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Process
9 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz taken apart

0‑3 to Qarabag, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Ümid Səmədov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Kapaz

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Victor Stînă

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Victor Stînă, and the manager let it.

Squad

Pablo Ricardo is a square peg at Kapaz

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kapaz

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Namig Huseynov to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

  • Squad Kapaz are still strangers to each other
  • The dugout When it matters, Dongo Cresus plays
  • Market Pachu linked with a move away
Back issues
8 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Pablo Ricardo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

No place for Pachu in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Pachu has his answer from Kapaz; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pachu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pachu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Looking ahead

Kapaz take on the side everybody is chasing

Qarabag arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

In brief

7 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ehtiram Şahverdiyev

Successful dribbles: 37. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kapaz through in the cup

A 4‑0 win over Ravan, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 0‑4 beating by Neftchi was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Elcan Əbilov takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Məmməd Hüseynov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

No deal for Ángel Espínola at that price

Kapaz offered $1.2M; Sportivo Luqueno said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

One of those days for Veysəl Rzayev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.63, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Elcan Əbilov

Marked 9.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

6 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Məmməd Hüseynov

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 15 in, 0 out at Kapaz

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 15 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Kapaz make their move for Ángel Espínola

$1.2M on the table at Sportivo Luqueno. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for Qara Sheydaev at that price

Kapaz offered $75.0K; Inter said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

San Telmo tell Kapaz: Juan Pablo Rial is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

AZAL take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Victor Stînă slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Victor Stînă is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

In brief

5 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yusif İmanov stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Ümid Səmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Kapaz baulk at the price for Chriso

Qarabag wanted more than $610.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Kapaz bid $18.0K for Qara Sheydaev

The offer went to Inter this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Zira

Zira left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Transfer targets

Omonoia tell Kapaz: Pantelis Michail is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Namig Huseynov: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

No hiding place for Olawale Onanuga

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Olawale Onanuga, and the manager let it.

In brief

4 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Kapaz tear Khazar apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Khazar, and it could have been more.

Squad

3 goals for Ramil Şeydayev

The match ball belongs to Ramil Şeydayev, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Transfer targets

Thomas Romero will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at San Martín SJ is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Kapaz bid $520.0K for Alessio Curci

The offer went to Neftchi this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

An offer of $440.0K for Chriso

Kapaz have gone to Qarabag with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ramil Şeydayev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Almirante Brown tell Kapaz: Alexis Martínez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

  • The dugout Pachu gets it from the manager
  • Squad Kapaz are still strangers to each other
  • The dugout Namig Huseynov: “That is the standard”
3 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev scores twice — 8.78

Two goals and a mark of 8.78 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Ümid Səmədov agrees terms with Ravan

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Kapaz people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Iván Ojeda turns down Kapaz

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Colón keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Victor Stînă

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Chriso

Kapaz asked and Qarabag said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adama Fofana was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Yusif İmanov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kapaz refuse to lose to Gabala

A point taken on 97 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

In brief

2 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Rövlan Muradov due for a Kapaz medical

Everything agreed with Zira, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Kapaz promote Bahlul Garayev from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Bahlul Garayev has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Kapaz promote Richard Mammadov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Richard Mammadov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Javid Sadygov joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Javid Sadygov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Samir Amirguliyev joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Samir Amirguliyev is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

No place for Ramil Şeydayev in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Kapaz are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Rauf Hüseynli

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Gabala in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Ramil Şeydayev still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Kapaz would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

1 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A career in one shirt: Əli Səmədov

10 seasons and 169 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Rauf Hüseynli

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Rauf Hüseynli.

Market

The clock runs on Pachu's contract

36 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

In brief