Rampla Juniors U18

Uruguayan Segunda Division U18
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rampla Juniors refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 50 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

A last season at home is what Zsolt Kojnok is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kahéne Gomis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kahéne Gomis and Rampla Juniors agree another 4 years.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$1.2M on the table at Rampla Juniors

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

631 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tiago Bleda has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rampla Juniors will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Marcelo González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Martin Fernandez pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

629 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rampla Juniors up to position 2

50 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Bruno Muñoz keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rampla Juniors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

628 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Guzmán Trucido is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 26 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Guzmán Trucido scores twice — 8.24

Two goals and a mark of 8.24 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kevin Alaniz and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rampla Juniors against Albion

2‑3 to Albion, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Augusto Bottini

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Uriel Arena

A mark of 5.78 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

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2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Guzmán Trucido takes the afternoon — 8.70

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Guzmán Trucido provided it, and the 8.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Kahl yet — 9.10

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Guzmán Trucido is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Manuel Varela at 19 — 8.04

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Manuel Varela did not need any: 8.04, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kevin Alaniz and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Nobody wants to play Rampla Juniors right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Rampla Juniors keep winning on the road

4 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Match

Rampla Juniors see off Central Espanol

Three points for Rampla Juniors, 3‑2 the final word against Central Espanol in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis scores twice — 8.93

Two goals and a mark of 8.93 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Guzmán Trucido's — 8.32

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.32, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Rampla Juniors

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marcelo González yet — 8.71

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.71 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Guzmán Trucido

22 goals and a season average of 7.25 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Home is on Zsolt Kojnok's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rampla Juniors are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Kahéne Gomis the difference as Rampla Juniors beat Rentistas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kahéne Gomis. 4‑3 against Rentistas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Rampla Juniors and Rentistas in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

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19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rampla Juniors up to position 2

44 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Whatever happens, Rampla Juniors do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Carlos Caceres is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rampla Juniors is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Kahéne Gomis is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.46 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Rampla Juniors are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Guzmán Trucido

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marcelo González yet — 9.11

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.11 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Whatever happens, Rampla Juniors do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Marcelo González is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.46 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Emilio Figueredo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.07. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Rampla Juniors and Plaza Colonia take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marco Posse yet — 9.08

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Guzmán Trucido is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Franco Caceres keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rampla Juniors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

8 unbeaten for Rampla Juniors

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Rampla Juniors did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Agustín Kahl signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Agustín Kahl commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Match

Rampla Juniors get the job done against Uruguay Montevideo

A 2‑1 win over Uruguay Montevideo, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Rampla Juniors academy

8 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz, 35, rolls back the years — 8.03

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.03 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Rampla Juniors turn down Boston River for Carlos Caceres

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

7 unbeaten for Rampla Juniors

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Rampla Juniors did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Brian Mendez at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Squad

Emilio Figueredo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marcelo González is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Alvaro Gimenez will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marco Posse

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Kahéne Gomis takes the afternoon — 9.60

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kahéne Gomis provided it, and the 9.60 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Rampla Juniors are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 36 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marcelo González yet — 8.93

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.93 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Rampla Juniors

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Rampla Juniors get the job done against Progreso

A 2‑0 win over Progreso, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kahéne Gomis

6 goals and a season average of 7.46 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

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The Rampla Juniors Herald

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Kahl yet — 8.92

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.92 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Henrique Peixoto says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Carlos Caceres asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Rampla Juniors share the spoils with River Plate

A 1‑1 draw with River Plate leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Racing are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Rampla Juniors will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Guzmán Trucido could have had three

7 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

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7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis shuts the door

Defensive actions: 36, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Guzmán Trucido is carrying Rampla Juniors

19 goals and a season average of 7.33. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Rampla Juniors cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Rampla Juniors see off Deportivo Maldonado

Three points for Rampla Juniors, 1‑0 the final word against Deportivo Maldonado in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Guzmán Trucido

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Uriel Arena gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Guzmán Trucido named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Guzmán Trucido is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

618 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Guzmán Trucido breaks Colon hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Guzmán Trucido scored in the 85th minute, Colon had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Rampla Juniors took the lot.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Guzmán Trucido is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Rampla Juniors get the job done against Colon

A 1‑0 win over Colon, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Guzmán Trucido

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kahéne Gomis

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Emilio Figueredo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

617 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Guzmán Trucido takes the afternoon — 8.16

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Guzmán Trucido provided it, and the 8.16 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Rampla Juniors are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 26 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl, 34, rolls back the years — 8.54

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.54 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Guzmán Trucido

17 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Home is on Zsolt Kojnok's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rampla Juniors are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Guzmán Trucido sends Rampla Juniors past La Luz

It finished 2‑0, and it was Guzmán Trucido’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Rampla Juniors.

In brief

616 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kevin Alaniz yet — 8.12

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Guzmán Trucido

15 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alvaro Gimenez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Guzmán Trucido

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

615 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Marcelo González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rampla Juniors against Albion

1‑2 to Albion, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Guzmán Trucido

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marco Posse

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

An afternoon Juan Pablo Viré will want back

Marked 4.18. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marcelo González

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Axel Vargas

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

614 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Máximo Gutierrez

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Uriel Arena gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The month belongs to Guzmán Trucido

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Rampla Juniors have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Rampla Juniors had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

613 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Emilio Figueredo drives the Rampla Juniors comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Emilio Figueredo decided otherwise. Rentistas had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Player ratings

Emilio Figueredo scores twice — 8.81

Two goals and a mark of 8.81 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Rampla Juniors refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 21 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marcelo González yet — 8.51

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.51 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Emilio Figueredo sends Rampla Juniors past Rentistas

It finished 3‑2, and it was Emilio Figueredo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Rampla Juniors.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The game went through Kevin Alaniz — 7.39

Marked 7.39 on 12 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

Rampla Juniors are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

In brief

612 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Henrique Peixoto says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Guzmán Trucido’s goal not enough for Rampla Juniors

Guzmán Trucido scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Tacuarembo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Guzmán Trucido at his very best

Marked 8.20. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kahéne Gomis at his very best

Marked 8.01. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

In brief

611 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A day Guzmán Trucido will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Rampla Juniors come from 2 down to beat Plaza Colonia

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Rampla Juniors found something the first half had given no notice of, and Plaza Colonia could not hold what they had.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Marcelo González yet — 8.55

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.55 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Nobody wants to play Rampla Juniors right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Guzmán Trucido in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Rampla Juniors see off Plaza Colonia

Three points for Rampla Juniors, 4‑3 the final word against Plaza Colonia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Marcelo González falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Augusto Bottini

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

610 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Rampla Juniors run riot against Uruguay Montevideo

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Guzmán Trucido takes the afternoon — 8.39

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Guzmán Trucido provided it, and the 8.39 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz, 35, rolls back the years — 8.51

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.51 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Rampla Juniors right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Máximo Gutierrez and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kahéne Gomis at his very best

Marked 9.67. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marcelo González is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

609 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Marcelo González takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Marcelo González provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Marcelo González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.55. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Marcelo González the difference as Rampla Juniors beat Atenas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marcelo González. 3‑1 against Atenas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Emilio Figueredo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Marco Posse at his very best

Marked 8.45. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manuel Varela

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

608 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Rafael Santos is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Rafael Santos: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

Ivan Rodriguez damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The cup run ends for Rampla Juniors

0‑0 against Cerro Largo, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Both of them Guzmán Trucido's — 8.70

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.70, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Marcelo González, 33, rolls back the years — 8.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.17 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Rampla Juniors know it.

Player ratings

Alejandro Hernandez shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Rampla Juniors see off Progreso

Three points for Rampla Juniors, 3‑2 the final word against Progreso in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

607 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manuel Varela

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Kahéne Gomis

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tiago Bleda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

606 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Marcelo González, 33, rolls back the years — 8.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.17 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Agustín Kahl pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Zsolt Kojnok and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years.

Match

Deportivo Maldonado take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kahéne Gomis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

605 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

604 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Rampla Juniors run riot against La Luz

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A day Guzmán Trucido will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kevin Alaniz yet — 9.08

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Rampla Juniors and La Luz in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Guzmán Trucido at his very best

Marked 9.38. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Marcelo González at his very best

Marked 9.19. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

In brief

603 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

15 academy players handed senior numbers at Rampla Juniors

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

One of our own: Jonathan Barrios joins the Rampla Juniors first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Jonathan Barrios is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Rampla Juniors promote Thiago Valverde from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Thiago Valverde has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Rodrigo Gonzalez joins the Rampla Juniors first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Rodrigo Gonzalez is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

602 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Franco Caceres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rampla Juniors can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Augusto Bottini stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Augusto Bottini and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

601 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

600 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

599 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

70 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Rampla Juniors count the cost of losing Zsolt Kojnok

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

598 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

597 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

It is over: Rampla Juniors are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Rampla Juniors

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Rampla Juniors

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Franco Caceres asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kevin Alaniz and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

596 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rampla Juniors

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rampla Juniors is running low.

In brief

595 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 16

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Christian Franco puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Marcelo González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

594 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

593 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Pedro Riva out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Franco Caceres puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Agustín Kahl signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Agustín Kahl commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Joedrick Pupe told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Joedrick Pupe has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Rampla Juniors.

In brief

592 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Axel Vargas out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rampla Juniors

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rampla Juniors is running low.

In brief

591 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 16, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Axel Vargas out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

590 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

133 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Axel Vargas out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

589 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

140 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Axel Vargas out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Franco Caceres puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

588 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Augusto Bottini

147 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Axel Vargas out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Rampla Juniors

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Nicolás Watson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nicolás Watson and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Marcelo González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

587 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Augusto Bottini damages knee ligaments — 154 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 154 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 16

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Axel Vargas breaks a bone — 81 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 81 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

586 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Augusto Bottini damages knee ligaments — 161 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 161 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Axel Vargas breaks a bone — 88 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 88 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

585 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Axel Vargas breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ignacio Gonella keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rampla Juniors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

584 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Axel Vargas breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rampla Juniors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rampla Juniors boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

In brief

583 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Rampla Juniors

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

582 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

581 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Home is on Zsolt Kojnok's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rampla Juniors are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Gastón Mansilla gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

580 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Player ratings

A brace, and Guzmán Trucido takes the afternoon — 8.16

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Guzmán Trucido provided it, and the 8.16 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Franco Caceres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rampla Juniors can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz, 34, rolls back the years — 8.01

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.01 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Máximo Gutierrez and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Fenix

Fenix left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Rampla Juniors

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

579 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 16, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl, 33, rolls back the years — 8.62

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.62 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Agustín Kahl’s goal not enough for Rampla Juniors

Agustín Kahl scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Cerro Largo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Augusto Bottini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Máximo Gutierrez

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

A Rampla Juniors teenager takes the young player award

Manuel Varela is 18, and for one weekend he was the best of everybody his age in the division. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Juan Pablo Viré

A mark of 5.43 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

578 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

Manuel Varela, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 8.69

A mark of 8.69 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rampla Juniors against Montevideo City Torque

3‑4 to Montevideo City Torque, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

7 goals as Rampla Juniors and Montevideo City Torque go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Rampla Juniors and Montevideo City Torque, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Manuel Varela

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Ignacio Gonella gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.52. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

577 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Rampla Juniors refuse to lose, and Marcelo González leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Marcelo González was at the centre of it, Defensor Sporting were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Squad

A day Marcelo González will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kevin Alaniz yet — 8.37

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.37 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Marcelo González at his very best

Marked 10.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Match

Rampla Juniors get the job done against Defensor Sporting

A 4‑2 win over Defensor Sporting, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Marcelo González is carrying Rampla Juniors

9 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Gastón Mansilla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 9. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

576 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Guzmán Trucido gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Guzmán Trucido has just signed for Rampla Juniors, and for once the answer mattered.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Rampla Juniors dugout

9 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Guzmán Trucido

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Guzmán Trucido, and the manager let it.

Squad

Marcelo González is carrying Rampla Juniors

6 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Juan Pedro Riva

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Point won or two lost for Rampla Juniors?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Nacional? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Player ratings

Guzmán Trucido never got going

5.56 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

575 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Rampla Juniors

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Rampla Juniors

Position 16 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Rampla Juniors for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Player ratings

Kevin Alaniz, 34, rolls back the years — 8.64

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.64 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Zsolt Kojnok commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Kahl

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

574 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Rampla Juniors

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Rampla Juniors are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Rampla Juniors

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Kahl yet — 8.00

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Miguel Almiron: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rampla Juniors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Marcelo González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Deportivo Maldonado

Deportivo Maldonado left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Marcelo González runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

573 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Rampla Juniors taken apart

0‑4 to Racing, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Marcelo González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicolás Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolás Watson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kevin Alaniz

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Inquest at Rampla Juniors

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Marcelo González

5 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Augusto Bottini

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

572 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Rampla Juniors know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Rampla Juniors now know that too.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kahéne Gomis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

571 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Rampla Juniors

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Rampla Juniors are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Rampla Juniors

Position 16 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

A hiding for Rampla Juniors

Beaten 2‑5 by Artigas, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Augusto Bottini signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Augusto Bottini commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 goals as Rampla Juniors and Artigas go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Rampla Juniors and Artigas, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

570 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Both of them Kahéne Gomis's — 8.73

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.73, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Both of them Brian Mendez's — 8.45

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.45, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rampla Juniors

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rampla Juniors is running low.

Squad

Manuel Varela: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rampla Juniors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ignacio Gonella out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Ignacio Gonella, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Brian Mendez among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Brian Mendez on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Rampla Juniors and Danubio.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

569 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Joedrick Pupe says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Liverpool Montevideo

Liverpool Montevideo left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

568 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gastón Mansilla: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rampla Juniors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Penarol

Penarol left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

567 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 16

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

9 matches without a win for Rampla Juniors

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Rampla Juniors are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl, 33, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kevin Alaniz commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Marcelo González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marcelo González

Marked 8.99 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Rampla Juniors share the spoils with Wanderers

A 1‑1 draw with Wanderers leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

566 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rampla Juniors boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Juventud

Juventud left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Augusto Bottini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Augusto Bottini, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Marco Posse runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Augusto Bottini

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Augusto Bottini knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Augusto Bottini is still paying for one afternoon at Rampla Juniors

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

565 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Marcelo González in the eights

A performance of 8.61 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Gastón Mansilla gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rampla Juniors count the cost of losing Daniel Fernandez

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Rampla Juniors share the spoils with Fenix

A 1‑1 draw with Fenix leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kevin Alaniz

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Ignacio Gonella

7 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

564 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Agustín Kahl's — 8.93

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.93, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Cerro Largo

Cerro Largo left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Rampla Juniors and Cerro Largo in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicolás Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolás Watson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Gonella

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rampla Juniors lose Joaquin Martinez

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

563 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 16, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Rampla Juniors

A 0‑4 beating by Montevideo City Torque was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

No end in sight to Rampla Juniors's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Rampla Juniors has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Home is on Zsolt Kojnok's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rampla Juniors are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Joedrick Pupe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joedrick Pupe and Rampla Juniors agree another 1 years.

Squad

Costly mistake from Augusto Bottini

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Augusto Bottini knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Inquest at Rampla Juniors

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Zsolt Kojnok

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

562 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

4 matches without a win for Rampla Juniors

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Rampla Juniors are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Agustín Kahl signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Agustín Kahl commits to Rampla Juniors for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

561 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nacional take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Augusto Bottini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Augusto Bottini, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marcelo González

Marked 8.70 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Axel Vargas

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Bruno Muñoz

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Rampla Juniors were going nowhere until he came on.

In brief

560 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl, 33, rolls back the years — 8.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.81 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Ignacio Gonella’s goal not enough for Rampla Juniors

Ignacio Gonella scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Cerro, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

7 goals as Rampla Juniors and Cerro go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Rampla Juniors and Cerro, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kahéne Gomis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.51, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marcelo González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Juan Pedro Riva gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Nicolás Watson dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

559 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Rampla Juniors

0‑3 against Deportivo Maldonado, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 15

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl, 33, rolls back the years — 8.06

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.06 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Marcelo González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicolás Watson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolás Watson, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Rampla Juniors

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief

558 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Kahl yet — 8.10

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nicolás Watson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nicolás Watson and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Augusto Bottini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Kahéne Gomis in the eights

A performance of 9.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Rampla Juniors get the job done against Racing

A 2‑1 win over Racing, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marcelo González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

557 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rios out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gustavo Pereyra says Rampla Juniors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Boston River take the points off Rampla Juniors

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Agustín Kahl runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

556 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Rampla Juniors taken apart

1‑4 to Artigas, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Rampla Juniors out of the cup

Deportivo Maldonado ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Manuel Varela, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 8.83

A mark of 8.83 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Gastón Mansilla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Brian Mendez

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Brian Mendez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.47. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

555 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Kahéne Gomis

35 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Augusto Bottini

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marco Posse

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Marco Posse the difference as Rampla Juniors beat Danubio

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Marco Posse. 1‑0 against Danubio, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joedrick Pupe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Rampla Juniors and Gastón Mansilla are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Juan Pedro Riva

Defensive actions: 11. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

554 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Rampla Juniors has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Rampla Juniors know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Máximo Gutierrez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tiago Bleda’s goal not enough for Rampla Juniors

Tiago Bleda scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Liverpool Montevideo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tiago Bleda at his very best

Marked 8.78. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rampla Juniors.

Player ratings

Brian Mendez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

553 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Marcelo González: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rampla Juniors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Rampla Juniors

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Marcelo González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Rampla Juniors

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

Rampla Juniors come up short against Penarol

Penarol left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Manuel Varela runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ignacio Gonella could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

552 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Agustín Kahl damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Rampla Juniors

0‑3 against Wanderers, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Augusto Bottini keeps Rampla Juniors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Inquest at Rampla Juniors

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

551 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Agustín Kahl damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Alvaro Gimenez out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

A hiding for Rampla Juniors

Beaten 0‑3 by Juventud, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Augusto Bottini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

12 academy players handed senior numbers at Rampla Juniors

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Rampla Juniors promote Camilo Coates from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Camilo Coates has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Ramon Acosta joins the Rampla Juniors first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ramon Acosta is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Rampla Juniors promote Andres Cardozo from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andres Cardozo has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

550 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Agustín Kahl

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

549 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Agustín Kahl

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rampla Juniors lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Rampla Juniors

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Juan Pedro Riva stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Juan Pedro Riva and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Máximo Gutierrez's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

In brief

548 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Gonzalo Rivera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marco Posse has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rampla Juniors will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Alan Benítez's mistake
547 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rampla Juniors boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 14

28 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alvaro Gimenez commits to Rampla Juniors for another 3 years.

In brief

546 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Manuel Varela puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Juan Castillo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Juan Castillo and Rampla Juniors agree another 3 years.

Market

Rampla Juniors bring in an old head

Gastón Mansilla is 39 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

545 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Rampla Juniors

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Zsolt Kojnok and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Zsolt Kojnok's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rampla Juniors are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Gonzalo Rivera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Rampla Juniors and Augusto Bottini are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Joedrick Pupe brings the grey hairs Rampla Juniors lacked

At 39, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Boardroom

$2.4M taken back off the Rampla Juniors table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

544 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Camilo Montero puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Juan Pablo Viré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

543 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Rampla Juniors

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 14, 28 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Juan Pedro Riva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cristian Valverde signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Cristian Valverde commits to Rampla Juniors for another 3 years.

Squad

Alvaro Gimenez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Rampla Juniors, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

542 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Manuel Varela asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

The River Plate deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Camilo Montero reports back to Rampla Juniors with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Boardroom

Bruno Buero signs for Artigas while still at Rampla Juniors

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Bruno Buero has agreed terms with Artigas for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A last season at home is what Zsolt Kojnok is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

541 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Rampla Juniors

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

A move Rafael Santos would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Rafael Santos is living that version at Rampla Juniors, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Rafael Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rafael Santos and Rampla Juniors agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

River Plate are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Rampla Juniors will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Rampla Juniors buy the years ahead of Rafael Santos

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Boardroom

$2.4M taken back off the Rampla Juniors table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

540 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Máximo Gutierrez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rampla Juniors this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

539 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Rampla Juniors boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Rampla Juniors sink to position 14

28 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

In brief

538 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Manuel Varela asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Bruno Buero has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Rampla Juniors they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alan Benítez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alan Benítez commits to Rampla Juniors for another 1 years.

In brief

537 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Juan Pablo Viré: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Rampla Juniors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Bruno Buero asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

536 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Rampla Juniors spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Yago Goulart asks to leave Rampla Juniors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kevin Alaniz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kevin Alaniz and Rampla Juniors agree another 2 years.

Squad

Zsolt Kojnok wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Rampla Juniors know it.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

535 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rampla Juniors

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rampla Juniors is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Rampla Juniors are in real trouble now

Position 14, 28 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

In brief

534 Edition

The Rampla Juniors Herald

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Rampla Juniors spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Brian Andrada out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rampla Juniors will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Manuel Varela puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rampla Juniors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bruno Buero has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Rampla Juniors they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Rampla Juniors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zsolt Kojnok is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Rampla Juniors

Gonzalo Rivera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief