Kariobangi Sharks

Kenyan Premier Division
22 Nov 2027
Monday
Process
68 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Steve Biko Omollo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Kariobangi Sharks lose Musa Sulaiman

49 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Randy Bakari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
67 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Javan Omondi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dauren Beysebekov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

66 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Keegan Ndemi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The armband comes off Patillah Omoto

Kariobangi Sharks will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

65 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Timothy Imala: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

At 20, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.16 in a first team he is several years too young for. Kariobangi Sharks have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Silas Shihemi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

64 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ghai Panchol says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Humphrey Aroko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

63 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Thomas Teka called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Kariobangi Sharks that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

62 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Clinton Machaka says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Patillah Omoto stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Patillah Omoto and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Steve Biko Omollo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

61 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Anthony Ochieng asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

At 20, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.16 in a first team he is several years too young for. Kariobangi Sharks have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

60 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kariobangi Sharks

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Randy Bakari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks sign Rinat Islamkhan, one for the future

Rinat Islamkhan is 18, and Kariobangi Sharks have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks share the spoils with Bandari

A 1-1 draw with Bandari leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Ally Salum Omar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

The Ian Karani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Sebastian Wekesa keeps the shirt for now, at Kariobangi Sharks's convenience rather than his own.

Squad

The wait is over for Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

It went in off him and he did not care in the slightest. 3 for the season now, and a forward who has scored is a different footballer by Tuesday.

In brief

59 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kariobangi Sharks

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks sign Dauren Beysebekov, one for the future

Dauren Beysebekov is 18, and Kariobangi Sharks have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Clinton Machaka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against APS Bomet

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. APS Bomet defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

58 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Timothy Imala

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Kariobangi Sharks have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Randy Bakari stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Randy Bakari and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks get the job done against Sofapaka

A 2-1 win over Sofapaka, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Randy Bakari left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Randy Bakari will call it something else in private.

Market

The clock runs on Randy Bakari's contract

36 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Market

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues linked with a move away

The name of Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Window shut, Thomas Teka still here

Kariobangi Sharks spent the window trying to move Thomas Teka on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief

57 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.13 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Kariobangi Sharks know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kariobangi Sharks

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks get the job done against Posta Rangers

A 1-0 win over Posta Rangers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Patillah Omoto linked with a move away

The name of Patillah Omoto keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

56 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Muhammadjon Toirjonov says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Anthony Ochieng hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Kariobangi Sharks

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks find a way past Kakamega Homeboyz

Kakamega Homeboyz made Kariobangi Sharks work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Steve Biko Omollo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Thomas Teka placed on the list

Kariobangi Sharks have made Thomas Teka available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Ian Karani talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Patillah Omoto wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Patillah Omoto has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. Kariobangi Sharks know, and have known for weeks.

Squad

Ghai Panchol asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

  • The terraces The press have found their man in Thomas Teka
  • The terraces The stand has a song for Thomas Teka
55 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thomas Teka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Steve Biko Omollo left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Steve Biko Omollo will call it something else in private.

Squad

Silas Shihemi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against Nairobi United

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Nairobi United defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

54 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Silas Shihemi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Silas Shihemi commits to Kariobangi Sharks for another 3 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nassor Shikokoti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against AFC Leopards

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. AFC Leopards defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

53 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.09 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Kariobangi Sharks know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Silas Shihemi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Silas Shihemi and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

No goals between Kariobangi Sharks and Tusker

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Tusker will be the happier side with the point.

Market

Patillah Omoto linked with a move away

The name of Patillah Omoto keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Talks stall between Kariobangi Sharks and Nassor Shikokoti

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

52 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The manager makes an example of Keegan Ndemi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

No goals between Kariobangi Sharks and Ulinzi Stars

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Ulinzi Stars will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

51 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Anthony Ochieng asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off Kenya Police

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 1-0 the final word against Kenya Police in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

A long bet from Kariobangi Sharks on Anthony Ochieng

He is 17, and nobody at Kariobangi Sharks signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Stephen Mbulere Bwire gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ian Karani asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Musa Sulaiman finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kariobangi Sharks have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks pick up Silas Shihemi for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Silas Shihemi arrives at Kariobangi Sharks with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

50 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 23 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Michael Wanjala says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against Muranga Seal

Muranga Seal left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

49 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.07 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Kariobangi Sharks know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks sign Nassor Shikokoti, one for the future

Nassor Shikokoti is 20, and Kariobangi Sharks have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Kariobangi Sharks on Javan Omondi

He is 20, and nobody at Kariobangi Sharks signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Victor Ngume

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Bidco United cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Bidco United came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

Patillah Omoto linked with a move away

The name of Patillah Omoto keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

48 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Honours even between Kariobangi Sharks and Mathare United

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Keegan Ndemi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

47 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Wayne Mbuya has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks get the job done against Mara Sugar

A 1-0 win over Mara Sugar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Patillah Omoto is off the mark for Kariobangi Sharks

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

Experience through the door at Kariobangi Sharks

Michael Wanjala arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

The Faiz Opande talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

46 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

KCB take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luke Onesmas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

45 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

At 19, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.07 in a first team he is several years too young for. Kariobangi Sharks have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Kariobangi Sharks

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against Shabana

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Shabana defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

Luke Onesmas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

44 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Wekesa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against Gor Mahia

Gor Mahia left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

43 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Wayne Mbuya has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Bandari take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ghai Panchol

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Wayne Mbuya runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kariobangi Sharks money.

In brief

42 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luke Onesmas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against APS Bomet

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. APS Bomet defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

41 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks bow out of the cup

Kakamega Homeboyz go through and Kariobangi Sharks go home, 1-2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Clinton Machaka: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

At 19, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.07 in a first team he is several years too young for. Kariobangi Sharks have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Faiz Opande

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kariobangi Sharks against Sofapaka

0-1 to Sofapaka, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

40 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sebastian Wekesa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Victor Ngume gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

39 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Wayne Mbuya has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between Kariobangi Sharks and Kakamega Homeboyz

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Kakamega Homeboyz will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

Wayne Mbuya knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Wayne Mbuya

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Kariobangi Sharks could get for him.

In brief

38 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0-3 by Nairobi United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 5 of the 21 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Teka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kariobangi Sharks

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Luke Onesmas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

37 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.07 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Kariobangi Sharks know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Market

Michael McCowatt is a Kariobangi Sharks player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and AFC Leopards take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

36 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Luke Onesmas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Kariobangi Sharks and Tusker

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

35 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ghai Panchol gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

34 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against Kenya Police

Kenya Police left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Thomas Teka called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Kariobangi Sharks that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

33 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

At 19, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.02 in a first team he is several years too young for. Kariobangi Sharks have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kariobangi Sharks against Muranga Seal

1-2 to Muranga Seal, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Wekesa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

32 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Patillah Omoto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patillah Omoto commits to Kariobangi Sharks for another 2 years.

Squad

Ian Karani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The month belongs to Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Kariobangi Sharks have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

In brief

31 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Kariobangi Sharks cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off Mathare United

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 1-0 the final word against Mathare United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Keegan Ndemi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Wayne Mbuya runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kariobangi Sharks money.

Squad

The selectors could not leave Thomas Teka out

6.91 across ninety minutes and a place in the division's team of the week. He was the best player on that pitch and everybody there knew it.

In brief

30 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Kariobangi Sharks cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks find a way past Mara Sugar

Mara Sugar made Kariobangi Sharks work for it, but the scoreboard read 1-0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Thomas Teka finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kariobangi Sharks have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

29 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sebastian Wekesa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off KCB

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 1-0 the final word against KCB in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Faiz Opande linked with a move away

The name of Faiz Opande keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Keegan Ndemi has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Keegan Ndemi keeps the shirt for now, at Kariobangi Sharks's convenience rather than his own.

Market

The window shut and Stephen Mbulere Bwire is still in the building

Kariobangi Sharks spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

In brief

28 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Victor Ngume hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kariobangi Sharks lose Mpho Mathekgane

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Michael Miheso comes home

The shirt still fits. Michael Miheso is back at Kariobangi Sharks, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Michael Kagere is a Kariobangi Sharks player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Collins Njeru is a Kariobangi Sharks player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off Shabana

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 2-0 the final word against Shabana in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mpho Mathekgane finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kariobangi Sharks have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kariobangi Sharks have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

27 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Clinton Machaka asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Musa Sulaiman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Musa Sulaiman and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

26 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Stephen Mbulere Bwire asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Wages eat 92% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ghai Panchol

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

25 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The manager makes an example of Steve Biko Omollo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Faiz Opande linked with a move away

The name of Faiz Opande keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks put Stephen Mbulere Bwire up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Stephen Mbulere Bwire may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

24 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Clinton Machaka is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kariobangi Sharks has been clear about where Clinton Machaka stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

23 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Stephen Mbulere Bwire is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kariobangi Sharks has been clear about where Stephen Mbulere Bwire stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Wayne Mbuya runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Kariobangi Sharks money.

In brief

22 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Wages eat 188% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ghai Panchol

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The manager comes out for Luke Onesmas

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Luke Onesmas has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

21 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Luke Onesmas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Keegan Ndemi keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Keegan Ndemi plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

Squad

Ghai Panchol back in training

A welcome sight on the training pitch: Ghai Panchol has come through recovery and is pushing for a place again.

20 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ian Karani says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Luke Onesmas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

19 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mohammed Habib Sarwari says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Wayne Mbuya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ian Karani knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

18 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Wayne Mbuya: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Wages eat 246% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Ghai Panchol out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Ghai Panchol, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

17 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Keegan Ndemi keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Keegan Ndemi plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

16 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kariobangi Sharks bow out of the cup

Tusker go through and Kariobangi Sharks go home, 0-1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 20 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

15 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ghai Panchol gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The manager comes out for Wayne Mbuya

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Wayne Mbuya has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

Squad

Thomas Teka back in training

A welcome sight on the training pitch: Thomas Teka has come through recovery and is pushing for a place again.

14 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ghai Panchol: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Wages eat 246% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Luke Onesmas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

13 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ian Karani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Luke Onesmas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Ghai Panchol back in training

A welcome sight on the training pitch: Ghai Panchol has come through recovery and is pushing for a place again.

12 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ian Karani asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The manager comes out for Keegan Ndemi

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Keegan Ndemi has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

11 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Muhammadjon Toirjonov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Muhammadjon Toirjonov and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Wayne Mbuya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

International call for Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues joins up with his country. Kariobangi Sharks lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

10 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

420% of the income goes out in wages at Kariobangi Sharks

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar named player of the month

The award goes to Ally Salum Omar, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Squad

Muhammadjon Toirjonov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Muhammadjon Toirjonov commits to Kariobangi Sharks for another 3 years.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks and Musa Sulaiman are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Somebody is after Patillah Omoto’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Patillah Omoto suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Kariobangi Sharks have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Squad

Wayne Mbuya knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

9 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kariobangi Sharks get the job done against Gor Mahia

A 1-0 win over Gor Mahia, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Keegan Ndemi wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Keegan Ndemi has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. Kariobangi Sharks know, and have known for weeks.

Squad

The selectors could not leave Thomas Teka out

6.67 across ninety minutes and a place in the division's team of the week. He was the best player on that pitch and everybody there knew it.

In brief

8 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The manager makes an example of Musa Sulaiman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Bandari take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Timothy Imala keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Timothy Imala plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

7 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kariobangi Sharks through in the cup

A 2-1 win over Shabana, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sebastian Wekesa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and APS Bomet cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. APS Bomet came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Squad

Musa Sulaiman is off the mark for Kariobangi Sharks

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

Mpho Mathekgane unhappy with how he is being used

Asked to play a role that is not his, or taken off before the hour once too often — Mpho Mathekgane has let it be known that he does not like the way Kariobangi Sharks are using him. Managers hear this long before the press does.

Squad

Ghai Panchol asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

6 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Wages eat 471% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against Sofapaka

Sofapaka left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Luke Onesmas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar named player of the month

The award goes to Ally Salum Omar, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Kariobangi Sharks that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

5 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Sebastian Wekesa: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Cup progress for Kariobangi Sharks

A 0-0 win over Bidco United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

5 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ian Karani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against Posta Rangers

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Posta Rangers defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

Thomas Teka has taken the shirt

At 26 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at Kariobangi Sharks are won quietly and lost loudly.

In brief

4 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Sebastian Wekesa: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Cup progress for Kariobangi Sharks

A 1-1 win over Mathare United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 17 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Market

Wayne Mbuya hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Kakamega Homeboyz take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

3 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

A long bet from Kariobangi Sharks on Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

He is 19, and nobody at Kariobangi Sharks signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Clinton Machaka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

No goals between Kariobangi Sharks and Nairobi United

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Nairobi United will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Every debut is a small story about the future: Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues, 19 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

Squad

Patillah Omoto has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Patillah Omoto keeps the shirt for now, at Kariobangi Sharks's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

2 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Binga come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kariobangi Sharks did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Mara Sugar watching Clinton Machaka

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Kariobangi Sharks have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks find a way past AFC Leopards

AFC Leopards made Kariobangi Sharks work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luke Onesmas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Kariobangi Sharks and Thomas Teka

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The clock runs on Faiz Opande's contract

48 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Squad

Steve Biko Omollo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Ian Karani has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Ian Karani keeps the shirt for now, at Kariobangi Sharks's convenience rather than his own.

The terraces

The press cannot get enough of Ally Salum Omar

Praise is not points and never has been. It is, however, the fastest way for a valuation to move, and everybody in the game reads the same pages.

In brief

1 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kariobangi Sharks turn down Etoiles du Mande for Steve Biko Omollo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Patillah Omoto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patillah Omoto commits to Kariobangi Sharks for another 2 years.

Squad

Ian Karani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks has picked up the phone to Ian Karani

49 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Tusker take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Wayne Mbuya is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Kariobangi Sharks has been clear about where Wayne Mbuya stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief