Fortuna Mfou

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179 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Fortuna Mfou

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Renard de Melong take the points off Fortuna Mfou

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dérrick Anye Fru

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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178 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 13

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Fortuna Mfou taken apart

0‑3 to Fauve Azur Elite, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

7 matches without a win for Fortuna Mfou

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Fortuna Mfou are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Samuel Ngom Echabe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Samuel Ngom Echabe and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Fortuna Mfou

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Marc Lafleur Essono

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Fortuna Mfou will feel it on Saturday.

In brief

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The Fortuna Mfou Herald

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Ari Tiente says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joseph Mbock signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joseph Mbock commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 4 years.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marcel Fobang falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Squad

A ban for Joel Obi

One booking too many, and a game watched from the stand. Fortuna Mfou lose him for the most avoidable reason in the sport.

In brief

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The Fortuna Mfou Herald

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Fortuna Mfou

Beaten 1‑4 by Unisport Bafang, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Boardroom

Inquest at Fortuna Mfou

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jean Simplice Mbang

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jean Simplice Mbang, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Fortuna Mfou Herald

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

4 matches without a win for Fortuna Mfou

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Fortuna Mfou are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Fortuna Mfou supporters have found a favourite in Brian Leroy Onana

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Brian Leroy Onana has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dérrick Anye Fru

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Brian Leroy Onana in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Fortuna Mfou refuse to lose to Victoria United

A point taken on 89 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Franck Njie signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Franck Njie and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years.

In brief

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The Fortuna Mfou Herald

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 13

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Guti Hilarion

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marcel Fobang is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Halfway: Fortuna Mfou sit in position 13

10 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Michel Ondoa after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Match

Point won or two lost for Fortuna Mfou?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Panthere du Nde? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

The dugout

Samuel Ngom Echabe does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

173 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Fortuna Mfou come up short against Colombe du Dja et Lobo

Colombe du Dja et Lobo left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcel Fobang

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Michel Ondoa after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Guti Hilarion knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Guti Hilarion trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Samuel Ngom Echabe

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Léonard Tchounga

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Panthere du Nde in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

172 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 34. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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Market

Still no ink between Fortuna Mfou and Dérrick Anye Fru

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Fortuna Mfou, another week without a signature from Dérrick Anye Fru.

Match

Honours even between Fortuna Mfou and Aigle Royal de Moungo

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

No hiding place for Carlitos Djapa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlitos Djapa, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Samuel Ngom Echabe

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

171 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

At last: Fortuna Mfou win one

19 matches without a win, and then this, against Gazelle Garoua. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Brian Leroy Onana the difference as Fortuna Mfou beat Gazelle Garoua

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Brian Leroy Onana. 2‑1 against Gazelle Garoua, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Brian Leroy Onana in the eights

A performance of 8.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Marcel Fobang falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Fortuna Mfou and Guti Hilarion are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A satisfied Michel Ondoa

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑1, Michel Ondoa could afford to be generous.

In brief

170 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 12

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Austin Daniel says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Home is on Austin Daniel's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Fortuna Mfou are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ari Tiente

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michel Ondoa on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

169 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

18 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jerzino signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jerzino commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 4 years.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Fortuna Mfou come up short against Dynamo Douala

Dynamo Douala left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Dérrick Anye Fru gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Fortuna Mfou are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Samuel Ngom Echabe

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

168 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

17 matches without a win for Fortuna Mfou

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around Fortuna Mfou are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sebastian Arnaud

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Fortuna Mfou supporters have found a favourite in Brian Leroy Onana

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Brian Leroy Onana has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

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The dugout

No hiding place for Marc Lafleur Essono

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marc Lafleur Essono, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Brian Leroy Onana

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marcel Fobang was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Fortuna Mfou rescue it on 88 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 88. Aigle Royal de la Menoua had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

In brief

167 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Carlitos Djapa sends Fortuna Mfou through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Carlitos Djapa obliged against Victoria United. 1‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Fortuna Mfou.

Squad

Brian Leroy Onana stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Brian Leroy Onana and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joel Obi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Fortuna Mfou against Canon Yaounde

0‑1 to Canon Yaounde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Fortuna Mfou refuse to lose to Victoria United

A point taken on 92 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

In brief

166 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The goals have deserted Fortuna Mfou

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Fortuna Mfou can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Brian Leroy Onana gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jean Simplice Mbang is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Jean Simplice Mbang has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Michel Ondoa after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Guti Hilarion knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

165 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jean Simplice Mbang stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jean Simplice Mbang and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Jean Simplice Mbang already looking beyond Fortuna Mfou

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

Squad

Jean Simplice Mbang falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Joseph Mbock was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Rami Bouaouiche

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

5 new faces, and Fortuna Mfou are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Michel Ondoa was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Fortuna Mfou dressing room was either.

In brief

164 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Dérrick Anye Fru signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dérrick Anye Fru and Fortuna Mfou agree another 1 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Dérrick Anye Fru and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marc Lafleur Essono

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Fortuna Mfou come up short against PWD Bamenda

PWD Bamenda left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

The ambition of Guti Hilarion outgrows Fortuna Mfou early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

Transfer targets

Willy Ebendeng stays at Fauve Azur Elite as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Fortuna Mfou will try again when the window opens; Fauve Azur Elite may not be selling by then.

The dugout

No hiding place for Samuel Ngom Echabe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Ngom Echabe, and the manager let it.

In brief

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Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

So close: Marc Tsala Ndi’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. PWD Bamenda moved on, Marc Tsala Ndi reports back to Fortuna Mfou, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Real improvement from Carlitos Djapa at Fortuna Mfou

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Carlitos Djapa is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Williams Yikat

Fortuna Mfou asked and Victoria United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Bertrand Essiane Ndjongolo stays at Colombe du Dja et Lobo as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Fortuna Mfou will try again when the window opens; Colombe du Dja et Lobo may not be selling by then.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Marcel Fobang

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Fortuna Mfou were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Fortuna Mfou

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Fortuna Mfou are no longer polite ones.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Marc Tsala Ndi has said yes to PWD Bamenda

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Colombe du Dja et Lobo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou agree $110.0K for Willy Ebendeng

The clubs have shaken hands with Fauve Azur Elite; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou close the window on a squad of their own making

9 in and 9 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Luc Bide Ndohoungar signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luc Bide Ndohoungar commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 3 years.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Fortuna Mfou

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Fortuna Mfou walk away from Boris Ganago

$5.0K was the most the club would pay and Colombe du Dja et Lobo were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

In brief

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Market

Frédérick Ntsama is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Kazobar Kasongo has said yes to PWD Bamenda

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Boris Ganago

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Colombe du Dja et Lobo, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marc Lafleur Essono

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marc Lafleur Essono, and the manager let it.

Squad

The formation has left Samuel Ngom Echabe behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Fortuna Mfou will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joseph Zene Zobo commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 3 years.

Market

Still no ink between Fortuna Mfou and Samuel Ngom Echabe

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Fortuna Mfou, another week without a signature from Samuel Ngom Echabe.

Squad

Franck Nanfack Ngoufack in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

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20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Aliou Souleyman Hendji is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Gazelle Garoua waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down PWD Bamenda for Marc Tsala Ndi

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eden Creol

Fortuna Mfou asked and Colombe du Dja et Lobo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Frédéric Yenang is in the works

Fortuna Mfou have made the call to Unisport Bafang. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

No hiding place for Austin Daniel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Austin Daniel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Tsala Ndi is on it.

In brief

159 Edition

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13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Frédérick Ntsama is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Colombe du Dja et Lobo waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Daniel Edeh is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

PWD Bamenda come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Real improvement from Carlitos Djapa at Fortuna Mfou

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Carlitos Djapa is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Victoria United tell Fortuna Mfou: Williams Yikat is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Fortuna Mfou count the cost of losing Olivier Moukoudi

43 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joseph Mbock

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Mbock, and the manager let it.

In brief

158 Edition

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6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Marc Tsala Ndi has said yes to PWD Bamenda

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Fortuna Mfou say no — this time

The offer from Victoria United for Frédérick Ntsama was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Bertrand Essiane Ndjongolo is a medical away from Fortuna Mfou

The deal with Colombe du Dja et Lobo is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou baulk at the price for Boris Ganago

Colombe du Dja et Lobo wanted more than $10.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

Canon Yaounde tell Fortuna Mfou: Luís Alberto is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A late step up for Franck Nanfack Ngoufack

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Claude Kayibanda and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

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30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kazobar Kasongo agrees terms with Panthere du Nde

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Fortuna Mfou people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

$84.0K settles it between the clubs for Serge Bogam

Victoria United have accepted the money. What Fortuna Mfou do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

An offer of $10.0K for Boris Ganago

Fortuna Mfou have gone to Colombe du Dja et Lobo with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Claude Kayibanda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Claude Kayibanda and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years.

Squad

Armel Ndong Nze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Ndzi Yaouba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A door opens for Marc Lafleur Essono

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

156 Edition

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23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down PWD Bamenda for Marc Tsala Ndi

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Armel Ndong Nze asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Eyes on Kazobar Kasongo again

The phone has started ringing about Kazobar Kasongo again, and this time the name on the line is Panthere du Nde. Fortuna Mfou are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Edeh was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Tsala Ndi is on it.

Market

Still no signature from Daniel Edeh

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Fortuna Mfou could get for him.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marc Tsala Ndi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

A door opens for Franck Nanfack Ngoufack

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

155 Edition

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16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama has said yes to Fauve Azur Elite

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Daniel Edeh has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Victoria United tell Fortuna Mfou: Serge Bogam is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Kazobar Kasongo again

The phone has started ringing about Kazobar Kasongo again, and this time the name on the line is Unisport Bafang. Fortuna Mfou are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Marc Tsala Ndi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ari Tiente signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ari Tiente commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 4 years.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

154 Edition

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9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji has said yes to Gazelle Garoua

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Joel Obi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joel Obi and Fortuna Mfou agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Housseini Ousmanou

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Unisport Bafang have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Austin Daniel wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Fortuna Mfou can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Aliou Souleyman Hendji gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Carlitos Djapa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Carlitos Djapa is on it.

In brief

  • Squad Jerzino is not doing himself any favours
  • Boardroom The Fortuna Mfou production line keeps running
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Fortuna Mfou
153 Edition

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2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marc Tsala Ndi has said yes to Panthere du Nde

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Only the photograph left for Frédérick Ntsama

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Frédérick Ntsama will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Kazobar Kasongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Joel Obi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joel Obi and Fortuna Mfou agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Jerzino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Fortuna Mfou academy

5 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

The dugout

No hiding place for Austin Daniel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Austin Daniel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marc Lafleur Essono trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

152 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down Unisport Bafang for Frédérick Ntsama

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Gilfranck Peto

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Victoria United have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

The Marc Tsala Ndi conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Panthere du Nde will make the call about Marc Tsala Ndi this week. Fortuna Mfou have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Tsala Ndi is on it.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Mani Onguene trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

151 Edition

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18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji agrees terms with Colombe du Dja et Lobo

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Fortuna Mfou people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Edeh

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Edeh will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Daniel Edeh signs for Stade Renard de Melong while still at Fortuna Mfou

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Daniel Edeh has agreed terms with Stade Renard de Melong for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Transfer targets

Colombe du Dja et Lobo tell Fortuna Mfou: Eden Creol is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joseph Mbock

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou ask about Gilfranck Peto

A loan enquiry to Victoria United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

150 Edition

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11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama agrees terms with Unisport Bafang

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Fortuna Mfou people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Pierre Ikong

Fortuna Mfou and Dynamo Douala have settled on $140.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

PWD Bamenda come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Julien Patrice Belemb due for a Fortuna Mfou medical

Everything agreed with Aigle Royal de la Menoua, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Kazobar Kasongo’s move to Panthere du Nde falls through

The deal that would have taken Kazobar Kasongo to Panthere du Nde has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Fortuna Mfou with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Serge Eloundou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Serge Eloundou and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marc Lafleur Essono is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The Fortuna Mfou Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Léonard Tchounga puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Michael Fokou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Fokou and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou try to borrow Dimitri Mbele

Fauve Azur Elite have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Serge Eloundou moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Fortuna Mfou than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

The dugout

Austin Daniel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ndzi Yaouba has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

In brief

148 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Nicolas Dawa breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Austin Daniel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Fortuna Mfou count the cost of losing Luc Bide Ndohoungar

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Marc Tsala Ndi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Tsala Ndi is on it.

Market

The Frédérick Ntsama talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

147 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

25 days out for Nicolas Dawa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A move Rami Bouaouiche would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Rami Bouaouiche is living that version at Fortuna Mfou, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Luc Bide Ndohoungar

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Fortuna Mfou told Luc Bide Ndohoungar something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Claude Kayibanda plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

146 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Akam Moses out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Armel Ndong Nze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Carlitos Djapa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Carlitos Djapa is on it.

In brief

145 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

83 days out for Akam Moses after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Mouctar Kodji asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Ndzi Yaouba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The shop window has Akam Moses in it

Fortuna Mfou have let the market know Akam Moses can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

One-to-one work for Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna

A programme of his own, away from the group, aimed at one thing the staff think is holding him back. Most improvement happens like this and none of it makes the paper.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou keep producing them

23 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

144 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akam Moses breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Aliou Souleyman Hendji gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Marc Tsala Ndi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Frédérick Ntsama talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Frédérick Ntsama in it

Fortuna Mfou have let the market know Frédérick Ntsama can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

  • Market The clock does Daniel Edeh’s negotiating for him
  • Squad The training reports on Jerzino are not good
143 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Akam Moses out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Akam Moses hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ndzi Yaouba

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

142 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

104 days out for Akam Moses after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Claude Kayibanda says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alex Mani Onguene

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alex Mani Onguene, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Carlitos Djapa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

141 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akam Moses breaks a bone — 111 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 111 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Mouctar Kodji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Frédérick Ntsama trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ndzi Yaouba has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

140 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Daniel Edeh asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Austin Daniel says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Tsala Ndi is on it.

Market

The Frédérick Ntsama talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama placed on the list

Fortuna Mfou have made Frédérick Ntsama available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

139 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Akam Moses hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Claude Kayibanda plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

138 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marc Lafleur Essono was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Mani Onguene trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Carlitos Djapa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Ola Omeruo

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Fortuna Mfou the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

137 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Austin Daniel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Austin Daniel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Mani Onguene trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ndzi Yaouba has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Akam Moses placed on the list

Fortuna Mfou have made Akam Moses available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Franck Ntsague is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

136 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Joseph Mbock named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Joseph Mbock is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Ndzi Yaouba is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Ndzi Yaouba has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ari Tiente

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Frédérick Ntsama talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

135 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Full time on the season at Fortuna Mfou

Position 9 on 32 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Mouctar Kodji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

No place for Daniel Edeh in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Daniel Edeh has his answer from Fortuna Mfou; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Match

Panthere du Nde snatch it back from Fortuna Mfou

A goal on 95 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Match

Marc Tsala Ndi rescues a point for Fortuna Mfou

It needed Marc Tsala Ndi to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Panthere du Nde, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Ndzi Yaouba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

134 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Jean Simplice Mbang stays at Stade Renard de Melong as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Fortuna Mfou will try again when the window opens; Stade Renard de Melong may not be selling by then.

Player ratings

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Marc Tsala Ndi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Fortuna Mfou and Colombe du Dja et Lobo take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

No hiding place for Léonard Tchounga

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Léonard Tchounga, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Michel Ondoa after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

133 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Akam Moses puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama’s move to Fauve Azur Elite falls through

The deal that would have taken Frédérick Ntsama to Fauve Azur Elite has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Fortuna Mfou with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

The dugout

Olivier Anguissa says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marc Lafleur Essono and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sony Farell Evina

Fortuna Mfou asked and Colombe du Dja et Lobo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Bertrand Essiane Ndjongolo deal

Fortuna Mfou ran out of time with Colombe du Dja et Lobo. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

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The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Ndzi Yaouba: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 1 in, 4 out at Fortuna Mfou

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 1 arrived, 4 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jean Simplice Mbang

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Stade Renard de Melong, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

The Gazelle Garoua deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Aliou Souleyman Hendji reports back to Fortuna Mfou with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Franck Ntsague signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Franck Ntsague commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sebastian Arnaud

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Fauve Azur Elite expected to open talks for Frédérick Ntsama

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Fortuna Mfou will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

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The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Mouctar Kodji puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a win for Fortuna Mfou

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Fortuna Mfou are no longer polite ones.

Market

Aigle Royal de Moungo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ejike Uzoechi

Fortuna Mfou asked and Cotonsport Garoua said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Alain Sifor is in the works

Fortuna Mfou have made the call to PWD Bamenda. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

No place for Joseph Mbock on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

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Market

Frédérick Ntsama agrees terms with Fauve Azur Elite

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Fortuna Mfou people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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The dugout

Joseph Zene Zobo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Fortuna Mfou

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Colombe du Dja et Lobo tell Fortuna Mfou: Juillard Abeng Mefoe is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Fortuna Mfou against Dynamo Douala

1‑2 to Dynamo Douala, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Arnaud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog has said yes to Dynamo Douala

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Ola Omeruo damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Akam Moses asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Akam Moses says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Akam Moses in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Ola Omeruo would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ola Omeruo is living that version at Fortuna Mfou, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Sony Farell Evina

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Colombe du Dja et Lobo have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

The goals have deserted Fortuna Mfou

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Fortuna Mfou can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Daniel Edeh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

The small margins put Fortuna Mfou out

Out, 0‑1 to Cotonsport Garoua, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Fauve Azur Elite come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Terms done: Aliou Souleyman Hendji is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Unisport Bafang waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

Franck Nanfack Ngoufack: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jean Simplice Mbang

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Stade Renard de Melong, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Fauve Azur Elite expected to open talks for Frédérick Ntsama

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Fortuna Mfou will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sebastian Arnaud

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Frédérick Ntsama is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Fortuna Mfou will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Nurudeen Araromi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Fortuna Mfou see off Stade Renard de Melong

Three points for Fortuna Mfou, 1‑0 the final word against Stade Renard de Melong in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

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25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 31. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

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Squad

Jerzino in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

100 appearances for Jerzino

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Michel Ondoa was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Fortuna Mfou dressing room was either.

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18 Dec 2028
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Market

Akam Moses asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Fortuna Mfou against PWD Bamenda

0‑2 to PWD Bamenda, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Claude Kayibanda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Claude Kayibanda and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sebastian Arnaud

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Michel Ondoa after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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Squad

The knee: Daniel Edeh out for 20 days

20 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Fortuna Mfou lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Fortuna Mfou

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Fortuna Mfou supporters have found a favourite in Brian Leroy Onana

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Brian Leroy Onana has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Brian Leroy Onana the difference as Fortuna Mfou beat Unisport Bafang

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Brian Leroy Onana. 1‑0 against Unisport Bafang, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Brian Leroy Onana
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Edeh

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fortuna Mfou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Carlitos Djapa out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Mouctar Kodji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Carlitos Djapa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Joel Obi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joel Obi commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 2 years.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Fortuna Mfou

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

The run at home goes on for Fortuna Mfou

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Jerzino and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

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27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Edeh

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fortuna Mfou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

54 days out for Carlitos Djapa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Halfway: Fortuna Mfou sit in position 8

18 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marc Lafleur Essono

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Jerzino stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.14 on the card, and the Fortuna Mfou support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michel Ondoa on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

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20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

61 days out for Carlitos Djapa after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Aliou Souleyman Hendji: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Nurudeen Araromi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Joseph Mbock stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joseph Mbock and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michel Ondoa on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Looking ahead

Fortuna Mfou take on the side everybody is chasing

Panthere du Nde arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Fortuna Mfou

Something was said to Ndzi Yaouba and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

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13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Léonard Tchounga: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Franck Ntsague was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Marc Tsala Ndi

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Fortuna Mfou see off Aigle Royal de Moungo

Three points for Fortuna Mfou, 2‑0 the final word against Aigle Royal de Moungo in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Fortuna Mfou make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Brian Leroy Onana was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.39. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 8.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Marc Tsala Ndi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

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6 Nov 2028
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Market

Léon Dilane Balomog asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aliou Souleyman Hendji

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aliou Souleyman Hendji will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Brian Leroy Onana

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Léon Dilane Balomog the difference as Fortuna Mfou beat Gazelle Garoua

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Léon Dilane Balomog. 1‑0 against Gazelle Garoua, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Léon Dilane Balomog was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Austin Daniel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

118 Edition

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30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Armel Ndong Nze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michel Ondoa on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

No goals between Fortuna Mfou and Cotonsport Garoua

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Cotonsport Garoua will be the happier side with the point.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Austin Daniel

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

117 Edition

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23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Dynamo Douala end the Fortuna Mfou run at 10

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 10 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Franck Ntsague was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Fortuna Mfou come up short against Dynamo Douala

Dynamo Douala left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Frédérick Ntsama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Michel Ondoa faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Michel Ondoa after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Ndzi Yaouba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

Franck Nanfack Ngoufack faces his old club

Cotonsport Garoua next, and one man in the Fortuna Mfou dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

116 Edition

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16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Fortuna Mfou

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Michel Ondoa was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Fortuna Mfou dressing room was either.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Aliou Souleyman Hendji has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Fortuna Mfou.

The dugout

No hiding place for Carlitos Djapa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlitos Djapa, and the manager let it.

Match

Fortuna Mfou and Aigle Royal de la Menoua cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Aigle Royal de la Menoua came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

The dugout

Claude Kayibanda gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Claude Kayibanda is on it.

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115 Edition

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9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Fortuna Mfou march on in the cup

Victoria United are out and Fortuna Mfou go through, 4‑3 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Fortuna Mfou win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 99th minute. Victoria United will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Whatever happens, Fortuna Mfou do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Marc Lafleur Essono signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marc Lafleur Essono and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Claude Kayibanda

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Akam Moses
  • Player ratings Ari Tiente was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Marc Tsala Ndi at his very best
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2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Sebastian Arnaud beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Fortuna Mfou

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Nurudeen Araromi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Fortuna Mfou

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Franck Ntsague was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Marc Lafleur Essono told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Marc Lafleur Essono has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Fortuna Mfou.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Joseph Mbock

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Joseph Mbock has come out of that comparison in the side, and Fortuna Mfou have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ndzi Yaouba

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A step back for Armel Ndong Nze at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

113 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou give the job to Michel Ondoa

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

Whatever happens, Fortuna Mfou do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Léonard Tchounga

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Léonard Tchounga, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Michel Ondoa on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Player ratings

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 12. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Fortuna Mfou draw a blank against Fauve Azur Elite

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Fauve Azur Elite defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

The dugout

Austin Daniel does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

112 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Armel Ndong Nze and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

6 new faces, and Fortuna Mfou are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Nurudeen Araromi stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.34 on the card, and the Fortuna Mfou support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Armel Ndong Nze

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Michel Ondoa was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Fortuna Mfou dressing room was either.

The dugout

Akam Moses knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Fortuna Mfou and PWD Bamenda cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. PWD Bamenda came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

111 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Akam Moses keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Both of them Nurudeen Araromi's — 8.53

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.53, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

The drought breaks for Fortuna Mfou

6 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Unisport Bafang were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Match

Fortuna Mfou find a way past Unisport Bafang

Unisport Bafang made Fortuna Mfou work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou still without a manager

10 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Gilfranck Peto

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Victoria United have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Franck Ntsague falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

110 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Karl Bekale is out at Fortuna Mfou

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Market

So close: Léon Dilane Balomog’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Panthere du Nde moved on, Léon Dilane Balomog reports back to Fortuna Mfou, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Boardroom

Michel Ondoa takes charge at Fortuna Mfou

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 11 signed and 2 gone

That is the business done at Fortuna Mfou until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Armel Ndong Nze comes home

The shirt still fits. Armel Ndong Nze is back at Fortuna Mfou, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Nurudeen Araromi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Fortuna Mfou

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

109 Edition

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28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Colombe du Dja et Lobo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Terms done: Aliou Souleyman Hendji is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Aigle Royal de la Menoua waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou agree $110.0K for Jean Simplice Mbang

The clubs have shaken hands with Stade Renard de Melong; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Browdon Kuissi Fossi due for a Fortuna Mfou medical

Everything agreed with Stade Renard de Melong, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Stade Renard de Melong watching Morel Ondobo Abena

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Fortuna Mfou have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

108 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Terms done: Morel Ondobo Abena is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Stade Renard de Melong waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

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Squad

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Raphael Tchaptchet

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Unisport Bafang, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Sebastian Arnaud stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sebastian Arnaud and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Akam Moses in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Kehinde Lawal

At 29 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

107 Edition

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14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog has said yes to Colombe du Dja et Lobo

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 12

27 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Morel Ondobo Abena hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Franck Nanfack Ngoufack: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Brian Leroy Onana is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down Aigle Royal de la Menoua for Aliou Souleyman Hendji

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jean Simplice Mbang

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Stade Renard de Melong, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

In brief

106 Edition

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7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Karl Bekale has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Fortuna Mfou can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Fortuna Mfou

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Joël Bakanda

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Canon Yaounde, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Claude Kayibanda is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

The dugout

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Squad

Jerzino stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jerzino and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

105 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

The step up is real for Frédérick Ntsama

At 23 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Browdon Kuissi Fossi due for a Fortuna Mfou medical

Everything agreed with Stade Renard de Melong, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Raphael Tchaptchet

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Unisport Bafang have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kehinde Lawal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Michael Fokou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Fokou and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Morel Ondobo Abena conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Panthere du Nde will make the call about Morel Ondobo Abena this week. Fortuna Mfou have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

104 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji has said yes to Aigle Royal de la Menoua

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Kazobar Kasongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

Serge Eloundou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Serge Eloundou and Fortuna Mfou agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Léon Dilane Balomog asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

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Market

Léon Dilane Balomog has said yes to Colombe du Dja et Lobo

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Joseph Zene Zobo damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Fortuna Mfou

Position 12 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Daniel Edeh asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Transfer targets

Desmond Kameni due for a Fortuna Mfou medical

Everything agreed with Unisport Bafang, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Carlitos Djapa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Carlitos Djapa and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou try to borrow Raphael Tchaptchet

Unisport Bafang have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

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10 Jul 2028
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Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down Aigle Royal de la Menoua for Morel Ondobo Abena

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Dimitri Mbele

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Fauve Azur Elite, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

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No deal for Franck Mpeh at that price

Fortuna Mfou offered $410.0K; Cotonsport Garoua said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Market

Colombe du Dja et Lobo expected to open talks for Léon Dilane Balomog

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Fortuna Mfou will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Transfer targets

Fortuna Mfou rebuffed over Browdon Kuissi Fossi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stade Renard de Melong have kept their man, and Fortuna Mfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kehinde Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

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101 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou put Karl Bekale on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A move Brian Leroy Onana would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Brian Leroy Onana is living that version at Fortuna Mfou, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Sebastian Arnaud is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Fortuna Mfou will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Marc Tsala Ndi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Paul Ombolo

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Fortuna Mfou have done the hard part with Canon Yaounde, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

An offer of $360.0K for Franck Mpeh

Fortuna Mfou have gone to Cotonsport Garoua with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Akam Moses and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

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100 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fortuna Mfou boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

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Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Daniel Edeh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Philippe Essama plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

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99 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Terms done: Léon Dilane Balomog is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Colombe du Dja et Lobo waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Fortuna Mfou are in real trouble now

Position 12, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Morel Ondobo Abena puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Kazobar Kasongo says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kehinde Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono is still paying for one afternoon at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Franck Nanfack Ngoufack

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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98 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Frédérick Ntsama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Morel Ondobo Abena has said yes to Unisport Bafang

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Fortuna Mfou have lost him in all but the paperwork.

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Colombe du Dja et Lobo expected to open talks for Léon Dilane Balomog

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Fortuna Mfou will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Philippe Essama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Marc Tsala Ndi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

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97 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Karl Bekale has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Fortuna Mfou can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Claude Kayibanda signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Claude Kayibanda commits to Fortuna Mfou for another 3 years.

The dugout

Kehinde Lawal without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Kehinde Lawal was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Claude Kayibanda gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Léon Dilane Balomog knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Léon Dilane Balomog trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The clock does Kehinde Lawal’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fortuna Mfou could ask drops and the wages Kehinde Lawal can ask rise.

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96 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Fortuna Mfou is running low.

Market

Aliou Souleyman Hendji asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Only the photograph left for Morel Ondobo Abena

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morel Ondobo Abena will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kehinde Lawal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

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95 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Fortuna Mfou

Position 12 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Daniel Edeh asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

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Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marc Lafleur Essono

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

94 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Carlitos Djapa says Fortuna Mfou went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

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Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joel Obi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Olivier Dawa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marc Tsala Ndi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marc Tsala Ndi, and the manager let it.

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93 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou spell it out for Karl Bekale

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Karl Bekale has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Joel Obi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joel Obi and Fortuna Mfou agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Joel Obi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kehinde Lawal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yann Junior Mengue

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yann Junior Mengue, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kehinde Lawal remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Fortuna Mfou would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

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92 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

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Yann Junior Mengue: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Morel Ondobo Abena

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morel Ondobo Abena will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Nurudeen Araromi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Fortuna Mfou has been clear about where Frédérick Ntsama stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Still no ink between Fortuna Mfou and Kehinde Lawal

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Fortuna Mfou, another week without a signature from Kehinde Lawal.

In brief

91 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 12

27 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

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Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Collins Moukandjo out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Collins Moukandjo, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Franck Nanfack Ngoufack in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

90 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

Kehinde Lawal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

89 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Philippe Essama was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Claude Kayibanda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Léon Dilane Balomog knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Léon Dilane Balomog trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

88 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Fortuna Mfou board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou spell it out for Karl Bekale

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Karl Bekale has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fortuna Mfou boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Daniel Edeh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

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Morel Ondobo Abena has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Georges Hongla gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Fortuna Mfou and Kehinde Lawal are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

87 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Fortuna Mfou are in real trouble now

Position 12, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

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Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kehinde Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Collins Moukandjo out for 49 days

The medical room confirms 49 days on the sidelines for Collins Moukandjo, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Mani Onguene

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Olivier Dawa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

86 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Frédérick Ntsama asks to leave Fortuna Mfou

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Nurudeen Araromi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Philippe Essama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ari Tiente has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

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Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Fortuna Mfou

Serge Eloundou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Morel Ondobo Abena gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Frédérick Ntsama talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Philippe Essama has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The clock does Kehinde Lawal’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fortuna Mfou could ask drops and the wages Kehinde Lawal can ask rise.

Market

Frédérick Ntsama placed on the list

Fortuna Mfou have made Frédérick Ntsama available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Nerves in the Fortuna Mfou squad

Joel Obi has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

Squad

Marc Tsala Ndi wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Fortuna Mfou will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

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The terraces

The mood at Fortuna Mfou has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fortuna Mfou boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

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The dugout

Yann Junior Mengue: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Fortuna Mfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Morel Ondobo Abena

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morel Ondobo Abena will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Fortuna Mfou the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jerzino signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jerzino and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kehinde Lawal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Franck Nanfack Ngoufack was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

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Match

Fortuna Mfou are in real trouble now

Position 12, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Léon Dilane Balomog puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The season ends: position 12 for Fortuna Mfou

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 27 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

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Kehinde Lawal was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Frédérick Ntsama

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Frédérick Ntsama makes it 25 clean sheets

25 shut-outs in 51 appearances. A keeper’s career is counted in games where nothing happened, and none of it happened by accident.

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Match

No end in sight to Fortuna Mfou's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fortuna Mfou has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joel Obi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Fokou

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marc Lafleur Essono

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marc Lafleur Essono, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Serge Eloundou

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Michael Fokou

A mark of 7.52, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Karl Bekale on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Léon Dilane Balomog knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Alex Mani Onguene

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

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Match

Fortuna Mfou come up short against Aigle Royal de Moungo

Aigle Royal de Moungo left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kehinde Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kehinde Lawal beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joel Obi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nurudeen Araromi

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

No time for Aigle Royal de Moungo to settle

The goal that put Aigle Royal de Moungo ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Fortuna Mfou equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

The dugout

Karl Bekale answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 2‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Olivier Dawa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

No place for Morel Ondobo Abena in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Morel Ondobo Abena has his answer from Fortuna Mfou; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

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Market

Frédérick Ntsama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

The Colombe du Dja et Lobo deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Léon Dilane Balomog reports back to Fortuna Mfou with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

The dugout

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Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 1 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Morel Ondobo Abena has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

A bad afternoon for Fortuna Mfou against Gazelle Garoua

1‑3 to Gazelle Garoua, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Joel Obi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The game went through Sebastian Arnaud — 6.51

Marked 6.51 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Claude Kayibanda and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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