21 Mar 2030
Thursday
Process
190 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for Uni-X Labs

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Uni-X Labs are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Bumprom Gomel snatch it back from Uni-X Labs

A goal on 92 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Uladzimir Shikavka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Uladzimir Shikavka, and the manager let it.

Match

Uni-X Labs share the spoils with Bumprom Gomel

A 1‑1 draw with Bumprom Gomel leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Ivan Bykau chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

Looking ahead

Maxim Makarov goes back to face Slonim

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Maxim Makarov’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Uni-X Labs needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Egor Klimovich

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

The dugout

Stanislau Shikavka knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Stanislau Shikavka trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

Back issues
189 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

4 matches without a win for Uni-X Labs

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Uni-X Labs are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Uni-X Labs

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs still without a manager

10 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

The dugout

Egor Klimovich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Ivan Bykau chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Uni-X Labs draw a blank against Neman

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Neman defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Looking ahead

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov faces his old club

Bumprom Gomel next, and one man in the Uni-X Labs dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Player ratings

Ilya Rabeshko was immovable

12 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

188 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs part company with Aliaksandr Kendysh

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

Maxim Makarov keeps Uni-X Labs in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Egor Klimovich says Uni-X Labs went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

Boardroom

Ivan Bykau takes charge at Uni-X Labs

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Uni-X Labs

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Match

Uni-X Labs cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Lida

Lida left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

187 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Window shuts: 1 in, 1 out at Uni-X Labs

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 1 arrived, 1 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

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Anton Yablonski knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

186 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Sotirios Retsos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Anton Yablonski knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Anton Yablonski trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Stanislau Shikavka still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Uni-X Labs would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Dmitriy Khalimonchikov has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

185 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Vladislav Kibak due for a Uni-X Labs medical

Everything agreed with Dinamo Minsk, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

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Boardroom

David Lund will join Uni-X Labs for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. David Lund has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Uni-X Labs have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Vitebsk tell Uni-X Labs: Joel Sula is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Stanislau Shikavka signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stanislau Shikavka and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years.

Market

A long bet from Uni-X Labs on Stanislau Shikavka

He is 20, and nobody at Uni-X Labs signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

The dugout

Uni-X Labs keep their word to Stanislau Shikavka

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Ilya Rabeshko has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Ilya Rabeshko keeps the shirt for now, at Uni-X Labs's convenience rather than his own.

Market

Alexey Yazepov leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Alexey Yazepov leaves Uni-X Labs the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

184 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Uni-X Labs boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

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Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Uladzislau Korzun

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Torpedo-BelAZ, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Vitaliy Savitski

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs ask about Alexandr Alexandrovich

A loan enquiry to Dinamo Minsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Veniamin Kostyukovich is on it.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Korzun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kavalyou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

183 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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No hiding place for Uladzimir Shikavka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Uladzimir Shikavka, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Vitaliy Savitski is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Boardroom

The window opens at Uni-X Labs

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kavalyou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Questions about Dmitriy Khalimonchikov on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

182 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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The manager makes an example of Anton Palitsevich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

181 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

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Squad

Ihar Klimovich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ihar Klimovich and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years.

Market

No place for Pavel Makas in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Pavel Makas has his answer from Uni-X Labs; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Ihar Klimovich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Anton Yablonski

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Anton Yablonski has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

180 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Uni-X Labs

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Uni-X Labs is running low.

The dugout

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Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

No place for Ivan Vostrov in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Ivan Vostrov has his answer from Uni-X Labs; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

Uni-X Labs put Ruslan Belov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ruslan Belov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Ihar Klimovich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

179 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Sotirios Retsos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Edimilson Widmer asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

178 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Edimilson Widmer knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Edimilson Widmer trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Veniamin Kostyukovich

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Veniamin Kostyukovich’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

177 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

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In brief

176 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kavalyou knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

175 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Anton Palitsevich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Alexey Yazepov

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Alexey Yazepov’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

174 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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The manager makes an example of Uladzimir Shikavka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ihar Klimovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ihar Klimovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

173 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

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In brief

172 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Pietro Baietta signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pietro Baietta commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

Squad

Sotirios Retsos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Edimilson Widmer asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Dmitriy Khalimonchikov has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

171 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Market

Edimilson Widmer is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Uni-X Labs has been clear about where Edimilson Widmer stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Edimilson Widmer knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

170 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Squad

Raman Hleb stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Raman Hleb and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 90% of the Uni-X Labs income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kavalyou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Anton Palitsevich is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Ilya Rabeshko

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Ilya Rabeshko’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

169 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Uni-X Labs

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

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168 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Veniamin Kostyukovich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Veniamin Kostyukovich is on it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Ihar Klimovich

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Uni-X Labs has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

167 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Market

Uni-X Labs put Ruslan Belov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ruslan Belov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

A season on the outside for Edimilson Widmer

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Uni-X Labs has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

166 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Boardroom

91% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Uni-X Labs have started building around Pietro Baietta

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Egor Klimovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ihar Stasevich remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Uni-X Labs would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Squad

“I want to play”: Egor Klimovich speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

165 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

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Anton Yablonski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Sotirios Retsos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Uni-X Labs

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The dugout

Edimilson Widmer is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Ihar Klimovich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

164 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

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Uni-X Labs are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Anton Yablonski knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Anton Yablonski trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Edimilson Widmer

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Edimilson Widmer.

Market

Dmitriy Turovets leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Dmitriy Turovets leaves Uni-X Labs the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

163 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ruslan Belov asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 15 in, 13 out at Uni-X Labs

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 15 arrived, 13 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Nikita Matusevich

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Torpedo-BelAZ have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Uladzimir Shikavka

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Uladzimir Shikavka.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edimilson Widmer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edimilson Widmer, and the manager let it.

In brief

162 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Pietro Baietta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Belov slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Ruslan Belov is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Uladzimir Shikavka

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Uladzimir Shikavka has come out of that comparison in the side, and Uni-X Labs have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Squad

Veniamin Kostyukovich moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Uni-X Labs than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

161 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Maxim Makarov

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Transfer targets

Pavel Tarletskiy turns down Uni-X Labs

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Minsk keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

The dugout

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Squad

Ruslan Belov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Aliaksandr Korzun and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Pietro Baietta

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Alexey Yazepov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

160 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Sergey Kirikovich keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Uni-X Labs may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Minsk tell Uni-X Labs: Vitaliy Savitski is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ruslan Belov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Orsha

0‑1 to Orsha, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Eduard Pavlov out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Eduard Pavlov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aliaksandr Kendysh after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Sergey Kirikovich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Pavel Tarletskiy is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

159 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Pavel Makas, 15, steals the show — 7.74

Marked 7.74 at 15, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Medical ends the Aleksey Lermontov deal

Everything was agreed with Lokomotiv Gomel and then the doctor spoke. Uni-X Labs have walked away from a signing on the advice of somebody who never saw him play, which is how it is supposed to work.

Squad

Veniamin Kostyukovich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Veniamin Kostyukovich commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mikalai Savitski

Uni-X Labs asked and BATE said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Pavel Makas

At 15 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Anton Palitsevich steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Anton Palitsevich has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Ruslan Signevich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruslan Signevich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Viktar Makas joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Viktar Makas is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

158 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Uni-X Labs

Beaten 0‑3 by Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

The dugout

Pietro Baietta: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Uni-X Labs have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

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Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Andrei Rios

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Isloch, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Vladimir Dziov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Slonim have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Belov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anton Yablonski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Egor Klimovich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Egor Klimovich and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Egor Klimovich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

157 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ruslan Belov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lokomotiv Gomel come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Uni-X Labs did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ruslan Belov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov sends Uni-X Labs past Niva

It finished 2‑0, and it was Dmitriy Khalimonchikov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Uni-X Labs.

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Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.24. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Aliaksandr Kendysh kept it short after the 2‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Uni-X Labs

Something was said to Alexey Yazepov and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

156 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Viktar Noyok due for a Uni-X Labs medical

Everything agreed with Dinamo Minsk, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

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Door shut on Uladzislau Korzun

Uni-X Labs asked and Torpedo-BelAZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Uni-X Labs lose Eduard Pavlov

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Uni-X Labs

Niva next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

The dugout

Ruslan Belov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sergey Kirikovich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergey Kirikovich, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no signature from Egor Snapkov

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Uni-X Labs could get for him.

In brief

155 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Nikita Solomatin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Smorgon have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Dmitriy Turovets falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Uni-X Labs rescue it on 95 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 95. Baranovichi had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Player ratings

Alexey Yazepov was the difference for Uni-X Labs

Marked 7.68. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Uni-X Labs and Baranovichi

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Pietro Baietta and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

When it matters, Vitaliy Urbanovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

154 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Uni-X Labs

1‑4 against Osipovichi, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Uni-X Labs sink to position 11

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Anton Yablonski at 17 — 7.94

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Anton Yablonski did not need any: 7.94, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

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A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Aliaksandr Korzun and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vladimir Dziov

Uni-X Labs asked and Slonim said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ruslan Belov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Ruslan Belov

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Ruslan Belov.

In brief

153 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Maxim Makarov keeps Uni-X Labs in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 15 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ruslan Belov asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Egor Snapkov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Egor Snapkov signs for Belshina while still at Uni-X Labs

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Egor Snapkov has agreed terms with Belshina for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Pavel Tarletskiy

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Slonim

Slonim left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

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Maxim Makarov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

152 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Maxim Voronkovich

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Dinamo Minsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Ruslan Belov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Aleksey Lermontov will join Uni-X Labs for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Aleksey Lermontov has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Uni-X Labs have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Minsk tell Uni-X Labs: Vitaliy Savitski is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

One of their own: Veniamin Kostyukovich

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

The drought breaks for Uni-X Labs

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Bumprom Gomel were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Match

Uni-X Labs find a way past Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel made Uni-X Labs work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Anton Yablonski

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

151 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Yaroslav Khramtsevich at 21 — 7.69

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Yaroslav Khramtsevich did not need any: 7.69, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

No end in sight to Uni-X Labs's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Uni-X Labs has to find a result from somewhere.

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The paperwork begins on Sergey Kirikovich

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Volna Pinsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Torpedo-BelAZ tell Uni-X Labs: Nikita Matusevich is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Dmitriy Turovets falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Yaroslav Khramtsevich’s goal not enough for Uni-X Labs

Yaroslav Khramtsevich scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ostrovets, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Egor Snapkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

150 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Uni-X Labs sink to position 11

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Yahor Nekhaichik puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 29. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

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No end in sight to Uni-X Labs's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Uni-X Labs has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Uni-X Labs cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Lida

Lida left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Ruslan Belov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aliaksandr Kendysh after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

149 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Uni-X Labs out

Out, 0‑4 to Dinamo Minsk, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Ruslan Belov asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

A cup embarrassment at Dinamo Minsk follows Uni-X Labs home

0-4. Going out of a cup is one afternoon; going out like that is a week of phone-ins, and the manager will hear every one of them.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Uni-X Labs cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

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Halfway: Uni-X Labs sit in position 9

14 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Uni-X Labs

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Edimilson Widmer

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

In brief

148 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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Egor Snapkov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Turovets was the difference for Uni-X Labs

Marked 7.18. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Aliaksandr Kendysh was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Uni-X Labs dressing room was either.

Squad

Anton Yablonski is the weekend's best young player

At 17 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

Match

No goals between Uni-X Labs and Molodechno

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Molodechno will be the happier side with the point.

The dugout

Pavel Shikavka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

147 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 28. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Snapkov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Snapkov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Anton Yablonski, 17, steals the show — 7.88

Marked 7.88 at 17, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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The crowd has taken to Yaroslav Khramtsevich

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

The drought breaks for Uni-X Labs

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Orsha were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Match

Uni-X Labs get the job done against Orsha

A 1‑0 win over Orsha, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Aliaksandr Kendysh on a 1‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

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14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vitaliy Klimovich damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Yaroslav Khramtsevich was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

6 saves: Ruslan Belov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

5 matches without a win for Uni-X Labs

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Uni-X Labs are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

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5 matches without a goal for Uni-X Labs

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Lokomotiv Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aliaksandr Kendysh after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

145 Edition

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7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Vitaliy Klimovich out for 22 days

22 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Uni-X Labs lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Uni-X Labs sink to position 11

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Uni-X Labs

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Uni-X Labs

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Uni-X Labs can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Arsenal Dzerzhinsk

0‑1 to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

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Aliaksandr Kendysh: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Vitaliy Klimovich damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ruslan Belov asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 29. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Uni-X Labs

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

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Vitaliy Urbanovich stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.48 on the card, and the Uni-X Labs support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Vitaliy Urbanovich is on it.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Aliaksandr Kendysh after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

143 Edition

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23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Egor Snapkov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

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When it matters, Yaroslav Khramtsevich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Ruslan Belov

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Niva in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Alexey Yazepov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

Uni-X Labs travel to Niva

Next up on the road: Niva, position 6. The supporters who go will talk about it all week and the ones who do not will check their phones at ten to five.

In brief

142 Edition

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16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

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Ivan Vostrov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Vostrov and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Turovets stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.63 on the card, and the Uni-X Labs support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Matvey Svidinskiy is on it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Aliaksandr Kendysh on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aliaksandr Kavalyou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Point won or two lost for Uni-X Labs?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Baranovichi? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

Egor Snapkov runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Uni-X Labs money.

In brief

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9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Egor Snapkov

Successful dribbles: 41. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Uni-X Labs march on in the cup

Molodechno are out and Uni-X Labs go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Yaroslav Khramtsevich takes the afternoon — 8.17

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Yaroslav Khramtsevich provided it, and the 8.17 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ruslan Belov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Uni-X Labs

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Aliaksandr Kavalyou

At 15 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Osipovichi take the points off Uni-X Labs

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

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140 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Egor Snapkov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Uni-X Labs have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.07

A mark of 8.07 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Egor Snapkov the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Slonim

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Egor Snapkov. 2‑1 against Slonim, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Egor Snapkov

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Market

Dmitriy Turovets is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Uni-X Labs has been clear about where Dmitriy Turovets stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ruslan Belov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ruslan Belov, and the manager let it.

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In brief

139 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Snapkov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Snapkov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

6 saves: Ruslan Belov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Uni-X Labs

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Bumprom Gomel

0‑2 to Bumprom Gomel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

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Yaroslav Khramtsevich was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Aliaksandr Kendysh to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

138 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 54. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

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Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Vitaliy Urbanovich takes the honours

Marked 7.35 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Uni-X Labs had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Aliaksandr Kendysh chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Match

No goals between Uni-X Labs and Ostrovets

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Ostrovets will be the happier side with the point.

Looking ahead

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov faces his old club

Bumprom Gomel next, and one man in the Uni-X Labs dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Veniamin Kostyukovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Maksim Pavlov does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

137 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 39. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

A hiding for Uni-X Labs

Beaten 0‑3 by Lida, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Dmitriy Turovets asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Uni-X Labs

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

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Boardroom

Doors closed at Uni-X Labs

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaroslav Khramtsevich is on it.

In brief

136 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Anton Yablonski, 17, plays like he has been here for years — 7.86

A mark of 7.86 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 17-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Egor Snapkov

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dmitriy Khalimonchikov commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Egor Snapkov

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Anton Yablonski the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Volna Pinsk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Anton Yablonski. 1‑0 against Volna Pinsk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

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Appearance number 200 for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs let a promise lapse

A date was given and it came and went. Nobody upstairs will call it a broken promise, and nobody downstairs will call it anything else for a long time.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Boardroom Uni-X Labs say no to the training-ground money
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Maksim Pavlov
135 Edition

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26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Egor Snapkov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 5 in, 2 out at Uni-X Labs

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 5 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel tell Uni-X Labs: Batyr Umirov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

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When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Ruslan Belov placed on the list

Uni-X Labs have made Ruslan Belov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Match

Uni-X Labs have something to play for

Position 6 on 35 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Market

The market said no: Matvey Svidinskiy stays put

Uni-X Labs opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Matvey Svidinskiy stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Aliaksandr Kavalyou

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Aliaksandr Kavalyou.

In brief

134 Edition

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19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Sergey Kirikovich due for a Uni-X Labs medical

Everything agreed with Volna Pinsk, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Pavel Tarletskiy turns down Uni-X Labs

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Minsk keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Torpedo-BelAZ tell Uni-X Labs: Uladzislau Korzun is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yahor Nekhaichik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yahor Nekhaichik, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs ask about Nikolay Borushnov

A loan enquiry to Dinamo Minsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

Pavel Shikavka placed on the list

Uni-X Labs have made Pavel Shikavka available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Yan Rios knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Egor Makas is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

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133 Edition

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12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Turovets puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Uni-X Labs say no — this time

The offer from Bumprom Gomel for Egor Snapkov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

Transfer targets

Torpedo-BelAZ tell Uni-X Labs: Nikita Matusevich is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

One of our own: Artem Bykau joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Artem Bykau is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Egor Signevich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Egor Signevich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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Uni-X Labs ask about Pavel Tarletskiy

A loan enquiry to Minsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

132 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Uni-X Labs say no — this time

The offer from BATE for Yaroslav Khramtsevich was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Anton Klimovich

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Minsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Kirill Pankratov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. BATE have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Ivan Vostrov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ivan Vostrov and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs try to borrow Kirill Butevich

Dinamo Minsk have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Uni-X Labs keep their word to Pavel Shikavka

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

131 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Batyr Umirov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bumprom Gomel have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

A loan move for Ruslan Yablonski is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Dinamo Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Veniamin Kostyukovich is on it.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Veniamin Kostyukovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Yaroslav Khramtsevich story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Yaroslav Khramtsevich signs something — a contract at Uni-X Labs or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

130 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitriy Turovets is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hleb Yablonski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

129 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Turovets puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Uni-X Labs

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

128 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Belov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Market

The shop window has Vitaliy Urbanovich in it

Uni-X Labs have let the market know Vitaliy Urbanovich can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

Ihar Klimovich still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Uni-X Labs would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The clock does Egor Snapkov’s negotiating for him

7 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Uni-X Labs could ask drops and the wages Egor Snapkov can ask rise.

The dugout

Ivan Vostrov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

127 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Egor Snapkov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Maksim Pavlov

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Uni-X Labs told Maksim Pavlov something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

126 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Yaroslav Khramtsevich

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Uni-X Labs told Yaroslav Khramtsevich something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Yahor Nekhaichik asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

125 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Turovets hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matvey Svidinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Uni-X Labs

Something was said to Matvey Svidinskiy and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yan Rios

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yan Rios, and the manager let it.

In brief

124 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

Edimilson Widmer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Edimilson Widmer commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

In brief

123 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Snapkov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Snapkov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yan Rios was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Veniamin Kostyukovich plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Uni-X Labs have started building around Ruslan Belov

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

Market

Egor Makas told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Egor Makas has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Uni-X Labs.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hleb Yablonski

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hleb Yablonski, and the manager let it.

In brief

122 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yaroslav Khramtsevich is the young player of the season

Not a month, not a run of form — a whole season of being the best 21-year-old anybody in this division could put on a pitch. This is the honour that gets mentioned for the rest of his career.

Market

Egor Snapkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

121 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

120 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Turovets hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Pavel Shikavka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pavel Shikavka, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Dmitriy Turovets knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Uni-X Labs put Vitaliy Urbanovich up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Vitaliy Urbanovich may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

119 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Egor Snapkov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Yahor Nekhaichik asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Ihar Klimovich

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Ihar Klimovich.

In brief

118 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Egor Snapkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 102% of the Uni-X Labs income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

When it matters, Roman Babaev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Ruslan Belov is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Uni-X Labs has been clear about where Ruslan Belov stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

117 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaroslav Khramtsevich is on it.

The dugout

Pavel Makas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

116 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Turovets asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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In brief

115 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Egor Snapkov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edimilson Widmer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edimilson Widmer, and the manager let it.

Market

The shop window has Dmitriy Turovets in it

Uni-X Labs have let the market know Dmitriy Turovets can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Match

Uni-X Labs in the hunt for Europe

Position 6, 35 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Squad

Edimilson Widmer wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Uni-X Labs will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Ruslan Belov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Edimilson Widmer finally belongs at Uni-X Labs

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

114 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pavel Shikavka puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Uni-X Labs earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Roman Babaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Dmitriy Turovets knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitriy Turovets trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Uladzimir Shikavka

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Uladzimir Shikavka.

In brief

113 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Yahor Nekhaichik gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Uni-X Labs counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Uni-X Labs now.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaroslav Khramtsevich is on it.

The dugout

Dmitriy Turovets asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

112 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Egor Snapkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matvey Svidinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Yahor Nekhaichik asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Veniamin Kostyukovich linked with a move away

The name of Veniamin Kostyukovich keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Uni-X Labs say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

The market said no: Matvey Svidinskiy stays put

Uni-X Labs opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Matvey Svidinskiy stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

111 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitriy Turovets asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Snapkov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Snapkov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 11 in, 11 out at Uni-X Labs

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 11 arrived, 11 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Artem Malashko

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Veniamin Kostyukovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Nikolay Borushnov is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Dinamo Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yan Rios is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

110 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yaroslav Khramtsevich asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Maxim Voronkovich due for a Uni-X Labs medical

Everything agreed with Dinamo Minsk, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Uladzislau Korzun

Uni-X Labs asked and Torpedo-BelAZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Egor Snapkov makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Roman Babaev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Roman Babaev is on it.

Squad

Ruslan Belov is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Ruslan Belov has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

No place for Pavel Shikavka in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Pavel Shikavka has his answer from Uni-X Labs; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

109 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Egor Snapkov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Slutsk waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Pavel Tarletskiy will not be coming to Uni-X Labs

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Minsk is saying, and nobody at Uni-X Labs is enjoying the guessing.

Player ratings

Yaroslav Khramtsevich was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Smorgon tell Uni-X Labs: Nikita Solomatin is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matvey Svidinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Egor Snapkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Uni-X Labs rescue it on 90 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 90. Smorgon had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs ask about Uladzislau Korzun

A loan enquiry to Torpedo-BelAZ: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

108 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matvey Svidinskiy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Dnepr Mogilev come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Uni-X Labs did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Veniamin Kostyukovich says no to Slonim

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Veniamin Kostyukovich had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Player ratings

Yaroslav Khramtsevich, 20, steals the show — 7.74

Marked 7.74 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Alexandr Berulava turns down Uni-X Labs

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Isloch keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Eyes on Egor Snapkov again

The phone has started ringing about Egor Snapkov again, and this time the name on the line is Slutsk. Uni-X Labs are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Yaroslav Khramtsevich’s goal not enough for Uni-X Labs

Yaroslav Khramtsevich scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Osipovichi, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Denis Zakharov

Uni-X Labs asked and Isloch said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

107 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yaroslav Khramtsevich attracts admirers

The name of Yaroslav Khramtsevich has come up in conversations Uni-X Labs were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Egor Snapkov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Minsk tell Uni-X Labs: Artem Malashko is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Slonim take the points off Uni-X Labs

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitriy Turovets

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Veniamin Kostyukovich conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Slonim will make the call about Veniamin Kostyukovich this week. Uni-X Labs have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Anton Yablonski stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anton Yablonski and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Uni-X Labs and Dmitriy Turovets are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Aliaksandr Kendysh left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

106 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Egor Snapkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Anton Yablonski has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ivan Bykau

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Minsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Ruslan Belov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ruslan Belov and Uni-X Labs agree another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Ruslan Belov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Artem Krent

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lida have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Uni-X Labs find a way past Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel made Uni-X Labs work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

Uni-X Labs supporters have found a favourite in Yahor Nekhaichik

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Yahor Nekhaichik has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

105 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vitaliy Urbanovich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Yaroslav Khramtsevich at 20 — 7.64

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Yaroslav Khramtsevich did not need any: 7.64, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

The run at home goes on for Uni-X Labs

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Vladimir Popov sends Uni-X Labs past Niva

It finished 3‑1, and it was Vladimir Popov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Uni-X Labs.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitriy Turovets was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Yaroslav Khramtsevich

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Vladimir Popov at the heart of a fast Uni-X Labs start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Vladimir Popov in the middle of it, and Niva unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

In brief

104 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vladimir Popov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Vostrov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Veniamin Kostyukovich is on it.

The dugout

Daniil Chergeyko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does Artur Kats’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Uni-X Labs could ask drops and the wages Artur Kats can ask rise.

In brief

103 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yaroslav Khramtsevich asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Volna Pinsk

0‑1 to Volna Pinsk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

100 appearances for Matvey Svidinskiy

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Aliaksandr Kendysh left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Yan Pavlov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vitaliy Urbanovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

102 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matvey Svidinskiy asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Timofey Statkevich agrees terms with Niva

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Uni-X Labs people have started saying his name in the past tense.

The dugout

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Anton Yablonski is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The run at home goes on for Uni-X Labs

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Artem Krent

Uni-X Labs asked and Lida said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Vladimir Popov

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Uni-X Labs get the job done against Baranovichi

A 1‑0 win over Baranovichi, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

101 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Timofey Statkevich asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Matvey Kovruk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Uni-X Labs's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Uni-X Labs has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ilya Rabeshko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ilya Rabeshko and Uni-X Labs agree another 4 years.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Daniil Chergeyko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 94 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Uni-X Labs had all but put away. Orsha will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Alexandr Alexandrovich is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Dinamo Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

100 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Lokomotiv Gomel punish Uni-X Labs for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Vladimir Popov will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Uni-X Labs escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Market

Vladislav Fezhenko asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Raman Bykau due for a Uni-X Labs medical

Everything agreed with BATE, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Daniil Chergeyko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matvey Svidinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Uni-X Labs make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Vladimir Popov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.36. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Vladimir Popov rescues a point for Uni-X Labs

It needed Vladimir Popov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Lokomotiv Gomel, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Aliaksandr Kendysh on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 2‑2, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief

99 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Daniil Chergeyko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Arsenal Dzerzhinsk

Arsenal Dzerzhinsk left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Aliaksandr Kendysh to a room that had heard them before.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs try to borrow Kirill Butevich

Dinamo Minsk have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Yahor Nekhaichik and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Yahor Nekhaichik

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

98 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Egor Snapkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Anton Yablonski has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Neman

0‑2 to Neman, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Aliaksandr Kendysh after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Uni-X Labs

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaroslav Khramtsevich is on it.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Vostrov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

97 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Vladimir Popov asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Roman Babaev stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Daniil Chergeyko scores twice — 8.93

Two goals and a mark of 8.93 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

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Matvey Kovruk: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Uni-X Labs have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Matvey Kovruk has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Daniil Chergeyko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Daniil Chergeyko the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Lida

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Daniil Chergeyko. 3‑2 against Lida, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Yaroslav Khramtsevich was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

96 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Matvey Svidinskiy asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Uni-X Labs against Smorgon

0‑1 to Smorgon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yaroslav Khramtsevich

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dmitriy Turovets reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

The dugout

No hiding place for Timofey Statkevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timofey Statkevich, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Yan Pavlov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

95 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Daniil Chergeyko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Yaroslav Khramtsevich takes the afternoon — 8.21

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Yaroslav Khramtsevich provided it, and the 8.21 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Egor Snapkov at 20 — 7.80

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Egor Snapkov did not need any: 7.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Uni-X Labs make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Uni-X Labs have 3 straight wins of it.

The dugout

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Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Yaroslav Khramtsevich the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Osipovichi

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Yaroslav Khramtsevich. 2‑0 against Osipovichi, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

A satisfied Aliaksandr Kendysh

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑0, Aliaksandr Kendysh could afford to be generous.

In brief

94 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Vladislav Fezhenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Yaroslav Khramtsevich, 20, steals the show — 7.98

Marked 7.98 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

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Only the photograph left for Anton Yablonski

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Anton Yablonski will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Vladislav Fezhenko the difference as Uni-X Labs beat Slonim

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Vladislav Fezhenko. 2‑1 against Slonim, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Daniil Chergeyko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Egor Snapkov

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Aliaksandr Kendysh kept it short after the 2‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

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Market

Yaroslav Khramtsevich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Vladimir Popov scores twice — 8.77

Two goals and a mark of 8.77 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

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Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Matvey Kovruk has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

Uni-X Labs supporters have found a favourite in Vladislav Fezhenko

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Vladislav Fezhenko has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Uni-X Labs find a way past Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel made Uni-X Labs work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

One of our own: Mikalai Kavalyou joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Mikalai Kavalyou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

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Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Successful dribbles: 42. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Matvey Svidinskiy asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Niva

Niva left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Yauhen Arlouski from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Yauhen Arlouski has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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Uni-X Labs promote Uladzislau Filipenko from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Uladzislau Filipenko has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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Uni-X Labs promote Ihar Klimovich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ihar Klimovich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Timofey Statkevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timofey Statkevich, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Kendysh answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

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Daniil Chergeyko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

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Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Veniamin Kostyukovich has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Uni-X Labs will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no signature from Artur Kats

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Uni-X Labs could get for him.

Market

Vladislav Fezhenko placed on the list

Uni-X Labs have made Vladislav Fezhenko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Aliaksandr Ihnatovich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Aliaksandr Ihnatovich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The training reports on Dmitriy Khalimonchikov are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

Looking ahead

An away day at Niva next for Uni-X Labs

They sit in position 12 and they will be waiting. Away form is where a season shows its true character, and this side has a point to make about its own.

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