20 Sep 2038
Monday
Process
633 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Cedric Seferovic signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Cedric Seferovic and Slonim agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Barrientos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Hleb Nekhaichik: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Andrei Hleb asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Andrey Denisyuk commits to Slonim for another 2 years.

In brief

631 Edition

The Slonim Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Uladzislau Filipenko, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.73

A mark of 7.73 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Slonim make home a hard place to visit

12 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Tomás Gómez is carrying Slonim

16 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Lois Kompany

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Egor Grivenev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.09. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Egor Korotkov shuts the door again

13 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Gomel

A 2‑0 win over Gomel, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tomás Gómez

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

630 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Slonim are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 58 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Cedric Seferovic, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 9.07

A mark of 9.07 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Lois Kompany

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Lucas Barrientos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Cedric Seferovic

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eduard Malevich

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Slutsk

A 1‑0 win over Slutsk, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Egor Grivenev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

629 Edition

The Slonim Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Age has not caught Timofey Martynov yet — 8.33

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.33 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 5 of the 25 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Andrey Denisyuk

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slonim come up short against Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tomás Gómez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Artur Dresmanis's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Tomás Gómez

11 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Eduard Stasevich

A mark of 5.54 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

628 Edition

The Slonim Herald

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Lucas Barrientos, 35, rolls back the years — 7.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.80 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Nobody wins at Slonim

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tomás Gómez is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.27 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Slonim find a way past Niva

Niva made Slonim work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Artur Dresmanis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artur Dresmanis, and the manager let it.

Squad

Getting past Egor Korotkov has become the hardest job in the division

12 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tomás Gómez at his very best

Marked 8.29. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Slonim.

In brief

627 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

17 unbeaten for Slonim

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 17 matches without defeat is a foundation Slonim did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Timofey Martynov, 33, rolls back the years — 9.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.00 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Egor Palitsevich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.54 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Barrientos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Slonim see off Volna Pinsk

Three points for Slonim, 1‑0 the final word against Volna Pinsk in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andrey Denisyuk

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eduard Malevich

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

626 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Slonim

The unbeaten run reaches 16. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Slonim refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 49 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Cedric Seferovic at 21 — 7.84

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Cedric Seferovic did not need any: 7.84, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Slonim make home a hard place to visit

10 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Egor Grivenev

Marked 9.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Lois Kompany falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Cedric Seferovic

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Egor Grivenev sends Slonim past Belshina

It finished 2‑0, and it was Egor Grivenev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Slonim.

In brief

625 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Slonim

The unbeaten run reaches 15. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Vadzim Dragun at 18 — 7.92

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Vadzim Dragun did not need any: 7.92, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tomás Gómez is carrying Slonim

14 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Vadzim Dragun

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Eduard Malevich shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

No hiding place for Gleb Sereda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gleb Sereda, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Timofey Martynov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Egor Korotkov shuts the door again

9 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

In brief

624 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

14 unbeaten for Slonim

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 14 matches without defeat is a foundation Slonim did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tomás Gómez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Egor Korotkov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Uladzislau Filipenko

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Timofey Martynov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Timofey Martynov and Slonim agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Tomás Gómez in the eights

A performance of 9.68 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Slonim see off Orsha

Three points for Slonim, 3‑2 the final word against Orsha in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

The run at home goes on for Slonim

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Tomás Gómez at the heart of a fast Slonim start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Tomás Gómez in the middle of it, and Orsha unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

In brief

623 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Slonim throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Lida the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Slonim will enjoy reviewing.

Match

Whatever happens, Slonim do not lose

13 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Zikrula Abdurakhmanov yet — 8.14

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Sergei Gordeichuk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Lucas Barrientos's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Slonim are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is carrying Slonim

7 goals and a season average of 7.57. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Nobody wins at Slonim

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Tomás Gómez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

622 Edition

The Slonim Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Slonim up to position 1

41 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Match

Whatever happens, Slonim do not lose

12 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artur Dresmanis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Tomás Gómez in the eights

A performance of 8.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Egor Grivenev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

621 Edition

The Slonim Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artur Chuyko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lucas Barrientos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis is still paying for one afternoon at Slonim

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

Still no signature from Paris Lock

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

Market

Vitaliy Malevich leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Vitaliy Malevich leaves Slonim the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

  • Market Artem Hleb leaves for nothing
  • Boardroom The Slonim production line keeps running
620 Edition

The Slonim Herald

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Slonim right now

9 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Tomás Gómez scores twice — 8.55

Two goals and a mark of 8.55 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Lucas Barrientos yet — 7.86

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Uladzislau Filipenko

47 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Another one collected away from home

4 on the bounce on the road for Slonim. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Match

Slonim see off Baranovichi

Three points for Slonim, 2‑0 the final word against Baranovichi in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hleb Nekhaichik

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Cedric Seferovic stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cedric Seferovic and Slonim agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

619 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Slonim make it 8 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Slonim have 8 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andrey Denisyuk yet — 9.36

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.36 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Uladzislau Filipenko, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.60

A mark of 7.60 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Sergei Gordeichuk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Egor Grivenev signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Egor Grivenev commits to Slonim for another 2 years.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.58 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Tomás Gómez the difference as Slonim beat Dinamo Brest

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tomás Gómez. 2‑0 against Dinamo Brest, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tomás Gómez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

618 Edition

The Slonim Herald

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Slonim are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 34 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

7 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov, 34, rolls back the years — 8.70

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.70 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sergei Shikavka: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Gomel

A 3‑2 win over Gomel, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Barrientos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Egor Grivenev

Marked 9.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Slonim keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

In brief

617 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Slonim right now

6 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Paris Lock yet — 8.96

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Uladzislau Filipenko, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.62

A mark of 7.62 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lois Kompany falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Slonim find a way past Slutsk

Slutsk made Slonim work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis is still paying for one afternoon at Slonim

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andrey Denisyuk

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Tomás Gómez
  • Market Still no signature from Paris Lock
  • Boardroom The Slonim production line keeps running
616 Edition

The Slonim Herald

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andrey Denisyuk yet — 9.29

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.29 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Nobody wants to play Slonim right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Egor Korotkov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A last season at home is what Lucas Barrientos is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Andrey Denisyuk the difference as Slonim beat Bumprom Gomel

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Andrey Denisyuk. 3‑1 against Bumprom Gomel, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.50 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Egor Grivenev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tomás Gómez at his very best

Marked 8.46. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Slonim.

In brief

615 Edition

The Slonim Herald

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Cedric Seferovic breaks Niva hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Cedric Seferovic scored in the 87th minute, Niva had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Slonim took the lot.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Egor Korotkov

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Cedric Seferovic at 21 — 8.24

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Cedric Seferovic did not need any: 8.24, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Viktar Laptev says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Sergei Gordeichuk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Viktar Laptev scored one and made one — 7.99

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.99, and 2 involvements.

Squad

Lucas Barrientos wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

In brief

614 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Slonim are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 22 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Andrey Denisyuk, 33, rolls back the years — 9.26

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.26 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Volna Pinsk

A 1‑0 win over Volna Pinsk, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

No hiding place for Hleb Nekhaichik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hleb Nekhaichik, and the manager let it.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Lois Kompany shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

613 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Andrey Denisyuk, 33, rolls back the years — 9.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.39 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Egor Grivenev in the eights

A performance of 9.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Slonim see off Belshina

Three points for Slonim, 3‑1 the final word against Belshina in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

No time for Belshina to settle

The goal that put Belshina ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Slonim equalised, 4 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Egor Palitsevich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no signature from Paris Lock

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

In brief

612 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Andrey Denisyuk, 33, rolls back the years — 9.42

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.42 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Barrientos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Slonim see off Molodechno

Three points for Slonim, 1‑0 the final word against Molodechno in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tomás Gómez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Lois Kompany

17 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Eduard Malevich

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Artur Dresmanis's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Tomás Gómez

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

611 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergei Gordeichuk asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lois Kompany falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

610 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The cup run ends for Slonim

0‑1 against Slutsk, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Lucas Barrientos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A brace, and Tomás Gómez takes the afternoon — 8.62

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Tomás Gómez provided it, and the 8.62 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Egor Korotkov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Zikrula Abdurakhmanov yet — 8.23

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

A first appearance Lois Kompany will want to forget — 5.75

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.75, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Cedric Seferovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Lida

A 2‑1 win over Lida, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

609 Edition

The Slonim Herald

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andrey Denisyuk yet — 9.36

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.36 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Maksim Hleb, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.73

A mark of 7.73 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Slonim find a way past Dnepr Mogilev

Dnepr Mogilev made Slonim work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Egor Grivenev at his very best

Marked 8.51. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Slonim.

Player ratings

Lucas Barrientos shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Slonim pick somebody else ahead of Artur Dresmanis

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Egor Grivenev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

608 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artur Dresmanis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Slonim and Uladzislau Filipenko are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

When it matters, Zikrula Abdurakhmanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergei Gordeichuk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Artur Dresmanis linked with a move away

The name of Artur Dresmanis keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Slonim say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

607 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergei Gordeichuk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Egor Grivenev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Baranovichi

A 2‑0 win over Baranovichi, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tomás Gómez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

7 new faces, and Slonim are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Still no ink between Slonim and Hleb Nekhaichik

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Slonim, another week without a signature from Hleb Nekhaichik.

Player ratings

Eduard Malevich shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Lucas Barrientos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lucas Barrientos commits to Slonim for another 1 years.

In brief

606 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Andrei Hleb puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Lois Kompany would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Lois Kompany is living that version at Slonim, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Slonim

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Player ratings

Andrey Denisyuk in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Slonim promote Kirill Nekhaichik from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kirill Nekhaichik has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Pavel Savitski joins the Slonim first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Pavel Savitski is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Viktar Signevich joins the Slonim first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Viktar Signevich is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Match

Slonim find a way past Dinamo Brest

Dinamo Brest made Slonim work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

605 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Slonim say no — this time

The offer from Slavia Mozyr for Luka Archaia was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Orsha join the queue for Adam Fiola

Add another name to the list: Orsha have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Adam Fiola. The answer from Slonim has not changed — yet.

Squad

Home is on Luka Archaia's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Slonim are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

No hiding place for Andrey Denisyuk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andrey Denisyuk, and the manager let it.

Squad

Egor Grivenev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

604 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexander Hartmann has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Slavia Mozyr are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Slonim will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

When it matters, Zikrula Abdurakhmanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The clock does Hleb Martynovich’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Slonim could ask drops and the wages Hleb Martynovich can ask rise.

Market

Slonim put Sergei Shikavka up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Sergei Shikavka may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

603 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexander Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Archaia

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Archaia will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Alexander Hartmann conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Volna Pinsk will make the call about Alexander Hartmann this week. Slonim have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Eduard Stasevich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Eduard Stasevich commits to Slonim for another 3 years.

Squad

When it matters, Ivan Signevich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

602 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Slonim say no — this time

The offer from Volna Pinsk for Alexander Hartmann was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Nikolay Sobolev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrey Denisyuk and Slonim agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrey Denisyuk has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Slonim know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

The Nikolay Sobolev conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Gomel will make the call about Nikolay Sobolev this week. Slonim have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

601 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dnepr Mogilev come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Slonim did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Slavia Mozyr expected to open talks for Luka Archaia

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Slonim will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

No hiding place for Andrei Martynovich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andrei Martynovich, and the manager let it.

Squad

Egor Korotkov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Egor Korotkov commits to Slonim for another 3 years.

Squad

Egor Grivenev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

600 Edition

The Slonim Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

82 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Zikrula Abdurakhmanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

599 Edition

The Slonim Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Adam Fiola is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Osborn Maluleke

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Osborn Maluleke, and the manager let it.

Squad

Maksim Hleb pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Market

The clock does Jakub Vlček’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Slonim could ask drops and the wages Jakub Vlček can ask rise.

In brief

598 Edition

The Slonim Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jakub Vlček

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jakub Vlček will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Sergei Shikavka puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Evgeniy Isachenko

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Artur Dresmanis's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

597 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

103 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

The season belongs to Jakub Vlček

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Slonim have had the benefit of it.

Market

Davide Pellegrini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

596 Edition

The Slonim Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Slonim lose Jakub Vlček

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

595 Edition

The Slonim Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

117 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Fiola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Fiola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jakub Vlček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Osborn Maluleke

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Osborn Maluleke, and the manager let it.

Squad

Egor Grivenev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no signature from Jakub Vlček

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

In brief

594 Edition

The Slonim Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

124 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Sergei Shikavka puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrei Martynovich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Zikrula Abdurakhmanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

593 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

131 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Antonio Aliaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Gleb Sereda for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Slonim will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

592 Edition

The Slonim Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Osborn Maluleke

138 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakub Vlček is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Slonim will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Hleb Martynovich keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

591 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Adam Fiola has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Egor Grivenev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Osborn Maluleke knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Osborn Maluleke trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The clock does Jakub Vlček’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Slonim could ask drops and the wages Jakub Vlček can ask rise.

Market

The shop window has Antonio Aliaj in it

Slonim have let the market know Antonio Aliaj can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

590 Edition

The Slonim Herald

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Jakub Vlček

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jakub Vlček will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Squad

Ivan Signevich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Evgeniy Isachenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tomás Gómez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tomás Gómez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

589 Edition

The Slonim Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sergei Shikavka puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

588 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Antonio Aliaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakub Vlček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Artur Dresmanis's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

587 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Davide Pellegrini asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Fiola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Fiola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrei Martynovich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Egor Grivenev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Jakub Vlček runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Slonim money.

In brief

  • Squad Artur Chuyko knocks on the manager’s door
  • Boardroom The Slonim production line keeps running
586 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Andrei Martynovich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Osborn Maluleke pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artur Chuyko stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Artur Chuyko and Slonim agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

585 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cedric Seferovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sergei Shikavka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

584 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Evgeniy Isachenko says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis is still paying for one afternoon at Slonim

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

583 Edition

The Slonim Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Davide Pellegrini asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Evgeniy Isachenko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Adam Fiola has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A promise honoured for Antonio Aliaj

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Slonim told Antonio Aliaj something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

When it matters, Jakub Vlček plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Market Still no signature from Jakub Vlček
  • Boardroom The Slonim production line keeps running
582 Edition

The Slonim Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jakub Vlček is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

The Dnepr Mogilev deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Luka Archaia reports back to Slonim with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Signevich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A promise honoured for Alexander Hartmann

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Slonim told Alexander Hartmann something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

581 Edition

The Slonim Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Archaia

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Archaia will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Artur Chuyko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Sergei Shikavka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Nikolay Sobolev’s move to Uni-X Labs falls through

The deal that would have taken Nikolay Sobolev to Uni-X Labs has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Slonim with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakub Vlček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Jakub Vlček conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Dnepr Mogilev will make the call about Jakub Vlček this week. Slonim have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

580 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evgeniy Isachenko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evgeniy Isachenko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Luka Archaia for 17 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Slonim will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Market

Belshina expected to open talks for Nikolay Sobolev

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Slonim will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis is still paying for one afternoon at Slonim

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

579 Edition

The Slonim Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Davide Pellegrini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Adam Fiola is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Uni-X Labs are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Slonim will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Gomel

0‑1 to Gomel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Artur Dresmanis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artur Dresmanis, and the manager let it.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Evgeniy Isachenko

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

When it matters, Jakub Vlček plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

The one thing Luka Archaia could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

578 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Osborn Maluleke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Tomás Gómez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.09. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

577 Edition

The Slonim Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Jakub Vlček, 33, rolls back the years — 9.43

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.43 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jakub Vlček is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.62 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko’s move to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk falls through

The deal that would have taken Evgeniy Isachenko to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Slonim with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Dnepr Mogilev expected to open talks for Jakub Vlček

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Slonim will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

Gleb Sereda was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Jakub Vlček the difference as Slonim beat Bumprom Gomel

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jakub Vlček. 1‑0 against Bumprom Gomel, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Tomás Gómez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

576 Edition

The Slonim Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Vlček yet — 8.61

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.61 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jakub Vlček

11 goals and a season average of 7.57 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Ostrovets

3‑4 to Ostrovets, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

7 goals as Slonim and Ostrovets go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Slonim and Ostrovets, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gleb Sereda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Dnepr Mogilev are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Slonim will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Luka Archaia in the eights

A performance of 8.37 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

575 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luka Archaia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jakub Vlček

10 goals and a season average of 7.54 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Slonim

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

Torpedo-BelAZ take the points off Slonim

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Evgeniy Isachenko out for 62 days

The medical room confirms 62 days on the sidelines for Evgeniy Isachenko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

574 Edition

The Slonim Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Nobody wins at Slonim

13 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Adam Fiola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ivan Signevich at 20 — 7.79

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ivan Signevich did not need any: 7.79, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Adam Fiola has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivan Signevich says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Slonim turn down Slavia Mozyr for Evgeniy Isachenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Jakub Vlček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Alexander Hartmann

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Alexander Hartmann has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

573 Edition

The Slonim Herald

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Slonim refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tomás Gómez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Dnepr Mogilev are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Slonim will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jakub Vlček

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Gleb Sereda shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

When it matters, Egor Grivenev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adam Fiola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

572 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Andrei Martynovich damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jakub Vlček

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jakub Vlček will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Luka Archaia asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody wins at Slonim

12 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gleb Sereda

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Egor Grivenev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Egor Grivenev sends Slonim past Orsha

It finished 1‑0, and it was Egor Grivenev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Slonim.

In brief

571 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrei Martynovich damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Vlček yet — 9.14

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Luka Archaia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The run at home goes on for Slonim

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jakub Vlček

10 goals and a season average of 7.56 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Zikrula Abdurakhmanov and Slonim agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Slonim sign 4 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Match

Slonim and Lida take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

570 Edition

The Slonim Herald

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Andrei Martynovich damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Luka Archaia breaks Dnepr Mogilev hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Luka Archaia scored in the 87th minute, Dnepr Mogilev had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Slonim took the lot.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Vlček yet — 9.37

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.37 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Adam Fiola puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Fiola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Fiola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jakub Vlček is carrying Slonim

9 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

569 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Andrei Martynovich damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Antonio Aliaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Slonim refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 25 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Antonio Aliaj

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antonio Aliaj, and the manager let it.

In brief

568 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Andrei Martynovich damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jakub Vlček is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Jakub Vlček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Osborn Maluleke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Slonim come up short against Volna Pinsk

Volna Pinsk left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Getting past Artur Dresmanis has become the hardest job in the division

10 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Player ratings

An afternoon Luka Archaia will want back

Marked 5.22. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Market

The Artur Dresmanis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Slonim know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

567 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Slonim out of the cup

Dinamo Brest ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Nikolay Sobolev breaks Belshina hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Nikolay Sobolev scored in the 87th minute, Belshina had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Slonim took the lot.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 28 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Market

Davide Pellegrini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Andrei Martynovich, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.66

A mark of 7.66 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cedric Seferovic

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakub Vlček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The run at home goes on for Slonim

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jakob Ekdal

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

566 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Artur Chuyko out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Adam Fiola asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Jakob Ekdal at 21 — 7.64

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Jakob Ekdal did not need any: 7.64, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Adam Fiola is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Slonim cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Slonim see off Gomel

Three points for Slonim, 1‑0 the final word against Gomel in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

565 Edition

The Slonim Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alexander Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Slonim refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 19 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Jakub Vlček, 33, rolls back the years — 9.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.31 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis keeps Slonim in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alexander Hartmann

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Jakob Ekdal shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Slonim

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

In brief

564 Edition

The Slonim Herald

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Luka Archaia leads the rout of Bumprom Gomel

3‑0, and Luka Archaia took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Slonim tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Both of them Luka Archaia's — 8.66

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.66, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jakub Vlček yet — 9.39

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Andrei Martynovich, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.48

A mark of 8.48 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

563 Edition

The Slonim Herald

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Antonio Aliaj asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Both of them Jakub Vlček's — 8.84

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.84, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antonio Aliaj wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Slonim and Ostrovets in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Egor Grivenev in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Jakub Vlček rescues a point for Slonim

It needed Jakub Vlček to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Ostrovets, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

562 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Davide Pellegrini asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.62

A mark of 7.62 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Adam Fiola has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luka Archaia

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Paris Lock

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Artur Dresmanis

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Artur Dresmanis has come out of that comparison in the side, and Slonim have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

561 Edition

The Slonim Herald

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.84

A mark of 8.84 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Jakub Vlček, 33, rolls back the years — 9.35

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.35 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Adam Fiola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Paris Lock runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jakob Ekdal

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Alexander Hartmann

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Alexander Hartmann has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

560 Edition

The Slonim Herald

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alexander Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jakub Vlček

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jakub Vlček will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alexander Hartmann at 21 — 7.61

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alexander Hartmann did not need any: 7.61, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Slonim count the cost of losing Zikrula Abdurakhmanov

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Jakub Vlček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Molodechno

A 1‑0 win over Molodechno, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Luka Archaia in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

559 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Osborn Maluleke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Osborn Maluleke for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Slonim will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nikolay Sobolev’s goal not enough for Slonim

Nikolay Sobolev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Orsha, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Slonim lose Vadzim Dragun

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cedric Seferovic

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Artur Dresmanis linked with a move away

The name of Artur Dresmanis keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Slonim say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Hleb Martynovich could not find anything

5.54. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

558 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Artur Dresmanis decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Slonim through in the cup

A 0‑0 win over Smorgon, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Cedric Seferovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Alexander Hartmann, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.62

A mark of 7.62 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Fiola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Fiola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Sergei Shikavka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Slonim training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Nikolay Sobolev misses from twelve yards
  • Player ratings A defender's afternoon for Jakob Ekdal
557 Edition

The Slonim Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Jakub Vlček's — 9.19

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.19, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Paris Lock puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Egor Grivenev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Slonim see off Dnepr Mogilev

Three points for Slonim, 2‑0 the final word against Dnepr Mogilev in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jakob Ekdal

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Luka Archaia gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

556 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alexander Hartmann asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Osborn Maluleke knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

555 Edition

The Slonim Herald

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Slonim's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Slonim has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Antonio Aliaj hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alexander Hartmann at 21 — 7.60

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alexander Hartmann did not need any: 7.60, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Jakob Ekdal was immovable

18 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

Osborn Maluleke runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Eduard Stasevich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eduard Stasevich and Slonim agree another 3 years.

In brief

554 Edition

The Slonim Herald

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 93 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jakob Ekdal asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 9 of the 28 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Player ratings

Jakub Vlček, 33, rolls back the years — 8.42

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.42 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Fiola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Fiola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slonim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Belshina

2‑3 to Belshina, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Luka Archaia wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

In brief

553 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Osborn Maluleke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Slonim board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko’s move to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk falls through

The deal that would have taken Evgeniy Isachenko to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Slonim with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakub Vlček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

10 academy players handed senior numbers at Slonim

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Slonim promote Andrei Noyok from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andrei Noyok has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Pavel Korzun joins the Slonim first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Pavel Korzun is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Boardroom

Slonim board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

In brief

552 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antonio Aliaj out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alexander Hartmann asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jakub Vlček has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonio Aliaj wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Market

Ostrovets join the queue for Adam Fiola

Add another name to the list: Ostrovets have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Adam Fiola. The answer from Slonim has not changed — yet.

In brief

551 Edition

The Slonim Herald

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Slonim boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Antonio Aliaj asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Zikrula Abdurakhmanov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Jakub Vlček knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

550 Edition

The Slonim Herald

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andrei Martynovich asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Slonim say no — this time

The offer from Arsenal Dzerzhinsk for Evgeniy Isachenko was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Jakub Vlček conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Baranovichi will make the call about Jakub Vlček this week. Slonim have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

When it matters, Jakub Vlček plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Jakub Vlček asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

549 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Slonim has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Jakub Vlček asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Paris Lock was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Orsha expected to open talks for Adam Fiola

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Slonim will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Osborn Maluleke asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

548 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Paris Lock puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Adam Fiola again

The phone has started ringing about Adam Fiola again, and this time the name on the line is Orsha. Slonim are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alexander Hartmann knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alexander Hartmann trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

547 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Slonim boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Nikolay Sobolev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Alexander Hartmann knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Slonim put Antonio Aliaj up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Antonio Aliaj may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

546 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andrei Martynovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakub Vlček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gleb Sereda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

545 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Slonim spell it out for Stanislau Noyok

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Stanislau Noyok has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

The terraces

The mood at Slonim has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Jakub Vlček puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

An order from above at Slonim: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Luka Archaia wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Squad

Tomás Gómez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tomás Gómez commits to Slonim for another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The shop window has Jakob Ekdal in it

Slonim have let the market know Jakob Ekdal can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

  • Market Jakob Ekdal runs his contract down
  • Boardroom Slonim were not finished after all
544 Edition

The Slonim Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexander Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andrei Signevich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jakub Vlček knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A promise honoured for Viktar Hleb

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Slonim told Viktar Hleb something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

543 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Slonim

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Antonio Aliaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonio Aliaj wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Sereda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Slonim sign Cedric Seferovic, one for the future

Cedric Seferovic is 19, and Slonim have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

542 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Adam Fiola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yanick Leuyo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Jakob Ekdal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

541 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

It is over: Slonim are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Market

Jakub Vlček puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yanick Leuyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jakub Vlček has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Alexander Hartmann asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

540 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Slonim go down

It is arithmetic now, and the arithmetic is done. A summer of hard questions starts early at Slonim, and next season's fixture list reads very differently.

Market

Andrei Martynovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakob Ekdal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alexander Hartmann asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

539 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Slonim boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alexander Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jakub Vlček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yanick Leuyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

538 Edition

The Slonim Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Slonim sink to position 15

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jakob Ekdal asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

537 Edition

The Slonim Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Hleb Martynovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Egor Grivenev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

536 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Andrei Signevich asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Evgeniy Isachenko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Egor Grivenev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luka Archaia wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Squad

Yanick Leuyo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

535 Edition

The Slonim Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Slonim

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Slonim is running low.

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jakub Vlček puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Gleb Sereda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yanick Leuyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Slonim will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

534 Edition

The Slonim Herald

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Slonim are in real trouble now

Position 15, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Nikita Chuyko damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Andrei Martynovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief