Mika U20

8 Nov 2026
Sunday
Process
14 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Anushavan Tarverdyan out for 55 days

55 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mika lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Albert Darbinyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mika may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Armen Movsisyan breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Mika

Florian Brügmann was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Emerson Nike falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 272% of everything Mika earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Florian Brügmann

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mika and Robert Mandrysz are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Anushavan Tarverdyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Anushavan Tarverdyan is on it.

In brief

  • The dugout Robert Mandrysz knocks on the manager's door
  • Market Experience through the door at Mika
Back issues
13 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Anushavan Tarverdyan out for 62 days

62 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mika lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Armen Movsisyan breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Emerson Nike and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

12 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Anushavan Tarverdyan damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

4 matches without a win for Mika

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Mika are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Dave Bulthuis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The decline has begun for Dmitry Nechaev

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Mika is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A row about effort at Mika

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vardan Arzoyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Mika against Sardarapat

0‑2 to Sardarapat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anushavan Tarverdyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Mika dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Sargis Sarkisov: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

11 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Anushavan Tarverdyan

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Mika lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Mika

Dave Bulthuis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Time is catching up with Emerson Nike

Everybody at Mika saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 34 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Squad

Words at Mika training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emerson Nike is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alen Karapetyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mika and Anushavan Tarverdyan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

10 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Anushavan Tarverdyan out for 84 days

84 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mika lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Vintage Aram Loretsyan — 7.86

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.86, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Alik Arakelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Emerson Nike's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Mika are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Dave Bulthuis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mika this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dave Bulthuis is slowing down

At 36, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Boardroom

322% of the income goes out in wages at Mika

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vardan Arzoyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Mika and Dave Bulthuis

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

9 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Anushavan Tarverdyan out for 91 days

91 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mika lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ruben Yesayan

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Emerson Nike and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Vahan Adloyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Alik Arakelyan was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.17. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Mika are still strangers to each other

23 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

“I want to play”: Hayk Tatosyan speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Match

Mika share the spoils with Ararat-2

A 1‑1 draw with Ararat-2 leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

When it matters, Vaspurak Minasyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Vardan Arzoyan asks for a word with the manager
  • Looking ahead Hayk Tatosyan faces his old club
8 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Anushavan Tarverdyan damages knee ligaments — 99 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 99 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Hayk Tatosyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Emerson Nike falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Hayk Tatosyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Mika come up short against Syunik

Syunik left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Sargis Sarkisov to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ruben Yesayan

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Leo Reis is a square peg at Mika

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Vahan Adloyan

Nobody at Mika is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

7 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Anushavan Tarverdyan out for 107 days

107 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mika lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Emerson Nike scores twice — 9.04

Two goals and a mark of 9.04 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Emerson Nike in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mika this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Suren Arakelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mika find a way past Noah-2

Noah-2 made Mika work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

Mika end the wait against Noah-2

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Nechaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ruben Yesayan

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Hayk Tatosyan needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Mika know which stage they are at.

In brief

6 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anushavan Tarverdyan damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 35 signed and 26 gone

That is the business done at Mika until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Hayk Tatosyan due for a Mika medical

Everything agreed with Pyunik, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Mika

Emerson Nike and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Pyunik tell Mika: Hayk Tatosyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Alen Karapetyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Mika and Alen Karapetyan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

When it matters, Anushavan Tarverdyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Dmitry Nechaev is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 36 with 172 appearances behind him, and Mika have to plan for both answers.

In brief

5 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Mika

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Mika

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Mika can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Vaspurak Minasyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Emerson Nike falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Anushavan Tarverdyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mika are still strangers to each other

21 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Leo Reis is in the works

Mika have made the call to Gandzasar. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Vaspurak Minasyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Sargis Sarkisov was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Mika dressing room was either.

In brief

4 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mika bow out of the cup

Pyunik go through and Mika go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

8 saves: Sergey Mikaelyan was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Suren Arakelyan

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Mika are taken apart by Pyunik — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Match

No end in sight to Mika's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mika has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Mika cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Sergey Kochkanyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mika this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Lernayin Artsakh tell Mika: Shirak Badalyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Mika training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emerson Nike is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

3 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Anushavan Tarverdyan is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Anushavan Tarverdyan: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Cup progress for Mika

A 0‑0 win over Sardarapat, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

Nowhere to hide for Mika

0‑3 against Andranik, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

Alik Arakelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Emerson Nike in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mika this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Mika rebuffed over Artur Israelyan

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Urartu have kept their man, and Mika go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vaspurak Minasyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Aram Loretsyan

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Mika were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Squad

No place for Suren Arakelyan in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Mika are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

  • Squad Emerson Nike has outgrown this division
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Mika dressing room in a hurry
  • Player ratings The kick that got away from Hamlet Asoyan
2 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Vladimir Yeremyan wins it after the whistle should have gone

90 minutes played. Vladimir Yeremyan found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Hayq went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Squad

Alen Karapetyan gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Alen Karapetyan has just signed for Mika, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Vladimir Yeremyan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Vladimir Yeremyan and Mika agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mika

Vaspurak Minasyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Pyunik tell Mika: Hayk Tatosyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Mika training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emerson Nike is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Vladimir Yeremyan sends Mika past Hayq

It finished 2‑1, and it was Vladimir Yeremyan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Mika.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Sergey Kochkanyan

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Armen Movsisyan steps up from the Mika academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Armen Movsisyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

1 Edition

The Mika Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alik Arakelyan arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Alik Arakelyan has, at Mika, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Vladimir Yeremyan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladimir Yeremyan commits to Mika for another 3 years.

Market

Alik Arakelyan is a Mika player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Akhmed Jindoyan is a Mika player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Sergey Kochkanyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mika come up short against Shirak-2

Shirak-2 left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The formation has left Dmitry Nechaev behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Mika will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

Talks stall between Mika and Sergey Kochkanyan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Sargis Sarkisov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Sargis Sarkisov after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief