Milton Keynes Dons U18

English Championship U18
15 Nov 2029
Thursday
Process
172 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Milton Keynes Dons out

Out, 0‑4 to Arsenal, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Djibril Sidibé

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Djibril Sidibé will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Reading take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 3‑5, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dan Crowley

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.70, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson in the eights

A performance of 8.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
171 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 15 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Milton Keynes Dons

0‑3 against Sheffield, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Zain Silcott-Duberry wants to come home

“I did not go to Hull City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Milton Keynes Dons and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 20 matches say the rest.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Taylor Arnett

35 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jake Rooney

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

Still no signature from Djibril Sidibé

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Milton Keynes Dons could get for him.

In brief

170 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 0‑5 beating by West Ham United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 19, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Djibril Sidibé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Djibril Sidibé, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

169 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joep Willems has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Curtis Nelson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Curtis Nelson, and the manager let it.

In brief

168 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Djibril Sidibé is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson in the eights

A performance of 8.89 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins in the eights

A performance of 8.69 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Joep Willems

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joep Willems, and the manager let it.

Match

Aaron Collins rescues a point for Milton Keynes Dons

It needed Aaron Collins to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Bolton Wanderers, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Joep Willems keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

167 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Aaron Collins stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aaron Collins and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Joaquín González

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joaquín González, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy in the eights

A performance of 8.53 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kane Wilson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.51, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Milton Keynes Dons and Cardiff City

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

166 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 0‑3 beating by Derby County was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Callum Paterson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Joaquín González loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Joaquín González. Milton Keynes Dons will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Djibril Sidibé

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The one thing Joep Willems could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

165 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Devonte Ferguson sends Milton Keynes Dons through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Devonte Ferguson obliged against Bristol City. 2‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Milton Keynes Dons.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joep Willems

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joep Willems will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Connal Trueman says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Hull City

Hull City left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sufyan Ainani

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jake Rooney

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

164 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Milton Keynes Dons

1‑6 against Middlesbrough, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Djibril Sidibé is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kane Wilson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dan Crowley

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Callum Paterson

A mark of 5.69 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

163 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Queens Park Rangers

Queens Park Rangers left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Joaquín González gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Craig MacGillivray out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Craig MacGillivray, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Joep Willems keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Callum Paterson

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

162 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑4 by Rotherham United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

9 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Connal Trueman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Connal Trueman commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 2 years.

Loan watch

Zain Silcott-Duberry counts the days

“I watch every Milton Keynes Dons game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Hull City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins in the eights

A performance of 8.85 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

161 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑3 by Sunderland, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Djibril Sidibé puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Joep Willems

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joep Willems, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Costly mistake from Connal Trueman

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Connal Trueman knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Joep Willems leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Milton Keynes Dons, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

160 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joep Willems

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joep Willems will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Birmingham take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Milton Keynes Dons board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Callum Paterson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons buy the years ahead of Michael Cunningham

He is 17, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons buy the years ahead of Luke Jackson

He is 17, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

159 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Blackburn Rovers take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Djibril Sidibé

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Craig MacGillivray out for 44 days

The medical room confirms 44 days on the sidelines for Craig MacGillivray, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Connal Trueman lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

158 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 19

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Marvin Ekpiteta

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marvin Ekpiteta commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 2 years.

Market

Djibril Sidibé placed on the list

Milton Keynes Dons have made Djibril Sidibé available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

157 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Djibril Sidibé asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cam'ron Ismail gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

156 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Joep Willems conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Huddersfield Town will make the call about Joep Willems this week. Milton Keynes Dons have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Devonte Ferguson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Devonte Ferguson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

155 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joaquín González: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Craig MacGillivray out for 74 days

The medical room confirms 74 days on the sidelines for Craig MacGillivray, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

154 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 19, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Joep Willems hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Joep Willems has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rushian Hepburn-Murphy and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years.

In brief

153 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Milton Keynes Dons interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joep Willems knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joep Willems trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

No hiding place for Benji Wetshi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Benji Wetshi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Somebody is after Djibril Sidibé’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Djibril Sidibé suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Milton Keynes Dons have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Market

Manuel Bouvet leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Manuel Bouvet leaves Milton Keynes Dons the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

152 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Craig MacGillivray keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Huddersfield Town expected to open talks for Joep Willems

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Milton Keynes Dons will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Boardroom

Wages eat 98% of everything Milton Keynes Dons earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons put Joep Willems up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Joep Willems may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

151 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Craig MacGillivray

105 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Harvey Griffiths signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Harvey Griffiths and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 3 years.

In brief

150 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 19

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons turn down Preston for Joep Willems

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons sell Tyler Onyango for $3.4M

Tyler Onyango has left for Cardiff City in a $3.4M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Manuel Bouvet has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

149 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Milton Keynes Dons part company with Jonathan Atkinson

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Milton Keynes Dons

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Hull City join the queue for Zain Silcott-Duberry

Add another name to the list: Hull City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Zain Silcott-Duberry. The answer from Milton Keynes Dons has not changed — yet.

Market

The Tyler Onyango conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Cardiff City will make the call about Tyler Onyango this week. Milton Keynes Dons have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Connal Trueman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

No place for Nathaniel Méndez-Laing in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Nathaniel Méndez-Laing has his answer from Milton Keynes Dons; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Boardroom

$672.7K taken back off the Milton Keynes Dons table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

148 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Milton Keynes Dons

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Connal Trueman asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

147 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Milton Keynes Dons boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

146 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 19, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jonny Howson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

145 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Djibril Sidibé hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Manuel Bouvet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

144 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Martim Dias puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Devonte Ferguson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bristol City take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Devonte Ferguson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Devonte Ferguson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Connal Trueman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Milton Keynes Dons earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

143 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Market

Tyler Onyango hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Martim Dias's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Will Spalanzino

23 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Jake Rooney

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jake Rooney, and the manager let it.

Match

No goals between Milton Keynes Dons and Cardiff City

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Cardiff City will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

142 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 19 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Joep Willems hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Derby County

Derby County left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zain Silcott-Duberry

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Djibril Sidibé

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

The one thing Callum Paterson could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

Connal Trueman knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Milton Keynes Dons, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

141 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Craig MacGillivray keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dan Crowley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dan Crowley and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Hull City

Hull City left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dan Crowley

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nathaniel Méndez-Laing

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Martim Dias

A mark of 5.45 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

140 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Milton Keynes Dons

0‑3 against Middlesbrough, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Martim Dias puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dan Crowley signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dan Crowley commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 3 years.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Milton Keynes Dons

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Milton Keynes Dons and Zain Silcott-Duberry

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

139 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Milton Keynes Dons boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Tyler Onyango asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from William Avognan

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Curtis Nelson says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Joep Willems

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons see off Preston

Three points for Milton Keynes Dons, 2‑1 the final word against Preston in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • The terraces The press cannot get enough of Ben Wiles
  • The terraces Ben Wiles has his own song now
138 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 19

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Reading

1‑2 to Reading, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Tyler Onyango in the eights

A performance of 8.61 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Craig MacGillivray

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Connal Trueman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

William Avognan left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; William Avognan will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

137 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Zain Silcott-Duberry: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Craig MacGillivray is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tyler Onyango’s goal not enough for Milton Keynes Dons

Tyler Onyango scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Sheffield, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins in the eights

A performance of 8.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Callum Paterson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Callum Paterson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Devonte Ferguson never got going

5.28 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

136 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Milton Keynes Dons spell it out for Jonathan Atkinson

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jonathan Atkinson has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Martim Dias puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ben Wiles signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ben Wiles and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 4 years.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

88% of the income goes out in wages at Milton Keynes Dons

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$672.7K taken back off the Milton Keynes Dons table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Talks stall between Milton Keynes Dons and Craig MacGillivray

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The Callum Paterson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Callum Paterson signs something — a contract at Milton Keynes Dons or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

135 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons see off Bolton Wanderers

Three points for Milton Keynes Dons, 3‑2 the final word against Bolton Wanderers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Kane Wilson in the eights

A performance of 9.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Djibril Sidibé

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Joep Willems in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Jake Rooney gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

134 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 19

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Martim Dias keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Burnley take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

133 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Kane Wilson shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Benji Wetshi says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Craig MacGillivray is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Joep Willems attracts admirers

The name of Joep Willems has come up in conversations Milton Keynes Dons were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Asher Agbinone

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

William Avognan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Martim Dias's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Joaquín González

A mark of 7.79, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

132 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Tyler Onyango shuts the door

Defensive actions: 31, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Martim Dias puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Dan Crowley

32 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Connal Trueman signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Connal Trueman and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kane Wilson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons see off Huddersfield Town

Three points for Milton Keynes Dons, 2‑0 the final word against Huddersfield Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Joep Willems in the eights

A performance of 8.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

131 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

22 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 0‑3 beating by Leeds United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Tyler Onyango asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Milton Keynes Dons boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons say no — this time

The offer from Preston for Joep Willems was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Rushian Hepburn-Murphy

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

130 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

21 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

1‑6 to Newcastle United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 19 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Hull City join the queue for Tyler Onyango

Add another name to the list: Hull City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Tyler Onyango. The answer from Milton Keynes Dons has not changed — yet.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Tyler Onyango

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tyler Onyango, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Connal Trueman lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

129 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Queens Park Rangers take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Curtis Nelson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Callum Paterson

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Zain Silcott-Duberry never got going

5.57 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

128 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Hull City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Milton Keynes Dons did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Martim Dias asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Rotherham United take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing out for 41 days

The medical room confirms 41 days on the sidelines for Nathaniel Méndez-Laing, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley in the eights

A performance of 8.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

127 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

18 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑8 to Birmingham, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Tyler Onyango hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

A season on the outside for Djibril Sidibé

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

126 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 19

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Blackburn Rovers

1‑2 to Blackburn Rovers, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Kane Wilson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kane Wilson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rushian Hepburn-Murphy

Marked 8.21 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Kane Wilson

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

125 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Bristol City

0‑2 to Bristol City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Will Collar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins keeps on missing

Shots: 4, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

124 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Martim Dias asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Cardiff City

1‑3 to Cardiff City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Martim Dias wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Milton Keynes Dons know it.

Squad

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dan Crowley

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Callum Paterson

Marked 5.61, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

123 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑4 to Derby County, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Curtis Nelson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Curtis Nelson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Djibril Sidibé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Djibril Sidibé, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

122 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

13 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 18 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Jonny Howson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for William Avognan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to William Avognan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tyler Onyango

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Milton Keynes Dons and Hull City

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Callum Paterson

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

121 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Middlesbrough take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Joep Willems never got going

5.75 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

120 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

11 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Tyler Onyango shuts the door

Defensive actions: 35, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Joaquín González

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 35 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Will Collar shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Callum Paterson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

119 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Carlos Riascos says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

118 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 19 and 4 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Djibril Sidibé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Djibril Sidibé, and the manager let it.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Sheffield

Sheffield left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

117 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Curtis Nelson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Curtis Nelson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Benji Wetshi out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Benji Wetshi, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

116 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Curtis Nelson says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Luke Daley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Bolton Wanderers

Bolton Wanderers left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Martim Dias wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Milton Keynes Dons know it.

In brief

115 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Martim Dias asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Callum Paterson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Callum Paterson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Burnley take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kane Wilson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Collins

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Djibril Sidibé

A mark of 3.58 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

114 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Djibril Sidibé wants more than Milton Keynes Dons are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Callum Paterson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Callum Paterson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

113 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Milton Keynes Dons

1‑3 against Cardiff City, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Huddersfield Town take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Collins

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Marvin Ekpiteta in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Costly mistake from Craig MacGillivray

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Craig MacGillivray knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

112 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Luke Daley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Callum Paterson rescues a point for Milton Keynes Dons

It needed Callum Paterson to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Leeds United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jake Rooney

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Callum Paterson finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Milton Keynes Dons have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

111 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Tyler Onyango’s goal not enough for Milton Keynes Dons

Tyler Onyango scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Newcastle United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of William Avognan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tyler Onyango

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Luke Daley

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Jake Rooney

Marked 5.52, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Callum Paterson

Marked 5.75, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Zain Silcott-Duberry runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

110 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 0‑5 beating by Queens Park Rangers was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

William Avognan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Callum Paterson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Joep Willems

Marked 5.47, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Callum Paterson never got going

5.72 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

109 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Tyler Onyango shuts the door

Defensive actions: 39, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Joaquín González

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Curtis Nelson

17 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Will Collar

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ben Wiles

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons see off Rotherham United

Three points for Milton Keynes Dons, 2‑0 the final word against Rotherham United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

Eyes on Rian Silver again

The phone has started ringing about Rian Silver again, and this time the name on the line is Preston. Milton Keynes Dons are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

No hiding place for Devonte Ferguson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Devonte Ferguson, and the manager let it.

In brief

108 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

25 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A hiding for Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑5 by Birmingham, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Daley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Milton Keynes Dons board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Connal Trueman lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

A long bet from Milton Keynes Dons on Benjamin Foster

He is 16, and nobody at Milton Keynes Dons signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons buy the years ahead of Nicholas Wright

He is 16, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

107 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

24 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑6 to Blackburn Rovers, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Connal Trueman

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons turn down Charlton Athletic for Rian Silver

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joaquín González gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Tyler Onyango

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

106 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 18

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luke Daley out for 54 days

The medical room confirms 54 days on the sidelines for Luke Daley, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Marvin Ekpiteta stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marvin Ekpiteta and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martim Dias

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons bring in an old head

William Avognan is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

105 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Gilbey

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Gilbey will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ben Barclay keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Curtis Nelson

52 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

104 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Daley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jonny Howson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

103 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Manuel Bouvet puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rushian Hepburn-Murphy commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 3 years.

In brief

102 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 18

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rian Silver is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

101 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Jonathan Atkinson confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Market

Alex Gilbey is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rian Silver asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Djibril Sidibé wants more than Milton Keynes Dons are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Jonny Howson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jonny Howson and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

100 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rian Silver is the real thing at 20

A season average of 6.51 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Milton Keynes Dons know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Connal Trueman keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons turn down Bolton Wanderers for Rian Silver

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Daley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

99 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Joep Willems's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

98 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 18 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Jon Mellish keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Milton Keynes Dons dugout

11 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Asher Agbinone signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Asher Agbinone commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 4 years.

Squad

Alex Gilbey asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

97 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Timothy Stewart is out at Milton Keynes Dons

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

Jonathan Atkinson takes charge at Milton Keynes Dons

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Alex Gilbey is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Will Collar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Luke Daley

123 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Jake Rooney signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jake Rooney and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 3 years.

Squad

Devonte Ferguson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$2.8M taken back off the Milton Keynes Dons table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

96 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tyler Onyango asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Curtis Nelson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Milton Keynes Dons, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

95 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Curtis Nelson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Max Howells gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

94 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 18 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Djibril Sidibé

17 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

93 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Gilbey

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Gilbey will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Craig MacGillivray keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

92 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

23 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑5 to Burnley, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Callan McKenna

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Djibril Sidibé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Djibril Sidibé, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Milton Keynes Dons

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Zain Silcott-Duberry runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Joaquín González still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Milton Keynes Dons would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

91 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Will Collar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Callan McKenna keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kane Wilson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Charlton Athletic

Charlton Athletic left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

90 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

21 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 18 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Callan McKenna

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Joep Willems hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Aaron Collins

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jake Rooney’s goal not enough for Milton Keynes Dons

Jake Rooney scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Huddersfield Town, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Jonny Howson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

89 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Callan McKenna keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Milton Keynes Dons boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Jack Sanders asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Gilbey

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Gilbey will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Milton Keynes Dons the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ipswich Town take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ben Wiles

Marked 8.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tyler Onyango

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

88 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

19 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 19, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Market

Tyler Onyango hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Preston

Preston left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Martim Dias wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Milton Keynes Dons know it.

In brief

87 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Will Collar asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ben Wiles

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Callum Paterson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Callum Paterson, and the manager let it.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons share the spoils with Reading

A 1‑1 draw with Reading leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aaron Collins

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

86 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons are in real trouble now

Position 18, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Connal Trueman: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Sheffield

Sheffield left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dan Crowley

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

85 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons

A 1‑5 beating by Wolverhampton was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Alex Gilbey has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Kane Wilson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kane Wilson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons count the cost of losing Dylan Fry

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles in the eights

A performance of 8.37 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Milton Keynes Dons

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

84 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tyler Onyango asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alex Gilbey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Aaron Collins signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Aaron Collins commits to Milton Keynes Dons for another 3 years.

In brief

83 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Market

Jack Sanders asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Harley O'Grady-Macken: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Milton Keynes Dons have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Bristol City

1‑2 to Bristol City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Djibril Sidibé

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Milton Keynes Dons lose Elliot Saba

41 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Wiles

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Callum Paterson

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Milton Keynes Dons were going nowhere until he came on.

In brief

82 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 18

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Callan McKenna keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Djibril Sidibé hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Curtis Nelson says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cardiff City take the points off Milton Keynes Dons

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martim Dias

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Callum Paterson never got going

5.44 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

81 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Market

Joep Willems asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Alex Gilbey has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonny Howson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonny Howson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tyler Onyango

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Home is on Joep Willems's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Costly mistake from Callan McKenna

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Callan McKenna knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

80 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Tyler Onyango puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Djibril Sidibé wants more than Milton Keynes Dons are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Djibril Sidibé stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Djibril Sidibé and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Djibril Sidibé was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Hull City

Hull City left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Collins

Marked 8.84 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Kane Wilson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kane Wilson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Callan McKenna

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Callan McKenna knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

79 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Milton Keynes Dons

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Callan McKenna

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Will Collar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Martim Dias hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nathaniel Méndez-Laing

Marked 8.83 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Home is on Martim Dias's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Djibril Sidibé brings the grey hairs Milton Keynes Dons lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Match

Nathaniel Méndez-Laing rescues a point for Milton Keynes Dons

It needed Nathaniel Méndez-Laing to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Middlesbrough, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

78 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons sink to position 18

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Will Collar asks to leave Milton Keynes Dons

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Callan McKenna

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Joep Willems keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Queens Park Rangers

1‑2 to Queens Park Rangers, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Gethin Jones gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons put Jack Sanders up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Jack Sanders may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

77 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

9 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jake Rooney keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Milton Keynes Dons may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aaron Collins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Rotherham United

Rotherham United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Callan McKenna gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dan Crowley knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Milton Keynes Dons, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Callum Paterson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Callum Paterson signs something — a contract at Milton Keynes Dons or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

76 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Milton Keynes Dons taken apart

0‑4 to West Ham United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Joep Willems puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Milton Keynes Dons, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joaquín González gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Milton Keynes Dons dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Callan McKenna lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Market

Milton Keynes Dons sign Elliot Saba, one for the future

Elliot Saba is 18, and Milton Keynes Dons have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Harvey Griffiths signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Harvey Griffiths and Milton Keynes Dons agree another 3 years.

In brief

75 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Callan McKenna

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Benji Wetshi says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Cleiton is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Milton Keynes Dons is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons come up short against Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Collins

Marked 8.99 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonny Howson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonny Howson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Dan Crowley in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

74 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Milton Keynes Dons

Position 18 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Jonny Howson says Milton Keynes Dons went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jack Sanders hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Milton Keynes Dons's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Milton Keynes Dons has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Tyler Onyango shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jack Sanders

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Aaron Collins in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Milton Keynes Dons this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ben Wiles runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Callum Paterson could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

73 Edition

The Milton Keynes Dons Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Milton Keynes Dons

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Milton Keynes Dons is running low.

Squad

Callan McKenna keeps Milton Keynes Dons in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Filip Frei hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Milton Keynes Dons can pretend not to have heard.

Match

5 matches without a win for Milton Keynes Dons

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Milton Keynes Dons are no longer polite ones.

Market

Filip Frei has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Milton Keynes Dons they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Milton Keynes Dons

Aaron Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Milton Keynes Dons against Burnley

1‑3 to Burnley, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dan Crowley

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Home is on Filip Frei's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Milton Keynes Dons are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief