Stromsgodset U18

Norwegian Eliteserien U18
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Molde

2‑3 to Molde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Blas Rolón gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Giovanni Marciano

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Stromsgodset now.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Stian Berge damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Rio Robbemond, 33, rolls back the years — 8.48

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.48 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tobias Guddal has been here 11 seasons

368 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Elias Hoff Melkersen commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Match

7 unbeaten for Stromsgodset

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Stromsgodset did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

One of those days for Zakaria El Kachati

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

631 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Stian Berge damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stromsgodset

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stromsgodset is running low.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.76

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.76 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Domagoj Maltar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Milan Vukotić is carrying Stromsgodset

13 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Whatever happens, Stromsgodset do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

630 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Stian Berge damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Sem Morales asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Domagoj Maltar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

So close: Marcus Isane Kjos’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Sarpsborg 08 moved on, Marcus Isane Kjos reports back to Stromsgodset, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fredrik Ardraa

Marked 9.13 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Zakaria El Kachati

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Wages eat 127% of everything Stromsgodset earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

629 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Gonçalo Esteves keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Tobias Guddal, 36, rolls back the years — 9.29

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.29 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Johan Carbonero asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcus Isane Kjos

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcus Isane Kjos will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stromsgodset get the job done against Viking

A 2‑1 win over Viking, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

628 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Stromsgodset let it slip despite Milan Vukotić

Milan Vukotić had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Sarpsborg 08 were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Market

Philipp Sander hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A brace, and Milan Vukotić takes the afternoon — 8.81

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Milan Vukotić provided it, and the 8.81 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Stromsgodset are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

6 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.25

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.25 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

627 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Tobias Guddal, 36, rolls back the years — 8.79

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.79 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stromsgodset

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Ole King asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

626 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Stromsgodset let it slip despite Fredrik Ardraa

Fredrik Ardraa had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Mjondalen were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 35, rolls back the years — 8.48

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.48 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Stromsgodset are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stromsgodset did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

4 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

625 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić scores twice — 8.62

Two goals and a mark of 8.62 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stromsgodset

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Alie Conteh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Odd take the points off Stromsgodset

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

624 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Denis Halinský out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stylianos Mavropanos

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rio Robbemond yet — 9.07

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.07 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stromsgodset is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stromsgodset leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Zakaria El Kachati at his very best

Marked 8.64. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stromsgodset.

Match

Zakaria El Kachati rescues a point for Stromsgodset

It needed Zakaria El Kachati to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Sandefjord, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

623 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Stylianos Mavropanos damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset spell it out for Erling Daehli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Erling Daehli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rio Robbemond yet — 8.39

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against IK Start

1‑2 to IK Start, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

622 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Stylianos Mavropanos damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Milan Vukotić takes the afternoon — 8.98

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Milan Vukotić provided it, and the 8.98 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Elias Hoff Melkersen yet — 8.44

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.44 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Milan Vukotić the difference as Stromsgodset beat Tromso

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Milan Vukotić. 3‑2 against Tromso, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Zakaria El Kachati

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.82, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Stromsgodset settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Tromso spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

In brief

621 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fredrik Ardraa

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 35, rolls back the years — 7.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.80 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Aleksandar Mladenovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Valerenga

1‑3 to Valerenga, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Stromsgodset

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati could have had three

13 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

620 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fredrik Ardraa

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 110 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 110 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.58

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.58 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Elias Hoff Melkersen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Milan Vukotić rescues a point for Stromsgodset

It needed Milan Vukotić to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Bodo/Glimt, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Zakaria El Kachati

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

619 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fredrik Ardraa

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Both of them Milan Vukotić's — 8.62

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.62, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Rio Robbemond, 33, rolls back the years — 8.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.92 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

André Stavås Skistad signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” André Stavås Skistad and Stromsgodset agree another 4 years.

Market

Philipp Sander wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Stromsgodset hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

In brief

618 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fredrik Ardraa

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Zakaria El Kachati takes the afternoon — 8.64

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Zakaria El Kachati provided it, and the 8.64 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rio Robbemond yet — 7.92

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.92 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Marcus Isane Kjos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Stromsgodset share the spoils with Molde

A 2‑2 draw with Molde leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Boardroom

89% of the income goes out in wages at Stromsgodset

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

617 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Denis Halinský breaks a bone — 131 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 131 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Stromsgodset taken apart

0‑3 to Rosenborg, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Thiago López runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Kreshnik Krasniqi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kreshnik Krasniqi, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stromsgodset

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Stromsgodset

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

616 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Denis Halinský yet — 8.54

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.54 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stromsgodset is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Alie Conteh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Joel Asoro gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Stromsgodset and Stabaek

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

615 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Stromsgodset out of the cup

Lillestrom ended it 3‑4. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

A day Marcus Isane Kjos will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Johan Carbonero yet — 7.98

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.98 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 goals as Stromsgodset and Lillestrom go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stromsgodset and Lillestrom, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marcus Isane Kjos

Marked 9.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Aalesund take the points off Stromsgodset

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

614 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Philipp Sander hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.17

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Milan Vukotić and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Viking

1‑3 to Viking, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

613 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 9.24

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.24 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alie Conteh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stromsgodset see off Sarpsborg 08

Three points for Stromsgodset, 2‑1 the final word against Sarpsborg 08 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Stromsgodset settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Sarpsborg 08 spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago López

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati keeps on missing

Shots: 15, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johan Carbonero

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

612 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.73

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.73 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Alie Conteh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Haugesund take the points off Stromsgodset

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Alie Conteh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alie Conteh, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Elias Hoff Melkersen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

611 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Stromsgodset throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Mjondalen the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Stromsgodset will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Tobias Guddal's — 8.76

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.76, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Elias Hoff Melkersen, 35, rolls back the years — 8.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.88 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

9 academy players handed senior numbers at Stromsgodset

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Blas Rolón

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Stromsgodset promote Kristian Lien from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kristian Lien has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Thomas Daehli joins the Stromsgodset first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Thomas Daehli is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

610 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tobias Guddal stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tobias Guddal and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alie Conteh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Marcus Isane Kjos conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: IK Start will make the call about Marcus Isane Kjos this week. Stromsgodset have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Stromsgodset and Jesper Holter Skjøren are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

609 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 57 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 57 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alie Conteh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

608 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 64 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 64 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stromsgodset

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stromsgodset is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Magnus Ajer out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

607 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 71 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 71 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

606 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 78 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 78 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

10 seasons of Kweku Kekeli

43 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

IK Start expected to open talks for Marcus Isane Kjos

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stromsgodset will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

No place for Marcus Isane Kjos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Marcus Isane Kjos has his answer from Stromsgodset; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

605 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kweku Kekeli has been here 10 seasons

43 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Stromsgodset count the cost of losing Denis Halinský

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Philipp Sander wants more than Stromsgodset are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Stromsgodset

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

604 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

In brief

603 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gonçalo Esteves

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

602 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset spell it out for Erling Daehli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Erling Daehli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

11 seasons of Fredrik Ardraa

336 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Elias Hoff Melkersen commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Stromsgodset bring in an old head

Denis Halinský is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no ink between Stromsgodset and Jesper Holter Skjøren

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stromsgodset, another week without a signature from Jesper Holter Skjøren.

In brief

601 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa has been here 11 seasons

336 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Philipp Sander wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stromsgodset know it.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stefan Stojanović told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Stefan Stojanović has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Stromsgodset.

Market

Stromsgodset and Philipp Sander are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

600 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

599 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

598 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

597 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Valeriy Bondar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alie Conteh has been here 11 seasons

364 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

596 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 96 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

595 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 103 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

594 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 110 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

593 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Stefan Stojanović out for 117 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset spell it out for Erling Daehli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Erling Daehli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in trouble away from the ground

Every paper's favourite story and every manager's least. What happened is being dealt with internally, which is the phrase clubs use when they would rather nobody asked again.

Squad

11 seasons of Erick Castro

32 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Market

Philipp Sander wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Stromsgodset hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Philipp Sander was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Experience through the door at Stromsgodset

Philipp Sander arrives at 39 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

The Bram Rovers story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Bram Rovers signs something — a contract at Stromsgodset or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

592 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stromsgodset

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stromsgodset is running low.

Squad

Johan Carbonero keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

591 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Leonardo Lopes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

590 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

589 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Thiago López says Stromsgodset went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

588 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thomas Svensson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thomas Svensson commits to Stromsgodset for another 5 years.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Odd

0‑2 to Odd, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bram Rovers

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

587 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Alie Conteh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alie Conteh, and the manager let it.

Match

Stromsgodset come up short against Sandefjord

Sandefjord left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

125% of the income goes out in wages at Stromsgodset

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

586 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Milan Vukotić leads the rout of IK Start

3‑0, and Milan Vukotić took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Stromsgodset tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 9.07

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.07 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Giovanni Marciano at his very best

Marked 9.37. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stromsgodset.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Milan Vukotić

10 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for André Stavås Skistad

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

585 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 35, rolls back the years — 8.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.39 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

André Stavås Skistad shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Giovanni Marciano

24 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Tobias Guddal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Rio Robbemond at his very best

Marked 8.61. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stromsgodset.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Milan Vukotić

9 goals and a season average of 7.32 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Stromsgodset find a way past Tromso

Tromso made Stromsgodset work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

584 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset spell it out for Erling Daehli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Erling Daehli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Stromsgodset are in real trouble now

Position 14, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 35, rolls back the years — 8.34

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.34 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Rubén Funes has been here 11 seasons

116 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Milan Vukotić signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Milan Vukotić and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

583 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Stromsgodset

1‑4 against Bodo/Glimt, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.13

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.13 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alie Conteh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at Stromsgodset

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Kreshnik Krasniqi will call it something else in private.

In brief

582 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The small margins put Stromsgodset out

Out, 0‑1 to Bodo/Glimt, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Mamadou Tounkara keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ole Lien puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Lillestrom take the points off Stromsgodset

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Stefan Stojanović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stefan Stojanović, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Zakaria El Kachati

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

581 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa scores twice — 9.01

Two goals and a mark of 9.01 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati scores twice — 8.82

Two goals and a mark of 8.82 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Stefan Stojanović for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Stromsgodset will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Stromsgodset count the cost of losing Thiago López

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Fredrik Ardraa among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Fredrik Ardraa on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stromsgodset and Molde.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Stromsgodset and Milan Vukotić

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stromsgodset, another week without a signature from Milan Vukotić.

In brief

580 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

8 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen has been here 14 seasons

390 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Rubén Funes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.32

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.32 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tobias Guddal signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tobias Guddal and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vegard Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vegard Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

579 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

7 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.63

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.63 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Vegard Hauge hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ole Lien has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alie Conteh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 106% of everything Stromsgodset earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

578 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Milan Vukotić's — 8.52

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.52, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Ole Lien asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Milan Vukotić

7 goals and a season average of 7.23 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Stromsgodset share the spoils with Aalesund

A 2‑2 draw with Aalesund leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Valeriy Bondar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

577 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Marcus Isane Kjos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tobias Guddal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Giovanni Marciano

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Kreshnik Krasniqi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kreshnik Krasniqi, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Tobias Guddal shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

576 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stromsgodset taken apart

0‑3 to Sarpsborg 08, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Sebastian Jarl hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vegard Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vegard Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Guddal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

575 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stromsgodset taken apart

1‑5 to Haugesund, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tobias Guddal has been here 10 seasons

344 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Elias Hoff Melkersen raises the bar for Stromsgodset

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Stromsgodset heard it as anything else.

Market

Vegard Hauge puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fredrik Ardraa commits to Stromsgodset for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stromsgodset and Haugesund in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Fredrik Ardraa at his very best

Marked 8.94. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stromsgodset.

In brief

574 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ole Lien hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wins at Stromsgodset

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Bram Rovers

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Odd expected to open talks for Vegard Hauge

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stromsgodset will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

573 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Stromsgodset through in the cup

A 2‑1 win over Tromso, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Match

Cruel end for Tromso as Stromsgodset pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Stromsgodset scored in the 109th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.15

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.15 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Odd

1‑2 to Odd, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

572 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Alie Conteh's — 8.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Elias Hoff Melkersen yet — 9.12

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stromsgodset make home a hard place to visit

10 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Alie Conteh the difference as Stromsgodset beat Sandefjord

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alie Conteh. 4‑3 against Sandefjord, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

7 goals as Stromsgodset and Sandefjord go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stromsgodset and Sandefjord, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Gonçalo Esteves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

571 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa has been here 11 seasons

319 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Elias Hoff Melkersen and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against IK Start

1‑2 to IK Start, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.06. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Milan Vukotić

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

570 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Stromsgodset

0‑3 against Tromso, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fredrik Ardraa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stromsgodset dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Elias Hoff Melkersen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Fredrik Ardraa

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Blas Rolón

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

569 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

52 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tobias Guddal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A move Sem Morales would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Sem Morales is living that version at Stromsgodset, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

The run at home goes on for Stromsgodset

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bram Rovers

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati could have had three

13 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Match

Honours even between Stromsgodset and Valerenga

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

568 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tobias Guddal yet — 8.89

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati could have had three

14 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Match

Tobias Guddal rescues a point for Stromsgodset

It needed Tobias Guddal to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Bodo/Glimt, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Mamadou Tounkara

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

567 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

66 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Tobias Guddal scores twice — 9.12

Two goals and a mark of 9.12 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.69

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.69 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

11 seasons of Blas Rolón

274 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gonçalo Esteves signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gonçalo Esteves commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Match

Tobias Guddal the difference as Stromsgodset beat Lillestrom

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tobias Guddal. 3‑2 against Lillestrom, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

Storm Karlsson Knutsen will join Stromsgodset for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Storm Karlsson Knutsen has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Stromsgodset have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Match

Stromsgodset make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

In brief

566 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

73 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A hiding for Stromsgodset

Beaten 2‑5 by Molde, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

11 seasons of Blas Rolón

273 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

7 goals as Stromsgodset and Molde go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stromsgodset and Molde, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fredrik Ardraa

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

565 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

80 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ole King asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Alie Conteh in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Alie Conteh rescues a point for Stromsgodset

It needed Alie Conteh to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Rosenborg, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Bram Rovers question follows Stromsgodset around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bram Rovers’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

564 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stefan Stojanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Zakaria El Kachati

Marked 8.10 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Stromsgodset and Stabaek take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

An afternoon Tobias Guddal will want back

Marked 4.94. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

563 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stromsgodset through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Odd, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Both of them Marcus Isane Kjos's — 8.95

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.95, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Kweku Kekeli

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Aalesund take the points off Stromsgodset

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Fredrik Ardraa

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

562 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Tobias Guddal scores twice — 9.28

Two goals and a mark of 9.28 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Elias Hoff Melkersen raises the bar for Stromsgodset

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Stromsgodset heard it as anything else.

Match

Whatever happens, Stromsgodset do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Hoff Melkersen

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Tobias Guddal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stromsgodset see off Viking

Three points for Stromsgodset, 3‑1 the final word against Viking in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

561 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blas Rolón

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 34, rolls back the years — 8.70

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.70 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Ole King puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Stromsgodset do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alie Conteh

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

560 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Milan Vukotić yet — 8.68

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Fredrik Ardraa

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Whatever happens, Stromsgodset do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Elias Hoff Melkersen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The one thing Zakaria El Kachati could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Match

Honours even between Stromsgodset and Haugesund

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

559 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Blas Rolón keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Zakaria El Kachati's — 8.59

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.59, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Milan Vukotić, 34, rolls back the years — 8.76

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.76 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stromsgodset cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Zakaria El Kachati the difference as Stromsgodset beat Mjondalen

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Zakaria El Kachati. 3‑1 against Mjondalen, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Milan Vukotić

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

558 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

129 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset spell it out for Erling Daehli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Erling Daehli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sokrates Krossen’s move to Sarpsborg 08 falls through

The deal that would have taken Sokrates Krossen to Sarpsborg 08 has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Stromsgodset with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

15 academy players handed senior numbers at Stromsgodset

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Stromsgodset promote Mathias Ajer from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mathias Ajer has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Stromsgodset promote Morten Strandberg from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Morten Strandberg has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

557 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rio Robbemond

136 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Stromsgodset turn down Tromso for Eduardo Gomes

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

556 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stromsgodset will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Blas Rolón story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Blas Rolón signs something — a contract at Stromsgodset or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Sokrates Krossen placed on the list

Stromsgodset have made Sokrates Krossen available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

555 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stromsgodset did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Ole King asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tobias Guddal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

554 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 56 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Sokrates Krossen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stefan Stojanović commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Eduardo Gomes conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Tromso will make the call about Eduardo Gomes this week. Stromsgodset have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

553 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Tromso join the queue for Eduardo Gomes

Add another name to the list: Tromso have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Eduardo Gomes. The answer from Stromsgodset has not changed — yet.

Squad

Stefan Stojanović stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stefan Stojanović and Stromsgodset agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

552 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Eduardo Gomes is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stromsgodset is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rubén Funes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stromsgodset will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

551 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Birger Selnaes out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stromsgodset will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ole King asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Milan Vukotić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

550 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 84 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 84 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tobias Guddal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tobias Guddal commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Milan Vukotić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Birger Selnaes signs for Sarpsborg 08 while still at Stromsgodset

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Birger Selnaes has agreed terms with Sarpsborg 08 for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Gonçalo Esteves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

549 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 91 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 91 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Stromsgodset say no — this time

The offer from Mjondalen for Eduardo Gomes was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Elias Hoff Melkersen wants more than Stromsgodset are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tobias Guddal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tobias Guddal commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Squad

Milan Vukotić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Stromsgodset and Milan Vukotić

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stromsgodset, another week without a signature from Milan Vukotić.

In brief

548 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 98 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 98 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

547 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ole King hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Tobias Guddal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

546 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eduardo Gomes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Elias Hoff Melkersen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Mamadou Tounkara

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Valeriy Bondar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

545 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

André Stavås Skistad in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Gonçalo Esteves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

When it matters, Fredrik Ardraa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Bram Rovers loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Bram Rovers's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Boardroom

$98.3K taken back off the Stromsgodset table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

The Bram Rovers talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stromsgodset know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

544 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arda Vurucu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Rio Robbemond would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Rio Robbemond is living that version at Stromsgodset, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Stromsgodset shop where it costs nothing

Rio Robbemond signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

543 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Sebastian Jarl: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ole King puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stromsgodset, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

542 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Eduardo Gomes

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eduardo Gomes will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

541 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stromsgodset put Erling Daehli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Stromsgodset

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

10 seasons of Fredrik Ardraa

304 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Squad

Elias Hoff Melkersen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Elias Hoff Melkersen commits to Stromsgodset for another 2 years.

Squad

André Stavås Skistad in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Stromsgodset earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Mamadou Tounkara brings the grey hairs Stromsgodset lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Market

Experience through the door at Stromsgodset

Valeriy Bondar arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

540 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rubén Funes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa has been here 10 seasons

304 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tobias Guddal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Meliga Promise

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Stromsgodset could get for him.

In brief

539 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aschraf El Mahdioui damages knee ligaments — 121 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 121 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stromsgodset

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

In brief

538 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aschraf El Mahdioui damages knee ligaments — 128 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 128 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Eduardo Gomes

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eduardo Gomes will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

537 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aschraf El Mahdioui damages knee ligaments — 135 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 135 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Kreshnik Krasniqi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stromsgodset have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

André Stavås Skistad in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Talks stall between Stromsgodset and Gonçalo Esteves

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Stromsgodset

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

536 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Erling Daehli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stromsgodset can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Stromsgodset board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

10 seasons of Erick Castro

28 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stromsgodset know what they have.

Market

Elias Hoff Melkersen wants more than Stromsgodset are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Stromsgodset pull $98.3K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Blas Rolón linked with a move away

The name of Blas Rolón keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stromsgodset say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

535 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 45 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 45 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stromsgodset boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Fredrik Ardraa

12 goals and a season average of 7.66 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Ole King hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

André Stavås Skistad in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stromsgodset training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Ardraa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Fredrik Ardraa in the eights

A performance of 9.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Fredrik Ardraa the difference as Stromsgodset beat Odd

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Fredrik Ardraa. 2‑1 against Odd, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

Stromsgodset supporters have found a favourite in Eduardo Gomes

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Eduardo Gomes has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

534 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Birger Selnaes breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Eduardo Gomes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

André Stavås Skistad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Meliga Promise

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Fredrik Ardraa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Giovanni Marciano shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Zakaria El Kachati sends Stromsgodset past Sandefjord

It finished 1‑0, and it was Zakaria El Kachati’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stromsgodset.

Player ratings

Zakaria El Kachati was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.42. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

André Stavås Skistad was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief