Osasuna U18

Spanish La Liga U18
14 Nov 2026
Saturday
Process
15 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Osasuna do not lose

17 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

A European night to remember for Osasuna

0‑0 against Paksi, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Squad

Aitor Fernández decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kike Barja

Successful dribbles: 35. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Osasuna march on in the cup

Valladolid are out and Osasuna go through, 1‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Osasuna are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 24 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rubén García yet — 9.12

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Ante Budimir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody wins at Osasuna

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

Back issues
14 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Osasuna do not lose

14 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Sergio Herrera keeps Osasuna in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Ante Budimir yet — 8.28

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.28 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Néstor Albiach keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Osasuna may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ante Budimir wants more than Osasuna are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

Moi Gómez the difference as Osasuna beat Valencia

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Moi Gómez. 3‑1 against Valencia, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aimar

Marked 9.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Moi Gómez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Jorge Herrando

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jorge Herrando, and the manager let it.

In brief

13 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Osasuna take Paksi apart in Europe

5‑0. Nights like this are why clubs spend decades trying to qualify for this competition, and they arrive perhaps twice in that time. Everybody who was in the ground will describe it badly for years.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Osasuna

The unbeaten run reaches 13. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Moi Gómez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Rubén García, 33, rolls back the years — 8.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.95 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Osasuna lose Abel Bretones

64 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Alejandro Catena in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aimar in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Moi Gómez

Marked 9.95 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Ante Budimir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

12 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Osasuna throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Atlético Madrid the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Osasuna will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

A day Aimar will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

11 unbeaten for Osasuna

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Osasuna did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Rubén García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aimar

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Sergio Herrera lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

Moi Gómez in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Jon Moncayola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Osasuna share the spoils with Atlético Madrid

A 3‑3 draw with Atlético Madrid leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

11 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Raúl Moro takes the afternoon — 9.11

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Raúl Moro provided it, and the 9.11 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Sławomir Abramowicz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osasuna, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

10 unbeaten for Osasuna

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Osasuna did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Ante Budimir yet — 8.25

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.25 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Osasuna

Rubén García was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zahir Yunis is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Home is on Sławomir Abramowicz's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Osasuna are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Osasuna find a way past Elche

Elche made Osasuna work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

Raúl Moro at the heart of a fast Osasuna start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Raúl Moro in the middle of it, and Elche unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

In brief

10 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Lucas Torró was immovable

37 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Osasuna do the business in Europe

0‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Osasuna came through the finding-out well against Brondby.

Match

9 unbeaten for Osasuna

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Osasuna did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Rubén García runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Rubén García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jorge Herrando

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Words at Osasuna training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ante Budimir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Aimar at his very best

Marked 9.21. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Osasuna.

Match

Aimar sends Osasuna past Getafe

It finished 1‑0, and it was Aimar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Osasuna.

In brief

9 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Kike Barja out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Osasuna will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sławomir Abramowicz is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Ante Budimir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Osasuna

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Alejandro Catena was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jorge Herrando

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aimar

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ante Budimir

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Moi Gómez

Marked 8.85 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

8 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

A European night to remember for Osasuna

3‑2 against Porto, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Squad

A fracture rules Kike Barja out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Osasuna will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sergio Herrera keeps Osasuna in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Moi Gómez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ante Budimir, 35, rolls back the years — 8.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.17 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Osasuna

Ante Budimir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Osasuna

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Osasuna did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aimar

Marked 9.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergio Herrera

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

7 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Kike Barja out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Osasuna will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jorge Herrando was immovable

31 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Aimar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Raúl Moro wants more than Osasuna are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ante Budimir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Ante Budimir

14 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Osasuna

Deian Verón was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Osasuna

10 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alejandro Catena

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

6 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rubén García breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jorge Herrando was immovable

27 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Osasuna

Alejandro Catena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Abel Bretones wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Osasuna hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alejandro Catena

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aimar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Raúl Moro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Osasuna see off Oviedo

Three points for Osasuna, 1‑0 the final word against Oviedo in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Raúl García gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Squad Osasuna pick somebody else ahead of Joaquín
  • Market The window shut and Lukas Wedl is still in the building
  • The terraces The press cannot get enough of Aimar
5 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rubén García breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Ante Budimir, 35, rolls back the years — 8.30

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.30 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Lucas Torró

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Osasuna

Rubén García was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alejandro Catena

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Agustín Curruhinca was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.83. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Osasuna see off Sevilla

Three points for Osasuna, 2‑0 the final word against Sevilla in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Flavien-Enzo Boyomo is still paying for one afternoon at Osasuna

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

A smaller club would suit Flavien-Enzo Boyomo now

He has had enough of the noise. Whether Osasuna can be a quieter place for him, or whether the only cure is a move somewhere the phone-ins are gentler, is a question for the next few months.

In brief

4 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rubén García breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Osasuna turn down Udinese for Moi Gómez

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Sevilla join the queue for Jon Moncayola

Add another name to the list: Sevilla have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jon Moncayola. The answer from Osasuna has not changed — yet.

Squad

Rubén García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Osasuna training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ante Budimir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Ante Budimir

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ante Budimir, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Moi Gómez

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ante Budimir keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Raúl Moro runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

3 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rubén García breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Osasuna say no — this time

The offer from Sevilla for Jon Moncayola was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Joaquín gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Joaquín has just signed for Osasuna, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Eyes on Moi Gómez again

The phone has started ringing about Moi Gómez again, and this time the name on the line is Udinese. Osasuna are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Ante Budimir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sławomir Abramowicz arrives at Osasuna as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Sławomir Abramowicz is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Osasuna

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

A long bet from Osasuna on Gilberto Mora

He is 17, and nobody at Osasuna signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Osasuna

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

2 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Osasuna say no — this time

The offer from Atlético Madrid for Flavien-Enzo Boyomo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Osasuna sign Zahir Yunis for $2.0M

The paperwork is done: Zahir Yunis joins from Colón in a deal worth $2.0M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Flavien-Enzo Boyomo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Flavien-Enzo Boyomo and Osasuna agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Ante Budimir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Flavien-Enzo Boyomo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The clock runs on Rubén García's contract

24 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

In brief

1 Edition

The Osasuna Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Osasuna turn down VfL Wolfsburg for Raúl García

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Ante Budimir wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Osasuna hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Ante Budimir stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ante Budimir and Osasuna agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Rubén García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osasuna this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Andorra join the queue for Iker Benito

Add another name to the list: Andorra have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Iker Benito. The answer from Osasuna has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at Osasuna training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ante Budimir is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief