Kapaz U20

6 Oct 2029
Saturday
Process
166 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Yusif İmanov out for 55 days

55 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Kapaz

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Ravan kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Kapaz will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ľubomír Tupta takes the afternoon — 8.79

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ľubomír Tupta provided it, and the 8.79 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Victor Stînă and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ravan take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jakub Szymański

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dongo Cresus was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Kapaz and Jakub Szymański are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 2‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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165 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jakub Szymański stands alone

17 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Yusif İmanov damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Victor Stînă and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ľubomír Tupta rescues a point for Kapaz

It needed Ľubomír Tupta to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Qarabag, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The dugout

Artem Karpekin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 2‑2; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

The form table has caught Ehtiram Şahverdiyev

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

164 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Yusif İmanov out for 69 days

69 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Artem Karpekin sends Kapaz through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Artem Karpekin obliged against AZAL. 3‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Kapaz.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elcan Əbilov

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Şakir Seyidov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Victor Stînă was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

Kapaz supporters have found a favourite in Artem Karpekin

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Artem Karpekin has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tamkin Jafarov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

  • Player ratings A masterclass from Veysəl Rzayev
  • The dugout No hiding place for Pachu
  • Boardroom Wages swallow 92% of the Kapaz income
163 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusif İmanov

76 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Kapaz give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

No mercy from Kapaz

Neftchi will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Kapaz were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ľubomír Tupta takes the afternoon — 8.96

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ľubomír Tupta provided it, and the 8.96 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Artem Karpekin asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Kapaz end the wait against Neftchi

It had gone 7 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

Victor Stînă in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maksim Medvedev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 17 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Donny Malen

Kapaz asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

162 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yusif İmanov damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ľubomír Tupta takes the afternoon — 9.02

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ľubomír Tupta provided it, and the 9.02 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Szymański

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Tamkin Jafarov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 22 signed and 25 gone

That is the business done at Kapaz until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Diogo Verdasca commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Victor Stînă and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

  • Match Kapaz refuse to lose to AZAL
  • Market Pachu is free to find somewhere else
  • Match Kapaz share the spoils with AZAL
161 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yusif İmanov damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

6 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Market

Tamkin Jafarov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Zira take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Market

Rövlan Muradov is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kapaz has been clear about where Rövlan Muradov stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Kapaz

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

In brief

160 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusif İmanov

100 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Şakir Seyidov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

7 saves: Jakub Szymański was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Kapaz dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Match

Andriy Shtogrin’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Andriy Shtogrin scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Khazar, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mate Abuladze

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Squad A row about effort at Kapaz
  • Market Kapaz and Jakub Szymański are talking past each other
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
159 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

the manager is out at Kapaz

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

Yusif İmanov damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at Kapaz

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Kapaz

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Kapaz

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Kapaz: Donny Malen is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

One of our own: Javid Huseynov joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Javid Huseynov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

158 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Yusif İmanov out for 114 days

114 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Victor Stînă puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Maksim Medvedev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Maksim Medvedev is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Pachu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Pachu.

The dugout

Pachu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Pachu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Veysəl Rzayev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Tamkin Jafarov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Sonnie Davis joins Kapaz on a free

No fee and no drama: Sonnie Davis has signed at Kapaz, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

157 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rövlan Muradov has improved at 31, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Kapaz lose Rashad Amirguliyev

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

The Yusif İmanov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

156 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Kapaz board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Arzu Atakişiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Arzu Atakişiyev is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Mahamadou Ba has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Francesco Sartori

Kapaz asked and Arezzo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

155 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 10 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rövlan Muradov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ümid Səmədov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Late improvement for Rauf Hüseynli

At 29 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Marco Lindner

Kapaz asked and Red Bull Salzburg said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Francesco Sartori

Arezzo have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Veysəl Rzayev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

154 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Victor Stînă puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Sadiq Şəfiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sadiq Şəfiyev is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Diogo Verdasca

At 32 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Məqsəd İsayev and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Valentín Motta

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Deportivo Riestra have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 95% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

A fresh start for Ľubomír Tupta under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Ľubomír Tupta has taken the hint, and Kapaz are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

153 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Kapaz hand the job to the manager

“I have supported clubs like this one. I know what a bad Saturday feels like here.” The new man starts with nothing behind him and everything in front of him.

Market

Ľubomír Tupta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Artem Karpekin is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Məqsəd İsayev and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Carlos Hernández

Kapaz asked and Deportivo Riestra said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

No place for Şakir Seyidov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Şakir Seyidov has his answer from Kapaz; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Jakub Szymański

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Jakub Szymański.

In brief

152 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Kapaz board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Arzu Atakişiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Arzu Atakişiyev is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Mirko Castagnini

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Guidonia Montecelio have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Rashad Amirguliyev out for 59 days

The medical room confirms 59 days on the sidelines for Rashad Amirguliyev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Kapaz

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Kapaz

Something was said to Artem Karpekin and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

151 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məqsəd İsayev out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 10

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Ümid Səmədov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ümid Səmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Denys Yarovyi arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Denys Yarovyi has, at Kapaz, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Kapaz: Wout Frimpong is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

150 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A move Jakub Szymański would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Jakub Szymański is living that version at Kapaz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Dongo Cresus puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Carlos Hernández

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Kapaz have done the hard part with Deportivo Riestra, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Kapaz dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Danko Ciobanu

Kapaz asked and Livorno said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 98% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

149 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Kapaz part company with Kamran Abdullayev

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ľubomír Tupta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at Kapaz

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Kapaz

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Salim Hashimov

Kapaz asked and Khazar said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

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Market

Kapaz and Pachu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

148 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Kapaz

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

In brief

147 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Məqsəd İsayev out for 59 days

59 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 10 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ümid Səmədov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Ümid Səmədov has agreed to leave Kapaz for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ľubomír Tupta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Yusif İmanov question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Yusif İmanov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

146 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ümid Səmədov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dongo Cresus is on it.

Market

The Ľubomír Tupta question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ľubomír Tupta’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Kien Connolly asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Nerves in the Kapaz squad

Ľubomír Tupta has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

The dugout

Tamkin Jafarov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Tamkin Jafarov has written the date down.

In brief

145 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Victor Stînă asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Kapaz and Pachu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

When it matters, Ehtiram Şahverdiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Kien Connolly moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Kapaz than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

144 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fərid Nəbiyev is on it.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kapaz

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

143 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 10

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Dongo Cresus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kapaz count the cost of losing Dominik Sallai

24 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Kien Connolly is a square peg at Kapaz

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Pachu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Yusif İmanov question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Yusif İmanov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Steeve-Mike Eyango gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Steeve-Mike Eyango is on it.

In brief

142 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

17 days out for Dimitrij Khalilzade after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Rövlan Muradov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Real improvement from Kien Connolly at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Kien Connolly is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Fərid Nəbiyev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dongo Cresus is on it.

Market

The Ľubomír Tupta question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ľubomír Tupta’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Kien Connolly joins Kapaz on a free

No fee and no drama: Kien Connolly has signed at Kapaz, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

141 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Victor Stînă asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dimitrij Khalilzade breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mahamadou Ba signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mahamadou Ba commits to Kapaz for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Fərid Nəbiyev in it

Kapaz have let the market know Fərid Nəbiyev can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

140 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

113 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kapaz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

The mood at Kapaz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

31 days out for Dimitrij Khalilzade after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Mahamadou Ba signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mahamadou Ba commits to Kapaz for another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Fərid Nəbiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fərid Nəbiyev is on it.

In brief

139 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

120 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 10

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitrij Khalilzade out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Yusif İmanov question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Yusif İmanov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Steeve-Mike Eyango gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Steeve-Mike Eyango is on it.

Market

The shop window has Ľubomír Tupta in it

Kapaz have let the market know Ľubomír Tupta can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

138 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitrij Khalilzade out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Rövlan Muradov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rövlan Muradov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Tamkin Jafarov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Ľubomír Tupta question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ľubomír Tupta’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Artem Karpekin placed on the list

Kapaz have made Artem Karpekin available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Ümid Səmədov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

137 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

54 days out for Dimitrij Khalilzade after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Victor Stînă asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Pachu says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Veysəl Rzayev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Ehtiram Şahverdiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Kapaz that is a harder question to answer.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Ümid Səmədov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Ümid Səmədov.

In brief

136 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

The terraces

Anger at Kapaz spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Kapaz put Kamran Abdullayev on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Dimitrij Khalilzade breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Fərid Nəbiyev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rauf Hüseynli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rauf Hüseynli commits to Kapaz for another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

135 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 10, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitrij Khalilzade out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ľubomír Tupta asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

134 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitrij Khalilzade out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rövlan Muradov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ľubomír Tupta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Dongo Cresus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

133 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitrij Khalilzade out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kapaz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Paul Davis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Colchester United have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ľubomír Tupta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Kənan Feyziyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

132 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Kapaz close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 5 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Diogo Verdasca commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Damian Čech

Kapaz asked and MFK Skalica said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Kapaz earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fərid Nəbiyev is on it.

In brief

131 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 10, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Ľubomír Tupta asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Ondřej Suchý

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Slavia Prague have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Kapaz ask about Paul Davis

A loan enquiry to Colchester United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

130 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arzu Atakişiyev damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Salim Hashimov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Khazar have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

129 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arzu Atakişiyev damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Vadym Stashkiv due for a Kapaz medical

Everything agreed with Obolon, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Luca Martelli

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Forli have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Pachu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Ehtiram Şahverdiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Tamkin Jafarov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

128 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arzu Atakişiyev damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Emin Nazarov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Erik Lang due for a Kapaz medical

Everything agreed with CFR Cluj, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Riestra tell Kapaz: Carlos Hernández is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fərid Nəbiyev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 89% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

127 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz sink to position 10

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ľubomír Tupta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rövlan Muradov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tamkin Jafarov slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Tamkin Jafarov is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Steeve-Mike Eyango plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Nerves in the Kapaz squad

Ľubomír Tupta has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

In brief

126 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rövlan Muradov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Victor Stînă gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ľubomír Tupta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

125 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehtiram Şahverdiyev is on it.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Pachu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Mate Abuladze makes the division’s eleven — 6.69

Marked 6.69, and picked in the team of the week for it. He was the best player on that pitch and the selectors saw the same match everybody else did.

In brief

124 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz finish in position 10

13 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 103% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Fərid Nəbiyev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev takes the honours

Marked 7.45 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Kapaz had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fərid Nəbiyev is on it.

The dugout

Kamran Abdullayev: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

123 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 10, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Kapaz let it slip despite Ľubomír Tupta

Ľubomír Tupta had done his part in building a 4-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Ravan were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Both of them Ľubomír Tupta's — 9.49

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.49, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Pachu says Kapaz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.48 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Məqsəd İsayev and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

122 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yusif İmanov

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ľubomír Tupta takes the afternoon — 8.86

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ľubomír Tupta provided it, and the 8.86 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ľubomír Tupta among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ľubomír Tupta on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Qarabag.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Qarabag

2‑4 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Ravan

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Kapaz know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

In brief

  • Market No place for Emin Nazarov in the plan
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Tamkin Jafarov
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
121 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Mahamadou Ba scores twice — 8.17

Two goals and a mark of 8.17 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Məqsəd İsayev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The drought breaks for Kapaz

11 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Inter were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ľubomír Tupta

14 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Inter

Inter made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and Inter in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ľubomír Tupta

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fərid Nəbiyev

Marked 8.53 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

120 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Neftchi take the points off Kapaz

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 107% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Kapaz count the cost of losing Kamran Nadirov

20 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Kamran Abdullayev: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

119 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 10 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

9 saves: Yusif İmanov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Kapaz throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with AZAL the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Kapaz will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Ľubomír Tupta's — 9.20

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.20, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against AZAL

3‑4 to AZAL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

118 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 0‑5 beating by Zira was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Kapaz leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Diogo Verdasca

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diogo Verdasca, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on AZAL

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Kapaz know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Kapaz dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

117 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kapaz taken apart

0‑4 to Khazar, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kapaz are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Şakir Seyidov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Şakir Seyidov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kapaz

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Kamran Abdullayev: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

116 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

A brace, and Fərid Nəbiyev takes the afternoon — 8.93

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Fərid Nəbiyev provided it, and the 8.93 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Fərid Nəbiyev’s goal not enough for Kapaz

Fərid Nəbiyev scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Gabala, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

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Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kapaz

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Kamran Abdullayev: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

115 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 9, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta scores twice — 9.10

Two goals and a mark of 9.10 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ľubomír Tupta

11 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The half-term report on Kapaz

Position 9, 8 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

In brief

114 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for Kapaz

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Kapaz are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Pachu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pachu commits to Kapaz for another 2 years.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Ravan

3‑4 to Ravan, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and Ravan in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ľubomír Tupta

Marked 9.78 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

113 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Kapaz

2‑5 against Qarabag, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Andriy Shtogrin among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Andriy Shtogrin on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kapaz and Qarabag.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Diogo Verdasca gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kapaz

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑5 Kamran Abdullayev left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

112 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Kapaz out

Out, 1‑2 to AZAL, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Rövlan Muradov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 31. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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The dugout

No hiding place for Yusif İmanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusif İmanov, and the manager let it.

Squad

200 appearances for Victor Stînă

200 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kapaz caught on 95 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Inter scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Match

Kapaz share the spoils with Inter

A 1‑1 draw with Inter leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Looking ahead Kapaz take on the side everybody is chasing
  • The dugout Ľubomír Tupta left out for tactical reasons at Kapaz
111 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Shakhtar tell Kapaz: Oleksandr Stepanov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 85% of the Kapaz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Kamran Abdullayev on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Kamran Abdullayev after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehtiram Şahverdiyev is on it.

Match

Kapaz draw a blank against Neftchi

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Neftchi defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Looking ahead

Məqsəd İsayev goes back to face Inter

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Məqsəd İsayev’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Kapaz needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

110 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yusif İmanov keeps Kapaz in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Kapaz close the window on a squad of their own making

9 in and 6 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Boardroom

An order from above at Kapaz: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Transfer targets

Christian Gaander due for a Kapaz medical

Everything agreed with Aris Thessaloniki, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Galo Avendaño

Kapaz asked and Lanús said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Fərid Nəbiyev sends Kapaz past AZAL

It finished 2‑1, and it was Fərid Nəbiyev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

In brief

109 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 0‑3 beating by Zira was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Arzu Atakişiyev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

Obolon tell Kapaz: Vadym Stashkiv is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Late improvement for Rövlan Muradov

At 30 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pachu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pachu, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

108 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yusif İmanov stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Transfer targets

Medical ends the Thomas Reid deal

Everything was agreed with Manchester United and then the doctor spoke. Kapaz have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Squad

Real improvement from Sadiq Şəfiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sadiq Şəfiyev is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ľubomír Tupta

Marked 9.96 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fərid Nəbiyev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Transfer targets

Livorno tell Kapaz: Danko Ciobanu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Yusif İmanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

107 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The step up is real for Kənan Feyziyev

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Market

As if he never left: Kiril Kotev returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Kiril Kotev is a Kapaz player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Diogo Verdasca has improved at 31, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kapaz

3 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Samir Madatov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Neftchi have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

One of our own: Dimitrij Garayev joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Dimitrij Garayev is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Tamkin Guseynov joins the Kapaz first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Tamkin Guseynov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

106 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Real improvement from Fərid Kələntərov at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Fərid Kələntərov is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Mahamadou Ba

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

Orkhan Amirguliyev will join Kapaz for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Orkhan Amirguliyev has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Kapaz have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Fideo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Boca Juniors have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Şakir Seyidov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ricardo Moreno is in the works

Kapaz have made the call to Boca Juniors. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Kapaz sign Christian Gambino, one for the future

Christian Gambino is 20, and Kapaz have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

105 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Real improvement from Elcan Əbilov at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Elcan Əbilov is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Late improvement for Pachu

At 32 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Pro Vercelli tell Kapaz: Matteo Davide Villa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Andrea Maran is in the works

Kapaz have made the call to Lecco. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

104 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Real improvement from Sadiq Şəfiyev at Kapaz

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sadiq Şəfiyev is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Late improvement for Mate Abuladze

At 28 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Kapaz ask about Matteo Davide Villa

A loan enquiry to Pro Vercelli: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

When it matters, Fərid Nəbiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

103 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Məmməd Hüseynov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Inter waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Dominik Sallai puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Carlo Bassorizzi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Kapaz have done the hard part with Latina, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The step up is real for Dominik Sallai

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A late step up for Diogo Verdasca

At 31 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Thomas Reid

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Manchester United have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Ehtiram Şahverdiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

102 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Fərid Kələntərov is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev out for 22 days

The medical room confirms 22 days on the sidelines for Məqsəd İsayev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Late improvement for Mahamadou Ba

At 28 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over David Rodrigues

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Braga have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Carlo Bassorizzi

Latina have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Inter are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Kapaz will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The dugout

Ümid Səmədov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kapaz

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kapaz is running low.

Market

Steeve-Mike Eyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Florian Lazaro is a medical away from Kapaz

The deal with Rapid Wien is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Maksim Medvedev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 16 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Şakir Seyidov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Şakir Seyidov commits to Kapaz for another 4 years.

In brief

100 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Dimitrij Nadirov will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at AZAL is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ararat-Armenia tell Kapaz: Bogdan Sheiko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Şakir Seyidov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Caio Nogueira

Palmeiras have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Kapaz ask about Florian Lazaro

A loan enquiry to Rapid Wien: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

When it matters, Fərid Nəbiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

99 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Məmməd Hüseynov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Inter waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Brahim Konaté will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Zira is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jenluis Pérez

Kapaz asked and Nueva Chicago said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ľubomír Tupta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ľubomír Tupta, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehtiram Şahverdiyev is on it.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Pachu linked with a move away

The name of Pachu keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kapaz say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

98 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

$210.0K settles it between the clubs for Dimitrij Nadirov

AZAL have accepted the money. What Kapaz do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Məmməd Hüseynov signs for Sumgayit while still at Kapaz

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Məmməd Hüseynov has agreed terms with Sumgayit for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dominik Sallai arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Dominik Sallai has, at Kapaz, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Iván Ojeda

Colón have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

A long bet from Kapaz on Benjamin Skubic

He is 18, and nobody at Kapaz signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Inter are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Kapaz will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

97 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Kamran Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kapaz can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kapaz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Salim Hashimov

Kapaz asked and Khazar said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Kapaz try to borrow Theo Avery

Northampton Town have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Florian Lazaro is in the works

Kapaz have made the call to Rapid Wien. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Ľubomír Tupta exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Ľubomír Tupta is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

  • The dugout Ümid Səmədov has become a man the manager trusts
  • Boardroom Kapaz pull $188.8K back off the table
  • Boardroom The window opens at Kapaz
96 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Victor Stînă gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Rövlan Muradov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

95 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Məmməd Hüseynov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Məmməd Hüseynov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kapaz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

94 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Marcelo González puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Dongo Cresus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

93 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Məqsəd İsayev and Kapaz agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

92 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Şakir Seyidov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Şakir Seyidov.

Squad

“I want to play”: Əli Səmədov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

91 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məqsəd İsayev out for 54 days

54 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kapaz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Məmməd Hüseynov out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Məmməd Hüseynov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

90 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Şakir Seyidov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dongo Cresus is on it.

Market

The Pachu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pachu signs something — a contract at Kapaz or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

89 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 19 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

Şakir Seyidov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rövlan Muradov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

88 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Marcelo González puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fərid Nəbiyev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fərid Nəbiyev, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fərid Nəbiyev is on it.

In brief

87 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Məqsəd İsayev out for 86 days

86 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Rövlan Muradov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Məmməd Hüseynov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Məmməd Hüseynov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kapaz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Fərid Nəbiyev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

86 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rövlan Muradov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

85 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Məqsəd İsayev

103 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kapaz count the cost of losing Ľubomír Tupta

37 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

84 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Məqsəd İsayev damages knee ligaments — 110 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 110 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Marcelo González asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Pachu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Pachu and Kapaz agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Şakir Seyidov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

83 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Məqsəd İsayev out for 118 days

118 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Rövlan Muradov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rövlan Muradov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

82 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Şakir Seyidov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Dongo Cresus gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dongo Cresus is on it.

Market

The Pachu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pachu signs something — a contract at Kapaz or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

A door opens for Şakir Seyidov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Rövlan Muradov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

81 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kapaz are in real trouble now

Position 8, 19 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta out for 66 days

The medical room confirms 66 days on the sidelines for Ľubomír Tupta, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Chacarita Juniors tell Kapaz: Ezequiel Gerez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Ümid Səmədov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

80 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Əli Səmədov: 11 seasons and counting

177 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Kapaz know exactly what they have.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 1 gone

That is the business done at Kapaz until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Kapaz rebuffed over Pablo Ortiz

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Chacarita Juniors have kept their man, and Kapaz go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

When it matters, Fərid Nəbiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

79 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Şakir Seyidov

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kapaz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Adrian Ziarek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iván Ojeda

Kapaz asked and Colón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehtiram Şahverdiyev is on it.

Market

The Yusif İmanov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kapaz know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Şakir Seyidov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

78 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Şakir Seyidov out for 24 days

24 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kapaz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Kapaz ask about Iván Ojeda

A loan enquiry to Colón: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Rövlan Muradov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Ľubomír Tupta knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ľubomír Tupta trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Pachu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pachu signs something — a contract at Kapaz or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

77 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Şakir Seyidov damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Terms done: Məmməd Hüseynov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Inter waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Kapaz is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

$310.0K settles it between the clubs for Brahim Konaté

Zira have accepted the money. What Kapaz do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Ezequiel Gerez will not be coming to Kapaz

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Chacarita Juniors is saying, and nobody at Kapaz is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Victor Stînă stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Victor Stînă and Kapaz agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

76 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov turns Inter down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Əli Səmədov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kapaz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Brahim Konaté turns down Kapaz

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Zira keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ezequiel Gerez

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Kapaz have done the hard part with Chacarita Juniors, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ľubomír Tupta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Khazar tell Kapaz: Salim Hashimov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

75 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iván Ojeda

Kapaz asked and Colón said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pachu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ezequiel Gerez is in the works

Kapaz have made the call to Chacarita Juniors. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Ľubomír Tupta is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Fərid Nəbiyev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ehtiram Şahverdiyev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kapaz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

74 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Pachu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Pachu question follows Kapaz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pachu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Əli Səmədov gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Əli Səmədov is on it.

The dugout

Fərid Nəbiyev keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Fərid Nəbiyev plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

73 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kapaz sink to position 8

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Olawale Onanuga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kapaz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Victor Stînă knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kapaz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Kapaz man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Ľubomír Tupta was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

72 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

11 saves: Yusif İmanov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

A 3-goal lead gone for Kapaz

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Sumgayit kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Kapaz will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Match

Kapaz finish in position 8

19 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

The dugout

Rövlan Muradov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kapaz have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta in the eights

A performance of 9.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta is carrying Kapaz

15 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yusif İmanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusif İmanov, and the manager let it.

In brief

71 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Kapaz

0‑1 against Neftchi, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

21 days out for Kamran Nadirov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Mate Abuladze pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ľubomír Tupta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ľubomír Tupta sends Kapaz past Ravan

It finished 1‑0, and it was Ľubomír Tupta’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kapaz.

Market

Still no ink between Kapaz and Victor Stînă

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Kapaz, another week without a signature from Victor Stînă.

Player ratings

Ľubomír Tupta stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.91 on the card, and the Kapaz support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Kamran Abdullayev kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

70 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

11 saves: Yusif İmanov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

Maksim Medvedev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kapaz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Kamran Nadirov breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kapaz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ľubomír Tupta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kapaz against Qarabag

1‑3 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ľubomír Tupta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ľubomír Tupta, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Kapaz face Ravan in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Pachu

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Kapaz told Pachu something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Market The Pachu question follows Kapaz around
  • Player ratings Andriy Shtogrin was unplayable
69 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kapaz

Position 8 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

35 days out for Kamran Nadirov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Kapaz

Pachu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Kapaz end the wait against Inter

It had gone 6 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

Adama Fofana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kapaz find a way past Inter

Inter made Kapaz work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Fərid Nəbiyev in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pachu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Kamran Abdullayev, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

68 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

43 days out for Kamran Nadirov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kapaz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

The wait goes on for Kapaz

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Rövlan Muradov asks to leave Kapaz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Pachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kapaz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kapaz come up short against Neftchi

Neftchi left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Kamran Abdullayev left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Rövlan Muradov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mahamadou Ba is still paying for one afternoon at Kapaz

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

When it matters, Fərid Nəbiyev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

67 Edition

The Kapaz Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kapaz

A 1‑5 beating by AZAL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to Kapaz's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kapaz has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Kapaz

Pachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kapaz and AZAL in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Kapaz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Fofana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ehtiram Şahverdiyev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kapaz

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Rauf Hüseynli was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑5 Kamran Abdullayev left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief