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19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Parma Gazette

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matteo Colombo damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Parma

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Both of them Maurizio Demme's — 7.99

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 7.99, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 35, rolls back the years — 8.40

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.40 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Parma leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against AS Roma

4‑6 to AS Roma, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

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632 Edition

The Parma Gazette

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matteo Colombo damages knee ligaments — 94 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 94 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Parma

A 0‑3 beating by Cagliari was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Artem Goryainov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Maurizio Demme: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

7 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Parma leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

631 Edition

The Parma Gazette

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matteo Colombo damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Parma

2‑5 against Empoli, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for Parma

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Nicolás Vidal asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Abdou-Salam Konaté is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lautaro Rojas

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

630 Edition

The Parma Gazette

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matteo Colombo damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Provstgaard yet — 8.66

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.66 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

5 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Provstgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

9 academy players handed senior numbers at Parma

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Ignazio Dalla Costa steps up from the Parma academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Ignazio Dalla Costa has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Claudio Pavone joins the Parma first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Claudio Pavone is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

629 Edition

The Parma Gazette

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matteo Colombo damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

628 Edition

The Parma Gazette

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jacob Ondrejka

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 93 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zion Suzuki signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Zion Suzuki commits to Parma for another 2 years.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Oliver Provstgaard signs something — a contract at Parma or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Market The shop window has Diego Rossi in it
  • Boardroom The Parma production line keeps running
627 Edition

The Parma Gazette

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jacob Ondrejka

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

11 seasons of Nicolas Trabucchi

44 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abdou-Salam Konaté

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abdou-Salam Konaté will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

626 Edition

The Parma Gazette

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jacob Ondrejka

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

625 Edition

The Parma Gazette

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jacob Ondrejka

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrea Silipo out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Francesco Zappettini says Parma went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

624 Edition

The Parma Gazette

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jacob Ondrejka

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Nicolás Vidal asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Jeroen De Roon at Parma

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jeroen De Roon is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Parma dugout

11 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

In brief

623 Edition

The Parma Gazette

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Parma

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Parma

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Parma

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Parma for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

11 seasons of Peter Amoran

387 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Squad

A move Artem Goryainov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Artem Goryainov is living that version at Parma, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Jamie Newton asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

622 Edition

The Parma Gazette

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Parma

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Simone Giorgeschi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Lucas Bonelli asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

621 Edition

The Parma Gazette

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Provstgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

620 Edition

The Parma Gazette

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 75 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 75 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A move Maurizio Demme would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Maurizio Demme is living that version at Parma, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Valerio Farcomeni hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maurizio Demme is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

619 Edition

The Parma Gazette

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Parma spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Parma sign Marten Dost for $2.8M

The paperwork is done: Marten Dost joins from Ospitaletto in a deal worth $2.8M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Þórir Jóhann Helgason has been here 10 seasons

181 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Nicolás Vidal asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Provstgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Parma beat the market to Shota Chikhradze from Juve Stabia

Juve Stabia will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Shota Chikhradze has pre-agreed a move to Parma, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

The Antoine Joujou talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • Market Lucas Bonelli is free to find somewhere else
  • Boardroom $10.4M taken back off the Parma table
  • Boardroom The Parma dressing room answers
618 Edition

The Parma Gazette

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrea Silipo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Parma will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Parma

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Parma is running low.

Market

Luka Bilandžić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Pasquale Compagnone has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

617 Edition

The Parma Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Þórir Jóhann Helgason keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Elia Plicco asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

616 Edition

The Parma Gazette

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 103 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 103 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Bernardo Conde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

615 Edition

The Parma Gazette

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka damages knee ligaments — 110 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 110 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rachid Kouda yet — 8.75

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.75 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nikita Karmaev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Nicolás Vidal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Juventus take the points off Parma

Beaten 3‑5, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Provstgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Oliver Provstgaard on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and Juventus.

In brief

614 Edition

The Parma Gazette

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Parma boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

13 seasons of Zion Suzuki

499 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Squad

Nicolás Vidal keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pasquale Compagnone

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pasquale Compagnone will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Napoli take the points off Parma

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Zion Suzuki

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Jegors Olijars

11 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

613 Edition

The Parma Gazette

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Bilandžić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Bilandžić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Provstgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zion Suzuki

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Parma come up short against Reggiana

Reggiana left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Oliver Provstgaard

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Oliver Provstgaard.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Jegors Olijars

15 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

Jacob Ondrejka linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ondrejka keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

612 Edition

The Parma Gazette

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.81 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 35, rolls back the years — 8.89

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.89 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matteo Colombo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Parma make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Zion Suzuki lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jegors Olijars

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka rescues a point for Parma

It needed Jacob Ondrejka to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Udinese, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

611 Edition

The Parma Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard, 34, rolls back the years — 9.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.28 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Nicolás Vidal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Diego Rossi says Parma went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Antoine Joujou

9 goals and a season average of 7.44 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Boardroom

Parma agree a free transfer for Antonio D'Alena

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard sends Parma past Frosinone

It finished 1‑0, and it was Oliver Provstgaard’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Parma.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Peter Amoran

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

610 Edition

The Parma Gazette

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Parma interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

23 goals and a season average of 7.79. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 35, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A day Antoine Joujou will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka has been here 13 seasons

462 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pasquale Compagnone

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pasquale Compagnone will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Antoine Joujou among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Antoine Joujou on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and Sassuolo.

In brief

609 Edition

The Parma Gazette

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Bilandžić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Bilandžić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Luka Bilandžić’s goal not enough for Parma

Luka Bilandžić scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Atalanta, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

Jacob Ondrejka linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ondrejka keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

608 Edition

The Parma Gazette

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jacob Ondrejka

22 goals and a season average of 7.78 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Parma throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Como the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Parma will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 10.00

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 10.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A day Jacob Ondrejka will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Parma and Como take a point apiece

It finished 5‑5, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Oliver Provstgaard linked with a move away

The name of Oliver Provstgaard keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

607 Edition

The Parma Gazette

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Cristian Cama: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Nicolás Vidal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Parma dugout

14 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Genoa

0‑1 to Genoa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Zion Suzuki

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

606 Edition

The Parma Gazette

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Parma

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.74 with 19 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

Parma have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka scores twice — 9.14

Two goals and a mark of 9.14 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Boardroom

The Parma board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 35, rolls back the years — 9.04

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.04 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Parma for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

In brief

605 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Parma

0‑3 against Lecce, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Lucas Bonelli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jamie Newton: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Luka Bilandžić has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Inquest at Parma

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

604 Edition

The Parma Gazette

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Iván Rojas would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Iván Rojas is living that version at Parma, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against AC Milan

0‑1 to AC Milan, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

A long bet from Parma on Iván Rojas

He is 20, and nobody at Parma signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jacob Ondrejka signs something — a contract at Parma or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Jegors Olijars

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

603 Edition

The Parma Gazette

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Nikita Karmaev will join Parma for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Nikita Karmaev has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Parma have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jegors Olijars at his very best

Marked 8.42. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Parma.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Parma share the spoils with Torino

A 1‑1 draw with Torino leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

602 Edition

The Parma Gazette

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Parma spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jacob Ondrejka takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jacob Ondrejka provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.74 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Provstgaard yet — 8.98

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.98 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mattia Malaspina has been here 10 seasons

45 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Pasquale Compagnone is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Parma see off Palermo

Three points for Parma, 3‑1 the final word against Palermo in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

601 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Parma

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka scores twice — 9.24

Two goals and a mark of 9.24 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Parma say no — this time

The offer from Hellas Verona for Jegors Olijars was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

15 goals and a season average of 7.68. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 34, rolls back the years — 8.56

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.56 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

10 seasons of Mattia Malaspina

45 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

In brief

600 Edition

The Parma Gazette

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 80 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antoine Joujou yet — 8.90

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Valerio Farcomeni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mariano Marchetti has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Antoine Joujou’s goal not enough for Parma

Antoine Joujou scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to AS Roma, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

599 Edition

The Parma Gazette

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka leads the rout of Cagliari

4‑1, and Jacob Ondrejka took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Parma tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A fracture rules Nicola Paganelli out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Jacob Ondrejka's — 9.96

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.96, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antoine Joujou yet — 9.11

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.11 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Valerio Farcomeni keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

13 goals and a season average of 7.62. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka at the heart of a fast Parma start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Jacob Ondrejka in the middle of it, and Cagliari unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

In brief

598 Edition

The Parma Gazette

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kevin Colli yet — 8.20

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.20 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Fiorentina take the points off Parma

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Roberto D'Intino will join Parma for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Roberto D'Intino has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Parma have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Market

The Mariano Marchetti conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Pro Patria will make the call about Mariano Marchetti this week. Parma have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars could have had three

13 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

597 Edition

The Parma Gazette

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Giovanni Parafioriti

109 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Parma has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Parma sink to position 20

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Parma say no — this time

The offer from Lecce for Jegors Olijars was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 34, rolls back the years — 9.48

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.48 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Parma boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.56 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Zion Suzuki signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Zion Suzuki and Parma agree another 2 years.

In brief

596 Edition

The Parma Gazette

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

10 goals and a season average of 7.52. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Parma are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Jegors Olijars’s goal not enough for Parma

Jegors Olijars scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Juventus, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alessandro Ciardi

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Antoine Joujou linked with a move away

The name of Antoine Joujou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Antoine Joujou
  • Boardroom Parma keep producing them
595 Edition

The Parma Gazette

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

13 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Both of them Jacob Ondrejka's — 9.95

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.95, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Elia Plicco keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Provstgaard yet — 8.17

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Parma and Napoli in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Parma

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

In brief

594 Edition

The Parma Gazette

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tommaso Dagrada damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jegors Olijars

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jegors Olijars will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Filip Rusnak asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.68

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Reggiana

2‑3 to Reggiana, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

593 Edition

The Parma Gazette

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Parma

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Parma sink to position 20

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.47

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.47 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Giancarlo Simigliani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka’s goal not enough for Parma

Jacob Ondrejka scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Udinese, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

592 Edition

The Parma Gazette

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 35, rolls back the years — 9.73

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.73 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Frosinone take the points off Parma

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Oliver Provstgaard on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and Frosinone.

Squad

Antoine Joujou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Alessandro Ciardi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.07. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

591 Edition

The Parma Gazette

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Luka Bilandžić

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Parma and Sassuolo

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka question follows Parma around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jacob Ondrejka’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

590 Edition

The Parma Gazette

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Parma

Beaten 1‑6 by Atalanta, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

8 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Filip Rusnak hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Luka Bilandžić among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Luka Bilandžić on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and Atalanta.

In brief

589 Edition

The Parma Gazette

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Parma bow out of the cup

Vicenza go through and Parma go home, 1‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Lautaro Rojas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Parma are in real trouble now

Position 18, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Lucas Bonelli: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

7 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antoine Joujou yet — 8.69

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.69 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Parma lose Zion Suzuki

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

588 Edition

The Parma Gazette

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joan Raynaud

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Luca Spinelli out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

13 seasons of Zion Suzuki

479 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Squad

Þórir Jóhann Helgason: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Parma

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Genoa

0‑2 to Genoa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The one thing Jegors Olijars could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Oliver Provstgaard linked with a move away

The name of Oliver Provstgaard keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

587 Edition

The Parma Gazette

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joan Raynaud damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Luca Spinelli breaks a bone — 106 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 106 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kevin Colli yet — 8.68

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

4 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Peter Amoran

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Parma, and it is a cruel one.

Match

Parma and Juve Stabia take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

586 Edition

The Parma Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joan Raynaud damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Lecce

0‑1 to Lecce, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Alessandro Ciardi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

5 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Luka Bilandžić keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

585 Edition

The Parma Gazette

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joan Raynaud damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Filip Rusnak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.84

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.84 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against AC Milan

2‑3 to AC Milan, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Home is on Filip Rusnak's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Parma are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alessandro Ciardi

Marked 8.64 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

584 Edition

The Parma Gazette

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Joan Raynaud damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka has been here 13 seasons

437 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.29

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.29 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oliver Provstgaard and Parma agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Parma come up short against Torino

Torino left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

A long bet from Parma on Bruno Perrin

He is 19, and nobody at Parma signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

583 Edition

The Parma Gazette

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 9.06

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.06 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Bernardo Conde

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Parma lose Filip Rusnak

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Jegors Olijars gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Parma get the job done against Palermo

A 2‑0 win over Palermo, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Palermo blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Palermo tried to reorganise, Parma did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

582 Edition

The Parma Gazette

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jegors Olijars

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jegors Olijars will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

4 matches without a win for Parma

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Parma are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Antoine Joujou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Parma are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Rusnak

Marked 8.54 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.48. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

581 Edition

The Parma Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.84

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.84 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka rescues a point for Parma

It needed Jacob Ondrejka to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against AS Roma, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

The one thing Luka Bilandžić could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Filip Rusnak keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

580 Edition

The Parma Gazette

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Joan Raynaud would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Joan Raynaud is living that version at Parma, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Rusnak

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Zion Suzuki

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zion Suzuki, and the manager let it.

Match

Filip Rusnak’s goal not enough for Parma

Filip Rusnak scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Cagliari, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

Parma sign Daniele Bruno, one for the future

Daniele Bruno is 20, and Parma have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Player ratings

Luka Bilandžić could have had three

9 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

579 Edition

The Parma Gazette

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.56

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.56 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Fiorentina take the points off Parma

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Peter Amoran

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Peter Amoran, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Peter Amoran gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Parma lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Market

Antoine Joujou linked with a move away

The name of Antoine Joujou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

578 Edition

The Parma Gazette

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Alessandro Ciardi leads the rout of Inter

4‑1, and Alessandro Ciardi took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Parma tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Both of them Alessandro Ciardi's — 9.29

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.29, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 9.01

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Parma cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nicolò Greco is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

  • Boardroom 9 academy players handed senior numbers at Parma
  • Player ratings Filip Rusnak was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Match Parma are at home on the road
577 Edition

The Parma Gazette

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tommaso Dagrada

133 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Parma lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jegors Olijars

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

576 Edition

The Parma Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Petar Atanasov will join Parma for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Petar Atanasov has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Parma have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

When it matters, Oliver Provstgaard plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Valerio Farcomeni gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

575 Edition

The Parma Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Parma turn down Cotonsport Garoua for Jegors Olijars

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Jacob Ondrejka plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Luka Bilandžić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luka Bilandžić, and the manager let it.

Market

The Zion Suzuki story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Zion Suzuki signs something — a contract at Parma or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

574 Edition

The Parma Gazette

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Jegors Olijars

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jegors Olijars will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kevin Colli has improved at 34, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

573 Edition

The Parma Gazette

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Giovanni Parafioriti out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

572 Edition

The Parma Gazette

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jegors Olijars keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Parma say no — this time

The offer from Hajduk Split for Jegors Olijars was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A fracture rules Giovanni Parafioriti out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

571 Edition

The Parma Gazette

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salvatore Paganelli damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Cristian Cama says Parma went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

10 seasons of Rachid Kouda

342 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Market

Abdou-Salam Konaté asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Parma turn down Spezia for David Spinelli

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

570 Edition

The Parma Gazette

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salvatore Paganelli damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Francesco Zappettini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Parma

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Pasquale Compagnone puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

569 Edition

The Parma Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salvatore Paganelli damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Luka Bilandžić asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

568 Edition

The Parma Gazette

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salvatore Paganelli damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Filip Rusnak's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Parma are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

The David Spinelli conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Pisa will make the call about David Spinelli this week. Parma have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

No place for Abdou-Salam Konaté in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Abdou-Salam Konaté has his answer from Parma; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

567 Edition

The Parma Gazette

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Salvatore Paganelli damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Lecce come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Parma did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Filip Rusnak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Ondrejka commits to Parma for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Market Carrarese are about to pick up the phone
  • Market Pasquale Compagnone told to find a new club
  • Boardroom Parma pull $9.8M back off the table
  • Boardroom Parma sign a deal worth $2.9M a year
566 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The season belongs to Jacob Ondrejka

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Parma have had the benefit of it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Parma

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Parma is running low.

Squad

Federico Chiatante keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Luka Bilandžić is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Parma has been clear about where Luka Bilandžić stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

565 Edition

The Parma Gazette

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Razvan Puscas would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Razvan Puscas is living that version at Parma, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Elia Plicco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Parma shop where it costs nothing

Razvan Puscas signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

564 Edition

The Parma Gazette

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jegors Olijars

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jegors Olijars will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Rachid Kouda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Parma will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

563 Edition

The Parma Gazette

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

28 goals and a season average of 8.11. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Jegors Olijars leads the rout of Inter

3‑0, and Jegors Olijars took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Parma tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jegors Olijars takes the afternoon — 9.02

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jegors Olijars provided it, and the 9.02 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Bernardo Conde shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 9.18

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.18 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lorenzo Carfora

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lorenzo Carfora will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

562 Edition

The Parma Gazette

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Parma

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Parma is running low.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard, 33, rolls back the years — 8.83

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.83 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Djibril Diallo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alessandro Ciardi at his very best

Marked 9.62. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Parma.

Match

Parma get the job done against Lazio

A 2‑1 win over Lazio, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Filip Rusnak was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.58. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

561 Edition

The Parma Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard, 33, rolls back the years — 8.52

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.52 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.21 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Filip Rusnak runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

560 Edition

The Parma Gazette

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Provstgaard yet — 8.76

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.76 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Parma see off Torino

Three points for Parma, 3‑2 the final word against Torino in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Elia Plicco

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Filip Rusnak at his very best

Marked 8.88. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Parma.

In brief

559 Edition

The Parma Gazette

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

27 goals and a season average of 8.09. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Parma come from 2 down to beat Palermo

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Parma found something the first half had given no notice of, and Palermo could not hold what they had.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 9.15

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.15 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lorenzo Carfora

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lorenzo Carfora will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Parma the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Parma find a way past Palermo

Palermo made Parma work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alessandro Ciardi

Marked 9.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jegors Olijars

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

558 Edition

The Parma Gazette

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Parma boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Pontus Almqvist has been here 12 seasons

436 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kevin Colli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Parma come up short against Hellas Verona

Hellas Verona left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Lautaro Rojas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Antoine Joujou story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Antoine Joujou signs something — a contract at Parma or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Jacob Ondrejka
  • Boardroom $9.8M taken back off the Parma table
  • Boardroom Parma keep producing them
557 Edition

The Parma Gazette

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

26 goals and a season average of 8.09. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 113 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 8.72

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.72 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Luka Bilandžić asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Valerio Farcomeni keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

556 Edition

The Parma Gazette

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

25 goals and a season average of 8.07. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 120 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Parma turn it around against Bologna

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. Parma rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and Bologna had no answer to any of it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jacob Ondrejka takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jacob Ondrejka provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Jegors Olijars is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Parma is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Matteo Colombo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rachid Kouda yet — 8.44

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.44 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Parma get the job done against Bologna

A 4‑3 win over Bologna, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

555 Edition

The Parma Gazette

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Joujou out for 127 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Parma will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 8.02 with 23 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jacob Ondrejka takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jacob Ondrejka provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antoine Joujou yet — 8.48

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.48 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Lorenzo Carfora has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Lorenzo Carfora signs for Perugia while still at Parma

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Lorenzo Carfora has agreed terms with Perugia for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka’s goal not enough for Parma

Jacob Ondrejka scored, and precious little else went right: 4‑5 to Como, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

554 Edition

The Parma Gazette

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard, 33, rolls back the years — 9.27

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.27 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Peter Amoran

29 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oliver Provstgaard and Parma agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

7 unbeaten for Parma

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Parma did not have in the autumn.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard sends Parma past Genoa

It finished 2‑0, and it was Oliver Provstgaard’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Parma.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars in the eights

A performance of 8.76 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

553 Edition

The Parma Gazette

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

The game went through Alessandro Ciardi — 7.77

Marked 7.77 on 37 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Market

Luka Bilandžić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

12 seasons of Jacob Ondrejka

420 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 33, rolls back the years — 8.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.28 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Provstgaard signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Provstgaard commits to Parma for another 2 years.

Match

6 unbeaten for Parma

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Parma did not have in the autumn.

Match

Antoine Joujou rescues a point for Parma

It needed Antoine Joujou to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Juventus, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

552 Edition

The Parma Gazette

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.99 with 21 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Jegors Olijars has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Parma they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 9.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.11 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard was immovable

29 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

Filip Rusnak hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Peter Amoran was immovable

27 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

David Spinelli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

551 Edition

The Parma Gazette

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Oliver Provstgaard takes the afternoon — 8.56

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Oliver Provstgaard provided it, and the 8.56 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 33, rolls back the years — 9.16

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.16 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Elia Plicco: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Oliver Provstgaard on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and AC Milan.

Market

Cesena expected to open talks for Jegors Olijars

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Parma will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alessandro Ciardi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

550 Edition

The Parma Gazette

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Oliver Provstgaard's — 8.37

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.37, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 33, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Giancarlo Simigliani: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Parma get the job done against Udinese

A 3‑1 win over Udinese, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

Antoine Joujou linked with a move away

The name of Antoine Joujou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars could have had three

9 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

549 Edition

The Parma Gazette

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Lecce come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Parma did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Oliver Provstgaard

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antoine Joujou yet — 8.94

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.94 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Luka Bilandžić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Parma can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

12 seasons of Zion Suzuki

453 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Parma know what they have.

Player ratings

Peter Amoran shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Zion Suzuki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

548 Edition

The Parma Gazette

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.92 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Pontus Almqvist asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The small margins put Parma out

Out, 1‑2 to Inter, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Francesco Zappettini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Parma and Sassuolo in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Elia Plicco

Marked 8.72 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

547 Edition

The Parma Gazette

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A hiding for Parma

Beaten 1‑4 by Atalanta, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Filip Rusnak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 8.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.11 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard goes up and wins it — 7.40

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.40 for the rest of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Oliver Provstgaard was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Jegors Olijars conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Udinese will make the call about Jegors Olijars this week. Parma have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simone Giorgeschi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Parma

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

546 Edition

The Parma Gazette

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

17 goals and a season average of 7.86. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 9.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.08 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Parma see off Cesena

Three points for Parma, 2‑1 the final word against Cesena in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars could have had three

11 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Market

The Emanuele Gastaldello conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Ospitaletto will make the call about Emanuele Gastaldello this week. Parma have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Oliver Provstgaard linked with a move away

The name of Oliver Provstgaard keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

545 Edition

The Parma Gazette

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 55 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 55 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Parma say no — this time

The offer from Udinese for Jegors Olijars was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

The season belongs to Jacob Ondrejka

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Parma have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Bernardo Conde keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Pontus Almqvist told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Pontus Almqvist has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Parma.

Match

Jegors Olijars sends Parma past Fiorentina

It finished 2‑1, and it was Jegors Olijars’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Parma.

Market

The Antoine Joujou talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

544 Edition

The Parma Gazette

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Luka Bilandžić keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Pontus Almqvist yet — 8.06

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.06 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Parma come up short against Inter

Inter left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jegors Olijars

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Jacob Ondrejka talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Jegors Olijars

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Antoine Joujou

5 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

543 Edition

The Parma Gazette

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.85 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Both of them Jacob Ondrejka's — 8.94

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.94, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Þórir Jóhann Helgason says Parma went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Luka Bilandžić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Antoine Joujou, 33, rolls back the years — 8.03

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.03 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Alessandro Ciardi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.50. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Parma hit back inside 3 minutes

Lazio held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Parma answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

In brief

542 Edition

The Parma Gazette

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Zion Suzuki is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Zion Suzuki: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Giancarlo Simigliani sends Parma through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Giancarlo Simigliani obliged against Torino. 1‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Parma.

Market

Filip Rusnak asks to leave Parma

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Pontus Almqvist, 37, rolls back the years — 8.69

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.69 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Zion Suzuki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Ondrejka is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Lautaro Rojas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Parma find a way past Napoli

Napoli made Parma work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

541 Edition

The Parma Gazette

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 83 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 83 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.80 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 8.80

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Torino

1‑2 to Torino, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Jegors Olijars

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

The Oliver Provstgaard talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Parma know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Oliver Provstgaard keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

540 Edition

The Parma Gazette

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 90 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 90 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Oliver Provstgaard leads the rout of Palermo

6‑3, and Oliver Provstgaard took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Parma tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A day Oliver Provstgaard will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.76 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

9 goals as Parma and Palermo go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Parma and Palermo, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

The Antoine Joujou question follows Parma around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Antoine Joujou’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

539 Edition

The Parma Gazette

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oliver Provstgaard yet — 8.64

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.64 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Darris Zema keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Parma may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Rachid Kouda runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Match

Parma share the spoils with Hellas Verona

A 1‑1 draw with Hellas Verona leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Jacob Ondrejka linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ondrejka keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Parma say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

538 Edition

The Parma Gazette

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Edoardo Venturi damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Peter Amoran

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 35 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Filip Rusnak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 9.21

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is carrying Parma

12 goals and a season average of 7.64. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Bernardo Conde was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Parma get the job done against AS Roma

A 1‑0 win over AS Roma, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

537 Edition

The Parma Gazette

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Zion Suzuki keeps Parma in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 8.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.91 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jacob Ondrejka

11 goals and a season average of 7.58 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Parma this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jegors Olijars was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Pontus Almqvist runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka rescues a point for Parma

It needed Jacob Ondrejka to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Bologna, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Parma bring in an old head

Danil Glinskiy is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

536 Edition

The Parma Gazette

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Parma through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Ravenna, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jacob Ondrejka, 34, rolls back the years — 8.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.80 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Valerio Farcomeni: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jacob Ondrejka is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Como

2‑3 to Como, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Valerio Farcomeni was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.41. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Bernardo Conde

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

535 Edition

The Parma Gazette

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zion Suzuki

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Filip Rusnak: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Pontus Almqvist, 37, rolls back the years — 8.58

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.58 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Luka Bilandžić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Parma's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Parma has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Oliver Provstgaard was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Parma

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

A bad afternoon for Parma against Genoa

1‑2 to Genoa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

534 Edition

The Parma Gazette

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Federico Chiatante breaks a bone — 49 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 49 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Alessandro Ciardi ran the middle of the pitch — 7.44

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 26 combined actions and a mark of 7.44, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Market

Filip Rusnak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Parma, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Ondrejka yet — 9.79

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.79 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

David Spinelli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Parma have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Parma

Jacob Ondrejka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jacob Ondrejka among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Jacob Ondrejka on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Parma and Juventus.

Squad

Words at Parma training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pontus Almqvist is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Parma agree a free transfer for Danil Glinskiy

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

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