4 Jan 2029
Thursday
Process
127 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The season belongs to Mate Abuladze

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Kapaz have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juho Pirttijoki is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
126 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dongo Cresus asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitry Lavrischev says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

125 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tamkin Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bryan Canela gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Kapaz and Apostolos Tsilingiris

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera wants to come home

“I did not go to Konyaspor to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 25 matches say the rest.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

Kapaz counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kapaz now.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • Market Dongo Cresus placed on the list
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
124 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Kapaz bow out of the cup

Qarabag go through and Kapaz go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Qarabag leaves Kapaz explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Sumgayit take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov counts the days

“I watch every Kapaz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Neftchi runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

123 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mustafa Çeçenoğlu and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ravan take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

97% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Bryan Canela

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Bryan Canela.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Bryan Canela

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Bryan Canela.

In brief

122 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Qarabag take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Ibrahim Sangaré will join Kapaz for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Ibrahim Sangaré has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Kapaz have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

No hiding place for Juho Pirttijoki

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Juho Pirttijoki, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Player ratings Mate Abuladze in the eights
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Pachu
  • Market Kapaz bring in an old head
121 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

José Ferrer was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.45. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.29 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera counts the days

“I watch every Kapaz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Konyaspor runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Kapaz and Inter take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

No hiding place for Ehtiram Şahverdiyev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ehtiram Şahverdiyev, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Boardroom Kapaz counting the cost
  • Market The Pachu talk will not go away
  • The terraces The press cannot get enough of José Ferrer
120 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Fərid Nəbiyev takes the afternoon — 9.06

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Fərid Nəbiyev provided it, and the 9.06 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov has seen enough of Neftchi

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Kapaz, and 0 appearances in 22 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Fərid Nəbiyev rescues a point for Kapaz

It needed Fərid Nəbiyev to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Neftchi, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

119 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

AZAL take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Salman Al-Jadany wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Lisandro Garcia named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Lisandro Garcia is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Player ratings

Pachu could have had three

7 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

118 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dongo Cresus: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Eşqin Əhmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Zira

0‑2 to Zira, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

117 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera counts the days

“I watch every Kapaz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Konyaspor runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Kapaz and Khazar take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ehtiram Şahverdiyev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

Kapaz counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kapaz now.

In brief

  • Market The Pachu talk will not go away
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
116 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pachu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.67, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Lisandro Garcia's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov counts the days

“I watch every Kapaz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Neftchi runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Kapaz and Gabala take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

  • Market The Yusif İmanov story refuses to die
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Pachu
115 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.93. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Wages eat 92% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Honours even between Kapaz and Sumgayit

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Apostolos Tsilingiris’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

114 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Eşqin Əhmədov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eşqin Əhmədov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kapaz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tatu Varmanen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

113 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Kapaz counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kapaz now.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Pachu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pachu, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Qarabag

0‑1 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Apostolos Tsilingiris

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Apostolos Tsilingiris knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera wants to come home

“I did not go to Konyaspor to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

112 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Cup progress for Kapaz

A 2‑0 win over AZAL, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A debut Lisandro Garcia will not forget — 7.61

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 0 on the scoresheet, 7.61 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Player ratings

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu, 34, rolls back the years — 9.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.12 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Adama Fofana

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Player ratings

Sadiq Şəfiyev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mate Abuladze sends Kapaz past Inter

It finished 2‑1, and it was Mate Abuladze’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

In brief

111 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mustafa Çeçenoğlu yet — 8.73

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.73 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Neftchi, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fərid Nəbiyev

Marked 8.73 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Juho Pirttijoki

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Juho Pirttijoki, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kapaz have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

Pachu leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

110 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kapaz

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Eşqin Əhmədov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fərid Nəbiyev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Fərid Nəbiyev the difference as Kapaz beat AZAL

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Fərid Nəbiyev. 1‑0 against AZAL, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Salman Al-Jadany wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Kapaz

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

109 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Nihat Əhmədzadə: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Kapaz say no — this time

The offer from Qarabag for Apostolos Tsilingiris was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kapaz

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.94. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mate Abuladze at his very best

Marked 8.72. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera wants to come home

“I did not go to Konyaspor to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

In brief

  • Match Kapaz share the spoils with Zira
  • Boardroom The numbers do not look good at Kapaz
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
108 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kapaz

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Real improvement from Elcan Əbilov at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Elcan Əbilov is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Mate Abuladze

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Player ratings

José Ferrer was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mate Abuladze

Marked 9.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kapaz get the job done against Khazar

A 1‑0 win over Khazar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mahamadou Ba at his very best

Marked 8.10. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

107 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Real improvement from Nihat Əhmədzadə at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Nihat Əhmədzadə is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kapaz

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Pachu

At 32 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Kapaz

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Eddy Garayev steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Eddy Garayev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Kamran Jafarov joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Kamran Jafarov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

106 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eşqin Əhmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Lisandro Garcia is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

At 34 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Apostolos Tsilingiris

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Apostolos Tsilingiris.

In brief

105 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mamuka Kvaratskhelia asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Mahamadou Ba

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Dionis Pera counts the days

“I watch every Kapaz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Konyaspor runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

  • Boardroom The numbers do not look good at Kapaz
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
  • Market Dongo Cresus placed on the list
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
104 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Elcan Əbilov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

103 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Nihat Əhmədzadə is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

José Ferrer has improved at 31, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

102 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eşqin Əhmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

101 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mamuka Kvaratskhelia gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Mamuka Kvaratskhelia has just signed for Kapaz, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Business is business: Rahid Dadashov goes

Khazar paid $66.0K and Kapaz took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Kapaz sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Nobody at Kapaz has picked up the phone to Alexey Yazepov

12 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

  • Market Kapaz shop where it costs nothing
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
100 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dongo Cresus puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fərid Nəbiyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Salman Al-Jadany wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Kapaz

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Market

Nikita Jurkovskis joins Kapaz to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Kapaz have gone and got theirs early.

In brief

99 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mate Abuladze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A long bet from Kapaz on Lisandro Garcia

He is 20, and nobody at Kapaz signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

The Dionis Pera conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Konyaspor will make the call about Dionis Pera this week. Kapaz have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

When it matters, Elcan Əbilov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Kapaz add cover with Alexey Yazepov

It is the least glamorous business a club does and the reason seasons do not collapse in February. Alexey Yazepov is here for the weeks when three men are injured and somebody still has to play.

In brief

98 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Eşqin Əhmədov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eşqin Əhmədov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kapaz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Eşqin Əhmədov signs for AZAL while still at Kapaz

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Eşqin Əhmədov has agreed terms with AZAL for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Grigory Erofeev will join Kapaz for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Grigory Erofeev has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Kapaz have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Rauf Hüseynli plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

97 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jacob Addis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oscar Villalobos gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Oscar Villalobos has just signed for Kapaz, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mate Abuladze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

The armband comes off Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

Kapaz will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

96 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dongo Cresus puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mate Abuladze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

95 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dongo Cresus: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mate Abuladze is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Kapaz will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

94 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mate Abuladze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov wants to come home

“I did not go to AZAL to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

In brief

93 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mustafa Çeçenoğlu and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

  • Squad Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
92 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

91 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mate Abuladze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

90 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

89 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom The numbers do not look good at Kapaz
  • Squad Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
88 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dongo Cresus asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mate Abuladze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

87 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Dongo Cresus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

86 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov wants to come home

“I did not go to AZAL to sit and watch. I want to come back to Kapaz and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

In brief

85 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mate Abuladze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Dmitry Lavrischev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dmitry Lavrischev, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Boardroom The numbers do not look good at Kapaz
  • Squad Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
84 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Kapaz count the cost of losing Pachu

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Pachu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Pachu and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

83 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Dongo Cresus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

82 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mate Abuladze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Salman Al-Jadany's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Orkhan Jafarov has seen enough of AZAL

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Kapaz, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Boardroom

Wages eat 88% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Şakir Seyidov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

81 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

No hiding place for Salman Al-Jadany

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Salman Al-Jadany, and the manager let it.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

80 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Elcan Əbilov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Pachu out for 52 days

The medical room confirms 52 days on the sidelines for Pachu, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

The Paralimni deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Dionis Pera reports back to Kapaz with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Perica Guskić would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Perica Guskić is living that version at Kapaz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Kapaz sell Vyacheslav Purak for $66.0K

Vyacheslav Purak has left for Khazar in a $66.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

In brief

79 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Salman Al-Jadany puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mate Abuladze is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eyes on Dionis Pera again

The phone has started ringing about Dionis Pera again, and this time the name on the line is Ermis. Kapaz are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Home is on Patryk Marek's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

78 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Vyacheslav Purak hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Khazar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kapaz did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

89% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Dongo Cresus has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

77 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Vyacheslav Purak attracts admirers

The name of Vyacheslav Purak has come up in conversations Kapaz were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

76 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

75 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The season belongs to Mate Abuladze

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Kapaz have had the benefit of it.

Market

Eşqin Əhmədov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

AZAL join the queue for Orkhan Jafarov

Add another name to the list: AZAL have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Orkhan Jafarov. The answer from Kapaz has not changed — yet.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Pachu

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Pachu has come out of that comparison in the side, and Kapaz have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

74 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

100% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

73 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dmitry Lavrischev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Kapaz lose Fərid Nəbiyev

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Kapaz counting the cost
  • Market The Pachu story refuses to die
  • Boardroom Kapaz keep producing them
72 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Orkhan Jafarov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Orkhan Jafarov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kapaz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kapaz lose Adama Fofana

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kapaz

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Samuel Lobato at his very best

Marked 8.66. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Match

Kapaz and Sumgayit take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

71 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Kapaz make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Kapaz have 4 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Mahamadou Ba shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Pachu sends Kapaz past Ravan

It finished 1‑0, and it was Pachu’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

Player ratings

Pachu in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Mate Abuladze was immovable

18 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

70 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past José Ferrer

28 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Kapaz make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Kapaz have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Samuel Lobato in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mahamadou Ba

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

A move Eşqin Əhmədov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Eşqin Əhmədov is living that version at Kapaz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Juho Pirttijoki was immovable

20 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Kapaz get the job done against Qarabag

A 1‑0 win over Qarabag, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 117% of everything Kapaz earn
  • Player ratings The afternoon belonged to Pachu
  • Market Adama Fofana linked with a move away
69 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past José Ferrer

28 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev out for 48 days

The medical room confirms 48 days on the sidelines for Fərid Nəbiyev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Mate Abuladze in the eights

A performance of 9.70 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Juho Pirttijoki gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Inter

Inter made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Samuel Lobato at his very best

Marked 8.54. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Boardroom

Kapaz counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kapaz now.

In brief

68 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mustafa Çeçenoğlu yet — 9.14

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Orkhan Jafarov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Kapaz lose Adama Fofana

68 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Samuel Lobato in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mate Abuladze

Marked 9.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Mate Abuladze sends Kapaz past Neftchi

It finished 2‑1, and it was Mate Abuladze’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fərid Nəbiyev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

67 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu, 33, rolls back the years — 8.40

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.40 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Samuel Lobato was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Pachu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Kapaz and AZAL

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

66 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Lobato falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Zira

Zira left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 95% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Pachu leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

65 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Şakir Seyidov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Samuel Lobato was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev in the eights

A performance of 8.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

A promise honoured for Samuel Lobato

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Kapaz told Samuel Lobato something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Match

Kapaz share the spoils with Khazar

A 1‑1 draw with Khazar leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

64 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Samuel Lobato

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Orkhan Jafarov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Samuel Lobato in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from José Ferrer

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kapaz get the job done against Gabala

A 1‑0 win over Gabala, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Salman Al-Jadany wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Lavrischev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fərid Nəbiyev

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

63 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Lobato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tatu Varmanen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Sumgayit

0‑1 to Sumgayit, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

José Ferrer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

62 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Pachu scores twice — 8.61

Two goals and a mark of 8.61 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mustafa Çeçenoğlu yet — 9.00

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mustafa Çeçenoğlu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Ravan

Ravan made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

98% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near José Ferrer

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • Market Adama Fofana linked with a move away
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Pachu
  • The terraces The stand has a song for Pachu
61 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Qarabag take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Mustafa Çeçenoğlu
  • Boardroom Kapaz counting the cost
  • Market The Pachu story refuses to die
  • Player ratings An afternoon Pachu will want back
60 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The cup run ends for Kapaz

0‑0 against AZAL, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dongo Cresus

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Orkhan Jafarov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dionis Pera is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

59 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

José Ferrer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A move Dionis Pera would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Dionis Pera is living that version at Kapaz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

Pachu’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Pachu scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Neftchi, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

58 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Apostolos Tsilingiris

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fərid Nəbiyev

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Honours even between Kapaz and AZAL

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

57 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Ibrahim Sangaré says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

José Ferrer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Zira take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A late step up for Samuel Lobato

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

56 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Khazar will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Nothing got past José Ferrer

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mahamadou Ba

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Kapaz get the job done against Khazar

A 1‑0 win over Khazar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A late step up for Yusif İmanov

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Mate Abuladze

7.97, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Kapaz had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

55 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kapaz

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Mate Abuladze in the eights

A performance of 8.81 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Kamran Guseynov steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Kamran Guseynov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Rashad Nadirov steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Rashad Nadirov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Cavid Garayev steps up from the Kapaz academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Cavid Garayev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

54 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 90 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 90 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris has improved at 26, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

53 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Squad Patryk Marek wants to go home
  • Boardroom Kapaz counting the cost
52 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

51 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

50 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Salman Al-Jadany asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

92% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Kapaz and Vyacheslav Purak are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

49 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Patryk Marek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dmitry Lavrischev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

48 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Şakir Seyidov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

47 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Kapaz get their man

The chase for Tamkin Bayramov ended with $140.0K changing hands and Inter out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Elcan Əbilov at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Elcan Əbilov is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A late step up for Apostolos Tsilingiris

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

46 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Əli Səmədov

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dmitry Lavrischev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Salman Al-Jadany asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Kapaz turn down Gabala for Məqsəd İsayev

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Real improvement from Sadiq Şəfiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sadiq Şəfiyev is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

45 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Əli Səmədov

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Kapaz turn down Zira for Mustafa Çeçenoğlu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Diogo Verdasca puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Salman Al-Jadany at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Salman Al-Jadany is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

44 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Juho Pirttijoki falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom The numbers do not look good at Kapaz
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Salman Al-Jadany
  • Market Pachu linked with a move away
43 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Ilhan Fakili is the young player of the season

Not a month, not a run of form — a whole season of being the best 21-year-old anybody in this division could put on a pitch. This is the honour that gets mentioned for the rest of his career.

In brief

42 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Salman Al-Jadany hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom Wages eat 113% of everything Kapaz earn
  • Squad No hiding place for Dmitry Lavrischev
41 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Ilhan Fakili was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

40 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 86 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 86 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

José Ferrer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” José Ferrer and Kapaz agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Ilhan Fakili in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juho Pirttijoki falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Kapaz and Dmitry Lavrischev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

39 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Əli Səmədov

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Ilhan Fakili was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Rauf Hüseynli
38 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Ilhan Fakili was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

37 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ilhan Fakili in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

36 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Salman Al-Jadany asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Kapaz counting the cost
  • Squad When it matters, Ryonosuke Ohori plays
  • Market The Pachu story refuses to die
35 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Pachu falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad The manager makes an example of José Ferrer
34 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Mate Abuladze for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kapaz will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Ilhan Fakili was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom 129% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz
33 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 138 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 138 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ilhan Fakili in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

32 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Əli Səmədov damages knee ligaments — 145 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 145 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Yusif İmanov out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Salman Al-Jadany asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mustafa Çeçenoğlu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

In brief

31 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Yusif İmanov out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Mate Abuladze pulls a muscle — 17 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 17 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

30 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Yusif İmanov out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Əli Səmədov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Ilhan Fakili was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 170% of everything Kapaz earn
  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
29 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Yusif İmanov out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salman Al-Jadany says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Kapaz to lose Arzu Atakişiyev for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Arzu Atakişiyev has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

28 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yusif İmanov breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mustafa Çeçenoğlu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pachu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief