14 Aug 2029
Tuesday
Process
159 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

12 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Pedro Dias is a Portimonense player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Paulo Borges is a Portimonense player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Paulo Correia is a Portimonense player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

As if he never left: Manuel Carvalho returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Manuel Carvalho is a Portimonense player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Boardroom

Portimonense are making the ground bigger

Work is signed off on a capacity of 1530. It is the sort of decision a club is judged on twenty years later, by people who were not there when it was taken.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Niclas Anspach

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
158 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Xavier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luca Pintus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luca Pintus and Portimonense agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Vincenzo Natale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

157 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Portimonense

Position 17 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Portimonense turn down Pacos de Ferreira for Lagartinho

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rodrigo Rodrigues

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rodrigo Rodrigues will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Giorgos Vagiannidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Wellington

32 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

156 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Danilo Quaranta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Casa Pia are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Portimonense will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

155 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Davide Franzini signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Davide Franzini and Portimonense agree another 3 years.

Squad

Yoram Boerhout gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

154 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Portimonense turn down Casa Pia for Lagartinho

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

David Freitas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

153 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Jose Machado confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Portimonense

Position 17 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Francisco Peixoto keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rodrigo Rodrigues

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rodrigo Rodrigues will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Xavier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

152 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lagartinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Danilo Quaranta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danilo Quaranta, and the manager let it.

In brief

151 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bruno Aubry puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Davide Franzini keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tiago Mamede in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

150 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gil Martins moves on

Vitoria Guimaraes pay $4.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Portimonense sell Mamadou Tounkara for $2.7M

Mamadou Tounkara has left for Famalicao in a $2.7M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Portimonense dugout

10 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

No hiding place for Tiago Mamede

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tiago Mamede, and the manager let it.

Market

The Lagartinho conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Casa Pia will make the call about Lagartinho this week. Portimonense have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

149 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Portimonense part company with Luis Barbosa

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

Portimonense sink to position 17

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Portimonense say no — this time

The offer from Estoril Praia for Bruno Aubry was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Marlon Júnior says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Jose Machado minds the shop at Portimonense

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Jose Machado recited it perfectly.

Market

Eyes on Mamadou Tounkara again

The phone has started ringing about Mamadou Tounkara again, and this time the name on the line is Famalicao. Portimonense are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Wellington

99 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Carlinhos loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Carlinhos. Portimonense will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

148 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Portimonense

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Portimonense is running low.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Danilo Quaranta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danilo Quaranta, and the manager let it.

In brief

147 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bruno Aubry puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pedro Carvalho out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Pedro Carvalho, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

146 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gil Martins asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Danilo Quaranta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Peter Lainer out for 30 days

The medical room confirms 30 days on the sidelines for Peter Lainer, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

145 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense are in real trouble now

Position 17, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lagartinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

David Freitas says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Wellington

131 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

144 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Portimonense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Frederik Børsting: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Xavier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

143 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vincenzo Natale: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The shop window has Bruno Aubry in it

Portimonense have let the market know Bruno Aubry can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

142 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bruno Aubry hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Davide Franzini says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

141 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense are in real trouble now

Position 17, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gil Martins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lagartinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Carlinhos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Carlinhos and Portimonense agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Danilo Quaranta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danilo Quaranta, and the manager let it.

In brief

140 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Portimonense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jardeu says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Carlinhos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Carlinhos commits to Portimonense for another 2 years.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Benfica

Benfica left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rodrigo Rodrigues

Marked 8.54 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

139 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

2‑5 against Sporting CP, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Xavier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Carlinhos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlinhos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Niclas Anspach

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bruno Aubry

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Inquest at Portimonense

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Costly mistake from Lagartinho

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Lagartinho knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

138 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Bruno Aubry hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Bruno Aubry runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Niclas Anspach

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Peter Lainer

90 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Marlon Júnior

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Marlon Júnior.

Match

Niclas Anspach rescues a point for Portimonense

It needed Niclas Anspach to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Rio Ave, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

137 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Portimonense

Position 17 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Lagartinho has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Estoril Praia

3‑5 to Estoril Praia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Xavier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marlon Júnior stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marlon Júnior and Portimonense agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Frederik Børsting

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Aubry

Marked 8.64 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martin Šubert

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

136 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Luis Barbosa has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Portimonense can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Mamadou Tounkara

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Carlinhos

Defensive actions: 27. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Marlon Júnior

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Frederik Børsting signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Frederik Børsting commits to Portimonense for another 2 years.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bruno Aubry

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

135 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

6 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Reiss Bowen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Niclas Anspach

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.87, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Danilo Quaranta left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Danilo Quaranta will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Bruno Aubry runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Portimonense share the spoils with Casa Pia

A 1‑1 draw with Casa Pia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

134 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Bruno Aubry asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Samy says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Arouca

1‑2 to Arouca, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Martin Šubert runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Alexandre Abel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Benjamin Scheirman joins Portimonense on a free

No fee and no drama: Benjamin Scheirman has signed at Portimonense, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

133 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Portimonense

Beaten 0‑7 by Porto, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Portimonense

Position 17 and 17 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gil Martins puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Lagartinho is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Portimonense is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Carlinhos out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Carlinhos, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Frederik Børsting

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Børsting, and the manager let it.

In brief

132 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kitt Nelson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Charlie Casper asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Danilo Quaranta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bruno Aubry’s goal not enough for Portimonense

Bruno Aubry scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Gil Vicente, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

The Lagartinho conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Boavista will make the call about Lagartinho this week. Portimonense have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Bruno Aubry in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Niclas Anspach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niclas Anspach, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Jotavê

A mark of 5.75 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

131 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

A hiding for Portimonense

Beaten 1‑5 by Braga, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Xavier

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Carlinhos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mamadou Tounkara

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Portimonense

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Kitt Nelson never got going

5.08 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

130 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

0‑3 against Vitoria Guimaraes, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Bruno Aubry puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Portimonense turn down Vitoria Guimaraes for Lagartinho

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Duarte Nogueira says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Yudai Tanaka has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Xavier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandre Abel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Portimonense

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

129 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Portimonense sink to position 17

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gil Martins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Vitoria Guimaraes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Portimonense did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Mamadou Tounkara in the eights

A performance of 9.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Portimonense see off Pacos de Ferreira

Three points for Portimonense, 2‑1 the final word against Pacos de Ferreira in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martin Šubert

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.88, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Frederik Børsting gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Niclas Anspach in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

128 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

1‑4 against Famalicao, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Portimonense say no — this time

The offer from Rio Ave for Tiago Mamede was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lagartinho signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Lagartinho and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Squad

Elijah Benedict gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mamadou Tounkara

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

127 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Portimonense lose Xavier

59 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Boavista

Boavista left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lagartinho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gil Martins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

126 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense taken apart

0‑3 to Santa Clara, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Bruno Aubry asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Gil Martins runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yudai Tanaka

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yudai Tanaka will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jotavê

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Portimonense

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

The one thing Elijah Benedict could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara placed on the list

Portimonense have made Mamadou Tounkara available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

125 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Gil Martins puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Portimonense

Position 16 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Dean Vranici says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Tiago Mamede was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tiago Mamede

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

124 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tiago Mamede

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tiago Mamede will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Xavier

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Frederik Børsting

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Børsting, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mamadou Tounkara

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Portimonense get the job done against Chaves

A 1‑0 win over Chaves, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Rodrigo Rodrigues signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rodrigo Rodrigues and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

In brief

123 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Portimonense

Beaten 0‑4 by Benfica, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nélson Campali: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Xavier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Carlinhos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlinhos, and the manager let it.

Squad

Samy signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Samy commits to Portimonense for another 3 years.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Portimonense dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede keeps on missing

Shots: 4, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

122 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

0‑4 against Sporting CP, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Yudai Tanaka is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Portimonense is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bruno Aubry gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Afonso Rola

26 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Elijah Benedict could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

121 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense out of the cup

Benfica ended it 0‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

0‑3 against Rio Ave, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Portimonense sink to position 17

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Bruno Aubry puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Elijah Benedict

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Portimonense dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Costly mistake from Lagartinho

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Lagartinho knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

120 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gil Martins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yoram Boerhout says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Frederik Børsting

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Børsting, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Elijah Benedict

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Lagartinho lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Portimonense and Estoril Praia

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Yoram Boerhout

Marked 5.65, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

119 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mamadou Tounkara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Portimonense get the job done against Vizela

A 2‑1 win over Vizela, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martin Šubert

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede in the eights

A performance of 8.73 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Niclas Anspach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niclas Anspach, and the manager let it.

Squad

Elijah Benedict asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

118 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for Portimonense

Beaten 1‑4 by Casa Pia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Francisco Peixoto says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Yudai Tanaka has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tiago Mamede in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tiago Mamede

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Carlinhos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlinhos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martin Šubert

Marked 8.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

117 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Portimonense are in real trouble now

Position 18, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Bruno Aubry hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bruno Aubry: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mamadou Tounkara

Marked 8.43 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Jotavê gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Mamadou Tounkara rescues a point for Portimonense

It needed Mamadou Tounkara to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Arouca, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

116 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A hiding for Portimonense

Beaten 0‑4 by Porto, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Lagartinho keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gil Martins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Xavier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Elijah Benedict

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Elijah Benedict, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Portimonense dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Frederik Børsting knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Frederik Børsting trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

115 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

15 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lagartinho stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lagartinho and Portimonense agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Carlos Conceicao out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Carlos Conceicao, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No hiding place for Yoram Boerhout

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yoram Boerhout, and the manager let it.

In brief

114 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lagartinho

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Yudai Tanaka has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gil Martins

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlinhos

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Mamadou Tounkara gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Gil Martins rescues a point for Portimonense

It needed Gil Martins to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Braga, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

113 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Vitoria Guimaraes

Vitoria Guimaraes left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Bruno Aubry gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Davide Franzini out for 20 days

The medical room confirms 20 days on the sidelines for Davide Franzini, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Lagartinho lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

112 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lagartinho is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Lagartinho: 3 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Gil Martins sends Portimonense through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Gil Martins obliged against Pacos de Ferreira. 1‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Portimonense.

Match

Portimonense through in the cup

A 0‑0 win over Pacos de Ferreira, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Davide Franzini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lagartinho

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lagartinho will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Yoram Boerhout runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Samy

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

111 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Frederik Børsting in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Famalicao

3‑4 to Famalicao, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tiago Mamede

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Niclas Anspach

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Frederik Børsting

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Børsting, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gil Martins

Marked 8.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Portimonense lose Carlos Conceicao

54 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Martin Šubert knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Portimonense, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

110 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Vizela join the queue for Dânio Djassi

Add another name to the list: Vizela have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Dânio Djassi. The answer from Portimonense has not changed — yet.

Market

Yudai Tanaka is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Portimonense is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Carlinhos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Carlinhos and Portimonense agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Mamadou Tounkara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mamadou Tounkara, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carlinhos

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

The Lagartinho conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Casa Pia will make the call about Lagartinho this week. Portimonense have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

109 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Dânio Djassi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tiago Mamede keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Dânio Djassi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Elijah Benedict

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Dânio Djassi in the eights

A performance of 8.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Yoram Boerhout signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yoram Boerhout and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Match

Dânio Djassi rescues a point for Portimonense

It needed Dânio Djassi to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Santa Clara, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

108 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Portimonense

2‑5 against Maritimo, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Boavista come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Portimonense did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Xavier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Carlinhos in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Portimonense dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

107 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nothing got past Xavier

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 33 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Portimonense turn down Vizela for Dânio Djassi

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Tiago Mamede hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Match

6 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Frederik Børsting is a Portimonense player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Bernardo Moreira is a Portimonense player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marlon Júnior

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

  • Boardroom A promise the Portimonense board did not keep
  • Player ratings Carlinhos shuts the door
  • Squad Jardeu gets it from the manager
106 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dânio Djassi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Vizela join the queue for Dânio Djassi

Add another name to the list: Vizela have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Dânio Djassi. The answer from Portimonense has not changed — yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marlon Júnior signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marlon Júnior and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Squad

The armband comes off Elijah Benedict

Portimonense will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Squad

Elijah Benedict knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Elijah Benedict trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

105 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Portimonense

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Portimonense is running low.

Market

Dânio Djassi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Gil Martins puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

104 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Mamadou Tounkara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tiago Ilori says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Javi Díaz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Portimonense is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

103 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tiago Mamede puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Vizela come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Portimonense did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Dânio Djassi is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.19 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Portimonense know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

102 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dânio Djassi asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Wellington: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Dânio Djassi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

101 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Portimonense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Vincenzo Natale says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Portimonense count the cost of losing Mamadou Tounkara

43 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Carlinhos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Vizela are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Portimonense will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Casa Pia join the queue for Javi Díaz

Add another name to the list: Casa Pia have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Javi Díaz. The answer from Portimonense has not changed — yet.

In brief

100 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Javi Díaz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Javi Díaz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

99 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Portimonense say no — this time

The offer from Vizela for Dânio Djassi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Alexandre Abel says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dânio Djassi is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.19 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Portimonense know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

98 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vizela join the queue for Dânio Djassi

Add another name to the list: Vizela have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Dânio Djassi. The answer from Portimonense has not changed — yet.

Market

Portimonense turn down Boavista for Kitt Nelson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Portimonense sell Paulo Vitor for $1.1M

Paulo Vitor has left for Rio Ave in a $1.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nélson Campali stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nélson Campali and Portimonense agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Fabio Neves out for 45 days

The medical room confirms 45 days on the sidelines for Fabio Neves, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

97 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Portimonense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Luis Barbosa has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Portimonense can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Elijah Benedict in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Rio Ave expected to open talks for Paulo Vitor

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Portimonense will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Still no signature from Paulo Vitor

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Portimonense could get for him.

Squad

Yudai Tanaka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

96 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dânio Djassi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dean Vranici keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Carlinhos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

95 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Paulo Vitor

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paulo Vitor will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

At 21, Dânio Djassi is already the best thing here

An average of 7.19 in a first team he is several years too young for. Portimonense have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Diego Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

94 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lucas Bonelli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dânio Djassi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

93 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Elijah Benedict says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Daan Verhulst signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Daan Verhulst and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The clock does Paulo Vitor’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Portimonense could ask drops and the wages Paulo Vitor can ask rise.

In brief

92 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yoram Boerhout: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Yudai Tanaka asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

91 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Paulo Vitor

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paulo Vitor will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Portimonense the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Duarte Nogueira says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dânio Djassi is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.19 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Portimonense know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

In brief

90 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dean Vranici

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Gianluca Prestianni

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Portimonense the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

89 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Portimonense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Paulo Vitor puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Elijah Benedict in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ralf Fährmann asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yudai Tanaka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Paulo Vitor runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Portimonense money.

In brief

88 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni is carrying Portimonense

12 goals and a season average of 7.34. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Benfica

Benfica left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Vincenzo Natale stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Vincenzo Natale and Portimonense agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergi Altimira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergi Altimira, and the manager let it.

In brief

87 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Paulo Vitor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Portimonense they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

At 21, Dânio Djassi is already the best thing here

An average of 7.18 in a first team he is several years too young for. Portimonense have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Sporting CP

Sporting CP left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gianluca Prestianni

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Diego Rodrigues

Marked 8.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

86 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Rio Ave

Rio Ave left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Paulo Vitor gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Lucas Bonelli trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

85 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Elijah Benedict

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Elijah Benedict, and the manager let it.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Estoril Praia

Estoril Praia left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Gianluca Prestianni leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Paulo Vitor knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Portimonense, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Dânio Djassi keeps on missing

Shots: 4, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

A season on the outside for Ralf Fährmann

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Portimonense has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

84 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Luis Barbosa has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Portimonense can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gianluca Prestianni

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Zinho asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Elijah Benedict signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Elijah Benedict and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergi Altimira

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Gianluca Prestianni

10 goals and a season average of 7.32 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Eduardo Ferreira

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

83 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Paulo Vitor is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Portimonense is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gianluca Prestianni

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dânio Djassi is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.18 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Portimonense know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Diego Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.47 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Portimonense find a way past Casa Pia

Casa Pia made Portimonense work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergi Altimira

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.80, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Diego Rodrigues

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

82 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ralf Fährmann says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Arouca

0‑1 to Arouca, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Paulo Vitor gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Gianluca Prestianni could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

Paulo Vitor placed on the list

Portimonense have made Paulo Vitor available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict never got going

5.28 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

  • Player ratings Off the pace: Zinho
  • Boardroom The Portimonense production line keeps running
81 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Portimonense

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Portimonense is running low.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Porto take the points off Portimonense

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Duarte Nogueira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Duarte Nogueira and Portimonense agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Jotavê gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

80 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Xavier

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergi Altimira

Defensive actions: 29. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Carlinhos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Carlinhos and Portimonense agree another 2 years.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni is carrying Portimonense

10 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gianluca Prestianni

Marked 9.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dânio Djassi

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Portimonense get the job done against Gil Vicente

A 2‑0 win over Gil Vicente, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

79 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Paulo Vitor hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

At 21, Dânio Djassi is already the best thing here

An average of 7.15 in a first team he is several years too young for. Portimonense have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Braga

2‑4 to Braga, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Diego Rodrigues

7 goals and a season average of 7.45 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Diego Rodrigues

Marked 8.92 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Carlinhos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Gianluca Prestianni in the eights

A performance of 8.75 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Elijah Benedict leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

78 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Portimonense turn down Arouca for Lucas Bonelli

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Zinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

At 21, Gianluca Prestianni is already the best thing here

An average of 7.24 in a first team he is several years too young for. Portimonense have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Gianluca Prestianni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Vitoria Guimaraes

Vitoria Guimaraes left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Diego Rodrigues

6 goals and a season average of 7.40 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

77 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Xavier shuts the door

Defensive actions: 33, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Portimonense say no — this time

The offer from Braga for Dânio Djassi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Diego Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergi Altimira

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Diego Rodrigues

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dânio Djassi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.96, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Dânio Djassi sends Portimonense past Pacos de Ferreira

It finished 2‑0, and it was Dânio Djassi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Portimonense.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Diego Rodrigues

5 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

76 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

TSG Hoffenheim watching Dânio Djassi

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Portimonense have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Famalicao

1‑2 to Famalicao, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Diego Rodrigues

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.83, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Niclas Anspach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niclas Anspach, and the manager let it.

Squad

Dean Vranici signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dean Vranici and Portimonense agree another 4 years.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Gianluca Prestianni leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

75 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lucas Bonelli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Portimonense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Portimonense say no — this time

The offer from Gil Vicente for Paulo Vitor was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Yoram Boerhout says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gil Vicente join the queue for Tiago Mamede

Add another name to the list: Gil Vicente have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Tiago Mamede. The answer from Portimonense has not changed — yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Remember the name: Dânio Djassi

He is 21, he is averaging 7.09, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergi Altimira

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gianluca Prestianni

Marked 9.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Portimonense get the job done against Boavista

A 2‑1 win over Boavista, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

74 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Zinho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Portimonense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Remember the name: Gianluca Prestianni

He is 21, he is averaging 7.20, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Diego Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Santa Clara

Santa Clara left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Bonelli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Bonelli, and the manager let it.

In brief

73 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Portimonense

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Portimonense is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues in the eights

A performance of 8.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dânio Djassi

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Tiago Mamede gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Portimonense and Maritimo

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.21 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Tiago Mamede runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

72 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Portimonense see off Chaves

Three points for Portimonense, 1‑0 the final word against Chaves in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sergi Altimira

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Niclas Anspach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niclas Anspach, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Xavier

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Portimonense sign Rodrigo Moreira, one for the future

Rodrigo Moreira is 20, and Portimonense have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Player ratings

Gianluca Prestianni keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

71 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Remember the name: Dânio Djassi

He is 21, he is averaging 7.03, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Match

Gianluca Prestianni’s goal not enough for Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Benfica, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Carlinhos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dânio Djassi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.56, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gianluca Prestianni

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.49, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Zinho's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Portimonense will not try tonight.

In brief

70 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Remember the name: Gianluca Prestianni

He is 21, he is averaging 7.14, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Sporting CP

1‑2 to Sporting CP, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Yudai Tanaka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

69 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Portimonense against Rio Ave

0‑1 to Rio Ave, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vincenzo Natale

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Sergi Altimira

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Portimonense, and it is a cruel one.

Player ratings

The one thing Diego Rodrigues could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Elijah Benedict

Marked 5.39, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

68 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Zinho asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Javi Díaz says Portimonense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Elijah Benedict in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

67 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Portimonense's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Portimonense has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gil Martins keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gianluca Prestianni

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.70, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Davide Franzini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Davide Franzini, and the manager let it.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Portimonense and Vizela

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Talks stall between Portimonense and Rodrigo Rodrigues

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

66 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Portimonense

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Gianluca Prestianni is already the best thing here

An average of 7.06 in a first team he is several years too young for. Portimonense have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Diego Rodrigues in the eights

A performance of 9.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gianluca Prestianni

Marked 8.93 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sergi Altimira

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tiago Mamede

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Portimonense and Casa Pia take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

65 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Marlon Júnior keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Portimonense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

4 matches without a win for Portimonense

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Portimonense are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Diego Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dânio Djassi

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Arouca take the points off Portimonense

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Niclas Anspach gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Gianluca Prestianni could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

Dânio Djassi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Portimonense, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

64 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Zinho asks to leave Portimonense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Eduardo Ferreira: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Portimonense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Elijah Benedict

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Portimonense come up short against Porto

Porto left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

63 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense taken apart

1‑5 to Gil Vicente, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Dânio Djassi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tiago Mamede

Marked 8.56 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Javi Díaz out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Javi Díaz, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Portimonense

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Zinho

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zinho, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Sergi Altimira keeps on missing

Shots: 4, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

62 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Portimonense taken apart

0‑5 to Braga, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Diego Rodrigues was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Paulo Vitor

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Portimonense

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Dânio Djassi named player of the month

The award goes to Dânio Djassi, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

In brief

61 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Portimonense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Lucas Bonelli keeps Portimonense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Portimonense

Gianluca Prestianni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Portimonense find a way past Vitoria Guimaraes

Vitoria Guimaraes made Portimonense work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dânio Djassi

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.99, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gianluca Prestianni

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.88, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tiago Mamede

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

“I want to play”: Davide Franzini speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

60 Edition

The Portimonense Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Portimonense

0‑1 against Vizela, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bonelli

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Gianluca Prestianni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Portimonense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Portimonense see off Pacos de Ferreira

Three points for Portimonense, 3‑1 the final word against Pacos de Ferreira in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Diego Rodrigues

Marked 9.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gianluca Prestianni

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Portimonense lose Bruno Marques

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

No hiding place for Niclas Anspach

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Niclas Anspach, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Samy

A mark of 5.11 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief