4 Nov 2027
Thursday
Process
66 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Lorenzo Alfonso keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
65 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 32 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

A European lesson for Noah

1‑3 against Standard Liege. Continental football is unforgiving about the things a domestic league lets a side get away with, and this was a night spent finding out which of those the club still has.

Market

Lorenzo Alfonso asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.44. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gor Manvelyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

David Sualehe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Valentin Costache is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.32 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

64 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Nermin Zolotić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nermin Zolotić, and the manager let it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Héctor Espínola

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

62 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Héctor Espínola

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A European lesson for Noah

1‑2 against Fenerbahce. Continental football is unforgiving about the things a domestic league lets a side get away with, and this was a night spent finding out which of those the club still has.

Squad

Sokrat Hovhannisyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Imran Oulad Omar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The Gonçalo Gregório talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

61 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Héctor Espínola

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 32 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

60 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Héctor Espínola damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Imran Oulad Omar lights up a European night for Noah

3‑2 against Universitatea Craiova, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Imran Oulad Omar was at the centre of the description.

Squad

Sokrat Hovhannisyan keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

8 unbeaten for Noah

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Noah did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valentin Costache at his very best

Marked 9.01. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.95. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gor Manvelyan at his very best

Marked 8.54. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

In brief

59 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Noah Franke says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hayk Khachatryan gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Hayk Khachatryan has just signed for Noah, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

58 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Mario González goes

Ararat-Armenia paid $430.0K and Noah took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, David Sualehe plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Gonçalo Gregório talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

57 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 32 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Eid Al-Hammadi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

56 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Héctor Espínola keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

55 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Misak Hakobyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Héctor Espínola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

54 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Roman Barchuk is a Noah player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nermin Zolotić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Eid Al-Hammadi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Gonçalo Gregório talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

53 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah up to position 2

32 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gor Manvelyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

52 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sergey Muradyan says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

51 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Noah sell Gevorg Bayramyan for $10.0K

Gevorg Bayramyan has left for Gandzasar in a $10.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

In brief

50 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

106% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No hiding place for Nermin Zolotić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nermin Zolotić, and the manager let it.

Squad

Noah keep their word to Mario González

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

The Gonçalo Gregório talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Noah and Artur Movsesyan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Noah put Noah Franke up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Noah Franke may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Loan watch

Van cannot leave Nathanael Saintini out

18 starts and an average of 6.70. He went there to play and he is playing, which is the only thing a loan was ever for.

In brief

49 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 32 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Gonçalo Silva hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gor Manvelyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

48 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothy Fayulu

85 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Mario González puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sokrat Hovhannisyan is a Noah player

The fee is $84.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Shirak drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valentin Costache at his very best

Marked 8.80. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

In brief

47 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothy Fayulu

92 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The cup run ends for Noah

1‑1 against Alashkert, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Héctor Espínola decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nermin Zolotić yet — 8.21

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gustavo Sangaré

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.40, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Marin Jakoliš

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

In brief

46 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothy Fayulu

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $930.0K sale of Dani Figueira

He is going to Ararat, the club has $930.0K it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Gonçalo Gregório

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Business is business: Dani Figueira goes

Ararat paid $930.0K and Noah took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Business is business: Aram Khamoyan goes

Ararat paid $490.0K and Noah took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.69, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

45 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothy Fayulu

106 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 26 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Imran Oulad Omar breaks Alashkert hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Imran Oulad Omar scored in the 89th minute, Alashkert had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Noah took the lot.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Gandzasar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A move Lorenzo Alfonso would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Lorenzo Alfonso is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

44 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Timothy Fayulu damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Noah run riot against Ararat

5‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Gonçalo Gregório scores twice — 8.59

Two goals and a mark of 8.59 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as Noah and Ararat go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Noah and Ararat, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.93. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

43 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Timothy Fayulu damages knee ligaments — 123 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 123 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Van

0‑1 to Van, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Home is on Eid Al-Hammadi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

42 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Timothy Fayulu damages knee ligaments — 130 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 130 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dani Figueira

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Hovhannes Harutyunyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Eid Al-Hammadi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gonçalo Gregório at his very best

Marked 8.84. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Match

Noah see off Pyunik

Three points for Noah, 1‑0 the final word against Pyunik in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

41 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Timothy Fayulu damages knee ligaments — 137 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 137 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Noah up to position 2

17 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Valentin Costache at his very best

Marked 9.15. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Match

Valentin Costache sends Noah past Gandzasar

It finished 2‑1, and it was Valentin Costache’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Loan watch

Alexey Ploschadny counts the days

“I watch every Noah game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Dila runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gonçalo Gregório

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gor Manvelyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

40 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Timothy Fayulu damages knee ligaments — 144 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 144 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Gonçalo Gregório was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Gonçalo Gregório in the eights

A performance of 8.19 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Mario González

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mario González, and the manager let it.

In brief

39 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Takuto Oshima

31 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.34. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Noah see off Ararat-Armenia

Three points for Noah, 2‑0 the final word against Ararat-Armenia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Noah. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergey Muradyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

38 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Fayulu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Urartu

0‑1 to Urartu, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Wages eat 122% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Valentin Costache named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Valentin Costache has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Valentin Costache

6 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

An afternoon Marin Jakoliš will want back

Marked 5.53. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

37 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Viacheslav Afyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 9.37 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gonçalo Gregório

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Valentin Costache sends Noah past Shirak

It finished 1‑0, and it was Valentin Costache’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Alexey Ploschadny has seen enough of Dila

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Noah, and 4 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

36 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 8 of the 35 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Market

Eid Al-Hammadi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yeferson Contreras signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yeferson Contreras and Noah agree another 4 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Takuto Oshima

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Alashkert

0‑2 to Alashkert, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

35 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dani Figueira: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.85, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Héctor Espínola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Noah find a way past Ararat

Ararat made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gustavo Sangaré

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

34 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Héctor Espínola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Oscar Page at Noah

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Oscar Page is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Imran Oulad Omar sends Noah past Van

It finished 2‑1, and it was Imran Oulad Omar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.96 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Gonçalo Gregório was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Wages eat 124% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

33 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Noah

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Alexey Ploschadny has seen enough of Dila

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Noah, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Takuto Oshima

7.71, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Noah had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

32 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Héctor Espínola stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Héctor Espínola and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

6 academy players handed senior numbers at Noah

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mario González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Noah promote Gevorg Bayramyan from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Gevorg Bayramyan has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Ararat Khachatryan joins the Noah first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ararat Khachatryan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Artur Movsisyan steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Artur Movsisyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

31 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

30 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Héctor Espínola

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Héctor Espínola, and the manager let it.

In brief

29 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Takuto Oshima

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Takuto Oshima, and the manager let it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Héctor Espínola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

27 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

26 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Héctor Espínola out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Eyes on Nathanael Saintini again

The phone has started ringing about Nathanael Saintini again, and this time the name on the line is Van. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Boardroom

Wages eat 152% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gor Manvelyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Eid Al-Hammadi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

25 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Héctor Espínola breaks a bone — 98 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 98 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

24 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Van come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Oscar Page at Noah

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Oscar Page is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Eric Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yeferson Contreras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório linked with a move away

The name of Gonçalo Gregório keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

23 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pyunik come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Alexey Ploschadny at Noah

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alexey Ploschadny is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Eyes on Nathanael Saintini again

The phone has started ringing about Nathanael Saintini again, and this time the name on the line is Pyunik. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Timothy Fayulu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Junior Vargas out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Junior Vargas, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

22 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Erik Holt signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Erik Holt commits to Noah for another 3 years.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

21 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yeferson Contreras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Timothy Fayulu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

20 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Fayulu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Noah sign Oscar Page, one for the future

Oscar Page is 20, and Noah have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

19 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

7 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

18 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Junior Vargas

59 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Wages eat 287% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

17 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Timothy Fayulu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Timothy Fayulu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

16 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório linked with a move away

The name of Gonçalo Gregório keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

15 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yeferson Contreras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Takuto Oshima asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

14 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Fayulu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 287% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Dani Figueira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

13 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Héctor Espínola in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Timothy Fayulu's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

12 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Yeferson Contreras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório linked with a move away

The name of Gonçalo Gregório keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

11 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bader Kabli is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Bader Kabli gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Bader Kabli has just signed for Noah, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

10 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 395% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

9 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Attila Németh gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Attila Németh has just signed for Noah, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yeferson Contreras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

8 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Fayulu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório linked with a move away

The name of Gonçalo Gregório keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

7 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Héctor Espínola in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Hélder Ferreira linked with a move away

The name of Hélder Ferreira keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

6 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Héctor Espínola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

241% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

5 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timothy Fayulu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Héctor Espínola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

4 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Noah

0‑1 against Ararat, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Pyunik come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Aram Khamoyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Imran Oulad Omar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artem Avanesyan

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Timothy Fayulu lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

The one thing Misak Hakobyan could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

3 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah turn down BKMA for Nathanael Saintini

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Noah sell Arthur Coneglian for $120.0K

Arthur Coneglian has left for Shirak in a $120.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hovhannes Harutyunyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Hélder Ferreira linked with a move away

The name of Hélder Ferreira keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Héctor Espínola still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Noah would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

2 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matheus Aiás sold, and an era ends

$4.4M from Nagoya Grampus for Matheus Aiás. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Olimpija Ljubljana for Mario González was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $4.4M sale of Matheus Aiás

He is going to Nagoya Grampus, the club has $4.4M it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Squad

Takuto Oshima signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Takuto Oshima and Noah agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Timothy Fayulu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

1 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah turn down Zamalek for Matheus Aiás

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Imran Oulad Omar commits to Noah for another 4 years.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hélder Ferreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Nathanael Saintini attracts admirers

The name of Nathanael Saintini has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Nobody at Noah has picked up the phone to Imran Oulad Omar

49 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief