Uni-X Labs U20

17 Jan 2027
Sunday
Process
24 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Uni-X Labs

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Artem Krivoguzov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Artem Krivoguzov commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

Market

Uni-X Labs and Daniil Chergeyko are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The formation has left Vladislav Kuznetsov behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Uni-X Labs will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vladislav Kuznetsov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Kuznetsov, and the manager let it.

Market

Artem Krivoguzov joins Uni-X Labs on a free

No fee and no drama: Artem Krivoguzov has signed at Uni-X Labs, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

The dugout

Matvey Kovruk asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

Back issues
23 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Vladislav Fezhenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Vladislav Kuznetsov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladislav Kuznetsov commits to Uni-X Labs for another 3 years.

Market

Talks stall between Uni-X Labs and Daniil Tkachik

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Nazar Kurak is a square peg at Uni-X Labs

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

A long bet from Uni-X Labs on Nazar Kurak

He is 20, and nobody at Uni-X Labs signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

A promotion for Yaroslav Khramtsevich

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Yaroslav Khramtsevich has moved up it.

The dugout

Daniil Chergeyko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Vladislav Kuznetsov joins Uni-X Labs to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Uni-X Labs have gone and got theirs early.

In brief

22 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Uni-X Labs earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

21 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Daniil Tkachik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Dmitriy Khalimonchikov plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

20 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Arol Ngintsop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arol Ngintsop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Daniil Tkachik and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Yan Signevich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Yan Signevich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

19 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ivan Vorobjev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Uni-X Labs and Daniil Tkachik are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Roman Babaev handed the armband

The captaincy goes to Roman Babaev. It is not a job that wins matches, but a dressing room always notices who is given it.

Squad

Competition arrives for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

A new face in his position and a shirt he thought he owned suddenly up for discussion. Uni-X Labs have promised nothing, which is what clubs promise at this stage.

Squad

Is this Maxim Volodko’s last season?

“I will know when it is time. I am not there yet.” Maxim Volodko is 34, with 253 appearances behind him, and Uni-X Labs will have to plan for whichever answer comes.

In brief

18 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Uni-X Labs can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Matvey Kovruk says Uni-X Labs went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Valery Bykau asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

16 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Vorobjev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Vorobjev, and the manager let it.

In brief

15 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Vorobjev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Vorobjev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Fezhenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

A long bet from Uni-X Labs on Alexandr Iljin

He is 20, and nobody at Uni-X Labs signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

The dugout

Ivan Vorobjev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Vorobjev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Competition arrives for Roman Babaev

A new face in his position and a shirt he thought he owned suddenly up for discussion. Uni-X Labs have promised nothing, which is what clubs promise at this stage.

In brief

14 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

An order from above at Uni-X Labs: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vladimir Popov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladimir Popov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Uni-X Labs put Artur Kats up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Artur Kats may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

13 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Uni-X Labs

16 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Yaroslav Khramtsevich trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The shop window has Arol Ngintsop in it

Uni-X Labs have let the market know Arol Ngintsop can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

12 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Maxim Volodko says Uni-X Labs went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Arol Ngintsop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Uni-X Labs is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Danil Ananka and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

11 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Danil Ananka says Uni-X Labs went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ivan Vorobjev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

One of our own: Kirill Palitsevich joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Kirill Palitsevich is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Yan Yablonski steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Yan Yablonski has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

Vadim Kiselev has settled at Uni-X Labs

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

In brief

10 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 108% of the Uni-X Labs income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Matvey Kovruk asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

9 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

16 new faces, and Uni-X Labs are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Vorobjev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Vladislav Fezhenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vladislav Fezhenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Uni-X Labs the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

8 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Daniil Chergeyko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

7 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Window shuts: 15 in, 12 out at Uni-X Labs

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 15 arrived, 12 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Market

Ivan Vorobjev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Ivan Vorobjev signs for Neman while still at Uni-X Labs

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Ivan Vorobjev has agreed terms with Neman for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Kirill Shikavka from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kirill Shikavka has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Sergei Sivakov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Sergei Sivakov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Matvey Svidinskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

6 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arol Ngintsop agrees terms with Osipovichi

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Uni-X Labs people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Arol Ngintsop out for 32 days

The medical room confirms 32 days on the sidelines for Arol Ngintsop, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Egor Semenov is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Egor Semenov has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

5 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Babaev

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Arol Ngintsop puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Uni-X Labs, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Prokhor Struk

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Belshina

Belshina left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

16 new faces, and Uni-X Labs are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Artem Arlouski faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Artem Arlouski after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Maxim Volodko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

4 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Uni-X Labs run riot against Orsha

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Vadim Kiselev's — 8.96

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.96, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Uni-X Labs turn down Osipovichi for Arol Ngintsop

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mikhail Klyakin

Uni-X Labs asked and BATE said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

One of their own: Dmitriy Turovets

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Turovets in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Artem Arlouski, on a 3‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

3 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Uni-X Labs out of the cup

Torpedo-BelAZ ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Uni-X Labs say no — this time

The offer from Levadia for Vladimir Popov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Nikolay Mirskiy, 20, steals the show — 8.19

Marked 8.19 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Vadim Kiselev — 7.06

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.06 beside his name.

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Volna Pinsk tell Uni-X Labs: Daniil Tkachik is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

Uni-X Labs supporters have found a favourite in Vadim Kiselev

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Vadim Kiselev has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Uni-X Labs find a way past Lokomotiv Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel made Uni-X Labs work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

2 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Uni-X Labs

0‑3 against Dnepr Mogilev, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Valery Bykau steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Valery Bykau has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Vitaliy Malevich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Vitaliy Malevich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Mikita Chalavach joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Mikita Chalavach is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Ruslan Hleb from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruslan Hleb has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Uni-X Labs dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Artem Arlouski: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

1 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Arol Ngintsop asks to leave Uni-X Labs

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dmitriy Khalimonchikov and Uni-X Labs agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Niva

Niva left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

49 months and counting on Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

Still no offer on the table, and Dmitriy Khalimonchikov’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Squad

Uni-X Labs are still strangers to each other

15 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Artem Arlouski answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Danil Ananka is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Neman. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Vorobjev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief