12 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
632 Edition

The Teplice Post

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Agustín Alaniz breaks a bone — 133 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 133 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák, 37, rolls back the years — 8.43

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.43 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sirak Samson Bein keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Berke Özçelik at his very best

Marked 9.35. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

Match

Berke Özçelik sends Teplice past Sigma Olomouc

It finished 2‑1, and it was Berke Özçelik’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Teplice.

Squad

No hiding place for Jakub Mašát

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jakub Mašát, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
631 Edition

The Teplice Post

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Agustín Alaniz breaks a bone — 140 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 140 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 34, rolls back the years — 8.28

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.28 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jan Cerny is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Petar Đoković’s goal not enough for Teplice

Petar Đoković scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Slovan Liberec, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Petar Đoković

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.80, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Zlin expected to open talks for Petr Schick

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Teplice will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martin Šubert

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

630 Edition

The Teplice Post

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Agustín Alaniz breaks a bone — 147 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 147 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Teplice march on in the cup

Zbrojovka Brno are out and Teplice go through, 3‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

Both of them Matej Barak's — 8.69

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.69, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A debut Sirak Samson Bein will not forget — 7.58

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 0 on the scoresheet, 7.58 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Facundo Di Biasi yet — 8.50

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.50 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

629 Edition

The Teplice Post

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Agustín Alaniz breaks a bone — 154 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 154 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Teplice win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Slovacko will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Both of them Agustín Alaniz's — 8.86

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.86, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody wants to play Teplice right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Agustín Alaniz the difference as Teplice beat Slovacko

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Agustín Alaniz. 3‑2 against Slovacko, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Petar Đoković at his very best

Marked 9.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

Squad

Lukáš Dvořáček falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

628 Edition

The Teplice Post

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A day Facundo Di Biasi will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Facundo Di Biasi yet — 9.78

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.78 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Patrik Coufal breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Teplice see off Mlada Boleslav

Three points for Teplice, 3‑1 the final word against Mlada Boleslav in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Teplice settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Mlada Boleslav spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz makes them all

Assists: 3. He did not need to score and would probably have been irritated to be asked. A performance built entirely out of other people's finishes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lukáš Dvořáček

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

627 Edition

The Teplice Post

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Patrik Coufal breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matej Riznič yet — 7.83

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.83 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jan Cerny is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Matteo Barbini was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.22. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

626 Edition

The Teplice Post

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Patrik Coufal breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

6 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Šubert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Teplice come up short against Zbrojovka Brno

Zbrojovka Brno left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Agustín Alaniz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Agustín Alaniz

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

625 Edition

The Teplice Post

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrik Coufal breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Teplice

13 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

A last season at home is what Santiago Corbo is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Petr Krejci steps up from the Teplice academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Petr Krejci has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

624 Edition

The Teplice Post

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrik Coufal breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Richard Thompson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom The Teplice production line keeps running
623 Edition

The Teplice Post

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Lukas Masopust asks to leave Teplice

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Facundo Di Biasi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Facundo Di Biasi commits to Teplice for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lukáš Dvořáček is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Teplice sign 9 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Agustín Alaniz loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Agustín Alaniz's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Market

The Jaroslav Harušťák question follows Teplice around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jaroslav Harušťák’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

622 Edition

The Teplice Post

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Marco Nascimento keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

621 Edition

The Teplice Post

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Sirak Samson Bein hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Teplice can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

620 Edition

The Teplice Post

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Lukas Masopust is a Teplice player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

In brief

619 Edition

The Teplice Post

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jaroslav Harušťák and Teplice agree another 2 years.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

618 Edition

The Teplice Post

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

617 Edition

The Teplice Post

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Giovanni Perini gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Giovanni Perini has just signed for Teplice, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lukáš Dvořáček is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Teplice bring in an old head

Giovanni Perini is 33 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

616 Edition

The Teplice Post

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
615 Edition

The Teplice Post

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 57 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 57 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

614 Edition

The Teplice Post

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 64 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 64 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

12 seasons of Jaroslav Harušťák

432 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Teplice know what they have.

In brief

613 Edition

The Teplice Post

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 71 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 71 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

In brief

612 Edition

The Teplice Post

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 78 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 78 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Richard Thompson says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

611 Edition

The Teplice Post

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Sirak Samson Bein asks to leave Teplice

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

610 Edition

The Teplice Post

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Boardroom Teplice pull $1.1M back off the table
  • Boardroom Teplice were not finished after all
609 Edition

The Teplice Post

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 99 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 99 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

In brief

608 Edition

The Teplice Post

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Daniel Schick says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

607 Edition

The Teplice Post

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 113 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 113 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

606 Edition

The Teplice Post

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 120 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 120 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Sirak Samson Bein hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Teplice can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Benjamin Parlov says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

605 Edition

The Teplice Post

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 127 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 127 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Teplice boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

In brief

604 Edition

The Teplice Post

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Šubert damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Wages eat 110% of everything Teplice earn
603 Edition

The Teplice Post

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Andrés Campos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Jaroslav Harušťák question follows Teplice around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jaroslav Harušťák’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The market said no: Torben Bos stays put

Teplice opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Torben Bos stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

602 Edition

The Teplice Post

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matyáš Kozák breaks a bone — 114 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 114 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák has been here 13 seasons

419 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák, 36, rolls back the years — 8.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.31 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No end in sight to Teplice's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Teplice has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Marco Nascimento: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Facundo Di Biasi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

601 Edition

The Teplice Post

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Teplice boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 9.18

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.18 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák has been here 13 seasons

418 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Matúš Vojtko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

4 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Match

Teplice are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Matej Riznič

8 goals and a season average of 7.54 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Matej Riznič’s goal not enough for Teplice

Matej Riznič scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Slavia Prague, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

600 Edition

The Teplice Post

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Teplice

Beaten 0‑3 by Sparta Prague, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Jakub Mašát keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Market

Petar Đoković puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Teplice, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Matyáš Kozák

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matyáš Kozák, and the manager let it.

Match

Teplice are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Boardroom

113% of the income goes out in wages at Teplice

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

599 Edition

The Teplice Post

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Šubert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Pribram take the points off Teplice

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Jaroslav Harušťák

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jaroslav Harušťák, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Matteo Barbini was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.06. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Pribram are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Teplice will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matyáš Kozák

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

598 Edition

The Teplice Post

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Teplice throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Jihlava the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Teplice will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 9.13

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.13 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Matej Riznič is carrying Teplice

7 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

No hiding place for Martin Šubert

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Martin Šubert, and the manager let it.

Match

Teplice share the spoils with Jihlava

A 2‑2 draw with Jihlava leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Berke Özçelik runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Matúš Vojtko

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

597 Edition

The Teplice Post

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matyáš Kozák yet — 9.07

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.07 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Matej Riznič sends Teplice past Banik Ostrava

It finished 3‑2, and it was Matej Riznič’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Teplice.

Squad

Santiago Corbo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Santiago Corbo and Teplice agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Matteo Barbini

Marked 8.98 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

596 Edition

The Teplice Post

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Teplice leave it late against Dukla Prague

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 87th, and Dukla Prague spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz, 35, rolls back the years — 8.42

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.42 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Daniel Schick says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Šubert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.45. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Teplice get the job done against Dukla Prague

A 2‑1 win over Dukla Prague, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jakub Mašát

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

103% of the income goes out in wages at Teplice

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

595 Edition

The Teplice Post

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Teplice's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Teplice has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Matteo Barbini

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Matej Riznič

5 goals and a season average of 7.43 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Matteo Barbini rescues a point for Teplice

It needed Matteo Barbini to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Zlin, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

594 Edition

The Teplice Post

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Agustín Alaniz yet — 8.05

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Teplice

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Petr Schick out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Petr Schick, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Daniel Cerny for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Teplice will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

593 Edition

The Teplice Post

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Teplice put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Jakub Mašát keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matej Riznič yet — 8.49

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.49 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Petar Đoković puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Teplice, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Facundo Di Biasi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Facundo Di Biasi and Teplice agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

4 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Šubert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

592 Edition

The Teplice Post

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jakub Mašát keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Viktoria Plzen take the points off Teplice

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages eat 98% of everything Teplice earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

591 Edition

The Teplice Post

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Agustín Alaniz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Teplice come up short against Slovacko

Slovacko left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Matej Riznič is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Berke Özçelik runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Petar Đoković could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Market

The Jaroslav Harušťák question follows Teplice around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jaroslav Harušťák’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

590 Edition

The Teplice Post

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Šubert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Berke Özçelik

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Petar Đoković

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lukáš Dvořáček

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jakub Mašát

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

589 Edition

The Teplice Post

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 9.44

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.44 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Facundo Di Biasi

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jacob Martin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Teplice cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jaroslav Harušťák and Teplice agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Matteo Barbini

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Teplice see off Bohemians 1905

Three points for Teplice, 1‑0 the final word against Bohemians 1905 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

588 Edition

The Teplice Post

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Teplice leave it late against Zbrojovka Brno

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 85th, and Zbrojovka Brno spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz scores twice — 8.61

Two goals and a mark of 8.61 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Adam Coufal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jaroslav Harušťák and Teplice agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

587 Edition

The Teplice Post

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jakub Mašát keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Teplice strike at the death to beat Jablonec

There were 85 minutes on the clock and Jablonec had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Teplice did not stop to explain themselves.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz scores twice — 8.61

Two goals and a mark of 8.61 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 9.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.31 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Agustín Alaniz the difference as Teplice beat Jablonec

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Agustín Alaniz. 3‑2 against Jablonec, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Martin Šubert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Santiago Corbo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

586 Edition

The Teplice Post

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Teplice against Slavia Prague

0‑1 to Slavia Prague, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jakub Mašát gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Lukáš Dvořáček

4 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Berke Özçelik

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

585 Edition

The Teplice Post

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jakub Mašát keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Teplice come up short against Sparta Prague

Sparta Prague left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Agustín Alaniz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Agustín Alaniz, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Petar Đoković at his very best

Marked 8.87. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

In brief

584 Edition

The Teplice Post

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

A hiding for Teplice

Beaten 0‑3 by Pribram, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matyáš Kozák commits to Teplice for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Teplice dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages eat 87% of everything Teplice earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

583 Edition

The Teplice Post

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Martin Šubert leads the rout of Jihlava

4‑1, and Martin Šubert took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Teplice tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Martin Šubert takes the afternoon — 9.79

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Martin Šubert provided it, and the 9.79 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Jakub Mašát: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Teplice

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček in the eights

A performance of 8.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

The one thing Agustín Alaniz could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

582 Edition

The Teplice Post

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jakub Mašát

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz, 35, rolls back the years — 9.69

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.69 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lukáš Dvořáček the difference as Teplice beat Banik Ostrava

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lukáš Dvořáček. 3‑1 against Banik Ostrava, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček in the eights

A performance of 9.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Torben Bos at his very best

Marked 8.66. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

Player ratings

Facundo Di Biasi never got going

3.00 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

581 Edition

The Teplice Post

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Teplice throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Dukla Prague the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Teplice will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 8.71

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.71 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Šubert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Petar Đoković

Marked 9.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Berke Özçelik

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Teplice and Dukla Prague

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

580 Edition

The Teplice Post

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marcus Eskildsen and Teplice agree another 4 years.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Berke Özçelik

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lukáš Dvořáček

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Teplice and Zlin

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

579 Edition

The Teplice Post

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Facundo Di Biasi

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 8.71

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.71 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marcus Eskildsen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Teplice see off Sigma Olomouc

Three points for Teplice, 1‑0 the final word against Sigma Olomouc in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Torben Bos

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Matteo Barbini was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

578 Edition

The Teplice Post

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The small margins put Teplice out

Out, 2‑2 to Slovan Liberec, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Agustín Alaniz, 35, rolls back the years — 8.57

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.57 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marcus Eskildsen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Teplice leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Petar Đoković was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

577 Edition

The Teplice Post

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Matyáš Kozák's — 8.81

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.81, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Jaroslav Harušťák

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jaroslav Harušťák, and the manager let it.

Match

Teplice share the spoils with Viktoria Plzen

A 2‑2 draw with Viktoria Plzen leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

576 Edition

The Teplice Post

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matej Riznič yet — 8.91

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.91 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Teplice and Slovacko in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lukáš Dvořáček

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Teplice and Slovacko take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

575 Edition

The Teplice Post

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák has been here 12 seasons

411 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lukáš Dvořáček

Marked 9.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Teplice and Facundo Di Biasi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Lukáš Dvořáček rescues a point for Teplice

It needed Lukáš Dvořáček to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Mlada Boleslav, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

574 Edition

The Teplice Post

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič, 33, rolls back the years — 9.64

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.64 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jacob Martin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Teplice get the job done against Bohemians 1905

A 3‑1 win over Bohemians 1905, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lukáš Dvořáček

Marked 9.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Agustín Alaniz

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

The Michalis Voriazidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Michalis Voriazidis signs something — a contract at Teplice or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

573 Edition

The Teplice Post

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Voriazidis out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Torben Bos takes the afternoon — 8.71

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Torben Bos provided it, and the 8.71 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Santiago Corbo says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Filip Krejci has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Teplice they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Teplice

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Torben Bos’s goal not enough for Teplice

Torben Bos scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Zbrojovka Brno, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Teplice

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

In brief

572 Edition

The Teplice Post

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Teplice boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief

  • The terraces The mood at Teplice has turned into something else
  • Squad Tempers go at Teplice
  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
571 Edition

The Teplice Post

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

12 seasons of Matyáš Kozák

395 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Teplice know what they have.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

570 Edition

The Teplice Post

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

569 Edition

The Teplice Post

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Torben Bos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Teplice, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

568 Edition

The Teplice Post

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

In brief

567 Edition

The Teplice Post

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Teplice put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Jaroslav Harušťák story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jaroslav Harušťák signs something — a contract at Teplice or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

Teplice pull $1.2M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Still no signature from Álex Petxarromán

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Teplice could get for him.

In brief

566 Edition

The Teplice Post

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 57 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 57 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Jacob Martin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Teplice can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Sławomir Chmiel will join Teplice for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Sławomir Chmiel has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Teplice have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Agustín Alaniz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Torben Bos told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Torben Bos has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Teplice.

Market

The Michalis Voriazidis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Michalis Voriazidis signs something — a contract at Teplice or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Teplice pick up Filip Holes for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Filip Holes arrives at Teplice with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

  • Boardroom Teplice keep producing them
  • Boardroom The Teplice dressing room answers
565 Edition

The Teplice Post

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrés Campos breaks a bone — 64 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 64 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Market Filip Krejci has one foot out of the door
  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
564 Edition

The Teplice Post

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

In brief

563 Edition

The Teplice Post

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martin Šubert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

562 Edition

The Teplice Post

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stefan Milić signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stefan Milić and Teplice agree another 2 years.

In brief

561 Edition

The Teplice Post

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Adam Coufal says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Market Only the photograph left for Filip Krejci
  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
560 Edition

The Teplice Post

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

In brief

559 Edition

The Teplice Post

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

109 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Joel Pereira says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

558 Edition

The Teplice Post

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Daniel Sima

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Teplice lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jaroslav Harušťák signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jaroslav Harušťák commits to Teplice for another 2 years.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

557 Edition

The Teplice Post

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Torben Bos says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Filip Krejci

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Filip Krejci will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Teplice the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Agustín Alaniz
  • Boardroom 93% of the income goes out in wages at Teplice
556 Edition

The Teplice Post

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

Squad

Agustín Alaniz keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

555 Edition

The Teplice Post

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Lukáš Dvořáček has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Teplice will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

554 Edition

The Teplice Post

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matúš Vojtko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Matyáš Kozák and Teplice agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

553 Edition

The Teplice Post

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Teplice put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Teplice board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Adam Coufal keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Matyáš Kozák and Teplice agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Filip Krejci is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Teplice is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Wages eat 94% of everything Teplice earn
  • Boardroom Teplice pull $1.2M back off the table
552 Edition

The Teplice Post

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Teplice has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Teplice boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

551 Edition

The Teplice Post

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jaroslav Harušťák is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Teplice lose Daniel Sima

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

550 Edition

The Teplice Post

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Martin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A first appearance David Barak will want to forget — 5.75

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.75, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Martin Šubert gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Jablonec take the points off Teplice

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matej Riznič

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Joel Pereira

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Adam Coufal could have had three

16 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

549 Edition

The Teplice Post

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cruel end for Slavia Prague as Teplice pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Teplice scored in the 92th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marcus Eskildsen

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 8.55

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.55 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Filip Krejci is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Teplice is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Lukáš Dvořáček the difference as Teplice beat Slavia Prague

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lukáš Dvořáček. 3‑2 against Slavia Prague, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Berke Özçelik at his very best

Marked 9.27. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lukáš Dvořáček at his very best

Marked 9.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Teplice.

In brief

548 Edition

The Teplice Post

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

Market

Filip Krejci hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Teplice can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 7.90

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Benjamin Parlov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Matej Riznič’s goal not enough for Teplice

Matej Riznič scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Sparta Prague, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jaroslav Harušťák is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Matej Riznič is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

547 Edition

The Teplice Post

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Matyáš Kozák takes the afternoon — 8.70

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Matyáš Kozák provided it, and the 8.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Matej Barak says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Teplice see off Pribram

Three points for Teplice, 3‑1 the final word against Pribram in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Matej Riznič

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Slovacko expected to open talks for Filip Krejci

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Teplice will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

546 Edition

The Teplice Post

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules David Provod out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Teplice leave it late against Jihlava

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 88th, and Jihlava spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matyáš Kozák yet — 8.03

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Facundo Di Biasi shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Teplice get the job done against Jihlava

A 1‑0 win over Jihlava, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

545 Edition

The Teplice Post

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Teplice

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Teplice put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules David Provod out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Teplice will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Teplice

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Both of them Matyáš Kozák's — 8.40

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.40, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Martin Šubert stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Martin Šubert and Teplice agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 105% of everything Teplice earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

544 Edition

The Teplice Post

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

12 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Teplice

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Teplice is running low.

Match

Teplice are in real trouble now

Position 15, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Matteo Barbini takes the afternoon — 8.52

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Matteo Barbini provided it, and the 8.52 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák, 35, rolls back the years — 8.02

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.02 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Match Matteo Barbini among the goals in a wild afternoon
  • Squad Words at Teplice training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Berke Özçelik was on a different afternoon to everybody else
543 Edition

The Teplice Post

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Teplice's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Teplice has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Torben Bos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Matej Riznič

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

542 Edition

The Teplice Post

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marcus Eskildsen

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

10 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Facundo Di Biasi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jaroslav Harušťák is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sigma Olomouc take the points off Teplice

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.43. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Berke Özçelik

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Matyáš Kozák

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

541 Edition

The Teplice Post

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for Teplice

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Teplice can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Slovan Liberec punish Teplice for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Matej Riznič will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Teplice escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 8.83

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.83 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Berke Özçelik in the eights

A performance of 9.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

540 Edition

The Teplice Post

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Teplice are in real trouble now

Position 14, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

8 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Marcus Eskildsen keeps Teplice in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák, 35, rolls back the years — 8.36

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.36 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

539 Edition

The Teplice Post

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 75 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 75 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrés Campos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Teplice may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for Teplice

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matej Riznič

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Šubert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Slovacko take the points off Teplice

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák could have had three

16 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Berke Özçelik leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

538 Edition

The Teplice Post

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Teplice let it slip despite Berke Özçelik

Berke Özçelik had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Mlada Boleslav were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

A day Berke Özçelik will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Stefan Milić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Teplice have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

6 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Martin Šubert, 34, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Teplice come up short against Mlada Boleslav

Mlada Boleslav left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Berke Özçelik was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.82. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

537 Edition

The Teplice Post

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 8.67

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.67 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

5 matches without a win for Teplice

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Teplice are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Jaroslav Harušťák

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jaroslav Harušťák, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Matteo Barbini was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.63. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Honours even between Teplice and Bohemians 1905

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Matej Riznič runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

536 Edition

The Teplice Post

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Voriazidis damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Teplice spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Teplice spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Teplice

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Teplice are in real trouble now

Position 14, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák has been here 12 seasons

382 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The wait goes on for Teplice

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Joel Pereira signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joel Pereira and Teplice agree another 2 years.

In brief

535 Edition

The Teplice Post

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Šubert yet — 8.53

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.53 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Facundo Di Biasi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matej Riznič falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Martin Šubert’s goal not enough for Teplice

Martin Šubert scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Jablonec, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marcus Eskildsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Lukáš Dvořáček was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.32. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

534 Edition

The Teplice Post

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Marcus Eskildsen

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Matyáš Kozák, 35, rolls back the years — 7.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.88 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matyáš Kozák in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Teplice this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matej Riznič is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Facundo Di Biasi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.65. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Matej Riznič

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Joel Pereira is still paying for one afternoon at Teplice

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Match

Facundo Di Biasi rescues a point for Teplice

It needed Facundo Di Biasi to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Slavia Prague, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Jaroslav Harušťák story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jaroslav Harušťák signs something — a contract at Teplice or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

533 Edition

The Teplice Post

13 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Richard Thompson says Teplice went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Teplice

Matyáš Kozák was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Teplice training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martin Šubert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lukáš Dvořáček

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Sparta Prague take the points off Teplice

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Agustín Alaniz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Agustín Alaniz, and the manager let it.

In brief