Noah U20

19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Omar Achouitar

65 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Alexey Tataev

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Alexey Tataev.

Market

The clock does Alexey Tataev’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Noah could ask drops and the wages Alexey Tataev can ask rise.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Omar Achouitar damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Noah out of the cup

Urartu ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Francesco Dell'Aquila has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Oliver Strunz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oliver Strunz and Noah agree another 2 years.

Match

The wait goes on for Noah

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

$919.9K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

631 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Omar Achouitar damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Noah

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Noah is running low.

In brief

630 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Boakye out for 56 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Omar Achouitar damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rhys Youlley attracts admirers

The name of Rhys Youlley has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Alashkert expected to open talks for Francesco Dell'Aquila

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom 104% of the income goes out in wages at Noah
  • Market The shop window has Fredrik Røsten in it
629 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Boakye out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Omar Achouitar

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Francesco Dell'Aquila attracts admirers

The name of Francesco Dell'Aquila has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francesco Dell'Aquila is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Noah lose Artak Hovhannisyan

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The terraces

The stands have heard the Francesco Dell'Aquila talk too

What was a back-page story is now a matter for the terraces, and the terraces do not do nuance. Noah would like it dealt with before it becomes the only question anybody asks.

In brief

628 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Boakye out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Omar Achouitar

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Noah turn down Shirak for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Egor Khralenkov says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michael Brown

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michael Brown will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Eric Boakye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at Noah
  • Boardroom The Noah debt reaches $48.8M
  • Market Still no signature from Alexey Tataev
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
627 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 80 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 80 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Omar Achouitar

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Aleksei Demidov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eric Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

The owner puts $898.9K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

626 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 87 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 87 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Omar Achouitar

118 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Oliver Wood: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Noah
  • Boardroom Wages eat 123% of everything Noah earn
  • Market The shop window has Fredrik Røsten in it
625 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kelvin Winstersheim

153 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mateo Burgan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

624 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 101 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 101 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Zdravko Iliev says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michael Brown

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michael Brown will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Noah debt reaches $48.9M
  • Market Mateo Burgan placed on the list
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • Market Still no signature from Mateo Burgan
623 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Boakye out for 108 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Karen Grigoryan damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Noah taken apart

1‑4 to BKMA, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Artur Sarkisov has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Noah can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Shirak for Rhys Youlley was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Strunz yet — 8.68

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Omar Achouitar says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

An order from above at Noah: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

In brief

  • Squad Gor Manvelyan signs on for more
  • Boardroom $863.9K of the owner's money at Noah
  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Tom Wingate
622 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 116 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 116 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Karen Grigoryan damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Eyes on Rhys Youlley again

The phone has started ringing about Rhys Youlley again, and this time the name on the line is Shirak. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Ararat-Armenia

0‑2 to Ararat-Armenia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jacob Hanson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 124% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Henrik Olsen

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mateo Burgan is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Noah has been clear about where Mateo Burgan stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

621 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 123 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 123 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Noah march on in the cup

Shirak are out and Noah go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Zdravko Iliev

31 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Henrik Olsen at 21 — 9.13

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Henrik Olsen did not need any: 9.13, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nicolò Calabrese, 33, rolls back the years — 8.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.80 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Paul Spencer was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

620 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Théo Le Normand breaks a bone — 77 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 77 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Théo Le Normand puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rhys Youlley yet — 7.86

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Noah

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rhys Youlley is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Alexey Tataev shuts the door

Defensive actions: 17, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nicolò Calabrese

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

619 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Théo Le Normand breaks a bone — 84 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 84 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Noah turn down Shirak for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Marcin Jozwiak hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rhys Youlley in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$847.0K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Alashkert

1‑2 to Alashkert, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

618 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Karen Grigoryan damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Théo Le Normand out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Ararat

0‑1 to Ararat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

109% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

617 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Karen Grigoryan damages knee ligaments — 120 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 120 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Théo Le Normand breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Rhys Youlley falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jacob Hanson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tom Wingate

Marked 8.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Francesco Dell'Aquila

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • Match Noah share the spoils with Van
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • Market Still no signature from Marcin Jozwiak
616 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

128 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Théo Le Normand out for 108 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Oliver Strunz, 37, rolls back the years — 8.67

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.67 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tom Wingate the difference as Noah beat Pyunik

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tom Wingate. 2‑1 against Pyunik, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

615 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

135 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 34, rolls back the years — 8.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.93 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Marcin Jozwiak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Michael Brown says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Noah get the job done against Gandzasar

A 1‑0 win over Gandzasar, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $48.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Paul Spencer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

614 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karen Grigoryan

142 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Francesco Dell'Aquila

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rhys Youlley is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $801.2K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against BKMA

0‑2 to BKMA, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • Squad Mher Tarloyan gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Inquest at Noah
  • Boardroom 101% of the income goes out in wages at Noah
  • Player ratings An afternoon Tom Wingate will want back
613 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Tom Wingate in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

When it matters, Eric Boakye plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Ararat-Armenia

A 1‑1 draw with Ararat-Armenia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

612 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Tom Wingate wins it after the whistle should have gone

92 minutes played. Tom Wingate found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Urartu went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Nicolò Calabrese, 33, rolls back the years — 8.99

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.99 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tom Wingate sends Noah past Urartu

It finished 2‑1, and it was Tom Wingate’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tom Wingate at his very best

Marked 8.59. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Squad

No hiding place for Malo Le Bolay

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Malo Le Bolay, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Henrik Olsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Oliver Strunz plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

611 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Johan Martínez, 33, rolls back the years — 8.77

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.77 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rhys Youlley falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Johan Martínez the difference as Noah beat Shirak

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Johan Martínez. 2‑0 against Shirak, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Nicolò Calabrese

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tom Wingate

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mateo Burgan at his very best

Marked 8.31. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $48.4M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

610 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 34, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Oliver Wood says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Rhys Youlley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rhys Youlley and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $769.3K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Player ratings

Johan Martínez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Tom Wingate

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Tom Wingate.

In brief

  • Boardroom 85% of the income goes out in wages at Noah
  • Match Honours even between Noah and Alashkert
  • Player ratings Tom Wingate leaves them behind him
609 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Francesco Dell'Aquila yet — 8.66

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.66 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Hanson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Hanson, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Johan Martínez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Noah

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Match

Honours even between Noah and Ararat

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

  • Player ratings Tom Wingate leaves them behind him
  • Player ratings Oliver Strunz runs at them all day
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Oleg Trofimov
608 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Rhys Youlley

Defensive actions: 29. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 34, rolls back the years — 8.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.92 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Rhys Youlley was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolò Calabrese is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah see off Van

Three points for Noah, 2‑0 the final word against Van in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

No hiding place for Francesco Dell'Aquila

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francesco Dell'Aquila, and the manager let it.

In brief

607 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Malo Le Bolay

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Francesco Dell'Aquila yet — 8.48

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.48 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

4 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Pyunik

1‑2 to Pyunik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Eric Boakye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eric Boakye, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $47.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

606 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tom Wingate signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tom Wingate and Noah agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

10 academy players handed senior numbers at Noah

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Boardroom

The owner puts $683.6K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Market

Edgar Hovhannisyan steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Edgar Hovhannisyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Noah promote Robert Mkhitaryan from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Robert Mkhitaryan has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Levon Karapetyan steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Levon Karapetyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

605 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rhys Youlley falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mateo Burgan wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

604 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

603 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Levon Sarkisov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Henrik Olsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $47.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Noah

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

602 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver Strunz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oliver Strunz and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Francesco Dell'Aquila was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eric Boakye falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $663.1K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vahan Grigoryan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Ararat-Armenia expected to open talks for Levon Sarkisov

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

601 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah turn down Shirak for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Francesco Dell'Aquila gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marcin Jozwiak wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

Market

Experience through the door at Noah

Théo Le Normand arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

600 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Levon Movsisyan

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Noah

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Noah is running low.

Market

Aram Ghazaryan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Omar Achouitar gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Omar Achouitar has just signed for Noah, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Henrik Olsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

599 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Levon Movsisyan damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Francesco Dell'Aquila falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jacob Hanson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $47.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

598 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Levon Movsisyan damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Rhys Youlley was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tom Wingate

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Ararat-Armenia are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Noah and Vahan Grigoryan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

597 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Levon Movsisyan damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Noah spell it out for Artur Sarkisov

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Artur Sarkisov has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Noah turn down Shirak for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

The season belongs to Nicolò Calabrese

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Noah have had the benefit of it.

Boardroom

An order from above at Noah: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Eric Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ararat-Armenia join the queue for Levon Sarkisov

Add another name to the list: Ararat-Armenia have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Levon Sarkisov. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Boardroom

$643.0K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

596 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Arman Hovhannisyan

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

595 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arman Hovhannisyan damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $47.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

594 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Mher Tarloyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mher Tarloyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francesco Dell'Aquila

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

593 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

14 seasons of Gor Manvelyan

299 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Noah know what they have.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gor Manvelyan commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Mousa Meunier would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mousa Meunier is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

$587.0K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Market

A long bet from Noah on Mousa Meunier

He is 20, and nobody at Noah signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Boardroom

$101.4K a year onto the Noah books

A new partner, a signature and a photograph nobody will remember. It funds a fortnight of wages, which is more than most headlines on this page can say for themselves.

Market

Still no signature from Vahan Grigoryan

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Noah could get for him.

Market

Noah and Mousa Meunier are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

  • Market The shop window has Álbaro Polo in it
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
592 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

591 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rhys Youlley in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $47.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Noah sign Marcin Jozwiak, one for the future

Marcin Jozwiak is 19, and Noah have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

590 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mher Tarloyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Noah will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Boardroom

Vahan Movsisyan signs for BKMA while still at Noah

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Vahan Movsisyan has agreed terms with BKMA for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Egor Khralenkov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Rhys Youlley plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

589 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Oulad Omar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Tom Wingate

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

588 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $611.0K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Hanson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Hanson, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

587 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Noah are $48.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francesco Dell'Aquila

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Oliver Strunz plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

586 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Mher Tarloyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mher Tarloyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Oulad Omar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

585 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Noah lose Artak Khachatryan

41 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

584 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

An order from above at Noah: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Oulad Omar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$595.8K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jacob Hanson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Noah and Tom Wingate are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Noah buy the years ahead of Aimar Vargas

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

583 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Noah are $47.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

No hiding place for Vahan Grigoryan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vahan Grigoryan, and the manager let it.

In brief

582 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mher Tarloyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Imran Oulad Omar plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Till Cissokho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Rhys Youlley linked with a move away

The name of Rhys Youlley keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

581 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eyes on Rhys Youlley again

The phone has started ringing about Rhys Youlley again, and this time the name on the line is Shirak. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mher Tarloyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Marcel Čermák

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcel Čermák, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Gor Manvelyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Vahan Grigoryan

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Noah could get for him.

In brief

580 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah turn down Van for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Rhys Youlley signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rhys Youlley commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$570.4K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Jacob Hanson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Alexey Tataev brings the grey hairs Noah lacked

At 38, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Market

Tom Wingate runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Noah money.

In brief

  • Market The market said no: Imran Oulad Omar stays put
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
579 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Noah bow out of the cup

Urartu go through and Noah go home, 2‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Jacob Hanson says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.55

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.55 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Levon Sarkisov keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Nicolò Calabrese was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.47. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

578 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Mher Tarloyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mher Tarloyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

So close: Rhys Youlley’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Van moved on, Rhys Youlley reports back to Noah, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mher Tarloyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vahan Grigoryan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Adnard Mehmeti out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Adnard Mehmeti, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

577 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Van watching Rhys Youlley

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

576 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 107% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Noah and Tom Wingate are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Michael Brown gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

575 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah turn down Gandzasar for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Marcel Čermák says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Levon Sarkisov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Rhys Youlley was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $536.7K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Tom Wingate falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Noah are $47.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

When it matters, Oliver Strunz plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

574 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mher Tarloyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Shirak join the queue for Rhys Youlley

Add another name to the list: Shirak have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Rhys Youlley. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

573 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rhys Youlley is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mher Tarloyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Hovhannes Adamyan for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Noah will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

No hiding place for Francesco Dell'Aquila

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francesco Dell'Aquila, and the manager let it.

Market

Noah and Vahan Grigoryan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

572 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mher Tarloyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Hanson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Hanson, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

106% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Tom Wingate

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

571 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Nicolò Calabrese takes the afternoon — 8.53

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nicolò Calabrese provided it, and the 8.53 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Oliver Strunz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Oliver Strunz and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah come up short against BKMA

BKMA left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

The owner puts $507.2K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eric Boakye

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Boardroom Noah cannot sign anybody
  • Player ratings Rhys Youlley was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Boardroom Noah are $47.7M in the red
570 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Shirak come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Simon Kalambayi asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Egor Khralenkov says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nicolò Calabrese was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

569 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah through in the cup

A 3‑2 win over Shirak, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

A debut Zdravko Iliev will not forget — 8.80

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 1 on the scoresheet, 8.80 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mher Tarloyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mher Tarloyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.97 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Eyes on Rhys Youlley again

The phone has started ringing about Rhys Youlley again, and this time the name on the line is Shirak. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Marcus Isak would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Marcus Isak is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

6 unbeaten for Noah

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Noah did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mher Tarloyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

568 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Noah

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Michael Brown: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Nicolò Calabrese in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Tom Wingate

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tom Wingate, and the manager let it.

Market

Simon Kalambayi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Simon Kalambayi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Noah.

Match

Simon Kalambayi rescues a point for Noah

It needed Simon Kalambayi to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Shirak, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mateo Burgan

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The one thing Tom Wingate could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

567 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah turn down Van for Rhys Youlley

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Levon Sarkisov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Noah's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Noah has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Eric Boakye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $448.4K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mher Tarloyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tom Wingate at his very best

Marked 8.04. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

In brief

  • Boardroom Noah are $46.7M in the red
  • Squad No place for Jacob Hanson on the big day
  • Boardroom Wages eat 98% of everything Noah earn
566 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Rhys Youlley

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rhys Youlley will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Francesco Dell'Aquila yet — 8.79

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.79 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Till Cissokho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mher Tarloyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Francesco Dell'Aquila is carrying Noah

5 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Honours even between Noah and Ararat

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Noah and Vahan Grigoryan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

565 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mher Tarloyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Oliver Strunz, 36, rolls back the years — 8.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.80 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jacob Hanson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Francesco Dell'Aquila

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

564 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A hiding for Noah

Beaten 0‑3 by Pyunik, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marcel Čermák

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Noah

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Francesco Dell'Aquila

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Tom Wingate leaves them behind him

Shots: 14. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The clock does Simon Kalambayi’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Noah could ask drops and the wages Simon Kalambayi can ask rise.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Oleg Trofimov
563 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tom Wingate takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Noah up to position 3

17 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tom Wingate

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.85, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Tom Wingate the difference as Noah beat Gandzasar

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tom Wingate. 3‑1 against Gandzasar, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mher Tarloyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Francesco Dell'Aquila

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

  • Boardroom Noah are $46.0M in the red
  • Boardroom Wages eat 86% of everything Noah earn
  • Squad Imran Oulad Omar has become a man the manager trusts
562 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rhys Youlley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.08 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gor Manvelyan and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

561 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mher Tarloyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Nicolò Calabrese was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Noah

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tom Wingate

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

560 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Age has not caught Francesco Dell'Aquila yet — 8.61

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.61 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mher Tarloyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolò Calabrese

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.05, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Noah see off Urartu

Three points for Noah, 2‑1 the final word against Urartu in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Francesco Dell'Aquila answers Urartu immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Francesco Dell'Aquila had Noah level again within 1 minutes, and Urartu never got to play with a lead at all.

Squad

Marcel Čermák gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

5 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Jacob Hanson leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

559 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 10 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.97 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Levon Sarkisov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Rhys Youlley was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah get the job done against Shirak

A 2‑1 win over Shirak, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jacob Hanson at his very best

Marked 8.45. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Boardroom

Noah are $45.6M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

558 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rhys Youlley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Gor Manvelyan yet — 8.33

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.33 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

An order from above at Noah: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$323.6K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Noah hit back inside 1 minutes

Alashkert held the lead for 1 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Noah answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Tom Wingate

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Noah told Tom Wingate something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

When it matters, Imran Oulad Omar plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

557 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mher Tarloyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.91 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Till Cissokho keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolò Calabrese

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Kalambayi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah find a way past Ararat

Ararat made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Rhys Youlley

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

556 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Van take the points off Noah

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jacob Hanson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Noah

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

7 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

The clock does Simon Kalambayi’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Noah could ask drops and the wages Simon Kalambayi can ask rise.

Market

Noah and Tom Wingate are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

555 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Francesco Dell'Aquila, 33, rolls back the years — 8.43

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.43 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Pyunik take the points off Noah

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Eric Boakye

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Nicolò Calabrese in the eights

A performance of 8.38 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Noah are $45.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

554 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Rhys Youlley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Simon Kalambayi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Kailen Hatfield

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Mher Tarloyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Noah find a way past Gandzasar

Gandzasar made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Jacob Hanson was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.55. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Rhys Youlley was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.04. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

A long bet from Noah on Vahan Grigoryan

He is 19, and nobody at Noah signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

When it matters, Imran Oulad Omar plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

553 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Bjorn Singh damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mher Tarloyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

The Noah board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Noah

7 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Boardroom

The owner puts $263.4K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Simon Kalambayi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simon Kalambayi, and the manager let it.

Market

One of our own: Aram Simonyan joins the Noah first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Aram Simonyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

552 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bjorn Singh damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Simon Kalambayi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rhys Youlley in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

5 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

The clock does Nicolás Pisciotti’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Noah could ask drops and the wages Nicolás Pisciotti can ask rise.

In brief

551 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bjorn Singh

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Noah are $44.5M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Egor Khralenkov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

550 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bjorn Singh damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rhys Youlley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Malo Le Bolay gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Malo Le Bolay has just signed for Noah, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Ararat-Armenia expected to open talks for Levon Sarkisov

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

549 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mher Tarloyan damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mher Tarloyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mher Tarloyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Oulad Omar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$418.0K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Nicolò Calabrese

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

548 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mher Tarloyan

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Imran Oulad Omar asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Van watching Rhys Youlley

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gandzasar expected to open talks for Mher Tarloyan

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Mateo Burgan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad 8 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other
  • Market Till Cissokho is free to find somewhere else
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
547 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mher Tarloyan damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ólafur Kristófer Helgason in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Van expected to open talks for Rhys Youlley

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $44.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

546 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Simon Kalambayi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gandzasar watching Mher Tarloyan

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Gandzasar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

545 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Van for Rhys Youlley was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

The season belongs to Oliver Strunz

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Noah have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Ólafur Kristófer Helgason in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Imran Oulad Omar is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Noah has been clear about where Imran Oulad Omar stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

$412.6K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

544 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Rhys Youlley was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Noah
  • Market The clock does Nicolás Pisciotti’s negotiating for him
  • Market The shop window has Felipe Gómez in it
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
543 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Imran Oulad Omar

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Strunz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at Noah
  • Boardroom The Noah debt reaches $44.7M
  • Squad Oliver Strunz has become a man the manager trusts
542 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Hanson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jacob Hanson and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

541 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver Strunz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Strunz commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

540 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Strunz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simon Kalambayi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Noah and Nicolò Calabrese are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

8 new faces, and Noah are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Nicolás Pisciotti runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Noah money.

In brief

539 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Simon Kalambayi asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Home is on Simon Kalambayi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Oulad Omar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A move Zdravko Iliev would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Zdravko Iliev is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

538 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver Strunz is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Noah will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Ólafur Kristófer Helgason was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicolás Pisciotti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

537 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tomislav Knežević breaks a bone — 132 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 132 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Levon Sarkisov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Levon Sarkisov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rhys Youlley in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

536 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Tomislav Knežević out for 140 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

13 seasons of Gor Manvelyan

281 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Noah know what they have.

Squad

Eric Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

  • Squad Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate
  • Boardroom The owner puts $407.1K into Noah
  • Market Still no signature from Nicolás Pisciotti
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
535 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Tomislav Knežević out for 147 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nathanael Saintini says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Eric Boakye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

534 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tomislav Knežević breaks a bone — 155 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 155 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Grigory Matevosyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eric Boakye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief