21 Sep 2027
Tuesday
Process
60 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Pyry Hannola settles it late for Haugesund

The 88th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Pyry Hannola decided nobody was going anywhere. Tromso had no time left to answer.

Player ratings

A brace, and Pyry Hannola takes the afternoon — 8.24

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Pyry Hannola provided it, and the 8.24 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Haugesund see off Tromso

Three points for Haugesund, 3‑2 the final word against Tromso in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathias Grundetjern was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Sory Diarra is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.24 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Emil Rohd

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Sory Diarra was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.02. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Haugesund buy the years ahead of Valdemar Rubæk Vestergaard

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

Back issues
59 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

11 saves: Amund Wichne was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Haugesund

A 1‑4 beating by Valerenga was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mathias Grundetjern

21 goals and a season average of 7.47 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Jonathan Norbye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jonathan Norbye and Haugesund agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amund Wichne

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amund Wichne, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Haugesund

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

58 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathias Grundetjern hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Haugesund can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Haugesund sink to position 14

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A day Mathias Grundetjern will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mathias Grundetjern

20 goals and a season average of 7.46 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Haugesund

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Haugesund is running low.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Amund Wichne

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Sindre Mauritz-Hansen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Haugesund may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The dugout

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Player ratings

Petcho Camara beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

57 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Haugesund board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Sory Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Markus Wæhler

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lillestrom have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Haugesund find a way past Lillestrom

Lillestrom made Haugesund work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Mathias Grundetjern in the eights

A performance of 8.05 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Gustav Nyheim was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

56 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Amund Wichne keeps Haugesund in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Haugesund

A 0‑3 beating by Molde was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

Haugesund close the window on a squad of their own making

9 in and 7 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Kristoffer Askildsen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Viking have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Gustav Nyheim and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathias Grundetjern is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Jonas Sorloth joins the Haugesund first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Jonas Sorloth is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Haugesund promote Sander Singh from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Sander Singh has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Haugesund promote Ole Selnaes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ole Selnaes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

55 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mikkel Hope signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mikkel Hope and Haugesund agree another 5 years.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Tobias Moi

Haugesund asked and Viking said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for Haugesund against Rosenborg

1‑2 to Rosenborg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Sory Diarra

12 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Amund Wichne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Alexander Thorsby left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vegard Solheim was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Haugesund ask about Markus Wæhler

A loan enquiry to Lillestrom: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

54 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathias Grundetjern hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Haugesund can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A brace, and Mathias Grundetjern takes the afternoon — 9.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Mathias Grundetjern provided it, and the 9.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Martin Bjørnbak says Haugesund went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Gustav Nyheim beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Sory Diarra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Esbjerg tell Haugesund: Martin Ramsland is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Julius Emefile

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

53 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

11 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Haugesund board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Haugesund tear Stromsgodset apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑3 against Stromsgodset, and it could have been more.

Squad

A day Mathias Grundetjern will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Haugesund come from 2 down to beat Stromsgodset

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Haugesund found something the first half had given no notice of, and Stromsgodset could not hold what they had.

Player ratings

Both of them Sory Diarra's — 9.46

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.46, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Haugesund are in real trouble now

Position 14, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Gustav Nyheim at 21 — 7.97

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Gustav Nyheim did not need any: 7.97, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Stabaek come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Haugesund did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

52 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Sory Diarra's — 8.63

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.63, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Amund Wichne

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Rosenborg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Haugesund did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

The wait goes on for Haugesund

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kristoffer Askildsen

Haugesund asked and Viking said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Haugesund come up short against Viking

Viking left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Stabaek join the queue for Vegard Solheim

Add another name to the list: Stabaek have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Vegard Solheim. The answer from Haugesund has not changed — yet.

Match

Haugesund leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

51 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Haugesund out

Out, 1‑2 to Rosenborg, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Markus Wæhler

Haugesund asked and Lillestrom said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Sory Diarra’s goal not enough for Haugesund

Sory Diarra scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Sarpsborg 08, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Miika Koskela gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

The half-term report on Haugesund

Position 15, 10 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Market

The Harald Martin Hauso conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Aalesund will make the call about Harald Martin Hauso this week. Haugesund have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

50 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Haugesund let it slip despite Sory Diarra

Sory Diarra had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Aalesund were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amund Wichne

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amund Wichne, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sory Diarra

Marked 8.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Mathias Grundetjern was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mathias Grundetjern

10 goals and a season average of 7.23 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Pyry Hannola

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Haugesund share the spoils with Aalesund

A 3‑3 draw with Aalesund leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

49 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Haugesund

Mjondalen will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Haugesund were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Haugesund board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Haugesund

Position 15 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A day Mathias Grundetjern will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Pyry Hannola and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Grundetjern

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

6 goals as Haugesund and Mjondalen go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Haugesund and Mjondalen, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Haugesund supporters have found a favourite in Fabian André Jakobsen

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Fabian André Jakobsen has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

48 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Haugesund end the wait against Odd

It had gone 9 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Niklas Sandberg sends Haugesund past Odd

It finished 2‑1, and it was Niklas Sandberg’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Haugesund.

Player ratings

Niklas Sandberg in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Mathias Grundetjern was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.28. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Petcho Camara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Alexander Thorsby on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Haugesund

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

In brief

47 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Haugesund

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Haugesund

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Amund Wichne for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Haugesund will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Haugesund against Sandefjord

1‑3 to Sandefjord, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mathias Grundetjern at his very best

Marked 8.10. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Haugesund.

The dugout

Parfait Bizoza gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Alexander Thorsby to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

46 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

8 matches without a win for Haugesund

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Haugesund are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Haugesund

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

IK Start take the points off Haugesund

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Alexander Thorsby after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sindre Mauritz-Hansen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

45 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Haugesund are in real trouble now

Position 15, 3 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Sory Diarra scores twice — 8.81

Two goals and a mark of 8.81 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

7 matches without a win for Haugesund

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Haugesund are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Haugesund are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Haugesund against Tromso

3‑4 to Tromso, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Sory Diarra among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Sory Diarra on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Haugesund and Tromso.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • The dugout No hiding place for Pyry Hannola
  • Player ratings Niklas Sandberg was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
44 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Haugesund

0‑3 against Valerenga, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for Haugesund

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Haugesund leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Miika Koskela gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Haugesund

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Alexander Thorsby to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

43 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

5 matches without a win for Haugesund

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Haugesund are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bodo/Glimt take the points off Haugesund

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Emil Rohd makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Player ratings

The game went through Emil Rohd — 7.05

Marked 7.05 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Alexander Thorsby after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Miika Koskela's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

42 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Haugesund's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Haugesund has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Haugesund come up short against Lillestrom

Lillestrom left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Amund Wichne gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Grundetjern

Marked 8.40 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sory Diarra

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Alexander Thorsby left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Pyry Hannola is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

41 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Frank Stople decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Haugesund

1‑6 against Molde, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Haugesund through in the cup

A 0‑0 win over Stabaek, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Gustav Nyheim, 21, steals the show — 7.64

Marked 7.64 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eirik Viland Andersen

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 goals as Haugesund and Molde go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Haugesund and Molde, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Beaten 6 times: a bad day for Amund Wichne

3 saves does not settle the argument about whose fault it was, and the argument will run all week. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines whoever caused them.

In brief

40 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

14 saves: Amund Wichne was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 14 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

A hiding for Haugesund

Beaten 0‑4 by Rosenborg, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Mikkel Hope signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mikkel Hope and Haugesund agree another 5 years.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Miika Koskela gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Haugesund dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Alexander Thorsby after 0‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Boardroom

Haugesund counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Haugesund now.

In brief

39 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Haugesund refuse to lose, and Emil Rohd leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Emil Rohd was at the centre of it, Stabaek were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Emil Rohd sends Haugesund past Stabaek

It finished 3‑2, and it was Emil Rohd’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Haugesund.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Emil Rohd

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Mathias Grundetjern was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.60. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern reaches 50 goals

50 goals for the club, every one of them filed away in the memory of a supporter somewhere.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sory Diarra

Marked 8.16 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.16. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

38 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Mathias Grundetjern's — 8.83

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.83, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No end in sight to Haugesund's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Haugesund has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Stromsgodset take the points off Haugesund

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Amund Wichne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Haugesund hit back inside 1 minutes

Stromsgodset held the lead for 1 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Haugesund answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

37 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Haugesund come up short against Viking

Viking left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Parfait Bizoza is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Alexander Thorsby left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Gustav Nyheim beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

The Sory Diarra question follows Haugesund around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sory Diarra’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Parfait Bizoza does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

The dugout

Håvard Vatland Karlsen has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Håvard Vatland Karlsen has written the date down.

In brief

36 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Not going: Håvard Vatland Karlsen stays at Haugesund

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” GIF Sundsvall had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Haugesund turn down Viking for Mikkel Hope

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 2 in, 2 out at Haugesund

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 2 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Sory Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Frank Stople signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Frank Stople and Haugesund agree another 3 years.

Squad

Alexander Ruud Tveter is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Alexander Ruud Tveter has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Looking ahead

Niklas Sandberg faces his old club

Viking next, and one man in the Haugesund dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

The manager makes Parfait Bizoza a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Haugesund. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

35 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Miika Koskela breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Eyes on Håvard Vatland Karlsen again

The phone has started ringing about Håvard Vatland Karlsen again, and this time the name on the line is GIF Sundsvall. Haugesund are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Einar Fauskanger has seen enough of Odd

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Haugesund, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Hakon Thorsby stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hakon Thorsby and Haugesund agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

34 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

27 days out for Miika Koskela after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Haugesund will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Nathaniel Nwosu turns down Haugesund

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Viktoria Plzen keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Parfait Bizoza falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Sindre Mauritz-Hansen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim is still paying for one afternoon at Haugesund

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

33 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Miika Koskela out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Haugesund will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Nathaniel Nwosu is a medical away from Haugesund

The deal with Viktoria Plzen is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Ismaël Seoné moves on

Lillestrom pay $480.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Transfer targets

No deal for Sondre Granaas at that price

Haugesund offered $80.0K; Molde said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Nikos Grammatikakis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Volos NPS have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Martin Bjørnbak

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Martin Bjørnbak, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Amund Wichne gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Amund Wichne is on it.

In brief

32 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Miika Koskela breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Terms done: Ismaël Seoné is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Lillestrom waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Haugesund is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Molde come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Haugesund did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Oleksandr Karavaiev rejects the move

Haugesund had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Shakhtar, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

No deal for Tobias Dahl at that price

Haugesund offered $490.0K; Rosenborg said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $75.0K for Sondre Granaas

Haugesund have gone to Molde with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Alexander Groven signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexander Groven commits to Haugesund for another 2 years.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Aleksander van der Spa

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stromsgodset have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

31 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Miika Koskela out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Haugesund will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Håvard Vatland Karlsen says no to GIF Sundsvall

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Håvard Vatland Karlsen had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Ismaël Seoné puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Haugesund, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Haugesund make their move for Tobias Dahl

$490.0K on the table at Rosenborg. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Door shut on William Wendt

Haugesund asked and Stabaek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Haugesund walk away from Ola Visted

$400.0K was the most the club would pay and Viking were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ismaël Seoné

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ismaël Seoné, and the manager let it.

In brief

30 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Haugesund say no — this time

The offer from GIF Sundsvall for Ismaël Seoné was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Haugesund pay Lillestrom $750.0K for a proper upgrade

Lillestrom did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $750.0K for Gustav Nyheim, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

Transfer targets

Dani Homet will not be coming to Haugesund

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at MSK Zilina is saying, and nobody at Haugesund is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Håvard Vatland Karlsen attracts admirers

The name of Håvard Vatland Karlsen has come up in conversations Haugesund were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Haugesund bid $400.0K for Ola Visted

The offer went to Viking this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Sebastian Hansen at that price

Haugesund offered $33.0K; Odd said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

David Joseph stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Joseph and Haugesund agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

29 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Stromsgodset come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Haugesund did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Gustav Nyheim due for a Haugesund medical

Everything agreed with Lillestrom, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Magnus Lankhof Dahlby

Haugesund asked and Stabaek said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Haugesund walk away from Trent Kone-Doherty

$29.0K was the most the club would pay and Molde were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Odd watching Einar Fauskanger

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Haugesund have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

Amund Wichne gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Amund Wichne is on it.

Squad

The formation has left David Joseph behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Haugesund will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

28 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Magnus Knutsvik asks to leave Haugesund

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

GIF Sundsvall join the queue for Ismaël Seoné

Add another name to the list: GIF Sundsvall have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ismaël Seoné. The answer from Haugesund has not changed — yet.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

No deal for Noah Kojo at that price

Haugesund offered $48.0K; Odd said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Trent Kone-Doherty

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Molde have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Parfait Bizoza was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Almar Grindhaug stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Almar Grindhaug and Haugesund agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Ismaël Seoné placed on the list

Haugesund have made Ismaël Seoné available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Sory Diarra talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Haugesund know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

27 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sindre Mauritz-Hansen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Christopher Kjensteberg is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Christopher Kjensteberg has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

The Mathias Grundetjern talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Haugesund know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Alexander Ruud Tveter

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

26 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Parfait Bizoza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Rasmus Møller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Alexander Ruud Tveter has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Alexander Ruud Tveter has written the date down.

Market

Jonathan Norbye linked with a move away

The name of Jonathan Norbye keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Haugesund say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

25 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Einar Fauskanger says Haugesund went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Haugesund lose Sindre Mauritz-Hansen

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ismaël Seoné

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ismaël Seoné, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

24 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Anders Bondhus keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Haugesund may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Magnus Hauge steps up from the Haugesund academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Magnus Hauge has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

Vegard Solheim signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Vegard Solheim and Haugesund agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Almar Grindhaug gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

23 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Almar Grindhaug keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Haugesund may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

The season belongs to Mathias Grundetjern

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Haugesund have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Sory Diarra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Einar Fauskanger at Haugesund

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Einar Fauskanger is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

The dugout

Sindre Mauritz-Hansen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The formation has left Christopher Kjensteberg behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Haugesund will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

The Mathias Grundetjern talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Haugesund know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

The manager makes Alexander Ruud Tveter a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Haugesund. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vegard Solheim trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

22 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Vegard Solheim keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Haugesund may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Petcho Camara stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Petcho Camara and Haugesund agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Petcho Camara asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

21 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ismaël Seoné

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Amund Wichne has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Haugesund will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Petcho Camara knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Haugesund, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Alexander Ruud Tveter has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Alexander Ruud Tveter has written the date down.

In brief

20 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Haugesund promote Stian Johansen from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Stian Johansen has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Haugesund promote Erling Linnes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Erling Linnes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Rasmus Møller falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alexander Ruud Tveter has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Alexander Ruud Tveter has written the date down.

Market

The Mikkel Hope talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Haugesund know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

19 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Martin Bjørnbak: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Haugesund have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Haugesund will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Pyry Hannola and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sindre Mauritz-Hansen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A step back for Rasmus Møller at Haugesund

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

18 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Sindre Mauritz-Hansen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Haugesund have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Almar Grindhaug gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Vegard Solheim is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Parfait Bizoza knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Parfait Bizoza trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

17 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Harald Martin Hauso was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rasmus Møller gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Mathias Grundetjern story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathias Grundetjern signs something — a contract at Haugesund or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Håvard Vatland Karlsen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Haugesund, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

16 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Emil Rohd stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Emil Rohd and Haugesund agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Sory Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Miika Koskela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ismaël Seoné

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ismaël Seoné, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Haugesund keep their word to Petcho Camara

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Ismaël Seoné: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Haugesund will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

15 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sory Diarra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Lars Daehli joins the Haugesund first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Lars Daehli is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Marcus Strandberg joins the Haugesund first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Marcus Strandberg is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

No hiding place for Einar Fauskanger

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Einar Fauskanger, and the manager let it.

Market

Sory Diarra linked with a move away

The name of Sory Diarra keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Haugesund say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

14 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Chastening afternoon for Haugesund

A 1‑8 beating by Sarpsborg 08 was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Haugesund and Sarpsborg 08 in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Grundetjern

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jonathan Norbye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonathan Norbye, and the manager let it.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern is carrying Haugesund

9 goals and a season average of 7.20. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Haugesund dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑8, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

13 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Jonathan Norbye delivers — 7.19

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Jonathan Norbye scored, was marked 7.19, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Emil Rohd

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Miika Koskela was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Teemu Hytönen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Haugesund and Aalesund

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Alexander Thorsby chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

Jonathan Norbye finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Haugesund have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

12 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Emil Rohd at 21 — 8.44

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Emil Rohd did not need any: 8.44, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Nobody wants to play Haugesund right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Haugesund get the job done against Mjondalen

A 3‑2 win over Mjondalen, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pyry Hannola was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Emil Rohd

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Amund Wichne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Niklas Sandberg was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Håvard Vatland Karlsen

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

  • The dugout A promise honoured at Haugesund
  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Haugesund
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
11 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Haugesund

Odd will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Haugesund were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Both of them Mathias Grundetjern's — 9.37

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.37, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Einar Fauskanger

At 18 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Player ratings

Sory Diarra was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.86. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Haugesund promote Vegard Linnes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Vegard Linnes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

No hiding place for Parfait Bizoza

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Parfait Bizoza, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Alexander Thorsby, on a 3‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

10 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Mathias Grundetjern takes the afternoon — 9.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Mathias Grundetjern provided it, and the 9.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

6 saves: Amund Wichne was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Petcho Camara, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.60

A mark of 7.60 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Sory Diarra stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sory Diarra and Haugesund agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

At last: Haugesund win one

6 matches without a win, and then this, against Sandefjord. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Match

Haugesund get the job done against Sandefjord

A 3‑1 win over Sandefjord, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Miika Koskela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Petcho Camara

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Almar Grindhaug
  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Vegard Solheim's mistake
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The Haugesund Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Haugesund

A 0‑3 beating by IK Start was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Haugesund

Position 14 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

The wait goes on for Haugesund

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Pyry Hannola falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Emil Rohd runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Miika Koskela

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Sory Diarra ran the middle of the pitch — 6.54

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 10 combined actions and a mark of 6.54, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

In brief

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21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

5 matches without a win for Haugesund

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Haugesund are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Sory Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tromso take the points off Haugesund

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Amund Wichne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Haugesund are still strangers to each other

13 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Niklas Sandberg runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Sory Diarra asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

4 matches without a win for Haugesund

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Haugesund are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Miika Koskela was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Emil Rohd

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mathias Grundetjern at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Haugesund.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ismaël Seoné

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Haugesund and Valerenga take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Squad

Ismaël Seoné wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Haugesund will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

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The Haugesund Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Amund Wichne

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Mathias Grundetjern and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Haugesund against Bodo/Glimt

1‑3 to Bodo/Glimt, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Håvard Vatland Karlsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jonathan Norbye is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Jonathan Norbye has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Talks stall between Haugesund and Sory Diarra

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Alexander Thorsby to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Mathias Grundetjern

8 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

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The Haugesund Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Haugesund

A 0‑3 beating by Lillestrom was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Fredrik Ardraa at that price

Haugesund offered $57.0K; Stromsgodset said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Boardroom

Christopher Kjensteberg will join Haugesund for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Christopher Kjensteberg has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Haugesund have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

The dugout

Pyry Hannola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Haugesund

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Teemu Hytönen has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Haugesund will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Martin Bjørnbak

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Bodo/Glimt in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

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The Haugesund Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

12 saves: Amund Wichne was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Haugesund walk away from Sondre Brunstad Fet

$1.7M was the most the club would pay and Bodo/Glimt were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Tempers go at Haugesund

Sory Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Haugesund

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Miika Koskela was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Haugesund come up short against Molde

Molde left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Alexander Ruud Tveter gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

13 new faces, and Haugesund are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Alexander Thorsby faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Alexander Thorsby after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Amund Wichne plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Vegard Solheim's mistake
  • Market Still no signature from Sory Diarra
  • Player ratings Emil Rohd beats them one at a time
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The Haugesund Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Amund Wichne

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Haugesund bow out of the cup

Stabaek go through and Haugesund go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Mathias Grundetjern takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

The IK Start deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Sory Diarra reports back to Haugesund with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Boardroom

Haugesund close the window on a squad of their own making

17 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Haugesund baulk at the price for Aslak Fonn Witry

Rosenborg wanted more than $1.8M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Boardroom

Sory Diarra signs for Molde while still at Haugesund

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Sory Diarra has agreed terms with Molde for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Player ratings

Sory Diarra has a hand in both — 7.91

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.91, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Squad

Miika Koskela in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Haugesund this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

2 Edition

The Haugesund Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Haugesund

1‑5 against Stabaek, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Haugesund turn down IK Start for Sory Diarra

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Haugesund spend $1.6M to raise the standard

This is not cover and nobody is pretending it is. $1.6M has been paid because Mathias Grundetjern is straightforwardly better than what was already here, and the club has decided to stop waiting.

Player ratings

Anders Bondhus runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Pyry Hannola signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Pyry Hannola and Haugesund agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Sory Diarra among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Sory Diarra on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Haugesund and Stabaek.

The terraces

The town asked, and Haugesund paid $1.6M

Mathias Grundetjern was the name on every phone-in, and the club has gone and signed him for $1.6M. For one week the board can do no wrong, which is a week most boards never get.

Market

Haugesund promote Ole Hauge from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ole Hauge has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

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The Haugesund Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Emil Rohd runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Amund Wichne stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Niklas Sandberg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Niklas Sandberg commits to Haugesund for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Haugesund

Sory Diarra and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Haugesund training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pyry Hannola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Haugesund rebuffed over Amin Al-Hamawi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Randers have kept their man, and Haugesund go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Haugesund and Sory Diarra are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Nobody at Haugesund has picked up the phone to Niklas Sandberg

36 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Teemu Hytönen is in the works

Haugesund have made the call to Ilves. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief