19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Köln run riot against St. Pauli

7‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Muhammed Damar takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Muhammed Damar provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lazar Jovanović takes the afternoon — 9.96

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lazar Jovanović provided it, and the 9.96 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jakub Kamiński takes the afternoon — 8.97

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jakub Kamiński provided it, and the 8.97 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Ísak Jóhannesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Joseph Harris wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

9 goals as Köln and St. Pauli go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Köln and St. Pauli, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Marco Palestra wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Marco Kana signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marco Kana and Köln agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eyes on Eden De Ketelaere again

The phone has started ringing about Eden De Ketelaere again, and this time the name on the line is St. Pauli. Köln are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Werder Bremen take the points off Köln

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

631 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Köln run riot against VfL Wolfsburg

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 9.37

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.37 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Romelu Castagne keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maximilian Bergmann

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maximilian Bergmann will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and VfL Wolfsburg in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

630 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Javi Rueda says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Harris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

629 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Youte

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Youte will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Andrija Maksimović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Saïd El Mala question follows Köln around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Saïd El Mala’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Mario Seferovic placed on the list

Köln have made Mario Seferovic available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

628 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Maximilian Bergmann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ísak Jóhannesson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eden De Ketelaere attracts admirers

The name of Eden De Ketelaere has come up in conversations Köln were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Dominik Albrecht out for 32 days

The medical room confirms 32 days on the sidelines for Dominik Albrecht, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

627 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Maier

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Rav van den Berg has been here 12 seasons

338 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

626 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Maier

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

René Graf asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

625 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Maier

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Youte has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Real improvement from Carlos Conceicao at Köln

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Carlos Conceicao is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Bayer Leverkusen are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Köln will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

624 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The summer ends badly for Saïd El Mala

Losing a final is a specific injury and it does not show up on any scan. 126 caps, a tournament that went further than anybody expected and stopped one game short, and a man who now has a domestic season to start from a standing position.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Maier

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Maximilian Bergmann asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

623 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jakub Kamiński wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Philipp Müller puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Eden De Ketelaere has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Christoph Wolff: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

622 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Youte asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

621 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Carlos Conceicao at Köln

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Carlos Conceicao is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Harris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hugo Bueno stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hugo Bueno and Köln agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Eden De Ketelaere conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Mainz 05 will make the call about Eden De Ketelaere this week. Köln have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

The Saïd El Mala talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Köln know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

620 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommaso Milanese damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Maximilian Bergmann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Joseph Harris wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ísak Jóhannesson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

619 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommaso Milanese damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Köln turn down FC Midtjylland for Dilan Villarreal

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jakub Kamiński commits to Köln for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi out for 22 days

The medical room confirms 22 days on the sidelines for Anthony Racioppi, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Only the photograph left for Youte

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Youte will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

618 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommaso Milanese damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mario Seferovic says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

617 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommaso Milanese damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Köln are in Europe

Qualification is done, and next season the floodlights come on for something bigger. A stage for the players, oxygen for the accounts and a passport for everybody else.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Köln will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marc Werner gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Marc Werner has just signed for Köln, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Heinrich Walter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Köln to lose Heinrich Walter for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Heinrich Walter has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

The Saïd El Mala talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Köln know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Marco Palestra brings the grey hairs Köln lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

  • Market Köln pick up Marc Werner for nothing
  • Boardroom The Köln production line keeps running
  • Boardroom The Köln board spend on the team
616 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Continental nights are coming to Köln

Qualification is secured, and next season the big floodlit nights are continental ones. For the players it is a stage; for the accounts it is a lifeline; for the supporters it is passports.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

615 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Joseph Harris wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

In brief

614 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Marco Kana keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Saïd El Mala signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Saïd El Mala and Köln agree another 4 years.

In brief

613 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

612 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

21 goals and a season average of 7.97 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Rav van den Berg, 33, rolls back the years — 8.36

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.36 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and Union Berlin in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Köln get the job done against Union Berlin

A 4‑2 win over Union Berlin, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović in the eights

A performance of 9.72 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

611 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

20 goals and a season average of 7.94 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Köln run riot against Heidenheim

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Andrija Maksimović's — 9.92

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.92, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Brandon Austin

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Nicolás Azambuja keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Tom Raiani raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Player ratings

Lazar Jovanović in the eights

A performance of 9.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Saïd El Mala

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Köln, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

610 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Köln

12 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.94 with 19 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Köln taken apart

1‑4 to Borussia Dortmund, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tommaso Milanese: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Saïd El Mala has been here 12 seasons

380 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.05

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Jakub Kamiński wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Saïd El Mala

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

609 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Köln

11 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tommaso Milanese yet — 8.41

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.41 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Muhammed Damar

11 goals and a season average of 7.62 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Lazar Jovanović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Honours even between Köln and Eintracht Frankfurt

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Saïd El Mala talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Köln know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

608 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kilian Fischer

76 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.91 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Köln turn it around against Bayer Leverkusen

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. Köln rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and Bayer Leverkusen had no answer to any of it.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

10 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

A brace, and Steven Wijnaldum takes the afternoon — 9.17

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Steven Wijnaldum provided it, and the 9.17 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Yannick Dodo takes the afternoon — 9.04

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Yannick Dodo provided it, and the 9.04 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Brandon Austin

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tommaso Milanese yet — 8.52

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.52 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

607 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Köln throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with SC Freiburg the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Köln will enjoy reviewing.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović is carrying Köln

17 goals and a season average of 7.59. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 8.21

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Javi Rueda's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Köln are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Köln come up short against SC Freiburg

SC Freiburg left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

606 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Köln

A 2‑6 beating by Hamburger SV was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Javi Rueda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 35, rolls back the years — 8.78

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.78 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andrija Maksimović

16 goals and a season average of 7.55 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Muhammed Damar signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Muhammed Damar and Köln agree another 2 years.

Match

Jakub Kamiński among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Jakub Kamiński on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and Hamburger SV.

In brief

605 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 98 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 98 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.56 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Saïd El Mala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Yannick Dodo at his very best

Marked 8.49. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Andrija Maksimović at his very best

Marked 8.40. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Yannick Dodo rescues a point for Köln

It needed Yannick Dodo to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against VfB Stuttgart, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

604 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

18 goals and a season average of 7.95 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lewi Richards takes the afternoon — 9.07

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lewi Richards provided it, and the 9.07 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Eden De Ketelaere: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Saïd El Mala at his very best

Marked 9.95. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and FC Augsburg in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

603 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 112 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 112 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar, 33, rolls back the years — 8.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.96 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Muhammed Damar

11 goals and a season average of 7.61 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

6 goals as Köln and TSG Hoffenheim go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Köln and TSG Hoffenheim, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for Köln against TSG Hoffenheim

2‑4 to TSG Hoffenheim, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

602 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kilian Fischer damages knee ligaments — 119 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 119 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 8.72

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.72 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

12 seasons of Jakub Kamiński

449 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Köln know what they have.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović is carrying Köln

13 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Joseph Harris wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Andrija Maksimović

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Köln and RB Leipzig take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

601 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Saïd El Mala wins the derby for Köln

Derby days make names, and Saïd El Mala made his against Borussia Mönchengladbach. 3‑2, bragging rights secured, and one half of town will be tired of hearing about him by Tuesday.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.92 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Saïd El Mala settles it late for Köln

The 85th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Saïd El Mala decided nobody was going anywhere. Borussia Mönchengladbach had no time left to answer.

Squad

12 seasons of Jakub Kamiński

448 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Köln know what they have.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Jakub Kamiński

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Köln have their man.

Market

Marco Kana wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

Köln keep winning on the road

4 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

In brief

600 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 41. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

71 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Javi Rueda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

16 goals and a season average of 7.87. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Rav van den Berg, 33, rolls back the years — 8.46

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.46 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Rav van den Berg’s goal not enough for Köln

Rav van den Berg scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Bayern Munich, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

599 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

78 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.83 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

6 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 9.14

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Saïd El Mala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Andrija Maksimović sends Köln past Mainz 05

It finished 3‑2, and it was Andrija Maksimović’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Köln.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Saïd El Mala at his very best

Marked 9.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Market

The Steven Wijnaldum conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: VfB Stuttgart will make the call about Steven Wijnaldum this week. Köln have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

598 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

85 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński scores twice — 9.16

Two goals and a mark of 9.16 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Köln cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Muhammed Damar is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.51 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Tom Raiani wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

Köln get the job done against St. Pauli

A 3‑1 win over St. Pauli, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

  • Player ratings Lewi Richards was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Match Köln are at home on the road
  • Player ratings One of those days for Saïd El Mala
597 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Richard Günther damages knee ligaments — 93 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 93 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Köln

Werder Bremen will want this one forgotten quickly: 7‑2, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Köln were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A day Andrija Maksimović will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Nicolás Azambuja's — 8.58

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.58, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

14 goals and a season average of 7.76 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Jakub Kamiński raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Andrija Maksimović

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

596 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Richard Günther damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Köln refuse to lose, and Rav van den Berg leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Rav van den Berg was at the centre of it, VfL Wolfsburg were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rav van den Berg takes the afternoon — 8.79

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rav van den Berg provided it, and the 8.79 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tommaso Milanese says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

13 goals and a season average of 7.67. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar, 33, rolls back the years — 7.83

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.83 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

595 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Richard Günther damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

12 goals and a season average of 7.57 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Yannick Dodo sends Köln past Union Berlin

It finished 2‑1, and it was Yannick Dodo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Köln.

Player ratings

Yannick Dodo in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

594 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Javi Rueda asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rav van den Berg takes the afternoon — 9.08

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rav van den Berg provided it, and the 9.08 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 9.11

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.11 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Andrija Maksimović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

11 goals and a season average of 7.49. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Joseph Harris wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

In brief

593 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rav van den Berg signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rav van den Berg and Köln agree another 3 years.

Match

4 matches without a win for Köln

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Köln are no longer polite ones.

Market

Marco Kana raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Andrija Maksimović at his very best

Marked 8.51. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Match

Köln hit back inside 4 minutes

Borussia Dortmund held the lead for 4 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Köln answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Match

Köln share the spoils with Borussia Dortmund

A 2‑2 draw with Borussia Dortmund leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

592 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

129 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Marco Kana keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Yannick Dodo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.59. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Köln share the spoils with Eintracht Frankfurt

A 1‑1 draw with Eintracht Frankfurt leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Saïd El Mala question follows Köln around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Saïd El Mala’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

The one thing Saïd El Mala could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

591 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Günther

136 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Angus Gunn

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Köln out of the cup

Bayer Leverkusen ended it 4‑4. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Köln

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Bayer Leverkusen kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Köln will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Marco Kana takes the afternoon — 8.54

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Marco Kana provided it, and the 8.54 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 9.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

590 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 9.30

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.30 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hans Müller keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Lewi Richards the difference as Köln beat SC Freiburg

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lewi Richards. 3‑2 against SC Freiburg, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lewi Richards at his very best

Marked 9.41. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yannick Dodo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lazar Jovanović at his very best

Marked 8.91. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

In brief

589 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Saïd El Mala's — 9.12

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.12, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 35, rolls back the years — 7.99

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.99 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jakub Kamiński and Köln agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Saïd El Mala among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Saïd El Mala on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and Hamburger SV.

Match

Saïd El Mala’s goal not enough for Köln

Saïd El Mala scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Hamburger SV, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.36 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

588 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Tim Xavi Simons out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Köln will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 8.90

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jakub Kamiński commits to Köln for another 2 years.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Joseph Harris wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Köln come up short against VfB Stuttgart

VfB Stuttgart left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Saïd El Mala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief

587 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Andrija Maksimović settles it late for Köln

The 86th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Andrija Maksimović decided nobody was going anywhere. FC Augsburg had no time left to answer.

Player ratings

A brace, and Andrija Maksimović takes the afternoon — 8.53

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Andrija Maksimović provided it, and the 8.53 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tim Xavi Simons breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 35, rolls back the years — 9.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.12 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Andrija Maksimović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Köln see off FC Augsburg

Three points for Köln, 5‑4 the final word against FC Augsburg in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yannick Dodo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Köln agree a free transfer for Tomás Silva

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

In brief

586 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Muhammed Damar yet — 9.43

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.43 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Carlos Conceicao gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Carlos Conceicao has just signed for Köln, and for once the answer mattered.

Player ratings

Lewi Richards was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.16. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Muhammed Damar sends Köln past TSG Hoffenheim

It finished 2‑1, and it was Muhammed Damar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Köln.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lazar Jovanović

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

585 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Daniel Bunk damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Bunk

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Bunk will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Tom Raiani wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

RB Leipzig take the points off Köln

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Steven Wijnaldum runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Rav van den Berg question follows Köln around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Rav van den Berg’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

584 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Bunk

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 35, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Jakub Kamiński raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Elijah Scott has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Yannick Dodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović in the eights

A performance of 8.76 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi is still paying for one afternoon at Köln

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

583 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

A hiding for Köln

Beaten 1‑7 by Bayern Munich, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Bunk

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rav van den Berg yet — 8.13

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.13 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Leonardo Ferreira is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andrija Maksimović

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Rav van den Berg among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Rav van den Berg on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and Bayern Munich.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Köln

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

582 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Köln run riot against Mainz 05

6‑3, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Bunk

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Saïd El Mala takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rav van den Berg yet — 8.80

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

9 goals as Köln and Mainz 05 go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Köln and Mainz 05, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala in the eights

A performance of 9.91 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

581 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Köln

St. Pauli will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Köln were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar scores twice — 9.37

Two goals and a mark of 9.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Mario Seferovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 35, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Bunk has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and St. Pauli in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Lewi Richards in the eights

A performance of 9.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

580 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Javi Rueda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Javi Rueda: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

A brace, and Muhammed Damar takes the afternoon — 9.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Muhammed Damar provided it, and the 9.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

5 matches without a win for Köln

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Köln are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Elijah Scott has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Home is on Javi Rueda's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Köln are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

579 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Köln throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with VfL Wolfsburg the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Köln will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Saïd El Mala's — 8.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Köln's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Köln has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Leonardo Ferreira is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Lars Meyer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

578 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Saïd El Mala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lars Meyer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Köln

10 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Yannick Dodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

577 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Bunk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

576 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Elijah Scott is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Heidenheim come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Köln lose Klaus Lange

40 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

575 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Muhammed Damar stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Muhammed Damar and Köln agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

574 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lars Meyer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Brandon Austin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Brandon Austin and Köln agree another 2 years.

In brief

573 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Bunk has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

572 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Elijah Scott

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elijah Scott will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Marco Kana raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Market

Köln turn down Heidenheim for Lars Meyer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Yannick Dodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

571 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński has been here 11 seasons

425 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Jakub Kamiński wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lewi Richards stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lewi Richards and Köln agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Lars Meyer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

570 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Lars Meyer asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Leonardo Ferreira at Köln

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Leonardo Ferreira is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

569 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Nadir Zortea asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Bunk

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Bunk will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yannick Dodo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Romelu Castagne signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Romelu Castagne and Köln agree another 5 years.

In brief

568 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Philipp Müller has just signed for Köln, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Elijah Scott is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Hamburger SV come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Daniel Bunk has agreed to leave Köln for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

567 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jusuf Gazibegović says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

11 seasons of Saïd El Mala

356 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Köln know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Muhammed Damar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

566 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saïd El Mala has been here 11 seasons

356 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Ísak Jóhannesson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

565 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Heinrich Walter puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A move Mario Seferovic would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mario Seferovic is living that version at Köln, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Leon Klußmann will join Köln for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Leon Klußmann has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Köln have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Yad Lochereau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yad Lochereau and Köln agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

564 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saïd El Mala is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Köln will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Muhammed Damar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

563 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jeff Chabot was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Joseph Harris raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

In brief

562 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Marco Kana wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Jeff Chabot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

561 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brandon Austin says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Heinrich Walter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Muhammed Damar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

560 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ísak Jóhannesson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

René Graf stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” René Graf and Köln agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

No hiding place for Jusuf Gazibegović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jusuf Gazibegović, and the manager let it.

Market

The Rav van den Berg talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Köln know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Köln shop where it costs nothing

René Graf signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

559 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gabriel Schmidt damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Muhammed Damar is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.80 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 34, rolls back the years — 8.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.85 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Tiago Queiroz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeff Chabot is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Tom Raiani raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Match

A bad afternoon for Köln against Union Berlin

2‑3 to Union Berlin, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Köln needed to.

In brief

558 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 8.20 with 30 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Gabriel Schmidt damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 34, rolls back the years — 8.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.94 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Linton Maina has been here 13 seasons

420 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Jakub Kamiński wants more than Köln are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and Heidenheim in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Steven Wijnaldum at his very best

Marked 9.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Saïd El Mala at his very best

Marked 8.64. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

In brief

557 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

29 goals and a season average of 8.19 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Gabriel Schmidt damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jeff Chabot says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.64

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.64 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Heinrich Walter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Köln and Borussia Dortmund go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Köln and Borussia Dortmund, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Lazar Jovanović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.24. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Muhammed Damar

Marked 9.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

556 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Angus Gunn

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gabriel Schmidt

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Lazar Jovanović's — 8.69

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.69, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tommaso Milanese: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tommaso Milanese yet — 7.88

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.88 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

As if he never left: Jeff Chabot returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Jeff Chabot is a Köln player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Match

Köln find a way past Eintracht Frankfurt

Eintracht Frankfurt made Köln work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

555 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Köln leaking at the back

10 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Muhammed Damar is carrying Köln

10 goals and a season average of 7.77. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Eden De Ketelaere: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Köln have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Muhammed Damar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Tiago Queiroz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Rav van den Berg’s goal not enough for Köln

Rav van den Berg scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Bayer Leverkusen, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Boardroom

Yannick Eduardo will join Köln for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Yannick Eduardo has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Köln have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Player ratings

Steven Wijnaldum was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.60. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

554 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Köln

1‑4 against SC Freiburg, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Angus Gunn

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

9 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andrija Maksimović

15 goals and a season average of 7.66 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.67

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.67 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Ísak Jóhannesson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Köln dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

553 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 8.21 with 29 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Marco Kana scores twice — 8.96

Two goals and a mark of 8.96 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Angus Gunn

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Heinrich Walter asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

6 goals as Köln and Hamburger SV go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Köln and Hamburger SV, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

552 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 8.16 with 28 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Köln

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Steven Wijnaldum keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Köln count the cost of losing Anthony Racioppi

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Anthony Racioppi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Saïd El Mala among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Saïd El Mala on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and VfB Stuttgart.

In brief

551 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andrija Maksimović

14 goals and a season average of 7.64 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

The wait goes on for Köln

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Ísak Jóhannesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Tiago Queiroz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Andrija Maksimović’s goal not enough for Köln

Andrija Maksimović scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to FC Augsburg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Andrija Maksimović

Marked 8.90 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

550 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Marco Kana, 34, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Muhammed Damar is carrying Köln

10 goals and a season average of 7.81. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Köln's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Köln has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Yannick Dodo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yannick Dodo and Köln agree another 4 years.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Köln

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Saïd El Mala

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

549 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

27 goals and a season average of 8.17 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Köln say no — this time

The offer from VfB Stuttgart for Yannick Dodo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

10 seasons of Lazar Jovanović

206 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Köln know what they have.

Market

Heinrich Walter asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Muhammed Damar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Joseph Harris raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Match

6 goals as Köln and RB Leipzig go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Köln and RB Leipzig, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

One of those days for Saïd El Mala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

  • Player ratings Muhammed Damar was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Match No clean sheets in sight for Köln
  • Player ratings Yannick Dodo in the eights
548 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Borussia Mönchengladbach take the derby

2‑6, and no way to dress it up. A derby defeat follows a supporter to work on Monday, and this one will follow him all week.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

26 goals and a season average of 8.14. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Ísak Jóhannesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and Borussia Mönchengladbach in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.75. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Muhammed Damar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

547 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Köln taken apart

2‑5 to Bayern Munich, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Muhammed Damar is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.76 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Heinrich Walter says Köln went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Tiago Queiroz has agreed to leave Köln for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Market

Tiago Queiroz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Muhammed Damar among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Muhammed Damar on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and Bayern Munich.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar in the eights

A performance of 9.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

546 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

25 goals and a season average of 8.11 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Köln tear Mainz 05 apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 8‑2 against Mainz 05, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Marco Kana scores twice — 9.19

Two goals and a mark of 9.19 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

A brace, and Andrija Maksimović takes the afternoon — 9.13

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Andrija Maksimović provided it, and the 9.13 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.92

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.92 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Köln make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Köln have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Muhammed Damar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

545 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

24 goals and a season average of 8.04. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

No mercy from Köln

St. Pauli will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Köln were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marco Kana yet — 10.00

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 10.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A day Marco Kana will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Köln will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Heinrich Walter asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Köln make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Köln have 3 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

544 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

23 goals and a season average of 7.97 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rav van den Berg takes the afternoon — 8.55

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rav van den Berg provided it, and the 8.55 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

3 goals for Saïd El Mala

The match ball belongs to Saïd El Mala, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Jakub Kamiński, 34, rolls back the years — 7.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.97 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Köln get the job done against Werder Bremen

A 7‑5 win over Werder Bremen, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

543 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Köln

VfL Wolfsburg will want this one forgotten quickly: 6‑3, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Köln were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.89 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Both of them Muhammed Damar's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

3 goals for Saïd El Mala

The match ball belongs to Saïd El Mala, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.93

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.93 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Saïd El Mala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

9 goals as Köln and VfL Wolfsburg go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Köln and VfL Wolfsburg, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Köln are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

In brief

542 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is carrying Köln

17 goals and a season average of 7.80. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Joseph Harris raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nadir Zortea is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Union Berlin take the points off Köln

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Muhammed Damar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Saïd El Mala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

The one thing Andrija Maksimović could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

541 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A day Rav van den Berg will not forget

5 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Köln tear Heidenheim apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑1 against Heidenheim, and it could have been more.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody wants to play Köln right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Marco Kana wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rav van den Berg

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

540 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Maier damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Saïd El Mala's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A brace, and Muhammed Damar takes the afternoon — 9.69

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Muhammed Damar provided it, and the 9.69 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Saïd El Mala is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.69 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Jakub Kamiński raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Market

Heinrich Walter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Andrija Maksimović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

539 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Anthony Racioppi keeps Köln in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The cup run ends for Köln

0‑3 against Bayer Leverkusen, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Saïd El Mala takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

The terraces

Köln are taken apart by Bayer Leverkusen — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

14 goals and a season average of 7.58 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Eden De Ketelaere keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Köln get the job done against Eintracht Frankfurt

A 5‑4 win over Eintracht Frankfurt, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Saïd El Mala at his very best

Marked 10.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Match

Saïd El Mala among the goals in a wild afternoon

9 goals in one match, Saïd El Mala on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Köln and Eintracht Frankfurt.

In brief

538 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Köln against Bayer Leverkusen

0‑1 to Bayer Leverkusen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Joseph Harris

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Harris, and the manager let it.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

537 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Köln let it slip despite Saïd El Mala

Saïd El Mala had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and SC Freiburg were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Saïd El Mala scores twice — 9.04

Two goals and a mark of 9.04 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Köln leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Angus Gunn keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Köln may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Muhammed Damar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Kamiński is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Saïd El Mala

11 goals and a season average of 7.47 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Yannick Dodo in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Muhammed Damar in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

536 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A day Andrija Maksimović will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.12

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steven Wijnaldum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steven Wijnaldum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Ísak Jóhannesson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Joseph Harris raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Andrija Maksimović in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

6 goals as Köln and Hamburger SV go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Köln and Hamburger SV, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

535 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Saïd El Mala takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Saïd El Mala provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Kamiński yet — 8.33

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.33 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Köln get the job done against VfB Stuttgart

A 5‑3 win over VfB Stuttgart, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Köln

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Köln and VfB Stuttgart in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

One of those days for Andrija Maksimović

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.73, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

534 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A day Saïd El Mala will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Anthony Racioppi

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Linton Maina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Saïd El Mala at his very best

Marked 10.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Match

Köln get the job done against FC Augsburg

A 4‑3 win over FC Augsburg, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

7 goals as Köln and FC Augsburg go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Köln and FC Augsburg, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Muhammed Damar at his very best

Marked 9.48. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Köln.

Match

Köln are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief