Chamois Niortais

French Ligue 2
5 Sep 2029
Wednesday
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162 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Côme Fromager puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

So close: Ignazio Guerra’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Nimes moved on, Ignazio Guerra reports back to Chamois Niortais, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Valon Berisha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Rémi Pierre sends Chamois Niortais past Dijon

It finished 3‑2, and it was Rémi Pierre’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Chamois Niortais.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Chamois Niortais

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

One of those days for Franck Rivollier

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 8.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 8.40 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alessandro Berardi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Chamois Niortais Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

François Laine hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jérémie Lioka

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jérémie Lioka will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Valon Berisha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Franck Rivollier

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past Valenciennes

Valenciennes made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Thibault Bernard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Ignazio Guerra conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Stade Lavallois will make the call about Ignazio Guerra this week. Chamois Niortais have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Leny Koné has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Chamois Niortais will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

160 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Chamois Niortais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Warren Mountsangui asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Matthieu Cuirassier is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Valon Berisha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ignazio Guerra attracts admirers

The name of Ignazio Guerra has come up in conversations Chamois Niortais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 9.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Leny Koné

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leny Koné, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

The ground is getting bigger

The plans are signed off at a capacity of 3494. Decisions like this are judged twenty years later, by people who were not in the room when they were taken.

In brief

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The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Thimothé David asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Chamois Niortais make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Chamois Niortais have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Valon Berisha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

François Laine in the eights

A performance of 9.40 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Franck Rivollier in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

François Laine the difference as Chamois Niortais beat Tours

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: François Laine. 2‑1 against Tours, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

158 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Rémi Pierre leads the rout of Stade Lavallois

4‑0, and Rémi Pierre took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Chamois Niortais tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down FC Midtjylland for Robert André

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Côme Fromager hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ignazio Guerra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ignazio Guerra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Quentin Daubin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Quentin Daubin and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Valon Berisha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.93, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

François Laine in the eights

A performance of 9.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

157 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

François Laine hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jérémie Lioka

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jérémie Lioka will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

FC Midtjylland join the queue for Robert André

Add another name to the list: FC Midtjylland have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Robert André. The answer from Chamois Niortais has not changed — yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Valon Berisha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past João Queirós

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.56 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Robert André the difference as Chamois Niortais beat AC Ajaccio

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Robert André. 1‑0 against AC Ajaccio, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Mathis Coudour

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

156 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Chamois Niortais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Leny Koné hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Matthieu Cuirassier is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Valon Berisha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Julien Leroux conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: US Creteil will make the call about Julien Leroux this week. Chamois Niortais have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Thimothé David knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

155 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Thimothé David puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nicolas Laurent has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Valon Berisha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Jérémie Lioka

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Alessandro Berardi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alessandro Berardi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The François Laine story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until François Laine signs something — a contract at Chamois Niortais or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

154 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Côme Fromager asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Valon Berisha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Quentin Daubin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Quentin Daubin, and the manager let it.

Market

The Rémi Pierre story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rémi Pierre signs something — a contract at Chamois Niortais or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Alessandro Berardi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alessandro Berardi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

153 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Emmanuel Morel asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jérémie Lioka

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jérémie Lioka will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Chamois Niortais say no — this time

The offer from Sochaux for Nicolas Laurent was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Valon Berisha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Stade Lavallois expected to open talks for Ignazio Guerra

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Chamois Niortais will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

A season on the outside for Valon Berisha

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Chamois Niortais has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

152 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Chamois Niortais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Franck Rivollier puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Julien Leroux’s move to Bourg-Peronnas falls through

The deal that would have taken Julien Leroux to Bourg-Peronnas has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Chamois Niortais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont moves on

FC Lorient pay $220.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Nicolas Laurent attracts admirers

The name of Nicolas Laurent has come up in conversations Chamois Niortais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

151 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Thimothé David puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nicolas Laurent

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nicolas Laurent will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas join the queue for Julien Leroux

Add another name to the list: Bourg-Peronnas have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Julien Leroux. The answer from Chamois Niortais has not changed — yet.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Latrell Lewis

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Emmanuel Morel told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Emmanuel Morel has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Chamois Niortais.

In brief

150 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down Botafogo for João Queirós

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Côme Fromager hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ignazio Guerra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ignazio Guerra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Thimothé David’s move to FC Metz falls through

The deal that would have taken Thimothé David to FC Metz has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Chamois Niortais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Quentin Daubin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

149 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

It is over: Chamois Niortais are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Boardroom

Joseph Thomas has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Chamois Niortais can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Enzo Montet puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

François Laine raises the bar for Chamois Niortais

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Chamois Niortais heard it as anything else.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Thimothé David attracts admirers

The name of Thimothé David has come up in conversations Chamois Niortais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

$22.0M taken back off the Chamois Niortais table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Squad

Franck Rivollier knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

148 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Chamois Niortais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Chamois Niortais is running low.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alessandro Berardi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alessandro Berardi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The shop window has Alessandro Berardi in it

Chamois Niortais have let the market know Alessandro Berardi can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Warren Mountsangui has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Chamois Niortais that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

147 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thimothé David asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Nicolas Laurent has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Jablonský knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The François Laine question follows Chamois Niortais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with François Laine’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The shop window has Franck Rivollier in it

Chamois Niortais have let the market know Franck Rivollier can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

146 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Chamois Niortais

Position 18 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Côme Fromager hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ignazio Guerra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

François Morin out for 23 days

The medical room confirms 23 days on the sidelines for François Morin, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

The Rémi Pierre question follows Chamois Niortais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Rémi Pierre’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

145 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Warren Mountsangui puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

144 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Chamois Niortais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Emmanuel Morel asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

143 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thimothé David asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing François Laine

24 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Nicolas Laurent is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Quentin Daubin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Franck Rivollier knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Franck Rivollier trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

142 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Chamois Niortais sink to position 18

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Côme Fromager hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ignazio Guerra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Franck Rivollier

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

David Jablonský gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

141 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Market

Alessandro Berardi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Robert André signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Robert André commits to Chamois Niortais for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Stade Brestois

0‑1 to Stade Brestois, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Latrell Lewis

17 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Mathis Coudour gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Chamois Niortais lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

In brief

140 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

David Jablonský says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Chamois Niortais

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Rayan Souici asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Robert André signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Robert André commits to Chamois Niortais for another 4 years.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against AJ Auxerre

AJ Auxerre left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez never got going

3.90 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

139 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Emmanuel Morel asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

François Laine out for 54 days

The medical room confirms 54 days on the sidelines for François Laine, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Nicolas Laurent has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

9 goals and a season average of 7.41 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.76, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Didier Giraud gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Côme Fromager

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

138 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Chamois Niortais sink to position 18

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Côme Fromager puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Franck Rivollier

50 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

9 goals and a season average of 7.31. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

137 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Leonardo Tavares hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jean-Luc Dupont

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jean-Luc Dupont will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Olympique de Marseille take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Latrell Lewis out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Latrell Lewis, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

136 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

David Jablonský puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Chamois Niortais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

5 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Laurent Fernandez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Laurent Fernandez and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Paris Saint-Germain

Paris Saint-Germain left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Louis Bury gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

135 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Emmanuel Morel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.19, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

8 goals and a season average of 7.40 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Franck Rivollier in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Franck Rivollier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and RC Strasbourg

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

134 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Chamois Niortais

Position 18 and 17 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Côme Fromager asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rémi Pierre out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Rémi Pierre, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Ignazio Guerra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Stade Rennais

Stade Rennais left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

9 goals and a season average of 7.33. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

133 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Thimothé David puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

FC Lorient take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Latrell Lewis

81 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

No place for Quentin Daubin on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Chamois Niortais pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

132 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Enzo Montet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rémi Pierre

8 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and Monaco

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Robert André leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

131 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chamsedin Kouranfal asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chamois Niortais say no — this time

The offer from Valenciennes for Ignazio Guerra was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from François Laine

Marked 9.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past FC Nantes

FC Nantes made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Quentin Daubin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

7 goals and a season average of 7.34 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Robert André leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

130 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Chamois Niortais are in real trouble now

Position 18, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Quentin Daubin says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

8 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Market

Warren Mountsangui hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Business is business: Nime Sacko goes

Clermont Foot paid $1.2M and Chamois Niortais took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Laurent Fernandez’s goal not enough for Chamois Niortais

Laurent Fernandez scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to LOSC Lille, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

François Laine in the eights

A performance of 8.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

129 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Côme Fromager hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Louis Bury is a Chamois Niortais player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.87, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

João Queirós in the eights

A performance of 8.63 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

128 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chamois Niortais say no — this time

The offer from Olympique Lyonnais for Rémi Pierre was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Mathis Coudour asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

João Queirós signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” João Queirós commits to Chamois Niortais for another 3 years.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Quentin Daubin is a Chamois Niortais player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Valenciennes join the queue for Ignazio Guerra

Add another name to the list: Valenciennes have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ignazio Guerra. The answer from Chamois Niortais has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

127 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Ignazio Guerra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

RC Lens take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Robert André in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nime Sacko keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Mouhamed Souare stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mouhamed Souare and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Simon Dia gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

126 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Chamois Niortais are in real trouble now

Position 17, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Thimothé David asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from João Queirós

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Rémi Gaillard

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Chamois Niortais and Angers SCO take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

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18 Dec 2028
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Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Toulouse FC

Toulouse FC left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Laurent Benoit

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nime Sacko

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

5 past Didier Giraud

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 3 saves does not settle it either way.

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The Chamois Niortais Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mathis Coudour hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Stade Brestois

Stade Brestois left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Didier Giraud

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Didier Giraud, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Thibault Bernard in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Thimothé David signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thimothé David and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

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4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Côme Fromager puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

François Laine in the eights

A performance of 8.80 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Robert André in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for David Jablonský

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Jablonský, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and AJ Auxerre

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Leonardo Tavares stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Leonardo Tavares and Chamois Niortais agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Costly mistake from Didier Giraud

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Didier Giraud knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

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122 Edition

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27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chamois Niortais sink to position 17

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Nime Sacko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais get the job done against Le Havre AC

A 2‑1 win over Le Havre AC, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.54 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Chamsedin Kouranfal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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121 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Chamois Niortais out

Out, 2‑4 to Stade Rennais, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

5 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Enzo Ketterle keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

François Laine’s goal not enough for Chamois Niortais

François Laine scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to OGC Nice, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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120 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 3‑7 by Olympique de Marseille, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Chamsedin Kouranfal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Leonardo Tavares

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Leonardo Tavares will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A long afternoon for Didier Giraud

Beaten 7 times, with 5 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Chamois Niortais dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Chamois Niortais lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

119 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Franck Rivollier asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Paris Saint-Germain

Paris Saint-Germain left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Laurent Fernandez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The François Laine question follows Chamois Niortais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with François Laine’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Laurent Fernandez

A mark of 5.58 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

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118 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Chamois Niortais

Position 17 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

João Queirós’s goal not enough for Chamois Niortais

João Queirós scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to RC Strasbourg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of João Queirós

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The one thing Nime Sacko could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

117 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Laurent Benoit puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past Stade Rennais

Stade Rennais made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Thibault Bernard in the eights

A performance of 8.65 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for David Jablonský

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Jablonský, and the manager let it.

Squad

Robert André knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Thimothé David

A mark of 5.74 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

116 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Enzo Ketterle hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leonardo Tavares: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Brunnel Tutuana

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Brunnel Tutuana will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against FC Lorient

0‑2 to FC Lorient, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Robert André

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert André, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

115 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑3 by Monaco, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Jérémie Lioka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Benoit

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Benoit, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bryan Nouvier and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Inquest at Chamois Niortais

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Thibault Bernard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nime Sacko leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

114 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chamsedin Kouranfal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rayan Souici keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Robert André in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bryan Nouvier and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

Match

Chamois Niortais and FC Nantes take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Laurent Fernandez

A mark of 4.13 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

The one thing Rémi Pierre could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

113 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Nowhere to hide for Chamois Niortais

2‑7 against LOSC Lille, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Cup progress for Chamois Niortais

A 2‑1 win over AJ Auxerre, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Laurent Benoit asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexis Busin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jean-Luc Guillot

Marked 8.21 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for João Queirós

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

112 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Enzo Ketterle hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose François Laine

42 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Olympique Lyonnais

3‑4 to Olympique Lyonnais, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

111 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Nime Sacko asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 8.55 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Franck Rivollier

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Franck Rivollier, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and Paris FC

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Chamsedin Kouranfal has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Chamois Niortais will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

110 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Valenciennes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chamois Niortais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Didier Giraud

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Didier Giraud knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Chamois Niortais and RC Lens take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

The one thing Rémi Pierre could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

109 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Laurent Benoit hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samba Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samba Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Angers SCO take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Valenciennes join the queue for Ignazio Guerra

Add another name to the list: Valenciennes have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ignazio Guerra. The answer from Chamois Niortais has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Didier Giraud lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Noam Bonnet's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Chamois Niortais will not try tonight.

Squad

Emmanuel Morel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

108 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down FC Nantes for Laurent Benoit

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Enzo Ketterle hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

João Queirós’s goal not enough for Chamois Niortais

João Queirós scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Toulouse FC, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.89 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Laurent Fernandez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Chamois Niortais board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

Market

Chamois Niortais buy the years ahead of Vincent Dupuy

He is 16, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

107 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nime Sacko asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jean-Luc Dupont says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Eyes on Laurent Benoit again

The phone has started ringing about Laurent Benoit again, and this time the name on the line is FC Nantes. Chamois Niortais are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Enzo Montet

26 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Laurent Benoit knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Laurent Benoit trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

106 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rayan Souici signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rayan Souici and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years.

Squad

Laurent Benoit asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

David Jablonský brings the grey hairs Chamois Niortais lacked

At 37, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Market

The Laurent Benoit question follows Chamois Niortais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Laurent Benoit’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

105 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Laurent Benoit puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Enzo Montet: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gabriel Adam

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gabriel Adam will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

104 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Enzo Ketterle puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Laurent Benoit

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

103 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nime Sacko asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Enzo Montet

57 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

102 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simon Dia

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

101 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Laurent Benoit puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Gabriel Adam is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Enzo Montet stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Enzo Montet and Chamois Niortais agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Ignazio Guerra attracts admirers

The name of Ignazio Guerra has come up in conversations Chamois Niortais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

100 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ignazio Guerra gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rayan Souici knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Rayan Souici trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

99 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Chamois Niortais sell their best player to LOSC Lille

$22.2M is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Laurent Benoit knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Laurent Benoit trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Mathis Coudour gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

98 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Chamsedin Kouranfal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Rémi Pierre’s move to Paris Saint-Germain falls through

The deal that would have taken Rémi Pierre to Paris Saint-Germain has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Chamois Niortais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Alexis Busin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ignazio Guerra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ignazio Guerra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rayan Souici

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

97 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Laurent Benoit hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down Olympique de Marseille for Bruno Arnaud

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Olympique Lyonnais watching Rémi Pierre

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Chamois Niortais have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gabriel Adam

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gabriel Adam will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rayan Souici in trouble away from the ground

Every paper's favourite story and every manager's least. What happened is being dealt with internally, which is the phrase clubs use when they would rather nobody asked again.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Rayan Souici

41 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

96 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Bruno Arnaud hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Côme Fromager: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Bruno Arnaud is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Chamois Niortais will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

In brief

95 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Simon Dia keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

94 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rayan Souici says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ignazio Guerra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ignazio Guerra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

93 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Julien Vincent: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Rayan Souici

70 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

92 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Laurent Benoit asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ignazio Guerra

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Julien Vincent asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

François Laine linked with a move away

The name of François Laine keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Chamois Niortais say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Víctor Álvarez still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Chamois Niortais would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

91 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Víctor Álvarez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Víctor Álvarez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Mouhamed Souare

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mouhamed Souare, and the manager let it.

In brief

90 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mouhamed Souare: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ignazio Guerra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ignazio Guerra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

89 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No mercy from Chamois Niortais

Tours will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Chamois Niortais were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.58 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Rayan Souici out for 100 days

The medical room confirms 100 days on the sidelines for Rayan Souici, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thibault Bernard

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Chamois Niortais sign Leonardo Tavares, one for the future

Leonardo Tavares is 20, and Chamois Niortais have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

88 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mathis Coudour: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.56 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 8.83 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 8.55 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bruno Arnaud

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.40, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Laurent Fernandez rescues a point for Chamois Niortais

It needed Laurent Fernandez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against AJ Auxerre, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

87 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Noam Bonnet keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nime Sacko sends Chamois Niortais past FC Nantes

It finished 2‑1, and it was Nime Sacko’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Chamois Niortais.

Player ratings

Bruno Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Bruno Arnaud

11 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

86 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chamois Niortais tear LOSC Lille apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against LOSC Lille, and it could have been more.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rémi Pierre

14 goals and a season average of 7.51 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Bruno Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Laurent Fernandez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

85 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

12 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Olympique Lyonnais

Olympique Lyonnais left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chamois Niortais get the job done against Paris FC

A 2‑1 win over Paris FC, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

8 goals and a season average of 7.32 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rayan Souici

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

François Laine linked with a move away

The name of François Laine keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Chamois Niortais say nothing, which says plenty.

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28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ignazio Guerra keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Víctor Álvarez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Bruno Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.69, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Laurent Fernandez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

François Laine is carrying Chamois Niortais

7 goals and a season average of 7.28. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Chamois Niortais and RC Lens take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

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21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuel Morel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

11 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and Angers SCO

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Rayan Souici

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Rayan Souici.

Player ratings

The one thing François Laine could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

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14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bryan Nouvier says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against FC Lorient

3‑4 to FC Lorient, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Bruno Arnaud in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rémi Pierre

9 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.49, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 8.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Julien Vincent

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Julien Vincent, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Rayan Souici never got going

5.10 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

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7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Víctor Álvarez asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Bruno Arnaud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Monaco

1‑2 to Monaco, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rayan Souici gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marc Arnaud out for 23 days

The medical room confirms 23 days on the sidelines for Marc Arnaud, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

François Laine is carrying Chamois Niortais

6 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

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31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down Olympique Lyonnais for Rémi Pierre

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Simon Dia hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jérémie Lioka shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Bruno Arnaud

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past FC Metz

FC Metz made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

78 Edition

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24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Louis Bury hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Ignazio Guerra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Gabriel Adam says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Dijon come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chamois Niortais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Le Havre AC

1‑3 to Le Havre AC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Benoit

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Benoit, and the manager let it.

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17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thibault Morel sold, and an era ends

$6.9M from OGC Nice for Thibault Morel. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Thimothé David: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rémi Pierre

9 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Dijon watching Warren Mountsangui

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Chamois Niortais have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Laurent Fernandez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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The Chamois Niortais Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

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Bruno Arnaud shuts the door

Defensive actions: 36, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Enzo Montet says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Chamois Niortais

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Chamois Niortais will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

No place for Simon Dia in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Simon Dia has his answer from Chamois Niortais; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Alexis Busin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

75 Edition

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3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑3 by Paris Saint-Germain, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Chamois Niortais say no — this time

The offer from RC Lens for Rémi Pierre was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas watching Ignazio Guerra

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Chamois Niortais have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Julien Vincent

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Chamois Niortais dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Warren Mountsangui signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Warren Mountsangui and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Costly mistake from Didier Giraud

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Didier Giraud knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

74 Edition

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27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑4 by RC Strasbourg, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bryan Nouvier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Chamois Niortais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

6 goals and a season average of 7.28 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Robert André leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Laurent Benoit asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

73 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Chamois Niortais

A 1‑5 beating by Toulouse FC was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thibault Bernard is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.03 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Chamois Niortais know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Inquest at Chamois Niortais

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

72 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Laurent Fernandez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Ignazio Guerra keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vincent Bernard

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vincent Bernard will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 9.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Laurent Fernandez the difference as Chamois Niortais beat Tours

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Laurent Fernandez. 4‑2 against Tours, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.60, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Simon Dia signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Dia and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

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71 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Warren Mountsangui

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Warren Mountsangui will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past AJ Auxerre

AJ Auxerre made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

8 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Didier Giraud gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Laurent Fernandez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Côme Fromager

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The armband comes off Bruno Arnaud

Chamois Niortais will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

70 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Thibault Morel stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Thibault Morel and Chamois Niortais agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

6 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and FC Nantes

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Simon Dia runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nime Sacko leaves them behind him
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Rémi Pierre
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22 Nov 2027
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Market

Fabio Simões Ribeiro has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Thibault Bernard is already the best thing here

An average of 7.01 in a first team he is several years too young for. Chamois Niortais have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against LOSC Lille

2‑3 to LOSC Lille, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

In brief

68 Edition

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15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vincent Bernard is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Olympique Lyonnais

2‑4 to Olympique Lyonnais, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.75, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Still no ink between Chamois Niortais and Laurent Benoit

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Chamois Niortais, another week without a signature from Laurent Benoit.

Squad

François Laine is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

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Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

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Bruno Arnaud's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Chamois Niortais needed to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jérémie Lioka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

67 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Warren Mountsangui is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thibault Bernard signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thibault Bernard and Chamois Niortais agree another 5 years.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Chamois Niortais share the spoils with Paris FC

A 1‑1 draw with Paris FC leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

4 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

66 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Chamois Niortais see off RC Lens

Three points for Chamois Niortais, 2‑1 the final word against RC Lens in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Thimothé David signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thimothé David commits to Chamois Niortais for another 3 years.

In brief

65 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Vincent Bernard: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Fabio Simões Ribeiro

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Fabio Simões Ribeiro will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thibault Bernard is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Chamois Niortais know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from François Laine

Marked 9.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Chamois Niortais and Angers SCO take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

64 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vincent Bernard

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vincent Bernard will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chamois Niortais count the cost of losing Alexis Busin

39 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.50 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

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Thibault Bernard in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

63 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Warren Mountsangui

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Warren Mountsangui will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Bruno Arnaud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Monaco take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Laurent Benoit gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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Rémi Pierre keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

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Laurent Fernandez keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Jérémie Lioka asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief