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633 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun breaks a bone — 133 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 133 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Probiy turn it around against Prykarpattia

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. Probiy rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and Prykarpattia had no answer to any of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Anderson Gutiérrez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Anderson Gutiérrez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Probiy the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

3 goals for Volodymyr Vanat

The match ball belongs to Volodymyr Vanat, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Charlie Casper keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Anderson Gutiérrez, 36, rolls back the years — 9.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.14 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Probiy get the job done against Prykarpattia

A 5‑4 win over Prykarpattia, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ethian Morales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Anderson Gutiérrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$313.1K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Epicentr take the points off Probiy

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Lukasz Zalewski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Lukasz Zalewski

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Volodymyr Ivanychuk

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

631 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The cup run ends for Probiy

0‑4 against Shakhtar, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Jan Ramos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

The terraces

Probiy are taken apart by Shakhtar — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-4. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Anderson Gutiérrez yet — 8.93

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.93 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Anderson Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Volodymyr Vanat the difference as Probiy beat Chernihiv

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Volodymyr Vanat. 3‑2 against Chernihiv, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Jan Ramos at his very best
  • Player ratings Volodymyr Vanat was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Probiy dressing room in a hurry
630 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Matej Bozenik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Charlie Casper

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Volodymyr Vanat the difference as Probiy beat Inhulets

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Volodymyr Vanat. 1‑0 against Inhulets, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Vanat was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.17. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $16.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

629 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Patrik Brabec hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A brace, and Volodymyr Vanat takes the afternoon — 8.56

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Volodymyr Vanat provided it, and the 8.56 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Volodymyr Vanat the difference as Probiy beat Ahrobiznes

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Volodymyr Vanat. 3‑1 against Ahrobiznes, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

Wages eat 156% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Daniel Chejdysz in the eights

A performance of 8.90 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

628 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Probiy taken apart

1‑5 to Metalurh Zaporizhzhia, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Ethian Morales was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Volodymyr Vanat among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Volodymyr Vanat on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Probiy and Metalurh Zaporizhzhia.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A last season at home is what Rafael Tapia is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Probiy leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

627 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Probiy

0‑3 against Livyi Bereh, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Rafael Tapia puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Ethian Morales in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

6 academy players handed senior numbers at Probiy

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Rafael Tapia wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Probiy know it.

In brief

626 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 113 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Daniel Chejdysz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

625 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 120 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jan Ramos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Anderson Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 160% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

624 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Manuel Aguilar out for 127 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Probiy will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

623 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Manuel Aguilar breaks a bone — 134 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 134 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Anderson Gutiérrez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has been here 11 seasons

393 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Volodymyr Sharun and Probiy agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$344.9K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

622 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Manuel Aguilar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

621 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lukasz Zalewski

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Probiy lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ethian Morales puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Ethian Morales was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 143% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Probiy training over how hard people work
  • Squad Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts
620 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lukasz Zalewski

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Probiy lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Daniel Chejdysz asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

619 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lukasz Zalewski

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Probiy lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$340.1K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Ethian Morales

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

618 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ihor Haiduchok: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Probiy have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Volodymyr Vanat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Anderson Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Probiy are $16.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Probiy

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Vitaliy Tymchyk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

617 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

Wages eat 133% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Roman Terletskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

616 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Timur Pukhov asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Charlie Casper plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Patrik Brabec asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

615 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ruslan Bondar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Volodymyr Sharun's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Charlie Casper asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Volodymyr Ivanychuk linked with a move away

The name of Volodymyr Ivanychuk keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Probiy say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

614 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Probiy spell it out for Yaroslav Marlos

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Yaroslav Marlos has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roman Terletskiy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roman Terletskiy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Probiy the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Volodymyr Vanat puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Roman Hrytsenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Roman Hrytsenko and Probiy agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $345.7K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Probiy are $16.3M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

613 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Charlie Casper asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 143% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Daniel Chejdysz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

612 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Timur Pukhov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Timur Pukhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, Charlie Casper plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Anderson Gutiérrez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Probiy, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Ignacio Sanz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

611 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Anderson Gutiérrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Volodymyr Sharun's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Volodymyr Ivanychuk linked with a move away

The name of Volodymyr Ivanychuk keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Probiy say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

610 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Roman Terletskiy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roman Terletskiy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Probiy the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Matej Bozenik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Volodymyr Ivanychuk and Probiy agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $340.7K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Ihor Haiduchok

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ihor Haiduchok, and the manager let it.

In brief

609 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Volodymyr Vanat hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

154% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nika Okriashvili is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

608 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Market

Timur Pukhov asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Charlie Casper knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Charlie Casper trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ignacio Sanz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

607 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ruslan Bondar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A move Hlib Nalyvaiko would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Hlib Nalyvaiko is living that version at Probiy, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Volodymyr Ivanychuk linked with a move away

The name of Volodymyr Ivanychuk keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Probiy say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

606 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Roman Terletskiy asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Roman Terletskiy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Probiy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Roman Terletskiy has agreed to leave Probiy for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Boardroom

The owner puts $333.0K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Probiy are $16.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Daniel Chejdysz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun is still paying for one afternoon at Probiy

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Nika Okriashvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Charlie Casper plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

605 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Charlie Casper puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Charlie Casper wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Probiy know it.

Squad

Charlie Casper wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Probiy now know that too.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 143% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Daniel Chejdysz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The clock does Roman Terletskiy’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Probiy could ask drops and the wages Roman Terletskiy can ask rise.

In brief

604 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

12 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Vanat scores twice — 8.30

Two goals and a mark of 8.30 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Daniel Chejdysz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk, 33, rolls back the years — 8.25

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.25 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Anderson Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Volodymyr Vanat among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Volodymyr Vanat on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Probiy and Feniks.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Babanin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

603 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Probiy against Bukovyna

0‑2 to Bukovyna, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Daniel Chejdysz wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Probiy know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nika Okriashvili is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Probiy sign Oleksandr Tymoschuk, one for the future

Oleksandr Tymoschuk is 19, and Probiy have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

602 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Probiy put Yaroslav Marlos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Roman Terletskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $335.0K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

601 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

9 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Timur Pukhov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kudrivka take the points off Probiy

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages eat 155% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Halii

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

600 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Anderson Gutiérrez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Match

8 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Volodymyr Ivanychuk

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Probiy against Victoriia Sumy

1‑2 to Victoriia Sumy, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Artur Bybik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artur Bybik, and the manager let it.

Squad

Nika Okriashvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

599 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ruslan Bondar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Volodymyr Ivanychuk

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Probiy come up short against Nyva

Nyva left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Roman Hrytsenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Daniel Chejdysz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

598 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Probiy

A 0‑4 beating by Livyi Bereh was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Roman Terletskiy asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Probiy

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jan Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Charlie Casper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Casper, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Probiy are $15.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Daniel Chejdysz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

597 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

A brace, and Oleh Pavlusiv takes the afternoon — 8.07

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Oleh Pavlusiv provided it, and the 8.07 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Timur Pukhov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Stanislav Kovalenko, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.94

A mark of 7.94 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

5 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Anderson Gutiérrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$327.9K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

176% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

596 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Probiy

0‑6 against Vorskla, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Match

4 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Probiy and Vorskla in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

No hiding place for Oleh Pavlusiv

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oleh Pavlusiv, and the manager let it.

In brief

595 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Volodymyr Ivanychuk yet — 8.13

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.13 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Matej Bozenik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Probiy come up short against Epicentr

Epicentr left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timur Pukhov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

594 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Roman Terletskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Probiy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Anderson Gutiérrez yet — 8.08

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Jan Ramos

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jan Ramos

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.59, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Ruslan Bondar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ruslan Bondar, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Probiy are $15.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Match

Jan Ramos rescues a point for Probiy

It needed Jan Ramos to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Chernihiv, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

593 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Probiy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Timur Pukhov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$322.3K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

A bad afternoon for Probiy against Inhulets

1‑2 to Inhulets, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

188% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Anderson Gutiérrez

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

592 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Player ratings

Anderson Gutiérrez, 35, rolls back the years — 8.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.85 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Stanislav Kovalenko, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.91

A mark of 7.91 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Probiy see off Ahrobiznes

Three points for Probiy, 1‑0 the final word against Ahrobiznes in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Artur Bybik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

591 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Artur Bybik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Artur Bybik: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Probiy have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Probiy come up short against Metalurh Zaporizhzhia

Metalurh Zaporizhzhia left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Jan Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignacio Sanz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Daniel Chejdysz in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Still no ink between Probiy and Anderson Gutiérrez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Probiy, another week without a signature from Anderson Gutiérrez.

Market

Volodymyr Ivanychuk linked with a move away

The name of Volodymyr Ivanychuk keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Probiy say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

590 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Poltava punish Probiy for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Patrik Brabec will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Probiy escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Market

Roman Terletskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Timur Pukhov says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Patrik Brabec pops up at the right end — 7.11

7.11, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Anderson Gutiérrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jan Ramos was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.78. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Lunyov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Oleh Pavlusiv at his very best

Marked 8.19. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Probiy.

In brief

589 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv scores twice — 8.24

Two goals and a mark of 8.24 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Volodymyr Ivanychuk yet — 9.23

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Daniel Chejdysz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv the difference as Probiy beat Feniks

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Oleh Pavlusiv. 3‑2 against Feniks, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

186% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

Probiy supporters have found a favourite in Jan Ramos

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Jan Ramos has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

588 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Probiy put Yaroslav Marlos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk, 33, rolls back the years — 8.59

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.59 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $323.4K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Player ratings

Anderson Gutiérrez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

587 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Artur Bybik asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk, 33, rolls back the years — 8.83

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.83 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Volodymyr Ivanychuk’s goal not enough for Probiy

Volodymyr Ivanychuk scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Podillia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Ignacio Sanz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Anderson Gutiérrez

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Ruslan Bondar

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Probiy, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

586 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Probiy come up short against Kudrivka

Kudrivka left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Lunyov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Probiy and Ruslan Lunyov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Probiy pick somebody else ahead of Artur Bybik

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

The Volodymyr Ivanychuk question follows Probiy around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Volodymyr Ivanychuk’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

585 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Daniel Chejdysz asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Volodymyr Ivanychuk yet — 8.18

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.18 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Victoriia Sumy take the points off Probiy

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

167% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Jan Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anderson Gutiérrez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Daniel Chejdysz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Still no ink between Probiy and Artur Bybik

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Probiy, another week without a signature from Artur Bybik.

In brief

584 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ruslan Bondar

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vladyslav Babanin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladyslav Babanin commits to Probiy for another 2 years.

Boardroom

$320.9K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jan Ramos

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Charlie Casper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Casper, and the manager let it.

Match

Probiy get the job done against Nyva

A 1‑0 win over Nyva, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

583 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jan Ramos

Marked 8.92 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Jan Ramos the difference as Probiy beat Livyi Bereh

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jan Ramos. 1‑0 against Livyi Bereh, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Timur Pukhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ruslan Bondar was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Roman Terletskiy

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladyslav Halii

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

582 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Volodymyr Sharun

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Artur Bybik says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jan Ramos takes the afternoon — 8.72

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jan Ramos provided it, and the 8.72 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Probiy leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Probiy and UCSA go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Probiy and UCSA, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

The terraces

Probiy supporters have found a favourite in Jan Ramos

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Jan Ramos has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Bondar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nika Okriashvili at his very best

Marked 8.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Probiy.

In brief

581 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Vorskla punish Probiy for switching off

3 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Oleh Pavlusiv will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Probiy escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

A brace, and Oleh Pavlusiv takes the afternoon — 8.38

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Oleh Pavlusiv provided it, and the 8.38 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Matej Bozenik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Probiy are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Probiy supporters have found a favourite in Patrik Brabec

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Patrik Brabec has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

  • Boardroom 131% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy
  • Player ratings Patrik Brabec was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Squad No hiding place for Ignacio Sanz
580 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$304.3K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Probiy

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Epicentr take the points off Probiy

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Charlie Casper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Casper, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $15.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

  • Market Still no ink between Probiy and Artur Bybik
  • Squad 5 new faces, and Probiy are still learning each other
  • Market Experience through the door at Probiy
579 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Probiy out

Out, 1‑4 to Shakhtar, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

Probiy refuse to lose, and Nika Okriashvili leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Nika Okriashvili was at the centre of it, Chernihiv were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Player ratings

Both of them Nika Okriashvili's — 9.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Shakhtar leaves Probiy explaining themselves

1-4, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Player ratings

Roman Terletskiy, 33, rolls back the years — 8.65

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.65 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nika Okriashvili the difference as Probiy beat Chernihiv

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nika Okriashvili. 4‑3 against Chernihiv, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Roman Hrytsenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Daniel Chejdysz

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

578 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Timur Pukhov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Roman Terletskiy, 33, rolls back the years — 7.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.94 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Vladyslav Halii goes up and wins it — 7.80

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.80 for the rest of it.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Match

Probiy come up short against Inhulets

Inhulets left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 goals as Probiy and Inhulets go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Probiy and Inhulets, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Nika Okriashvili

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

577 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv scores twice — 8.80

Two goals and a mark of 8.80 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Volodymyr Ivanychuk

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv sends Probiy past Ahrobiznes

It finished 2‑0, and it was Oleh Pavlusiv’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Probiy.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ruslan Bondar

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Boardroom

113% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Daniel Chejdysz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Vladyslav Halii

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

576 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Valentyn Buialskyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nika Okriashvili

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Metalurh Zaporizhzhia take the points off Probiy

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Timur Pukhov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.9M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

575 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Volodymyr Sharun keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

5 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Charlie Casper stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Charlie Casper and Probiy agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Probiy and Poltava go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Probiy and Poltava, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Volodymyr Ivanychuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv’s goal not enough for Probiy

Oleh Pavlusiv scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Poltava, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Boardroom

The owner puts $285.2K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

574 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrik Brabec

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrik Brabec will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Probiy the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Probiy

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Yaroslav Mudryk steps up from the Probiy academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Yaroslav Mudryk has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Probiy promote Oleh Kocherhin from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Oleh Kocherhin has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Yevhen Popov joins the Probiy first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Yevhen Popov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Boardroom

A promise the Probiy board did not keep

There was a commitment, there was a date, and the date went past. Trust at a football club takes years to build and one afternoon to spend.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Roman Terletskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

573 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Roman Terletskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

107% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Ruslan Bondar knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ruslan Bondar trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The clock does Maxim Marchenko’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Probiy could ask drops and the wages Maxim Marchenko can ask rise.

Market

The shop window has Yevhen Makarenko in it

Probiy have let the market know Yevhen Makarenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

572 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Valentyn Buialskyi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Probiy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Ruslan Lunyov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

571 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Maxim Marchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Maxim Marchenko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Maxim Marchenko has agreed to leave Probiy for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $275.6K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

570 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Probiy sink to position 16

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Patrik Brabec is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Probiy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Vitaliy Tymchyk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The shop window has Maxim Marchenko in it

Probiy have let the market know Maxim Marchenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

Still no signature from Patrik Brabec

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Probiy could get for him.

Market

Probiy and Yaroslav Ananchenko are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

569 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Yevhen Makarenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Probiy count the cost of losing Timur Pukhov

24 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Timur Pukhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 102% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

568 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

No place for Maxim Marchenko in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Maxim Marchenko has his answer from Probiy; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Jan Ramos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Probiy and Ruslan Lunyov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Probiy, another week without a signature from Ruslan Lunyov.

Squad

Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

567 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has been here 10 seasons

353 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $252.3K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Vitaliy Tymchyk signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vitaliy Tymchyk commits to Probiy for another 2 years.

Market

Still no ink between Probiy and Patrik Brabec

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Probiy, another week without a signature from Patrik Brabec.

Squad

When it matters, Volodymyr Ivanychuk plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

566 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Probiy are in real trouble now

Position 16, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Patrik Brabec has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

10 seasons of Volodymyr Ivanychuk

353 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Probiy know what they have.

Boardroom

Probiy to lose Patrik Brabec for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Patrik Brabec has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ruslan Bondar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Probiy and Roman Terletskiy are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The clock does Patrik Brabec’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Probiy could ask drops and the wages Patrik Brabec can ask rise.

In brief

565 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Yevhen Makarenko asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Ruslan Bondar knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ruslan Bondar trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

564 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Robert Ergas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

563 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patrik Brabec

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Vitaliy Tymchyk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

562 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Probiy

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Probiy put Yaroslav Marlos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

An order from above at Probiy: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Boardroom

$251.0K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Timur Pukhov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Probiy lose Yaroslav Ananchenko

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Probiy and Robert Ergas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

561 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Nika Okriashvili keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Probiy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yevhen Makarenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

115% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Patrik Brabec

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

560 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

559 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dmytro Mykhailychenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

558 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Probiy

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Timur Pukhov says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$242.0K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert Ergas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

557 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Yevhen Makarenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 120% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Robert Ergas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Probiy, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

556 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Squad

Yaroslav Shakhov says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

555 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Timur Pukhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, Volodymyr Ivanychuk plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Robert Ergas runs his contract down

7 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Probiy money.

In brief

554 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Probiy sink to position 16

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladyslav Babanin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladyslav Babanin commits to Probiy for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Lunyov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Jan Ramos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jan Ramos, and the manager let it.

Market

Probiy and Patrik Brabec are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

553 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Stanislav Tymchyk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Probiy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yevhen Makarenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vladyslav Babanin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladyslav Babanin commits to Probiy for another 2 years.

Boardroom

The owner puts $227.2K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

552 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Probiy

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

A promise honoured for Ruslan Bondar

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Probiy told Ruslan Bondar something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Charlie Casper has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

551 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charlie Casper

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Stanislav Tymchyk at 20 — 7.65

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Stanislav Tymchyk did not need any: 7.65, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Probiy agree a free transfer for Ilya Bondarenko

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

Probiy come up short against Feniks

Feniks left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ruslan Lunyov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Oleh Pavlusiv gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

550 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Probiy

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Probiy come up short against Bukovyna

Bukovyna left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Babanin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Volodymyr Ivanychuk plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Robert Ergas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Valentyn Buialskyi

A mark of 5.26 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Market

Robert Huk joins Probiy to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Probiy have gone and got theirs early.

In brief

549 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Probiy put Yaroslav Marlos on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The terraces

The mood at Probiy has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Dmytro Mykhailychenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

An order from above at Probiy: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

An unwelcome headline for Timur Pukhov

He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday. The order of those three tells you everything about what a football club actually values.

Boardroom

$252.2K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert Ergas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Probiy supporters have found a favourite in Jan Ramos

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Jan Ramos has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

548 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

At 21, Tobias Braun is already the best thing here

An average of 7.07 in a first team he is several years too young for. Probiy have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Match

Probiy leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Probiy come up short against Kudrivka

Kudrivka left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Charlie Casper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Probiy cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Timur Pukhov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Probiy are $14.6M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

When it matters, Charlie Casper plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

547 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv leads the rout of Victoriia Sumy

5‑2, and Oleh Pavlusiv took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Probiy tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Volodymyr Ivanychuk takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Volodymyr Ivanychuk provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv scores twice — 8.50

Two goals and a mark of 8.50 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Tobias Braun has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Charlie Casper keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Probiy and Victoriia Sumy in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Braun is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

546 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Probiy are in real trouble now

Position 16, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk in the eights

A performance of 9.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Tobias Braun falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Roman Hrytsenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv rescues a point for Probiy

It needed Oleh Pavlusiv to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Nyva, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Volodymyr Ivanychuk

4 goals and a season average of 7.29 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Tobias Braun runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Still no signature from Tobias Braun

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Probiy could get for him.

In brief

545 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$234.2K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Probiy come up short against Livyi Bereh

Livyi Bereh left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages eat 137% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Bondar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Probiy and Robert Ergas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Volodymyr Ivanychuk

3 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

544 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charlie Casper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv scores twice — 8.37

Two goals and a mark of 8.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Dmytro Mykhailychenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tobias Braun is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.07 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Probiy know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tobias Braun

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Probiy find a way past UCSA

UCSA made Probiy work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

543 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Probiy

Beaten 1‑4 by Prykarpattia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Oleh Pavlusiv asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Tobias Braun is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Probiy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Charlie Casper keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Valentyn Buialskyi says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tobias Braun

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Probiy debt reaches $14.4M
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Probiy dressing room in a hurry
  • Market Probiy and Patrik Brabec are talking past each other
542 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Probiy sink to position 16

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Robert Ergas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Probiy come up short against Epicentr

Epicentr left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Roman Hrytsenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Charlie Casper plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv could have had three

9 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • Market Still no signature from Tobias Braun
  • Boardroom The Probiy production line keeps running
541 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Patrik Brabec

22 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Boardroom

$220.3K of the owner's money at Probiy

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Braun is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

140% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Probiy and Robert Ergas

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Volodymyr Ivanychuk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Probiy will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Stanislav Tymchyk

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Stanislav Tymchyk has come out of that comparison in the side, and Probiy have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ruslan Bondar

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

540 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Tobias Braun at 21 — 8.69

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Tobias Braun did not need any: 8.69, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Charlie Casper keeps Probiy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Dmytro Mykhailychenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

At 21, Tobias Braun is already the best thing here

An average of 7.07 in a first team he is several years too young for. Probiy have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kolos take the points off Probiy

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

Probiy supporters have found a favourite in Tobias Braun

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Tobias Braun has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

539 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 49 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 49 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Tobias Braun has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Dmytro Mykhailychenko says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Tobias Braun runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk in the eights

A performance of 8.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

The Probiy debt reaches $14.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Match

Probiy and Ahrobiznes take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

538 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Probiy are in real trouble now

Position 16, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Probiy run riot against Metalurh Zaporizhzhia

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Kay van de Vorst takes the afternoon — 8.98

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kay van de Vorst provided it, and the 8.98 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charlie Casper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Patrik Brabec, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.73

A mark of 7.73 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Ruslan Bondar was immovable

26 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Vladyslav Halii shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

537 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

20 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 20, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 63 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 63 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charlie Casper

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Jan Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Charlie Casper in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Probiy against Poltava

1‑2 to Poltava, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 143% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Oleh Pavlusiv keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

536 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 70 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 70 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

The Probiy board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Charlie Casper was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tobias Braun is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Probiy know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Boardroom

The owner puts $203.9K into Probiy

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Match

Oleh Pavlusiv’s goal not enough for Probiy

Oleh Pavlusiv scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Feniks, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

535 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

18 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 77 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 77 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ruslan Bondar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Tobias Braun has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Charlie Casper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Robert Ergas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Volodymyr Ivanychuk runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Probiy come up short against Bukovyna

Bukovyna left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

534 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Robert Ergas breaks a bone — 84 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 84 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Yaroslav Ananchenko damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Probiy are in real trouble now

Position 16, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Tobias Braun, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 9.97

A mark of 9.97 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

3 goals for Tobias Braun

The match ball belongs to Tobias Braun, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Dmytro Mykhailychenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Probiy and Podillia in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Tobias Braun falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief