General Caballero U20

22 Sep 2038
Wednesday
Process
634 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

20 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 11

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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633 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Home is on Stijn Kwantes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nicolás Iachetti commits to General Caballero for another 2 years.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 56 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 11

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

General Caballero lose Nicolás Iachetti

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

César Carrizo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” César Carrizo and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Juan Recalde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

César Carrizo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” César Carrizo and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 11

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Miguel Lopez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Pedrinho out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Stijn Kwantes wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and General Caballero know it.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Francisco Robinson joins General Caballero on a free

No fee and no drama: Francisco Robinson has signed at General Caballero, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

Market

Stijn Kwantes’s agent stirs the pot again

“Ambitious players need ambitious projects. Draw your own conclusions.” Stijn Kwantes’s representative said it with a smile, and made sure everyone wrote it down.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 112 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 112 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

12 seasons of Alam Garcete

245 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and General Caballero know what they have.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sebastián Sanabria and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Libertad

Libertad left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 119 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 119 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 11, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for General Caballero

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Sportivo Trinidense

Sportivo Trinidense left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Athos Thawan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 126 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 126 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miguel Lopez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miguel Lopez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around General Caballero the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Roberto Cardozo says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

General Caballero come up short against General Diaz

General Diaz left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ivo Brian runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 133 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 133 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stijn Kwantes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Juan Recalde gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Olimpia

0‑2 to Olimpia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Alam Garcete

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Alam Garcete

Marked 5.75, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Market

The shop window has Jonathan Díaz in it

General Caballero have let the market know Jonathan Díaz can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 140 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 140 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Chastening afternoon for General Caballero

A 1‑5 beating by Sportivo Luqueno was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Athos Thawan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Lucas Zelaya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lucas Zelaya commits to General Caballero for another 2 years.

Match

Lucas Zelaya among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Lucas Zelaya on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of General Caballero and Sportivo Luqueno.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.46. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Doors closed at General Caballero

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about César Carrizo

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Pedrinho breaks a bone — 147 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 147 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.75

A mark of 7.75 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Miguel Lopez

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Derlis Romero

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Derlis Romero keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Alam Garcete

6 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pedrinho

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 10.00

A mark of 10.00 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Miguel Lopez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

3 goals for Miguel Lopez

The match ball belongs to Miguel Lopez, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

General Caballero get the job done against Cerro Porteno

A 3‑1 win over Cerro Porteno, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Pedrinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Stijn Kwantes was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.75. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 81 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 81 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.87

A mark of 7.87 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lucas Zelaya

Marked 9.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Derlis Romero the difference as General Caballero beat Nacional

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Derlis Romero. 2‑0 against Nacional, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Derlis Romero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Stijn Kwantes

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

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The General Caballero Herald

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Caceres

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 88 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 88 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Stijn Kwantes wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and General Caballero know it.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

River Plate take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

614 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Caceres

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Miguel Lopez at 21 — 8.80

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Miguel Lopez did not need any: 8.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero has been here 12 seasons

52 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Miguel Lopez

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Honours even between General Caballero and Guarani

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

613 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Caceres

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 12, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Miguel Lopez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at General Caballero is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nicolás Iachetti yet — 8.59

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.59 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Doutor keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Danilo Fernández the difference as General Caballero beat Sol de America

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Danilo Fernández. 2‑1 against Sol de America, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

612 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Caceres

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

General Caballero taken apart

0‑5 to Libertad, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Giuliano Burgos says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for General Caballero

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Boardroom

Inquest at General Caballero

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Joaquín Morrone never got going

4.97 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

611 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 116 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 116 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

8 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gustavo Dionisi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pedrinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Sportivo Trinidense

1‑2 to Sportivo Trinidense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

610 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 123 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 123 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Chastening afternoon for General Caballero

A 0‑3 beating by General Diaz was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giuliano Burgos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Giuliano Burgos commits to General Caballero for another 2 years.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Nobody left the General Caballero dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lucas Zelaya

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on César Carrizo

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

609 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

A hiding for General Caballero

Beaten 0‑4 by Olimpia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 11 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Miguel Lopez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to General Caballero's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at General Caballero has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Derlis Romero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

608 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedrinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Pedrinho in the eights

A performance of 8.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Giuliano Burgos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Derlis Romero's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

607 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Fernando Fernandez, 17, plays like he has been here for years — 7.77

A mark of 7.77 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 17-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against 12 de Octubre

2‑3 to 12 de Octubre, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stijn Kwantes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya in the eights

A performance of 8.48 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Danilo Fernández

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

César Carrizo is still paying for one afternoon at General Caballero

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Athos Thawan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

606 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put General Caballero out

Out, 0‑1 to Sportivo Luqueno, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Stijn Kwantes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cerro Porteno take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Fernando Fernandez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Sebastián Sanabria

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastián Sanabria, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ivo Brian's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at General Caballero needed to.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Alam Garcete

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

605 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miguel Lopez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miguel Lopez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around General Caballero the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pedrinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Nacional

Nacional left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for César Carrizo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to César Carrizo, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Nicolás Iachetti plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lucas Zelaya

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

604 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Lucas Zelaya wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Lucas Zelaya found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and River Plate went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Ivo Brian delivers — 7.20

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Ivo Brian scored, was marked 7.20, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lucas Zelaya

Marked 9.13 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

General Caballero get the job done against River Plate

A 2‑1 win over River Plate, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alam Garcete

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Danilo Fernández

Successful dribbles: 9. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

603 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

7 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Guarani

Guarani left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Joaquín Morrone

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

Player ratings

Ivo Brian never got going

5.59 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

Nicolás Iachetti could not find anything

5.68. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

602 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A day Derlis Romero will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Lucas Zelaya has been here 12 seasons

251 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete, 36, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

8 goals as General Caballero and Sol de America go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between General Caballero and Sol de America, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

One of those days for Derlis Romero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.59, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Graduation day at General Caballero

11 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

In brief

601 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Miguel Lopez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

600 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

599 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Angel Cardozo

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 21, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

598 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gustavo Dionisi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

597 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 10 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Stijn Kwantes asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Miguel Lopez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at General Caballero is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Alam Garcete has been here 11 seasons

223 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

596 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the General Caballero boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Joaquín Morrone asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

595 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

General Caballero count the cost of losing Alam Garcete

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 21, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

594 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Miguel Lopez is the young player of the season

Not a month, not a run of form — a whole season of being the best 21-year-old anybody in this division could put on a pitch. This is the honour that gets mentioned for the rest of his career.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

593 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

General Caballero spell it out for Roberto Gimenez

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Roberto Gimenez has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 10, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 62 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 62 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Stijn Kwantes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sebastián Sanabria and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stijn Kwantes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Joaquín Morrone in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Joaquín Morrone has his answer from General Caballero; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

592 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

591 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 76 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 76 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gustavo Dionisi says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 21, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

590 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

589 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 10

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

In brief

588 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Santiago Balbuena breaks a bone — 97 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 97 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Stijn Kwantes asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Squad

Lucas Zelaya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lucas Zelaya commits to General Caballero for another 2 years.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Stijn Kwantes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

587 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Cubas

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Santiago Balbuena out for 104 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 21, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

  • Squad Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards
586 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Cubas

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

585 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Cubas

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 10

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

In brief

584 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Cubas

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Stijn Kwantes asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the General Caballero boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Juan Recalde stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Juan Recalde and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

583 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hugo Cubas

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Miguel Lopez is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.21 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. General Caballero know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

582 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Joaquín Morrone stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joaquín Morrone and General Caballero agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

581 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 10, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

580 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stijn Kwantes damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Stijn Kwantes asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at General Caballero

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

11 seasons of Sebastián Sanabria

215 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and General Caballero know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Caio Jerônimo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

579 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stijn Kwantes damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mateo Urrutia keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Miguel Lopez is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.21 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. General Caballero know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

578 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stijn Kwantes damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

577 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 10 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

576 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stijn Kwantes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Miguel Lopez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Miguel Lopez and General Caballero agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

César Carrizo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Nicolás Iachetti plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Miguel Lopez linked with a move away

The name of Miguel Lopez keeps appearing in other people's back pages. General Caballero say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

575 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joaquín Morrone says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

11 seasons of Fredy Guerrero

52 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and General Caballero know what they have.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 21, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

General Caballero beat the market to Uriel Ojeda from Sol de America

Sol de America will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Uriel Ojeda has pre-agreed a move to General Caballero, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

Experience through the door at General Caballero

Ayrton Sánchez arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

574 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Joaquín Morrone signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joaquín Morrone and General Caballero agree another 1 years.

In brief

573 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 10 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

572 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gustavo Dionisi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Fernando Gomez gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Fernando Gomez has just signed for General Caballero, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Fredy Guerrero and General Caballero agree another 1 years.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Athos Thawan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

General Caballero sign Fernando Gomez, one for the future

Fernando Gomez is 20, and General Caballero have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

571 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stijn Kwantes asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

11 seasons of César Carrizo

255 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and General Caballero know what they have.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Athos Thawan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 20, he is averaging 7.21, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Player ratings

One of those days for Derlis Romero

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Intake day at the General Caballero academy

7 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Match

General Caballero and Libertad take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

570 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gustavo Dionisi says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Home is on Stijn Kwantes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

General Caballero and Sportivo Trinidense take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

General Caballero put Stijn Kwantes up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Stijn Kwantes may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pedrinho

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

569 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 10 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against General Diaz

1‑2 to General Diaz, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

568 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gustavo Dionisi

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Juan Recalde: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Olimpia

0‑2 to Olimpia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

No place for Stijn Kwantes in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Stijn Kwantes has his answer from General Caballero; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Danilo Fernández

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Derlis Romero

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

Experience through the door at General Caballero

Mateo Urrutia arrives at 34 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

567 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Roberto Cardozo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 20, he is averaging 7.19, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

César Carrizo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” César Carrizo and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sportivo Luqueno take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Alam Garcete

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Lucas Zelaya runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

General Caballero sign a deal worth $46.8K a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete could not find anything

5.80. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

566 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

General Caballero tear 12 de Octubre apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against 12 de Octubre, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 9.79

A mark of 9.79 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Giuliano Burgos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alam Garcete yet — 8.12

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pedrinho

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.98, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ivo Brian was immovable

13 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

565 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 10, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Arthur Henrique has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Arthur Henrique

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastián Sanabria is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

564 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Arthur Henrique

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A fracture rules Jonathan Díaz out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Miguel Lopez at 20 — 9.12

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Miguel Lopez did not need any: 9.12, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nicolás Iachetti yet — 8.10

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Pedrinho was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.15. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Juan Recalde gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between General Caballero and Nacional

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Miguel Lopez wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Miguel Lopez found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and River Plate went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Miguel Lopez at 20 — 9.95

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Miguel Lopez did not need any: 9.95, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Juan Valdez breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Miguel Lopez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alam Garcete yet — 8.85

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Miguel Lopez is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.05 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. General Caballero know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Miguel Lopez sends General Caballero past River Plate

It finished 5‑4, and it was Miguel Lopez’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to General Caballero.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Danilo Fernández

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

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562 Edition

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Squad

Juan Valdez breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

7 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alam Garcete has been here 11 seasons

215 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sebastián Sanabria and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

César Carrizo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Arthur Henrique runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

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561 Edition

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27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Juan Valdez breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Arthur Henrique has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alam Garcete yet — 8.39

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stijn Kwantes wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and General Caballero know it.

Match

General Caballero leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

560 Edition

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20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Jonathan Díaz out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete, 35, rolls back the years — 7.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.91 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for General Caballero

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Arthur Henrique runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

559 Edition

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13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Jonathan Díaz out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

General Caballero sink to position 10

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Miguel Lopez at 20 — 7.95

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Miguel Lopez did not need any: 7.95, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nicolás Iachetti, 37, rolls back the years — 7.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.88 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against Sportivo Trinidense

2‑3 to Sportivo Trinidense, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastián Sanabria is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Giuliano Burgos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

558 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Jonathan Díaz out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason General Caballero will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Athos Thawan has been here 11 seasons

43 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Alam Garcete stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alam Garcete and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for General Caballero against General Diaz

1‑2 to General Diaz, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lucas Zelaya at his very best

Marked 8.62. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at General Caballero.

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557 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Arthur Henrique has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alam Garcete yet — 7.89

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

General Caballero come up short against Olimpia

Olimpia left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Stijn Kwantes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

556 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Alam Garcete was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stijn Kwantes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Pedrinho

Marked 8.81 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Alam Garcete

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alam Garcete, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Nicolás Iachetti plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Pedrinho rescues a point for General Caballero

It needed Pedrinho to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Sportivo Luqueno, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Nicolás Iachetti

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Arthur Henrique

7 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

An afternoon Caio Jerônimo will want back

Marked 5.73. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

555 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.02

A mark of 8.02 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Alam Garcete, 35, rolls back the years — 8.22

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.22 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Lucas Zelaya

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Recalde

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

General Caballero find a way past 12 de Octubre

12 de Octubre made General Caballero work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

General Caballero settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. 12 de Octubre spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

In brief

554 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

General Caballero bow out of the cup

Sportivo Luqueno go through and General Caballero go home, 3‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

7 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.47

A mark of 8.47 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Juan Recalde stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Juan Recalde and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Danilo Fernández among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Danilo Fernández on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of General Caballero and Sportivo Luqueno.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Miguel Lopez

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

553 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Arthur Henrique

Successful dribbles: 39. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Nowhere to hide for General Caballero

1‑4 against Nacional, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Arthur Henrique puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Arthur Henrique

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arthur Henrique will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around General Caballero the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

5 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Juan Recalde signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Juan Recalde and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastián Sanabria is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

552 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Ivo Brian says General Caballero went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Home is on Stijn Kwantes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Whatever happens, General Caballero do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Derlis Romero

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Derlis Romero

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between General Caballero and River Plate

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

551 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

César Carrizo keeps General Caballero in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Miguel Lopez, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.70

A mark of 7.70 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Athos Thawan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Recalde has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at General Caballero will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

No goals between General Caballero and Guarani

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Guarani will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

550 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from César Carrizo

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Ivo Brian could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.27

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.27, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Miguel Lopez at 20 — 8.71

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Miguel Lopez did not need any: 8.71, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Arthur Henrique runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sebastián Sanabria is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

General Caballero supporters have found a favourite in Miguel Lopez

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Miguel Lopez has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

No hiding place for Alam Garcete

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alam Garcete, and the manager let it.

Match

General Caballero hit back inside 2 minutes

Sol de America held the lead for 2 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. General Caballero answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

In brief

549 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Arthur Henrique has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Graduation day at General Caballero

10 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alam Garcete is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

General Caballero promote Jorge Gonzalez from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jorge Gonzalez has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Ramon Enciso steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Ramon Enciso has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Boardroom

General Caballero are making the ground bigger

Work is signed off on a capacity of 404. It is the sort of decision a club is judged on twenty years later, by people who were not there when it was taken.

Squad

Fredy Guerrero in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

548 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

César Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at General Caballero will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

547 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Remember the name: Miguel Lopez

He is 20, he is averaging 7.20, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sebastián Sanabria falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

546 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at General Caballero

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

545 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

544 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Alam Garcete in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Arthur Henrique conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Cerro Porteno will make the call about Arthur Henrique this week. General Caballero have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

543 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

At 20, Miguel Lopez is already the best thing here

An average of 7.20 in a first team he is several years too young for. General Caballero have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

542 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at General Caballero

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Sportivo Luqueno come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and General Caballero did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Ivo Brian gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ivo Brian has just signed for General Caballero, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Alam Garcete falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

541 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Roberto Gimenez has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at General Caballero can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nicolás Iachetti and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

540 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 62 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 62 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

539 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Miguel Lopez is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.20 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. General Caballero know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

538 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 76 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 76 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the General Caballero boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

In brief

537 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Juan Recalde

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

536 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Derlis Romero damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Arthur Henrique hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

535 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Derlis Romero damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Nicolás Iachetti breaks a bone — 97 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 97 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

At 20, Miguel Lopez is already the best thing here

An average of 7.20 in a first team he is several years too young for. General Caballero have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

In brief