Rapid Bucharest U18

Romanian Liga 1 U18
8 Nov 2026
Sunday
Process
14 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Rapid Bucharest see off Botosani

Three points for Rapid Bucharest, 3‑1 the final word against Botosani in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Loan watch

Cătălin Vulturar wants to come home

“I did not go to Universitatea Craiova to sit and watch. I want to come back to Rapid Bucharest and fight for my place.” 4 appearances in 12 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Olimpiu Moruţan was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Luka Gojković in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Bucharest

Alex Paşcanu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Bucharest

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luka Gojković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Cristian Dragusin kept it short after the 3‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Squad

Rapid Bucharest take the armband off Olimpiu Moruţan

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Robert Bădescu

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

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The Rapid Bucharest Post

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Antoine Baroan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Bucharest

Robson Luiz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Hromada falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Tobias Christensen was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Léo Bolgado takes the honours

Marked 7.44 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Rapid Bucharest had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Rapid Bucharest are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Cristian Dragusin was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Rapid Bucharest dressing room was either.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Rapid Bucharest

Something was said to Robson Luiz and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

The form table has caught Robert Bădescu

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

12 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Rapid Bucharest through in the cup

A 3‑2 win over Metalul Buzău, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dejan Iliev

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Drilon Hazrollaj was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Jakub Štěpánek says Rapid Bucharest went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The step up is real for Raul Stanciu

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rapid Bucharest

Tobias Christensen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Rapid Bucharest supporters have found a favourite in Omar El-Sawy

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Omar El-Sawy has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Rapid Bucharest come up short against Universitatea Craiova

Universitatea Craiova left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Robson Luiz at his very best

Marked 8.49. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Rapid Bucharest.

In brief

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The Rapid Bucharest Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The step up is real for Rareş Eremia

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Rapid Bucharest lose Lars Kramer

57 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Bucharest

Jakub Hromada and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Dejan Iliev's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Rapid Bucharest are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

A door opens for Cristian Manea

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Dejan Iliev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Alex Dobre question follows Rapid Bucharest around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alex Dobre’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Looking ahead

Home comforts ahead for Rapid Bucharest

Universitatea Craiova, position 5, come to town on Saturday. Nobody will call it a big game and nobody at the club will be treating it as anything else.

Loan watch

Diogo Mendes first choice at FC Bihor Oradea

7 starts and a season average of 6.53. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

In brief

10 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Rapid Bucharest

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tobias Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Talisson Almeida wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Rapid Bucharest can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words at Rapid Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakub Hromada is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Talisson Almeida

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Rapid Bucharest share the spoils with Hermannstadt

A 1‑1 draw with Hermannstadt leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Cristian Dragusin on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Cristian Dragusin after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Jakub Hromada was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 11. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A promotion for Jakub Hromada

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Jakub Hromada has moved up it.

In brief

9 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for Rapid Bucharest

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Rapid Bucharest are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Robson Luiz is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Talisson Almeida wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Bucharest

Tobias Christensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Talisson Almeida falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Léo Bolgado

A mark of 7.41, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Cristian Dragusin chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jakub Hromada

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Rapid Bucharest draw a blank against Oțelul Galați

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Oțelul Galați defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

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The Rapid Bucharest Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Claudiu Petrila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

4 matches without a win for Rapid Bucharest

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Rapid Bucharest are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Olimpiu Moruţan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rapid Bucharest against Farul Constanța

0‑1 to Farul Constanța, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Bucharest

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luka Gojković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Bogdan Ungureanu wants to come home

“I did not go to Olimpia Satu Mare to sit and watch. I want to come back to Rapid Bucharest and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 6 matches say the rest.

The dugout

Cristian Dragusin answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

6 new faces, and Rapid Bucharest are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Omar El-Sawy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Rapid Bucharest Post

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Antoine Baroan's — 8.26

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.26, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rapid Bucharest against FCSB

3‑4 to FCSB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Real improvement from Rareş Eremia at Rapid Bucharest

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Rareş Eremia is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Match

Antoine Baroan among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Antoine Baroan on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Rapid Bucharest and FCSB.

Transfer targets

Rapid Bucharest rebuffed over Aleksa Maraš

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Botev Plovdiv have kept their man, and Rapid Bucharest go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Rapid Bucharest to Dorin Nedelcearu

The clock did what UTA Arad would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Bucharest

Robson Luiz and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Rapid Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Talisson Almeida is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Cristian Ignat counts the days

“I watch every Rapid Bucharest game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Honved runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

6 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ouparine Djoco turns Opatija down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Transfer targets

Rapid Bucharest agree $110.0K for Dorin Nedelcearu

The clubs have shaken hands with UTA Arad; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Omar El-Sawy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rapid Bucharest can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 7 signed and 11 gone

That is the business done at Rapid Bucharest until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

José Sánchez will not be coming to Rapid Bucharest

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Sabadell is saying, and nobody at Rapid Bucharest is enjoying the guessing.

Market

The Dinamo Bucharest deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Omar El-Sawy reports back to Rapid Bucharest with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Transfer targets

Southampton tell Rapid Bucharest: Baylee Dipepa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Rapid Bucharest to Cristian Măgeruşan

The clock did what ASA Târgu Mureș would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Bucharest

Talisson Almeida and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

5 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jakub Hromada puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rapid Bucharest, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Olimpiu Moruţan was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Cristian Măgeruşan

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Rapid Bucharest have done the hard part with ASA Târgu Mureș, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Rapid Bucharest say no — this time

The offer from Bekescsaba for Drilon Hazrollaj was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Rapid Bucharest baulk at the price for Dávid Sigér

Sepsi OSK wanted more than $3.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Bucharest

Olimpiu Moruţan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Idrissa Guèye

Rapid Bucharest asked and Udinese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

CFR Cluj take the points off Rapid Bucharest

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Bucharest

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luka Gojković was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

4 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Constantin Grameni sold, and an era ends

$2.6M from Petrolul Ploiești for Constantin Grameni. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

The terraces

Rapid Bucharest sell a favourite for $2.6M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Constantin Grameni was one of the reasons people came, and $2.6M does not replace that by itself.

Market

Tobias Christensen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rapid Bucharest can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Rapid Bucharest turn down Kecskeméti TE for Omar El-Sawy

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Tobias Christensen’s move to Kristiansund falls through

The deal that would have taken Tobias Christensen to Kristiansund has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Rapid Bucharest with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Transfer targets

CSM Reșița tell Rapid Bucharest: Marius Cioiu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Luka Gojković was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Olimpiu Moruţan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Talisson Almeida falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad 7 new faces, and Rapid Bucharest are still learning each other
  • Squad Sergiu Keseru signs a new deal
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
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The Rapid Bucharest Post

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rapid Bucharest tear FK Csíkszereda apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against FK Csíkszereda, and it could have been more.

The terraces

A $1.7M sale, and a town that did not want it

Andrei Borza has gone, the accounts have $1.7M in them, and the supporters have the feeling of having been sold something themselves. Good business and a good decision are not always the same thing.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Jakub Hromada delivers — 7.90

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Jakub Hromada scored, was marked 7.90, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Rapid Bucharest turn down Universitatea Cluj for Marian Aioani

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Business is business: Andrei Borza goes

Dinamo Bucharest paid $1.7M and Rapid Bucharest took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Transfer targets

Jakub Štěpánek due for a Rapid Bucharest medical

Everything agreed with Pribram, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Player ratings

Claudiu Petrila was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Rapid Bucharest sell Rareş Pop for $820.0K

Rareş Pop has left for Politehnica Iași in a $820.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Transfer targets

No deal for Florinel Ibrian at that price

Rapid Bucharest offered $22.0K; Unirea Slobozia said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

In brief

2 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rapid Bucharest strike at the death to beat UTA Arad

There were 89 minutes on the clock and UTA Arad had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Rapid Bucharest did not stop to explain themselves.

Player ratings

Constantin Grameni pops up at the right end — 7.85

7.85, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Issouf Macalou

Rapid Bucharest asked and Universitatea Cluj said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Rapid Bucharest turn down Steaua Bucharest for Tobias Christensen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Rapid Bucharest go back to the board over Florinel Ibrian

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $23.5K — a club that wants Florinel Ibrian enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

An offer of $22.0K for Florinel Ibrian

Rapid Bucharest have gone to Unirea Slobozia with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Ouparine Djoco arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ouparine Djoco has, at Rapid Bucharest, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Olimpiu Moruţan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Olimpiu Moruţan and Rapid Bucharest agree another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Bucharest

Olimpiu Moruţan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

1 Edition

The Rapid Bucharest Post

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Gijón tell Rapid Bucharest: Juan Otero is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

FK Csíkszereda come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Rapid Bucharest did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Ouparine Djoco due for a Rapid Bucharest medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rapid Bucharest

Olimpiu Moruţan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Steaua Bucharest join the queue for Tobias Christensen

Add another name to the list: Steaua Bucharest have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Tobias Christensen. The answer from Rapid Bucharest has not changed — yet.

Match

Rapid Bucharest come up short against Petrolul Ploiești

Petrolul Ploiești left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Luka Gojković signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luka Gojković commits to Rapid Bucharest for another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Rapid Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Talisson Almeida is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Cristian Dragusin: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief