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19 Sep 2038
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633 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Namig Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Damir Perisic at his very best

Marked 8.62. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

No hiding place for Predrag Mitrovic

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Predrag Mitrovic, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Kapaz are $32.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz taken apart

0‑5 to AZAL, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Kapaz spell it out for Maksim Abdullayev

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Maksim Abdullayev has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kapaz

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Damir Perisic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$424.6K of the owner's money at Kapaz

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

631 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Patrick Braun hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Sadiq Şəfiyev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.24. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eirik Viland Andersen

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

630 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Predrag Mitrovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Eirik Viland Andersen, 35, rolls back the years — 8.60

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.60 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Predrag Mitrovic's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Khazar

Khazar left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sadiq Şəfiyev at his very best

Marked 8.32. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Veysəl Rzayev

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

629 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

A brace, and Sadiq Şəfiyev takes the afternoon — 8.36

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sadiq Şəfiyev provided it, and the 8.36 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Rustam Asenchukov, 33, rolls back the years — 8.41

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.41 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Namig Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sadiq Şəfiyev’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Gabala, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

7 goals as Kapaz and Gabala go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Kapaz and Gabala, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kapaz

13 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Predrag Mitrovic falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

628 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Damir Perisic for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kapaz will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Bautista Churlis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bautista Churlis and Kapaz agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicholas Wilson is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The clock does Valentin Guillaume’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Kapaz could ask drops and the wages Valentin Guillaume can ask rise.

In brief

627 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Patrick Braun asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Bautista Churlis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bautista Churlis commits to Kapaz for another 3 years.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $408.5K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

626 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Predrag Mitrovic is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

625 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

James Wright asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mate Abuladze has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

624 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Namig Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Nicholas Wilson at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Nicholas Wilson is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages eat 105% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Sadiq Şəfiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

623 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Valentin Guillaume asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$425.7K of the owner's money at Kapaz

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Valentin Guillaume falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Kapaz sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Bautista Churlis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

622 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valentin Guillaume

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

James Wright told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” James Wright has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kapaz.

In brief

621 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Yusif İmanov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Mate Abuladze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

620 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Kapaz are $31.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Yusif İmanov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Apostolos Tsilingiris’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

619 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Kapaz spell it out for Maksim Abdullayev

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Maksim Abdullayev has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kapaz

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Valentin Guillaume puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Elnur Mustafayev pulls a muscle — 18 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 18 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

618 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Namig Bayramov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

617 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Mate Abuladze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

616 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

615 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Ryan Kalms's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Sadiq Şəfiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The clock does Ryan Kalms’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Kapaz could ask drops and the wages Ryan Kalms can ask rise.

In brief

614 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Damir Perisic signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Damir Perisic commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

613 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Namig Bayramov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Mate Abuladze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

612 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ignazio Colletti asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ignazio Colletti says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

611 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

When it matters, Apostolos Tsilingiris plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Valentin Guillaume knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Valentin Guillaume trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Ryan Kalms runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kapaz money.

Market

Kapaz and Nicholas Wilson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

610 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Valentin Guillaume hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mate Abuladze signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mate Abuladze commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

609 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

608 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sime Vlasic asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

607 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ryan Kalms wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Valentin Guillaume wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Kapaz now know that too.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $31.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Ryan Kalms runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kapaz money.

Market

The shop window has Luke Daley in it

Kapaz have let the market know Luke Daley can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

606 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Kapaz put Maksim Abdullayev on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Mykhailo Shevchenko breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Valentin Guillaume asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Apostolos Tsilingiris and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

In brief

605 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Mykhailo Shevchenko breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bahlul Khalilzade hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Valentin Guillaume's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Market Still no signature from Luke Daley
  • Market Daniele Bleve placed on the list
  • Boardroom Kapaz answer back
604 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mykhailo Shevchenko breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Luke Daley asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mate Abuladze gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Experience through the door at Kapaz

Yegor Sidorov arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

603 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ignazio Colletti keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

No hiding place for Rauf Hüseynli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rauf Hüseynli, and the manager let it.

In brief

602 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sime Vlasic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $477.0K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

601 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Sadiq Şəfiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Kapaz and Valentin Guillaume are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

600 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luke Daley puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Konstantin Lipnitskiy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Apostolos Tsilingiris’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

599 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan Kalms puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

James Wright keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valentin Guillaume

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

598 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Benjamin Murphy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

105% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Mate Abuladze has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

597 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Yusif İmanov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Rauf Hüseynli, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rauf Hüseynli and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

596 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Luke Daley hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

595 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mate Abuladze says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

594 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Rinat Abzalilov says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Benjamin Murphy at his very best

Marked 9.32. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Sumgayit

Sumgayit made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Damir Perisic was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.98. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The terraces

Kapaz supporters have found a favourite in Benjamin Murphy

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Benjamin Murphy has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

  • Match Kapaz settle it inside twenty minutes
  • Player ratings One of those days for Sadiq Şəfiyev
  • Boardroom 119% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz
593 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Kapaz put Maksim Abdullayev on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kapaz

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Sime Vlasic asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Kapaz
  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Damir Perisic in the eights
592 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Qarabag

1‑3 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Mykhailo Shevchenko in the eights

A performance of 8.85 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Apostolos Tsilingiris

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Sadiq Şəfiyev could have had three

13 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

591 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Eirik Viland Andersen yet — 8.89

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Eirik Viland Andersen answers Inter immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Eirik Viland Andersen had Kapaz level again within 1 minutes, and Inter never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

590 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Eirik Viland Andersen, 35, rolls back the years — 8.29

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.29 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

James Wright keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Rustam Asenchukov in the eights

A performance of 8.63 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Valery Arkhipenko was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.27. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Kapaz are $32.5M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

589 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Luke Daley asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yusif İmanov says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against AZAL

0‑2 to AZAL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Rustam Asenchukov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Valery Arkhipenko could have had three

14 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

588 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Valery Arkhipenko takes the afternoon — 8.93

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Valery Arkhipenko provided it, and the 8.93 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Sime Vlasic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eirik Viland Andersen

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $489.9K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mate Abuladze

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mykhailo Shevchenko at his very best

Marked 8.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

587 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentin Guillaume yet — 8.21

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Sadiq Şəfiyev for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kapaz will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Sadiq Şəfiyev sends Kapaz past Khazar

It finished 2‑1, and it was Sadiq Şəfiyev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rustam Asenchukov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sadiq Şəfiyev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eirik Viland Andersen

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

586 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ryan Kalms wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Gabala

0‑2 to Gabala, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

585 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 19 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A day Valery Arkhipenko will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Eirik Viland Andersen, 35, rolls back the years — 8.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.93 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Damir Perisic

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

584 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Sime Vlasic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

11 seasons of Apostolos Tsilingiris

214 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Kapaz know what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentin Guillaume yet — 7.92

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.92 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Damir Perisic signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Damir Perisic commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Match

Rustam Asenchukov among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Rustam Asenchukov on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Ravan.

In brief

583 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Eirik Viland Andersen, 35, rolls back the years — 9.05

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.05 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Eirik Viland Andersen’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Eirik Viland Andersen scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Qarabag, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sadiq Şəfiyev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Apostolos Tsilingiris

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Damir Perisic at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

582 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A brace, and Sadiq Şəfiyev takes the afternoon — 8.53

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sadiq Şəfiyev provided it, and the 8.53 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Inter

2‑3 to Inter, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

581 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No mercy from Kapaz

Neftchi will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑2, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Kapaz were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Kapaz bow out of the cup

Sumgayit go through and Kapaz go home, 0‑5 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Both of them Damir Perisic's — 8.89

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.89, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Sumgayit leaves Kapaz explaining themselves

0-5, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Eirik Viland Andersen yet — 8.90

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

580 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 130 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 130 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Maksim Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kapaz can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Kapaz

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. AZAL kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Kapaz will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kapaz

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Mate Abuladze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mate Abuladze and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

AZAL take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

579 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Valentin Guillaume, 36, rolls back the years — 9.04

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.04 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Damir Perisic

Marked 9.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kapaz see off Zira

Three points for Kapaz, 2‑0 the final word against Zira in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Luke Daley shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

The one thing Sadiq Şəfiyev could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

578 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

25 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Ryan Kalms pops up at the right end — 7.67

7.67, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ryan Kalms among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ryan Kalms on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Khazar.

Match

Khazar take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sadiq Şəfiyev

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

577 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 24 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kapaz

7 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Gabala

0‑2 to Gabala, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Kapaz promote Ruslan Guseynov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruslan Guseynov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

576 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bautista Churlis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at Kapaz
  • Boardroom The Kapaz debt reaches $31.8M
  • Boardroom Wages eat 111% of everything Kapaz earn
  • Squad When it matters, Mate Abuladze plays
575 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Apostolos Tsilingiris and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Squad

Damir Perisic in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

574 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

573 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

  • Squad Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate
  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Kapaz keep producing them
572 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 75 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 75 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.1M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

571 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Denys Talko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $556.0K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Ignazio Colletti out for 24 days

The medical room confirms 24 days on the sidelines for Ignazio Colletti, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

570 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

569 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

568 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Kapaz debt reaches $32.1M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

  • Boardroom 98% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz
  • Squad 5 new faces, and Kapaz are still learning each other
  • Market Denys Talko told to find a new club
567 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Maksim Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kapaz can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Samirdine Boinaidi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rauf Hüseynli and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $544.9K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

566 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

118 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Konstantin Lipnitskiy asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Luke Daley gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

565 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mate Abuladze

125 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

James Wright stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” James Wright and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

564 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mate Abuladze damages knee ligaments — 133 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 133 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Kapaz
  • Squad Sheriff Sinyan falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Market Adama Fofana linked with a move away
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
563 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sheriff Sinyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Kapaz are $31.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

562 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Sheriff Sinyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$558.7K of the owner's money at Kapaz

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Yusif İmanov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yusif İmanov and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

In brief

561 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

560 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

57 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

559 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sheriff Sinyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Wages eat 124% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Kapaz are $32.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

558 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

557 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

556 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Squad

Sheriff Sinyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
  • Squad Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts
  • Market Adama Fofana linked with a move away
  • Boardroom The Kapaz production line keeps running
555 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Valery Arkhipenko breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

127% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

554 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fərid Nəbiyev

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Valery Arkhipenko breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

553 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Maksim Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kapaz can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Valery Arkhipenko breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Boardroom

The Kapaz board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

In brief

552 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Bahlul Khalilzade: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Adama Fofana linked with a move away

The name of Adama Fofana keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kapaz say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

551 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Valery Arkhipenko breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Samirdine Boinaidi asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Konstantin Lipnitskiy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Kapaz cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 134% of everything Kapaz earn
  • Boardroom Kapaz are $32.3M in the red
  • Market The Yusif İmanov question follows Kapaz around
550 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

92 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

549 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mate Abuladze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mate Abuladze and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

548 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

106 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Sheriff Sinyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kapaz count the cost of losing Rauf Hüseynli

36 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

547 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

113 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Apostolos Tsilingiris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

140% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

546 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

120 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Home is on Bautista Churlis's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kapaz are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Damir Perisic in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Apostolos Tsilingiris question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Apostolos Tsilingiris’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

545 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

127 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Valery Arkhipenko out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Anthony Moore asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fərid Nəbiyev and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

544 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Veysəl Rzayev

134 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sheriff Sinyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

543 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yusif İmanov says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sheriff Sinyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

148% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Benjamin Murphy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

542 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

23 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ryan Kalms asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Araz Jafarov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Apostolos Tsilingiris for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kapaz will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Sumgayit

Sumgayit left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valery Arkhipenko at his very best

Marked 8.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kapaz.

In brief

541 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 22 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Maksim Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kapaz can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Kapaz come from 2 down to beat Ravan

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Kapaz found something the first half had given no notice of, and Ravan could not hold what they had.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kapaz

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Player ratings

Damir Perisic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

José Ferrer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” José Ferrer commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

In brief

  • Squad Sheriff Sinyan in a row with a teammate
  • Match Kapaz get the job done against Ravan
  • Squad Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work
540 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

21 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sheriff Sinyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Qarabag

1‑2 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Sheriff Sinyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sheriff Sinyan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Adama Fofana story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Adama Fofana signs something — a contract at Kapaz or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Player ratings Off the pace: Namig Bayramov
  • Boardroom Kapaz keep producing them
  • Boardroom Kapaz were not finished after all
539 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 20 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Sheriff Sinyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Damir Perisic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sheriff Sinyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Damir Perisic is carrying Kapaz

9 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Damir Perisic in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 137% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Valery Arkhipenko in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at Kapaz
  • Player ratings A masterclass from Sadiq Şəfiyev
  • Boardroom The Kapaz debt reaches $31.7M
538 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 19 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 9

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

A brace, and Valery Arkhipenko takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Valery Arkhipenko provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A day Damir Perisic will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev, 37, rolls back the years — 8.77

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.77 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Dimitar Grudev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alexey Yazepov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Neftchi

Neftchi made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 7‑6 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

537 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 18 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ryan Kalms hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Bautista Churlis wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kapaz know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and AZAL in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

536 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

17 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sheriff Sinyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valery Arkhipenko among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Valery Arkhipenko on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Zira.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rauf Hüseynli and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $610.6K into Kapaz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mykhailo Shevchenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Damir Perisic

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

535 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

16 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 1‑8 beating by Khazar was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Apostolos Tsilingiris

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Yusif İmanov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Sadiq Şəfiyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and Khazar in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Sadiq Şəfiyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kapaz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

534 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

15 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 9

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Dimitar Grudev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tamkin Sadygov breaks a bone — 45 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 45 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Sadiq Şəfiyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bautista Churlis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Damir Perisic

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Gabala

Gabala left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Apostolos Tsilingiris gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Boardroom 133% of the income goes out in wages at Kapaz
  • Player ratings An afternoon Sheriff Sinyan will want back
  • Market The Adama Fofana talk will not go away