun Post

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Edimilson Vargas

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Thun leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Fabio Fehr has been here 13 seasons

367 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marc Gutbub yet — 8.34

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.34 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nils Reichmuth commits to Thun for another 2 years.

Market

Mario Elvedi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Thun is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Zurich take the points off Thun

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

583 Edition

The Thun Post

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Edimilson Vargas

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Thun leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Thun come up short against Young Boys

Young Boys left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michael Heule

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Said Zaidi at his very best

Marked 8.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

In brief

582 Edition

The Thun Post

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 10, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Thun

A 0‑5 beating by Basel was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Niklas Steffen keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Thun leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Furkan Dursun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Thun

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

581 Edition

The Thun Post

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A day Said Zaidi will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alexandr Kanaplin yet — 8.70

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.70 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Thun against Luzern

4‑5 to Luzern, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Thun are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

9 goals as Thun and Luzern go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Thun and Luzern, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Said Zaidi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.87. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

580 Edition

The Thun Post

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mario Elvedi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mario Elvedi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Thun the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Michael Heule signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Heule and Thun agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nuno Correia’s goal not enough for Thun

Nuno Correia scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to St. Gallen, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Thun

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Michael Dacosta González at his very best

Marked 8.63. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

Player ratings

Nuno Correia in the eights

A performance of 8.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

579 Edition

The Thun Post

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

11 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Thun

1‑4 against Grasshopper, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fabio Fehr gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Michael Dacosta González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.82, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marc Gutbub

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

578 Edition

The Thun Post

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

10 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Match

The small margins put Thun out

Out, 1‑2 to Lugano, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

Vaduz punish Thun for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Michael Dacosta González will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Thun escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Match

Thun sink to position 9

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Fabio Fehr in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michael Heule gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Michael Dacosta González was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.99. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

577 Edition

The Thun Post

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

8 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Thun come up short against Lugano

Lugano left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Marc Gutbub runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Furkan Dursun could have had three

18 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Squad

Said Zaidi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Michael Dacosta González

7 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Kaïs Fofana
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
576 Edition

The Thun Post

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Thun throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Sion the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Thun will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

Furkan Dursun takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

7 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Eliseo Vázquez, 36, rolls back the years — 8.06

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.06 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Thun leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mario Elvedi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mario Elvedi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Thun the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

575 Edition

The Thun Post

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

6 matches without a win for Thun

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Thun are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Thun are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Justin Roth signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Justin Roth and Thun agree another 2 years.

Match

Zurich take the points off Thun

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adame Faiz

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

574 Edition

The Thun Post

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Thun

1‑4 against Young Boys, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Thun are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

No hiding place for Michael Heule

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Heule, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Furkan Dursun at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Thun dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

573 Edition

The Thun Post

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Thun

A 1‑4 beating by Basel was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Thun

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Michel Ndoye joins the Thun first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Michel Ndoye is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Admir Widmer joins the Thun first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Admir Widmer is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Denis Vargas joins the Thun first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Denis Vargas is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

572 Edition

The Thun Post

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
571 Edition

The Thun Post

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Alexandr Kanaplin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Thun can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

9 seasons of Matteo Mantini

143 appearances across 9 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Thun know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Fabio Fehr was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Said Zaidi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom Intake day at the Thun academy
  • Market The clock does Lucien Dähler’s negotiating for him
570 Edition

The Thun Post

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 9, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Eliseo Vázquez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Thun can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

569 Edition

The Thun Post

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nils Reichmuth damages knee ligaments — 118 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 118 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Thun

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Thun is running low.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad Noah Rupp has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market Eliseo Vázquez placed on the list
568 Edition

The Thun Post

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nils Reichmuth

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Thun lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Thun agree a free transfer for Thiago González

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Alexandr Kanaplin brings the grey hairs Thun lacked

At 36, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

567 Edition

The Thun Post

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Fabio Fehr stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fabio Fehr and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eliseo Vázquez told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Eliseo Vázquez has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Thun.

Squad

Niklas Steffen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

566 Edition

The Thun Post

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun sink to position 9

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

565 Edition

The Thun Post

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Thun

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Said Zaidi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

564 Edition

The Thun Post

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad Michel Rieder gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
563 Edition

The Thun Post

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

562 Edition

The Thun Post

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun sink to position 9

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Admir Akanji has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Thun can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Michael Dacosta González signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Dacosta González commits to Thun for another 2 years.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fabio Fehr has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

  • Boardroom $1.4M taken back off the Thun table
  • Boardroom Thun answer back
561 Edition

The Thun Post

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Thun

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Thun is running low.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

560 Edition

The Thun Post

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad Nico Benito knocks on the manager’s door
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
559 Edition

The Thun Post

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Said Zaidi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

558 Edition

The Thun Post

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 9, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Michael Heule has been here 11 seasons

207 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad Fabio Fehr has become a man the manager trusts
557 Edition

The Thun Post

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Thun

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Thun is running low.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

556 Edition

The Thun Post

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad Falah Waleed gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
555 Edition

The Thun Post

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

554 Edition

The Thun Post

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun sink to position 9

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nils Reichmuth and Thun agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad Fabio Fehr has become a man the manager trusts
553 Edition

The Thun Post

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Thun

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Thun is running low.

Squad

Adame Faiz has been here 10 seasons

61 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nils Reichmuth and Thun agree another 2 years.

In brief

552 Edition

The Thun Post

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Nils Reichmuth plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad Noah Okyere knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom The Thun production line keeps running
551 Edition

The Thun Post

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Thun spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Noah Okyere says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad Simon Widmer out for 14 days
550 Edition

The Thun Post

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 9, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Philipp Shaqiri gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Philipp Shaqiri has just signed for Thun, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Michael Heule signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Heule commits to Thun for another 2 years.

In brief

549 Edition

The Thun Post

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Admir Akanji has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Thun can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Thun boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

17 seasons of Justin Roth

326 appearances across 17 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Thun know what they have.

Squad

Michael Heule signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Heule and Thun agree another 2 years.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$1.4M taken back off the Thun table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Falah Waleed placed on the list

Thun have made Falah Waleed available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Mario Akanji leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Mario Akanji leaves Thun the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

548 Edition

The Thun Post

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Falah Waleed puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Thun, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Falah Waleed keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Thun may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad Falah Waleed wants to go home
  • Market Alex Juárez leaves for nothing
  • Boardroom Thun keep producing them
547 Edition

The Thun Post

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad When it matters, Niklas Steffen plays
546 Edition

The Thun Post

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 9, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad When it matters, Fabio Fehr plays
545 Edition

The Thun Post

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bastian Demichelis breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Said Zaidi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Thun have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Giuseppe Brugnoli asks to leave Thun

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

544 Edition

The Thun Post

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bastian Demichelis breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Said Zaidi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

543 Edition

The Thun Post

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom Wages eat 91% of everything Thun earn
  • Squad When it matters, Niklas Steffen plays
542 Edition

The Thun Post

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Thun

Position 9 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Bastian Demichelis breaks a bone — 57 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 57 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Thun training over how hard people work
  • Squad When it matters, Fabio Fehr plays
541 Edition

The Thun Post

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

540 Edition

The Thun Post

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Squad Nils Reichmuth has become a man the manager trusts
  • Boardroom Thun keep producing them
539 Edition

The Thun Post

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Niklas Steffen keeps Thun in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The small margins put Thun out

Out, 1‑2 to Basel, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marc Gutbub is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Michael Dacosta González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.61, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noah Okyere

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Alex Juárez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

538 Edition

The Thun Post

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Thun sink to position 9

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Said Zaidi scores twice — 8.83

Two goals and a mark of 8.83 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Marc Gutbub, 33, rolls back the years — 9.01

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.01 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Thomas Dolberg says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Thun and Luzern in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alex Juárez

Marked 8.90 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

537 Edition

The Thun Post

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Nils Reichmuth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alex Juárez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

St. Gallen take the points off Thun

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Justin Roth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Justin Roth gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

536 Edition

The Thun Post

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Bastian Demichelis out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Thun will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Philipp Seferovic

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Giuseppe Brugnoli says Thun went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Fabio Fehr stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fabio Fehr and Thun agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Thun get the job done against Grasshopper

A 3‑2 win over Grasshopper, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alex Juárez at his very best

Marked 9.17. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Michael Dacosta González at his very best

Marked 9.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Thun.

The terraces

Thun supporters have found a favourite in Philipp Seferovic

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Philipp Seferovic has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Furkan Dursun in the eights

A performance of 8.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

535 Edition

The Thun Post

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Thun has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

The wait goes on for Thun

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nils Reichmuth, 34, rolls back the years — 8.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.98 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Furkan Dursun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Thun this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Juárez

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Wages eat 103% of everything Thun earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Nils Reichmuth is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Said Zaidi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fabio Fehr has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Thun will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

534 Edition

The Thun Post

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Thun are in real trouble now

Position 9, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Thun

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Lugano kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Thun will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

Both of them Michael Dacosta González's — 8.86

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.86, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marc Gutbub yet — 8.72

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.72 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Thun's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Thun has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Niklas Steffen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Thun

Furkan Dursun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Thun training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Roth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Marc Gutbub

7 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief