General Caballero U18

Paraguayan Primera Division U18
16 Sep 2027
Thursday
Process
59 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

General Caballero sink to position 11

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Richard Prieto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Luis Romero gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Luis Romero is on it.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos is doing the arithmetic

The table has started to be checked before the results are in, and that is always the tell. Nobody at General Caballero says the word out loud, and everybody in the building is thinking it.

In brief

Back issues
58 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rodrigo Alvarenga

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rodrigo Alvarenga will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around General Caballero the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

General Caballero lose Richard Franco

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Rodrigo Alvarenga has agreed to leave General Caballero for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Marcelino Ñamandú slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Marcelino Ñamandú is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Iván Tello's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Ronald Acuña has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at General Caballero will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

57 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Iván Benítez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

56 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

José Ramírez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Marcelino Ñamandú was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

55 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matías Verdún

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 11 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Richard Martínez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Richard Martínez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Richard Martínez, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Luis Romero has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at General Caballero will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

54 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matías Verdún damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matías Dufour

General Caballero asked and Sportivo Trinidense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodrigo Burgos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Iván Tello's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Ronald Acuña gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ronald Acuña is on it.

In brief

53 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matías Verdún

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Carlos Vera Benítez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Andrés Romero

General Caballero asked and Boston River said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Carlos Vera Benítez is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Carlos Vera Benítez has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

52 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matías Verdún

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Richard Prieto: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 5 in, 0 out at General Caballero

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 5 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Richard Martínez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Conrado Ibarra

General Caballero asked and Colón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Oscar Caceres signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oscar Caceres and General Caballero agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Carlos Vera Benítez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at General Caballero, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Aldo Pineda has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Aldo Pineda has written the date down.

In brief

51 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matías Verdún

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 11 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Transfer targets

Mauricio Cabrera is a medical away from General Caballero

The deal with Nacional is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodrigo Burgos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

River Plate tell General Caballero: Tiago Serrago is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

General Caballero ask about Andrés Romero

A loan enquiry to Boston River: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Richard Prieto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Richard Prieto, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Luis Romero has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at General Caballero will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

50 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Júnior Fariña

General Caballero and Cerro Porteno have settled on $360.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matías Dufour

General Caballero asked and Sportivo Trinidense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Too dear: General Caballero walk away from Elías Palacios

$360.0K was the most the club would pay and Nacional were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Arnaldo Giménez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

General Caballero promote Oscar Caceres from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Oscar Caceres has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Federico Cubas steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Federico Cubas has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Derlis Lopez joins the General Caballero first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Derlis Lopez is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Angel Balbuena steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Angel Balbuena has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

49 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for General Caballero

0‑3 against Libertad, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Full time on the season at General Caballero

Position 11 on 12 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Transfer targets

Júnior Fariña’s move to General Caballero collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Cerro Porteno; General Caballero go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

General Caballero make their move for Elías Palacios

$360.0K on the table at Nacional. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Richard Franco signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Richard Franco and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matías Verdún falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

48 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

General Caballero agree $1.3M for Matías Dufour

The clubs have shaken hands with Sportivo Trinidense; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Sportivo Trinidense come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and General Caballero did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Júnior Fariña is a medical away from General Caballero

The deal with Cerro Porteno is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

General Caballero rebuffed over Felipe Coronel

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. All Boys have kept their man, and General Caballero go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Richard Martínez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Richard Martínez, and the manager let it.

In brief

47 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 11

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Richard Franco, 35, rolls back the years — 8.23

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.23 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Aldo Pineda keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodrigo Burgos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

General Caballero rebuffed over Andrés Romero

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Boston River have kept their man, and General Caballero go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Player ratings

Matías Verdún was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Iván Benítez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

46 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bruno Fernández damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for General Caballero

0‑3 against Olimpia, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

Tiago Serrago will not be coming to General Caballero

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at River Plate is saying, and nobody at General Caballero is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matías Dufour

General Caballero asked and Sportivo Trinidense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

General Caballero promote Jorge Sanabria from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jorge Sanabria has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for General Caballero

General Diaz next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

The dugout

Iván Benítez left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Iván Benítez will call it something else in private.

In brief

45 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for General Caballero

Beaten 0‑3 by Sportivo Luqueno, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Junior González puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arnaldo Giménez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

José Ramírez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” José Ramírez and General Caballero agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Nobody left the General Caballero dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Jose Gomez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

44 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Bruno Fernández damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Richard Franco

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

General Caballero find a way past 12 de Octubre

12 de Octubre made General Caballero work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

No place for Richard Martínez on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at General Caballero pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Matías Verdún

7.94, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. General Caballero had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Jose Gomez has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Jose Gomez on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Kevin Martínez

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. General Caballero told Kevin Martínez something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

43 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 52 days

52 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

A hiding for General Caballero

Beaten 0‑4 by Cerro Porteno, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 11, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Carlos Vera Benítez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the General Caballero dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Jose Gomez faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Jose Gomez after 0‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Rodrigo Burgos

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and General Caballero will feel it on Saturday.

Squad

A day to forget for Arnaldo Giménez

Beaten 4 times, 4 saves, and an afternoon that will go on his record whether it was his fault or the defence’s. It is the quiet unfairness of the position.

In brief

42 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez stands alone

14 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Bruno Fernández damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Marcelino Ñamandú and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rodrigo Burgos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Iván Benítez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Nacional

0‑1 to Nacional, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Jose Gomez left the room before anybody could ask which.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for General Caballero

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Cerro Porteno.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Rodrigo Burgos

Nobody at General Caballero is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

41 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Antonio Sanabria out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Iván Tello

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

General Caballero end the wait against River Plate

It had gone 11 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for General Caballero

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mauro Caballero yet — 8.39

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

General Caballero see off River Plate

Three points for General Caballero, 3‑2 the final word against River Plate in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arnaldo Giménez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

40 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Antonio Sanabria out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

11 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for General Caballero

Beaten 0‑3 by Guarani, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for General Caballero

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Iván Tello

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Looking ahead

General Caballero face River Plate in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the General Caballero dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

39 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 11, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

General Caballero leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Sol de America

Sol de America left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Richard Escobar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Matías Verdún beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

38 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 91 days

91 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

César Carrizo stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Marcos Urán signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marcos Urán and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

General Caballero are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Libertad take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Halfway: General Caballero sit in position 11

5 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Jose Gomez left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

37 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

The goals have deserted General Caballero

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at General Caballero can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

General Caballero leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Sportivo Trinidense

0‑2 to Sportivo Trinidense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of César Carrizo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jose Gomez: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

When it matters, Ronald Acuña plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

36 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 107 days

107 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

7 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A muscle injury and 18 days out for Arnaldo Giménez

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. General Caballero will quote 18 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kevin Martínez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

General Caballero come up short against General Diaz

General Diaz left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Iván Benítez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jose Gomez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

35 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 114 days

114 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Chastening afternoon for General Caballero

A 0‑4 beating by Olimpia was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 10

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Marcelino Ñamandú and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of José Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Luis Romero out for 34 days

The medical room confirms 34 days on the sidelines for Luis Romero, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Doors closed at General Caballero

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

34 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

11 saves: Arnaldo Giménez was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Sportivo Luqueno take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aldo Pineda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aldo Pineda, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Jose Gomez: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Marcelino Ñamandú is off the mark for General Caballero

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

The dugout

Iván Benítez does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

33 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Bruno Fernández out for 128 days

128 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Richard Martínez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Arnaldo Giménez

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of César Carrizo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Ronald Acuña plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at General Caballero

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

In brief

32 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bruno Fernández damages knee ligaments — 137 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 137 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Richard Escobar breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Chastening afternoon for General Caballero

A 0‑8 beating by Cerro Porteno was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The cup run ends for General Caballero

1‑3 against Sol de America, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Luis Romero could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.52

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.52, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Squad

Matías Verdún signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matías Verdún commits to General Caballero for another 4 years.

Match

8 goals as General Caballero and Cerro Porteno go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between General Caballero and Cerro Porteno, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kevin Martínez

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

31 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Fernández

144 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

24 days out for Richard Escobar after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

A hiding for General Caballero

Beaten 0‑6 by Nacional, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as General Caballero and Nacional go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between General Caballero and Nacional, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marcelino Ñamandú

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at General Caballero

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑6 Jose Gomez left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

30 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Diego Chamorro damages knee ligaments — 137 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 137 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

31 days out for Richard Escobar after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

José Parra runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aldo Pineda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aldo Pineda, and the manager let it.

Match

General Caballero get the job done against River Plate

A 1‑0 win over River Plate, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Matías Verdún was the difference for General Caballero

Marked 7.92. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

A satisfied Jose Gomez

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Jose Gomez could afford to be generous.

In brief

29 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Chamorro

144 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

7 saves: Arnaldo Giménez was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Guarani

1‑3 to Guarani, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Arnaldo Giménez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arnaldo Giménez, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Jose Gomez to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Arnaldo Giménez does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

The dugout

The manager makes Aldo Pineda a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at General Caballero. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

28 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Chamorro

151 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The game went through Ronald Acuña — 6.61

Marked 6.61 on 10 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Boardroom

General Caballero sign off a bigger ground

A capacity of 209 on the plans. A decision judged twenty years from now, by people who were not in the room and will have opinions anyway.

Squad

Rodrigo Alvarenga signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rodrigo Alvarenga and General Caballero agree another 1 years.

Match

General Caballero and Sol de America take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

When it matters, Ronald Acuña plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no ink between General Caballero and José Ramírez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at General Caballero, another week without a signature from José Ramírez.

In brief

27 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Diego Chamorro out for 158 days

158 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. General Caballero lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Richard Escobar breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

26 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Matías Verdún falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

25 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richard Escobar breaks a bone — 70 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 70 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Arnaldo Giménez keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Arnaldo Giménez plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

24 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexandro Giménez

General Caballero asked and Sportivo Luqueno said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

One of our own: Carlos Gonzalez joins the General Caballero first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Carlos Gonzalez is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at General Caballero

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

23 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

General Caballero rebuffed over Leandro Lucero

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Temperley have kept their man, and General Caballero go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

22 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richard Escobar breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Paulo Lugo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

General Caballero ask about Leandro Lucero

A loan enquiry to Temperley: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

General Caballero ask about Alexandro Giménez

A loan enquiry to Sportivo Luqueno: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Luis Romero stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luis Romero and General Caballero agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

21 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

101 days out for Richard Escobar after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Ricardo Marecos due for a General Caballero medical

Everything agreed with Cerro Porteno, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

General Caballero bid $60.0K for Rogelio Espínola

The offer went to Olimpia this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

General Caballero baulk at the price for Ricardo Benítez

Olimpia wanted more than $170.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Richard Franco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Richard Franco, and the manager let it.

Squad

Richard Prieto stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Richard Prieto and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

General Caballero and Santino Robles are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

20 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richard Escobar breaks a bone — 108 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 108 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

General Caballero bid $170.0K for Ricardo Benítez

The offer went to Olimpia this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Too dear: General Caballero walk away from Rodrigo Frutos

$63.0K was the most the club would pay and Olimpia were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Matías Verdún falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

General Caballero promote Edgar Acosta from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Edgar Acosta has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

General Caballero promote Fernando Caceres from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Fernando Caceres has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aldo Pineda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between General Caballero and Marcos Urán

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

19 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Richard Escobar out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

General Caballero make their move for Rodrigo Frutos

$63.0K on the table at Olimpia. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

General Caballero rebuffed over Ricardo Benítez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Olimpia have kept their man, and General Caballero go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

General Caballero agree a free transfer for Juan Flores

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mauro Caballero is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

José Parra is a square peg at General Caballero

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnaldo Giménez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Paulo Lugo is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at General Caballero has been clear about where Paulo Lugo stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

18 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Iván Benítez breaks a bone — 104 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 104 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

17 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

111 days out for Iván Benítez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Wilfrido Rivas for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. General Caballero will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

16 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

118 days out for Iván Benítez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mauro Caballero is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

15 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

40 days out for Arnaldo Giménez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Arnaldo Giménez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

14 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

47 days out for Arnaldo Giménez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

13 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

54 days out for Arnaldo Giménez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

12 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

62 days out for Arnaldo Giménez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. General Caballero will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

11 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Arnaldo Giménez gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Arnaldo Giménez is on it.

In brief

10 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at General Caballero

22 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

9 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

General Caballero count the cost of losing Richard Escobar

29 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodrigo Burgos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

8 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Ronald Acuña plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

7 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ronald Acuña pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías Verdún is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

6 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Rodrigo Burgos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mauro Caballero falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at General Caballero

22 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

5 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Richard Escobar out for 60 days

The medical room confirms 60 days on the sidelines for Richard Escobar, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Matías Verdún falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

4 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Richard Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matías Verdún falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ronald Acuña gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ronald Acuña is on it.

In brief

3 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arnaldo Giménez decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

General Caballero out of the cup

Sol de America ended it 1‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Ronald Acuña yet — 7.94

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.94 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Richard Franco

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Richard Franco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 116 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon General Caballero had all but put away. Sol de America will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Player ratings

Mauro Caballero misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnaldo Giménez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Jose Gomez chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

2 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Richard Franco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

General Caballero beat the market to Hugo Gaona from Sportivo Luqueno

Sportivo Luqueno will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Hugo Gaona has pre-agreed a move to General Caballero, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

Adrian Cardozo steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Adrian Cardozo has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Cristian Santa Cruz steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Cristian Santa Cruz has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Carlos Barrios steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Carlos Barrios has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

General Caballero promote Luis Romero from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Luis Romero has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Rodrigo Burgos is a square peg at General Caballero

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Squad

General Caballero are still strangers to each other

21 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

1 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matías Verdún arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Matías Verdún has, at General Caballero, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Hugo Zaracho signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Hugo Zaracho commits to General Caballero for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at General Caballero

Arnaldo Giménez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at General Caballero

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías Verdún was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Still no ink between General Caballero and Matías Verdún

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at General Caballero, another week without a signature from Matías Verdún.

Market

General Caballero bring in an old head

Manuel Peralta Salinas is 38 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief